The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Some Like It Not/Joke's on You - full transcript
After Hefty and Scaredy break Papa Smurf's telescope, they decide to escape punishment by pretending to be girls. Vanity's attempt to teach Jokey a lesson ends horribly.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[panting]
-Hey there, Smurf! Here's a present!
-Oh?
-For me? Thank you.
-[ticking]
[horn toots]
-[growls]
-[laughs]
[mischievous music]
-Hey there, Smurf! Present!
-Huh?
Oh, that's so kind!
-[horn toots]
-[laughs]
You should see your face!
-Present! Present! [laughing]
-[horn tooting]
Oh!
Looking smurf-tacular.
[toots] Oops.
[knocking]
Happy birthday, Vanity!
-[ticking]
-Hm?
Jokey, I'm not falling for that old joke.
A joke on your birthday?
That would be so tacky.
-This is a gift.
-[chuckles] You can't smurf me, Jokey.
No exploding boxes for me today.
-Okay, you're right. It was a joke.
-[horn toots]
Here's your real present!
Huh?
[chuckles]
Jokey, how thoughtful.
-[laughs]
-[grunts]
Ooh, he's going to regret that.
[sneaky music]
[panting]
Let's smurf this in, too!
And this!
And this!
And this!
Okay, read me the instructions
for exploding powder.
Why not use this?
If it's locked up like that,
it must be very powerful.
-Open it.
-[grunts]
Powdered dragon drool!
Uh. That'll do.
Vanity, if Papa Smurf
ever finds out we're doing this,
we'll be smurfed.
Don't worry. He won't find out.
Besides, someone has to teach
that Jokey a lesson.
He's going to get
the biggest exploding box ever.
Mm-hmm.
It's showtime!
[soft music]
[chewing loudly]
You really believe
I'm gonna fall for that old joke?
[laughs]
[sniffing]
Huh?
Hmm.
"No hard feelings, Vanity.
PS: I hope it fits." Hm.
[laughing]
Uh...
No, no, no, no, no, I won't do it!
Uh?
I can't help but open it!
-Gotcha! Now, that was funny.
-[laughing]
[grunts] You think you're so funny,
stealing my joke!
Gah!
Who are you?
Call me Mini Jokey or call me Mini,
don't call me late for lunch!
Present! [laughs]
Present!
-[explosion]
-Huh?
Where did you come from?
Does it matter?
What counts is that we're here.
Present!
[grunting]
[laughs] Come on, guys.
Let's go smurf some jokes!
[all] Yippee!
Wait! Come back!
-[laughs]
-Jokey, do something!
Are you kidding? I love these guys.
-[playful music]
-[snoring]
-Ahh!
-[laughs]
Hm? [grunts]
Mmm.
[gulping]
-[horn blares]
-[laughing]
Huh?
[growls]
[laughing]
Hey, you! Come back here!
Yay!
-[laughing]
-[grunting
Hey, Brainy, here.
-I've got something for you.
-Hm?
-Something for you!
-[yelps]
Hey, I'm the one
who makes the jokes around here.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
-[grunting] Ah!
-[laughing]
Me, I don't like Mini Jokeys.
[sighs]
Ahh!
-A present for you!
-Present for you!
Whoa!
-[grunts]
-[horn toots]
Can you hold this for me please?
-Sure.
-Thank you!
-[laughing]
-Whoa!
Ahh!
-Oof!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughs]
Hm.
Who smurfed my chest?
[bells ringing]
[alarm]
Huh?
[upbeat music]
Have no fear!
Fire brigade on the way!
-[horn honks]
-Hey!
Whoa!
Over here!
-[panting] Hold on, Papa Smurf!
-[shudders]
[laughing]
-This is all your fault!
-My fault?
I'm not the one who smurfed
the ginormous exploding box!
I had no choice!
You had to learn a lesson.
Some lesson. Look what you've done.
[clears throat]
[all grumble]
I don't know who's to blame here,
but I want both of you
to get these jokesters under control.
-Do you hear me?
-[both] Yes, Papa Smurf.
Like I have time to smurf all these jokes.
