The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Bringing Up Smurfy/The Makeover - full transcript
When Dimwitty finds an egg in the woods, the Smurfs parenting skills are put to the test. Vanity wants to design a new outfit for the Smurfs but he and Tailor have different visions.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[laughs] Hello, river!
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
Hello, forest!
Hello, trees.
Hello, leaves.
[laughs]
-Hello, bird.
-[chitters]
[grunts]
-Hello, worm.
-[hisses]
-Hello, trampoline!
-[growls]
[grunts]
Hello, pretty stone.
-[egg chattering]
-Oh, oh.
[gasps] Wow, you're not a stone.
What are you, hmm?
That, my little Dimwitty, is an egg!
Oh.
Wha... what's an egg, Papa Smurf?
There's something very special inside it.
Like a gift.
Is it my smurfday?
I'm going to open my gift.
[dramatic music]
-No!
-[grunts] Huh?
You mustn't try to hit it or open it.
It isn't anyone's smurfday yet!
But it will be for that egg
in about a year.
Huh? So the egg will give itself a gift?
No.
Babies come from eggs, and eggs come from...
-The woods!
-Oh.
Uh-oh.
Mother lays the egg,
sits on it for a while,
the egg hatches and the baby smurfs out.
There.
-[baby cooing]
-Huh?
Oh, I get it.
A new Baby Smurf will come out of the egg.
I'm going to be a mother!
Hey, Grouchy. I'm gonna be a mother.
Me, I don't like being a mother.
-Mmm.
-Look at this egg, Smurfette.
I'm going to be a mother.
Uh, Dimwitty, you're a boy.
You can't be a mother, just a father.
-Huh?
I'm a father?
I'm learning so much today.
-[grunts]
-Well, then, you can be the mother.
No thanks.
Look, why don't we go smurf up
a nice place for your egg?
So I can sit on it? [laughs]
[sighs]
[gentle music]
[groaning]
[humming]
[yawns]
-[snoring]
-Aww.
Smurfette, what's going on?
He's trying to smurf an egg.
He seems to be enjoying it.
He's not hurting anyone.
Papa Smurf always says
you shouldn't encourage people
in their delusions, right?
Relax.
[birds chirping]
[snoring]
-[egg chattering]
-Hm?
Hm?
[screaming]
[frantic music]
[grunts]
Hm?
Hey, my baby's here!
Come see.
[laughing]
-He's got rabies?
-He's had a baby.
Say hello to Junior.
-His kid?
-What kind of baby is that?
Looks like an egg.
Hey, congratulations, Dimwitty.
Now, try to keep an eye on him.
Yup.
[gasps] My baby.
[quirky music]
[grunts]
Junior!
Come back!
Junior!
Is there anything more heart-warming
than a father playing with his son?
-[egg chattering]
-[grumbles]
Ooh! Hm?
Huh?
[yelps]
[panting] Junior, are you okay?
You shouldn't let your egg smurf around!
He can't see anything.
He doesn't have eyes!
Junior, don't listen.
[smooches]
He doesn't have ears either.
[gasps] Uh...
Hm...
Now that you can see,
you can smurf around and play,
and you won't bump into stuff.
-Oh.
-[crash]
Daddy's coming!
You need to tell him the truth.
[crash]
Watch where you're smurfing.
Junior, wait,
you have a bucket on your head!
But, Papa Smurf,
Dimwitty is so happy to be a father.
Come and see Daddy.
Can't we let him keep it
a little while longer?
-[crying]
-Junior, come back.
[laughs]
[whimpering]
Mmm. [laughs]
Hey, not the river, Junior.
You don't know how to swim yet.
He doesn't know the
first thing about parenting.
No kidding! Even I could do better.
Papa Smurf always says raising a child
is the world's hardest job.
I'll show Dimwitty how it's done.
Are you going to bore him
reading the encyclopaedia?
I'll teach him.
Guys, give Dimwitty a chance.
This could turn into a smurftashtrophe
if we don't act soon.
Oh, look. Junior just discovered fire.
[screaming]
Junior!
[siren wailing]
Okay, maybe a little advice
wouldn't hurt after all.
Me first.
Listen up, Junior.
I have one piece of advice for you.
To be a good Smurf,
you have to be good at singing.
♪ Smurf your eyes ♪
♪ Go to sleep ♪
♪ Everything will be fine ♪
♪ There's no danger from Gargamel ♪
♪ Though he shows up from time to time ♪
♪ Behave yourself ♪
♪ Don't be a brat ♪
♪ Or Gargamel will smurf you to his cat ♪
I have one piece of advice.
A kid needs to smurf up to be strong!
Now watch. This is how a pro does it.
[grunting]
[bombastic music]
Now, your turn.
Take it.
-[weights clunk]
-[egg chatters]
Hmm. We might have a problem.
Present?
That gift better not explode!
Of course not!
A good parent showers his children
with fun toys!
Huh?
[laughing]
[egg chatters]
[cackling]
Junior, it's not the real Gargamel!
