Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 3, Episode 13 - Going, Going, Gone - full transcript
Diana tries to prevent a scientist from selling an atomic bomb on the black market.
We have a pickup to make.
Take her down.
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'When they first came out
of the ocean'
he was babbling about being
chased by a flying saucer.
That's the
first time the Russians
ever used that excuse
for violating US Airspace.
- How's he doin'?
- Still babbling.
"Traumatized" is the word
the doctors used.
He's listed as satisfactory.
What kind of security you got?
Well, 24-hour surveillance.
All visitors, all calls
carefully screened.
- Hospital's cooperating nicely.
- Good.
So far, nothing unusual.
Still no word
from the Soviets?
Now, you kidding?
When one of their jets takes
a nose dive off Catalina Island
you can be sure
it's gonna be a while
before they come out
with an official statement.
Have all the arrangements
for your stay here
in Long Beach
been made, colonel?
Oh, yes.
Thanks very much.
Oh, um, th-there is one thing
you can do for me.
I'm expecting a phone call
from one of our agents
on assignment in Los Angeles.
Now, if you can leave
a message at my hotel
for her to call me here,
I'd appreciate it.
Her? What's the name?
Prince.
Diana Prince.
Hi.
Aah!
Yah!
Psst.
Psst.
Diana told me to tell you
she had to leave.
It was something
about your manners.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Yah!
Eeh-yah!
Aah!
Yah!
Eeh-ah!
Well, this really
hasn't developed
into a very good day,
has it?
And your friend's pictures..
...didn't turn out too well.
You're about to tell me..
...everything you know.
Major Gorovkin.
Major Gorovkin?
Steve?
I got your message
and came right over.
Good. Did you have any luck
with the stolen laser equipment?
'I was tailing a man
who I'm sure'
'was on his way
to wherever it was hidden.'
But, unfortunately,
I was diverted by some thug
who hardly knew his name,
let alone anything
about stolen laser equipment.
So, he's your
close encounter victim?
He's your new assignment.
We unscrambled
his radio conversation
with a Russian base
just before he went down.
'He said he was
jettisoning cargo.'
- 'Then he bailed out.'
- Cargo?
Well, he was carrying something.
'Hopefully we'll
find out what that is'
when we recover the plane.
For sure we're not
going to find anything
more about
the babbling brook.
I beg your pardon.
Yuri Gorovkin is an experienced
and well respected pilot.
He's obviously
in a state of shock.
Or perhaps he's well respected
for his acting ability.
You must be Colonel Trevor?
I am Vladimir Zukov,
Soviet Military Attache.
I'm Diana Prince.
I'm with the IADC also.
I wish to make clear
that I am just as anxious
as both of you to clear up
this terrible mistake.
- That's--
- Colonel, phone call for you.
Excuse me, Diana, I'll be
at a desk right outside.
Uh. That's what it is.
A mistake?
Well, of course,
it is a mistake.
Major Gorovkin
had no instructions
to violate the air territory
of the United States.
And would you tell me
if he did?
I, like you,
have a job to do.
And if we were
honest with each other
both of our jobs would be a
little easier, wouldn't they?
Major Gorovkin inadvertently
strayed over American territory
to avoid collision with a UFO.
Your own military
said so itself.
They also said
that he referred...to a cargo.
What was he carrying?
I have not been provided
with such information.
Mr. Zukov, I really
don't care how embarrassed
'your government
or my government is'
about what's happened here.
My main concern are the people
that our governments represent.
Now, is there something that
we should know about that cargo?
Off the record.
I have told you everything
I can, Ms. Prince.
Well...no doubt
our respective investigations
will keep us bumping heads
for the next few days.
Since, uh, we will be
working together, in a sense
perhaps, you would like to have
dinner with me one evening?
I don't think so.
I suppose your people
keep the IADC pretty busy.
No! Actually it's your people
who keep the IADC
pretty busy.
Good day.
Such an innocent-looking
piece of metal.
It's hard to believe it carries
such a high price tag, isn't it?
All that glisters
is not gold indeed!
Wait a minute.
I'm getting a reading.
It's leaking.
Radiation level
is 5.2 in there.
Just three points
below high risk.
Oh, there's no visible damage.
So, there's really no reason
to disappoint our guests,
is there?
Unfortunately,
there's nothing to be done
until that Russian pilot
decides to do some talking.
My orders are to stay put
until this incident
is all cleared up.
Poor you. Stuck in Southern
California for the duration.
Yeah, only I'm afraid
it's poor you too
because your orders
are to do all the leg work.
Well, until things break here
I'd like to finish up
a little leg work
on my former assignment.
- Goin' back to that warehouse?
- Yeah.
I got the feeling I was
this far from figuring out
what's behind
those laser thefts.
You're gonna need some backup?
No, I've become pretty
self-reliant these days.
Alright.
- Just be careful.
- I will.
Gentlemen, you'll be relieved to
know that Mr. Brown has arrived
safe and sound,
and without incident.
