The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 18 - Smurfy Secrets - full transcript
When Gargamel tries to transform into a Smurf, the Smurfs have to share their secrets to prove their identity.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
-Let's wait until they calm down.
-That could take forever.
They were really angry.
I have the perfect place for you to stay.
[evil laughter]
[both] Ah, Smurf for your life!
Don't give me that look!
Go catch the girl!
[yowls]
Where's the little four-eyes?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Where are you? Show yourself!
Ha, what an imbecile!
-Ta-da!
-Huh?
Who's the imbecile now?
[evil laughter]
[panting]
[yowls]
[tense music]
[meows]
[grunts]
[growls]
-[growls]
-[screams]
[yowls]
[roars]
[panting]
Ooh!
[growls]
Whew.
-[meows]
-[gulps]
-[gasps]
-[growls]
[screams]
[growls]
[purrs]
[meows]
[thumps]
[resigned purring]
[sneaky music]
[purrs]
[both grunt]
-Watch where you're going!
-Brainy, you're safe!
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Where's Gargamel?
Uh, he chased me, but I lost him
despite his great intellect.
Are you kidding? He's a dummy.
Let's smurf out of here.
The village is safer,
even with that angry mob.
-Oh, let's go then.
-Hmm?
-Hey, where are you going? It's this way.
-Oh, I must be a little confused.
-[laughs nervously]
-Mm-hmm.
[purrs]
[evil laughter]
I sure hope they've forgiven us by now.
Huh? Why?
-Look who's back.
-Huh?
-Storm and Brainy.
-Now we got you!
-Traitors!
-I guess they're upset.
-We'll teach you to smurf our secrets.
-What's going on?
Uh-oh.
Oh, there you are!
You both caused a major mess.
How could you smurf our secrets out?
Someone stole the book!
It wasn't our fault!
How can we make it up to you?
-Why don't you tell us your secrets?
-Yeah, spill the beans!
That seems fair enough.
Let's start with you, Brainy.
You really wanna know my secret?
My secret is...
I'm Gargamel!
[laughter]
You're full of it, is what you are.
-That's so not funny.
-Enough of that, Brainy.
Tell us your real secret!
Yeah, tell us, Brainy!
-Come on!
-Smurf it now!
You don't believe me, do you?
He's been acting real strange.
[evil laughter]
Whoa!
Hello.
Gargamel!
-[all scream]
-He wasn't kidding!
Oh, no. I never joke around.
Smurf for your lives!
Gargamel's attacking!
Ha-ha, you can run,
but you can't hide.
Brainy's glasses.
Now, who to catch first?
Ooh, maybe... you? Is that you, Papa Smurf?
Wrong. Guess again, little one.
-Ah!
-Come on, Azrael.
Make yourself useful for once.
Oh, and I might let you
munch on a Smurf or two.
[evil laughter]
Peek-a-boo.
-[evil laughter]
-[all scream]
[meows]
[all scream]
Gotcha! This is almost too easy.
And who do we have here?
[evil laughter]
Oh, come to Uncle Gargamel.
If that's Gargamel,
then what happened to Brainy?
[eerie music]
[grunts]
How am I going to get out of here?
Gargie, it's Mommy!
I've brought you some lizard traps.
They'll work better than your useless cat.
Oh, have you turned yourself
into a Smurf again?
Um, yeah? Uh... Mother?
It's been a hundred years
since you've called me that.
What are you doing in that cage?
Uh, Azrael chased me
and this was the safest place to hide?
Ridiculous.
You and that stupid cat.
-[lock creaks]
-Huh?
-Huh?
-Oh, thank you?
"Thank you"?
Aren't you gonna change back?
No, I can't.
The transformation lasts for four hours!
Oh, really?
So how is Hugglesbottom?
-Who?
-Mr. Hugglesbottom.
This old thingamabob
you can't live without.
Oh! [laughs nervously] Right! He's great.
I'm taking extra good care of him.
[laughs]
You're not my son!
-[screams]
-Are you?
You're a real Smurf!
Huh? Hmm.
Hmm, where did you go,
you little parasite?
-Scram!
-[screams]
You little demon!
Ah! [yelps]
[screams]
You little sneak!
Come back here!
I should smurf a second pair of glasses.
-[clangs]
-Ow.
Yoo-hoo!
[evil laughter]
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Knock, knock.
-[whimpers]
-[evil laughter]
No one escapes the great Gargamel.
And that makes 99.
See Azrael, I caught all the Smurfs.
-Help!
-Me, I don't like the dark.
[meows]
Why do you always doubt me, you silly cat?
Leave the math to evil geniuses.
[meowing frantically]
Oh, her.
Well, stop gloating and find her,
Mr. Smarty Cat.
Hello, little Smurf girl.
Where are you?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Okay, Storm, think.
Mm?
Chef, tell us your secret.
I keep a secret stash
of sarsaparilla candies
just for me.
Aha.
-[clunk]
-Ow.
-[clunk]
-Ow.
Oof.
I'm never going to make it.
Think, Brainy, think.
[contemplative music]
[gasps] That's it!