Good parenting means
smurfing healthy food for your child.
And on today's menu,
Dimwitty, a delicious omelette.
[dramatic sting]
First, we crack... huh?
A parent shouldn't scare his child!
It's better trying to make him go deaf?
Breaking eggs?
What kind of a parent does that?
I didn't try to make him smurf weights!
-[whistles]
-[all] Huh?
What did I tell you?
We have to tell him the truth.
You're right.
I shouldn't have encouraged him.
We have to find Junior's parents
so he can be with his family.
We must smurf what kind of species
is hiding inside that egg...
clearly a bird or a rodent
with bird feet, if you ask me.
A flying gopher would be my guess, right?
-[thud]
-[screaming]
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la-la-la-la ♪
I've got my tools. Let's get cracking.
[screams]
You must run, Junior.
[dramatic, sweeping music]
Daddy loves you.
Now, go!
Run!
And...
watch where you're smurfing.
[growls]
I can't believe that you, my friends,
wanna smurf an experiment on Junior.
What?
Did you think
I didn't see your bangy thing
and your cutty thing?
And you even said, "Let's get cracking."
I'm about to start working
on Papa Smurf's roof.
Oh?
Hey, where's Junior?
He went for a stroll?
Junior!
It's all my fault.
I told him to run.
[energetic music]
[egg chattering]
[hisses]
[hisses]
[all gasp]
-[gasps]
-[screams]
[dramatic music]
-[gulps]
-Stay away from my baby!
-Wait!
-[hollering]
Huh-yack-a-boom!
[screaming in slow-motion]
[all gasp]
-[grunting]
-[hisses]
[grunting]
[rock music]
[all gasp, whimper]
[grunts]
Junior, my baby.
Ouch.
Hm?
-[egg crackling]
-[gasps] Look.
[gentle music]
[chatters]
Aww, it's so cute.
-[all] It's a stork.
-What's a stork?
Well, it's the bird that smurfs babies
to their parents and...
[all] Huh?
Time to say goodbye.
Junior needs to smurf back to his family.
Uh...
[storks chattering]
Hmm.
[chatters]
-[chatters]
-[sighs] Huh?
[sighs]
-Aww.
-[all sigh]
-[chatters]
-[laughs]
Hey. [laughs]
Bye-bye, Junior. Don't forget to write.
Ah, now the village
will be much more peaceful.
I am mighty smurfed
the thing with the egg is over.
St least now Dimwitty
understands the mysteries of life...
I'm going to be a mother again.
It's kicking. I love you, Junior Junior.
[quirky music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[laughs] Hello, river!
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪
Hello, forest!
Hello, trees.
Hello, leaves.
[laughs]
-Hello, bird.
-[chitters]
[grunts]
-Hello, worm.
-[hisses]
-Hello, trampoline!
-[growls]
[grunts]
Hello, pretty stone.
-[egg chattering]
-Oh, oh.
[gasps] Wow, you're not a stone.
What are you, hmm?
That, my little Dimwitty, is an egg!
Oh.
Wha... what's an egg, Papa Smurf?
There's something very special inside it.
Like a gift.
Is it my smurfday?
I'm going to open my gift.
[dramatic music]
-No!
-[grunts] Huh?
You mustn't try to hit it or open it.
It isn't anyone's smurfday yet!
But it will be for that egg
in about a year.
Huh? So the egg will give itself a gift?
No.
Babies come from eggs, and eggs come from...
-The woods!
-Oh.
Uh-oh.
Mother lays the egg,
sits on it for a while,
the egg hatches and the baby smurfs out.
There.
-[baby cooing]
-Huh?
Oh, I get it.
A new Baby Smurf will come out of the egg.
I'm going to be a mother!
Hey, Grouchy. I'm gonna be a mother.
Me, I don't like being a mother.
-Mmm.
-Look at this egg, Smurfette.
I'm going to be a mother.
Uh, Dimwitty, you're a boy.
You can't be a mother, just a father.
-Huh?
I'm a father?
I'm learning so much today.
-[grunts]
-Well, then, you can be the mother.
No thanks.
Look, why don't we go smurf up
a nice place for your egg?
So I can sit on it? [laughs]
[sighs]
[gentle music]
[groaning]
[humming]
[yawns]
-[snoring]
-Aww.
Smurfette, what's going on?
He's trying to smurf an egg.
He seems to be enjoying it.
He's not hurting anyone.
Papa Smurf always says
you shouldn't encourage people
in their delusions, right?
Relax.
[birds chirping]
[snoring]
-[egg chattering]
-Hm?
Hm?
[screaming]
[frantic music]
[grunts]
Hm?
Hey, my baby's here!
Come see.
[laughing]
-He's got rabies?
-He's had a baby.
Say hello to Junior.
-His kid?
-What kind of baby is that?
Looks like an egg.
Hey, congratulations, Dimwitty.
Now, try to keep an eye on him.
Yup.
[gasps] My baby.
