iZombie (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Patriot Brains - full transcript

Liv and Clive investigate the death of a former sniper; Major gets closer to the truth.

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Liv: Previously on izombie...

Ravi, you did it!
You made a zombie rat!

(screaming in pain)

-You guys seen my friend?
-Brother, i just saw him.

We'll have you
to him in no time.

No word from jerome?

-Liv: How did this happen?
-(gasps)

He got into a fight.

I went looking for jerome.

And found
the candyman.

Major: I saw something
in the candyman's car.



There was an ice chest
in the passenger seat.

It had a brain inside.

Liv: I'm heading over
to lowell's place.

Liv: How do you eat?

Lowell: A funeral home.

Lowell: For the right price,
a mortician will
look the other way.

Drop!

Settle down.

(exhales)

(elevator bell dings)

Liv: I had one chance at love.

Turns out my
would-be soul mate

Survives on the brains
of murdered teenagers.

Man: You can't park here.



It's a loading zone.
Management will have my ass.

Five minutes.
You think your boss
is unreasonable?

Get comfortable, kid.

(grunts)
ugh.

Say goodnight, gracie.

(gasps)

Your car?

(whistles)
gone.

This intimidation routine
you've got down here must
usually work wonders.

Thing is, i'm bigger.
And i'm not going anywhere.

(theme song playing)

Twelve hours after being
bitten by the zombie rat.

Vital signs remain normal.

No marked change
in appearance.

Continuing to
monitor progress.

Liv! Uh...

You're not due
to start your shift
for another hour.

I was just about to
start reconstituting

Mrs. Bushnell's chest cavity.

You okay?

He asked rhetorically.

Blaine murders teenagers
and delivers their brains
to zombies.

Good lord.

And my boyfriend
is on his meal plan.

I ate some of lowell's
leftover breakfast
this morning,

And it was jerome,
that kid who came in here
a few weeks ago with major.

I watched blaine murder him.

But the police
found his remains
at the shepherds' house.

I saw what i saw.

And as i was
leaving lowell's place,

Blaine was heading up
with a new delivery.
I should've done something.

What could you have
possibly done?

I'm a zombie.

He's a zombie.

And a cold-blooded killer.

We need a plan.

And all those missing persons?
They're part of a zombie
meals on wheels program.

If jerome didn't die out in
the shepherds' cabin...

How did the police find
his remains out there?

Something's rotten in denmark.

Denmark, in this case, being
the seattle police department.

Well, it's settled.
I have to find blaine.

Well, you do know
one person who can reach him.

Lowell? No, i won't even
be able to look at him.

He has to know where
those brains come from.

Do you have another option?

No.

So major was right
this whole time
about the candyman and

Those missing kids.

I made him promise
he'd back off,

I convinced him
he was getting carried away.

Well, if it makes you
feel better, i don't think
he listened to you.

He remains single-minded
in his quest.

Look in on him for me,
will you?

I'm worried about him.

Well, he's hardly
left his room lately.

Who knows
what's going on in there.

(gunshot)

One in the head.
One in the heart.

-But before we master
the fine art of targeting...
-(gun cocking)

Ravi: Major, you home?

-...We're going to start
with the basics.
-Major: In here!

Come in!

Oh, it has been too long,
my friend.

There are souls
that need reaping.
Dungeons that need looting.

Wenches that need to feel
the weathered hands of a...

What the hell?

"brains: The final frontier"?

This body building blog
says there's an amino acid

That skyrockets the release
of growth hormones.

Now, you can get it
from the extract of the roots
of this african plant

I seriously
can't even pronounce,

But the purest source
is human pituitary glands.

Aren't you big enough?

No, i'm just looking
for any reason that guy julien

Might have had a brain
in his ice chest.

And this makes
about as much sense
as anything else.

I suppose it does.

Now, who wants
to go slay some
dark creatures of the night

And make the
world a safer place for
all of mankind?

It is my quest,

And i will not
shrink before it.

Hey!

We need to talk.