Mr. Brown, I believe you already
know Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones.
Our last encounter
left me holding
an IOU signed by Mr. Jones
for 100,000 Turkish lira.
And it wasn't until Istanbul
that you finally settled
a 50,000 franc due bill
with me, huh, Mr. Brown?
Let's get down to business.
Mr. Brown's dramatic entrance
has set us behind schedule
as he usually does.
Nothing like a get together
between old friends.
Gentlemen.
The subject of today's bidding
one nuclear warhead
recovered from a Russian plane
en route to a certain
Central American country.
'And now the question is,
which of you gentlemen'
and the parties
you today represent
will become
its proud new owners?
The question is, Como
is it worth the extraordinary
price you've placed on it?
Have you ever heard of
my merchandise being inferior?
No, nor do we want your
reputation to be ruined.
That's why we intend
to do some checking.
Excuse me.
Be my guests.
There's no question.
This came from
the Rostov's plant.
It's the real thing.
With this warhead
serving as a prototype
my backers should become
competitors in the arms race
within a year.
Which is why my backers
have no intention
of allowing you
to purchase it.
Oh, I detect a note
of overconfidence
in your voice, Mr. Brown.
Perhaps you and our host
have already made a deal, huh?
I come prepared.
I have seen
the cash down payment
each of you
brought with you
and I am satisfied
you are all prepared.
Of course, the true test
lies ahead. The bidding.
Gentlemen?
Hey!
Don't you know
what a locked door means, lady?
- No trespassing.
- You got it.
Well, I guess there's only
one thing for me to do.
- What's that?
- Leave.
- How?
- Well, uh..
Like this.
It's alright, Wonder Woman.
I've got this one.
Are you alright?
Yes.
I, uh, expected
Ms. Prince to be in here.
Well, Diana had a feeling
that she'd be in over her head
so, she sent me.
She, uh, she didn't tell me
she was working
with Wonder Woman.
Our alliance is strictly
an informal one.
Uh, what have you found?
Well, I was hoping
you could tell me.
It's Russian, isn't it?
Oh, yes, it's..
Well, it appears
to be a map of some kind.
It's a flight plan, I believe.
Filed in Vladivostok.
The final destination appears to
be somewhere in Central America.
I am really indebted
to you, Wonder Woman.
Well, let's just hope
you won't be needing me again.
Here we go.
Steve, all I wanted was
a grilled cheese sandwich.
Well, eat up, kiddo. You've got
a lot of work ahead of you.
Uh-oh.
What did you find out?
Uh, for openers,
Captain Louie
the guy whose name is on
that strip of photographs?
Apparently, he has a lot
of underground connections.
And this amusement park
he runs is just a convenient
cover for his
smuggling operations.
Hey, you want some fries?
No, thanks,
just the grilled cheese.
Okay, well, anyway
he ties in with
the laser equipment
that you've been
trying to track down
in more ways than one.
You remember Sheldon Como?
Como, the government scientist.
Yeah, he's the guy
who developed most of the data
and the equipment that the
government's currently using
in their holography experiments.
Did he defect
or something?
Well, he disappeared
five years ago
but I think
he just changed jobs.
He went from
laser experimentation
to black market smuggling.
It's been rumored
that he's made billions
on illegal sales
of one kind or another.
So we've got
the black market
stolen laser equipment,
and missing cargo
from a downed Russian plane.
Now, the red ribbon
that ties them all together
could be what the field office
just picked off the "Grapevine."
You want a shake?
The red ribbon, Steve.
Apparently, early this morning
an atomic weapon went up
for bids on the black market.
'Probably a nuclear warhead.'
'Anyway, it's now up for grabs'
by people representing various
international interests.
And according to the "Grapevine"
they're prepared to pay
seven-digit down payments
in US currency.
Which means
that the bidding
must be taking place
right here.
A la Captain Louie, no doubt.
Steve, the only thing to do is
to get in on that bidding.
I think I can get a ticket in.
- But I'll need a cover.
- Good.
Remember the gal
who was running guns
for the revolution
in South America last July?
The trouble is, she was just
executed by guerrillas
in the Andes, wasn't she?
That was only a rumor.
It was never confirmed.
Now, Diana, I think
that's your best bet.
'Now, in the, uh,
black market circles'
'she was called "Mrs. Fox."'
Now, you and I will do
the same double agent routine
that we did in Amsterdam
last spring.
Only this time,
we're gonna need
more green stuff.
A lot more.
The field office is taking care
of that little detail
as we speak.
Too bad about one thing, though.
What's that?
'If both of us go undercover'
poor Mr. Zukov is not gonna
have anybody to tail.
Cold war is hell, isn't it?
Don't forget, Steve..
...it'll get worse
before it gets better.
Right.
- Mrs. Fox?
- Yes.
My assistant tells me
you want to talk to me.
It certainly can't be
to complain about our equipment.