[grunting]
[chanting] Presents, presents!
Presents, presents!
Settle down, settle down, boys!
Papa Smurf said we have
to keep things under control.
What gives him the right
to tell us what to do?
Yeah, he's squashing our creativity!
-I don't like Papa Puff!
-Me neither!
Papa Smurf is very good to us!
He takes care of us!
Blah, blah, blah.
If Papa Smurf doesn't like jokes,
let's get rid of him!
-Let's smurf him to the moon!
-We'll build a rocket!
[cheering]
We can't trust those two anymore either!
-Get 'em!
-Yeah!
Hey, what are you doing?
Ha, now let's find this Papa Smurf,
tie him to the rocket,
and smurf him to the moon!
-You can't do that!
-Who's gonna stop us?
Yeah!
Hurry, we have to warn Papa Smurf!
[grunting]
Hey, wait for me! [grunting]
At least things can't get any worse.
-[cackling]
-Hm?
Well, well, well,
it's a lucky day, Azrael.
They just got worse.
Time to start picking!
Smurf for your life!
-Get those two mushrooms!
-[yowls]
-[dramatic music]
-[screaming]
Ahh!
[yowls]
[cackling]
Got you!
[meows]
Here we were, walking in the forest
to gather blueberries,
and we found two blue Smurfs instead.
Which one would you like to eat, Azrael?
I'm too pretty to be cat food!
Gargamel, if you let us go,
I'll show you where our village is!
Really?
Jokey, you can't do that!
Of course he can. Lead the way.
[laughs]
Happy to be the first Smurf
to go to the moon?
This isn't funny.
Of course it is.
We haven't lit the fuse yet.
Kaboom-badi-boom!
[together] Let's light the fuse!
When we hit a patch
of sweet briar, bear left.
-Okay.
-Not a hard left. Just a soft one.
Then smurf the stream,
and walk forward three paces.
How much farther?
My arms are getting tired.
We're here! It's just behind that bush.
Ahh! At last, they're all mine.
You betrayed us! How could you?
A Smurf's gotta do
what a Smurf's gotta do.
[laughs] Time to harvest some Smurf...ahh!
Ahh, whoa! Mommy!
-[thud]
-Hm?
Hm?
-Dozens of Smurfs, wonderful!
-Present?
I'd rather have you Smurfs
instead of a present.
Bleh, your breath smurfs! Who are you?
That's Gargamel. He's very dangerous.
-Gaga who?
-Oh, Papa Smurf is here, too.
You led Gargamel to the Mini Jokeys!
-Yeah, no joke.
-Look, Papa Smurf!
I'd run away if I were you.
Like we're going to fall
for that old trick!
-[noise maker tooting]
-[laughs]
I warned you.
[cackling]
Present?
What a fine crop of Smurfs! [laughs]
Oh, they're just ripe for the picking.
[laughs] Into the bag.
[yowls]
-Azrael, don't let any of them get away.
-[screaming]
We have to get to Papa Smurf and fast.
Come on!
[both] One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-[cackles]
-[grunting]
Oh, get back here, you cursed blue imps!
Hm, what?
[screaming]
Oh, my little Smurfs!
Hurry up! These knots are too tight!
I can't un-smurf them!
It's too dangerous.
This bag is about to explode!
-You have to get out of here!
-Hm?
Not without you!
Hm?
What's going on in there? [groans]
It doesn't feel normal.
Ow!
-Stop it!
-Hop on!
What, are you crazy?
Listen, we can either ride
this rocket or stay here
and have a hundred of your stupid boxes
smurf up in your face!
Okay, I see your point.
Azrael, do something!
[all grunt]
-Ahh!
-Ha-ha!
Time for one last joke, Minis!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ahh!
Ahh! Oof!
-Hooray!
-Whoo-hoo!
-[chatter]
-Good morning!
Hm.
-[knocking]
-Hm?
A belated birthday gift, Vanity.
-A real one, I promise.
-Hm.
Huh?
-[soft music]
-[chuckles]
[chuckles]
Oh!
A hundred mini Vanities.
