The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Smurf-Fu/Diaper Daddy - full transcript
Smurfette tries to teach the other Smurfs Smurf-Fu but she finds out teamwork is sometimes necessary. When Everyone is tired of change Baby's diapers, Handy invents a robot to do the job.
[upbeat music]
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[chatter]
Anyone seen my hammer?
[bell ringing]
Help, help!
Brainy's in trouble!
Ooh.
[quirky music]
Uuh.
Hey!
Have no fear!
Fire brigade on the way.
-[siren]
-[yelping]
[tires screeching]
-Uh, which way?
-Mm-hmm.
[snoring]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[horn honks]
[whimpering]
[grunts]
[both gasp]
[tires screeching]
[hisses]
You can't eat me.
I'm the most important Smurf!
After Papa Smurf.
-What in the worl...
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
-What's going on here?
Brainy was lecturing this snake,
and it smurfed him.
You can't really blame it.
Ready, Dimwitty?
Rescue operation in three, two, one!
-[both yelping]
-[gulping]
Where's the fire?
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Watch where you're smurfing your feet.
-[Dimwitty] Sorry.
-Don't panic, guys.
Hefty's here.
-[upbeat music]
-[hissing]
[grunting]
Ah... choo!
[dramatic music]
I've got this, Hefty.
No offense,
but if I couldn't get its jaws open,
then no one can.
Hmm. [grunts]
[grunting]
[battle cry]
Whoa!
-[grunts]
-Mmm!
[grunting]
Ooh!
[groans]
[squelching]
[hisses]
You're welcome.
[sighs]
-Where'd you learn that?
-I read Lessons of Smur-Fu.
It was time I learned to defend myself.
-Teach me.
-I wanna learn.
-Me too.
-[all] Teach us, Smurfette.
It's not for every Smurf.
It takes discipline and commitment.
-Please, Smurfette.
-We're disciplined.
You really, really wanna learn?
-Oh, yeah.
-You bet.
-That'd be smurfy.
-Very well then.
Class starts... now.
[quirky music]
[all shouting]
[groans]
-Ya!
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
-Huh?
-Thank you.
-Hey, you can't do that.
What if you were alone? What would you do?
We're never alone in the forest.
But what if you were?
-Hmm.
-Mmm.
[dramatic music]
Now it's time to practice
how to defend yourselves
alone in the forest.
That's what Smurf-Fu is all about.
We'll start with the "Du Li bu,"
"The Heron Pose,"
"Hunted Down by a Bunch of Bears
That are Late for Dinner."
[all grunting]
Put your leg higher, Clumsy.
Oh, oh, whoa.
Hey, Smurfs! Look at me, I did it!
I'm the bes... [yelps]
Hmm? [sighs]
This is swell, Smurfette,
but holy smurfs, it's hard.
Hey, Smurfette,
do you know the "Box Pose"?
-Me, I don't know it.
-[laughs]
-[horn honks]
-[laughs]
Guys.
Smurf-Fu need perseverance,
mental fortitude, and discipline.
Jokey, you're out.
Aw, Smurf-Fu is no fun at all.
Okay, let's try the horse rider posture.
Mabu!
[all grunting]
Hey, look at Farmer. Superb self-control.
[farts]
Eh? [sniffs]
[groans]
Ugh, Farmer, out.
[mumbles]
[disco music]
[all grunting]
Hey, you little slacker.
I said on your own. Out.
[grunting]
-[sighs]
-[both chuckling]
-[grunts]
-Whoa!
Ow.
-[both chuckling]
-[grunts]
-[grunting]
-[sighs]
-[both laughing]
-[grunts]
[both groaning]
Eee. [yelps]
-[yelps]
-[yelps]
[all groaning]
Let's apply what we've learned.
-Okay, Handy, let's go.
-Uh-huh.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
-Ah.
-Scaredy, you're up.
[screams]
[screaming fades]
Next.
Hmm.
[dramatic music]
Ha!