Well, the, uh, sights
on this rifle are a little off
which you may
or may not know.
But as you can see,
I've compensated.
Then you've nothing
to complain about.
Well, except for the prizes.
You see, I had in mind
something bigger.
Much bigger.
One that doesn't say,
"Made in Taiwan"
but "Made in Russia."
Such prizes can be very,
very expensive, Mrs. Fox.
Well, as you've probably heard
I always come prepared,
Captain Louie.
But I didn't hear that
you were interested in, uh..
...today's game.
Well, it's others
who are interested.
Me, I'm just a go-between
who, right now, would like
to have her picture taken.
I've always wondered
when I'd have
the pleasure, Mrs. Fox.
Next door in the arcade..
...by the pinball machines.
It says, "Out of order."
But what do they know?
Thank you, captain.
Mike..
...get Como on the phone.
Hey, uh, take it easy, lady.
Just supposed
to check you out.
Well, you can do
your checking from there.
Okay. Okay.
You look fine.
Except for the piece.
Better?
Lots.
'Nine million six hundred.'
Nine million seven five.
This is insanity!
None of us intended
to go this high!
I'm Sheldon Como, your host
on this charming adventure.
- This is Mr. Lucas.
- Mrs. Fox.
It's an honor, Mrs. Fox,
and I might add, a pleasure.
Well, where are the others?
First things first.
There is the matter
of a small down payment
'should yours prove
to be the highest bid.'
Well, the money
is in Long Beach.
I wasn't about
to bring it with me.
- No offense.
- None taken.
Where in Long Beach?
The old nautical shop.
A colleague of mine is there
waiting to hear from you.
Take someone with you..
...call me when you're sure
all is well.
Which, of course, includes..
I hope that's all he is,
a colleague.
Not a friend or lover.
Well, he means nothing to me.
But there is a password.
Tell him..
...it'll get worse
before it gets better.
And he'll play dumb
until he hears that.
And then..
...he will play dumb forever.
Well, when do I meet
my competition?
After I hear from Lucas.
Once we've dispensed
with that formality
I'll introduce you.
Mr. Jones is here,
Mr. Brown and Mr. Smith
with whom I believe
you've had some dealings.
Mr. Smith?
Mr. Smith?
Of course.
Yes, I-I know him well.
'Nine million eight.'
Ten million.
Ten million one five.
Eleven million three hundred.
Your backers
are indeed determined
to obtain that warhead.
The question is,
how determined?
Why prolong this?
Why don't we all
just simply say
how much we are able
to spend?
Is this your way
of telling us
you have reached
your limit, Mr. Smith?
'Can I help you, gentlemen?'
Maybe.
I hope you can be
a little more specific.
I'm just about ready to close.
It's been a hard day.
Lots of hassles,
you understand?
Yeah, well, uh,
it'll get worse
before it gets better.
I think I can help you.
Was wonderin' when you guys
were gonna show up.
Something in green,
wasn't it?
- Sounds about right.
- Right this way.
I think you'll be pleased.
You're right,
we're pleased.
Lucas?
I'm standing in front
of what looks like
five million dollars'
worth of fun tickets.
So, the lady and her backers
are legitimate?
- 'Looks that way.'
- Hmm, count the money.
Oh, what of her emissary?
Just about to close up shop.
Well, make sure you tidy up and
get back here with the money.
Yes, sir.
Start counting.
Gentlemen, the waiting is over.
We can proceed.
May I introduce
my latest guest?
Mrs. Fox.
Gentlemen.
What are you trying
to pull, Como?
You know, as host, I can invite
whomever I please
to these little get-togethers.
But this is not Mrs. Fox.
I beg your pardon?
I knew I smelled a set-up.
This is a trick to drive
the bidding up even higher!
'Admit it, Como!'
I see you haven't changed
your act, Mr. Smith.
Still trying to discredit
your competitors?
He tried the same thing
in Sydney
unsuccessfully, I might add.
And I am telling you
that this is not Mrs. Fox.
What he is saying
does tie in
with a rumor I heard
concerning your health.
- Which is?
- Well, that you were dead.
Which might have been true
had one of my sympathizers
not removed these from my back
after I was left for dead.
Few people know that the
guerrilla armies of the Andes
use home-made ammunition
which when fired
from their own weapons
make their bullets
extremely identifiable.
Yes, they contain
large amounts of silver
which is partly the reason
why I decided
to make a bracelet
out of them.
We should all carry reminders
of the very real possibility
of death.
Right, Mrs. Fox?
Right, Mr. Como.
She's working with him.
Don't you understand?
This is a ploy to make us
bid higher for that warhead?
Please, Mr. Smith.
If you're so afraid
of competition
you should try another career.
'Raising petunias, perhaps.'
Don't you understand
we're being tricked?
And I, for one, refuse
to be manipulated like this!
If you are giving
us a choice
between her company..
...and yours, Mr. Smith..
