The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 26 - Papa Times Two/Fake News - full transcript

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

[humming]

Be careful! You smurfed a banana peel.

Blah, blah, blah!

That Brainy really gets on my Smurf.

Wouldn't it be nice to be the boss?

You mean, like him?



No. Like him.

[both] Right away, Papa Smurf.

Mmmm!

Mmm.

A makeover?
Well, you've come to the right Smurf.

Let me have a look at you.

Good skin tone.
Your cheeks are a little high.

Your eyes too far apart,
but I can work with that.

Great. I want you to make me
look like Papa Smurf.

[gasps]

Have you lost your smurf?

I don't know
what shenanigans you're up to,

-but I will have no part of it.
-No shenanigans.

I just wanna know
how it feels to be the boss.



Well, what you're asking is immoral.

My answer is no.

[sighs]

Especially since it requires great talent.

Eh?

Well, that's why I came to see you.

-You're the only one talented enough.
-Hmm.

Now, please don't move
while I work my magic.

Stay still.

Perfect. Have a look.

Oh, my smurf. I look just like him.

Ha! And to think you doubted me.

[humming]

Do you think it will work?

There's only one way to find out.

-Papa Smurf, watch out!
-Oof!

Ahh! Ahh!

I'm so sorry, Papa Smurf.

-Are you okay?
-How's my makeup?

-Hmm?
-[clears throat]

I mean, my face.

You look fine, Papa Smurf.

Good, because I am Papa Smurf after all.
Don't hit me with that ball again.

[both laughing]

Did you see that?
He thought I was Papa Smurf.

Oh, I gotta find more Smurfs to fool.

Wait, don't get carried away.

Chef, I want eggplant parmesan pie
for dessert tonight.

Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert?

I thought you asked me
for raspberry muffins earlier.

Well, I changed my mind. Now, get to it.

Of course, Papa Smurf.
I'll get right on it.

Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert? Yuck!

-[laughs]
-Huh?

Give me your sarsaparilla juice.

Here you go, Papa Smurf.

And you, smurf me one of those cakes.

Right away, Papa Smurf.

Are you gonna do
everything I tell you to do?

Of course, Papa Smurf. [laughs]

[both grunting]

Don't you think you're over doing it?

Nonsense.

Stop that immediately.

I want you to paint this roof yellow.

But, Papa Smurf, you said blue.

So what. I changed my mind.

[both] Right away.

Then hurry up. [chuckles]

-Huh?
-[humming]

Ah, Papa Smurf.

The eggplant parmesan pie
for dessert is almost ready.

Hmm? What are you talking about?

I asked you to bake muffins.

Hmm? Uh right away, Papa Smurf.

Eggplant parmesan pie for dessert?

-Yuck!
-[whistling]

What do you think you're smurfing?

I told you to paint this roof blue,
so get to it.

[both] Hmm?

-You can't drive!
-Yes, I can!

What's going on here?

Dimwitty won't let me drive
the fire truck.

But Clumsy doesn't know how to drive.

Hmm.

Everyone should have a chance to drive.
Go ahead.

Drive the truck.

Really? Thanks, Papa Smurf.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

-[snickering]
-Okay, you've had your fun.

But you can't keep
causing chaos in the village.

[laughs] I can.

-Phew!
-What in the smurf are you doing, Chef?

Well, I'm baking the muffins, Papa Smurf.

Eggplant for dessert.

Don't make me smurf you again.

[snickering]

Hey, Chef, almost done with the muffins?

Yes! I'm so done with the muffins!
I'm gonna throw them away!

Why, Chef?

Papa Smurf keeps changing his mind.

First he wants muffins,
then it's eggplant pie,

then it's muffins again.
I can't take it anymore.

Eggplant for dessert? Ew!

Either he has very bad taste,
or he's been bewitched.

-[siren wailing]
-Huh?

[all screaming]

[all gasping]

Fire brigade on the way.

