The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - Chef Soup/Adventures in Smurfsitting - full transcript
When Brainy criticizes Chef's cooking, Chef walks out in a huff and ends up cooking for the Ogres; When Clumsy and Dimwitty take care of Baby, they try to show all of Smurf Village how smurfsome they really are.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[all] We want food.
We want food.
Ha-ha!
And now for my specialty,
muffins à la carrot.
Buon appetito!
[all munching]
Hmm?
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. [sniffs]
[chomps]
Hmm.
Mm?
I see you're writing
your review of my muffins.
So how are they?
-Hmph.
-Mm. Hmm? Mm-hmm!
"Honestly, I found Chef's carrot muffins
to be uninspired, lacklustre
and smurfully forgettable.
Two out of five Smurf stars?"
What? Two out of five?
Indubitably.
-How dare you criticize my specialty?
-Hey, Chef, could I have some more?
Ah! At least someone likes my cooking!
Greedy doesn't count.
He eats just about anything.
Mm.
[gobbling]
Hmph!
-Well, then what do you guys think?
-Me, I don't like carrots.
Huh? I see.
None of you will smurf my food ever again!
-Aw, come on, Chef!
-Huh?
But I'm still hungry.
Aw!
Goodbye, and good riddance!
Where's he going?
Uh, was it something we smurfed?
Phew! He's coming back.
If you want something to eat,
try smurfing on Brainy's review!
Chef, what are you doing? Come back!
[grumbles] Well done.
You've upset him, and now he's gone.
-He's so sensitive, right?
-Let me rephrase that.
-Now who's gonna smurf our meals?
-Hmm?
[crying]
-[birds chirping]
-[crying echoes]
[sad music]
[bird chirping]
Mm? Ah!
[laughs] Here you go.
[birds chirping]
Mm.
At least the birds like my cooking.
-[growls]
-Huh?
Ah! Ah!
Hey? What's happening?
Oh!
[yelling]
Huh?
Look, Egg Head, me find treat in box.
Oh, show me, Big Mouth.
Hello there, friendly ogres.
Oh! It talking treat.
Mmm, let's roast it in spicy sauce.
No, let's bake it in pastry.
[both growl]
-Gentlemen, please.
-Huh?
I can see that you are connoisseurs
who would much prefer this delicacy
known as a muffin à la carrot
-Me taste.
-Me too.
Hmm.
Hmm. [gobbles]
Mm.
Now, you should let it linger
on your tongue for a moment, and...
Yum, yum. Good.
You... you like it?
[burps]
Yep. But piece too tiny.
Egg Head eat blue treat. Give it to me.
My friends... don't eat...
someone who can cook...
all kinds of delicious meals for you.
You cook more food?
I'll make a buffet.
[both growl]
Okay.
You'll see. It will be
the best meal I've ever smurfed!
Or the last.
[all] We want food! We want food!
We want food! We want food!
-Who's gonna stand in for Chef?
-Greedy's volunteered.
If anyone knows food, it's our Greedy.
I'm something of an expert.
[quirky music]
Ah! Huh?
Uh, where's our lunch?
-Your lunch? Oh, yeah, I ate it.
-Me, I don't like going hungry.
Looks like we need a new new Chef.
-Hurry.
-We hungry.
Patience, my good friends.
Cooking for you is not a piece of cake.
[inhales sharply]
-Whoop! [yelling]
-[knife chopping]
[all] We want food! We want food!
Let's hope Dimwitty
is a better chef than Greedy.
And voilà! Dinner is served!
-Hmm?
-[laughs]
Uh, Dimwitty, these are just pebbles.
Well, they do say that minerals
are an important part
of a smurfy diet, hmm?
[sniffs]
Hmm.
[bright music]
-Hmm.
-[both] Hmm?
[grunts]
-Phew!
-[both] Hmm.
Not to worry.
I, Painter,
have conceived a marvellous meal
of sarsaparilla soup,
sweet potatoes, and mint tea.
-Voilà.
-Me, I don't like eating paintings.
-Brainy, can we try your cooking?
-[gulps]
-[humming]
-[laughs] Yum, yum.
[slurps]
It's coming! It's coming!
Feast your eyes!
-Molecular gastronomy.
-Hmm?
A meal for the mind, right?