'...I needn't tell you
the outcome.'
Gentlemen,
we'll resume the bidding
as soon as Mrs. Fox's
deposit arrives.
You'll pay for this,
Como. Hmm.
When my countrymen hear
what you've done to me
I guarantee, you will pay!
Mr. Smith!
Shut up.
Let me show you
what you'll be bidding on.
Five million
on the nose.
A pleasure doing
business with you.
Too bad there won't be
a next time.
That's true.
Hold it.
If you'd be so kind..
You've heard the old expression,
"Turnabout is fair play?"
Now you, you're gonna
deliver the money.
And you, you've just become
an insurance policy.
It gets worse
before it gets better.
That's right. Too bad
you're such a slow learner.
Get moving!
Kelly, Manners.
What's this?
It's a day for surprises.
That's what it is.
Take him in the back room.
Manners, call Edwards
in the mobile unit.
If he has a feed, too,
we'll have no trouble
triangulating
the money's position.
Alright, thanks.
According to what Edward
says and what we see here
he's makin' a beeline
for the ocean.
Diana's at the pier.
Beach house? Boat?
It's really rather
pleasant looking, isn't it..
...considering the horror
it contains?
Just waiting
to be unleashed.
You're obviously
a little concerned
about that prospect.
This is my world now.
And I honestly don't care
what happens to yours.
See, one fine day, it's going
to blow itself to bits
with or without my help.
Uh, someone's arrived,
it must be Lucas
with your down payment.
Now, we can get on
with the bidding.
It's not often
one gets the chance
to bid on such an item.
My backers are very anxious
to get their hands on it.
Tell me...how did you..
...come upon this warhead?
It would be
more correct to say
the warhead
came upon me.
Oh, it isn't Lucas after all.
Mrs. Fox, may I introduce..
...Vladimir Zukov?
We have already met.
You IADC agents turn up
in the most unexpected places.
What?
Carl?
I don't know how you
conned your way in here,
Ms. Prince.
But you are to be commended.
And you are to be commended,
Mr. Zukov.
Most double agents
look lousy in business suits.
She's with the government?
Most unfortunately for her, yes.
Kill her.
It's not that simple.
Lucas is on his way back.
And there's a chance,
a good chance
the money he's carrying
is bugged
so her people can find us.
Can't you stop him?
Well, if I can't,
we can outrun him.
Let's move out. Full speed
ahead, maximum depth.
Maybe next time
you'll listen.
One more word and whatever
happens to her, happens to you.
- Yeah?
- Lucas.
There's been
a change of plan.
Get rid of the money
and stay away from the dock.
- Problem?
- Do as I say.
Get rid of the money
and stand by for further word.
And by the way, you might be
followed, so be careful.
Got it.
Diana's in trouble.
And that's the only clue
we've got as to where she is.
Well, that takes care
of one problem.
Now for the other.
Allow me.
Are you sure you want
to do that in here?
She's right, bullets have
a rather annoying tendency
to ricochet in submarines.
Therefore, my dear, if you'll
step this way, please.
Just when we were getting
to know each other.
I know you just about
as well as I want to.
Well, I could say
the same thing about you
except that I'm still curious.
How did you
get the warhead?
Illusion.
The research I undertook
compliments of our government
went into the perfecting
of the art of illusion.
Now, I'm capitalizing on it.
Your research focused
on holography.
So that flying saucer
the pilot saw
was really a hologram
you created with lasers.
The illusion of imminent doom
so frightened the man
that he jettisoned his cargo
right into my lap.
But this, I'm afraid,
is no illusion.
Get in, miss..
Prince, Diana Prince.
- Indeed.
- In there?
Yes.
Goodbye, Diana Prince.
The water pressure outside
will crush her instantly.
Please, please,
please, wait.
For what?
For her to have us all
in prison?
Get rid of her.
Care to do the honors?
Delighted!
There will be no further
interruptions, gentlemen.
I assure you.
Why don't you resume
your bidding?
With pleasure.
What.. What's happening?
Something's in the airlock.
Party's over, boys.
Use this.
Any more toys, Como?
Good, the Coast Guard
must have a pretty good idea
where we are by now,
so we might as well
all head back to Long Beach.
I don't believe it!
Uh, Captain Louie
ought to be arrested
for defrauding
the public as well.
I've never seen
rifle sights
so misadjusted
in my life.
Wh-what did, uh,
the Soviets have to say
about Mr. Zukov?
I doubt they knew
he was working with Como
any more than we did.
What they said about Mr. Zukov
was exactly what they said
about the whole affair,
nothing.
See what I mean
about the sights?
Probably,
all they're interested in
is getting their warhead back.
Oh, they'll get it
back eventually
with a strong reprimand,
I would imagine.
And a warning. You know, that
canister was leaking radiation.
Well, what happened
to the people in the sub?
Oh, they've all been
checked out, they're okay.
Not enough of a dose
to hurt anyone.
What do you say
we get some dinner?
