The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - Crashing Gargamel's Party/The Curse of the Smurfs' Treasure - full transcript
After Gargamel convinces Dimwitty and Begonia that he is nice, they invite him to a party; Farmer and Vanity unearth a chest which contains a gem that brings bad luck to anyone who touches it.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
I'm sure that the sun hides
in a hole at night to sleep.
I can't see any other explanation.
A hole? Like a rabbit?
Then maybe, the sun is a rabbit!
The sun can't be a rabbit, Dimwitty.
It doesn't have big ears.
But it can fly. Like a butterfly.
[creaking]
Ouch. [groans]
Hey, Begonia, this must be the sun's hole.
-But where is it?
-This can't be the sun's hole.
It's too small.
Yoo-hoo! Is anyone there?
-Help!
-Smurf us out of here.
Smurf us out!
-Hello?
-Yoo-hoo!
[snickers]
-[snoring]
-[meows]
What? You're saying my trap worked?
[giggles]
Ha ha ha ha! Smurfs!
Hello, blue gnomes.
Oh, Gargamel, thank you for smurfing us
out of that horrid, dark hole.
He saved us?
Phew, I thought he'd caught us.
Hmm?
Wow, so you're actually kind?
You should tell the others.
They think you're mean.
Hm?
These two seem to be unfathomably stupid.
-This is our chance.
-[growls softly]
Well, of course I'm kind.
And I adore Smurfs.
I'd love to meet them all.
Oh, my. If only we'd known.
To think we were avoiding you.
Ha, we're so silly.
Very silly indeed.
We'll have to make it up to you.
But what could we do?
Ah! Would you like some pebbles?
Uh, not today.
But I know what I would really like.
For us to have a party to make peace,
all together in your village.
[ominous music]
Of course! What a great idea!
Come with us.
Hey!
Not so fast!
I have to get a sack from my hovel.
A sack? For what?
Uh, to bring gifts?
Oh, I love gifts!
But you mustn't say anything, okay?
It's a surprise.
Okay!
We won't smurf a word.
And we'll prepare everything!
See you later! [giggles]
[humming]
Hey, I don't know the way.
Can you show me where your village is
on this map?
-Yes, it's there.
-No, it's there.
No, it's there.
-No, wait, it's there.
-There.
-Here?
-There.
-Here!
-There.
I'm sure about it.
[laughing]
-Ah ha ha, I have a map!
-Don't get lost!
Not a chance.
See you later!
[retches]
It's horrible being so nice.
I disgust myself.
But tonight, Azrael,
the Smurfs will finally be ours.
[laughs evilly]
[chatter]
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
We're gonna smurf a big party tonight.
-A party for...
-It's a surprise.
A super-secret surprise.
Me, I don't like surprises.
Hmm...
So this surprise,
what does it, um, look like?
-It's a big, fat surprise!
-Mm-hmm.
-Two surprises even.
-Mm-hmm.
Chef, you'll have to smurf up
a big, big cake.
By the way,
what kind of cake do, uh, cats like?
A cat? Where did you find a...
This other surprise,
wouldn't he be bald
with a big tooth right here?
Aww, who told you?
Was it you, Dimwitty?
Me? If you say so.
Are you completely out of your smurfs?
Inviting Gargamel and Azrael for a party?
Good thing he doesn't know
where the village is.
-Don't worry, we showed him on a map.
-Mm-hmm.
What?
[bell clanging]
Gargamel alert! Smurf into position!
Danger, danger!
Ahh.
Whoa!
-Ahh!
-Fire brigade on the way!
Oh, dear, I think we spoiled the surprise.
Poor Gargamel.
They're going to be mean to him again.
He's going to get smurfed,
and then he'll never want to make peace.
We have to warn him. Come on!
I don't believe it.
We're getting closer, Azrael!
We just need to take a right here,
and then...
[both] Gargamel!
It's those horri... [clears throat]
-Kind Smurfs.
-[growls]
Gargamel, don't go to the village.