Food with spices
smurfs the synapses in your brain,
helping you to think faster...
-[yells]
-Aah!
Hot! Hot! Very, very hot!
Uh, I said think faster, not run faster.
[chuckles] Maybe I smurfed too much chili.
-[both grunting]
-Ogres hungry!
It'll be ready very soon.
Me eat blue treat now.
No, save treat for after dinner.
I must be dreaming.
I'm so hungry,
I can practically smell Chef's cooking.
-Hmm?
-[sniffs]
Wait, I smell it too.
It's coming from the forest.
Come on, let's follow Greedy.
I'm sure he'll lead us to Chef.
-You're coming with us.
-Whoa!
[dramatic music]
[Smurfs panting]
The smell is growing stronger.
We... we must be getting close.
[sniffing]
Ah, it's coming from over there!
Come on. No time to lose.
-[growls]
-Hmm?
And now for the icing on the cake.
Oh, Chef's cooking for the ogres now?
Someone's criticism
must have really hurt his feelings.
Lunch is served, my dear ogres.
Buon appetito!
Aah!
[whimpering]
-Uh, oh!
-Aah!
[both burp and sigh]
You're done already?
You can chew your food before smurfing it.
Me still hungry.
That just appetizer.
Are you kidding?
That food could have fed 200 Smurfs!
No more talking.
-Splat.
-[all gasp]
Eat treat.
-[whimpers]
-Ahh...
-Stop!
-Hmm? What?
Don't eat Chef. It's all my fault.
Eat me instead.
-Okay.
-Oh.
I wasn't being serious.
Brainy, no!
-[both] Huh?
-Oh, more treats!
One for Smurfs and Smurfs for all!
[both grunt]
Aaah!
Oof! Ouch.
-We have to distract them.
-Hmm!
-Huh?
-[both grunting]
-[grunting]
-Huh? Ah!
-Over here, you big dummy.
-Hmm?
[both whimpering]
[both groan]
Come on, my little Smurfs.
Let's smurf out of here, fast!
Come back, food.
[all shout]
Ah, this is actually quite relaxing.
It would be if we weren't
about to become Smurf soup!
Me add little spice to appetizers.
[groans]
Spices. Of course, that's it.
[screams] Ahh...
You're about to swallow
the greatest chef in the land!
Huh? But he's not the chef.
He the one with funny eyeballs.
Chef be that one. He told us.
No, you're about to eat Brainy,
the great chef
that invented molecular gastronomy.
Oh, Brainy's a chef now?
Hmph, now I've seen everything!
Oh, yes! Right, Greedy?
Hmm?
Yes, it's true.
Brainy took Chef's place after he left.
And everybody loves Brainy's cooking.
He better chef than Chef?
Oh, absolutely!
Perhaps you two big foodies
could taste it for yourselves.
Good idea.
You cook "comecular trasgonomy"
for us now.
Then we see who cook best.
Whoa! [grunts]
Well, if you insist.
[grumbles]
Phew! It's hot in here.
Don't you know
that if you overcook Smurfs,
they get really tough and chewy?
Egg Head no like overcooked appetizers.
[both] Hmm.
[Smurfs grunting]
You... you guys think
Brainy is a better cook than me?
Don't worry, Chef.
Life is full of surprises.
-Hmm?
-Just trust us. You'll see.
Presenting my special spicy jelly.
This will smurf the neurons
in those big brains.
I'm sure they need it, right?
-Mm.
-Hmm?
[both gobbling]
Eh?
Me declare a tie. Now for dessert.
I'm so sorry. I thought it would work.
[both laughing]
[both] Huh?
Ooh! Hot, hot, hot.
[both shouting]
-Water! Water!
-[laughter]
[playful music]
Here's a little something to refresh you.
[all] Hmm?
[both] Ah! [hiccup]
Huh?
Huh?
-Ah!
-Whoa!
[all gasp]
What did you put in the water?
Oh, that, my dear Chef,
is my secret recipe.
Me, afraid of heights!
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, yummy! This is so good.
It's so nice to have you back
where you belong.
And the reviews are in!
"Chef's comeback meal
was absolutely exquisite.
"He is, without a doubt,
the very best chef ever.
Five out of five Smurf stars!"
Here's another review.
But wait, this one's for Brainy.
