The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - The Majestic 5/Kitchen Klutz - full transcript
Papa Smurf holds a special vote to decide who will act as rescue smurfs if Gargamel attacks. Clumsy saves Chef's life and Chef takes on Clumsy as his apprentice.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
There, that should be
enough blueberries for the party.
Right Clumsy? Hmm?
Where is that Smurf?
Mm, ah. Oops, missed again.
Whoop, ah... uh?
I'll try this one.
Hmm. Whoop, ah...
Huh?
Hey, you, come back here!
That's my blueberry... whoa.
Oh, whoa, oh.
Oh. Mmm?
Chef, watch out! Run!
Chef, smurf for your life!
[horn blares]
[lively music]
Chef!
[dinging]
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Chef!
-Hmm? Ahh!
Whoa!
Holy smurf! You saved my life, Clumsy.
Hmm? Uh... [laughs]
♪ He's a life saver
Did a Smurf a favour ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, wahoo! ♪
♪ Clumsy Smurf
Has two left feet ♪
♪ But he stopped the rock
Like an athlete ♪
♪ He's a life saver
Did a Smurf a favour ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, wahoo! ♪
Clumsy, today you were a true hero.
Oh, any other Smurf
would've done the same thing.
How can I show you my gratitude?
-Bake him a special cake.
-Smurf him an extra helping of dessert.
Um, actually,
I'd love to be your sous chef.
[all] Huh?
Clumsy cooking?
You want to be
my assistant in the kitchen?
Mm-hmm.
He's crazy.
I wouldn't let that guy near my kitchen.
You don't have a kitchen.
Well, uh...
[gasps]
Well, I can give you
a cookbook, if you like,
or I could smurf you
a cake with your name on it.
Come on, Chef.
It couldn't hurt to give him a chance.
He saved your life, remember?
Uh... okay.
Clumsy, as of today,
you are my new assistant.
Yippee, yay! Whoops. [laughs]
-Après vous, Chef. Whoa.
-Here we go again.
I mean, après vous, Chef.
Hmm.
-This is going to be a smurf-tastrophy.
-What's the worse that could happen?
-[explosion]
-[all scream]
You! I don't want to see you
in my kitchen ever again.
[clears throat]
Huh?
He did save your life.
Huh? Hmm.
A chef is always true to his word.
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Come on. We won't use the oven this time.
The most important thing about cooking
-is it to follow the recipe.
-Hmm?
Are you coming, Clumsy?
[humming]
-Oh, whoops.
-Falling over is not in the recipe.
Oh.
Make sure every slice of carrot
is the same size.
Hey. Ouch.
Smurfing fingers is not in the recipe.
Now, the carrots go into the pot.
The final touch, some seasoning.
You may taste the broth
and add more seasoning if necessary.
[slurps]
Oh.
Now, smurf me some berries, please.
[humming]
Oh, oof.
Ah!
Whoops.
Never mind. Help pick up the blueberries.
Yes. Oh!
[distorted voice]
Hey, watch where you're smurfing.
Ah!
[sighs]
He nearly smurfed him into pieces.
-Really?
-I can't wait to taste your soup.
[slurps]
Uh, I think there's something in my soup.
Tastes, uh, special, doesn't it?
Maybe there's a little too much salt.
Well, I love it.
-Huh?
-[stomach rumbling]
[retching]
-[slurp]
-[stomach rumbling]
-Hurry up, open the door.
-Me, I don't like waiting.
I'm going to smurf myself.
-[humming] Ah!
-Chef.
You need to let Clumsy go.
I can't fire him. He saved my life.
Tomorrow is the blueberry festival,
we can't have another incident.
Oh, oh, oh...
Do it now.
Hmm.
I'm sorry, Clumsy.
I know that you saved my life,
but I can't keep you as my assistant.
Oh... was it because I burned the soufflé?
That's partly it.
It's the food poisoning, isn't it?
Not everybody got it.
Well, 98 did.
Because I knocked over
the boulder that almost smurfed you?
Partly. You what?
Uh, it was an accident. I tripped.
This whole time,
you let me think you were a hero.
It seemed like a minor detail.
Just wait till I smurf you.
Whoa!
[gasp] My blueberries!
-Why, you little...
-Ah!
I'll show you!
Ah!
-I got an errand to run.
-And don't come back!
[grunts]
[bright music]
[rooster crows]
I heard Chef fired Clumsy.
Eh, maybe it's for the best.
Okay, to smurf the perfect blueberry pie,
we need one spoonful of hazelnut paste.
Now, what did Clumsy do with my spoon?
Knock, knock.
Ah! What are you doing here?
Don't worry. I won't come inside.
I wanted to give you these blueberries.
Uh, that's kind of you.
Just put them down,
but stay away from my... ah!
From my kitchen! Oof.
Oh, Chef! Chef!
Wake up, Chef. Wake up.
-Hey, Chef...
