Would I Lie to You? (2007–…): Season 10, Episode 6 - Episode #10.6 - full transcript

Good evening.

Welcome to Would I Lie To You? -

the show with naked truths
and well-dressed lies.

On David Mitchell's team tonight

- a TV presenter whose nickname
at school was Little Winkle.

So was mine, but for very different
reasons. It's Claudia Winkleman!

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And, arguably the funniest man in
Wales. Well, I would argue.

It's Rhod Gilbert!
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And, on Lee Mack's team tonight
- she's an actress,

best known for appearing in
EastEnders and Doctor Who.



Bizarre humanoids acting like
no earthling ever would,

EastEnders is regularly watched
by over 10 million viewers.

Tracy-Ann Oberman!
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And, he's the star of
Made In Chelsea,

and heir to the
McVitie's biscuit fortune.

Yes, blond hair and ginger nuts,
it's Jamie Laing.

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So, we begin with Round One,
Home Truths, where our panellists

each read out a statement from
the card in front of them.

Now, to make things harder,
they've never seen the card before.

They've no idea what
they'll be faced with.

It's up to the opposing team to sort
the fact from the fiction,

and we're starting tonight
with Claudia.

OK, good.



When I meet someone
for the very first time,

I automatically make a mental note
of what animal I think they are.

Once it's in, I never forget it.

- Lee's team. - Do I raise...?
I don't raise my hand, do I?

- Do you need to go to the toilet?
- You can!

Jamie, just to be clear - you may be
dressed like a seven-year-old,

but you don't have to
behave like one.

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- Claudia,
so, we met for the first time. - Yes.

- What animal did you choose...?
- Ferret. - A ferret?!

- Why a ferret? - Well, small, friendly,
could pet, not in a weird way.

- Immediately - ferret. - And will you
always see him as a ferret now?

- That's it.
- That's it, you're done.

I mean, you might have another name,
well done, but in my mind - ferret.

- Can you do all of us with that
system? - Of course. Beaver.

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- She talking to you, or me?

- Which one? - You.
- Me? Why am I a beaver?

- You're a cat. - Oh, I'd love to be
a cat! I'm so glad. - You're a cat.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, beaver? - Yes.

- Why a beaver? - It's just automatic.
I mean, I'm not...

- I can see that. I can see it.
- Yeah, I can see it.

Beavers have got big teeth,
and they're like...

A bit smelly-looking.

And your point is?
No, you're a total, total beaver.

- Common cuckoo, this one.
- What? - A common cuckoo.

- Why a cuckoo?
- Normally, I don't think about it.

Common cuckoo, owl, puppy. End of.

Ah. What...?
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What breed? You can't just say
puppy, there's got to be a breed.

All right, if I'm pushed,
red setter.

- Yes. - Happy with that. Well, I think
I'm the only one who isn't happy.

I'm a cuckoo.

Whoa, whoa, I'm not particularly
happy with the beaver.

I'm pleased with owl,
I'll be honest. I'm happy with that.

- I would love owl. I would have loved
owl. - You're nowhere close to an owl.

So, Claudia.
I say Claudia, I mean meerkat.

- You have got a bit of meerkat about
you, haven't you? - OK.

- If I was going to do it to myself
- camel. - Camel. Why camel?

I'm pure camel. I'm 100% camel.
Maybe 3% mouse.

3% mouse, 97% camel. That was a hell
of a mum and dad relationship.

You wouldn't like to be the mouse
in that relationship, would you?

Why do you do it?

Does it help you remember
the person's name, or something?

I've just done it forever.

I think we might have started
when we were young,

and we had a teacher who was
a little bit human, but mainly cow.

Well, she's certainly given
an encyclopaedic response.

She has done very well. In fact,
I would say it's instant with you.

Done. Name anybody.

So, without pausing or
hesitating,

- tell us all again what we are.
- OK, easy. - Go on.

Cat, beaver, ferret, common cuckoo,

- owl, baby red setter.
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I just do it, I can't help it.

- So what are you thinking, Lee? - So,
do we...? - True. - You think it's true.

Yeah, I... Yeah, I think it's true.

Genuinely, I think it's not true,
but there's one bit in it

that makes it feel true
- the word Claudia.

You're saying it's true? It's true.
OK, Claudia, truth or lie?

It is a...

- ..lie! - No! - Oh, my God!
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Yes, it's a lie.

