Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 3, Episode 19 - The Girl with a Gift for Disaster - full transcript

Hey, Bonnie, how does
Chinese food sound for lunch?

Oh, I thought,
I'd surprise my boyfriend

and take him out to lunch.

You know, last night
he kind of let it slip

that he was working over on
Connecticut Avenue, so I figur--

Uh, this is the third time
this week

you've taken him out to lunch.

What are you trying to do

bribe him with Quiche Lorraine?

That isn't funny, Joan.

It wasn't meant to be.



I'll see you later.

They're not gonna take their
lunch break in there till 12:30.

We're gonna have to wait
a few minutes.

Look, you think you're still
gonna be able to crack that safe

without using
a plastic explosive, hm?

Well,
with this little baby along

it'll be a lead pipe cinch.

Uh-huh, well.

Just in case you can't..

that should create a nice little
diversionary effect

uh, while you blow it open.

You know, I really wish
we didn't have to have

all these explosives around.

The odds are a million to one



against this going off
by itself.

Will you relax?

We got a couple of minutes
before we sneak in.

Let's go get a cup of coffee.

You know, Mayfield's risking

an awful lot of equipment
on this job.

- I wonder what he thinks..
- Mark!

He's gonna get out..

- Mark!
- Who's that?

Some broad I've been datin'
for about a month.

Been tryin' to dump her. She's
hangin' on like poison ivy.

Hi. How are you?

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Will you stop babbling and keep
running? Get in here and shut..

What are your bosses gonna say

when they find out
I blew up your van?

What are you talking about,
Bonnie?

You didn't cause that van
to explode.

No, maybe not directly,
but, Mark

I seem to have this talent
for disasters.

I mean,
I'm always right in the middle

when something terrible happens.

Remember what happened
the time we went boating

on Chesapeake Bay?

I lost my balance.

It could happen to anybody.

What about the time on my couch?

Look, my back went out,
I said I was sorry.

- The time we went skiing.
- Okay, look..

'The mountain,
it just sort of fell on us.'

I don't wanna hear this.
I don't care about this.

You guys can flap your jaws
all day long

but I'm gonna get out of here
before they find out

what's inside that van.

See? You see this?

I am a jinx!

'These little pieces
of French fried machinery'

'were found in a gutted van
that exploded outside'

of J and R Electronics today.

- Have the lab boys ID'd these?
- Yeah.

This little item here

is a super-sensitive
listening device

that, in the right hands
could be used to crack open

even the most sophisticated
combination-locked vault.

Like the one
in J and R Electronics?

Right,
but the important thing, Diana

is that that listening device is
one of several that was stolen

from a government research lab
about a month ago.

You take a look at this.

'Uh, it's rumored to be the work
of William Mayfield.'

One of the best white-collar
thieves in the business.

He specializes in rare items,
one of a kind.

Like, uh, touring Inca treasures
or, uh, prototype weaponry.

Things of that nature.

I take it that no one's ever
caught him with the goods.

'No one's ever caught him,
period.'

One of the reasons is because
he's an expert statistician.

He's obsessed
with the law of probability.

I even heard that he has a
full-time research psychologist

that he retains year-round.

You've, uh, got more
gambling equipment here, doctor

than Atlantic City.

The other way, please.

One of my special fields
of interest, Mr. Reuben.

I did graduate work
in probability theory

'at Duke University.'

'But I've never seen anything
quite like this.'

I, uh, appreciate you seeing us
on such short notice.

My association with Mr. Mayfield

has been a very fruitful one
for both of us.

I'm glad to be of..

...service.

Sorry.

Well, um, that's quite alright,
Ms. Murphy.

Um, why don't we try something
a little safer

like, uh, flipping a coin?

Now, ideally, the coin should
come up heads half the time

'and, uh, tails the other.'

Though, in practice,
the ratio's closer to 60-40.

Tsk.

But under no circumstances
is it supposed to be doing this.

I, uh, I've heard
about a coin doing that.

I've just never actually
seen it before.