Great!
Your car or mine?
Mine. Pick you up in a minute.
Alright.
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'When they first came out
of the ocean'
he was babbling about being
chased by a flying saucer.
That's the
first time the Russians
ever used that excuse
for violating US Airspace.
- How's he doin'?
- Still babbling.
"Traumatized" is the word
the doctors used.
He's listed as satisfactory.
What kind of security you got?
Well, 24-hour surveillance.
All visitors, all calls
carefully screened.
- Hospital's cooperating nicely.
- Good.
So far, nothing unusual.
Still no word
from the Soviets?
Now, you kidding?
When one of their jets takes
a nose dive off Catalina Island
you can be sure
it's gonna be a while
before they come out
with an official statement.
Have all the arrangements
for your stay here
in Long Beach
been made, colonel?
Oh, yes.
Thanks very much.
Oh, um, th-there is one thing
you can do for me.
I'm expecting a phone call
from one of our agents
on assignment in Los Angeles.
Now, if you can leave
a message at my hotel
for her to call me here,
I'd appreciate it.
Her? What's the name?
Prince.
Diana Prince.
Hi.
Aah!
Yah!
Psst.
Psst.
Diana told me to tell you
she had to leave.
It was something
about your manners.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Yah!
Eeh-yah!
Aah!
Yah!
Eeh-ah!
Well, this really
hasn't developed
into a very good day,
has it?
And your friend's pictures..
...didn't turn out too well.
You're about to tell me..
...everything you know.
Major Gorovkin.
Major Gorovkin?
Steve?
I got your message
and came right over.
Good. Did you have any luck
with the stolen laser equipment?
'I was tailing a man
who I'm sure'
'was on his way
to wherever it was hidden.'
But, unfortunately,
I was diverted by some thug
who hardly knew his name,
let alone anything
about stolen laser equipment.
So, he's your
close encounter victim?
He's your new assignment.
We unscrambled
his radio conversation
with a Russian base
just before he went down.
'He said he was
jettisoning cargo.'
- 'Then he bailed out.'
- Cargo?
Well, he was carrying something.
'Hopefully we'll
find out what that is'
when we recover the plane.
For sure we're not
going to find anything
more about
the babbling brook.
I beg your pardon.
Yuri Gorovkin is an experienced
and well respected pilot.
He's obviously
in a state of shock.
Or perhaps he's well respected
for his acting ability.
You must be Colonel Trevor?
I am Vladimir Zukov,
Soviet Military Attache.
I'm Diana Prince.
I'm with the IADC also.
I wish to make clear
that I am just as anxious
as both of you to clear up
this terrible mistake.
- That's--
- Colonel, phone call for you.
Excuse me, Diana, I'll be
at a desk right outside.
Uh. That's what it is.
A mistake?
Well, of course,
it is a mistake.
Major Gorovkin
had no instructions
to violate the air territory
of the United States.
And would you tell me
if he did?
I, like you,
have a job to do.
And if we were
honest with each other
both of our jobs would be a
little easier, wouldn't they?
Major Gorovkin inadvertently
strayed over American territory
to avoid collision with a UFO.
Your own military
said so itself.
They also said
that he referred...to a cargo.
What was he carrying?
I have not been provided
with such information.
Mr. Zukov, I really
don't care how embarrassed
'your government
or my government is'
about what's happened here.
My main concern are the people
that our governments represent.
Now, is there something that
we should know about that cargo?
Off the record.
I have told you everything
I can, Ms. Prince.
Well...no doubt
our respective investigations
will keep us bumping heads
for the next few days.
Since, uh, we will be
working together, in a sense
perhaps, you would like to have
dinner with me one evening?
I don't think so.
I suppose your people
keep the IADC pretty busy.
No! Actually it's your people
who keep the IADC
pretty busy.
Good day.
Such an innocent-looking
piece of metal.
It's hard to believe it carries
such a high price tag, isn't it?
All that glisters
is not gold indeed!
Wait a minute.
I'm getting a reading.
It's leaking.
Radiation level
is 5.2 in there.
Just three points
below high risk.
Oh, there's no visible damage.
So, there's really no reason
to disappoint our guests,
is there?
Unfortunately,
there's nothing to be done
until that Russian pilot
decides to do some talking.
My orders are to stay put
until this incident
is all cleared up.
Poor you. Stuck in Southern
California for the duration.
Yeah, only I'm afraid
it's poor you too
because your orders
are to do all the leg work.
Well, until things break here
I'd like to finish up
a little leg work
on my former assignment.
- Goin' back to that warehouse?
- Yeah.
I got the feeling I was
this far from figuring out
what's behind
those laser thefts.
You're gonna need some backup?
No, I've become pretty
self-reliant these days.
Alright.
- Just be careful.
- I will.
Gentlemen, you'll be relieved to
know that Mr. Brown has arrived
safe and sound,
and without incident.
Mr. Brown, I believe you already
know Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones.
