The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 19 - The Smurfs Show I - full transcript

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

See, Mummy? What did I tell you?

Everyone thinks
Papa Smurf is too old to rule.

They want to take his place.

I must retrieve
the magical Sword of Power!

Whoever finds this sword will have
complete control over the Smurfs.

You need to get that sword.

-Hmm? What sword?
-Hmm?



The Smurfs' sword!

Weren't you listening?

Of course!

If I get that sword,
I can control the Smurfs!

Yes, genius.

[furtive music]

My fair Smurfette,
before we seize the throne,

marry me!

[giggles]

[giggles]

[laughs] Ah!

-[meows]
-Hmm.

Hefty, this is no time for romance!

It's time for action!



My spies told me about this:

the magical Sword of Power!

I can't believe
Hefty asked her to marry him.

-Do you think they'll have a big wedding?
-What do you care?

It's not like you'll be invited.
Now listen up!

She might say where the sword is.

Where do I smurf
this Sword of Power, dearest?

-Mm-hmm?
-Listen.

My spies have told me...

oh, come closer.

[whispering]

-Louder!
-We can't hear you!

[inquisitive music]

Oh! It's news from Gargamel's hovel!

Oh! Oof.

[chuckles] Oh, good.

Gargamel is hooked.

It's time for Papa Smurf's big scene.

[coughing]

Let's see some passion.

One, two, three, action!

[panting]

Baby! Dimwitty!

[laughs] He's fast for an old guy.

There you are!

We need to smurf the Sword of Power
before our enemies do!

Stop right there, Papa Smurf!

Your reign is over.

They've got him now!

Pause. I have to go to the bathroom.

Hey!

Hey, Papa Smurf!

You wouldn't be trying
to smurf away to get this?

Hurry, Mummy! Something's happening!

Oh, no! My goose is cooked.

Me, I don't like geese.

Tell me, which is my better side?

You guys are on next.
I hope you know your text.

[suspenseful music]

-What are they doing there?
-Haven't you been following?

That's the annoying Smurf's gang.

No one gets that sword but me.

You're gonna have
to smurf through us first.

Time to teach you a little smurf-fu.

Your smurf-fu is no match for my brain.

Oh, no! Are they going to fight?

Ooh, look at that smurf-fu move!

-Ah!
-[groans]

[kung-fu music]

Ha!

[grunting]

-[yelling]
-Get back here, Brainy!

[exciting music]

Ha!

Ho-ho! Check out the exploding box!

-[grunts]
-[laughs]

[laughs, grunts]

Got him! Huh?

-Hmm?
-Come on, Dimwitty.

Let's get the sword.

[dramatic music]

Look! The old imp is escaping!

Cut!

Baby and the camera are gone.
It's time for Gargamel's swan song.

[all] Hmm?

Now it says here on this ancient map

where the sword is hidden.

Gargamel, where are you?

The old Smurf is going to say
where the sword is!

-[toilet flushes]
-Coming.

-[yowls]
-Hmm.

Did you wash your hands?

Yes, Mummy.

The map says
the sword is here in the forest

next to the scarlet bush.

Hmm, I know that bush. It's very pretty.

-So that's where the sword is!
-Hmm?

What sword?

The Sword of Power, you dimwit.

The one that controls the Smurfs?

Oh, right! The sword!

I'll go and get it at once!

[laughs] Get ready, Smurfs!

I'm coming!

[stork coos]

Dimwitty and Baby, stay here.

I have to make sure the area is safe.

[suspenseful music]

Coochie, coochie, coochie!

Hmm.

[inquisitive music]

Oh stork so glorious,

what news have you brought for us?

Let's see what our spies have to say.

Gargamel is speeding on his way.

Great!
He's gonna fall right into our trap!

And when he smurfs the sword, bam!

Down comes the cage!

Handy! Smurfette!

Hmm?

Is everything set?

All ready, Papa Smurf.

Then get into position and hide.

The final act is about to begin.

