Young & Hungry (2014–…): Season 2, Episode 12 - Young & Back to Normal - full transcript
To make sure Josh is cool with Gabi going on a date with her cute neighbor, she sets him up with a pretty girl named Sarah.
OKAY, MY "DAYS OF THE WEEK"
UNDIES ARE DONE,
BUT YOUR BRA
IS STILL OUT THERE DRYING.
STILL? THERE'S NOT
MUCH THERE TO DRY.
-(laughs)
-IT'S NOT FUNNY.
HEY, WAIT, WHERE'S FRIDAY?
-NO, TODAY'S SATURDAY.
-(knocking on door)
HELLO. HO-OH!
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY.
YEAH, THEY FELL ON MY CAR.
WOW. YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT THE CRAZIEST PLACE
THAT PAIR HAS LANDED.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE
ABOUT THAT. I'M TYLER.
-I'M GABI.
-I'M SOFIA.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
I DO NOT.
NEITHER DO I...
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
IN SAN FRANCISCO.
ESPECIALLY WITH THIS HAIR.
-IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
-WELL, SINCE I'VE ALREADY
SEEN YOUR UNDERWEAR,
I THINK IT'S ONLY RIGHT
THAT I BUY YOU DINNER.
OH. YEAH.
I MEAN, NO. WAIT!
MAYBE.
IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED.
WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
WAIT, SO YOU DO
HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
NO, I HAVE A BOSS.
(laughs)
AND YOU KNOW HOW
WHEN YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE
AND YOUR BOSS ISN'T,
-IT CAN BE KIND OF AWKWARD?
-NOT REALLY.
CAN YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
-I KIND OF HAVE--
-STAY HERE. HERE.
OOH, A MUFFIN.
GABI, WHY ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT JOSH?
YOUR PANTIES FLEW TO THAT GUY.
TRUST THEIR WISDOM.
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT I JUST STARTED
GOING BACK TO WORK AT JOSH'S,
AND I'M AFRAID
IT'S JUST SO DELICATE
THAT IF I START DATING SOMEONE,
IT COULD BE KINDA WEIRD.
YEAH, WELL, THEN JUST
DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AT WORK.
THAT HAD NEVER
OCCURRED TO ME.
UH, TYLER, HI.
I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
-WHEN?
-UM...
-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
-BLACK.
WEDNESDAY IT IS.
(theme music plays)
♪ SHE IN THE SPOTLIGHT ♪
♪ AND SHE TURN HER HEAD ♪
♪ SHE RUN A RED LIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE SHE BAD LIKE THAT ♪
♪ I LIKE THAT OOH, BABY,
OOH, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, I LIKE THAT
OOH, BABY, OOH, BABY ♪
GABI, YOU'RE AWFULLY
QUIET THIS MORNING.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY
NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
-NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT?
-I MET THE CUTEST GUY!
HE SHOWED UP RIGHT AT MY DOOR
LOOKING FOR THE OWNER
OF MY UNDERWEAR.
IT'S LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
GOOD MORNING.
AND HERE COMES
YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER.
WHICH MAKES YOU WHAT,
THE UGLY STEPSISTER?
SO TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THIS GUY.
OKAY. HE'S IN A BAND,
AND HE PLAYS THE STICKS.
WHICH MEANS
HE PLAYS THE DRUMS.
IT IS SO SEXY WHEN SOME GUY
JUST PLAYS THE--
WOW! WHEN YOU WALK IN,
GABI SHUTS UP.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
TEACH ME!
WELL, IT'S EASY.
ALL YOU DO IS CATCH HER
WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT A GUY.
(gasps) I WAS NOT
TALKING ABOUT A GUY.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANIMAL
FROM THE MUPPETS .
YEAH. HE PLAYS THE DRUMS.
YOLANDA THOUGHT HE PLAYED
THE GUITAR, WHICH IS WHY--
GABI.
IT'S OKAY TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE.
REALLY? IT DOESN'T
MAKE YOU FEEL WEIRD?
YOU'RE NOT UNCOMFORTABLE?
YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT
TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE
'CAUSE SECRETLY
YOU'RE DYING INSIDE?
GABI, I PROMISE YOU.
I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.
HE'S SO NOT COOL WITH IT.
GABI, I THOUGHT WE TALKED
ABOUT YOU NOT TALKING
ABOUT IT AT WORK.
WE DID. AND I FAILED.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS
IS I REALIZED ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS SET UP JOSH.
AND THE BAD NEWS IS THAT'S
THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER.
NO. SOFIA, HE'S NOT GONNA
BE COOL WITH ME DATING TYLER
UNLESS HE'S DATING SOMEBODY TOO.
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
WELL, BECAUSE MY BRAIN RUNS
ON KNOWLEDGE, NOT FUNYUN DUST.
HEY, DO YOU THINK
JOSH WOULD BE
INTO YOUR PRETTY
FRIEND DEE DEE?
S-T-DEE-DEE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, WHAT ABOUT... NO.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT... NO.
WHAT ABOUT...
(gasps)
(whispering) HER.
HEY, PRETTY GIRL.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
-SARAH.
-OH, SARAH.
SARAH. SEXY NAME.
YOU SINGLE?
LOOK, I'M FLATTERED,
BUT I'M NOT INTO GIRLS.
OH, OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR HIM.
HIS NAME IS JOSH, HE'S 30,
SEXY AND SUPER SUCCESSFUL.
OH. WELL, IF HE'S SO GREAT,
WHY DON'T YOU DATE HIM?
BECAUSE HE'S MY BOSS,
AND THAT WOULD BE
SUPER UNPROFESSIONAL.