Our last encounter
left me holding
an IOU signed by Mr. Jones
for 100,000 Turkish lira.
And it wasn't until Istanbul
that you finally settled
a 50,000 franc due bill
with me, huh, Mr. Brown?
Let's get down to business.
Mr. Brown's dramatic entrance
has set us behind schedule
as he usually does.
Nothing like a get together
between old friends.
Gentlemen.
The subject of today's bidding
one nuclear warhead
recovered from a Russian plane
en route to a certain
Central American country.
'And now the question is,
which of you gentlemen'
and the parties
you today represent
will become
its proud new owners?
The question is, Como
is it worth the extraordinary
price you've placed on it?
Have you ever heard of
my merchandise being inferior?
No, nor do we want your
reputation to be ruined.
That's why we intend
to do some checking.
Excuse me.
Be my guests.
There's no question.
This came from
the Rostov's plant.
It's the real thing.
With this warhead
serving as a prototype
my backers should become
competitors in the arms race
within a year.
Which is why my backers
have no intention
of allowing you
to purchase it.
Oh, I detect a note
of overconfidence
in your voice, Mr. Brown.
Perhaps you and our host
have already made a deal, huh?
I come prepared.
I have seen
the cash down payment
each of you
brought with you
and I am satisfied
you are all prepared.
Of course, the true test
lies ahead. The bidding.
Gentlemen?
Hey!
Don't you know
what a locked door means, lady?
- No trespassing.
- You got it.
Well, I guess there's only
one thing for me to do.
- What's that?
- Leave.
- How?
- Well, uh..
Like this.
It's alright, Wonder Woman.
I've got this one.
Are you alright?
Yes.
I, uh, expected
Ms. Prince to be in here.
Well, Diana had a feeling
that she'd be in over her head
so, she sent me.
She, uh, she didn't tell me
she was working
with Wonder Woman.
Our alliance is strictly
an informal one.
Uh, what have you found?
Well, I was hoping
you could tell me.
It's Russian, isn't it?
Oh, yes, it's..
Well, it appears
to be a map of some kind.
It's a flight plan, I believe.
Filed in Vladivostok.
The final destination appears to
be somewhere in Central America.
I am really indebted
to you, Wonder Woman.
Well, let's just hope
you won't be needing me again.
Here we go.
Steve, all I wanted was
a grilled cheese sandwich.
Well, eat up, kiddo. You've got
a lot of work ahead of you.
Uh-oh.
What did you find out?
Uh, for openers,
Captain Louie
the guy whose name is on
that strip of photographs?
Apparently, he has a lot
of underground connections.
And this amusement park
he runs is just a convenient
cover for his
smuggling operations.
Hey, you want some fries?
No, thanks,
just the grilled cheese.
Okay, well, anyway
he ties in with
the laser equipment
that you've been
trying to track down
in more ways than one.
You remember Sheldon Como?
Como, the government scientist.
Yeah, he's the guy
who developed most of the data
and the equipment that the
government's currently using
in their holography experiments.
Did he defect
or something?
Well, he disappeared
five years ago
but I think
he just changed jobs.
He went from
laser experimentation
to black market smuggling.
It's been rumored
that he's made billions
on illegal sales
of one kind or another.
So we've got
the black market
stolen laser equipment,
and missing cargo
from a downed Russian plane.
Now, the red ribbon
that ties them all together
could be what the field office
just picked off the "Grapevine."
You want a shake?
The red ribbon, Steve.
Apparently, early this morning
an atomic weapon went up
for bids on the black market.
'Probably a nuclear warhead.'
'Anyway, it's now up for grabs'
by people representing various
international interests.
And according to the "Grapevine"
they're prepared to pay
seven-digit down payments
in US currency.
Which means
that the bidding
must be taking place
right here.
A la Captain Louie, no doubt.
Steve, the only thing to do is
to get in on that bidding.
I think I can get a ticket in.
- But I'll need a cover.
- Good.
Remember the gal
who was running guns
for the revolution
in South America last July?
The trouble is, she was just
executed by guerrillas
in the Andes, wasn't she?
That was only a rumor.
It was never confirmed.
Now, Diana, I think
that's your best bet.
'Now, in the, uh,
black market circles'
'she was called "Mrs. Fox."'
Now, you and I will do
the same double agent routine
that we did in Amsterdam
last spring.
Only this time,
we're gonna need
more green stuff.
A lot more.
The field office is taking care
of that little detail
as we speak.
Too bad about one thing, though.
What's that?
'If both of us go undercover'
poor Mr. Zukov is not gonna
have anybody to tail.
Cold war is hell, isn't it?
Don't forget, Steve..
...it'll get worse
before it gets better.
Right.
- Mrs. Fox?
- Yes.
My assistant tells me
you want to talk to me.
It certainly can't be
to complain about our equipment.
Well, the, uh, sights
on this rifle are a little off
which you may
or may not know.