(paintballs thudding
and splattering)

Teen team leader:
Harris, caleb,

On my mark,
jump out and lay down
suppressing fire.

John, phil, you guys
flank them on the right.

Drew, you're with me
flanking left. Got it?

Let's go.

(paintball guns firing)

Cover me.

(paintball gunshot)

Yo, you gotta clear the field.

Hey, yo, man. I shot you.

You gotta go to the dead zone.

(screaming)

Where can i find blaine?

Wait. I don't understand
what you're saying.

The brains i eat,
they come from funeral homes.

I saw blaine deliver
that cooler to you
this morning.

-And that's where he says
he gets his brains.
-Well, he's a liar!

And you told me
you got your own brains.
So you're both liars.

The two of you are liable to
give zombies a bad name.
Where can i find him?

Slow down, please.

What makes you think
he's killing people?

I had a bite of your eggs
and brains on my way out
and i had a vision.

I saw blaine slaughter the boy
whose brain we ate.

I met him, lowell!
He seemed like a great kid.

The question is how can
you claim not to know
blaine is killing people?

You're a zombie.
You have visions.

You ever stop to wonder
why all the people you eat
are so young?

Why they all came to
such tragic and violent ends?

They weren't all young.
A lot were, but not all.

And i've only had
a couple violent visions.

I don't go looking
for triggers.

I don't investigate murders.
It's not like i saw blaine
kill anyone.

When you need another
delivery, how do you get
in touch with blaine?

When blaine
made me a zombie,

He told me he'd
get me the brains
i needed to live.

I was starving.
I didn't have a choice.

There's always a choice!

And right now,
you could choose to tell me
how to locate blaine.

That's the only reason
you're here?
To get that information?

You can't slow down for
a moment and talk about us?

Us?

There is no us.
There's me and this guy
who i don't recognize

Who eats the brains of
murdered homeless kids.

You're damn right
i only came
for that number!

Say you call him, then what?

I'll figure it out.

No. No. Not good enough.

What does it
matter to you
now, anyway?

Well, for a start,
i'm in love with you.

(phone vibrating)

Well, that's gonna
be a problem.

(makes wolf whistle)

Hot date, boss?

Better.

Sex i can get whenever i want.
This, though...

Ticket to the emp to hear
kurt cobain's unreleased demos

Before anyone else
in the world?

That's priceless.

Nirvana was the soundtrack
of my youth.

Hell, my childhood
ended april 5th, 1994.

I'm 13, headed to algebra.

Alyssa delbarre
comes running up and says
"he's dead! He's dead!"

Starts bawling
on my shoulder.

Then you nailed her?
(chuckles) nice.

(sighing)

Lawrence kaiser called
a little while ago.

Dibs!

No, julien
will handle the delivery.

Aw, come on.

You do not purge your bowels
in the powder room of a man

With a helicopter pad
in his backyard.

You squealed?
Bitch move, man!

Enough. Enough.

Kaiser wasn't looking
for product.

He wants to
have lunch thursday.

At his club.

He wants to talk about
a business opportunity.

Says he'll send a car for you.

Well all right, then.
Everything's coming up blaine.

Guy's got his own club?

(clearing throat)

Uh...

-Uh-uh.
-(car door shuts)

Bad, huh?

He wouldn't tell me anything.
I... I really don't want to
talk about it.

What about you?
How's major?

Uh... Eh, he's still convinced
that the candyman
is harvesting human brains.

Which, you know, i suppose
is technically true.

But his working
theory is that

It's like a cutting edge
bodybuilding supplement.

So, slight silver lining is
he's not thinking zombie.

Vic's name is everett adams.
Twenty-eight.

Former sniper
with the army rangers.

Works at
this paintball facility
as an instructor.

Csi says there's no gunshot
residue on him,

So the shot that killed him
must've been taken
from a distance.

You okay, liv?

Fine.

All right, then.

Paintballers were part of
the big brothers big sisters
program.

No one heard the gunshot.

Unis haven't turned up
anything that shoots
real bullets.

No shell casings near
the killer's perch, either.

Excuse me,
did you say "perch"?