-HE DOES HAVE A CUTE SMILE.
-YEAH.
-LOOKS EVEN CUTER
IN HIS PORSCHE.
-WOW.
ALAN, CALM DOWN!
SO YOUR DRAG QUEEN
BINGO HOST DROPPED OUT,
AND YOU NEED TO FIND A MAN
DRESSED AS A WOMAN.
NO, I WILL NOT DO IT.
I KNOW YOU CALL ME
YOUR ASIAN PRINCESS,
BUT THAT'S JUST FOR THE BEDROOM!
(door opens)
STEP AWAY
FROM THE FUDGEY CAKES!
WE WILL FIND YOU
ANOTHER BINGO HOST,
I PROMISE. BYE!
DID I HEAR YOU SAY
YOU NEED A BINGO HOST?
BECAUSE I CALL BINGO AT CHURCH,
AND I'M DAMN GOOD AT IT.
TRUST ME, YOLANDA.
THIS IS NOT THE GIG FOR YOU.
OH, COME ON!
I GOT A WHOLE SHTICK.
I GRAB A BALL AND I CALL OUT,
"I-8... A WHOLE PIZZA, Y'ALL."
IT KILLED THE REVEREND.
IT'S OKAY,
HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
SORRY, YOLANDA,
BUT THE ANSWER'S NO.
OH, COME ON.
WHY CAN'T I DO IT?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A--
YOU KNOW WHAT? SPIN.
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO PULL THIS OFF.
(laughs)
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!
THANKS, ELLIOT, OH!
YOU THE MAN!
NO, YOU ARE.
NEVER FEAR,
LUNCH IS HERE.
OKAY. WE'VE GOT A FORK,
A KNIFE, A SPOON,
AND A SARAH.
-WHAT'S A SARAH?
-THIS.
SHE LIVES IN MY BUILDING,
SHE'S SUPER CUTE,
SHE'S A PARALEGAL,
SHE DOES PILATES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SO YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVEN'T
DATED ANYBODY IN A WHILE?
BY CHOICE.
MY CHOICE, NOT THEIRS.
-WELL, MY CHOICE IS SARAH.
-NO, THANK YOU.
GABI, I CAN GET
A GIRL ON MY OWN.
I'M ME.
BUT IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING
FOR ME-YOU-SARAH-EVERYONE.
LOOK, I JUST FEEL LIKE
AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
-YOU KNOW, ALL THAT "STURFF"...
-GABI, "ENURF."
I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
IF I'M DATING SOMEONE
AND YOU'RE NOT
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
SET IT UP.
BETTER YET, WHY DON'T
WE ALL GO OUT TOGETHER.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
ME, SARAH, YOU, ANIMAL.
GREAT!
OKAY, OH, UH,
BUT CAN WE DO IT TONIGHT?
BECAUSE TODAY IS WEDNESDAY,
AND I MADE A REALLY
CUTE UNDERWEAR JOKE.
SO, UH, GABI TELLS ME THAT
YOU'RE THE DRUMMER IN A BAND.
-THAT'S AWESOME.
-YEAH. WE'RE ONE HIT
FROM MAKING IT BIG.
THAT'S THE NAME OF OUR BAND,
"ONE HIT FROM MAKING IT BIG."
HAVE YOU HEARD
ANY OF THEIR MUSIC?
NO, BUT I HEARD HIM
TAPPING ON THE TABLE.
HE'S VERY TALENTED.
(laughs)
SO, UH, SARAH, DO YOU WANT
TO HELP ME WITH DESSERT?
IF THAT'S CODE FOR
"LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BOYS,"
HELL YEAH.
-OKAY.
-THANK YOU.
GABI MENTIONED YOU MET,
UH, AT HER PLACE.
DO YOU LIVE NEARBY?
-ONLY ON TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAYS.
-WHAT?
YEAH, WELL,
MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS
IS STREET CLEANING
AND WEEKENDS I FIND IT BEST
TO PARK OUTSIDE THE CITY.
BECAUSE... YOU LIVE...
IN YOUR CAR?
(laughs) YUP.
I RE-JIGGERED THE SEAT
SO I ALMOST HAVE A FULL RECLINE.
AND I GOT A PIA COLADA
AIR FRESHENER, SO IT'S
LIKE I'M ALWAYS ON VACATION.
(laughs) SWEET.
HEY, GIVE ME A SECOND.
-TYLER IS HOMELESS.
-WHAT?
I SHOULDN'T SAY HE'S HOMELESS.
HIS CAR IS HIS HOME,
LIKE A TURTLE.
-OKAY, WHERE
IS THIS COMING FROM?
-HE TOLD ME, PROUDLY.
-I GOT IT STRAIGHT
FROM THE TURTLE'S MOUTH.
-I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
-HEY, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
-OH, IT'S JUST RIGHT
DOWN THE HALL.
OH! I LOVE BATHROOMS I DON'T
NEED A QUARTER TO GET INTO.
HEY, IS IT COOL
IF I HAND-WASH
MY SHIRT IN THERE?
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M COOL.
OKAY, THAT DOESN'T
PROVE HE'S HOMELESS.
OH, THE REASON I'M ASKING
IS 'CAUSE I LIVE IN MY CAR.
OKAY, THAT DOES.
HEY, Y'ALL. CHECK OUT MY NEW
DRESS FOR HOSTING BINGO NIGHT.
(laughs) IT'S GONNA
SHOW OFF ALL MY CURVES.
OOH! AND MAYBE
A LITTLE SIDEBOOB TOO.
-NICE.
-NOT REALLY.
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING FLASHIER?
IT'S A BAR!
