Worst Week (2008–2009): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Club - full transcript

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HONEY.

HONEY?

HERE, COME HERE.
I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

OKAY.

OKAY, SO INSTEAD OF GETTING
MARRIED AT YOUR PARENTS' CLUB,

WE COULD ELOPE,
GO TO THE CARIBBEAN,

GET MARRIED
BY REVEREND JIMMY.

UH, HE'S NAKED.

NO, HE'S WEARING
A COLLAR THERE.

AND A LITTLE
BIT OF SUNSCREEN.



THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST WANNA ELOPE BECAUSE
YOU'RE AFRAID OF MY FAMILY.

I'M AFRAID FOR YOUR FAMILY.

EVERY TIME I'M AROUND
THEM SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

WELL, MAYBE WE'RE PAST THAT.

IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND
YOU HAVEN'T HURT ANY OF THEM.

I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM
IN A MONTH.

SAM, I DON'T WANT
TO ELOPE, OKAY?

I WANNA GET MARRIED AT THE ROSE
GAZEBO AT MY PARENTS' CLU

I MEAN, IT'S WHAT I'VE WANTED
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE
HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

SO BEAUTIFUL.

DON'T CRY.
YOU DON'T CRY.



I'M JOKING
ABOUT THE ELOPING.

OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA
GET MARRIED IN THE GAZEBO.

YEAH.

OH, SAM, THE COFFEE!

WHAT?

THE CARAFE.
PUT THE CARAFE UNDER IT.

WHAT IS A CARAFE, HONEY?

AH!

DON'T COME IN HERE!
HELLO?

HI, MOM.
STAY AWAY!

NOW, HONEY,
SAM'S BOSS HASN'T RSVP'D YET.

AND SEATING CHART-WISE,

EVERYTHING IS HINGING ON HIM.

WELL, I'LL ASK SAM
TO ASK HIM

IF HE'S COMING.

AH!
OH, GOOD.

THE OTHER THING IS I'VE BEEN-

YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM,
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

SAM AND I ARE HAVING
A HUGE CRISIS.

OKAY-

OKAY, THAT'S STRANGE.

MEL SEEMED VERY AGITATED.

I HEARD SAM SHOUTING.

IT SOUNDED LIKE
SHE WAS HITTING HIM.

GOOD.

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HEY, MY MOM SAYS YOUR BOSS
HASN'T RSVP'D FOR THE WEDDING.

IT'S NO PROBLEM.

I'M RUNNING BY THE OFFICE
RIGHT NOW

TO PICK UP THE WEDDING
PROGRAMS FROM ADAM. MM.

I'LL JUST ASK HIM.

HOW ABOUT YOU?

BIG DAY?

NO, HEY,
I'VE BEEN DEALING

WITH WEDDING DETAILS
EVERY SINGLE DAY

FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS
AND I NEED A BREAK.

SO I'M GONNA CALL MY MOM
AND I'M GONNA TELL HER

THAT I CANCELLED
THE MEETING AT THE CLUB

WITH THE WEDDING COORDINATOR
AND THEN I HAVE THE WHOLE DAY

TO SIT HOME AND WATCH BABY
STORIES MARATHON.

IT'S SO GOOD.

IT'S ABOUT BABIES...
AND THEIR STORIES.

OKAY, DON'T FORGET
TO CALL YOUR MOM.

YEAH, I'M GONNA
DO IT RIGHT NOW.

OH, IT'S BREECH.

I'LL CALL HER LATER.

THIS IS WHERE YOU SAY,
"THANKS, ADAM.

YOU DID A SPECTACULAR JOB
WITH THESE WEDDING MENUS."

YOU KNOW, ONCE A WOMAN'S
BEEN PREGNANT,

IS SHE EVER NORMAL AGAIN?

OKAY, I DON'T THINK
YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH TIME

I SPENT ON THESE.

I'M SORRY.

I- MEL'S BEEN LOSING
HER MIND LATELY.

UM, THESE ARE GREAT,
DUDE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH,
REALLY.