Well, take a good look then

because the odds
are a thousand to one

against your seeing that
again soon.

Uh, Mr. Reuben,
it's absolutely amazing.

I have never seen anyone exert
such influence over the odds

as your friend.

How does she do it?

One school of thought might
ascribe Bonnie's, um, gift

to the same unnatural forces
that produce poltergeists.

And still another to
electrochemical brain impulses.

Whichever it is, she brings out

the more remote possibilities
of a given situation.

In Ms. Murphy's presence

all the lines of probability
tend to converge.

What does that mean?

Well, it means..

...she's a jinx.

Right.

Hi, did you get in touch
with, uh, Mayfield?

Well, sort of.

What do you mean, "Sort of?"

Well, it's more like
he got in touch with us.

Hi.

J and R Electronics does have
something in development

big enough to warrant
Mayfield 's interest?

Affirmative.

A microwave scrambler
capable of transmitting

jamming signals
across a wide bandwidth.

'It is conceivable
that a prototype model'

could cut off all telephone

television
and radio communication

within an area
of 50 square miles.

Why would
a commercial electronics firm

be developing a weapon
like that?

The project
has been subcontracted

by the Pentagon

for possible military use.

I better take a look at it
myself then.

If Mayfield is that hot to get
it, he may make a second try.

And from what you've said,
sounds like his kind of robbery.

Yeah.

Tell me, Ira

how do you make those computers
you tap in to

tell you what you want?

Let us just say, Diana Prince

that my telemetry
is exceptional.

Of course.

Well, I know it's hard
to accept, Mr. Mayfield

b-but such things
have been well documented

through the centuries.

Bonnie Murphy can bend
probability curves.

I don't know how or why.

'I just know that she does.'

Well, thank you, doctor.
Thank you very much.

Well, it seems

your girlfriend is a jinx,
after all.

Oh, well, not professionally.
She just dabbles, you know?

Don't be smug, Mr. Reuben.

If I did not have utter faith
in Dr. Koren's judgment

I can assure you

you'd be fertilizing
the continental shelf.

So what does this have to do

with the recovery of $50,000
worth of stolen property?

It doesn't.

It replaces $50,000 worth
of stolen property.

'You see, Bonnie's the perfect
diversionary weapon.'

'Whenever she becomes nervous
or upset'

everything around her
goes haywire.

Can you imagine how easy
it would be to rob a building

if, say, there was
a ten-car collision outside

or a fire or a flood?

But what if
her amazing abilities

were to backfire on us?

Well, we keep her far enough
away from us to be safe

but near enough to create
an interesting diversion.

Alright, gentlemen.

Here.

Mark, um, I-I don't understand
any of this.

Uh, you drag me out of work

you make me drive
all the way back here to..

Mark, you listening to me? Mark,
you're making me very nervous.

Whatever you do,
don't be nervous.

Do you understand me now?
Don't be nervous.

Uh..

Mark, are you in trouble
with the plumbing company

'cause I blew up your van?

Bonnie,
I don't work for that company.

I work for the IADC.

The IADC?

'Yes.
I couldn't tell you before.'

National security, you know?

But that van
was part of our operation

and you destroyed it.

- Oh, no.
- That's alright now.

I'm doing everything I can
to clear you. Now..

In a couple of minutes we're
gonna meet a few of our agents

and we're going to discuss it,
so just relax.

Mark, wha-what are you,
what are you waiting for?

You look like
you're expecting the sky

to fall in any minute
or something.

- Yeah, that'd do it.
- What?

I said, I think I spotted
some enemy agents over there.

- Where?
- 'Don't look. Smile.'

I'm gonna go over
and check it out.

If anything should happen,
just...don't be nervous.

But, Mark!

Mark, don't leave me here.

Mark, what am I supposed to do
if.. Oh.

Alright, come on. Come on.

They said
the building might explode.

Alright, everybody out.

'Go on. Don't panic now.
Come on.'

'...this building
as quickly as you possibly can.'