[grunting]
Oh!
[groaning]
Cuckoo!
[distant birds chirping]
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo!
-[stork calls]
-Hmm?
[impressive orchestral music]
Hello, old friend.
Where are you, little blue runt?
-Show yourself!
-Over here, you big dummy!
Ha! I got you!
[evil laughter]
Whoa! Ahhh! Whoa! [grunts]
-Hiyah!
-[screams]
[both grunting]
No one smurfs my friends!
Ow!
I'll show you.
Ah...
Take this!
And that!
And down he smurfs!
[sighs]
Ha-ha, never underestimate
the strength of a Smurf girl, Gargamel.
Storm, over here! In the bag!
-Smurf us out!
-It's stuffy in here!
-[meows]
-Huh?
One for Smurfs...
-[meows]
-Brainy!
-Smurfs for all!
-[meows]
Hello, Storm. [laughs]
[meows]
[meows frantically]
[muffled cry]
[growls happily]
[twinkling sentimental music]
[sighs]
Quite an entrance.
I didn't know you could smurf a stork.
[laughs] Oof.
-Looking for these?
-My glasses!
-Ha-ha!
-At last, I can see!
Thank you, Storm!
Brainy, Storm!
Smurf us out of here!
Sorry, Papa Smurf. We almost forgot!
Whee!
Well done, guys. You saved us!
[groans]
My head.
Cuckoo!
[stork calls]
[grand instrumental music]
I remember. Those blasted Smurfs!
Gargamel!
Huh?
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Stop right there!
Or Hugglesbottom gets it.
You wouldn't dare hurt my toy!
Destroy your magic pills
and I'll let him go.
Are you kidding?
Do you know how expensive
those ingredients were?
It's your choice, Gargamel.
No, wait! I'll destroy them now.
Oh. Oh.
Mm-hmm.
[stork calls]
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, be careful!
His ears are very delicate!
Oh, my precious.
-[both] Hmm.
-Hooray!
[all cheer]
-Brainy?
-Huh?
One last thing.
We found that book of yours.
It had fallen into one of Jokey's boxes.
Crazy, right? Present?
Aha!
Hmm?
All the secrets.
-Safe and...
-Not!
[laughter]
Like Papa Smurf always says,
"Secrets can be messy."
[laughter]
Give me back Mr. Hugglesbottom!
He's mine! Oh, my cuddly toy!
Oh, Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, I've got you, my little bunny.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Mummy!
Oh!
[cheerful music]
-[chuckles nervously]
-[groans]
I hate those Smurfs. I hate them.
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
-Let's wait until they calm down.
-That could take forever.
They were really angry.
I have the perfect place for you to stay.
[evil laughter]
[both] Ah, Smurf for your life!
Don't give me that look!
Go catch the girl!
[yowls]
Where's the little four-eyes?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Where are you? Show yourself!
Ha, what an imbecile!
-Ta-da!
-Huh?
Who's the imbecile now?
[evil laughter]
[panting]
[yowls]
[tense music]
[meows]
[grunts]
[growls]
-[growls]
-[screams]
[yowls]
[roars]
[panting]
Ooh!
[growls]
Whew.
-[meows]
-[gulps]
-[gasps]
-[growls]
[screams]
[growls]
[purrs]
[meows]
[thumps]
[resigned purring]
[sneaky music]
[purrs]
[both grunt]
-Watch where you're going!
-Brainy, you're safe!
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Where's Gargamel?
Uh, he chased me, but I lost him
despite his great intellect.
Are you kidding? He's a dummy.
Let's smurf out of here.
The village is safer,
even with that angry mob.
-Oh, let's go then.
-Hmm?
-Hey, where are you going? It's this way.
-Oh, I must be a little confused.
-[laughs nervously]
-Mm-hmm.
[purrs]
[evil laughter]
I sure hope they've forgiven us by now.
Huh? Why?
-Look who's back.
-Huh?
-Storm and Brainy.
-Now we got you!
-Traitors!
-I guess they're upset.
-We'll teach you to smurf our secrets.
-What's going on?
Uh-oh.
Oh, there you are!
You both caused a major mess.
How could you smurf our secrets out?
Someone stole the book!
It wasn't our fault!
How can we make it up to you?
-Why don't you tell us your secrets?
-Yeah, spill the beans!
That seems fair enough.
Let's start with you, Brainy.
You really wanna know my secret?
My secret is...
I'm Gargamel!
[laughter]
You're full of it, is what you are.
-That's so not funny.
-Enough of that, Brainy.
Tell us your real secret!
Yeah, tell us, Brainy!
-Come on!
-Smurf it now!
You don't believe me, do you?
He's been acting real strange.
[evil laughter]
Whoa!
Hello.
Gargamel!
-[all scream]
-He wasn't kidding!
Oh, no. I never joke around.
Smurf for your lives!
Gargamel's attacking!
Ha-ha, you can run,
but you can't hide.
Brainy's glasses.
Now, who to catch first?
Ooh, maybe... you? Is that you, Papa Smurf?