I love it!
Thank you, Jokey.
For once, you didn't play a joke.
-[laughs]
-Hm?
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[panting]
-Hey there, Smurf! Here's a present!
-Oh?
-For me? Thank you.
-[ticking]
[horn toots]
-[growls]
-[laughs]
[mischievous music]
-Hey there, Smurf! Present!
-Huh?
Oh, that's so kind!
-[horn toots]
-[laughs]
You should see your face!
-Present! Present! [laughing]
-[horn tooting]
Oh!
Looking smurf-tacular.
[toots] Oops.
[knocking]
Happy birthday, Vanity!
-[ticking]
-Hm?
Jokey, I'm not falling for that old joke.
A joke on your birthday?
That would be so tacky.
-This is a gift.
-[chuckles] You can't smurf me, Jokey.
No exploding boxes for me today.
-Okay, you're right. It was a joke.
-[horn toots]
Here's your real present!
Huh?
[chuckles]
Jokey, how thoughtful.
-[laughs]
-[grunts]
Ooh, he's going to regret that.
[sneaky music]
[panting]
Let's smurf this in, too!
And this!
And this!
And this!
Okay, read me the instructions
for exploding powder.
Why not use this?
If it's locked up like that,
it must be very powerful.
-Open it.
-[grunts]
Powdered dragon drool!
Uh. That'll do.
Vanity, if Papa Smurf
ever finds out we're doing this,
we'll be smurfed.
Don't worry. He won't find out.
Besides, someone has to teach
that Jokey a lesson.
He's going to get
the biggest exploding box ever.
Mm-hmm.
It's showtime!
[soft music]
[chewing loudly]
You really believe
I'm gonna fall for that old joke?
[laughs]
[sniffing]
Huh?
Hmm.
"No hard feelings, Vanity.
PS: I hope it fits." Hm.
[laughing]
Uh...
No, no, no, no, no, I won't do it!
Uh?
I can't help but open it!
-Gotcha! Now, that was funny.
-[laughing]
[grunts] You think you're so funny,
stealing my joke!
Gah!
Who are you?
Call me Mini Jokey or call me Mini,
don't call me late for lunch!
Present! [laughs]
Present!
-[explosion]
-Huh?
Where did you come from?
Does it matter?
What counts is that we're here.
Present!
[grunting]
[laughs] Come on, guys.
Let's go smurf some jokes!
[all] Yippee!
Wait! Come back!
-[laughs]
-Jokey, do something!
Are you kidding? I love these guys.
-[playful music]
-[snoring]
-Ahh!
-[laughs]
Hm? [grunts]
Mmm.
[gulping]
-[horn blares]
-[laughing]
Huh?
[growls]
[laughing]
Hey, you! Come back here!
Yay!
-[laughing]
-[grunting
Hey, Brainy, here.
-I've got something for you.
-Hm?
-Something for you!
-[yelps]
Hey, I'm the one
who makes the jokes around here.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
-[grunting] Ah!
-[laughing]
Me, I don't like Mini Jokeys.
[sighs]
Ahh!
-A present for you!
-Present for you!
Whoa!
-[grunts]
-[horn toots]
Can you hold this for me please?
-Sure.
-Thank you!
-[laughing]
-Whoa!
Ahh!
-Oof!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughs]
Hm.
Who smurfed my chest?
[bells ringing]
[alarm]
Huh?
[upbeat music]
Have no fear!
Fire brigade on the way!
-[horn honks]
-Hey!
Whoa!
Over here!
-[panting] Hold on, Papa Smurf!
-[shudders]
[laughing]
-This is all your fault!
-My fault?
I'm not the one who smurfed
the ginormous exploding box!
I had no choice!
You had to learn a lesson.
Some lesson. Look what you've done.
[clears throat]
[all grumble]
I don't know who's to blame here,
but I want both of you
to get these jokesters under control.
-Do you hear me?
-[both] Yes, Papa Smurf.
Like I have time to smurf all these jokes.
[grunting]
[chanting] Presents, presents!
Presents, presents!
Settle down, settle down, boys!