-Hmm? Uh...
Can't wait to taste your cakes.
Yes, they're coming.
Hmm? Okay.
Okay, not to worry.
I just need to follow the recipe
like Chef taught me.
Ugh.
Five eggs.
Ooh, whoops.
Without the shells.
My dear little Smurfs,
it is with great excitement
that I declare
the blueberry festival open.
-Let the festivities begin.
-[all] We want cake.
-Yeah.
-We want cake.
[groans]
[all chanting]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!
Okay, who wants to be the first
to try some smurf-some cake?
[all] I do!
Bon appetito.
That a cake?
It looks like a foot infection.
I call it smurf-o-flan.
It's a one of a kind.
-Here, Papa Smurf, bon appetito.
-I'm out.
I'd rather let someone else go first,
like, uh, Greedy.
Yum, I love trying new dishes.
Uh? Uh?
Too bad my mouth is full.
Fine, I'll taste it.
My will's in my desk drawer.
Hmm?
Huh?
-Has he changed colour?
-Wait he's gonna smurf.
Intriguing, unique, unexpected,
Chef, you've outdone yourself.
Best dessert I've ever smurfed.
-We want flan!
-Really?
I'll smurf some more right now.
Whoa.
Holy smurf, Chef, come back!
-Where are you going?
-This flan is fantastic.
Who's that rolling away?
-Hmm?
-Chef, come back!
Is that Clumsy?
What? Who's who here?
Hey, where are they going?
-Did they smurf their flan already?
-Chef, slow down!
Come on, Chef, wake up!
Huh? Where am I? What's happening?
Ah.
Whoa, oof.
Ah, oh, no, no!
Oh, no, no.
Ah!
-Wait for me.
-Ah!
Help. Huh?
I've got you, Chef.
Ah!
Oof. Whoa.
Ah!
[gasp]
Chef, you saved my life.
Oh, yeah, but who's gonna save us?
[both screaming]
-Oh?
-Hmm?
-[sighs]
-And uh, here's your hat back.
About time too.
You're smurf and sound.
-Hmm. [groans]
-Huh?
I hope we get another flan soon.
Yeah, I am a fan of that flan.
Shh, I'm reading here.
I don't like being a fan.
Ah, Clumsy, there you are.
Come with me.
What did I do now?
Nothing, well, you did something.
Everyone is asking
for that incredible flan you made.
I have to have the recipe.
Oh, it's real easy.
You need blueberries,
carrots, milk, eggs...
but first I'll smurf the oven.
-[explosion]
-Uh-oh.
Clumsy!
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
There, that should be
enough blueberries for the party.
Right Clumsy? Hmm?
Where is that Smurf?
Mm, ah. Oops, missed again.
Whoop, ah... uh?
I'll try this one.
Hmm. Whoop, ah...
Huh?
Hey, you, come back here!
That's my blueberry... whoa.
Oh, whoa, oh.
Oh. Mmm?
Chef, watch out! Run!
Chef, smurf for your life!
[horn blares]
[lively music]
Chef!
[dinging]
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Chef!
-Hmm? Ahh!
Whoa!
Holy smurf! You saved my life, Clumsy.
Hmm? Uh... [laughs]
♪ He's a life saver
Did a Smurf a favour ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, wahoo! ♪
♪ Clumsy Smurf
Has two left feet ♪
♪ But he stopped the rock
Like an athlete ♪
♪ He's a life saver
Did a Smurf a favour ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, wahoo! ♪
Clumsy, today you were a true hero.
Oh, any other Smurf
would've done the same thing.
How can I show you my gratitude?
-Bake him a special cake.
-Smurf him an extra helping of dessert.
Um, actually,
I'd love to be your sous chef.
[all] Huh?
Clumsy cooking?
You want to be
my assistant in the kitchen?
Mm-hmm.
He's crazy.
I wouldn't let that guy near my kitchen.
You don't have a kitchen.
Well, uh...
[gasps]
Well, I can give you
a cookbook, if you like,
or I could smurf you
a cake with your name on it.
Come on, Chef.
It couldn't hurt to give him a chance.
He saved your life, remember?
Uh... okay.
Clumsy, as of today,
you are my new assistant.
Yippee, yay! Whoops. [laughs]
-Après vous, Chef. Whoa.
-Here we go again.
I mean, après vous, Chef.
Hmm.
-This is going to be a smurf-tastrophy.
-What's the worse that could happen?
-[explosion]
-[all scream]
You! I don't want to see you
in my kitchen ever again.
[clears throat]
Huh?
He did save your life.
Huh? Hmm.
A chef is always true to his word.
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Come on. We won't use the oven this time.
The most important thing about cooking
-is it to follow the recipe.
-Hmm?
Are you coming, Clumsy?
[humming]
-Oh, whoops.
-Falling over is not in the recipe.
Oh.
Make sure every slice of carrot
is the same size.