Claudia doesn't think of an animal
every time she meets someone.

Jamie, you're next.

I once set a sauna on fire.

- What? How? - I was in Brazil.
- Of course.

- And I was in the sauna, and I
decided to pour vodka... - Oh, my God.

..on the rocks of the sauna.

- Cos you thought that's what vodka
on the rocks was? - Yeah.

Look, how it started was my friend
told me - I was in Cornwall,

- of all places - and my friend...
- Can I jump in here and say,

did your parents know
you were drinking?

I wasn't a minor.
I was 18 and a half.

- Isn't "18 and a half," 18, once you
get to be an adult? - Well, no.

That's so true!
Who says 18 and a half?

You were in Cornwall.

I was in Cornwall, and my friend
said to me, "If you go and

"lie in the bath, and pour vodka
in it, like a shot of vodka..."

- In the bath?
- In the bath, it gets you drunk.

- I didn't go and do it, but then...
- A shot of vodka in a bath?

Because of the fumes, it gets
you drunk, so I was in Brazil,

travelling, and my friend had
a sauna in their apartment,

- so I was left alone, and... - I've
heard about these Brazilian slums.

So you're left alone in this flat?

I was left alone...

With a bottle of vodka,
and you thought, "If only there was

"some way I could use this bottle of
vodka to make me become drunk."

- Well...
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- Where were you in Brazil?
- I was in Rio.

Ah, that is in Brazil, yep.
Tick.

- A solid answer, a solid answer.
- Continue.

In Rio. I was in a foreign country,
I was young, I was experimenting,

so I thought,
"Why not experiment with...?"

Why did you look at me when you said
you were experimenting?

I decided to take the bottle of
vodka into my sauna,

and pour it onto the rocks.

As I poured it onto the rocks,
it went into flames,

and it burnt the sauna.

So you poured it onto the rocks,
and immediately, what happened?

- So I poured it onto the rocks...
- Just one shot, or the whole bottle?

- Half a bottle, so...
- Half a bottle of vodka.

At 18 and a half,
you change the rules.

And so the fire engines turned up,
and...

No, hang on,
we've missed a beat here.

You're in the sauna,
and you've poured half

- a bottle onto the rock things,
flames are appearing. - Yes.

You're sitting there -
what are you wearing?

- Er... - David!

- Well, I was going to go... - They've
told me to make the show sexier.

I was going to...

So I was going to go in naked,

because I thought that's what you
do, but I actually put on my

swimming trunks,
so I wore swimming trunks in there.

How low down your leg did they go?

Mine are slight...
They're not too long...

Give me some inches above the knee.

- I would say about seven inches.
- Above the knee? - Above the knee.

If you go seven inches above my
knee, you get to my waist.

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- Nice. Nice.

- So you're sitting in there,
in your trunks, on the slats. - Mm-hm.

And the flames have started.
What are you doing?

No, I thought the best option was to
pick them up and throw them...

- The rocks? - Yeah, cos I thought...
- What? - They must be boiling hot.

Well, that's what I found out,
obviously.

What do you mean, you found out?

You must have suspected
they were hot,

cos you knew they were
producing the heat, surely.

But you... In that panic...

No, not even in a panic do I go,
"I'll throw the hot rocks."

Bear in mind, he was 18 and a half.

So I try and pick up the rocks,
to throw them out the door,

- and realise they were... - Out of
the door? - Yeah, cos there's a...

Cos there's a door into the sauna.

Cos you really wanted,
at this point,

to spread the
fire to the rest of the apartment.

What's on the other side of the
door? The hall? The living room?

- What? - A lovely balcony.

I know you can...

So you want to throw them
on the passers-by outside?

Nothing says Rio like a falling,
flaming vodka rock.

My thought process was to
pick up the rocks,

throw them out the door,
and it would have been fine.

However, I picked up the rocks,
they were too hot,

so they fell on the ground,
and the fire went.

- How could you not know that the
rocks are hot? - Lee, I told you...

Are you so posh you don't understand
the concept of coal?

Have you ever gone to...?

Have you ever cooked something,
and you open up the oven,

and gone to take it out
with your hands?

No.
No!

OK.

- So, David, what is your team
thinking about this? - Claudia?

I think it's true.

Apartment, balcony, he's waiting
for everyone to go, trunks on,

vodka there. Finally,
everything comes into place.

- There we go. - "Finally, a chance to
put my trunks on. Everyone's out."

