Wonder Woman (1975–1979): Season 2, Episode 1 - The Return of Wonder Woman - full transcript

Having returned home some time after WW II, Wonder Woman once again must deal with a plane crash landing on Paradise Island. This time, the plane is carrying Steve Trevor's son, and the danger comes from international terrorists. Wonder Woman returns to "man's world", where as Diana Prince - IADC agent, she works with Steve Trevor Jr. to fight more 'modern-day' battles.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All the world
is waiting for you ♪

♪ And the wonders that you do ♪

♪ In your satin tights
fighting for our rights ♪

♪ And the old
red white and blue ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ All of us
are counting on you ♪

♪ And the power you possess ♪

♪ Putting all your might
on the side of right ♪



♪ And our courage to the test ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Get us out from under
Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Here to fight
the force of evil ♪

♪ And your chance
won't be denied ♪

♪ Woman of the hour ♪

♪ With your superpower ♪

♪ We're so glad
you're on our side ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪

Oh, yeah,
there's an urgent reason

for this mission, alright?

And for our government's
insistence on secrecy.



Well, I would like to hear
that reason, Mr. Trevor.

'Or is it CIA Agent Trevor?'

No. I'm US government security,
not the CIA.

And please, call me Steve.

Get off your soapbox, Sam.

'We all volunteered. We knew
we were going into it blind.'

'That's true, Dr. Ross.'

And you also knew
that you were going

into something
potentially dangerous.

Now, there have been
threats of death

and they have
to be taken seriously.

But still, you all volunteered
and now I'm in the position

to give you some explanations.

Two nuclear scientists

and two nuclear engineers.

I'd say it was
a nuclear project.

And you would be right.

A major installation
in Latin America.

Now, as you all know,
there have been at least

four very effective
terrorist attacks

in the past few weeks,
and these have been on countries

belonging to the organization
of the American states.

Well, if these terrorists

can hit power lines, dams

destroy two countries'
power sources

they can also destroy
a nuclear power plant.

Right again.

That's why we're flying
to Latin America

for a top-secret conference.

Now, we're going to be landing..

...on the north-eastern coast
of the continent.

Right here. Samarra.

We're going to decide
if we can put a plant there

'and whether or not
we can protect it.'

Now, I've prepared
some folders here

that I'd like
to have you study.

No, that's the wrong..
Oh, here they are.

My associate quit
to get married

just before
I left Washington.

Obviously, I packed
these myself.

Thank you.

Now, these are
the technical details

all top-secret.

And please, remember
that the conference

the location, the flight

everybody here,
it's all confidential.

Little men.

Clinging to their
petty illusions.

- Excellent reception, Kleist.
- Thank you, sir.

- Where are they now?
- Where are we now, Steve?

Uh...we should be over

a very notorious part
of the Caribbean

the Devil's Triangle.

Where all the,
the planes and ships

are supposed
to disappear mysteriously.

As I understand it,
since the 1800s

'over a thousand ships
have disappeared.'

And, in this century alone,
over 200 planes have vanished

without trace,
without explanation.

Yeah, I'd say that's mysterious.

Cheap superstition.

Hmm.

Neither superstition,
Dr. Samuels, nor cheap.

We must be going
through an interference zone.

I'll see if I can change course.

Hello?

Communications seems
to be jammed.

I'll go forward.

That idiot Gorham.

Ah.

The plane's gonna crash.

Get a fix on the plane.
We've got to intercept it.

I can't, Dr. Solano.
I'm losing her.

There's some type
of interference.

'I can't detect the source.'

Get an approximation.

I can't, sir.
It's in a blank area.

In-in the Bermuda Triangle.

They're aircraft
engines, alright.

But not the kind
I remember.

It's entering
the magnetic field now.

Evadne, run back and tell

the scientific council
and my mother.

Tell the Queen
that we're gonna need some help

when the plane lands.

Yes, Diana.

A plane from the Outside World
is landing.

Yes, I know.
It's under our control.

Oh.

Steve? It can't be.

'In here.'

There are more coming.

There's no wound or illness.

She..

He has been drugged.

He.

The last time
I saw a male was..

Was in 1942,
during their Second World War.

Yes, of course.

Well, this one
is going to be fine.

Thank you, doctor.

You seem concerned
about this man.

Well, it's just
that he looks exactly

like someone I knew once.

Only that man
would have to be..

...over 60 years old.

No wonder he looked
familiar to you.

I know. Even his name.

"Steve Trevor?"

Ordinary humans
marry and breed

and their children
grow into adults.

He was named
after his father

the late Major General
Steve Trevor.

'He looks so much like him.'

Ordinary humans have
a sort of immortality at that.

I'm more interested
in the reason the aircraft

landed on Paradise Island.

Well, the scientific council
examined the data

and questioned the people
under light hypnosis.

The plane was to be taken over
by one of them.

One of the crew.
Joseph Gorham.

Why?

The man only knows that
he was to take over the plane

and then he would be
instructed where to land it

by an international
terrorist group.