I'M REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THE WEDDING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT CHLOE'S
READING A SONNET?

I KNOW.

DID YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA DOING
IT WITHOUT PANTIES FOR MOl?

THANK YOU FOR THAT.

I REALLY LOVE TO HEAR

WHAT YOU AND MEL'S LITTLE
SISTER DO

IN YOUR KINKY TIMES.

ANYWAY, POINT IS,

I'M EXCITED
ABOUT THE WEDDING.

DON'T TALK ABOUT
THE WEDDING ANYMORE.

YOU AND MR. FOSTER
WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE

THEY'D LET ME INVITE
FROM THE OFFICE.

OH, DUDE,
GET OVER YOURSELF.

NO ONE CARES
IF THEY WERE INVITED.

STEVE-O, YOU DON'T CARE
THAT ME AND MR. FOSTER

ARE THE ONLY ONES INVITED
TO SAM'S WEDDING, DO YOU?

SAM SAID IT WAS
ONLY GONNA BE FAMILY.

OKAY, SO STEVE CARES.

IT IS.
IT'S JUST FAMILY.

AND BOSSES,
YOU ALWAYS GOTTA INVITE THEM.

AND, LIKE, CLOSE,
CLOSE FRIENDS.

LIKE YOU... AND YOU.

DID YOU NOT
GET YOUR INVITATION, GUYS?

NO.
I DIDN'T GET MINE EITHER.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW,
WHAT I THINK HAPPENED...

IS OUR MAILMAN
IS A DRUNK.

THE POINT IS YOU GUYS
ARE INVITED

TO MY WEDDING 'CAUSE,
YOU KNOW,

YOU'RE THE GUYS. I DON'T
WANNA SIT AT ADAM'S TABLE.

I DON'T WANNA
SIT AT STEVE'S TABLE.

OKAY, SO SATURDAY IT IS.

ALL RIGHT.

THANKS A LOT, MAN.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

WEDDINGS ARE PLANNED
WAY IN ADVANCE.

YOU CAN'T DO LAST-MINUTE
SITUATIONS LIKE THAT.

MEL'S GONNA LOSE HER MIND.
LOSE IT EVEN MORE.

SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA
CALL THE WEDDING OFF.

HEY, HON, I HAVE A QUICK
QUESTION FOR YOU.

HYPOTHETICALLY, IF I WERE TO
INVITE JUST A FEW MORE PEOPLE

FROM THE OFFICE
TO THE WEDDING-

NO, YOU DIDN'T INVITE MORE
PEOPLE, DID YOU?

'CAUSE WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO ROOM LEFT. OKAY.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOOK UP
"HYPOTHETICAL"

IN THE DICTIONARY.

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.

OH, SHOOT, IT'S MY MOM AGAIN.

I SHOULD REALLY TELL HER

THAT I CANCELLED
THE WEDDING COORDINATOR MEETING.

YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD HER?
OH, MY GOD.

THE CORD IS AROUND
THE BABY'S NECK.

I'MA LET IT GO
TO VOICEMAIL, BYE.

OKAY.

LOVE YOU.

HEY, EVERYBODY, GUYS.

UM, I AM REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THIS,

BUT YOU CAN'T
COME TO THE WEDDING.

YOU DON'T WANT US.

NO, I TOTALLY WANT YOU THERE.

I JUST REARRANGED SOME STUFF.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT, IS SOMETHING WRONG?

NO... YES.

SOMETHING, YEAH, WENT WRONG.

THE WEDDING'S OFF.

OH, MY GOD,
WHO CALLED IT OFF?

ME-MEL DID.

AND-BUT IT'S NOT-DON'T-

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE HER.

SHE HAS COLD FEET AND
THAT IS A LEGITIMATE WAY

TO RESPOND
TO A SITUATION LIKE THIS.

I'M JUST SAD
FOR THE-EVERYBODY.

ESPECIALLY MYSELF...
AND MEL AND YOU GUYS.

'CAUSE THIS WAS GONNA
BE OUR DAY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

AND EFFORTS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

MEL JUST BROKE UP WITH SAM.