'As quickly as humanly possible,
go on, leave..'

They told us
to evacuate the building.

'J-just keep going.
Get as far away as possible.'

'Mark?'

'Mark?'

'Mark!'

'Mark? Mark?'

Yeah.

Mark?

Mark, wh-where are you?

Mark?

- Where's your girlfriend?
- Who cares? Let's go.

Mark, where, where are you?

Mark?

'Mark, where are you, Mark?'

'Mark?'

'Mark?'

'Mark!'

'Mark, where are you?'

Mark? Mark!

'Mark! Mark!'

Apparently, Mayfield's men

created the accident
on the street as a diversion.

It emptied out the building
long enough

for them to steal
the microwave scrambler.

The question is, now..

Will you hand me my coffee?

The question is, now
does Mayfield sell the device

to the black market or does he
use it to go after bigger game?

And if so, what?

Ira's been working on that

and he's come up with
about a dozen possible targets

that fit Mayfield's pattern.

The most likely of which is
the Declaration of Independence.

What?

The National Archives is having
its annual housecleaning.

Each year, certain documents

like the Declaration
of Independence

the, uh, Constitution Treaty
of Paris and so on

'are taken
from public exhibition'

'and transferred
to a depository'

where they're checked for
deterioration and other damage.

So you think
that's what Mayfield's after?

Well, if he is, he's, uh,
slipped a cog somewhere

because the depository
is protected by more Marines

than were at Guadalcanal.

Ah. May I help you?

Yeah, um, I'm looking
for my boyfriend. He works here.

His name is, uh, Reuben.
Mark Reuben?

Well, I'm afraid that name
doesn't sound familiar at all.

W-well, um, he-he's tall, uh,
dark, very good looking, uh..

Honey, that description
fits half the agents

in this building.

I think they breed 'em for that,
you know?

But Mark is special.

I'm sure if you just look in
your files you'll find his name.

I'm sorry, miss, we just don't
have anybody by that name.

But if you could give me a
little something more to go on..

Okay, alright.
Uh, he wears contact lenses.

No, no, that wouldn't help. Uh..

He's, he's got a mole
on his left knee.

Oh, but then you wouldn't know
about that, would you? I hope.

Uh, uh, something wrong, Karen?

Oh, no, Ms. Prince,
this young woman

is just looking for a friend.

Mark? Mark, where are you?

His name is Mark, right?

Yes, you know him, Mark Reuben.

Well, no, but I think that you
and I oughta have a little talk.

Why don't you come in
to my office?

Give her a badge.
And you'll have to sign for it.

Oh, okay.

Mark Reuben.

This way. Thank you, Karen.

Now..

You were outside
J and R Electronics

a few hours ago, weren't you?

Uh, yeah, that's where
Mark and I were supposed to meet

the other IADC agents.

The other agents?

Uh, because of what I did
to the van.

You see, I didn't mean anything

and Mark was gonna try
and help me explain.

Ms. Murphy,
let's get one thing clear.

I was the only IADC agent
at that building today.

Y-you and Mark?

'Ms. Murphy,
to the best of my knowledge'

there is no agent
named Mark Reuben working here.

Uh, look, I-I know you people

have to keep your cover stories
and all that

but, uh, I am really
getting worried about him.

- He disappeared so suddenly--
- Ms. Murphy.

I am afraid that your boyfriend
was lying to you

when he told you
that he worked for the IADC.

Now, it wouldn't be
the first time that someone

you know,
tried to impress his girlfriend

by telling her
something like that.

You've got your nerve.

Mark would never lie to me.

- I know you're upset.
- Upset?

No, I'm not upset.
Why should I be upset?

Just because the only guy
who's ever looked sideways at me

just suddenly disappears and
nobody will tell me where he is?

And then you come along and you
tell me that he's lying to me.

- Is that it?
- Yeah, I know..

I know you're worried.

Don't patronize me, Ms. Prince.

I am not stupid.

I know Mark probably
isn't in love with me.

'Maybe it isn't as important
to him as it is to me.'