Wrong. Guess again, little one.
-Ah!
-Come on, Azrael.
Make yourself useful for once.
Oh, and I might let you
munch on a Smurf or two.
[evil laughter]
Peek-a-boo.
-[evil laughter]
-[all scream]
[meows]
[all scream]
Gotcha! This is almost too easy.
And who do we have here?
[evil laughter]
Oh, come to Uncle Gargamel.
If that's Gargamel,
then what happened to Brainy?
[eerie music]
[grunts]
How am I going to get out of here?
Gargie, it's Mommy!
I've brought you some lizard traps.
They'll work better than your useless cat.
Oh, have you turned yourself
into a Smurf again?
Um, yeah? Uh... Mother?
It's been a hundred years
since you've called me that.
What are you doing in that cage?
Uh, Azrael chased me
and this was the safest place to hide?
Ridiculous.
You and that stupid cat.
-[lock creaks]
-Huh?
-Huh?
-Oh, thank you?
"Thank you"?
Aren't you gonna change back?
No, I can't.
The transformation lasts for four hours!
Oh, really?
So how is Hugglesbottom?
-Who?
-Mr. Hugglesbottom.
This old thingamabob
you can't live without.
Oh! [laughs nervously] Right! He's great.
I'm taking extra good care of him.
[laughs]
You're not my son!
-[screams]
-Are you?
You're a real Smurf!
Huh? Hmm.
Hmm, where did you go,
you little parasite?
-Scram!
-[screams]
You little demon!
Ah! [yelps]
[screams]
You little sneak!
Come back here!
I should smurf a second pair of glasses.
-[clangs]
-Ow.
Yoo-hoo!
[evil laughter]
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Knock, knock.
-[whimpers]
-[evil laughter]
No one escapes the great Gargamel.
And that makes 99.
See Azrael, I caught all the Smurfs.
-Help!
-Me, I don't like the dark.
[meows]
Why do you always doubt me, you silly cat?
Leave the math to evil geniuses.
[meowing frantically]
Oh, her.
Well, stop gloating and find her,
Mr. Smarty Cat.
Hello, little Smurf girl.
Where are you?
Here, Smurfy, Smurfy.
Okay, Storm, think.
Mm?
Chef, tell us your secret.
I keep a secret stash
of sarsaparilla candies
just for me.
Aha.
-[clunk]
-Ow.
-[clunk]
-Ow.
Oof.
I'm never going to make it.
Think, Brainy, think.
[contemplative music]
[gasps] That's it!
[grunting]
Oh!
[groaning]
Cuckoo!
[distant birds chirping]
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo!
-[stork calls]
-Hmm?
[impressive orchestral music]
Hello, old friend.
Where are you, little blue runt?
-Show yourself!
-Over here, you big dummy!
Ha! I got you!
[evil laughter]
Whoa! Ahhh! Whoa! [grunts]
-Hiyah!
-[screams]
[both grunting]
No one smurfs my friends!
Ow!
I'll show you.
Ah...
Take this!
And that!
And down he smurfs!
[sighs]
Ha-ha, never underestimate
the strength of a Smurf girl, Gargamel.
Storm, over here! In the bag!
-Smurf us out!
-It's stuffy in here!
-[meows]
-Huh?
One for Smurfs...
-[meows]
-Brainy!
-Smurfs for all!
-[meows]
Hello, Storm. [laughs]
[meows]
[meows frantically]
[muffled cry]
[growls happily]
[twinkling sentimental music]
[sighs]
Quite an entrance.
I didn't know you could smurf a stork.
[laughs] Oof.
-Looking for these?
-My glasses!
-Ha-ha!
-At last, I can see!
Thank you, Storm!
Brainy, Storm!
Smurf us out of here!
Sorry, Papa Smurf. We almost forgot!
Whee!
Well done, guys. You saved us!
[groans]
My head.
Cuckoo!
[stork calls]
[grand instrumental music]
I remember. Those blasted Smurfs!
Gargamel!
Huh?
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Stop right there!
Or Hugglesbottom gets it.
You wouldn't dare hurt my toy!
Destroy your magic pills
and I'll let him go.
Are you kidding?
Do you know how expensive
those ingredients were?
It's your choice, Gargamel.
No, wait! I'll destroy them now.
Oh. Oh.
Mm-hmm.
[stork calls]
Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, be careful!
His ears are very delicate!
Oh, my precious.
-[both] Hmm.
-Hooray!
[all cheer]
-Brainy?
-Huh?
One last thing.
We found that book of yours.
It had fallen into one of Jokey's boxes.
Crazy, right? Present?
Aha!
Hmm?
All the secrets.
-Safe and...
-Not!
[laughter]
Like Papa Smurf always says,
"Secrets can be messy."
[laughter]
Give me back Mr. Hugglesbottom!
He's mine! Oh, my cuddly toy!
Oh, Mr. Hugglesbottom!
Oh, there you are!
Oh, I've got you, my little bunny.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Mummy!
Oh!
[cheerful music]
-[chuckles nervously]
-[groans]
I hate those Smurfs. I hate them.