THE WEDDING'S OFF.

WOW, SHE ACTUALLY DID IT.

I SHOULD GO TALK TO HIM.

NO, I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.

HEY, CHLOE, DID YOU HEAR
ABOUT THE WEDDING?

DICK, I JUST GOT
OFF THE PHONE WITH CHLOE.

APPARENTLY MEL
CALLED THE WEDDING OFF.

WHAT, ARE YOU SURE?

I-

YOU KNOW, I KNEW SHE SOUNDED
STRANGE THIS MORNING.

I HAVE TO CALL HER.

WITH THE TWINS...

IT WAS TWO SQUARED,
WHICH IS FOUR, BUT NOW WITH HER

IT'S THREE SQUARED,
WHICH IS NINE.

AND SO THE LOVE-

HELLO?

MEL, HONEY.

I JUST HEARD
THE MOST UPSETTING NEWS.

I KNOW.

I'M SORRY THAT
I DIDN'T CALL YOU,

BUT I JUST-
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW

TO TELL YOU
THAT I CANCELLED IT.

MOM, CAN I CALL YOU BACK?

I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

IT'S TRUE.

THE WEDDING'S REALLY OFF?

THE WEDDING'S OFF?

COME HERE.

OH, DICK.

OH, LEAVE IT.

OH, YOU.

I THINK I'LL
GO CALL THE CLUB

AND GET OUR DEPOSIT
BACK ON OUR GAZEBO.

I'M GONNA HAVE A GLASS
OF WINE AND LINE THE SHELVES

WITH CONTACT PAPER.

HELLO?

SAM.

HEY, ANGELA.

OH, THAT'S COOL.

DID SOMETHING DIFFERENT
TO YOUR HAIR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I BROUGHT BY THE MENUS.

THEY LOOK GREAT.

NO NEED
FOR A BRAVE FACE, DEAR.

CHLOE TOLD US
THAT THE WEDDING'S OFF.

WAIT, WHAT?

WHY WOULD CHL-

ADAM.

I SHOULDA CAUGHT HIM
BEFORE I LEFT.

THE WEDDING'S NOT OFF.

I HAD TO TELL A BUNCH
OF PEOPLE AT WORK THAT

BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW ELSE TO UNINVITE THEM.

BUT I TALKED TO MEL AND SHE SAID
VERY CLEARLY

THAT IT WAS CANCELLED.

NO, NO, WE'RE-

SHE'S PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT

THE APPOINTMENT
YOU GUYS HAVE TODAY

WITH THE WEDDING COORDINATOR.

NO, BUT SHE WAS CRYING.

YEAH, SHE'S PREGNANT.
SHE CRIES A LOT.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

DICK, THE WEDDING'S NOT OFF.

BUT I CALLED THE CLUB.

I CANCELLED THE GAZEBO.

WHAT?

YOU JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.

WAS THAT, LIKE,
THE FIRST THING YOU DID?

WELL, NOT THE FIRST.

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
CANCELLED THE GAZEBO.

MEL'S GONNA-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT MEL'S GONNA DO.

OH, JUST CALM DOWN.
WE'LL GET IT BACK.

IT'S TOO LATE.

IT'S ALREADY BEEN BOOKED
BY SOMEONE ELSE.

WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
WHO BOOKED IT?

CHARLES WAVERLY.

OH, GOD.

WHO'S CHARLES WAVERLY?

DICK BEAT HIM IN THE RACE
FOR CLUB PRESIDENT

BACK IN '98.

AND HE'S BEEN LOOKING
FOR REVENGE EVER SINCE.

YOU KNOW, THEY SAID
THAT HE AND MARGARET

ARE AT THE CLUB RIGHT NOW.

GOOD, ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THEN WE'LL
GET OVER THERE

AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS
BEFORE MEL FINDS OUT.

THANK GOODNESS THAT MEL
DIDN'T WANNA GO SEE

THAT WEDDING COORDINATOR TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
I WOULDA KEPT HER AWAY.

I AM A TERRIBLE LIAR.

LET'S DO THIS.

