The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 27 - You're Fired!/Mirror, Mirror, on the Armoire - full transcript

After another mishap, Clumsy and Dimwitty get into a big fight and vow never to work with each other again; Gargamel leaves a magic armoire in the forest, which imprisons whoever looks into its mirror.

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

[cheery music]

[gulping]

Pass me the soap, please.

[chuckles]

[groans] No, Dimwitty.

How many times do I have to tell you?
That's a carrot... whoa!

[gulping]



[sniffs] Uh?

Fire. Fire!

[siren wailing]

-Watch out.
-Hey!

-The village is running away.
-[gasps]

What are you smurfing?

-Give me that.
-No!

-Hmm?
-Huh?

[all scream]

Dimwitty!

-[screams]
-Whoa!

You smurfed my wheel.

Make way! Smurf Brigade to the rescue!

[all screaming]



[wheels screeching]

-[screaming]
-Whoa!

[yelping]

My muffins!

-Ugh.
-[giggles]

-Where's the fire? Where's the fire?
-There is no fire.

You just smurfed the dinner,
you numbskulls.

There'll be no food today.
Thanks to those two.

-Huh?
-What in the smurf is going on?

-It was his fault.
-[gasps]

-No, it was his fault.
-Hmm.

Don't blame that poor carrot, Dimwitty.
You always smurf things up.

You're a klutz!

You're a dimwit!

-Take that!
-Ow!

-And that.
-Take that.

-Ouch!
-And that. And that, that, that!

-And that, that, that...
-[growls]

That's enough.
Fighting is no way to smurf anything.

-I can't work with him anymore. I quit.
-Me neither.

What happened, Papa Smurf?

I'm afraid we just lost our fire brigade.

Oh, but they love their jobs.

I can change their mind if I talk to them.

Papa Smurf told me
you quit the fire brigade

-and you're not talking to Clumsy.
-Yep.

-Are you sure you can't patch things up?
-Yep.

So you don't want the job back?

Yep.

Maybe Clumsy will change his mind.

-Clumsy, don't you want your old job back?
-Nope.

-And you won't miss the fire truck?
-Nope.

You're not even interested
in talking to Dimwitty?

I don't even know who Dimwitty is.

Hey, who turned off the sun?

[wailing]

[all gasp]

[wailing]

Baby!

[heroic music]

Hey, she saved Baby.

Did you see that?

-She's incredible.
-Wait a second.

You'd be perfect for the fire brigade job.

[chuckles] I'm very flattered but I...

The village can't do
without a fire brigade.

-We need you.
-[giggles]

How could I possibly say no?

Hooray!

-Smurfette, Smurfette!
-Hm!

[cool rock music]

Whoa!

Hey!

[chuckles]

[both] Whoa.

Hello, Smurfette.
Looks like you're all set.

Way to go, Smurfette.

[gasps]

[shouts]

Thanks, Smurfette!

Just doing my job.

What's the emergency?

-Is that the bell?
-Who smurfed the alarm?

Fire drill!

You're too slow.

Huh?

I'm sure you can do better.
Let's smurf again later.

-[bell ringing]
-Oh, come on.

[all groaning and yawning]

I don't like being woken up.

That's better, but you're not there yet.

Your turn.

[grunts]

-[groans]
-Whoa!

Huh?

[yelps] Ouch.

Whoa!

Yow!

Thank you, Smurfette.

Hey, how'd you get up there?

Let me handle this, Farmer.

Oh, thanks, Smurfette.

Just doing my job.

-[siren wailing]
-Hm.

-[timer buzzes]
-Congratulations.

You have passed your first fire drill.

[all] Yay!

Smurfette, Smurfette!
Smurfette, Smurfette!

Hey!

Whoa!

[gasps]

[both] Hm.

Smurfette seems to know
what she's smurfing, huh, Dimwitty?

Yeah.

I mean, we could've probably done
as good if not better than Smurfette.

Yep.

It's not fair she gets to do our job.

Hm? I got a bite!

I think I miss the fire brigade.

Don't you want
your old job back, Dimwitty?

Yep.

I have an idea.

What if we make the job so hard
Smurfette will wanna quit?

-What do ya say?
-Mm-hmm.

[both] Smurfette, Smurfette!

There's a rabbit stuck in the big tree.

-A rabbit? In a tree?
-Yeah.

-Uh, it's a tree rabbit.
-Very rare.

We heard it calling for its mommy.

[wailing] Mommy!

-Like that.
-Oh, that's so sad.

-Show me.
-[chuckles]

Oh, it was much higher than that.

Go higher. Higher.

I don't see anything.

No rabbit, guys.

It was probably a false alarm.
Sorry we made you climb all that way.

Are you kidding?
I just found my shiny brooch.

A magpie must've smurfed it.

I've been looking for it everywhere.

[both groaning]

Fire, fire!

Smurfette, wake up!

[gasps]

-There's a fire in the storage shed.
-We need to hurry!

Let's go.

[siren wailing]

Oh, I thought for sure I saw flames.

Didn't you, Dimwitty?

Uh, nope.

Yeah, I saw... what was it again?

It was another false alarm.
They happen all the time.

We're really sorry we woke you up.

Oh, no. I'm glad you did

I forgot to smurf my alarm
for my midnight run.

[whistle blasts]

-[both] Fire!
-Eek!

[snoring]

Mm-hmm.

-[both] Fire!
-[screams]

-[both] Fire!
-Eek!

[tools buzzing]

I'm sure this is gonna work.

Smurfette won't know how to fix the truck,
she'll have to quit.

-[whistle blows]
-Ahh, Smurfette!

There's a fire
on the far side of the village.

A fire? Let's go!

Ouch!

Oh, not again.

This happens all the time.

-Doesn't it, Dimwitty?
-What?

Oh, yeah.

[tools buzzing]

All fixed.

But... but...

Anyway, thanks for the head's up.

I'll take care of the fire.

Wow, she's awesome.

-She's never gonna quit.
-Nope.

Hm?

Boys, there was no fire.

Oh, really?

-Hm?
-Sorry. [chuckles]

Hmm? Mm-hmm.

[indistinct chattering]

-[whispering]
-Uh-huh.

It's over. We'll never get our jobs back.

Fire! Fire!

-Help, the lab is on fire!
-Hm?

It's a real fire, Dimwitty. Let's go!

My experiment has gone horribly wrong!

-Ah!
-[giggles]

-Good job on the fake fire.
-[laughs]

[grunting]

Oh, it's stuck.

I'll just use this bucket of water.

Wait!

Don't run into the fire.
It's too dangerous!

Help!

Help!

I'm stuck.

-[gasps]
-Smurfette! Oh, no!

Who could possibly save her?

We can, Papa Smurf.

We are the fire brigade.

Come on, Dimwitty.

No, no, no, no! Just use the ladder.

Smurfette!

[both grunt]

Uh-oh.

[all shouting]

That wasn't part of the plan.

[loud whizzing]

Let's save, Smurfette. Come on, Dimwitty.

Smurf Fire Brigade to the rescue!

Boys, don't stay here. It's dangerous.

Oh, no!

[grunting]

[all shouting]

You did it!

[fireworks whizzing]

[all] Whoa.

Hey, I'm trying to sleep here.

[chuckles] That was one explosive rescue.

For your bravery in the face of danger,

I present you this Smurf Medal of Valour.

[all] Hooray!

Bravo!

We know the village is safe in your hands.

-[explosion]
-Huh?

I just heard an explosion
at Jokey's house.

Fire brigade to the rescue!

-[chuckles]
-[siren wailing]

Uh, Jokey's house is that way, right?

-Yep.
-[all laugh]