Yeah. The bullet passed
through the victim's neck

And lodged in this log.

We used its entry point
to establish its trajectory.

And there you go.

So the killer
was up in that tree?

That kid over there.
He's the victim's
little brother.

Well, i'll get to work here.
You two go do your thing.

(paintball gun firing)

Harris jenkins?
I'm detective babineaux,

And this is
olivia moore from the
medical examiner's office.

We'd like to ask you
a few questions.

(continues firing)

Were you aware of anyone
who might have wanted to
do this to everett?

His wife.

Ex-wife, i mean.

She dumps him when
he's getting shot at
in afghanistan,

Then she and the new husband
try and take away his kid.

Everett wouldn't let them.

(fires)

I'm going to
bring in the ex-wife
and her new husband.

You able to join me?

I just need to meet the body
back at the morgue.

Maybe grab a bite to eat.
Give me a couple hours?

All right.

Liv: Sure, i could kid myself,

Say that i plan to eat
everett's brain as a way
of supporting the troops.

But the truth is,
i can't handle
another vision of jerome.

Penny, this is
olivia moore with the
medical examiner's office.

Sorry for your loss, ma'am.
Please have a seat.

Mrs. Taylor,
we understand that

You and everett
were engaged in
a serious custody battle.

Right to the point, then.

Yes, we were
fighting over anna,

And it got heated.

Um. My husband sean
was offered a promotion,

But it came with
a transfer to silicon valley.

"chief digital officer."

It came with
a massive pay raise.

Penny and i would've been
able to enroll anna in
a world-class private school.

But i had to turn it down.

When exactly
did you meet penny?

(clears throat)

Yes, i left everett for
sean while he was
deployed in afghanistan.

War changed him.

He was suffering from ptsd
but resisted treatment.

But he left the service.

He couldn't take
seeing another man
raising his daughter.

Suddenly anna
was the center of his life.

How did sean deal with
everett preventing him
from accepting this promotion?

I can't lie.

It stung.

But i understood the man.

I wouldn't let anyone take
anna away from me, either.

Might've been nice, had he
shown the same enthusiasm

For parenting when he and
penny were together.

Where were you
between the hours of

4:21 and 4:31 this afternoon,
mr. Taylor?

Stuck in a meeting.

All afternoon.

A dozen colleagues
can vouch for me.

4:20? Um...

I took anna to the park
near her school.

Can anyone
back you up on that?

Anna knows where we were.

She's at home with my sister.

Anna: You're freaky-looking.

Why are you so white?

That's not nice, anna.

It's okay.
I work in a basement, anna.
So i don't see much sun.

All i need to know
is what you did
after school today.

I was with mommy.

And what did you
do with mommy?

I don't want to do this.

Tell the nice lady
where we were.

Anna: Stop! Please!

-Stop, daddy! Stop!
-Everett: You are not
taking my daughter away!

-Just stop, daddy! Stop!
-Everett. Calm...

(grunts)

Get out of this house
right now!

Get out, get out!

I don't wanna do this anymore.

It's okay, baby,
you did great.

I think we're through here.

-So, when you say
everett snapped...
-I mean, lost it.

Like, punching a guy
in front of a crying child.

Wild with rage. It was ugly.

Penny chased him off
with a butcher's knife.

Why wouldn't they
report that to the police?

Everett being violent
would've made their
custody case for them.

No idea.

Anna didn't provide
her mother with the
most solid alibi.

I'll see if anyone can
place penny
near the crime scene.

(screaming)

(panting)

Liv: Great. Ptsd.

What's more relaxing
than a trip down
traumatic memory lane?

Exercise may be an
effective treatment for ptsd,

But what it really beats
is laying around,

Wallowing over the end of
my posthumous love life.

(breathing heavily)

And now i'm overwhelmed
with desire.

Called to the battlefield
and powerless to stop myself.

"free for all"?

So, it's last man standing,
huh?

(rock music playing)

(paintball gun firing)

(paintball gun firing)

(frustrated groan)

(paintball gun firing)

Liv: Hooah!