- What do you think? - I'm on your side.
It doesn't matter what I think.

I'm just interested to know.

- So what are you going to say, then?
- I think we'll say true.

- OK, Jamie, were you telling the
truth, or was it a lie? - It was...

- ..true. - Ooh!
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Yes, it's true.
Jamie did set a sauna on fire.

Right, Rhod, you're next.

OK. A mistake I made in France meant
someone in England got hospitalised.

- Lee's team.
- Have you just learned to read?

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Was the mistake you made
in the French language?

- Yes. - It's a simple question, Rhod -
was it in the French language? - Yes!

In the language of French.

It's a simple question with a simple
answer - yes, it was. Oui.

Can you tell us the mistake you
made, please?

The mistake I made got somebody
hospitalised, that was the...

I didn't say... No, no, no.

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- That's not worthy of a clap. - No.

- What was the mistake? - What was the
mistake? - Qu'est que c'est...?

Lee, I'll take it from here.

What was the nature of this mistake?

It was a language thing.
It was a French/English mix-up.

It was a mix-up. A terrible mix-up.

A terrible mix-up,
language mix-up, terrible.

What were you doing in France?

I was, er... I was on the phone.

I was in France, I was working in
France, and I was on the phone.

- Working in France.
- I was on the phone to England,

and I made a mistake with
my French/English translation.

- Who received the mistake?
- A girl. A girl.

- What was her name? - Anne.
- What colour hair does she have?

I don't know.
She was on the phone.

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- So you never met Anne?
- I never met her, never met her.

So can you talk us through
the incident?

I was asked by someone in France,

they said, "Can you talk to
somebody in England?"

- Why did they ask YOU to do that?
- Because...

- ..they didn't speak English. - Right.

What was the relationship between
Anne and the person that had

asked you to talk?

Oh, that was Anne's father. He said,
"Can you speak to Anne?

"She's in England.
And we're in France.

"And ask her what's wrong with her."

- How did you know him? What was the
relationship? - How did you know him?

- There's a new angle. - Oh, I knew
him... Oh, you should have asked.

I knew him because, erm...

I worked in France. I was in
a school. I worked in a school.

- He was the caretaker.
- What were you doing in school?

- I was teaching English. - Now,
his daughter, she's French? - Yes.

- She's living in England?
- Yeah. - Now...

- No, no, she wasn't living, she was
on a very short exchange. - Right.

Now, in the words of A Question
Of Sport, what happened next?

He came to me, said,
"Can you talk to my daughter, Anne?

"She's ill, she's in England."

She couldn't speak to the family
she was with, that's the problem.

So she didn't know how to
speak to the family?

She couldn't speak to the family,
cos the family was...

How is you speaking to her
going to help that?

Right, here's the situation.
Anne could talk to her dad,

and tell him what was wrong with her
in French, but he couldn't say that

to the family cos they didn't speak
French, and he didn't speak English,

so I spoke to her in French,

then I passed it on to
the family in English.

"What's wrong with her?"
I passed that on to them in English,

then I passed it back to
him in French.

Everyone's happy, except...

That's fine.
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You said that you made a mistake
that caused this person

- to be hospitalised. - That's right,
I did, yeah. - What did you do wrong?

What did you say wrong?

- I said...
- SPEAKS FRENCH

All that, you know. As you do.

- And she said...
- SPEAKS ECHOING FRENCH

Was she stuck in the bell tower?
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I know what's wrong with her!
Is it something to do with her back?

- J'ai un angines. - And what is that?
What does that mean? - Well, I said...

I got the English family
on the phone, and I said,

- "Hey! She's got an angina."
- And that's a mistake, right?

Well, angina, I found out later,
is a serious heart condition,

- so she was hospitalised. - Right.
But what was wrong with her?

"Angines" is a sore throat.
I didn't know that at the time.

Oh.
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And what happened? Did they then
rush her to this hospital?

They called 999,
and got her into hospital, yeah.

Neuf neuf neuf?

OK. So, Lee, what are you thinking?
Could it be true?

I don't think Anne is a French name.

That's the one bit in it that
I don't believe.

- Anne-Marie? - Who's she?
- Don't know.

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What an absolutely amazing answer!

That's one of the funniest things
anybody's ever said.

- I believe it to be true. - You believe
it to be true. - Mm-hm. - OK.

It was so tortuous getting
that story out,

that it has to be the truth.