The other Smurfs are setting up traps.
They didn't understand.
They still think you're mean.
What? You told them I was coming?
-Yeah, but I didn't mean to.
-[both groaning]
You know, I like you too,
but you're starting to suffocate us.
Huh? [chuckles]
[sobbing] It's all the emotion.
[sobbing]
Oh! I knew it. Nobody likes me.
Poor Gargamel.
Maybe I should go anyway.
Then I'll show them
that I mean no good... uh, no harm.
Aw, I'm sure they'll understand.
I know a path to get to the village
from the other side!
That way, you'll avoid the traps.
Good! I'll attack...
uh, arrive by surprise.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's... ♪
Uhh, I'm not sure it's this way.
Oh, yeah, last time we went that way.
-Hm.
-[meows]
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
What? We've already been this way.
We're going in circles.
Oh, okay. How about we go that way?
No, it's that way.
-Oh, a butterfly!
-[chuckles]
Stop following critters!
-Oh, I know they're so kind and sweet.
-[yowls]
But we're going somewhere, remember?
Hmm, oh! I know. [giggles]
To the village. From the other side.
Hey! A rabbit!
[jaunty melody]
It's great racing with rabbits.
You go a lot faster.
Wait for me, you dirty, little...
[pants] ...jokers!
[panting] They've managed
to give us the slip, Azrael.
[exhales heavily] Luckily, I have the map!
-[both] Boo!
-Ahh!
[groans]
[both giggling]
You should have seen your face.
-You were so scared!
-[groans]
Come on, Gargamel. Let's keep smurfing.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
This is a shortcut.
But it's awfully narrow
and very dark in here.
Azrael! I'm stuck.
Do something, you imbecile.
Ahh!
Ow!
[grunts and groans]
[meows]
[both chuckle]
Gargamel, we forgot to tell you,
don't wake up the bear!
A bear?
[bear roars]
-[meows]
-Mummy!
-Ahh!
-[yowls]
And watch out for that cliff.
-[meows]
-Ouch.
Oh, those two are so clumsy.
[grunting]
Okay, now, which way is the village?
That way. At the very bottom.
Bottom?
Grab a leaf and follow us!
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
Those runts
are starting to get on my nerves!
-[bear growls]
-Oh!
-[chuckles]
-[bear roars]
Ahh!
[groans]
Hey, you two, no need to rush.
The village isn't going to fly away.
It's up there! I recognize it.
Hmm? Huh?
Can we climb on your head, Gargamel?
Out of the question!
That I leave you down here,
you little pest... uh, petunia.
No, my name is Begonia.
But Petunia is cute too.
[grimaces]
Hey, Dimwitty, I was wondering,
why doesn't the sun smurf on the same side
in the morning as in the evening?
Because it's like a rabbit.
It smurfs into its hole in the evening,
and while we sleep, it digs,
and smurfs out
from another hole in the morning.
[chuckles] It's simple.
Aha, we're here.
We're here?
We're here, but where is...
Where is the village?
Uh, I don't remember.
Do you know where it is?
Uh, no, I don't remember either.
-Maybe we should go back down?
-Enough already!
I am not nice!
Now where is your wretched
village of runts so I can crush it?
[laughing]
Ha ha!
See that?
He's laughing, so he can't be mean.
-[laughs]
-I am mean, you little... Ahh! Uhh.
Look, he's saying bye bye.
Ahh! Whoaa!
-Do something.
-[meows]
Ahh!
But you haven't see the village yet.
-Ahh!
-[yowls]
[grunting and groaning]
Ahh!
What a shame.
They're leaving already,
and we were having so much fun.
Yeah.
And we nearly arrived at the village.
Do you think that Gargamel might be dumb?
Come back.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
[chuckles]
-Whoa, there you are, you two.
-Hey.
We were worried sick.
We were smurfing in the forest
with Gargamel, and we lost him.
He can't make it to the party after all.
He even ripped up his map.
What a shame.
I don't even want to know how you did it,
but that's a relief.