This is the tree the cst
said was the munitions
point of origin.

This is where they believed
the shooter was perched.

Fifty yards from this tree
is where everett's body
was found.

This is where i found
the shell casing,

20 yards closer to everett
than the cst thought.

To have shot from there,
the killer would need to be
15 feet tall.

He should be easy to find
then, shouldn't he?

Or she.

Side note,

That trophy you won in your
last man standing competition
is ill-gotten gains.

I'm guessing you were
the only participant

Digesting the brains
of a highly-decorated soldier.

If i'm stuck with his ptsd,
i should at least get
a trophy out of it.

You're remembering traumas.

Do you remember
anything more of your own?

After the boat party
when you woke up
in a body bag,

How did you know
you were a zombie?

The craving brains
didn't really speak
to werewolf.

-So you immediately
craved brains?
-Yeah.

Immediately.

I identified myself
as a doctor

And refused medical treatment.

As i was leaving,
i found a corpse on the shore.

His skull was already
cracked open.

Some other zombie likely
got the frontal lobe,

But there was some temporal
lobe just hanging there
like fruit on a tree.

-My first zombie meal.
-(phone vibrating)

-(disconnects)
-(exhales)

(slams phone on table)

Can i ask...

If you hadn't been able
to get a job with access
to a pre-killed brain supply,

What would you have done
to feed yourself?

I wouldn't have had
the brains of murdered
homeless teens

Delivered to my house
like pizza.

Lowell didn't know.

Then he didn't want to know.

But you believe in his
position you would have?

I mean...
What a luxury to not
have to know for sure.

Clive: Dr. C,

Mind if i take
your assistant
on a field trip?

I'd sign her permission slip,
but my hands are
covered in viscera.

Sergeant adams was under
the care of a shrink
at the va hospital.

She advised her patients
to keep a journal.

Let's go find that journal.

(rock music playing)

Hey, how's it going?
So, a buddy of mine
works out here.

And the dude is just yoked.

That's where i wanna get,
and i hear this place
can make it happen.

It's your lucky day.

I happen to have some time.

I'm looking for
cutting edge,
out of the box,

Whatever it takes,
no matter how crazy
it sounds type stuff.

I think i'm
just the trainer for you.

There's no quick fixes here.

Supplements are a very
small piece of the puzzle.

I need to know you're
ready to do the work.

I'm ready to work.

'cause without the work,
the creatine or nitric oxide's
not gonna do it.

Actually, uh...

I was thinking
something a little more
hard core.

What?

Arnolds? Tren?

I saw this blog
that said if you eat brains,

The pituitary gland has
this amino acid in it.

Makes your
growth hormones
go off the chart.

You mean, brains?

From people?

That's what i read.

And you're up for that?

Well, like i said,
i'll do anything.

You'll eat human brains

To get bigger muscles?

I am open to that
as an option.

That's good to know.

Found it.

I guess everett wasn't
big on journaling.

This is all he wrote.

"one is less than many."

I think i got that
in a fortune cookie once.

It's a sniper mantra.

Everett's job
was to kill people.

That phrase is how he
kept a clear conscience.

By killing one person,
he could save
a lot more lives.

Do you know many snipers?

Just one.

(metal clanging)

Harris! What are you doing?

(gasps)

Is that a good
thousand-yard stare or
a bad thousand-yard stare?

It's not good.

Clive: We talked
to your school.

The guidance counselor
had these sketches on file

That your art teacher
had handed over.

According to your
school records,
you've had a rough year.

Anger issues.
Verbal outbursts.

At the time everett was shot,
your paintball team
had just split up.

Was there anyone who
could account for you,

Just before the body
was discovered?

Make no mistake, harris.

We're gonna catch
whoever did this.

Not if i do first.

He's a messed up kid.

But losing your mom, brother,
and male role model in
the span of a year

Will do that to you.

You think he
pulled the trigger?

All those drawings?
He did them before everett
asked to be his big brother.

His grades and
attendance were actually
on the upswing.