SOMETHING SPARKLY,
THAT ACCENTUATES
YOUR BROAD SEXY SHOULDERS
AND YOUR STRONG,
SHAPELY LEGS.
-YEAH! THIS AIN'T CHURCH BINGO.
-TESTIFY!
BUT IF I'M GONNA
BE SHOWING ALL THAT SKIN,
I GOTTA GO GET WAXED.
DON'T BOTHER.
-GOOD MORNING, JOSH.
-OH, HEY.
HOW'D YOUR NIGHT GO
LAST NIGHT WITH TYLER?
DID YOU GUYS USE PROTECTION?
YOU KNOW, SEAT BELTS?
OH, ARE THOSE THE KIND
OF JOKES YOU USE ON SARAH?
HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YA?
SOMETHING TELLS ME
I'M GONNA SEE HER AGAIN.
-MORNING.
-TOLD YA.
HI, SARAH.
I HAD A GREAT NIGHT
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT.
-ME TOO.
-CALL YA LATER?
CAN'T WAIT.
GABI, THANKS
FOR THE AWESOME SETUP.
I'M JUST SO RELIEVED.
THERE ARE SO MANY WEIRDOS
IN THIS CITY.
YEP, THERE'S ONE PARKED
ON EVERY CORNER.
I THINK I LEFT
MY KEYS UPSTAIRS.
SARAH, I FOUND YOUR--
JAR OF TEETH?
REALLY, REALLY CREEPY
JAR OF TEETH!
WHAT THE HELL?
Sarah: I KNOW I MUST HAVE
PUT THEM UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
UH, MAYBE YOU WANNA...
CHECK YOUR PURSE?
HM... LET'S SEE...
(mutters) OH!
HERE THEY ARE. AH!
DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN SOMETHING IS RIGHT IN FRONT
OF YOU AND YOU CAN'T SEE IT?
NO, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
OKAY, WELL, SEE YOU
BACK AT THE APARTMENT.
NOT IF I LOCK MY DOOR.
JOSH, JOSH, JOSH, JOSH!
I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED SARAH'S
PURSE OVER, AND YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE WHAT CAME OUT!
-A JAR OF TEETH.
-WHAT?
A JAR OF TEETH!
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL.
THERE WAS ALSO A SILVER POINTY
THING, AND A PULLY THING,
AND A CLAMPY THING,
AND I THINK SHE USES THEM
(whispers) FOR BAD THINGS.
OKAY, GABI, CALM DOWN.
I'M NOT YOU SAW WHAT YOU SAW--
THERE WAS A SAW TOO!
YOU HAVE TO STOP DATING HER.
(laughs)
OH, GABI, I SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT
I'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE
IF YOU WERE DATING SOMEBODY
AND I WASN'T?
-Z-Z-Z-OOP.
-NO.
NO. THAT IS NOT
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, OKAY?
SHE'S SICK.
SHE COULD BE DANGEROUS.
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
I JUST THINK IT'S
A LITTLE UNCONSCIOUS.
YEAH? WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A CAGE
YELLING, "HELP ME!"
BUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TEETH,
IT'S GONNA COME OUT,
"MELP ME!
"MELP ME!
MELP ME!"
I DROPPED HER PURSE
ON THE GROUND,
AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,
"OH, NO, I HOPE
I DIDN'T BREAK HER PHONE."
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO,
I FOUND A JAR OF TEETH!"
REALLY, GABI?
OR IS THIS LIKE THE TIME
YOU THOUGHT THAT POLICE HORSE
WINKED AT YOU?
NO! OKAY? I SAW THEM.
I HELD THEM IN MY HANDS.
WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE
TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME?
-YOU DON'T HAVE
TO PROVE IT TO ME.
-YES, YES!
-I HAVE TO PROVE IT.
-I'M NOT GONNA HELP--
AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME!
SARAH, HI. CAN YOU HELP ME?
I LOST MY DOG.
YOU HAVE A DOG? I DIDN'T
THINK THEY LET US HAVE PETS.
RIGHT. UH...
IT'S A FRIEND'S DOG...
RYAN GOSLING.
YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH RYAN GOSLING?
NO, NO. NO, THAT'S
THE NAME OF THE DOG.
I THINK I JUST SAW HIM!
UM, CAN YOU PLEASE COME HELP?
-RYAN GOSLING!
COME HERE, BOY!
-RYAN!
OKAY. IF I WERE A CREEPY JAR
OF TEETH, WHERE WOULD I BE?
Sofia: RYAN GOSLING!
RYAN GOSLING!
(moans, gasps)
A-HA!
OH, NO, THESE ARE TIC-TACS.
Sarah: I'M SORRY,
GOOD LUCK FINDING RYAN GOSLING.
JOSH!
OH, MY GOD.
(whimpers)
I'M SO SCARED.
I'M SO SCARED.
HI, I'M CALLING
ABOUT YOUR AD ON CRAIGSLIST.
DO YOU STILL
HAVE THE ELECTRIC SAW?
OH, GOOD.
DOES IT CUT THROUGH BONE?
-(knocking on door)
-PERFECT. THANK YOU.
(whispering) PLEASE BE SOFIA.
PLEASE BE SOFIA. PLEASE BE...
-HEY.
-HEY.
I GOT YOUR TEXT
AND I JUMPED IN MY CAR.
THEN I GOT YOUR PHOTO
AND FORGOT HOW TO DRIVE.
(laughs)
HOW DOES A GLASS
OF WINE SOUND?
(whispering) LIKE YOU'RE
GONNA POISON HIM
AND STEAL HIS TEETH!
-SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
-THAT'S WHY
I ALREADY POURED ONE.
-REALLY?
-MM-HMM. (laughs)
(whispering) IT'S POISON!
DON'T DRINK IT!
DON'T DRINK IT, NO!
(shouting) DON'T DRINK IT!
DON'T DRINK IT! NO!
-GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU FREAK!
-GABI!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING IN MY APARTMENT?
-EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
-EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
YOU'RE THE ONE HIDING
IN MY CLOSET.
YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH A CLOSET FULL OF TEETH!
JOSH, LOOK! DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY?
WELL... Z-Z-Z-OOP!
-UH, SARAH?
-I CAN EXPLAIN.
I MAKE JEWELRY OUT OF TEETH
AND SELL IT ON ETSY.
HUH! YEAH,
LIKE THAT'S A THING.
-IT IS A THING.
-WELL, WHY ARE THERE ALL
THE NAMES ON THE JARS, SARAH?
-THEY'RE MY CUSTOMERS.
-WELL, JOSH IS NOT A CUSTOMER.
SO, EXPLAIN THAT.
I WAS MAKING HIM
A SURPRISE PAIR
OF CUFFLINKS.
(scoffs) YOU HEAR THAT, GABI?
SHE WAS MAKING ME
A SURPRISE PAIR OF...
TEETH CUFFLINKS.
WELL, SARAH, THERE'S
JUST ONE LITTLE HOLE
IN YOUR STORY.
A CAVITY, IF YOU WILL.
WHERE IS ALL OF THIS SO-CALLED
TEETH JEWELRY I AM HEARING
SO MUCH ABOUT?
OH. STORY CHECKS OUT.
MYSTERY EXPLAINED.
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE.
GOODBYE!
-I'M SO SORRY.
-IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
TEETH JEWELRY'S WEIRD.
OKAY, THANK GOD.
I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING,
BUT IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
I MEAN, I DON'T
EVEN WEAR IT MYSELF.
BUT THERE IS
A WHOLE MARKET FOR IT:
GOTHS, METALHEADS,
DENTAL HYGIENISTS.
REALLY? HM.
I GUESS THAT'S KINDA COOL.
WHERE DO YOU GET
THESE TEETH FROM?
-I BREAK INTO MORGUES.
-(laughs)
SHE BREAKS INTO--
YEP, TIME TO GO.
(all cheering)
THANK YOU!
DAMN! WORK IT, GIRL!
THANK YOU, BABY!
IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
-(all cheering)
-YOLANDA, YOU LOOK LIKE A QUEEN.
(applause, cheering)
DRAG QUEEN BINGO?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HELP ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE
THE ADAM'S APPLE
OF EVERYONE'S EYE, MISS YOLANDA!
-(cheering)
-OH, HELL NO.
WAIT, YOLANDA.
YOU WANT ME TO PULL BALLS?
THE FIRST BALLS
I'M GONNA PULL ARE YOURS!
-(all chanting) YOLANDA!
-LISTEN TO THEM, YOLANDA.
THEY LOVE YOU.
(chanting) YOLANDA! YOLANDA!
WELL, (laughs)
THEY ARE CHANTING MY NAME.
SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
(cheering)
-LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "HEY!"
-All: HEY!
THE FIRST BALL
OF THE NIGHT IS...
B-18.
IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS,
YOU BETTER BE 18!
-(all cheering)
-HEY!
HEY!
(cheering)
-MORGUES?
-MORGUES.
MAN, WE SURE CAN PICK 'EM.
-OH! WE?
-OKAY, FINE. ME.
LOOK...
GABI, YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT ALWAYS
GONNA BE DATING PEOPLE
AT THE SAME EXACT TIME.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET US BACK TO NORMAL.
-YOU KNOW, BEFORE ALL OF THAT...
-"STURFF"?
YEAH, "STURFF."
WELL, LOOK, SOMETIMES
"STURFF" HAPPENS.
AND WE GOTTA GET PAST THAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
WE HAVE GOING FOR US?
EVER SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING
FOR ME, OUR RELATIONSHIP'S
BEEN ANYTHING BUT NORMAL.
SO FOR US,
NORMAL IS WEIRD.
AND WEIRD IS NORMAL.
Both: Z-Z-Z-OOP.
FROM NOW ON, I THINK WE
SHOULD JUST EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
THE WEIRD IS WHAT
WE NEED TO EMBRACE.
-MORGUES!
-MORGUES!
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YA TOMORROW, WEIRDO.
OKAY, BYE, FREAK SHOW.
-SUP, BRO?
-(whispers) EMBRACING THE WEIRD.
-HEY, TYLER.
-HEY, YOU.
IT'S THURSDAY,
SO I WAS PARKED DOWNSTAIRS
AND I JUST COULDN'T GET
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE
OUT OF MY HEAD ALL DAY,
SO I THOUGHT I'D COME UP
AND SEE IT IN PERSON.
-YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM,
DON'T YOU?
-SO BAD.
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
OF THOSE MUFFINS?
(whispers)
EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
OH!
I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU.
BUT I GOTTA ADMIT,
THAT WAS FUN.
IT WAS A BIG SURPRISE,
BUT YOU TOOK IT LIKE A MAN.
YOU SURE DID.
YOU WERE AMAZING UP THERE.
-OH, I WAS? THANK YOU.
-MM-HMM.
-CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
-YOU CAN BUY ME TWO.
(both laugh)
SO I'M CLEAR, THIS GUY'S
FLIRTING WITH ME BECAUSE
HE THINKS I'M A MAN, RIGHT?
-BINGO!
-(chuckles)
(deep voice)
HI, I'M FRANK.