- Yeah. - Lee, you think so too?
- It could not be any truer.

- Rhod, truth or lie?
- Of course, it is...

- ..true.
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Our next round is called
This Is My...,

where we bring on
a mystery guest

who has a close connection to one
of our panellists.

This week, each of David's team will
claim it's them

that has the genuine connection
to the guest,

and it's up to Lee's team to spot
who's telling the truth.

So, please welcome this week's
special guest, Tony.

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Right, let's start with you,
Claudia. What is Tony to you?

This is Tony. He's my builder.

He drove for over an hour to come to
my house to fix my TV, and it turned

out all I needed to do was change
the batteries in the remote control.

Rhod, how do you know Tony?

This is Tony, and we played in
a band together, where we both

played guitar, except only his was
plugged in, cos I can't play a note.

- David, what is your relationship
with Tony? - This is Tony,

and I regularly go round to his
house to play with his Lego.

So, there we have it.

Claudia's helpful handyman, Rhod's
musical mate, or David's play pal.

Lee's team,
where would you like to begin?

- OK, let's start with Claudia. - Yes.
- How do you know him?

He built my house.

- GASPS
- Out of Lego? Is it a combined story?

What happened is my telly didn't
work, and so I thought...

- I got it, I got it. Did he put the
television in the house? - Yeah. - Yes.

So he built this from scratch?
As in, it was foundations up?

- Well, no, but he did the other
stuff. - What other stuff?

You know, the building.

No, the painting. Help me!

- You know, the other stuff.
- The painting.

- The television wasn't working.
- Correct.

- You thought, "I'll call my builder."
- That's what happened!

Why did you think the builder is
responsible for the television?

I thought he would know about
things falling off...

- I've got an unstable roof.
- You've got an unstable MIND!

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- Why are you clapping?

The telly didn't work,
the little puffin, baby, yeah?

- He wanted to watch the telly... - What
do you mean, "little puffin baby?"

- Stop talking to me!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa...

I thought you said that YOU
wanted to watch the telly.

- I did. The family.
- But then, what was puffin doing?

I only want to watch what
he wants to watch.

Who in the love of God
is the puffin?

I can't work out whose mind is
the worst, Claudia's or yours.

She said, "I wanted to help out
the little puffin."

And, instead of going, "What's
the puffin got to do with it?",

you went, "Well, hang on,
who wanted to watch the telly,

"you or the puffin?"

It doesn't matter whether
he wants to watch the telly.

"What's the puffin doing there?"
is the next question.

Anyway, so Tony went,
"No problem," because...

TELL US WHAT THE PUFFIN
WAS DOING IN THE HOUSE!

- And I'm not moving on.
- No, that's not his real name.

- He's called Arthur, but...
- Who's Arthur? - Her child!

That's all I wanted!

Did you go to the Rhod Gilbert
School of Explanation?

CLAUDIA SHRIEKS
Let's move this on.

- Then he arrives,
and he gets to the house. - Yeah.

And he comes in, and what happens?

And I say, "Something must have
fallen off the roof, Tony."

Meaning the aerial or the dish?

But didn't you see that little red
light in the bottom corner

that wasn't green?

Interesting.

And did he fix it straight away,
or did he not have the tools?

Watch his face!

Did he have to nip
to see his mate, Kevin,

who's got the right tools,
who lives four days away?

He just got the remote - it was like
magic - and he flicked this thing.

The "on" button.

This is the killer question that
will decide whether

she's telling the truth.

Did he charge you?

- No. - He's not a builder.

Well, there we are. Now,
who would you like to question next?

OK, so, Rhod. Sorry,
remind us of your fact.

- I can't even remember his name.
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- It's Tony. - I know what it is!
I'm bluffing.

It's a bluff, it's a bluff.

I'm bluffing. Right, this is Tony.

We played in a band together,
and we both played guitar,

but only his was plugged in,
because I can't play a note.

- You can't play.
- What was the band called? - Er...

It was a long time... Muckspreader.

Muckspreader!
And where did you get the name from?

Two of the band were farmers.
It's rural west Wales.

- Why were you part of the band, then?
If you couldn't play. - Erm...

And you weren't singing.

Because Tony was the lead singer and
guitarist, and as you see him now,

that's the kind of charisma
he brought to the stage.

Why were you in the band?
Why were you in the band?

That's what I'm coming to,
that's what I'm saying.

- You were there for charisma?
- No, Tony was...