But as you can see,
I've compensated.
Then you've nothing
to complain about.
Well, except for the prizes.
You see, I had in mind
something bigger.
Much bigger.
One that doesn't say,
"Made in Taiwan"
but "Made in Russia."
Such prizes can be very,
very expensive, Mrs. Fox.
Well, as you've probably heard
I always come prepared,
Captain Louie.
But I didn't hear that
you were interested in, uh..
...today's game.
Well, it's others
who are interested.
Me, I'm just a go-between
who, right now, would like
to have her picture taken.
I've always wondered
when I'd have
the pleasure, Mrs. Fox.
Next door in the arcade..
...by the pinball machines.
It says, "Out of order."
But what do they know?
Thank you, captain.
Mike..
...get Como on the phone.
Hey, uh, take it easy, lady.
Just supposed
to check you out.
Well, you can do
your checking from there.
Okay. Okay.
You look fine.
Except for the piece.
Better?
Lots.
'Nine million six hundred.'
Nine million seven five.
This is insanity!
None of us intended
to go this high!
I'm Sheldon Como, your host
on this charming adventure.
- This is Mr. Lucas.
- Mrs. Fox.
It's an honor, Mrs. Fox,
and I might add, a pleasure.
Well, where are the others?
First things first.
There is the matter
of a small down payment
'should yours prove
to be the highest bid.'
Well, the money
is in Long Beach.
I wasn't about
to bring it with me.
- No offense.
- None taken.
Where in Long Beach?
The old nautical shop.
A colleague of mine is there
waiting to hear from you.
Take someone with you..
...call me when you're sure
all is well.
Which, of course, includes..
I hope that's all he is,
a colleague.
Not a friend or lover.
Well, he means nothing to me.
But there is a password.
Tell him..
...it'll get worse
before it gets better.
And he'll play dumb
until he hears that.
And then..
...he will play dumb forever.
Well, when do I meet
my competition?
After I hear from Lucas.
Once we've dispensed
with that formality
I'll introduce you.
Mr. Jones is here,
Mr. Brown and Mr. Smith
with whom I believe
you've had some dealings.
Mr. Smith?
Mr. Smith?
Of course.
Yes, I-I know him well.
'Nine million eight.'
Ten million.
Ten million one five.
Eleven million three hundred.
Your backers
are indeed determined
to obtain that warhead.
The question is,
how determined?
Why prolong this?
Why don't we all
just simply say
how much we are able
to spend?
Is this your way
of telling us
you have reached
your limit, Mr. Smith?
'Can I help you, gentlemen?'
Maybe.
I hope you can be
a little more specific.
I'm just about ready to close.
It's been a hard day.
Lots of hassles,
you understand?
Yeah, well, uh,
it'll get worse
before it gets better.
I think I can help you.
Was wonderin' when you guys
were gonna show up.
Something in green,
wasn't it?
- Sounds about right.
- Right this way.
I think you'll be pleased.
You're right,
we're pleased.
Lucas?
I'm standing in front
of what looks like
five million dollars'
worth of fun tickets.
So, the lady and her backers
are legitimate?
- 'Looks that way.'
- Hmm, count the money.
Oh, what of her emissary?
Just about to close up shop.
Well, make sure you tidy up and
get back here with the money.
Yes, sir.
Start counting.
Gentlemen, the waiting is over.
We can proceed.
May I introduce
my latest guest?
Mrs. Fox.
Gentlemen.
What are you trying
to pull, Como?
You know, as host, I can invite
whomever I please
to these little get-togethers.
But this is not Mrs. Fox.
I beg your pardon?
I knew I smelled a set-up.
This is a trick to drive
the bidding up even higher!
'Admit it, Como!'
I see you haven't changed
your act, Mr. Smith.
Still trying to discredit
your competitors?
He tried the same thing
in Sydney
unsuccessfully, I might add.
And I am telling you
that this is not Mrs. Fox.
What he is saying
does tie in
with a rumor I heard
concerning your health.
- Which is?
- Well, that you were dead.
Which might have been true
had one of my sympathizers
not removed these from my back
after I was left for dead.
Few people know that the
guerrilla armies of the Andes
use home-made ammunition
which when fired
from their own weapons
make their bullets
extremely identifiable.
Yes, they contain
large amounts of silver
which is partly the reason
why I decided
to make a bracelet
out of them.
We should all carry reminders
of the very real possibility
of death.
Right, Mrs. Fox?
Right, Mr. Como.
She's working with him.
Don't you understand?
This is a ploy to make us
bid higher for that warhead?
Please, Mr. Smith.
If you're so afraid
of competition
you should try another career.
'Raising petunias, perhaps.'
Don't you understand
we're being tricked?
And I, for one, refuse
to be manipulated like this!
If you are giving
us a choice
between her company..
...and yours, Mr. Smith..
'...I needn't tell you
the outcome.'
Gentlemen,
we'll resume the bidding
as soon as Mrs. Fox's
deposit arrives.