[laughs]
[screams]
[glass breaking]
-[grunting]
-Next.
[mumbling]
Friends! Help!
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-Huh?
-[clanging]
[all grunting]
-Hey.
-Hey, we did it.
But, guys, I said on your own.
Can we take a break? I'm smurfed.
If you want to survive out there,
there's no getting tired ever.
If you don't want to learn, quit!
Okay then.
I'm starving. See you later.
-[all] Later.
-Bye.
Me, I don't like Smurf-Fu.
[whimpering]
Uh, Smurfette, are you okay?
I'm worried about the others.
They should stop thinking
somebody's going to be there
to get them out of trouble.
Usually somebody else
is there to help us out.
We're Smurfs!
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all.
I disagree. You can never be too prepared.
Why has everyone gone soft?
She didn't give us a chance.
I can do push-ups.
I just didn't feel like it.
She better not ever ask me for help.
Hmm, Dimwitty,
you just gave me a smurf-tacular idea.
[owl hooting]
[mysterious music]
-[breathing profoundly]
-[door creaking]
[squeaking]
I can't wait to see her face.
She'll squeal and scream!
She'll come running out
yelling, "Yoo-hoo!"
Jump in, catch the spider, and save her.
She'll see we're no lazy bums.
[squeaky screaming]
-[screams]
-[all screaming]
-A spider!
-[all whimpering]
-[all] Help!
-Help!
What are you guys doing here,
and why are you screaming like that?
Screaming? I wasn't screaming.
-Were you screaming?
-Nope.
Me neither. Were you?
-No. We'll go find out who screamed.
-Uh...
Hmm.
-[birds tweeting]
-[sheep bleats]
Okay, we have to smurf up
with something really terrifying.
Let's hide her in the closet
and make noises.
-That's not scary enough.
-Is an ogre scary enough?
-[gasps]
-Mmm.
Okay, guys, no sudden movements.
Don't worry. He's not hungry.
Just ate horse. [hocks]
[all whimper]
-[stomach gurgles]
-Huh? Now I hungry.
-Mmm.
-[screams]
[all screaming]
-[whimpers]
-Mmm.
[dramatic music]
Help!
Emergency! Help, help!
-What happened?
-An ogre took Jokey and the others.
Okay, we need to smurf
a rescue party at once.
They're mad at me
for pushing them so hard.
They're playing another trick.
That's not true! Well, we were mad at her.
But the ogre really did take them.
I swear!
I'm telling you,
Papa Smurf, it's all an act.
Let me handle this.
Okay, if you're sure.
But the two of you had better go together.
Hmm.
-[both panting]
-[siren wailing]
Hey. Where's the fire?
So you and your friends
smurf these huge footprints to scare me?
Fine. Let's see where they lead.
You mustn't go alone.
We have to warn the others.
Oh, please.
May I remind you, I'm a Smurf-Fu master.
[dramatic music]
What a way to go,
smothered in a Smurf sandwich.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Honey and mayonnaise?
Yuck! Those don't go together.
Mmm.
[all screaming]
-[Smurfette] Big mouth!
-Eh?
Sorry to spoil your appetite.
Smurfette came to save us!
I'll take you on, just you and me.
Eh? Okay.
[grunts]
Hee...
-Hmm.
-Ow.
What's that called? "The Mosquito Pose?"
[all laughing]
Mmm.
[all screaming]
Huh? Eh?
-Once more!
-[all grunt]
-Eh!
-[all screaming]
[all grunt]
Why does bread always fall
Smurf side down?
-[all grunting]
-[grunts]
Let's join the others! Come on!
Here we go. [grunts]
-Huh?
-Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
[grunts]
Hmm... ah!
[grunts]
Ow! That hurts.
[laughs]
-[all laughing]
-Huh?
[all grunting]
Ah!
-Ouch.
-[all cheering]
[grunting]
[snoring]
It's nice to be able
to count on your friends.
You guys make one heck of a team.
We make one heck of a team.
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-[laughs]
-You know?
