The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 16 - Funny Mommy/Smurfy Day Care - full transcript
Jokey transforms Poet into Gargamel's mother, but later they find themselves stuck in Gargamel's hovel./When Baby causes that every Smurf becomes a baby again, Stormy must take care of them and find the cure.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Hmm, there's no stopping me.
-Now, for a fourth. Ahh!
-Ah!
[yelling]
-Ow!
-[crying]
[groans] For smurfness sake!
It's not normal to wail like that.
[wailing]
-Papa Smurf?
-Hmm?
[no audio]
Practice all the time
and then there's wailing...
You were saying?
Why is he smurfing?
Ugh, it's deafening.
All the Smurfs are at the dam
and it's not easy making my potion
-with Baby running around.
-[wailing]
[groans]
I'm outta here.
-Say, Storm...
-Hmm?
Seeing as you're here,
do you think that you could
take care of him?
I don't know how to smurf babies.
-I'm sure you'll do fine.
-I can't.
-I need to practice for my competition.
-You don't need archery practice.
You're the best.
If I wanna stay the best,
I need to practice.
See you later.
Hmm?
-Hey, stop.
-[sighs]
No smurfing your hands in my cauldron.
There.
Hey there.
Time to get my revitalizing portion.
But Papa Smurf?
-Uh...
-[blows raspberry]
[laughs]
[groans and snoring]
-I'm so smurfed.
-You said it.
Take a little sip.
It'll make you feel young again.
I'll smurf me some.
Me too.
-And one for you.
-Over here.
Me, I don't like being tired.
Not bad, but there's a little after-smurf,
isn't there?
-[hiccups]
-Hmm?
Indubitably,
there's a little after-smurf, right?
What do you mean?
-[hiccups]
-[slurps]
It does taste a little sweet.
[hiccups]
-[laughing]
-Hey, come back here!
-Ugh!
-[giggling]
Oof!
[groaning]
[babbling]
No, I don't wanna play now.
-[grunts]
-[giggles]
-[all screaming]
-Huh?
What's that?
[giggling]
[screaming and crying]
-Holy smurf.
-[babbling]
Smurfette, Brainy,
Greedy.
They've all turned into babies?
-[gasps]
-Whoa.
-Papa Smurf, is that you?
-[laughs]
It couldn't be the potion that... ooh.
[trumpeting]
Watch out, Harmony!
Wah!
Ah... [yelps]
[giggles]
Hefty, no, don't touch that dumbbell!
[giggles]
Brainy, come back here.
[babbling]
[crying and babbling]
[sighs] They're all here.
Now, don't move.
I have to smurf a solution.
I'll find something in Papa Smurf's lab.
-[babbling]
-Huh?
Hey, what are you smurfing there?
Babies are not allowed outside.
Even you, Papa Smurf.
Hmm...
Where in the smurf have they gone?
[babies babbling]
What are you smurfing up there, Hefty?
[chattering]
And you over there, get off that tractor.
[laughs]
[sighs]
No, stop that!
Aah!
[laughs]
I said get off that tractor!
Ahh! Oof.
[laughs]
[growls]
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
-[laughs]
-Mm?
Brainy, smurf out of the way!
[laughter]
You're all punished. Period.
[Smurfs whimpering]
[all sobbing]
-Huh?
-[straining]
You are starting to get on my smurfs.
-[stomach rumbling]
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
-[rumbling increases]
[all whimpering]
[wailing]
There, there, there.
Please stop crying.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Let me guess, you, you don't like bottles.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
[wailing]
[sobbing]
[sighing happily]
[rumbling]
[burps]
[all snoring]
[gentle music]
And that's 100.
Phew, I need to smurf a little nap too.
[laughs]
Hey, you cheeky Smurf,
it's nap time for you too.
[whimpers]
Oh, no, don't cry, please.
You're gonna wake...
[wails]
[all wailing]
[whimpers]
That's enough!
[whistles]
[majestic music]
[groaning, babies yelling]
I can't do this alone.
Fly like the wind
and smurf this to the girls' village.
[groans]
Come on, Baby, make some room.
Thank you. Storm?
Girls... [grunts]
Thank you for coming.
It's a nightmare here.
Are you sure?
This baby seems so sweet.
Truly, truly adorable.
Mm. Babies are easy to smurf.
I read a book about positive education...
[groans]
-Let's keep things simple.
-Games, stories...
Do whatever you want
as long as they don't bother me.
I have to smurf
an antidote potion and remember,
don't let them out of your sight...