Got a hit on that search
you had me run,
detective.

Thanks.

You have time to pay penny
and sean's neighbor a visit?

(doorbell rings)

Penny took a big step up
the social ladder when
she married sean.

From an enlisted soldier's
quarters to a mini-mansion
in salish ridge.

You folks miss the sign?

I'm detective babineaux and
this is medical examiner moore
with the seattle pd.

You filed a noise complaint
against your neighbors?

It's about time someone
followed up.

If you don't believe me,
the noise is only
the half of it.

Ever since i filed
that complaint, it's like
my place is possessed.

I've got lights that go on
in the middle of the night.

I've got sprinklers that go
off on the wrong days,
with me paying the fines.

You think
that was the taylors?

I guess i picked
the wrong people to take
to small claims court

Over my broken mailbox
and my ruined lawn.

You know, him working
with all that high tech
wizard dweeb stuff.

But after her ex fishtailed
out of there and skidded
across onto my property,

I hear this commotion.

I see penny chasing him
out of the house
with a butcher knife.

He slams the gas,
backs out of there
like a bat outta hell

And she's screaming
at the top of her lungs
that she's gonna kill him.

(soft folk music playing)

(knocking at door)

I'd like you to go.

I know you're upset but
i'm being real clear here.
You need to leave.

For you.

It's michael kenny.

He was interred yesterday
at evergreen memorial.

You dug up a grave?

I'm sorry.
I'm sure that was awful.

It was okay, compared
to watching the funeral.

He was an english teacher

And all these kids he taught
were there.

His daughter read his favorite
shakespeare sonnet.

His poor wife was
in hell on earth.

And i, um...

I threw up, actually,
um, because

I thought about
all the brains i've had

And every last
one of them was...

I mean, liv, we...
We eat people.

We eat people.

I know.

And i wanted you to know
that i get it.

I was a coward,
i didn't want to know
where my...

I should've tried to,
er, um...

Now, blaine killed those kids
and i ate those brains.

And i, i...

I'm sorry. I'm... I'm...

I'm so sorry.

(softly)
i know.

(soft indie music playing)

So, this freebie's
doing the whole,

"i wanna be big, zoltar,
i'll do whatever it takes"
bit.

C'mon, knock out two more.

Anyway, i'm thinking he
wants me to hook him up
with some juice, right?

But check it.

The guy tells me he wants
to get some human brains.

Right?

Total head case.

You got his info?

No, i'm serious.
I think blaine scratched me
because he's into my music.

-He keeps asking
when we're going to jam.
-(chuckles)

You never know. He could
be zombie mccartney to
your zombie lennon.

What i know is,
another year
on his meal plan

And my trust fund
will be zombie tapped.

How does it work,
anyway?

Well, in my case it
involved a father

Who had the good fortune
to inherit a coal mine.

Not your trust fund.
Blaine's service.

Oh.

They send a menu.

Changes every few weeks.

"motor cortex asada,
basil parietal terrine,

"cerebellum sashimi..."

For god's sake,
cerebellum sashimi is people.

Hard to overlook,
no matter what it's called
or how it's prepared.

This menu is
homeless teenagers
who blaine kills

In cold blood for profit.

Blaine has to die.

I'm gonna kill him.

Yeah, fantastic. All right.
Yeah, i'm looking
forward to it.

(disconnects)

Blaine's coming around
to my place tomorrow night.

To jam.

You sure
you're up for this?

I'm running on
elite soldier brains.

You're the one who has to
stand next to the guy.

Well, i could not possibly
be more terrified,

But i'm hoping that
knowing you're watching
will make me nut up.

I'm always better
with an audience.

I probably shouldn't say this
to the woman
i'm in love with but,

I'm a weenie.

-(chuckles)
-i'm one of those
guitar players who

Avoids any activity
that may hurt his fingers.

I'm not the man who jumps
in the line of fire.

But, um...

That's the kind of man
you deserve so...

I'll do my best.

You're not a weenie.
You jump out of planes.

Remember that when
you're looking through
the scope of that rifle

At the puddle of urine
forming at my feet.