UNDIES ARE DONE,
BUT YOUR BRA
IS STILL OUT THERE DRYING.
STILL? THERE'S NOT
MUCH THERE TO DRY.
-(laughs)
-IT'S NOT FUNNY.
HEY, WAIT, WHERE'S FRIDAY?
-NO, TODAY'S SATURDAY.
-(knocking on door)
HELLO. HO-OH!
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY.
YEAH, THEY FELL ON MY CAR.
WOW. YOU KNOW, THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT THE CRAZIEST PLACE
THAT PAIR HAS LANDED.
I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE
ABOUT THAT. I'M TYLER.
-I'M GABI.
-I'M SOFIA.
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.
I DO NOT.
NEITHER DO I...
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
IN SAN FRANCISCO.
ESPECIALLY WITH THIS HAIR.
-IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
-WELL, SINCE I'VE ALREADY
SEEN YOUR UNDERWEAR,
I THINK IT'S ONLY RIGHT
THAT I BUY YOU DINNER.
OH. YEAH.
I MEAN, NO. WAIT!
MAYBE.
IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED.
WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
WAIT, SO YOU DO
HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
NO, I HAVE A BOSS.
(laughs)
AND YOU KNOW HOW
WHEN YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE
AND YOUR BOSS ISN'T,
-IT CAN BE KIND OF AWKWARD?
-NOT REALLY.
CAN YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
-I KIND OF HAVE--
-STAY HERE. HERE.
OOH, A MUFFIN.
GABI, WHY ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT JOSH?
YOUR PANTIES FLEW TO THAT GUY.
TRUST THEIR WISDOM.
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT I JUST STARTED
GOING BACK TO WORK AT JOSH'S,
AND I'M AFRAID
IT'S JUST SO DELICATE
THAT IF I START DATING SOMEONE,
IT COULD BE KINDA WEIRD.
YEAH, WELL, THEN JUST
DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AT WORK.
THAT HAD NEVER
OCCURRED TO ME.
UH, TYLER, HI.
I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
-WHEN?
-UM...
-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
-BLACK.
WEDNESDAY IT IS.
(theme music plays)
♪ SHE IN THE SPOTLIGHT ♪
♪ AND SHE TURN HER HEAD ♪
♪ SHE RUN A RED LIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE SHE BAD LIKE THAT ♪
♪ I LIKE THAT OOH, BABY,
OOH, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, I LIKE THAT
OOH, BABY, OOH, BABY ♪
GABI, YOU'RE AWFULLY
QUIET THIS MORNING.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY
NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.
-NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT?
-I MET THE CUTEST GUY!
HE SHOWED UP RIGHT AT MY DOOR
LOOKING FOR THE OWNER
OF MY UNDERWEAR.
IT'S LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
GOOD MORNING.
AND HERE COMES
YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER.
WHICH MAKES YOU WHAT,
THE UGLY STEPSISTER?
SO TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THIS GUY.
OKAY. HE'S IN A BAND,
AND HE PLAYS THE STICKS.
WHICH MEANS
HE PLAYS THE DRUMS.
IT IS SO SEXY WHEN SOME GUY
JUST PLAYS THE--
WOW! WHEN YOU WALK IN,
GABI SHUTS UP.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
TEACH ME!
WELL, IT'S EASY.
ALL YOU DO IS CATCH HER
WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT A GUY.
(gasps) I WAS NOT
TALKING ABOUT A GUY.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT ANIMAL
FROM THE MUPPETS .
YEAH. HE PLAYS THE DRUMS.
YOLANDA THOUGHT HE PLAYED
THE GUITAR, WHICH IS WHY--
GABI.
IT'S OKAY TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR DATING LIFE.
REALLY? IT DOESN'T
MAKE YOU FEEL WEIRD?
YOU'RE NOT UNCOMFORTABLE?
YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT
TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE
'CAUSE SECRETLY
YOU'RE DYING INSIDE?
GABI, I PROMISE YOU.
I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT.
HE'S SO NOT COOL WITH IT.
GABI, I THOUGHT WE TALKED
ABOUT YOU NOT TALKING
ABOUT IT AT WORK.
WE DID. AND I FAILED.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS
IS I REALIZED ALL I HAVE
TO DO IS SET UP JOSH.
AND THE BAD NEWS IS THAT'S
THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER.
NO. SOFIA, HE'S NOT GONNA
BE COOL WITH ME DATING TYLER
UNLESS HE'S DATING SOMEBODY TOO.
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
WELL, BECAUSE MY BRAIN RUNS
ON KNOWLEDGE, NOT FUNYUN DUST.
HEY, DO YOU THINK
JOSH WOULD BE
INTO YOUR PRETTY
FRIEND DEE DEE?
S-T-DEE-DEE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, WHAT ABOUT... NO.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT... NO.
WHAT ABOUT...
(gasps)
(whispering) HER.
HEY, PRETTY GIRL.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
-SARAH.
-OH, SARAH.
SARAH. SEXY NAME.
YOU SINGLE?
LOOK, I'M FLATTERED,
BUT I'M NOT INTO GIRLS.
OH, OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR HIM.
HIS NAME IS JOSH, HE'S 30,
SEXY AND SUPER SUCCESSFUL.
OH. WELL, IF HE'S SO GREAT,
WHY DON'T YOU DATE HIM?
BECAUSE HE'S MY BOSS,
AND THAT WOULD BE
SUPER UNPROFESSIONAL.
-HE DOES HAVE A CUTE SMILE.
-YEAH.
-LOOKS EVEN CUTER
IN HIS PORSCHE.
-WOW.