HELLO?
MEL!

HEY, MOM.

I'M SORRY I WAS SO SHORT
WITH YOU EARLIER.

I'VE JUST BEEN SO EMOTIONAL.

OH, THAT'S OKAY, DEAR.
BYE!

WAIT, HOLD ON.

I'M FEELING BETTER.

YOU KNOW, AND I REALIZED
THAT WE HAVE

SO MUCH TO DO SO I THINK WE
SHOULD GO TO THE CLUB TODAY.

OH, NO, I CAN'T GO NOW.

MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP.

THEY'RE PAINTING THE TIRES.

OKAY.

UM, WELL,
I'LL JUST PICK YOU UP THEN.

I'M GONNA HOP IN THE SHOWER

AND I'LL BE THERE
IN ABOUT AN HOUR, BYE.

PAINTING THE TIRES?

I SAID I'M A BAD LIAR.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET BETTER AT IT FAST.

YOU NEED TO KEEP MEL AWAY
FROM THAT CLUB.

OKAY.

SAM.

YOU KNOW,
THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA COOL.

WE'RE ON A MISSION TOGETHER.
WE'RE A TEAM.

WE'RE NOT A TEAM.

I LIKE TO PRETEND
WE'RE A TEAM.

ANYWAY,
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE?

THAT'S CHARLES.

ALL RIGHT,
TARGET LOCATED.

LET'S TURN ON MY
LITTLE CHARM BUTTON HERE.

DOO-DOO-DERP.
LET'S GO.

PLEASE,
DON'T CHARM HIM.

YOU DON'T KNOW THIS MAN.

HE LIVES FOR COMPETITION.

THE ONLY WAY
THAT WE'RE GO-

THAT I AM GOING TO GET
THE GAZEBO IS IF I WIN IT.

CHARLIE.

DICKY.

WHO'S YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND?

THIS IS SAM BRIGGS.

HI.

HE'S GONNA
MARRY MY DAUGHTER MEL.

GOOD FOR YOU.

ACTUALLY,
UNTIL EARLIER TODAY,

THE WEDDING WAS GONNA TAKE PLACE
HERE IN THE ROSE GAZEBO.

BUT THEN YOU LET IT GO AND
MARGARET AND I SNATCHED IT UP

FOR OUR 25th
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU GIMME
A CHANCE TO WIN IT BACK, HUH?

I COULDN'T DO THAT.

THE GAZEBO'S IMPORTANT
TO MAGGIE.

HOW ABOUT WE PLAY FOR
THIS WATCH?

GIN, IS IT?

GIN IT IS.
YOU'RE ON.

TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE
A FOURTH.

WE COULD PLAY BRIDGE.

THAT'S REALLY MY GAME.

MINE TOO.

YEAH, MINE THREE.

IT'S A GREAT GAME.
I LOVE BRIDGE.

USED TO PLAY ALL THE TIME.

IN COLLEGE THEY
NICKNAMED ME "BRIDGE".

MY FRIEND "BEER"
GAVE ME THAT NICKNAME.

OH, HI, HONEY.

PERFECT TIMING.

BRIDGE IT IS.

COOL.

"BRIDGE", CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?

ALL RIGHT.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BRIDGE, DO YOU?

I MIGHT HAVE ROUNDED UP
MY BRIDGE-PLAYING ABILITIES...

FROM ZERO.

BUT IT'S OKAY.

IT CAN'T BE
THAT HARD, RIGHT?

COME ON, I'M A QUICK STUDY.

TRY ME.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

IN BROAD STROKES.
ALL RIGHT.

YOUR BID INDICATES WHICH SUIT
OR NONE AT ALL

YOU THINK YOU'LL USE
AS YOUR TRUMP

AND HOW MANY TRICKS
YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE.

FOLLOW THE SUIT
THAT'S LED.

HIGH CARD WINS
UNLESS THERE IS A TRUMP.

IF TWO TRUMPS,
HIGH TRUMP CARD WINS.

DID YOU UNDERSTAND
ANY OF THAT?

