The Smurfs (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 25 - Leaping Lizards/Cover Story - full transcript

[upbeat music]

[spooky music]

[cackles]

[upbeat music]

[hums]

Ahh. Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh?

[gasps]

[screams]

[gasps]



-[panting]
-[clattering]

[both yelp]

You scared me.
What are you smurfing out so early?

Fishing.

At dawn?

Yeah. For wild cabbage!

And what are you smurfing
in Papa Smurf's laboratory?

I'll only tell you
if you promise not to breathe a word.

Mm-hmm.

I found a zit on my smurf.

Huh?

I can't see it.

So I borrowed an anti-pimple ointment
from Papa Smurf.

-Remember, it's our secret, hmm?
-Okay.



-Can I have some carrot juice?
-Well, sure.

-Let's go.
-Carrot juice.

Oh, I can't wait!

Smurf me the ointment.

-[chuckles]
-No, the ointment.

Hmm. Here!

[sighs] I can't trust you to do anything!

Oh, no!
I hope I didn't smurf too much of it!

Do I look okay?

[poof]

You look fine.

Ahh! [faints]

[laughs] For a lizard!

Well, this is unexpected.

Hmm, Vanity, you shouldn't have smurfed
that ointment without my permission.

You have to fix it, Papa Smurf!

I need to be my handsome self again.

This is a complicated problem, Vanity.

It might take me some time to smurf.

Go home, be patient,
learn how to live like a lizard.

[sadly] Hmm.

Vanity has been smurfed into a lizard!

-Oh, look, there he is!
-Hmm?

Whoa! What a Smurf!

-I like him this way.
-Is that you?

-Pink is your colour!
-How does it feel to be a lizard?

What do your scales feel like?

-Do they itch?
-Ooh, they're bumpy!

-And prickly!
-And smurfy!

[all chanting] Vanity's a lizard!

Hey, we'll call you Van-zilla!

[all] Vanity's a lizard!
Vanity's a lizard!

Hmm! Leave me alone!

-[growls]
-Hey, Vanity!

Maybe we could enter you

into a beauty contest
for reptiles! [laughs]

Why don't you smurf it, Jokey!

[both yelp]

-[toots]
-[gasps]

-[both] Fire!
-Fire!

-Fire!
-Oh?

[gasps]

[both yelp]

Ooh!

Have no fear!

-[siren wailing]
-Fire brigade on the way!

-[dramatic music]
-Where's the fire?

There, on the roof!

Stop!

How dare you make fun of Vanity
in such a difficult moment!

You should be ashamed!

Come with me. It'll be all right.

[sentimental music]

[sighs contentedly]

Uhhmm?

Don't you mind them.

You're still you, underneath
all these scales, and your... ow!

Hmm? Hmm.

Thick, smurfy, clammy skin.

Boy, I wish my skin was like yours!

No, you don't. I'm an ugly monster now.

Oh, stop it!

You're the wonderful Smurf
you've always been!

Beauty isn't just skin deep.

It's what's inside that counts.

-Hey Dino-Smurf!
-Hmm!

I always thought that was nonsense.

Well, it's not.
You're the most handsome lizard.

Now I want you to repeat after me:
I am beautiful inside and out.

-Hmm
-Huh? Go on.

I am beautiful inside and...

-I can't hear you!
-Hmm!

I am beautiful inside and out.

I am beautiful inside and out!

I am beautiful!

Inside and out!

Now, let's go have dinner!

Hmm.

-Hmm?
-Hmm?

You'd better all be nice to Vanity!

[all] Yes, Smurfette.

-[whispers] He's pink!
-[both giggle]

-Hmm.
-Here, smurf some of these.

-Hmm?
-Mm-hmm.

[laughter]

Ugh, I can't do it!

[all] Huh?

-[chews slowly]
-Whoa.

-[all] Uh... Wow!
-How cool was that?

Try that again, Vanity!

Really? It's not very elegant.

No, it's better than elegant!

It's smurftacular!

Do that again!

-Uh-huh.
-Uh...

Yeah?

Okay, if you say so. [chuckles]

-Here it goes.
-Huh? Eh...

You can call me Brainy Lizard!

[laughter]

Ahh... huh?

-Where's my cake?
-[laughter]

Hey, Vanity, let's see
if you can knock this stuff off the table!

-Whoa!
-Wow!

Awesome!

Gang, I've got some very bad news.

I'm all out of wood,
so we can't roast marshmallows tonight.

[all sadly] Oh, no.

Oh, right! Perhaps I can help.