But people like me, we take
what we can get, you know?

And if that means
that it's someone

to, to make dinner for,
somebody to, to watch TV with

'somebody to hold,
then I'll take it.'

And I won't give it up
without a fight.

Thank you for all your help,
Ms. Prince.

Oh.

Ms. Murphy!

Huh!

Karen, that little girl
I took in to my office

which way did she go?

She went that way
like a bat out of..

Oh.

Bonnie!

Mm..

Wait a minute!

You're acting like
I just returned from the dead.

You may as well have.

Oh, Mark,
I was so worried about you.

- You disappeared so suddenly.
- Oh, now.

Bonnie,
you have to understand now.

A government agent
can't always be polite.

Mark, I just had
the most horrible experience.

I went looking for you
at the IADC.

- What?
- Well..

They wouldn't tell me anything.

They wouldn't even admit
that they knew you.

Ms. Prince treated me
like I just fell off

a turnip truck or something.

- Uh, Prince, Prince, I--
- Diana Prince.

Oh, Diana. Yes, of course.

Good woman, good woman.
She, uh..

You have to understand, Bonnie.

She couldn't really be sure
that you knew me.

I figured
it was something like that.

Anyway, did you fix it
with your bosses about the van?

Oh, yeah, yeah,
everything's copacetic.

Oh. Good, I'm glad that's over.

- I have an idea.
- What?

What would you say
to a nice, quiet little drive

in the country tomorrow, hm?

I know a little place
down in Virginia.

We can have a nice, quiet picnic
by ourselves.

- What do you say?
- Oh, Mark, that'd be terrific.

Okay, I'll pick you up
around 11:00.

Okay.

So I told her we were going
to take a picnic in Virginia.

She'll be there if we need her.

Excellent. Excellent.

You know, I had my doubts
about your Ms. Murphy's

abilities in the beginning.

But after her help in obtaining
the microwave scrambler

well, I must say, I'm impressed.

'Now, if she can prove useful
in tomorrow's operation'

'well, then she will have more
than paid her way, so to speak.'

But alas, thereafter,
for safety's sake

we will have to surrender her
to Neil's tender mercies.

You have no objections,
of course?

Uh, well, um, no, no.

Where, uh, shall we meet you?

Route 50, Arlington Boulevard

just before it intersects
with the capital beltway.

Now, the army truck
from Shepherd's lab

will be there about 12:25.

'And we shall be there
at the same time'

'to relieve them
of their cargo.'

- Which is?
- Ah.

Don't be impatient, Mr. Reuben.

There'll be a general meeting
tonight at 8:00.

The full scope
and detail of my plan

will be revealed to you then.

Oh, uh, by the way

Bonnie told me she talked to
an IADC agent, told her my name.

I mean, I don't know
how much they know.

- What was the agent's name?
- Uh, Prince. Diana Prince.

- 'You know her?'
- Yes.

One of their top agents
and very formidable.

Well, we can't have her
nosing around after us, can we?

You want me to take care of her,
do you?

We'll let Neil take care of it.

He's been a little restless
lately.

And, uh, he's more expendable.

Don't press your luck.

I said I was impressed,
not overwhelmed.

Looking for someone?

Hold it.

Why is it you people
always want to leave

just when the conversation
is-is getting started?

Who do you work for? Mayfield?

And where does he keep
his, uh, stolen goodies?

He keeps the heavy stuff
under lock and key somewhere.

'All as I've ever seen
is his private collection'

in his office,
and it's all legal.

Well, well, so much
for the frontal assault.

What's Mayfield's current plan?

We don't know yet.
We get it in bits and pieces.

He's going to steal something
being shipped

from Virginia to Washington
tomorrow.

'That's all I know.
Some kind of weapon.'

Where does Bonnie Murphy
fit into this?

She's a jinx.

She's a what?

A jinx? Come on.

Wonder Woman
must have been kidding.

I know, it sounds crazy, Steve

but there are theories
to prove it.