Honey and mayonnaise
aren't so bad together.
-[laughter]
-Mmm, mmm.
[spooky music]
[cackles]
[upbeat music]
[chatter]
Anyone seen my hammer?
[bell ringing]
Help, help!
Brainy's in trouble!
Ooh.
[quirky music]
Uuh.
Hey!
Have no fear!
Fire brigade on the way.
-[siren]
-[yelping]
[tires screeching]
-Uh, which way?
-Mm-hmm.
[snoring]
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[horn honks]
[whimpering]
[grunts]
[both gasp]
[tires screeching]
[hisses]
You can't eat me.
I'm the most important Smurf!
After Papa Smurf.
-What in the worl...
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
-What's going on here?
Brainy was lecturing this snake,
and it smurfed him.
You can't really blame it.
Ready, Dimwitty?
Rescue operation in three, two, one!
-[both yelping]
-[gulping]
Where's the fire?
Hey, who turned out the lights?
Watch where you're smurfing your feet.
-[Dimwitty] Sorry.
-Don't panic, guys.
Hefty's here.
-[upbeat music]
-[hissing]
[grunting]
Ah... choo!
[dramatic music]
I've got this, Hefty.
No offense,
but if I couldn't get its jaws open,
then no one can.
Hmm. [grunts]
[grunting]
[battle cry]
Whoa!
-[grunts]
-Mmm!
[grunting]
Ooh!
[groans]
[squelching]
[hisses]
You're welcome.
[sighs]
-Where'd you learn that?
-I read Lessons of Smur-Fu.
It was time I learned to defend myself.
-Teach me.
-I wanna learn.
-Me too.
-[all] Teach us, Smurfette.
It's not for every Smurf.
It takes discipline and commitment.
-Please, Smurfette.
-We're disciplined.
You really, really wanna learn?
-Oh, yeah.
-You bet.
-That'd be smurfy.
-Very well then.
Class starts... now.
[quirky music]
[all shouting]
[groans]
-Ya!
-[grunts]
-[grunts]
-Huh?
-Thank you.
-Hey, you can't do that.
What if you were alone? What would you do?
We're never alone in the forest.
But what if you were?
-Hmm.
-Mmm.
[dramatic music]
Now it's time to practice
how to defend yourselves
alone in the forest.
That's what Smurf-Fu is all about.
We'll start with the "Du Li bu,"
"The Heron Pose,"
"Hunted Down by a Bunch of Bears
That are Late for Dinner."
[all grunting]
Put your leg higher, Clumsy.
Oh, oh, whoa.
Hey, Smurfs! Look at me, I did it!
I'm the bes... [yelps]
Hmm? [sighs]
This is swell, Smurfette,
but holy smurfs, it's hard.
Hey, Smurfette,
do you know the "Box Pose"?
-Me, I don't know it.
-[laughs]
-[horn honks]
-[laughs]
Guys.
Smurf-Fu need perseverance,
mental fortitude, and discipline.
Jokey, you're out.
Aw, Smurf-Fu is no fun at all.
Okay, let's try the horse rider posture.
Mabu!
[all grunting]
Hey, look at Farmer. Superb self-control.
[farts]
Eh? [sniffs]
[groans]
Ugh, Farmer, out.
[mumbles]
[disco music]
[all grunting]
Hey, you little slacker.
I said on your own. Out.
[grunting]
-[sighs]
-[both chuckling]
-[grunts]
-Whoa!
Ow.
-[both chuckling]
-[grunts]
-[grunting]
-[sighs]
-[both laughing]
-[grunts]
[both groaning]
Eee. [yelps]
-[yelps]
-[yelps]
[all groaning]
Let's apply what we've learned.
-Okay, Handy, let's go.
-Uh-huh.
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
-Ah.
-Scaredy, you're up.
[screams]
[screaming fades]
Next.
Hmm.
[dramatic music]
Ha!
[laughs]
[screams]
[glass breaking]
-[grunting]
-Next.
[mumbling]
Friends! Help!