This is what he was like,
as a lead frontman.

Surely he didn't put his arms
behind his back when

he was playing the guitar?

- No, he had a guitar in front of him.
- Yeah.

But in all other ways,
that is exactly what he was like.

Dressed in a suit?

He was that dull and uncharismatic
at the front of the stage.

- That... - So boring was he... - That
is not... We're not doubting that.

What we're doubting is the fact that

he thought you could help
that situation.

They saw me dancing on the dance
floor in a barn-dance thing,

and they thought, "We need
a frontman, cos ours is so dull."

So you were like the Bez?

I was exactly like the Bez,
but with a guitar, yeah.

And what kind...? I was going to say
what kind of music did you play?

But you didn't.
What kind of music didn't you play?

Well, the band was a sort of punky,
rocky sort of...

Punky rocky, is that how you
introduced it, Johnny Rotten?

WELSH ACCENT: And now we're going to
do some punky rocky music.

- Can you do a...?
- WELSH ACCENT: By The Muckspreaders!

♪ I am the antichrist,
I'm not, I'm a farmer! ♪

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- The Muckspreaders!

All our songs had the word
"muck" in the title.

- Like what? - Like, er...

Hey, Hey, We're The Muckspreaders.

Muck Ado About Nothing.

Oh, you did Shakespeare
plays as well?

Oh, I see!
Now it's all making sense!

Don't Muck A...

"And now, ladies and gentlemen,
this punk rock band

"would now like to perform
a piece from Shakespeare.

"But he won't be speaking,
he's not plugged in. He'll mime it."

- So, what about David? - OK, David.

Tony and you go round to his
house to play Lego,

- is that what you're saying?
- To play with HIS Lego.

- Why would you play Lego at Tony's
house? - He's got a lot of Lego.

Can I say, at this point, with all
this mention of Lego, and us being

the BBC, there are other children's
building blocks available.

They're not as good,
but there are...

- There are others. Sorry, carry on.
- Yes, absolutely.

How often do you go round to
his house and play with Lego?

I suppose it must be once every
two or three weeks.

- How long is a session?
- Oh, two or three hours.

And do you free-form,
or have you got a kit,

that you follow the instructions?

- We're building a castle.
- Are you? - A model of a castle.

So this castle - is it an exact
replica of your house, or is it...?

No, it's supposed to look like
the Tower of London.

So it's...
How big is it going to end up being?

It's obviously big, isn't it?

When it's finished,

I think it'll be roughly the size
of one of these circles, here.

Wow, and how long's that going to
take? As big as that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's big.

Do you have different sections
that you work on,

or do you work on the same section
at the same time?

What we've largely done is
completed the White Tower,

and now we're trying to work out the
footprint, if you see what I mean,

of the curtain wall.

- I so hope... - Quick question,
quick question -

are you still married?

- Er, yes, I am.
- How do you know him?

I know him because I made
a documentary,

- and I met him doing that.
- What was the documentary called?

The documentary was called
The Pursuit Of Youth.

It was about people who are
into childish things as adults.

- And they got YOU to host that? - Yes.

When you approached this Lego
building, did everyone believe you?

So you told your wife, "I'm going to
go and build Lego at Tony's house,"

and everything was fine?
That was all...?

She seemed to believe me.

- Has Tony got a wife?
- I can answer that.

Yes, Tony does have a wife.

What is the name of the
person who started Lego?

- I don't know.
- Nor do I, so...

So, Lee's team - is Tony Claudia's
helpful handyman,

Rhod's musical mate,
or David's play pal?

Well, David's played this game long
enough to know that if he was

to put in the phrase, "I was making
a telly show," that would be a risk.

Are you following his
career? I'm not.

Anybody here following
David's career?

Anybody?

I feel like I saw the
trailer for it.

Don't say that, even as a joke.
Really?

- No, I saw the trailer.
- THAT was trailered?

DEEP VOICE: "This week,
on Pursuit Of Youth..."

IMPERSONATES DAVID:
"How's your wife, Tony?"

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DEEP VOICE: Join us next
week on Pursuit Of Youth."

- Now, what about Claudia?
- I think you're wise, you're clever,

you would have thought
this through, I feel.

- You would have checked... - You think
Claudia's wise and clever?

- Wise and clever, the two...
- Have you ever seen her on

- the television? Or met her? - No, but
I think you have good initiative.

You have very good initiative.