[babbling]
-Especially this one.
-Uh-oh.
[blows raspberry]
Come on, babies, no more smurfing around.
Let's move. One, two, three.
That's it. Keep it up.
Go, go. [laughs]
Wait, no, watch out. No, stop that!
[all babbling]
Come back!
There has to be an antidote,
but which one, huh?
Ah, I got it.
And one drop of this.
And the brave Smurf girls
defeated the evil sorcerer
and freed the kind rabbits.
There, that was a great story, wasn't it?
[babies babbling]
[laughs]
[groans]
-[shouting]
-Stop rolling!
Gotcha. [laughs]
[laughter]
There.
Come on, Hefty, smurf it back.
[groans]
[all shouting]
Ahh, I can't smurf after them anymore
even if they are cute,
adorable, and sweet.
I think I have an idea.
We're going to smurf
our best recipes for a snack time.
[whimpering] Stop smurfing with your food!
[laughs and shouts]
[munching]
[giggles]
Hey, revitalizing potion.
This should perk us up.
Great idea.
[babies babbling]
Why do I have to smurf everything myself?
[all shouting]
[laughter]
Lily? Blossom?
No, I can't smurf it anymore.
[crying]
[cooing]
[whimpers]
-[sobbing]
-[babbles]
Why are you bringing me back here?
I've already tried everything.
[chattering]
You wanna help me, is that it?
-Uh-huh.
-[laughs]
[upbeat music]
Take a sip, Papa Smurf.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Hmm, maybe this will work.
[explosion booms]
[babies shouting]
Huh? Uh...
Uh... Sorry, Papa Smurf.
-We're nearly there.
-[laughs]
Hmm, this has to be the right one.
[shouts]
[magical music]
[babbling]
Ooh.
Whee! Oh!
Huh, what? Whoa.
Hmm?
-What's that smell?
-[indistinct chatter]
-How about a game of smurf ball?
-But let's use my ball.
-Okay.
-That's crazy.
[both giggling]
[laughs] Hey, he's smurfing a pacifier.
Well, you're smurfing a diaper.
-[laughter]
-[groans]
Ah, they grow up so fast.
It's time to get back to the dam.
Do you think you can take care of Baby?
Huh? [chuckles]
Only one baby?
Ha!
-No problem.
-[burps]
[burps]
[laughs]
[laughter]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
Hmm, there's no stopping me.
-Now, for a fourth. Ahh!
-Ah!
[yelling]
-Ow!
-[crying]
[groans] For smurfness sake!
It's not normal to wail like that.
[wailing]
-Papa Smurf?
-Hmm?
[no audio]
Practice all the time
and then there's wailing...
You were saying?
Why is he smurfing?
Ugh, it's deafening.
All the Smurfs are at the dam
and it's not easy making my potion
-with Baby running around.
-[wailing]
[groans]
I'm outta here.
-Say, Storm...
-Hmm?
Seeing as you're here,
do you think that you could
take care of him?
I don't know how to smurf babies.
-I'm sure you'll do fine.
-I can't.
-I need to practice for my competition.
-You don't need archery practice.
You're the best.
If I wanna stay the best,
I need to practice.
See you later.
Hmm?
-Hey, stop.
-[sighs]
No smurfing your hands in my cauldron.
There.
Hey there.
Time to get my revitalizing portion.
But Papa Smurf?
-Uh...
-[blows raspberry]
[laughs]
[groans and snoring]
-I'm so smurfed.
-You said it.
Take a little sip.
It'll make you feel young again.
I'll smurf me some.
Me too.
-And one for you.
-Over here.
Me, I don't like being tired.
Not bad, but there's a little after-smurf,
isn't there?
-[hiccups]
-Hmm?
Indubitably,
there's a little after-smurf, right?
What do you mean?
-[hiccups]
-[slurps]
It does taste a little sweet.
[hiccups]
-[laughing]
-Hey, come back here!
-Ugh!
-[giggling]
Oof!
[groaning]
[babbling]
No, I don't wanna play now.
-[grunts]
-[giggles]
-[all screaming]
-Huh?
What's that?
[giggling]
[screaming and crying]
-Holy smurf.
-[babbling]
Smurfette, Brainy,
Greedy.
They've all turned into babies?
-[gasps]
-Whoa.
-Papa Smurf, is that you?
-[laughs]
It couldn't be the potion that... ooh.
[trumpeting]
Watch out, Harmony!
Wah!