YEAH, SOUNDS FUN.
LET'S DO IT.

THAT'S THE SHORTEST GAME
OF BRIDGE I'VE EVER PLAYED.

DO YOU THINK WE CAN
GET DICK'S NAME SANDED

OFF THE BACK BY SATURDAY?

COME ON, I DON'T WANNA BE LATE.

BUT WE CAN'T LEAVE.

WE HAVE TO-
WE HAVE TO...

CLEAN UP THAT COFFEE MUG.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HOW'D IT BREAK?

OH, YOUR FATHER
AND I WERE... FIGHTING.

YOU WERE FIGHTING?
MM-HMM.

YEAH, IT WAS DREADFUL.

THINGS WERE SAID
AND THEN HE INFERRED-

YOU THREW
A COFFEE MUG AT DAD?

JUST TO SCARE HIM.

BUT IT'S FINE.

IT'S NOT FINE.

MOM, WHAT HAPPENED?

I'LL START
FROM THE BEGINNING.

GOOD GAME.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY
A SERIES OF GAMES THOUGH?

LET'S KEEP IT GOING.
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF WAR?

I'M REALLY GOOD AT WAR.
I'M SORRY, BOYS.

ACCORDING TO MY NEW WATCH,

MAGGIE AND I ARE
LATE FOR TENNIS.

ENJOY YOUR WEDDING
WHEREVER YOU HAVE IT.

WE PLAY YOU. DOUBLES
FOR THE GAZEBO. WHAT?

THAT'S AN INTERESTING IDEA.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY
GOOD AT TENNIS.

DICK, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS ONE.

I'M, LIKE, 100 YEARS YOUNGER
THAN ALL YOU PEOPLE.

WHEN YOU
COMBINE THE AGES.

IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE
NOT UP TO IT, DICKY.

SORRY, I-

HELLO?

MEL'S IN THE BATHROOM.

AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A RIDICULOUSLY

COMPLICATED STORY AND I'M PRETTY
SURE THAT SHE'S ON TO ME.

GOT IT.

LET'S PLAY.

WONDERFUL.

SAM, YOU GET A GOLF CART.

THE COURTS
ARE KINDA FAR AWAY.

I DON'T WANT MAGGIE
TO HAVE TO WALK.

OKAY.

SEE, THEY'RE OLD.

LET'S GET YOU SOME CLOTHES.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN JUST TAKE A CART?

THERE'S A SYSTEM IN PLACE.
OKAY.

NAME AND MEMBER NUMBER.

I'M NOT MEMBER.

WELL, GREAT.

A NON-MEMBER.

DRIVER'S LICENSE.

REAL-OKAY.
YEAH.

I'M WITH MY-A FRIEND OF-

OKAY.

LOOK AT ME, PLEASE.

YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR.

YEAH.

I LIKE IT BETTER
THE OLD WAY.

OKAY, ACTUALLY,
I'M SO SORRY.

I'M IN A LITTLE BIT
OF A HURRY.

CAN WE JUST-
I GET ONE OF THESE-

I WISH IT WERE
THAT SIMPLE.

ISN'T IT?
YES.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE, UH,
NUMBER 16.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT WAS THAT?

YOU NEED TO GET IT BACK TO US
IN THE EXACT CONDITION

YOU ARE GETTING IT,
WHICH IS MINT.

OKAY.

TURN THE KEY.

OH, THAT MAKES SENSE,
OKAY.

EASY!
OH, SORRY.

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THROW
THAT COFFEE MUG DID YOU?

NO, NOT REALLY.

THEN WHY ARE YOU LYING?

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA
TELL YOU

THAT YOUR FATHER
AND I BROKE IT WHEN...

WE WERE MAKING LOVE
HERE IN THE STUDY.

OH, GOD.

MOM, IF YOU DON'T WANNA
TELL THE TRUTH, JUST SAY SO.

I AM.

NOW, COME ON, WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR THE CLUB.

MAKING LOVE, GROSS.

THIS IS NICE THE PRO SHOP
LENT ME ALL THIS STUFF.