So, we're really doing this?

It was transcendent.

These demos filled in
gaps about kurt cobain
i didn't even know existed.

It showed his musical
progression from
fecal matter to nirvana.

Fecal matter was
his first band, you guys.

Fecal matter?

That's, like, uh,
poo, right?

Yes, luta. It's like poo.

So, uh,
what's with the get-up?

My lunch with
lawrence kaiser
is today.

And it's not a "get-up."
i am a sartorial chameleon.

Indie rock scene,
country club.
I fit in everywhere.

(phone ringing)

There's our zombie
powerbroker now.

Oh, and julien...

Go ahead and take care
of our little gym rat problem.

I'd do it myself, but
lowell tracey's invited me

To preview the new
pocket dial album.

Who?

You need to listen to
something other than
bob seger, my man.

Mr. Kaiser? I didn't think
i'd be sharing the ride
to lunch with you.

You're not.

Here's where things stand.

I'm tired of your brains.

These visions from
runaways and junkies

Are worse than depressing.

They're boring.

I want better.

And i see an opportunity here.

For the both of us.

My whole life
i wanted one thing.

To be an astronaut.

You know why i couldn't?

Low distance vision acuity.

Did i quit? No.

I worked. Hard.

I made my fortune

And i bought myself a ticket
on the first commercial flight
into space.

And do you know
what happened then?

What?

You. You happened.

Two days after i passed my
zero-gravity training,

You and that disgusting
fingernail of yours
ruined my life.

I can't exactly
pass a physical as
a zombie, now can i?

But i will know what it's
like to be out there
among the stars.

And you're going to help me.

And how am i doing that?

You're going to get me
the brain of alan york.

Alan york? The astronaut?

One of the first men to
walk on the moon.

I want to eat his brain.

I think he's still using it.

Like that's ever
stopped you before.

Somehow, i suspect
he'll be a lot slower than
the average teenage junkie.

How the hell am i
getting to alan york?

I think all i'm tasked
with here is pointing out
what i want

And then writing
you a check.

So, why don't you
just tell me,

What amount am i
writing on it? Hmm?

(sniffs)

Liv: What're you doing?

(clatters)

What? Nothing. Just...

Uh. When did you get in?

Everett's brains came
with stealth mode.

I believe i have some
happy news.

Uh...
(chuckles)

Zombieism doesn't appear
able to jump across species.

When was that even a question?

When the zombie rat bit me.

You had more than
enough on your plate.
I didn't want to worry you.

Next time worry me.

We're in this together.
I've got your six, ravi.

Roger that, soldier.

Do you have time
to look at a couple of
youtube videos?

Of failed twerking tutorials?

Yes.

But no one lipsyncing
to frozen.

After the taylors' neighbor
accused sean of messing with
the systems in his house,

I did some digging on
sean's company, remoticon.

Among their clients?
Ufreighteze.

Watch this.

(soft jingle playing)

(child crying)

Woman:
It's okay, sweetie.

Announcer:
America's favorite
online retailer

Is going to institute
same-day delivery
using drones.

Woman:
Ufreighteze sky.

Because you need it now.

Liv: And this
informs our case how?

Remoticon is supplying
ufreighteze

With the drone
guidance system.

Are you picking up
what i'm putting down?

Surely you
can't be suggesting...

Oh, yeah, i am.
Check this video out.

You can find them all
over the internet.

-(gunshot)
-(explosion)

And i am officially never
going outside ever again.

That's why you found
the shell casing
where you did.

The drone was 15 feet
off the ground.

Halfway along what
the csi guys told us
was the trajectory.

That yuppie sack of crap
sat in his corporate meeting

And murdered everett
from his tablet.

Man over phone:
How soon will you be here?

We're aiming to be out there
in a couple weeks.

I busted my ass
to get this promotion.

I'm going to enjoy
a little r&r

Before i get back
in the thick of it.

We're so pleased
your circumstances changed,

Chief digital officer.

I'm gonna have to
call you back.

Penny?