Ah... [yelps]
[giggles]
Hefty, no, don't touch that dumbbell!
[giggles]
Brainy, come back here.
[babbling]
[crying and babbling]
[sighs] They're all here.
Now, don't move.
I have to smurf a solution.
I'll find something in Papa Smurf's lab.
-[babbling]
-Huh?
Hey, what are you smurfing there?
Babies are not allowed outside.
Even you, Papa Smurf.
Hmm...
Where in the smurf have they gone?
[babies babbling]
What are you smurfing up there, Hefty?
[chattering]
And you over there, get off that tractor.
[laughs]
[sighs]
No, stop that!
Aah!
[laughs]
I said get off that tractor!
Ahh! Oof.
[laughs]
[growls]
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
-[laughs]
-Mm?
Brainy, smurf out of the way!
[laughter]
You're all punished. Period.
[Smurfs whimpering]
[all sobbing]
-Huh?
-[straining]
You are starting to get on my smurfs.
-[stomach rumbling]
-Hmm?
-Hmm?
-[rumbling increases]
[all whimpering]
[wailing]
There, there, there.
Please stop crying.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Let me guess, you, you don't like bottles.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
[wailing]
[sobbing]
[sighing happily]
[rumbling]
[burps]
[all snoring]
[gentle music]
And that's 100.
Phew, I need to smurf a little nap too.
[laughs]
Hey, you cheeky Smurf,
it's nap time for you too.
[whimpers]
Oh, no, don't cry, please.
You're gonna wake...
[wails]
[all wailing]
[whimpers]
That's enough!
[whistles]
[majestic music]
[groaning, babies yelling]
I can't do this alone.
Fly like the wind
and smurf this to the girls' village.
[groans]
Come on, Baby, make some room.
Thank you. Storm?
Girls... [grunts]
Thank you for coming.
It's a nightmare here.
Are you sure?
This baby seems so sweet.
Truly, truly adorable.
Mm. Babies are easy to smurf.
I read a book about positive education...
[groans]
-Let's keep things simple.
-Games, stories...
Do whatever you want
as long as they don't bother me.
I have to smurf
an antidote potion and remember,
don't let them out of your sight...
[babbling]
-Especially this one.
-Uh-oh.
[blows raspberry]
Come on, babies, no more smurfing around.
Let's move. One, two, three.
That's it. Keep it up.
Go, go. [laughs]
Wait, no, watch out. No, stop that!
[all babbling]
Come back!
There has to be an antidote,
but which one, huh?
Ah, I got it.
And one drop of this.
And the brave Smurf girls
defeated the evil sorcerer
and freed the kind rabbits.
There, that was a great story, wasn't it?
[babies babbling]
[laughs]
[groans]
-[shouting]
-Stop rolling!
Gotcha. [laughs]
[laughter]
There.
Come on, Hefty, smurf it back.
[groans]
[all shouting]
Ahh, I can't smurf after them anymore
even if they are cute,
adorable, and sweet.
I think I have an idea.
We're going to smurf
our best recipes for a snack time.
[whimpering] Stop smurfing with your food!
[laughs and shouts]
[munching]
[giggles]
Hey, revitalizing potion.
This should perk us up.
Great idea.
[babies babbling]
Why do I have to smurf everything myself?
[all shouting]
[laughter]
Lily? Blossom?
No, I can't smurf it anymore.
[crying]
[cooing]
[whimpers]
-[sobbing]
-[babbles]
Why are you bringing me back here?
I've already tried everything.
[chattering]
You wanna help me, is that it?
-Uh-huh.
-[laughs]
[upbeat music]
Take a sip, Papa Smurf.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Hmm, maybe this will work.
[explosion booms]
[babies shouting]
Huh? Uh...
Uh... Sorry, Papa Smurf.
-We're nearly there.
-[laughs]
Hmm, this has to be the right one.
[shouts]
[magical music]
[babbling]
Ooh.
Whee! Oh!
Huh, what? Whoa.
Hmm?
-What's that smell?
-[indistinct chatter]
-How about a game of smurf ball?
-But let's use my ball.
-Okay.
-That's crazy.
[both giggling]
[laughs] Hey, he's smurfing a pacifier.
Well, you're smurfing a diaper.
-[laughter]
-[groans]
Ah, they grow up so fast.
It's time to get back to the dam.
Do you think you can take care of Baby?
Huh? [chuckles]
Only one baby?
Ha!
-No problem.
-[burps]
[burps]
[laughs]
[laughter]