-Clumsy, you're going backwards.
-Yeah, it's super fun.

[whimpering]

[both] Ahh! Ugh!

Huh? Argh.

Can somebody help me, please?

[groans]

Clumsy, what were you smurfing
behind the wheel?

-Papa Smurf said I could drive.
-Hmm?

I was just trying to help you
feel better about yourself,

but now this really has to stop.

No. I have a whole day as Papa Smurf.
That was the agreement.

I never agreed to that.

Papa Smurf, with all due respect,

it wasn't a good idea to let Clumsy
drive the fire truck.

How's this for an idea?

Go pick up that trash bag over there.

Yes, Papa Smurf.

Hmm?

[grunting]

Mm-hmm.

Ahh! Oh!

See, the streets are cleaner
without the clutter.

Hmm? Mm?

This proves it.
Papa Smurf is under a spell.

I've got to do something.

Me, I don't like Papa Smurf
being under a spell.

Bat saliva, frog burps.

Aha, anti-smell potion. Perfect.

[grunting]

-Ooh!
-Uh-huh, there you are.

Clumsy, how did this happen?

You told me I could drive.

What? I said no such thing.

Here you are, Papa Smurf.
Dessert is ready.

Eggplant parmesan pie.

-But, Chef, I asked you to bake muffins.
-[gasping]

I brought you something refreshing
to drink on this hot day.

Well, thank you, Brainy.

[gasps]

Uh... Is everything okay, Papa Smurf?

[babbling]

[screaming]

[gasps]

[babbling]

Uh, that wasn't supposed to happen.

-[babbling]
-Holy...

[distorted babbling]

-[laughing]
-Papa Smurf, come back!

Ahh!

Brainy, what happened to Papa Smurf?

I gave him an antidote to break the spell.
And now he's smurfing crazy.

-Um
-Hmm?

Papa Smurf, what?

I thought you were...

Long story. First we need
to catch the real Papa Smurf.

We're going to need something fast.

[engine revving]

Ugh.

I would have preferred the fire truck.

Wah! Whoa! Whoa!

[laughing]

Whoa! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh!

-Huh?
-[babbling]

Look who we have here, Azrael.

Papa Smurf himself.

[meows]

Stop wiggling, you blue vermin.

[laughs] My day just got interesting.

Oh, no! Gargamel.

[eerie music]

[thunder booming]

[chuckles]

[babbling]

Is everything okay under your hood?

-Ow!
-Ha-ha!

[babbling]

What's the plan?

Why are you asking me?

You wanted to be the boss.
Here's your chance.

Hmm, right. Okay, I have an idea.

Come here. Huh?

[babbling]

-[groans]
-[chuckles]

There you are.

-Huh?
-[babbling]

Argh! Ugh!

[groans]

-Argh.
-Hey, Gargamel. I'm over here.

What? There are two Papa Smurfs?

I think I'll catch this one!

-[snarls]
-Come on.

-[babbling]
-Huh?

[babbling]

Wait till I... augh! [gasping]

Stop that.

Augh!

Time to pick up the trash.

Ahh! [groans]

-Ready.
-Come on, you guys. Hurry!

What? Give me back my Papa Smurf.

-In your dreams, Gargamel.
-We'll see about that.

[grunting]

[babbling]

Wait till I catch you.

[grunting]

Eh?

I'm going to catch you,
little blue gnomes.

Are you sure about that?

[babbling]

[screams]

Ugh!

[gentle music]

It's all my fault, Papa Smurf.

If I hadn't tried to be like you,
none of this would have happened.

I just wanted to feel
what it's like to be important.

You should be perfectly happy
with who you are.

Everybody in the Smurf Village
has their part to play.

Nobody is more or less important
than anyone else.

Gee, I guess you're right. I am important.

I never thought of it that way.

-I'm important too.
-Me too.

Yeah, every Smurf has an important job.

-Yeah, especially me.
-Yeah, it's important you shut up.

[laughter]