"For having the single worst idea ever:
criticizing Chef's cooking."
Zero out of five Smurf stars.
[laughter]
Indubitably, right?
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[all] We want food.
We want food.
Ha-ha!
And now for my specialty,
muffins à la carrot.
Buon appetito!
[all munching]
Hmm?
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. [sniffs]
[chomps]
Hmm.
Mm?
I see you're writing
your review of my muffins.
So how are they?
-Hmph.
-Mm. Hmm? Mm-hmm!
"Honestly, I found Chef's carrot muffins
to be uninspired, lacklustre
and smurfully forgettable.
Two out of five Smurf stars?"
What? Two out of five?
Indubitably.
-How dare you criticize my specialty?
-Hey, Chef, could I have some more?
Ah! At least someone likes my cooking!
Greedy doesn't count.
He eats just about anything.
Mm.
[gobbling]
Hmph!
-Well, then what do you guys think?
-Me, I don't like carrots.
Huh? I see.
None of you will smurf my food ever again!
-Aw, come on, Chef!
-Huh?
But I'm still hungry.
Aw!
Goodbye, and good riddance!
Where's he going?
Uh, was it something we smurfed?
Phew! He's coming back.
If you want something to eat,
try smurfing on Brainy's review!
Chef, what are you doing? Come back!
[grumbles] Well done.
You've upset him, and now he's gone.
-He's so sensitive, right?
-Let me rephrase that.
-Now who's gonna smurf our meals?
-Hmm?
[crying]
-[birds chirping]
-[crying echoes]
[sad music]
[bird chirping]
Mm? Ah!
[laughs] Here you go.
[birds chirping]
Mm.
At least the birds like my cooking.
-[growls]
-Huh?
Ah! Ah!
Hey? What's happening?
Oh!
[yelling]
Huh?
Look, Egg Head, me find treat in box.
Oh, show me, Big Mouth.
Hello there, friendly ogres.
Oh! It talking treat.
Mmm, let's roast it in spicy sauce.
No, let's bake it in pastry.
[both growl]
-Gentlemen, please.
-Huh?
I can see that you are connoisseurs
who would much prefer this delicacy
known as a muffin à la carrot
-Me taste.
-Me too.
Hmm.
Hmm. [gobbles]
Mm.
Now, you should let it linger
on your tongue for a moment, and...
Yum, yum. Good.
You... you like it?
[burps]
Yep. But piece too tiny.
Egg Head eat blue treat. Give it to me.
My friends... don't eat...
someone who can cook...
all kinds of delicious meals for you.
You cook more food?
I'll make a buffet.
[both growl]
Okay.
You'll see. It will be
the best meal I've ever smurfed!
Or the last.
[all] We want food! We want food!
We want food! We want food!
-Who's gonna stand in for Chef?
-Greedy's volunteered.
If anyone knows food, it's our Greedy.
I'm something of an expert.
[quirky music]
Ah! Huh?
Uh, where's our lunch?
-Your lunch? Oh, yeah, I ate it.
-Me, I don't like going hungry.
Looks like we need a new new Chef.
-Hurry.
-We hungry.
Patience, my good friends.
Cooking for you is not a piece of cake.
[inhales sharply]
-Whoop! [yelling]
-[knife chopping]
[all] We want food! We want food!
Let's hope Dimwitty
is a better chef than Greedy.
And voilà! Dinner is served!
-Hmm?
-[laughs]
Uh, Dimwitty, these are just pebbles.
Well, they do say that minerals
are an important part
of a smurfy diet, hmm?
[sniffs]
Hmm.
[bright music]
-Hmm.
-[both] Hmm?
[grunts]
-Phew!
-[both] Hmm.
Not to worry.
I, Painter,
have conceived a marvellous meal
of sarsaparilla soup,
sweet potatoes, and mint tea.
-Voilà.
-Me, I don't like eating paintings.
-Brainy, can we try your cooking?
-[gulps]
-[humming]
-[laughs] Yum, yum.
[slurps]
It's coming! It's coming!
Feast your eyes!
-Molecular gastronomy.
-Hmm?
A meal for the mind, right?
Food with spices
smurfs the synapses in your brain,
helping you to think faster...
-[yells]
-Aah!
Hot! Hot! Very, very hot!
Uh, I said think faster, not run faster.