Who knows what that evil sorcerer
could have done.
He's not evil.
He's just a little dumb.
[both laughing]
[groans]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
I'm sure that the sun hides
in a hole at night to sleep.
I can't see any other explanation.
A hole? Like a rabbit?
Then maybe, the sun is a rabbit!
The sun can't be a rabbit, Dimwitty.
It doesn't have big ears.
But it can fly. Like a butterfly.
[creaking]
Ouch. [groans]
Hey, Begonia, this must be the sun's hole.
-But where is it?
-This can't be the sun's hole.
It's too small.
Yoo-hoo! Is anyone there?
-Help!
-Smurf us out of here.
Smurf us out!
-Hello?
-Yoo-hoo!
[snickers]
-[snoring]
-[meows]
What? You're saying my trap worked?
[giggles]
Ha ha ha ha! Smurfs!
Hello, blue gnomes.
Oh, Gargamel, thank you for smurfing us
out of that horrid, dark hole.
He saved us?
Phew, I thought he'd caught us.
Hmm?
Wow, so you're actually kind?
You should tell the others.
They think you're mean.
Hm?
These two seem to be unfathomably stupid.
-This is our chance.
-[growls softly]
Well, of course I'm kind.
And I adore Smurfs.
I'd love to meet them all.
Oh, my. If only we'd known.
To think we were avoiding you.
Ha, we're so silly.
Very silly indeed.
We'll have to make it up to you.
But what could we do?
Ah! Would you like some pebbles?
Uh, not today.
But I know what I would really like.
For us to have a party to make peace,
all together in your village.
[ominous music]
Of course! What a great idea!
Come with us.
Hey!
Not so fast!
I have to get a sack from my hovel.
A sack? For what?
Uh, to bring gifts?
Oh, I love gifts!
But you mustn't say anything, okay?
It's a surprise.
Okay!
We won't smurf a word.
And we'll prepare everything!
See you later! [giggles]
[humming]
Hey, I don't know the way.
Can you show me where your village is
on this map?
-Yes, it's there.
-No, it's there.
No, it's there.
-No, wait, it's there.
-There.
-Here?
-There.
-Here!
-There.
I'm sure about it.
[laughing]
-Ah ha ha, I have a map!
-Don't get lost!
Not a chance.
See you later!
[retches]
It's horrible being so nice.
I disgust myself.
But tonight, Azrael,
the Smurfs will finally be ours.
[laughs evilly]
[chatter]
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
We're gonna smurf a big party tonight.
-A party for...
-It's a surprise.
A super-secret surprise.
Me, I don't like surprises.
Hmm...
So this surprise,
what does it, um, look like?
-It's a big, fat surprise!
-Mm-hmm.
-Two surprises even.
-Mm-hmm.
Chef, you'll have to smurf up
a big, big cake.
By the way,
what kind of cake do, uh, cats like?
A cat? Where did you find a...
This other surprise,
wouldn't he be bald
with a big tooth right here?
Aww, who told you?
Was it you, Dimwitty?
Me? If you say so.
Are you completely out of your smurfs?
Inviting Gargamel and Azrael for a party?
Good thing he doesn't know
where the village is.
-Don't worry, we showed him on a map.
-Mm-hmm.
What?
[bell clanging]
Gargamel alert! Smurf into position!
Danger, danger!
Ahh.
Whoa!
-Ahh!
-Fire brigade on the way!
Oh, dear, I think we spoiled the surprise.
Poor Gargamel.
They're going to be mean to him again.
He's going to get smurfed,
and then he'll never want to make peace.
We have to warn him. Come on!
I don't believe it.
We're getting closer, Azrael!
We just need to take a right here,
and then...
[both] Gargamel!
It's those horri... [clears throat]
-Kind Smurfs.
-[growls]
Gargamel, don't go to the village.
The other Smurfs are setting up traps.
They didn't understand.
They still think you're mean.
What? You told them I was coming?
-Yeah, but I didn't mean to.