Apparently, this Murphy girl

attracts accidents
like a magnet.

'Like the way that car
rammed into the propane truck'

in front of J and R Electronics

and the way that picture
sort of just popped off the wall

when Bonnie got upset.

I suppose
Mayfield is too intrigued

with the theory of probability
for us to discount the idea.

What did Wonder Woman do
with the guy

that she got
all this information from?

Well, before she let him go,
she used her lasso

to make him forget
their conversation

and also to make him believe

that he had, indeed,
killed me, as he planned.

'It looks like the only way
we're gonna get anything'

on Mayfield
is to catch him red-handed.

Which means, letting him proceed
with his robbery tomorrow.

'Now, gentlemen,
this is the depository'

where each year
certain documents are kept

while being examined
for damages.

'The Constitution'

'the Declaration
of Independence'

'the Bill of Rights.'

All irreplaceable items.

The place is a virtual fortress,
guarded by dozens of Marines

veritably impregnable
under normal circumstances.

Now, this is the device
that we'll be after tomorrow.

'It's a, a prototype model
of an electrical disrupter'

'that can project
an electric magnetic field'

'that is capable
of short-circuiting any machine'

whether
it is an automobile engine

or all the way
to an electrical power plant.

Now, tomorrow night

'once we have obtained
this device'

we shall incapacitate
the main generator

of the Potomac
Generating Station

'thereby plunging
the entire city of Washington'

'into darkness, gentlemen.'

'Now..'

...after that, we will use
the microwave scrambler

to cut off all communication.

Telephones, televisions, radios.

Even the armed forces'
walkie-talkies.

The city will be paralyzed

and the army, the National Guard

the local enforcements

they will have their hands full,
gentlemen.

Now, the blackout

will effectively cut off
the depository

from the rest of the world.

'And once we have neutralized
the Marine Guards'

there will be no place that
they can draw reinforcements.

And, my friends

the depository
and its entire contents

of American historical documents
will be mine!

Mine for the taking.

'Gentlemen, tomorrow night
will become famous..'

...or should we say infamous

as the night the lights went out
all over Washington.

I made tuna fish sandwiches.
I hope that's okay.

Fine, Bonnie, fine.

They're leaving now, Steve.
I'm following.

Yeah, we got you, Di.

Alright, uh,
we'll pick up their trail

right as they leave the city.

Where's the truck?

Leave it to the government
to be late.

Ah, just relax, will you?

We're not supposed
to do anything until

Mark shows up
with Calamity Jane anyway.

Oh, this looks nice, Mark.
Why don't we stop here?

Uh, well,
I know a little better spot

just a little ways
down the road.

'Oh, okay.'

Yeah.

Is, uh, is something wrong?

I don't know,
that car's been pacing us

for the last ten minutes.

Don't look around.

Um, you don't think that, uh

that it's the other side,
do you?

- Could be, Bonnie, could be.
- Oh! Oh!

Oh, oh..

I'm turning off now, Steve.
He's all yours.

Thanks, Diana.
We've got another car coming.

As soon as they make their move,
we're gonna close in.

Let's go.

They're gone now.

I guess
we're both just a little jumpy.

Maybe.

Caldwell, this is Trevor.

We're following Reuben's car,
heading west on Route 50

about a mile
from the capital beltway.

Well, here comes
our little bad-luck charm now.

Let's go.

Uh, this is Trevor. They just
picked up another tail.

It must be
one of their accomplices.

I'll tell you what, uh,
we're gonna lay back a little

give 'em a chance to pull off
their hijack before we move in.

Oh, my Lord, Mark.

I think there's been
some kind of accident.

Don't you touch that!

Alright.

Now you fellows do
exactly what I say

and nobody will get hurt.

Now you hit the ground,
head to toes.

Hit the ground!
Head to toes! Turn around!

Hundred push-ups, let's go!

Alright. Hut-one.

- Hut-two, hut-three--
- What are, what are you doin'?

Well, they looked kind of stupid
standing there with their hand--

Are you out of your mind
or what?