So who do you think it is, Jamie,
if you don't think it's Claudia?

I mean, I do think it's Claudia,
maybe. I actually...

- What? - Cos now it's just changed.
- You now think it's Claudia.

- I think it's Claudia.
- I think it's Rhod. - Oh. - You're wrong.

- Oh, in that case(!) - No, you could be
right. I'm going with you.

Don't you change your mind!
He's already done this.

- I'm easily susceptible. I want it to
be David. - I want it to be David!

I think it's Claudia.
I'm going with Rhod.

- No!
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What's it going to be?
Who are you going?

She's seen the documentary - David.

- David, all right. - You'd better have
seen this documentary! - I don't...

Tony, would you please reveal
your true identity?

My name is Tony,

and I drove to Claudia's
to fix her electric problem.

GASPS, APPLAUSE

YOU SAW THAT TRAILER!

Yes, Claudia's helpful handyman.
Thank you very much, Tony.

Which brings us to our final round,
Quickfire Lies,

and we start with...

It's Rhod.

I can't wear normal gloves,
because I have an unusual hand.

- Lee.
- Which of the two hands is unusual?

That one.

- Could you hold up your unusual hand?
- I'll show you some of it.

That is quite an unusual hand.

Is it all gloves,
or is it just certain gloves?

Do you mean those really odd gloves,
with the thumb and the four fingers?

- No, cos there are mittens.
- And they're called mittens.

- Yeah, cos that's still a glove.
- No, it's not. - A mitten's a glove!

- No, it's not. - It is!
- Admit it - a mitten is not a glove.

Can I just say?
You both seem like two people

who aren't quite sure
of the real answer.

You're absolutely right.
I'm doubting myself.

You both say it with conviction,
but neither of you know the truth.

Well, this might help you -
I could wear mittens.

- But I can't wear gloves. - Ah!
- You've got webbed hands.

Have you got webbed hands?

Have you got webbed fingers?

Yes, I've got webbed fingers.

Have you? Is this why you couldn't
play the guitar in Muckspreader?

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Apparently.

- I can draw a... Well, I haven't got
a pen and paper, so I can't. - OK.

- I have pen and paper. - Oh, you would
have pen and paper, wouldn't you?

Are you going to draw round your
hand? But not let us see?

Draw round your hand, but don't...

I'll come to you, it's all right,
I've got to even it out.

- Have a seat, sir. Thanks for coming.
- Thank you, sir.

Right, draw it. Go on. Draw it.

"Draw it!" Do it! Draw it!

- Draw round it, yeah? - Draw round it.
- Rob, you're to witness it, yeah?

I'm going to witness it?
All right, OK.

He's drawing round his fingers.

Good God.

Let me take it. Thank you, Rhod.

That must have been very
traumatic for you.

- It certainly was. - This is what Rhod
claims is the outline of his hand.

- So only one web on one hand.
- I've known you for 15 years.

You'd have noticed if I had
a complete flipper.

- So, what are you going to say, Lee?
Is this the truth? - What do we think?

What do you think?

Well, I'm in the worst position
here, because I've known him

so long, I can't help thinking
I would have known this.

- I weirdly think it's the truth.
- Why?

- Well, I feel like it was a very good
drawing. - You think that THAT...?

- I like it! - Do you not think...?

Do you not think that, if you didn't
have one webbed finger,

- that you couldn't have improvised
that? - No, because...

I was assuming it was going to be
fake, and they were all

going to be webbed, but one
being webbed is very...

If that's his attempt at five webbed
ones, he's rubbish at drawing.

OK, what's it going to be, Lee?
It's time to decide.

- No, I got it wrong on the trailer.
Don't ask me anything. - OK.

- So you don't know? - It's a lie.
- You think it's a lie? - It's a lie.

I got David wrong,
so I think we should ignore me.

- You do it. - Ignore me.

So your advice is, "I'm not sure,
I don't know, maybe a lie,"

- and, "Ignore me". - Ignore me!

I've really got the winning team
this week, haven't I(?)

- So what's it going to be?
- Let's go for lie. - Lie. - Lie.

It's got to be a lie. I would have
noticed his... Saying it's a lie.

Rhod, was it the truth,
or was it a lie?

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- Let me see it!

Let's see it!

LEE SHRIEKS

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And that noise signals time is up.
It's the end of the show.

I can reveal that David's team have
won by four points to one.

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Thank you for watching. Goodnight.