ALAN, CALM DOWN!
SO YOUR DRAG QUEEN
BINGO HOST DROPPED OUT,
AND YOU NEED TO FIND A MAN
DRESSED AS A WOMAN.
NO, I WILL NOT DO IT.
I KNOW YOU CALL ME
YOUR ASIAN PRINCESS,
BUT THAT'S JUST FOR THE BEDROOM!
(door opens)
STEP AWAY
FROM THE FUDGEY CAKES!
WE WILL FIND YOU
ANOTHER BINGO HOST,
I PROMISE. BYE!
DID I HEAR YOU SAY
YOU NEED A BINGO HOST?
BECAUSE I CALL BINGO AT CHURCH,
AND I'M DAMN GOOD AT IT.
TRUST ME, YOLANDA.
THIS IS NOT THE GIG FOR YOU.
OH, COME ON!
I GOT A WHOLE SHTICK.
I GRAB A BALL AND I CALL OUT,
"I-8... A WHOLE PIZZA, Y'ALL."
IT KILLED THE REVEREND.
IT'S OKAY,
HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
SORRY, YOLANDA,
BUT THE ANSWER'S NO.
OH, COME ON.
WHY CAN'T I DO IT?
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A--
YOU KNOW WHAT? SPIN.
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO PULL THIS OFF.
(laughs)
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!
THANKS, ELLIOT, OH!
YOU THE MAN!
NO, YOU ARE.
NEVER FEAR,
LUNCH IS HERE.
OKAY. WE'VE GOT A FORK,
A KNIFE, A SPOON,
AND A SARAH.
-WHAT'S A SARAH?
-THIS.
SHE LIVES IN MY BUILDING,
SHE'S SUPER CUTE,
SHE'S A PARALEGAL,
SHE DOES PILATES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SO YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVEN'T
DATED ANYBODY IN A WHILE?
BY CHOICE.
MY CHOICE, NOT THEIRS.
-WELL, MY CHOICE IS SARAH.
-NO, THANK YOU.
GABI, I CAN GET
A GIRL ON MY OWN.
I'M ME.
BUT IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING
FOR ME-YOU-SARAH-EVERYONE.
LOOK, I JUST FEEL LIKE
AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
-YOU KNOW, ALL THAT "STURFF"...
-GABI, "ENURF."
I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
IF I'M DATING SOMEONE
AND YOU'RE NOT
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
SET IT UP.
BETTER YET, WHY DON'T
WE ALL GO OUT TOGETHER.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
ME, SARAH, YOU, ANIMAL.
GREAT!
OKAY, OH, UH,
BUT CAN WE DO IT TONIGHT?
BECAUSE TODAY IS WEDNESDAY,
AND I MADE A REALLY
CUTE UNDERWEAR JOKE.
SO, UH, GABI TELLS ME THAT
YOU'RE THE DRUMMER IN A BAND.
-THAT'S AWESOME.
-YEAH. WE'RE ONE HIT
FROM MAKING IT BIG.
THAT'S THE NAME OF OUR BAND,
"ONE HIT FROM MAKING IT BIG."
HAVE YOU HEARD
ANY OF THEIR MUSIC?
NO, BUT I HEARD HIM
TAPPING ON THE TABLE.
HE'S VERY TALENTED.
(laughs)
SO, UH, SARAH, DO YOU WANT
TO HELP ME WITH DESSERT?
IF THAT'S CODE FOR
"LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BOYS,"
HELL YEAH.
-OKAY.
-THANK YOU.
GABI MENTIONED YOU MET,
UH, AT HER PLACE.
DO YOU LIVE NEARBY?
-ONLY ON TUESDAYS
AND THURSDAYS.
-WHAT?
YEAH, WELL,
MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS
IS STREET CLEANING
AND WEEKENDS I FIND IT BEST
TO PARK OUTSIDE THE CITY.
BECAUSE... YOU LIVE...
IN YOUR CAR?
(laughs) YUP.
I RE-JIGGERED THE SEAT
SO I ALMOST HAVE A FULL RECLINE.
AND I GOT A PIA COLADA
AIR FRESHENER, SO IT'S
LIKE I'M ALWAYS ON VACATION.
(laughs) SWEET.
HEY, GIVE ME A SECOND.
-TYLER IS HOMELESS.
-WHAT?
I SHOULDN'T SAY HE'S HOMELESS.
HIS CAR IS HIS HOME,
LIKE A TURTLE.
-OKAY, WHERE
IS THIS COMING FROM?
-HE TOLD ME, PROUDLY.
-I GOT IT STRAIGHT
FROM THE TURTLE'S MOUTH.
-I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
-HEY, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
-OH, IT'S JUST RIGHT
DOWN THE HALL.
OH! I LOVE BATHROOMS I DON'T
NEED A QUARTER TO GET INTO.
HEY, IS IT COOL
IF I HAND-WASH
MY SHIRT IN THERE?
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M COOL.
OKAY, THAT DOESN'T
PROVE HE'S HOMELESS.
OH, THE REASON I'M ASKING
IS 'CAUSE I LIVE IN MY CAR.
OKAY, THAT DOES.
HEY, Y'ALL. CHECK OUT MY NEW
DRESS FOR HOSTING BINGO NIGHT.
(laughs) IT'S GONNA
SHOW OFF ALL MY CURVES.
OOH! AND MAYBE
A LITTLE SIDEBOOB TOO.
-NICE.
-NOT REALLY.
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING FLASHIER?
IT'S A BAR!
SOMETHING SPARKLY,
THAT ACCENTUATES
YOUR BROAD SEXY SHOULDERS
AND YOUR STRONG,
SHAPELY LEGS.