[giggles]

-Huh?
-[cheers]

Vanity saved dessert!

He's the coolest lizard ever!
Let's hear it for Vanity!

-Hip hip
-[all] Hooray!

That wasn't such a terrible day, was it?

Oh, I suppose not. [hiccups]

Oh, wow. Gotta go.
See you tomorrow! [panting]

[sadly] Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. [snoring]

[sombre lullaby music]

Vanity, are you there?

Where is he?

[babbling happily]

You're in better spirits today.

I had the best sleep of my life!

One always has to smurf
on the bright side of things.

All the time I'm saving
by not having to tweeze my eyebrows!

-[babbles]
-[chuckles]

Me, I don't like eyebrows.

Vanity, I need you to lightly smurf
the top of this crème brûlée.

Can you do it?

A little sugar!

And it'll be smurfy!

Would you please...

-[sneezes]
-The baby!

[sobbing]

[sneezes]

[gasps]

-[sneezes]
-Ahh! Fire!

-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-[snoring]

Hmm!

Whoa! Ooh! Whoa!

[sneezes, yelps]

-Huh?
-[slam]

-[yelps]
-[both] Huh?

-Hmm?
-[crash]

[presents crackling]

Uh-oh.

-Watch out!
-[both] Huh?

[whimpers]

Vanity destroyed all my presents!

It's a smurftastrophe!

He's right! This is all your faul...

-Fault.
-Hmm!

You and that stupid flame!

Yeah, watch where you're smurfing!

You could've burned the whole village!

-Yeah, that was so reckless.
-[panting]

Ugh! You've all got
some nerve accusing him

when it was you
who asked him for the flames!

That's what you get! Hmm!

-Hmm. Hmm
-Hmm...

[melancholic music]

[sniffles]

Hmm...

[sighs, sniffles]

[chitters]

[chitters]

What? Leave me alone!

[blows raspberry]

-Vanity! Vanity!
-Vanity?

We have to find him, Hefty.

He might look like a lizard, but he's not!

He won't survive one night.
What will he eat? Where will he sleep?

We'll find him.

-Huh?
-Oh, there he is!

Vanity! Come back!

-[meows]
-Huh?

Azrael, did I just hear Smurfs?

-Mm-hmm.
-[evil laughter]

Vanity, stop being such a brat.

[quirky music]

Hiyah! [grunts]

[groans] We're here to help.

-Get him, Smurfette!
-Hiyah!

[grunts] Gotcha, Vanity!

Now stop being a smurfy lizard...

[gasps] Wait a second.

This isn't Vanity!
He's not wearing his flower.

It's a real lizard! [screams]

[yelps]

Azrael! Watch out, Smurfette...

[evil laughter] Smurfs!

-[snarls]
-Uh-uh!

Keep your paws off!

Oh, what a good day... no, a great day!

-Two Smurfs for the price of one!
-Hm?

-[evil laughter]
-[growls]

[humming]

[both grunt]

You're gonna regret this.

Oh, really? And why is that?

When I get out of here,
you're going to be smurfy sorry.

[evil laughter]

Is the little, itsy bitsy Smurf

trying to scare
the great Gargamel once again?

In your dreams!

Here, have a carrot! And eat it slowly.

-It'll be your last!
-[grunts]

-[evil laughter]
-[growls]

Now, where was I with that formula
for the Philosopher's Stone?

Meow!

Hmm? Oh, be quiet, Azrael.
It's just a lizard.

[pensive music]

[snarls]

-Ahh!
-[growls]

[suspenseful music]

One step closer, kitty, and you are toast.

[snarls]

[weakly] Meow...

Now, it's Gargamel's turn.

-[breathes flames]
-Ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow! It burns! It burns!

Ahh, water!

Ahh, quick! I need water! Ow!

Let's smurf out of here
and get back to the village.

Ow! My backside!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!

-Ahh. Phew!
-[licks]

[upbeat music]

-[sobbing]
-Calm down, Baby! Calm down.

-Huh? They're back!
-Huh?

And Vanity's with them!

Oh, Vanity, how we missed you!

We were worried about you
out there in the forest alone!

The forest is my friend,
now that I'm a wild animal.

I'm beginning to smurf
the beauty of being a lizard.

So I guess
you won't be needing this antidote?

Huh? Are you smurfing me?

Give me that!

[guzzles]

[poof]

-[burps]
-[both] Huh?

Oh! Uh, don't worry. I can fix this.

-I'll be back!
-What is it?

-[gasps]
-What's wrong?

Huh?

Oh, no! [cries]