NOW WE LOOK LIKE A TEAM.

WE'RE NOT A TEAM.

AND THAT WAS $400
ON MY ACCOUNT.

OH.

YOU BETTER BE GOOD AT TENNIS.

DICK, ON THIS,
I PROMISE I AM GOOD.

I'M LIKE STEFFI GRAF.

OR, WELL,

DOES SHE STILL PLAY?

WHOEVER'S CURRENTLY
GOOD AND IS A MAN.

THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT.

IT'S A LITTLE BIT MUCH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE NEED TO PUT
ON YOUR BALD SPOT-

THAT SUN'S GONNA
GET YOU GOOD.

WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

OH, FOR GOD SAKES!

HERE, YOU CAN PUT THIS ON.

WE'RE JUST GONNA
FINISH STRETCHING

WHILE YOU TWO LADIES
PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP.

ANOTHER BURN.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
BOTHERING WITH THE SUNSCREEN.

I'M GOING TO WARM UP.

HE'S WARMING UP!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

DICK'S GOING
TO WARM UP, CHARLES.

THE HORSE IS COMING
OUTTA THE BARN,

SO LOOK OUT.

A HORSE NAMED DICK.

A BIG, WHITE STALLION.

WELL, ANYWAY,
THE POINT IS

THAT YOU GOT A WARM DICK
COMING AT YOU,

SO GET READY.

OH, MY GOD!

CHARLES, ARE YOU OKAY?

OOH.

SORRY, CHARLIE.

I THINK HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

OH, YOU WANNA DRIVE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IT WAS AN INNOCENT MISTAKE.

I DO THAT KINDA THING
ALL THE TIME.

I DON'T.

ALL RIGHT,
SO WE'LL JUST RETURN THE CART

TO THE CART BARN
AND GIVE HIM A LITTLE TIME

TO LET THE SWELLING GO DOWN
AND TAKE ANOTHER RUN AT HIM.

WE'RE NOT TAKING
ANOTHER RUN, SAM.

IT'S MEL!
STOP THE CAR.

OKAY, WE'RE AT AN OFFICE.
PLAY THAT.

HEY.

SO MY MOM HAS OFFICIALLY
LOST HER MIND,

BUT WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR WAY
TO THE CLUB.

AND I DECIDED I WANNA MEET
WITH THE COORDINATOR AFTER ALL.

NO, NO, HONEY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GO TO THE CLUB.

THIS IS YOUR DAY
TO-TO-TO-TO-

ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY
TO THE CLUB?

SHE'S ON HER WAY
TO THE CLUB.

ARE YOU STILL AT WORK?

YEAH, JUST SITTING,
JUST WORKING AT WORK.

OKAY.
OKAY, BABE.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

I'M AT
THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BYE.

BYE.

ALL RIGHT, WE NEED
TO GO TO THE CLUBHOUSE,

WE NEED TO HIT THE WAVERLYS
WITH PLAN "B".

AND WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH PLAN "B".

NO, SAM.

I THINK WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
IS YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT

HOW YOU'RE GONNA TELL MEL
THAT THANKS TO YOU,

SHE WON'T BE HAVING THE WEDDING
THAT SHE'S ALWAYS DREAMT OF.

THANKS TO ME?

I DON'T KNOW,
I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE BIT

OF SHARED BLAME
HERE ON THIS ONE.

LIKE A 60/40 SITUATION.

I'LL TAKE THE 60.

OKAY, 70/30,
MY FINAL OFFER.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

WERE YOU JUST
A LITTLE BIT HAPPY

WHEN YOU THOUGHT
THE WEDDING WAS OFF?

YES.

WOW.

LOOK, SAM.

I DON'T THINK
THAT YOU'RE A BAD PERSON.

BUT BAD THINGS HAPPEN
TO YOU ALL THE TIME.

AND NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU,
THEY'RE STARTING

TO HAPPEN TO ME.

SO FORGIVE ME IF I'M NOT
THRILLED THAT MY DAUGHTER

IS MARRYING SOMEONE
WHO CAN'T SEEM TO DO

THE SIMPLEST THING RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GET THAT GAZEBO BACK,

SO JUST CUT YOUR LOSSES.