...th-these kind of guys made me
do push-ups, so I thought

I could get back now
and have them do some push-ups..

'Yeah? Well, we're here
for somethin' else.'

'Well, you guys, let's go.
Ready?'

- 'And one..'
- Come on.

'Get some push-ups going,
let's go!'

Will you.. Wait till I..

'Hut-one, hut-two.'

'Hut-one, hut-two.'

'Hut-one, hut-two..'

'Hut-one, hut-two. Hut-one--'

We heard some tires screeching.
We thought that we'd come down--

- Alright, hold it right there!
- Stand behind me, Bonnie.

Well, uh, Mark, no wonder things

haven't been going well
for you lately.

That's your friend, Bob.

Now, knock off the conversation.

If you two keep your mouths shut

you might just live
to see another sunset.

You won't get away with this,
Bob.

The IADC doesn't forget
traitors.

Right there, drop your weapons!

- Mark.
- Bonnie, listen.

I'm sorry I got you into this

because now
we're both going to die

and I'll never have a chance
to tell you

how much you mean to me.

Alright, drop the gun slowly.

Alright, freeze!
Alright, Wonder Woman.

Alright! One more move
and she buys the farm.

You wouldn't shoot
your own girlfriend.

- Try me.
- Uh..

Mark, I thought
we were on the right side.

Shut up. Alright,
we're going to the truck.

Neil! Bob!

I'm well aware
that you could catch up to us

without working up a sweat,
but you do and she dies.

Not even you are fast enough
to stop that, are you?

Man, that was great
the way you stood up

to Wonder Woman like that.

I would have lost my lunch.

Nothing to it
if you got the nerve.

Ah, well, if this little sucker
doesn't get us back

on Mayfield's good side,
I don't know what will.

'Yeah, you wouldn't think
something this small'

could black out an entire city,
would you?

'Well, size doesn't mean
anything in electronics.'

What are you looking at?

You never cared about me at all,
did you?

All you wanted to do was use me.

'I trusted you.'

I've been dumped on
so many times

that I thought I would
never trust anybody again.

But I trusted you.

Stop whining, will you, please?

- You rotten, no-good, lying--
- 'Oh, oh, oh, honey, oh..'

What are you doing?
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Bonnie!

- 'Bonnie? Bonnie! Bonnie!'
- Wait, will ya forget about it?

Let's just fix the tire
and get out of here. Let her go.

Found the army truck

about a mile
from where it was stolen.

But there's no sign of Mark
or the disrupter.

You're sure
you can't think of anything

that might give us a clue
as to where they went?

No, I-I've been trying
to remember for hours

but all I can think of is what
Mark said before I escaped.

'How he, uh,
did his big job tonight.'

'He didn't say anything else.'

'I'm sorry, Colonel Trevor.'

You can call me Steve.

Steve.

Tell me, how long have you had
this talent of yours?

All my life, when I was five

my parents wanted me
to enter nursery school.

I cried and cried.

They finally had to force me
into the car.

'Then on the way to school,
we rear-ended a truck.'

Happened every day
for the next week.

They finally gave up.

I didn't enter school
till kindergarten.

Bonnie,
that doesn't mean that you--

Wait, wait.

The first time
I went to a dentist

the poor guy
slammed the door on his finger

and broke it in two places.

'My first date took me
roller skating on Long Island.'

I don't even wanna think
about what happened to him.

I gu.. I guess I'm
used to it now, you know?

I just, I just expect it.

Now, there, you see?
That's the trouble.

You expect bad luck,
so that's all you get.

No, no, but it's the odds.
It's nothing I control.

I do something weird
with the odds.

Bonnie, the odds can work
both ways, good or bad.

Maybe if you felt
a little better about your life.

No.

No, it's no, it's no use.

I'm a jinx.

Come on, Bonnie, cut it out.

You're much too pretty of a girl
to go through life

playing cat's cradle
with your fingers.

- You mean that?
- Yes, I do.

Steve,
I just talked to the police

and there's still no sign.