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-Huh?
-[clanging]
[all grunting]
-Hey.
-Hey, we did it.
But, guys, I said on your own.
Can we take a break? I'm smurfed.
If you want to survive out there,
there's no getting tired ever.
If you don't want to learn, quit!
Okay then.
I'm starving. See you later.
-[all] Later.
-Bye.
Me, I don't like Smurf-Fu.
[whimpering]
Uh, Smurfette, are you okay?
I'm worried about the others.
They should stop thinking
somebody's going to be there
to get them out of trouble.
Usually somebody else
is there to help us out.
We're Smurfs!
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all.
I disagree. You can never be too prepared.
Why has everyone gone soft?
She didn't give us a chance.
I can do push-ups.
I just didn't feel like it.
She better not ever ask me for help.
Hmm, Dimwitty,
you just gave me a smurf-tacular idea.
[owl hooting]
[mysterious music]
-[breathing profoundly]
-[door creaking]
[squeaking]
I can't wait to see her face.
She'll squeal and scream!
She'll come running out
yelling, "Yoo-hoo!"
Jump in, catch the spider, and save her.
She'll see we're no lazy bums.
[squeaky screaming]
-[screams]
-[all screaming]
-A spider!
-[all whimpering]
-[all] Help!
-Help!
What are you guys doing here,
and why are you screaming like that?
Screaming? I wasn't screaming.
-Were you screaming?
-Nope.
Me neither. Were you?
-No. We'll go find out who screamed.
-Uh...
Hmm.
-[birds tweeting]
-[sheep bleats]
Okay, we have to smurf up
with something really terrifying.
Let's hide her in the closet
and make noises.
-That's not scary enough.
-Is an ogre scary enough?
-[gasps]
-Mmm.
Okay, guys, no sudden movements.
Don't worry. He's not hungry.
Just ate horse. [hocks]
[all whimper]
-[stomach gurgles]
-Huh? Now I hungry.
-Mmm.
-[screams]
[all screaming]
-[whimpers]
-Mmm.
[dramatic music]
Help!
Emergency! Help, help!
-What happened?
-An ogre took Jokey and the others.
Okay, we need to smurf
a rescue party at once.
They're mad at me
for pushing them so hard.
They're playing another trick.
That's not true! Well, we were mad at her.
But the ogre really did take them.
I swear!
I'm telling you,
Papa Smurf, it's all an act.
Let me handle this.
Okay, if you're sure.
But the two of you had better go together.
Hmm.
-[both panting]
-[siren wailing]
Hey. Where's the fire?
So you and your friends
smurf these huge footprints to scare me?
Fine. Let's see where they lead.
You mustn't go alone.
We have to warn the others.
Oh, please.
May I remind you, I'm a Smurf-Fu master.
[dramatic music]
What a way to go,
smothered in a Smurf sandwich.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Honey and mayonnaise?
Yuck! Those don't go together.
Mmm.
[all screaming]
-[Smurfette] Big mouth!
-Eh?
Sorry to spoil your appetite.
Smurfette came to save us!
I'll take you on, just you and me.
Eh? Okay.
[grunts]
Hee...
-Hmm.
-Ow.
What's that called? "The Mosquito Pose?"
[all laughing]
Mmm.
[all screaming]
Huh? Eh?
-Once more!
-[all grunt]
-Eh!
-[all screaming]
[all grunt]
Why does bread always fall
Smurf side down?
-[all grunting]
-[grunts]
Let's join the others! Come on!
Here we go. [grunts]
-Huh?
-Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
[grunts]
Hmm... ah!
[grunts]
Ow! That hurts.
[laughs]
-[all laughing]
-Huh?
[all grunting]
Ah!
-Ouch.
-[all cheering]
[grunting]
[snoring]
It's nice to be able
to count on your friends.
You guys make one heck of a team.
We make one heck of a team.
One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!
-[laughs]
-You know?
Honey and mayonnaise
aren't so bad together.
-[laughter]
-Mmm, mmm.