DICK, PLEASE TURN THE CART AROUND. NO.

PLEASE, I'M JUST-

IT'S DANGEROUS
TO DRIVE ANGRY ANYWAY.

PARKING BRAKE IS BROKEN.

YEAH, I FIGURED THAT OUT.

DICK, WAIT UP.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
NOT GONNA TELL MEL

THAT SHE LOST THE GAZEBO
AND I DON'T WANT HER

TO HEAR ABOUT IT
FROM A WEDDING PLANNER,

SO I'LL TELL HER MYSELF.

MELANIE, WAIT!

I'M DYING OF LUPUS.

THAT'S THEM.

OH, THIS IS GONNA
BREAK HER HEART.

GO, GO, SHH.

JUST-I'M NOT READY TO GIVE UP
ON THIS YET.

PLEASE, LET ME SHOW YOU
I CAN DO SOMETHING RIGHT.

WHERE ARE WE?
LADIES' LOCKER ROOM.

MELANIE.

THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.

MOM, WHAT IS WITH YOU?

CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TALK
TO THE WEDDING COORDINATOR?

LET'S USE
THE BATHROOM FIRST.

I DON'T HAVE TO GO.
OH, NONSENSE.

YOU CAN ALWAYS
GO A LITTLE.

THEY'RE COMING.
THEY'RE COMING.

SORRY, SORRY.

COME ON.

AH, MARGARET.

MARGARET.

ARE YOU STILL WONDERING WHY
I CANCELLED THAT GAZEBO SO FAST?

DICK, PLEASE.

? ELY NAKED.

STAY AWAY FROM ME.

WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE, DICK?

DICK, LET ME.
I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO.

CAN I JUST-BEFORE THEY KICK
US OUTTA HERE,

PLEASE LEMME SAY
ONE THING TO YOU GUYS.

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT
WHAT'S HAPPENED TODAY.

THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO-
WE CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO

PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOU
OR SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOU.

I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

ALTHOUGH, KUDOS ON MAINTAINING.
THEY LOOK-

ANYWAY.

UM, THIS WHOLE GAZEBO THING

WAS SO IMPORTANT TO MEL THAT-

AND SHE'S IMPORTANT TO US.

WE SCREWED IT UP AND WE ARE
WILLING TO DO ANYTHING

TO GET IT BACK.

SO FORGET
ALL THE BETTING AND GAMES.

I SHOULDA JUST ASKED
YOU THIS UP FRONT.

WOULD YOU JUST
PLEASE RECONSIDER?

GIVE US A MINUTE.

OH, WHO DID THIS?

SAM BRIGGS!

YOU CAN HAVE THE GAZEBO.

REALLY?

YES.

IT'S YOUR WEDDING,

AND WEDDINGS
TRUMP ANNIVERSARIES

IN MY BOOK.

LIKE CLUBS
TRUMP SPADES, HUH, RIGHT?

SEE, I LEARNED
A LITTLE BIT OF BRIDGE TODAY.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

OKAY, WE'LL GO TELL
THE COORDINATOR

THAT THE GAZEBO'S
YOURS AGAIN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

SAM, DAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

EVERYTHING'S FINE?

OH, DICK,
HOW DID YOU DO IT?

I DIDN'T.

SAM DID.

DAD, DID YOU
JUST TOUCH SAM?

YOU DID, RIGHT THERE.

I FELT IT.

WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING ALONG.

NOW LET'S GO
LOOK AT THE GAZEBO.

COME ON.

WOW.

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

WOULDN'T GET MARRIED
ANYWHERE ELSE.

SAM BRIGGS!

YOU DESTROYED NUMBER 16.

OKAY, MAN, YOU NEED TO-
IT'S A GOLF CART.

AND I DIDN'T DESTROY IT.
I BROKE THE PARKING BRAKE.

DOES A GOLF CART EVEN
NEED A PARKING BRAKE?

AS IT TURNS OUT, YES.

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