[chuckles] Maybe I smurfed too much chili.
-[both grunting]
-Ogres hungry!
It'll be ready very soon.
Me eat blue treat now.
No, save treat for after dinner.
I must be dreaming.
I'm so hungry,
I can practically smell Chef's cooking.
-Hmm?
-[sniffs]
Wait, I smell it too.
It's coming from the forest.
Come on, let's follow Greedy.
I'm sure he'll lead us to Chef.
-You're coming with us.
-Whoa!
[dramatic music]
[Smurfs panting]
The smell is growing stronger.
We... we must be getting close.
[sniffing]
Ah, it's coming from over there!
Come on. No time to lose.
-[growls]
-Hmm?
And now for the icing on the cake.
Oh, Chef's cooking for the ogres now?
Someone's criticism
must have really hurt his feelings.
Lunch is served, my dear ogres.
Buon appetito!
Aah!
[whimpering]
-Uh, oh!
-Aah!
[both burp and sigh]
You're done already?
You can chew your food before smurfing it.
Me still hungry.
That just appetizer.
Are you kidding?
That food could have fed 200 Smurfs!
No more talking.
-Splat.
-[all gasp]
Eat treat.
-[whimpers]
-Ahh...
-Stop!
-Hmm? What?
Don't eat Chef. It's all my fault.
Eat me instead.
-Okay.
-Oh.
I wasn't being serious.
Brainy, no!
-[both] Huh?
-Oh, more treats!
One for Smurfs and Smurfs for all!
[both grunt]
Aaah!
Oof! Ouch.
-We have to distract them.
-Hmm!
-Huh?
-[both grunting]
-[grunting]
-Huh? Ah!
-Over here, you big dummy.
-Hmm?
[both whimpering]
[both groan]
Come on, my little Smurfs.
Let's smurf out of here, fast!
Come back, food.
[all shout]
Ah, this is actually quite relaxing.
It would be if we weren't
about to become Smurf soup!
Me add little spice to appetizers.
[groans]
Spices. Of course, that's it.
[screams] Ahh...
You're about to swallow
the greatest chef in the land!
Huh? But he's not the chef.
He the one with funny eyeballs.
Chef be that one. He told us.
No, you're about to eat Brainy,
the great chef
that invented molecular gastronomy.
Oh, Brainy's a chef now?
Hmph, now I've seen everything!
Oh, yes! Right, Greedy?
Hmm?
Yes, it's true.
Brainy took Chef's place after he left.
And everybody loves Brainy's cooking.
He better chef than Chef?
Oh, absolutely!
Perhaps you two big foodies
could taste it for yourselves.
Good idea.
You cook "comecular trasgonomy"
for us now.
Then we see who cook best.
Whoa! [grunts]
Well, if you insist.
[grumbles]
Phew! It's hot in here.
Don't you know
that if you overcook Smurfs,
they get really tough and chewy?
Egg Head no like overcooked appetizers.
[both] Hmm.
[Smurfs grunting]
You... you guys think
Brainy is a better cook than me?
Don't worry, Chef.
Life is full of surprises.
-Hmm?
-Just trust us. You'll see.
Presenting my special spicy jelly.
This will smurf the neurons
in those big brains.
I'm sure they need it, right?
-Mm.
-Hmm?
[both gobbling]
Eh?
Me declare a tie. Now for dessert.
I'm so sorry. I thought it would work.
[both laughing]
[both] Huh?
Ooh! Hot, hot, hot.
[both shouting]
-Water! Water!
-[laughter]
[playful music]
Here's a little something to refresh you.
[all] Hmm?
[both] Ah! [hiccup]
Huh?
Huh?
-Ah!
-Whoa!
[all gasp]
What did you put in the water?
Oh, that, my dear Chef,
is my secret recipe.
Me, afraid of heights!
[indistinct chatter]
Oh, yummy! This is so good.
It's so nice to have you back
where you belong.
And the reviews are in!
"Chef's comeback meal
was absolutely exquisite.
"He is, without a doubt,
the very best chef ever.
Five out of five Smurf stars!"
Here's another review.
But wait, this one's for Brainy.
"For having the single worst idea ever:
criticizing Chef's cooking."
Zero out of five Smurf stars.
[laughter]
Indubitably, right?