Hey. Ouch.
Smurfing fingers is not in the recipe.
Now, the carrots go into the pot.
The final touch, some seasoning.
You may taste the broth
and add more seasoning if necessary.
[slurps]
Oh.
Now, smurf me some berries, please.
[humming]
Oh, oof.
Ah!
Whoops.
Never mind. Help pick up the blueberries.
Yes. Oh!
[distorted voice]
Hey, watch where you're smurfing.
Ah!
[sighs]
He nearly smurfed him into pieces.
-Really?
-I can't wait to taste your soup.
[slurps]
Uh, I think there's something in my soup.
Tastes, uh, special, doesn't it?
Maybe there's a little too much salt.
Well, I love it.
-Huh?
-[stomach rumbling]
[retching]
-[slurp]
-[stomach rumbling]
-Hurry up, open the door.
-Me, I don't like waiting.
I'm going to smurf myself.
-[humming] Ah!
-Chef.
You need to let Clumsy go.
I can't fire him. He saved my life.
Tomorrow is the blueberry festival,
we can't have another incident.
Oh, oh, oh...
Do it now.
Hmm.
I'm sorry, Clumsy.
I know that you saved my life,
but I can't keep you as my assistant.
Oh... was it because I burned the soufflé?
That's partly it.
It's the food poisoning, isn't it?
Not everybody got it.
Well, 98 did.
Because I knocked over
the boulder that almost smurfed you?
Partly. You what?
Uh, it was an accident. I tripped.
This whole time,
you let me think you were a hero.
It seemed like a minor detail.
Just wait till I smurf you.
Whoa!
[gasp] My blueberries!
-Why, you little...
-Ah!
I'll show you!
Ah!
-I got an errand to run.
-And don't come back!
[grunts]
[bright music]
[rooster crows]
I heard Chef fired Clumsy.
Eh, maybe it's for the best.
Okay, to smurf the perfect blueberry pie,
we need one spoonful of hazelnut paste.
Now, what did Clumsy do with my spoon?
Knock, knock.
Ah! What are you doing here?
Don't worry. I won't come inside.
I wanted to give you these blueberries.
Uh, that's kind of you.
Just put them down,
but stay away from my... ah!
From my kitchen! Oof.
Oh, Chef! Chef!
Wake up, Chef. Wake up.
-Hey, Chef...
-Hmm? Uh...
Can't wait to taste your cakes.
Yes, they're coming.
Hmm? Okay.
Okay, not to worry.
I just need to follow the recipe
like Chef taught me.
Ugh.
Five eggs.
Ooh, whoops.
Without the shells.
My dear little Smurfs,
it is with great excitement
that I declare
the blueberry festival open.
-Let the festivities begin.
-[all] We want cake.
-Yeah.
-We want cake.
[groans]
[all chanting]
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake!
Okay, who wants to be the first
to try some smurf-some cake?
[all] I do!
Bon appetito.
That a cake?
It looks like a foot infection.
I call it smurf-o-flan.
It's a one of a kind.
-Here, Papa Smurf, bon appetito.
-I'm out.
I'd rather let someone else go first,
like, uh, Greedy.
Yum, I love trying new dishes.
Uh? Uh?
Too bad my mouth is full.
Fine, I'll taste it.
My will's in my desk drawer.
Hmm?
Huh?
-Has he changed colour?
-Wait he's gonna smurf.
Intriguing, unique, unexpected,
Chef, you've outdone yourself.
Best dessert I've ever smurfed.
-We want flan!
-Really?
I'll smurf some more right now.
Whoa.
Holy smurf, Chef, come back!
-Where are you going?
-This flan is fantastic.
Who's that rolling away?
-Hmm?
-Chef, come back!
Is that Clumsy?
What? Who's who here?
Hey, where are they going?
-Did they smurf their flan already?
-Chef, slow down!
Come on, Chef, wake up!
Huh? Where am I? What's happening?
Ah.
Whoa, oof.
Ah, oh, no, no!
Oh, no, no.
Ah!
-Wait for me.
-Ah!
Help. Huh?
I've got you, Chef.
Ah!
Oof. Whoa.
Ah!
[gasp]
Chef, you saved my life.
Oh, yeah, but who's gonna save us?
[both screaming]
-Oh?
-Hmm?
-[sighs]
-And uh, here's your hat back.
About time too.
You're smurf and sound.
-Hmm. [groans]
-Huh?
I hope we get another flan soon.
Yeah, I am a fan of that flan.
Shh, I'm reading here.
I don't like being a fan.
Ah, Clumsy, there you are.
Come with me.
What did I do now?
Nothing, well, you did something.
Everyone is asking
for that incredible flan you made.
I have to have the recipe.
Oh, it's real easy.
You need blueberries,
carrots, milk, eggs...
but first I'll smurf the oven.
-[explosion]
-Uh-oh.
Clumsy!