-YEAH! THIS AIN'T CHURCH BINGO.
-TESTIFY!
BUT IF I'M GONNA
BE SHOWING ALL THAT SKIN,
I GOTTA GO GET WAXED.
DON'T BOTHER.
-GOOD MORNING, JOSH.
-OH, HEY.
HOW'D YOUR NIGHT GO
LAST NIGHT WITH TYLER?
DID YOU GUYS USE PROTECTION?
YOU KNOW, SEAT BELTS?
OH, ARE THOSE THE KIND
OF JOKES YOU USE ON SARAH?
HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YA?
SOMETHING TELLS ME
I'M GONNA SEE HER AGAIN.
-MORNING.
-TOLD YA.
HI, SARAH.
I HAD A GREAT NIGHT
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT.
-ME TOO.
-CALL YA LATER?
CAN'T WAIT.
GABI, THANKS
FOR THE AWESOME SETUP.
I'M JUST SO RELIEVED.
THERE ARE SO MANY WEIRDOS
IN THIS CITY.
YEP, THERE'S ONE PARKED
ON EVERY CORNER.
I THINK I LEFT
MY KEYS UPSTAIRS.
SARAH, I FOUND YOUR--
JAR OF TEETH?
REALLY, REALLY CREEPY
JAR OF TEETH!
WHAT THE HELL?
Sarah: I KNOW I MUST HAVE
PUT THEM UP HERE SOMEWHERE.
UH, MAYBE YOU WANNA...
CHECK YOUR PURSE?
HM... LET'S SEE...
(mutters) OH!
HERE THEY ARE. AH!
DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN SOMETHING IS RIGHT IN FRONT
OF YOU AND YOU CAN'T SEE IT?
NO, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
OKAY, WELL, SEE YOU
BACK AT THE APARTMENT.
NOT IF I LOCK MY DOOR.
JOSH, JOSH, JOSH, JOSH!
I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED SARAH'S
PURSE OVER, AND YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE WHAT CAME OUT!
-A JAR OF TEETH.
-WHAT?
A JAR OF TEETH!
BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL.
THERE WAS ALSO A SILVER POINTY
THING, AND A PULLY THING,
AND A CLAMPY THING,
AND I THINK SHE USES THEM
(whispers) FOR BAD THINGS.
OKAY, GABI, CALM DOWN.
I'M NOT YOU SAW WHAT YOU SAW--
THERE WAS A SAW TOO!
YOU HAVE TO STOP DATING HER.
(laughs)
OH, GABI, I SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT
I'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE
IF YOU WERE DATING SOMEBODY
AND I WASN'T?
-Z-Z-Z-OOP.
-NO.
NO. THAT IS NOT
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, OKAY?
SHE'S SICK.
SHE COULD BE DANGEROUS.
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING
YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE.
I JUST THINK IT'S
A LITTLE UNCONSCIOUS.
YEAH? WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A CAGE
YELLING, "HELP ME!"
BUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TEETH,
IT'S GONNA COME OUT,
"MELP ME!
"MELP ME!
MELP ME!"
I DROPPED HER PURSE
ON THE GROUND,
AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,
"OH, NO, I HOPE
I DIDN'T BREAK HER PHONE."
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO,
I FOUND A JAR OF TEETH!"
REALLY, GABI?
OR IS THIS LIKE THE TIME
YOU THOUGHT THAT POLICE HORSE
WINKED AT YOU?
NO! OKAY? I SAW THEM.
I HELD THEM IN MY HANDS.
WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE
TO GET PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME?
-YOU DON'T HAVE
TO PROVE IT TO ME.
-YES, YES!
-I HAVE TO PROVE IT.
-I'M NOT GONNA HELP--
AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME!
SARAH, HI. CAN YOU HELP ME?
I LOST MY DOG.
YOU HAVE A DOG? I DIDN'T
THINK THEY LET US HAVE PETS.
RIGHT. UH...
IT'S A FRIEND'S DOG...
RYAN GOSLING.
YOU'RE FRIENDS
WITH RYAN GOSLING?
NO, NO. NO, THAT'S
THE NAME OF THE DOG.
I THINK I JUST SAW HIM!
UM, CAN YOU PLEASE COME HELP?
-RYAN GOSLING!
COME HERE, BOY!
-RYAN!
OKAY. IF I WERE A CREEPY JAR
OF TEETH, WHERE WOULD I BE?
Sofia: RYAN GOSLING!
RYAN GOSLING!
(moans, gasps)
A-HA!
OH, NO, THESE ARE TIC-TACS.
Sarah: I'M SORRY,
GOOD LUCK FINDING RYAN GOSLING.
JOSH!
OH, MY GOD.
(whimpers)
I'M SO SCARED.
I'M SO SCARED.
HI, I'M CALLING
ABOUT YOUR AD ON CRAIGSLIST.
DO YOU STILL
HAVE THE ELECTRIC SAW?
OH, GOOD.
DOES IT CUT THROUGH BONE?
-(knocking on door)
-PERFECT. THANK YOU.
(whispering) PLEASE BE SOFIA.
PLEASE BE SOFIA. PLEASE BE...
-HEY.
-HEY.
I GOT YOUR TEXT
AND I JUMPED IN MY CAR.
THEN I GOT YOUR PHOTO
AND FORGOT HOW TO DRIVE.
(laughs)
HOW DOES A GLASS
OF WINE SOUND?
(whispering) LIKE YOU'RE
GONNA POISON HIM
AND STEAL HIS TEETH!
-SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
-THAT'S WHY
I ALREADY POURED ONE.