(camera clicking)

-What're you...
-Clive: Mr. Taylor.

Our computer forensics experts
have a question about

3d printer schematics
for a .38 caliber handgun

Mounted on a ufreighteze drone
they found on your laptop.

We have a search warrant,
by the way.

Penny gave us your passwords.

Said you had
nothing to hide.

Penny: What the hell
did you do, sean?

He was anna's father.

(grunting)

Nerds.

-This'll be easier on
you if you don't move.
-(yelping)

Sean taylor,

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say or do
can and will be used
against you in a court of law.

Liv: There are monsters
in this world.

People who do
unspeakable things.

When i graduated med school,
i took an oath

To consecrate my life to
the service of humanity,

To respect and value
the lives of all persons.

But now that i'm half-dead,

I can see that some life
is like a virus.

One that can't be
allowed to spread.

(flipping switch)

-(grunting)
-(retching)

Oh, ho.

Argh!

You're gonna tell me who
you've told about brains.

(grunting)

Then this will all be over.

(panting)

Okay, pretty boy.
I'm gonna ask you
one more time.

Who have you
told about the brains?

(grunting)

Now, answer me straight,

Or i'm gonna take you
on a guided tour
through a world of pain.

I don't know anything!

(clicks tongue) ahh.

Then i guess it's all
aboard the pain train.

First stop,

Hand francisco.

(screaming)

(moaning)

(grunts)

(exhales)

(gunshots)

(grunting)

(gagging)

(screaming)

(gunshot)

(empty gun clicking)

Cheers again for
the prime cuts.

I figured an occasion
like this called for
something special.

To old clients...

And new friends.

You limeys sure can put
it away, can't you?

Dammit, move.

(inaudible)

Everything okay, amigo?

Ah... Just getting
a bit toasty is all.

Um... I'm just
gonna move this.

-Better?
-It's all good.

(inaudible)

Do it.

Do it.

Liv: I said some life
is like a virus.

But if you kill a virus,
you're a doctor.

If you kill a person...

If i kill this person,
i know who i'll be.

I'll be a killer.

I'll be him.

Blaine: You really
gotta get down
to the cobain exhibit.

Hell, i'll go again
if you're up for it.

You know, i purchased
a kurt cobain jaguar
from a collector

With my first advance money.

-You're kidding me?
-Fancy a go?

I would literally
never forgive myself
if i said no.

Wait right there.

(chuckles)

(cell phone vibrating)

(sighs)

Where is he?

(stuttering)
i'm sorry, i didn't even
know who to call.

I have no idea who i even...

Hey, you need to
pull it together.

If you shot an armed intruder,
this is going to get hairy.

But you didn't
do anything wrong.

I killed a man.

Show me.

Here?

You know,
he collapsed right here.

(stammering)
no, i shot him.
I shot him three times.

When people are shot
multiple times in the chest,

They tend to bleed.

And he threw a freaking
sledgehammer at me. Look!

I can't know if that mark
was or wasn't there
before tonight.

I'm telling you it wasn't!

He must've just
gone out the window, but...

He was dead.

Hey, man, i'm...
I'm telling you, all right?

I got him right here.

Three times.

Major, i gotta ask...

Have you been taking
any medications?

No.

Have you stopped taking any?

(faintly)
what?

Behold.

Look, i gotta go.

(clears throat)

Wow.

This is unreal.
(chuckles)

(phone vibrating)

(starts strumming)

(phone ringing)

Get comfortable, kid.

(grunts)
ugh.

Say good night, gracie.

(phone ringing)

Seen that look before.
Where'd that trip take you?

Looked like bonnaroo.

(phone continues ringing)

Hey. How'd it go?

What? That's unacceptable.

What the hell happened?

No, no.
You stay right where you are.

(mouthing)

No.

Blaine: You stay
where you are. I'm en route.
(hangs up)

Hey, man.
Sorry, i gotta go.
Work emergency.

Look, if you wanna
go to that exhibit,
you just gotta...

You're a lousy host.

(gunshot)

(screaming)

(whimpering)