Papa Smurf said we have
to keep things under control.
What gives him the right
to tell us what to do?
Yeah, he's squashing our creativity!
-I don't like Papa Puff!
-Me neither!
Papa Smurf is very good to us!
He takes care of us!
Blah, blah, blah.
If Papa Smurf doesn't like jokes,
let's get rid of him!
-Let's smurf him to the moon!
-We'll build a rocket!
[cheering]
We can't trust those two anymore either!
-Get 'em!
-Yeah!
Hey, what are you doing?
Ha, now let's find this Papa Smurf,
tie him to the rocket,
and smurf him to the moon!
-You can't do that!
-Who's gonna stop us?
Yeah!
Hurry, we have to warn Papa Smurf!
[grunting]
Hey, wait for me! [grunting]
At least things can't get any worse.
-[cackling]
-Hm?
Well, well, well,
it's a lucky day, Azrael.
They just got worse.
Time to start picking!
Smurf for your life!
-Get those two mushrooms!
-[yowls]
-[dramatic music]
-[screaming]
Ahh!
[yowls]
[cackling]
Got you!
[meows]
Here we were, walking in the forest
to gather blueberries,
and we found two blue Smurfs instead.
Which one would you like to eat, Azrael?
I'm too pretty to be cat food!
Gargamel, if you let us go,
I'll show you where our village is!
Really?
Jokey, you can't do that!
Of course he can. Lead the way.
[laughs]
Happy to be the first Smurf
to go to the moon?
This isn't funny.
Of course it is.
We haven't lit the fuse yet.
Kaboom-badi-boom!
[together] Let's light the fuse!
When we hit a patch
of sweet briar, bear left.
-Okay.
-Not a hard left. Just a soft one.
Then smurf the stream,
and walk forward three paces.
How much farther?
My arms are getting tired.
We're here! It's just behind that bush.
Ahh! At last, they're all mine.
You betrayed us! How could you?
A Smurf's gotta do
what a Smurf's gotta do.
[laughs] Time to harvest some Smurf...ahh!
Ahh, whoa! Mommy!
-[thud]
-Hm?
Hm?
-Dozens of Smurfs, wonderful!
-Present?
I'd rather have you Smurfs
instead of a present.
Bleh, your breath smurfs! Who are you?
That's Gargamel. He's very dangerous.
-Gaga who?
-Oh, Papa Smurf is here, too.
You led Gargamel to the Mini Jokeys!
-Yeah, no joke.
-Look, Papa Smurf!
I'd run away if I were you.
Like we're going to fall
for that old trick!
-[noise maker tooting]
-[laughs]
I warned you.
[cackling]
Present?
What a fine crop of Smurfs! [laughs]
Oh, they're just ripe for the picking.
[laughs] Into the bag.
[yowls]
-Azrael, don't let any of them get away.
-[screaming]
We have to get to Papa Smurf and fast.
Come on!
[both] One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-[cackles]
-[grunting]
Oh, get back here, you cursed blue imps!
Hm, what?
[screaming]
Oh, my little Smurfs!
Hurry up! These knots are too tight!
I can't un-smurf them!
It's too dangerous.
This bag is about to explode!
-You have to get out of here!
-Hm?
Not without you!
Hm?
What's going on in there? [groans]
It doesn't feel normal.
Ow!
-Stop it!
-Hop on!
What, are you crazy?
Listen, we can either ride
this rocket or stay here
and have a hundred of your stupid boxes
smurf up in your face!
Okay, I see your point.
Azrael, do something!
[all grunt]
-Ahh!
-Ha-ha!
Time for one last joke, Minis!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ahh!
Ahh! Oof!
-Hooray!
-Whoo-hoo!
-[chatter]
-Good morning!
Hm.
-[knocking]
-Hm?
A belated birthday gift, Vanity.
-A real one, I promise.
-Hm.
Huh?
-[soft music]
-[chuckles]
[chuckles]
Oh!
A hundred mini Vanities.
I love it!
Thank you, Jokey.
For once, you didn't play a joke.
-[laughs]
-Hm?
[upbeat music]