-[both groaning]
You know, I like you too,
but you're starting to suffocate us.
Huh? [chuckles]
[sobbing] It's all the emotion.
[sobbing]
Oh! I knew it. Nobody likes me.
Poor Gargamel.
Maybe I should go anyway.
Then I'll show them
that I mean no good... uh, no harm.
Aw, I'm sure they'll understand.
I know a path to get to the village
from the other side!
That way, you'll avoid the traps.
Good! I'll attack...
uh, arrive by surprise.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's... ♪
Uhh, I'm not sure it's this way.
Oh, yeah, last time we went that way.
-Hm.
-[meows]
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
What? We've already been this way.
We're going in circles.
Oh, okay. How about we go that way?
No, it's that way.
-Oh, a butterfly!
-[chuckles]
Stop following critters!
-Oh, I know they're so kind and sweet.
-[yowls]
But we're going somewhere, remember?
Hmm, oh! I know. [giggles]
To the village. From the other side.
Hey! A rabbit!
[jaunty melody]
It's great racing with rabbits.
You go a lot faster.
Wait for me, you dirty, little...
[pants] ...jokers!
[panting] They've managed
to give us the slip, Azrael.
[exhales heavily] Luckily, I have the map!
-[both] Boo!
-Ahh!
[groans]
[both giggling]
You should have seen your face.
-You were so scared!
-[groans]
Come on, Gargamel. Let's keep smurfing.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
This is a shortcut.
But it's awfully narrow
and very dark in here.
Azrael! I'm stuck.
Do something, you imbecile.
Ahh!
Ow!
[grunts and groans]
[meows]
[both chuckle]
Gargamel, we forgot to tell you,
don't wake up the bear!
A bear?
[bear roars]
-[meows]
-Mummy!
-Ahh!
-[yowls]
And watch out for that cliff.
-[meows]
-Ouch.
Oh, those two are so clumsy.
[grunting]
Okay, now, which way is the village?
That way. At the very bottom.
Bottom?
Grab a leaf and follow us!
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Gargamel's party! ♪
Those runts
are starting to get on my nerves!
-[bear growls]
-Oh!
-[chuckles]
-[bear roars]
Ahh!
[groans]
Hey, you two, no need to rush.
The village isn't going to fly away.
It's up there! I recognize it.
Hmm? Huh?
Can we climb on your head, Gargamel?
Out of the question!
That I leave you down here,
you little pest... uh, petunia.
No, my name is Begonia.
But Petunia is cute too.
[grimaces]
Hey, Dimwitty, I was wondering,
why doesn't the sun smurf on the same side
in the morning as in the evening?
Because it's like a rabbit.
It smurfs into its hole in the evening,
and while we sleep, it digs,
and smurfs out
from another hole in the morning.
[chuckles] It's simple.
Aha, we're here.
We're here?
We're here, but where is...
Where is the village?
Uh, I don't remember.
Do you know where it is?
Uh, no, I don't remember either.
-Maybe we should go back down?
-Enough already!
I am not nice!
Now where is your wretched
village of runts so I can crush it?
[laughing]
Ha ha!
See that?
He's laughing, so he can't be mean.
-[laughs]
-I am mean, you little... Ahh! Uhh.
Look, he's saying bye bye.
Ahh! Whoaa!
-Do something.
-[meows]
Ahh!
But you haven't see the village yet.
-Ahh!
-[yowls]
[grunting and groaning]
Ahh!
What a shame.
They're leaving already,
and we were having so much fun.
Yeah.
And we nearly arrived at the village.
Do you think that Gargamel might be dumb?
Come back.
[both] ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
[chuckles]
-Whoa, there you are, you two.
-Hey.
We were worried sick.
We were smurfing in the forest
with Gargamel, and we lost him.
He can't make it to the party after all.
He even ripped up his map.
What a shame.
I don't even want to know how you did it,
but that's a relief.
Who knows what that evil sorcerer
could have done.
He's not evil.
He's just a little dumb.
[both laughing]
[groans]