The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Unsmurfable Smile/Mind the Cat - full transcript
Smurfette and Blossom try to make Grouchy smile by taking him camping. Gargamel falls under the mind control of Azrael and the Smurfs must free him.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[light upbeat music]
[giggles]
Eee.
[giggles]
Smurfette, what are you up to?
I'm reading this book.
Smile Your Way to Pure Smurfiness.
-Do you know about the power of smiling?
-The power of smiling?
[laughs] Let me show you.
I say we smurf it yellow.
I say we smurf it blue.
-Yellow!
-Blue!
Why not paint it green?
[both] Huh?
[chuckling]
-Great idea. Mixing colours.
-Smurfette, you're the best.
And voilà!
The power of smiling has struck again.
That was smurftastic!
[giggling]
Let me try. A-ha!
Do you like green?
[chuckles]
-Me? I don't like green.
-Huh?
Grouchy, when was
the last time you smiled?
Me? I don't like smiling.
Do you like anything?
-No.
-Huh?
Do you like not liking things?
Hmm, yes.
-A-ha! You do like something.
-[both laugh]
Not liking things.
Wait, no!
Me, I don't like trick questions.
[dramatic notes]
[sighs] It's not easy
making Grouchy smile.
Unless...
I know you want to help him,
but Grouchy has been the way he is
ever since he got smurfed by the Bzzz Fly.
That's why he's called Grouchy.
He must have been called something happy
before he got stung,
unless he was Pre-Grouchy.
Anyway,
I think if Grouchy sees us having fun,
he'll smile, too.
Smurfette, I'm coming with you.
You'll need a bodyguard
in case there's danger.
Well, I'm coming too.
I'm sure you'll need a handyman.
Cool.
My bag is all packed.
You call that a bag?
This is what being prepared looks like.
For what? Moving to a new house? [laughs]
[whistling] I bet you he won't smile.
I'll take that bet.
Hmm.
What is it?
We're going on a hike
and we'll camp out under the stars,
sing songs...
And play hide and make smurf'mores!
-Me, I don't like camping.
-[grunts]
Sorry, Grouchy,
but I'm ordering you to go.
And an order is an order.
Me, I don't like...
Don't like orders. Yeah, yeah.
Great. So everyone's on board.
Let's go camping.
[all] ♪ Smurfs are on the run ♪
♪ On the trail over hill and dale ♪
♪ Smurfs out on a hike ♪
♪ Having fun and smiling smiles ♪
♪ Is something I don't like ♪
-♪ One for Smurfs ♪
-♪ And Smurfs for all ♪
[both] ♪ Togetherness is our game ♪
♪ When you go camping with friends ♪
♪ It is totally lame ♪
[upbeat music]
Yeah, go on, Hefty!
Whoo-hoo! You can do it!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Whoa!
[laughter]
-[grumbling]
-Huh?
[screaming]
[pelicans squawking]
[sighs]
[incoming whistling]
Ugh.
-Yes! Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah! Smurf for it.
[grunts]
[yelps]
Phew.
[birds chirping]
Hmm.
-[bear roars]
-Huh?
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
-[chuckling]
-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
[owl hooting]
The other Smurf says,
"Hold onto that paintbrush,
I'm taking the ladder."
-[laughter]
-That's funny.
Me, I don't like ladders.
-Hm?
-[sizzles]
And I don't like marshmallows.
[chuckles] Come on. You're almost there.
It's easy.
Hm.
You've got wings
and you love to fly and sing.
Me, I don't like guessing.
-I guess I'm gonna win that bet then.
-Don't speak too soon. It's not over yet.
[whistling]
[all humming along]
♪ Here is Grouchy and a tale ♪
♪ Of a Smurf who'd never smile ♪
♪ This song will fill him with glee
If we sing for a while ♪
That's what Gargamel's
belly button smells like.
[evil laughter]
[laughter]
Me, I don't like stories.
-[all sigh]
-This isn't working at all.
Be patient and keep smiling.
It'll work eventually.
Mm?
[rooster crows]
[Papa Smurf] Smurfette! Your turn!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa!
[giggling]
[laughing]
Smurf on, Grouchy-poo!
You're gonna love it!
Me, I don't like ziplining.
Oh, boy. We might as well forget it.
It's fun! Come on.
Hmm.
[soft suspenseful music]
-[eagle shrieks]
-[sighs]
[grunting]
Whoa!
[dramatic music]
Ah. [chuckles]
[both screaming]
Slow down! You're going too fast!
Me, I don't like to go fast. [grunts]
Guess I won, huh?
Grouchy won't be smiling anytime soon.
-Hmm.
-No! Grouchy!
I'll never forget you.
[sobbing]
[emotional orchestral music]
Me, I don't like trees in my face.
Grouchy? You're still alive.
[groaning] Ouch!
I think my leg is smurfed.
In that case, the hike is over.
-How can we smurf him back?
-I know how.
I can carry him on my back,
seeing as I'm the strongest.