You'll pay for this,
Como. Hmm.
When my countrymen hear
what you've done to me
I guarantee, you will pay!
Mr. Smith!
Shut up.
Let me show you
what you'll be bidding on.
Five million
on the nose.
A pleasure doing
business with you.
Too bad there won't be
a next time.
That's true.
Hold it.
If you'd be so kind..
You've heard the old expression,
"Turnabout is fair play?"
Now you, you're gonna
deliver the money.
And you, you've just become
an insurance policy.
It gets worse
before it gets better.
That's right. Too bad
you're such a slow learner.
Get moving!
Kelly, Manners.
What's this?
It's a day for surprises.
That's what it is.
Take him in the back room.
Manners, call Edwards
in the mobile unit.
If he has a feed, too,
we'll have no trouble
triangulating
the money's position.
Alright, thanks.
According to what Edward
says and what we see here
he's makin' a beeline
for the ocean.
Diana's at the pier.
Beach house? Boat?
It's really rather
pleasant looking, isn't it..
...considering the horror
it contains?
Just waiting
to be unleashed.
You're obviously
a little concerned
about that prospect.
This is my world now.
And I honestly don't care
what happens to yours.
See, one fine day, it's going
to blow itself to bits
with or without my help.
Uh, someone's arrived,
it must be Lucas
with your down payment.
Now, we can get on
with the bidding.
It's not often
one gets the chance
to bid on such an item.
My backers are very anxious
to get their hands on it.
Tell me...how did you..
...come upon this warhead?
It would be
more correct to say
the warhead
came upon me.
Oh, it isn't Lucas after all.
Mrs. Fox, may I introduce..
...Vladimir Zukov?
We have already met.
You IADC agents turn up
in the most unexpected places.
What?
Carl?
I don't know how you
conned your way in here,
Ms. Prince.
But you are to be commended.
And you are to be commended,
Mr. Zukov.
Most double agents
look lousy in business suits.
She's with the government?
Most unfortunately for her, yes.
Kill her.
It's not that simple.
Lucas is on his way back.
And there's a chance,
a good chance
the money he's carrying
is bugged
so her people can find us.
Can't you stop him?
Well, if I can't,
we can outrun him.
Let's move out. Full speed
ahead, maximum depth.
Maybe next time
you'll listen.
One more word and whatever
happens to her, happens to you.
- Yeah?
- Lucas.
There's been
a change of plan.
Get rid of the money
and stay away from the dock.
- Problem?
- Do as I say.
Get rid of the money
and stand by for further word.
And by the way, you might be
followed, so be careful.
Got it.
Diana's in trouble.
And that's the only clue
we've got as to where she is.
Well, that takes care
of one problem.
Now for the other.
Allow me.
Are you sure you want
to do that in here?
She's right, bullets have
a rather annoying tendency
to ricochet in submarines.
Therefore, my dear, if you'll
step this way, please.
Just when we were getting
to know each other.
I know you just about
as well as I want to.
Well, I could say
the same thing about you
except that I'm still curious.
How did you
get the warhead?
Illusion.
The research I undertook
compliments of our government
went into the perfecting
of the art of illusion.
Now, I'm capitalizing on it.
Your research focused
on holography.
So that flying saucer
the pilot saw
was really a hologram
you created with lasers.
The illusion of imminent doom
so frightened the man
that he jettisoned his cargo
right into my lap.
But this, I'm afraid,
is no illusion.
Get in, miss..
Prince, Diana Prince.
- Indeed.
- In there?
Yes.
Goodbye, Diana Prince.
The water pressure outside
will crush her instantly.
Please, please,
please, wait.
For what?
For her to have us all
in prison?
Get rid of her.
Care to do the honors?
Delighted!
There will be no further
interruptions, gentlemen.
I assure you.
Why don't you resume
your bidding?
With pleasure.
What.. What's happening?
Something's in the airlock.
Party's over, boys.
Use this.
Any more toys, Como?
Good, the Coast Guard
must have a pretty good idea
where we are by now,
so we might as well
all head back to Long Beach.
I don't believe it!
Uh, Captain Louie
ought to be arrested
for defrauding
the public as well.
I've never seen
rifle sights
so misadjusted
in my life.
Wh-what did, uh,
the Soviets have to say
about Mr. Zukov?
I doubt they knew
he was working with Como
any more than we did.
What they said about Mr. Zukov
was exactly what they said
about the whole affair,
nothing.
See what I mean
about the sights?
Probably,
all they're interested in
is getting their warhead back.
Oh, they'll get it
back eventually
with a strong reprimand,
I would imagine.
And a warning. You know, that
canister was leaking radiation.
Well, what happened
to the people in the sub?
Oh, they've all been
checked out, they're okay.
Not enough of a dose
to hurt anyone.
What do you say
we get some dinner?
Great!
Your car or mine?
Mine. Pick you up in a minute.
Alright.
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