-REALLY?
-MM-HMM. (laughs)
(whispering) IT'S POISON!
DON'T DRINK IT!
DON'T DRINK IT, NO!
(shouting) DON'T DRINK IT!
DON'T DRINK IT! NO!
-GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU FREAK!
-GABI!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING IN MY APARTMENT?
-EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
-EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
YOU'RE THE ONE HIDING
IN MY CLOSET.
YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH A CLOSET FULL OF TEETH!
JOSH, LOOK! DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY?
WELL... Z-Z-Z-OOP!
-UH, SARAH?
-I CAN EXPLAIN.
I MAKE JEWELRY OUT OF TEETH
AND SELL IT ON ETSY.
HUH! YEAH,
LIKE THAT'S A THING.
-IT IS A THING.
-WELL, WHY ARE THERE ALL
THE NAMES ON THE JARS, SARAH?
-THEY'RE MY CUSTOMERS.
-WELL, JOSH IS NOT A CUSTOMER.
SO, EXPLAIN THAT.
I WAS MAKING HIM
A SURPRISE PAIR
OF CUFFLINKS.
(scoffs) YOU HEAR THAT, GABI?
SHE WAS MAKING ME
A SURPRISE PAIR OF...
TEETH CUFFLINKS.
WELL, SARAH, THERE'S
JUST ONE LITTLE HOLE
IN YOUR STORY.
A CAVITY, IF YOU WILL.
WHERE IS ALL OF THIS SO-CALLED
TEETH JEWELRY I AM HEARING
SO MUCH ABOUT?
OH. STORY CHECKS OUT.
MYSTERY EXPLAINED.
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE.
GOODBYE!
-I'M SO SORRY.
-IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
TEETH JEWELRY'S WEIRD.
OKAY, THANK GOD.
I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING,
BUT IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
I MEAN, I DON'T
EVEN WEAR IT MYSELF.
BUT THERE IS
A WHOLE MARKET FOR IT:
GOTHS, METALHEADS,
DENTAL HYGIENISTS.
REALLY? HM.
I GUESS THAT'S KINDA COOL.
WHERE DO YOU GET
THESE TEETH FROM?
-I BREAK INTO MORGUES.
-(laughs)
SHE BREAKS INTO--
YEP, TIME TO GO.
(all cheering)
THANK YOU!
DAMN! WORK IT, GIRL!
THANK YOU, BABY!
IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
-(all cheering)
-YOLANDA, YOU LOOK LIKE A QUEEN.
(applause, cheering)
DRAG QUEEN BINGO?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HELP ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE
THE ADAM'S APPLE
OF EVERYONE'S EYE, MISS YOLANDA!
-(cheering)
-OH, HELL NO.
WAIT, YOLANDA.
YOU WANT ME TO PULL BALLS?
THE FIRST BALLS
I'M GONNA PULL ARE YOURS!
-(all chanting) YOLANDA!
-LISTEN TO THEM, YOLANDA.
THEY LOVE YOU.
(chanting) YOLANDA! YOLANDA!
WELL, (laughs)
THEY ARE CHANTING MY NAME.
SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
(cheering)
-LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "HEY!"
-All: HEY!
THE FIRST BALL
OF THE NIGHT IS...
B-18.
IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS,
YOU BETTER BE 18!
-(all cheering)
-HEY!
HEY!
(cheering)
-MORGUES?
-MORGUES.
MAN, WE SURE CAN PICK 'EM.
-OH! WE?
-OKAY, FINE. ME.
LOOK...
GABI, YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT ALWAYS
GONNA BE DATING PEOPLE
AT THE SAME EXACT TIME.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET US BACK TO NORMAL.
-YOU KNOW, BEFORE ALL OF THAT...
-"STURFF"?
YEAH, "STURFF."
WELL, LOOK, SOMETIMES
"STURFF" HAPPENS.
AND WE GOTTA GET PAST THAT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
WE HAVE GOING FOR US?
EVER SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING
FOR ME, OUR RELATIONSHIP'S
BEEN ANYTHING BUT NORMAL.
SO FOR US,
NORMAL IS WEIRD.
AND WEIRD IS NORMAL.
Both: Z-Z-Z-OOP.
FROM NOW ON, I THINK WE
SHOULD JUST EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
THE WEIRD IS WHAT
WE NEED TO EMBRACE.
-MORGUES!
-MORGUES!
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YA TOMORROW, WEIRDO.
OKAY, BYE, FREAK SHOW.
-SUP, BRO?
-(whispers) EMBRACING THE WEIRD.
-HEY, TYLER.
-HEY, YOU.
IT'S THURSDAY,
SO I WAS PARKED DOWNSTAIRS
AND I JUST COULDN'T GET
YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE
OUT OF MY HEAD ALL DAY,
SO I THOUGHT I'D COME UP
AND SEE IT IN PERSON.
-YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM,
DON'T YOU?
-SO BAD.
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
OF THOSE MUFFINS?
(whispers)
EMBRACE THE WEIRD.
OH!
I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU.
BUT I GOTTA ADMIT,
THAT WAS FUN.
IT WAS A BIG SURPRISE,
BUT YOU TOOK IT LIKE A MAN.
YOU SURE DID.
YOU WERE AMAZING UP THERE.
-OH, I WAS? THANK YOU.
-MM-HMM.
-CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
-YOU CAN BUY ME TWO.
(both laugh)
SO I'M CLEAR, THIS GUY'S
FLIRTING WITH ME BECAUSE
HE THINKS I'M A MAN, RIGHT?
-BINGO!
-(chuckles)
(deep voice)
HI, I'M FRANK.