[chuckles]

[dramatic music]

How about we have a little fun, Baby?

Okay, watch this.

I can put my feet behind my head!

Ah!

-[giggles]
-[chuckles]

Huh. That one reminds me of Gargie.

Hmm. Huh? Hey!

What are we waiting here for?

Let's go see Gargamel smurf the sword
and get trapped in the cage.

-[yowls]
-What? It's a trap?

Oh, we have to warn him!

[meows]

-Gargamel! Wait!
-[gasps]

Oh, no! We have to stop them!

[whistles]

It's a trap! A trap!

Gargamel, come back!

Those sneaky Smurfs
are trying to trick you!

There they are!

Bombs away!

Gargie!

Gargie... oh!

[yowls]

Ooh, ouch, oh! Ow!

Whoa!

It's a trap!

Mummy?

What does the old bat want now?

-Ugh.
-[meows]

A trap!

[stork chitters]

That was close.
She nearly smurfed our plan.

-[meows]
-Come to join me, have you?

Not a chance.

I'm tired of you messing up my plans.

[meows]

[yells]

-[groaning]
-[meows]

What's the matter with you,
you silly fleabag?

[meowing]

Can a cat lose its mind?

[inquisitive music]

A cage?

[meows]

Me in a cage?

You mean it's a trap?

-[yowls]
-Those sneaky little elves!

Nobody traps Gargamel!

Someone's coming!

[suspenseful music]

Huh?

Dimwitty?

Hello? Where is everyone?

Did Gargamel come for the sword yet?

Why, yes, I did.

But what I really want is in these bushes.

[all yelling]

I'll teach you for trying to trap me!

In you go!

You too!

-Ah! Aha!
-[yowls]

[all yell]

[giggles] Oh, this is so much fun.

Ah, let's not forget you, Baby.

[laughs]

Nobody fools the great Gargamel!

[dramatic music]

Mummy, I'm home!

Come and see what I have! [laughs]

-[all yell]
-Gargie!

Mummy?

Where's that crabapple gone this time?

-Hey! I heard that!
-Mummy?

Where are you?

-Over here, you dimwit.
-Huh? Where?

In the crystal ball!

What are you doing in there?

I've been taken hostage!

If you want your mother back,
release our friends!

Or else...

No! I won't do it!

Do you hear?

Gargamel!
I don't wanna be stuck here all day!

Come and get me right now!
That's an order!

You're not going to save your own mother?

You, hush up!

I don't wanna hear
one more word out of any of you!

Gargie, I expect you to be here
in five minutes, no longer!

I can't believe I allowed you
to rope me into this ridiculous scheme.

Okay! Enough already!

I'm coming.

Mummy? I'm here.

-It's about time. Untie me this instant.
-Where are the Smurfs who captured you?

How should I know?

[chuckles]

-[growls]
-Hmm?

[meows]

[yelling]

Aha! What a fool.

Did you really think
I'd just free all of your friends?

Which one are you, anyway?

I'm just a generic Smurf.

I'm useful during crowd scenes,
but I have...

-Enough.
-Ahh!

Like I really care.

Hmm

Ugh, these knots are so tiny,
I can't undo them.

Oh, I know!

I'll use the sword to cut you free.

Don't touch the sword, it's a trap!
Look up!

Those sneaky Smurfs.

Now you know why I hate them!

Hmm?

Oh. Oh-oh! No!

[laughs]

Great plan, buddy.

[dramatic music]

Time for plan B!

Huh?

How's that for a surprise ending, huh?

Let me out, you little vermin!

[all cheering]

-Nice going, you two.
-You see, Brainy?

We didn't have any lines,
but we know how to improvise.

[laughter]

So, Mr. Genius,
what's your plan to get us out of here?

Yoo-hoo!

Are you guys stuck in there?

We've smurfed a special show for you!

It's called
How to Become A Cleverer Wizard.

Just wait till I get out of here!
You'll see who's clever!