Oh!
Oh.
-How are we going to get back?
-Leave it to me.
This is a job for a professional.
[hammering and sawing noises]
-[chuckles]
-Well done, Handy.
Me, I don't like stretchers.
Hmm?
Rescue party report. Ready?
-Ready.
-Ready.
-Ready.
-Not ready.
[dramatic music]
Now remember,
smurf together and walk down slowly.
Don't worry. You're safe with me.
Whoops. Whoa!
[all screaming]
-He said slowly!
-He said slowly!
[all] Whoa!
[energetic music]
[screaming continues]
Huh?
[all screaming]
[slow-motion screaming]
[slow-motion groaning]
[screaming continues]
[all grunt]
-[moaning]
-Oh, that smurfed.
Me, I don't like hanging around.
Uh, don't worry.
This tiny canyon won't stop us.
I've got an idea.
We can use this board as a seesaw
and smurf out through the air.
With the right counterweight,
it might just work.
Hm.
He's ready. Let's smurf him up.
Watch a real pro in action. [grunts]
-Hm.
-Oh.
[muffled] That was just a practice run.
[thud]
Ouch.
[quirky dramatic music]
Ow!
That really hurt, too.
Okay, all together.
[shouts] I got you!
Hmm.
Well, let's try that again.
[all grunt]
[groans]
-[all grunt]
-[groans]
-[all grunt]
-Oops.
[all grunt]
[both screaming]
[all grunt]
-[groans]
-I've got you!
-I've got you!
-I've got you!
-No, I do!
-[all grunt]
[groans] Remind me, whose idea was this?
[all groaning]
[grunting]
-Me, I don't like seesaws.
-Ha!
[dramatic music]
-Whoo-hoo!
-We did it!
[Smurfette laughing]
-Uh.
-Uh.
-Maybe that was too much?
-Huh?
[groaning]
[gentle piano music]
Ah.
Huh.
Huh?
[chuckles and sighs]
-[dramatic orchestral music]
-[all screaming]
[screaming]
-[grunting]
-Whoa!
Yeah!
[grunts]
[groans]
Me, I'm starting to get smurfed
of camping.
I saw you. You smiled.
-The power of smiling has struck again.
-[chuckles]
Me, I don't like smiles.
I know that you do.
Hm. Hm? Hm?
Hm.
So, Handy, who won the bet?
Hm.
[both] Ready to go back!
Come on, we better hurry.
I agree. I'm smurfed.
[soft peaceful music]
I saw you smiling. There's no need to lie.
Me? I don't like lies.
I'm sure I saw you smile.
I'm going to tell everyone.
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[light upbeat music]
[giggles]
Eee.
[giggles]
Smurfette, what are you up to?
I'm reading this book.
Smile Your Way to Pure Smurfiness.
-Do you know about the power of smiling?
-The power of smiling?
[laughs] Let me show you.
I say we smurf it yellow.
I say we smurf it blue.
-Yellow!
-Blue!
Why not paint it green?
[both] Huh?
[chuckling]
-Great idea. Mixing colours.
-Smurfette, you're the best.
And voilà!
The power of smiling has struck again.
That was smurftastic!
[giggling]
Let me try. A-ha!
Do you like green?
[chuckles]
-Me? I don't like green.
-Huh?
Grouchy, when was
the last time you smiled?
Me? I don't like smiling.
Do you like anything?
-No.
-Huh?
Do you like not liking things?
Hmm, yes.
-A-ha! You do like something.
-[both laugh]
Not liking things.
Wait, no!
Me, I don't like trick questions.
[dramatic notes]
[sighs] It's not easy
making Grouchy smile.
Unless...
I know you want to help him,
but Grouchy has been the way he is
ever since he got smurfed by the Bzzz Fly.
That's why he's called Grouchy.
He must have been called something happy
before he got stung,
unless he was Pre-Grouchy.
Anyway,
I think if Grouchy sees us having fun,
he'll smile, too.
Smurfette, I'm coming with you.
You'll need a bodyguard
in case there's danger.
Well, I'm coming too.
I'm sure you'll need a handyman.
Cool.
My bag is all packed.
You call that a bag?
This is what being prepared looks like.
For what? Moving to a new house? [laughs]
[whistling] I bet you he won't smile.
I'll take that bet.
Hmm.
What is it?
We're going on a hike
and we'll camp out under the stars,
sing songs...
And play hide and make smurf'mores!
-Me, I don't like camping.
-[grunts]
Sorry, Grouchy,
but I'm ordering you to go.
And an order is an order.
Me, I don't like...
Don't like orders. Yeah, yeah.
Great. So everyone's on board.
Let's go camping.
[all] ♪ Smurfs are on the run ♪
♪ On the trail over hill and dale ♪
♪ Smurfs out on a hike ♪
♪ Having fun and smiling smiles ♪
♪ Is something I don't like ♪
-♪ One for Smurfs ♪
-♪ And Smurfs for all ♪
[both] ♪ Togetherness is our game ♪
♪ When you go camping with friends ♪
♪ It is totally lame ♪
[upbeat music]
Yeah, go on, Hefty!