Ah, I can come back later.

Well, it's getting late, Diana.
I'll hold down the fort.

Why don't you go on home
before it gets too dark?

Well, I think
that's a good idea.

Uh, dark, dark. That's it!

- What's it?
- What-what?

Well, in the truck.

They were moving
that disrupter thing

and Mark's friend
said something about

"It's awfully small
to black out an entire city."

- Black out a city? Washington?
- You know, he could do it.

He could use the disrupter
to short-circuit

the main generator
on the Potomac River.

Well, Steve, that's crazy.

A blackout
could cause riots and looting.

Hospitals shutting down,
people could die.

All just so Mayfield can steal
those documents.

I'll get a security team
to the depository right awa..

Diana, maybe we ought to..
Diana?

Neil, listen to me
very carefully.

Short-circuiting
an electrical generator

is not exactly like,
well, blowing out a candle.

There are backup systems,
fail-safe devices.

And I'm sure your associates
are putting them out

one by one.

Now, I'll be waiting
three blocks away.

Well, since this is going to cut
off all radio communication

there'll be no contact until
you return with the documents.

Gentlemen, good luck.

End of step one.

At least our emergency
generators are operating.

Too bad the whole city
of Washington doesn't have one.

Hello, Lou, I need a contingent
at the K Street depository..

Hello?

Darn! The phone's dead.

I wonder..

Yeah, the television's out, too.

Mayfield must be jamming
all the television

and telephone transmissions
with the microwave scrambler.

Guess I'm going to have
to round up as many agents

as I can
right here in the building.

Steve, let me come with you.

Bonnie, I can't let you do that.

Why not?

You afraid I'll jinx you?

You win. Come on.

Okay. Let's hit it.

Well, if you two
aren't good friends by now

you will be by the time
they get you out of this.

Well, the lights are on.
Are you responsible for that?

- Um, I don't think so.
- Well, stick around.

You may be our good-luck charm.

Mark, the lights.

- 'Yeah, what about them?'
- They're back on.

Right.

Oh, terrific, terrific,
by the time I get this open

everybody and their brother
will be in here.

Come on, let's get out of here.

What about the documents?

Mayfield?

Alright. Mayfield can stick
the documents up his nose!

I'm not about to get caught
in here

with a bunch
of trigger-happy Marines.

Come on!

Freeze! IADC.

Wonder Woman, wait.

Bonnie!

I knew you wouldn't let
anything happen to me.

No, of course not.

Bonnie!

I wanted to do it myself.

Ah.

- Any sign of Mayfield?
- 'Uh, no such luck.'

As soon as the lights went on,
he probably caught

the first plane to Brazil.

Well, he might.

But Mayfield
isn't an ordinary thief

he's a collector.

One of his hoods told me earlier

he's got a private collection in
his office.

Right there.

You know, you're a very unique
sort of thief, Mr. Mayfield.

I think people ought
to get a chance to see

what, uh, kind of a man
would black out an entire city

'to satisfy
his own personal obsession.'

How about
if we run a tour through here

once or twice a week?
Would you like that?

That ought to keep you.
You'll be safe here.

Oh, one thing, Bonnie.

Steve tells me that
when Mark pulled his gun on you

down at the depository,
it didn't fire.

Does this mean that you're
beginning to deliver good luck?

Who knows?

Maybe now that I'm feeling

a little bit better about myself

'uh, maybe the odds will turn up
a little more even.'

Some good, some bad.

It's all anyone can ask
out of life, right?

Well, I don't know about
you two, but I am starving.

Anybody interested in finding
an all-night steak house?

Well, thanks, but no, thanks.

I'm going home
and sleep until noon.

How about you, Bonnie? Wanna
have a late dinner with me?

- Oh, I'd love to.
- Great!

Goodnight, Diana.
We'll see you tomorrow.

'Right, Steve.
Take care, Bonnie.'

And I've got a feeling
that your luck

is definitely taking a turn
for the better.

Well, keep working on it.

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