[quirky music]
[grunts]
Junior!
Come back!
Junior!
Is there anything more heart-warming
than a father playing with his son?
-[egg chattering]
-[grumbles]
Ooh! Hm?
Huh?
[yelps]
[panting] Junior, are you okay?
You shouldn't let your egg smurf around!
He can't see anything.
He doesn't have eyes!
Junior, don't listen.
[smooches]
He doesn't have ears either.
[gasps] Uh...
Hm...
Now that you can see,
you can smurf around and play,
and you won't bump into stuff.
-Oh.
-[crash]
Daddy's coming!
You need to tell him the truth.
[crash]
Watch where you're smurfing.
Junior, wait,
you have a bucket on your head!
But, Papa Smurf,
Dimwitty is so happy to be a father.
Come and see Daddy.
Can't we let him keep it
a little while longer?
-[crying]
-Junior, come back.
[laughs]
[whimpering]
Mmm. [laughs]
Hey, not the river, Junior.
You don't know how to swim yet.
He doesn't know the
first thing about parenting.
No kidding! Even I could do better.
Papa Smurf always says raising a child
is the world's hardest job.
I'll show Dimwitty how it's done.
Are you going to bore him
reading the encyclopaedia?
I'll teach him.
Guys, give Dimwitty a chance.
This could turn into a smurftashtrophe
if we don't act soon.
Oh, look. Junior just discovered fire.
[screaming]
Junior!
[siren wailing]
Okay, maybe a little advice
wouldn't hurt after all.
Me first.
Listen up, Junior.
I have one piece of advice for you.
To be a good Smurf,
you have to be good at singing.
♪ Smurf your eyes ♪
♪ Go to sleep ♪
♪ Everything will be fine ♪
♪ There's no danger from Gargamel ♪
♪ Though he shows up from time to time ♪
♪ Behave yourself ♪
♪ Don't be a brat ♪
♪ Or Gargamel will smurf you to his cat ♪
I have one piece of advice.
A kid needs to smurf up to be strong!
Now watch. This is how a pro does it.
[grunting]
[bombastic music]
Now, your turn.
Take it.
-[weights clunk]
-[egg chatters]
Hmm. We might have a problem.
Present?
That gift better not explode!
Of course not!
A good parent showers his children
with fun toys!
Huh?
[laughing]
[egg chatters]
[cackling]
Junior, it's not the real Gargamel!
Good parenting means
smurfing healthy food for your child.
And on today's menu,
Dimwitty, a delicious omelette.
[dramatic sting]
First, we crack... huh?
A parent shouldn't scare his child!
It's better trying to make him go deaf?
Breaking eggs?
What kind of a parent does that?
I didn't try to make him smurf weights!
-[whistles]
-[all] Huh?
What did I tell you?
We have to tell him the truth.
You're right.
I shouldn't have encouraged him.
We have to find Junior's parents
so he can be with his family.
We must smurf what kind of species
is hiding inside that egg...
clearly a bird or a rodent
with bird feet, if you ask me.
A flying gopher would be my guess, right?
-[thud]
-[screaming]
♪ La, la, la-la-la-la
La, la-la-la-la ♪
I've got my tools. Let's get cracking.
[screams]
You must run, Junior.
[dramatic, sweeping music]
Daddy loves you.
Now, go!
Run!
And...
watch where you're smurfing.
[growls]
I can't believe that you, my friends,
wanna smurf an experiment on Junior.
What?
Did you think
I didn't see your bangy thing
and your cutty thing?
And you even said, "Let's get cracking."
I'm about to start working
on Papa Smurf's roof.
Oh?
Hey, where's Junior?
He went for a stroll?
Junior!
It's all my fault.
I told him to run.
[energetic music]
[egg chattering]
[hisses]
[hisses]
[all gasp]
-[gasps]
-[screams]
[dramatic music]
-[gulps]
-Stay away from my baby!
-Wait!
-[hollering]
Huh-yack-a-boom!
[screaming in slow-motion]
[all gasp]
-[grunting]
-[hisses]
[grunting]
[rock music]
[all gasp, whimper]
[grunts]
Junior, my baby.
Ouch.
Hm?
-[egg crackling]
-[gasps] Look.
[gentle music]
[chatters]
Aww, it's so cute.
-[all] It's a stork.
-What's a stork?
Well, it's the bird that smurfs babies
to their parents and...
[all] Huh?
Time to say goodbye.
Junior needs to smurf back to his family.
Uh...
[storks chattering]
Hmm.
[chatters]
-[chatters]
-[sighs] Huh?
[sighs]
-Aww.
-[all sigh]
-[chatters]
-[laughs]
Hey. [laughs]
Bye-bye, Junior. Don't forget to write.
Ah, now the village
will be much more peaceful.
I am mighty smurfed
the thing with the egg is over.
St least now Dimwitty
understands the mysteries of life...
I'm going to be a mother again.
It's kicking. I love you, Junior Junior.
[quirky music]