Whoo-hoo! You can do it!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Whoa!
[laughter]
-[grumbling]
-Huh?
[screaming]
[pelicans squawking]
[sighs]
[incoming whistling]
Ugh.
-Yes! Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah! Smurf for it.
[grunts]
[yelps]
Phew.
[birds chirping]
Hmm.
-[bear roars]
-Huh?
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
-[chuckling]
-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
[owl hooting]
The other Smurf says,
"Hold onto that paintbrush,
I'm taking the ladder."
-[laughter]
-That's funny.
Me, I don't like ladders.
-Hm?
-[sizzles]
And I don't like marshmallows.
[chuckles] Come on. You're almost there.
It's easy.
Hm.
You've got wings
and you love to fly and sing.
Me, I don't like guessing.
-I guess I'm gonna win that bet then.
-Don't speak too soon. It's not over yet.
[whistling]
[all humming along]
♪ Here is Grouchy and a tale ♪
♪ Of a Smurf who'd never smile ♪
♪ This song will fill him with glee
If we sing for a while ♪
That's what Gargamel's
belly button smells like.
[evil laughter]
[laughter]
Me, I don't like stories.
-[all sigh]
-This isn't working at all.
Be patient and keep smiling.
It'll work eventually.
Mm?
[rooster crows]
[Papa Smurf] Smurfette! Your turn!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa!
[giggling]
[laughing]
Smurf on, Grouchy-poo!
You're gonna love it!
Me, I don't like ziplining.
Oh, boy. We might as well forget it.
It's fun! Come on.
Hmm.
[soft suspenseful music]
-[eagle shrieks]
-[sighs]
[grunting]
Whoa!
[dramatic music]
Ah. [chuckles]
[both screaming]
Slow down! You're going too fast!
Me, I don't like to go fast. [grunts]
Guess I won, huh?
Grouchy won't be smiling anytime soon.
-Hmm.
-No! Grouchy!
I'll never forget you.
[sobbing]
[emotional orchestral music]
Me, I don't like trees in my face.
Grouchy? You're still alive.
[groaning] Ouch!
I think my leg is smurfed.
In that case, the hike is over.
-How can we smurf him back?
-I know how.
I can carry him on my back,
seeing as I'm the strongest.
Oh!
Oh.
-How are we going to get back?
-Leave it to me.
This is a job for a professional.
[hammering and sawing noises]
-[chuckles]
-Well done, Handy.
Me, I don't like stretchers.
Hmm?
Rescue party report. Ready?
-Ready.
-Ready.
-Ready.
-Not ready.
[dramatic music]
Now remember,
smurf together and walk down slowly.
Don't worry. You're safe with me.
Whoops. Whoa!
[all screaming]
-He said slowly!
-He said slowly!
[all] Whoa!
[energetic music]
[screaming continues]
Huh?
[all screaming]
[slow-motion screaming]
[slow-motion groaning]
[screaming continues]
[all grunt]
-[moaning]
-Oh, that smurfed.
Me, I don't like hanging around.
Uh, don't worry.
This tiny canyon won't stop us.
I've got an idea.
We can use this board as a seesaw
and smurf out through the air.
With the right counterweight,
it might just work.
Hm.
He's ready. Let's smurf him up.
Watch a real pro in action. [grunts]
-Hm.
-Oh.
[muffled] That was just a practice run.
[thud]
Ouch.
[quirky dramatic music]
Ow!
That really hurt, too.
Okay, all together.
[shouts] I got you!
Hmm.
Well, let's try that again.
[all grunt]
[groans]
-[all grunt]
-[groans]
-[all grunt]
-Oops.
[all grunt]
[both screaming]
[all grunt]
-[groans]
-I've got you!
-I've got you!
-I've got you!
-No, I do!
-[all grunt]
[groans] Remind me, whose idea was this?
[all groaning]
[grunting]
-Me, I don't like seesaws.
-Ha!
[dramatic music]
-Whoo-hoo!
-We did it!
[Smurfette laughing]
-Uh.
-Uh.
-Maybe that was too much?
-Huh?
[groaning]
[gentle piano music]
Ah.
Huh.
Huh?
[chuckles and sighs]
-[dramatic orchestral music]
-[all screaming]
[screaming]
-[grunting]
-Whoa!
Yeah!
[grunts]
[groans]
Me, I'm starting to get smurfed
of camping.
I saw you. You smiled.
-The power of smiling has struck again.
-[chuckles]
Me, I don't like smiles.
I know that you do.
Hm. Hm? Hm?
Hm.
So, Handy, who won the bet?
Hm.
[both] Ready to go back!
Come on, we better hurry.
I agree. I'm smurfed.
[soft peaceful music]
I saw you smiling. There's no need to lie.
Me? I don't like lies.
I'm sure I saw you smile.
I'm going to tell everyone.