Ah.

Like the Nazis, 35 years ago.

Well, maybe worse.

This time, not one nation
against others

but an organization

trying to destroy
all governments.

Oh.

'Praise Athena that that
madness doesn't trouble us.'

I suspect, daughter,
you've thought of a solution.

Well, yes,
as a matter of fact, I have.

We have to send an emissary
into the Outside World

'to investigate this threat.'

You?

As Wonder Woman again? No.

- Mother.
- Never!

Mother.

Never.

Those in favor
of my daughter

returning to the Outside World

raise their hands.

Those opposed?

So be it.

'I suppose.'

You forget, Your Majesty

that it is the right
of any Amazon

to challenge the princess

to the traditional
Olympic contest

'or any part thereof.'

At the age of 3200 years

you don't think
about going out

into the Outside World, do you?

Not I, Your Majesty.

Evadne.

In the spirit
of sisterly competition

and in keeping with the
traditions of Paradise Island

I challenge my cousin

'the Princess Diana'

to the supreme test..

Bullets and bracelets.

I accept the challenge.

Diana..

...Evadne, are you wearing your
protective bracelets of Feminum?

'Good.'

Since neither of you
can be harmed

the contest can begin.

Bullets and bracelets.

Oh, look.

Princess Diana
hit the target.

'She's won the contest.'

The Queen is bound
by tradition.

But you're my mother, and even
now, if you tell me to stay..

...I'll stay.

I love you.

And I'm proud of you.

And I'm also worried
about you.

You're my daughter,
but I am the Queen

and you must go.

Asclepia will make arrangements
for human acceptance of you.

You have been assigned
a new assistant.

I have been assigned
a new assistant.

Her identification
is verified..

Her identification
is verified..

...by your personal computer.

By our personal computer.

'You will accept her'

'and prepare others
to accept her.'

- Her name is Diana Prince.
- Her name is Diana Prince.

Diana Prince.

Diana Prince.

Good.

She will report
to you in Samarra.

You will remember
without conflict.

Now sleep.

He has accepted you
on an unconscious level.

Thank you, doctor.

I'll stay here awhile.

Don't worry, Steve.
I'm here.

It's Diana.

Everything will be alright.

Magic bracelets.

Your tiara.

The costume with
a secret belt of strength.

The Golden Lasso of truth
and then forgetfulness.

The garb of justice.

'My daughter, they are yours.'

Remember.

In the Outside World

without these things
that I've given you

you are only
an ordinary woman

with no special powers.

I remember.

If you need me

you can contact me

through the ruby
in your tiara.

I'm proud of you, daughter.

And I'm worried for you.

Of course.

Children always have to go

and parents always
have to stay and wait.

And worry.

They're in the exact
same positions

as they were
when they were gassed

verified by
their own memories.

- Good.
- And Steve and Gorham?

They're all under
light hypnosis now.

Our magnetic control
will take the plane 12,000 feet.

Then a note on this flute

will revive them with no memory
of what's happened.

- Good.
- Thank you.

- And my invisible plane?
- 'It will follow.'

Before they're fully awake
you will transfer to it

and then be able to get
to Samarra before them.

They look so peaceful..

...in need of protection.

They are, that's why
I'm going back into their world.

You better leave now,
and clear the area.

Mother..

We've already said
our farewells, daughter.

You're going to need money
in the Outside World.

These tetradrachm
are quite old and valuable.

Athena be with you, daughter.

Hm.

- What happened?
- We were gassed.

Yeah, the air filter system
must have pulled it out of here.

We were lucky.

Hello, flight deck,
this is Trevor. You guys okay?

Yes, sir.
A little turbulence.

And we seem
to have lost altitude.

I'll get it back
up to cruising level.

We're fine.

Right on schedule.

What is this, you've located
them after two days?

'I demand that you provide us
with some answers, Trevor.'

They've captured
Gorham, Dr. Solano.

Yes, they've captured Gorham.

The gas, it's vanished.

As did the plane,
the passengers and the crew

for two days, quite incredible.

- I can't imagine.
- 'Of course not, Kleist.'

That's why you're
a superb technician.

You must have
lack of imagination

no sense of mystery.

And this is a mystery.

Devil's Triangle.

No, no, that's fantasy,
not mystery.

Fortunately..

Fortunately, I know
their destination.

I'll meet them at Samarra.

That's absurd.

This can't be the 6th.

But it is, Dr. Samuels.
Wednesday, the 6th.

You have been
missing for two days.

Well, that's insane.

But we were in communication.

'Ah, yes, you were
talking to our controller'

here in Samarra, Mr. Trevor.

We lost communication
with you on the 4th.

At that time you were
over the Devil's Triangle.

'Well, we feared the worst.'

Now, we have been conducting
massive air and sea searches

trying to locate you,
as has your government

until today when..

'...you landed.'

No, frankly, we are baffled.

Frankly, Colonel Acevo,
so are we.

I just can't believe

that the Devil's Triangle
caused this.

There's gonna have to be
a complete investigation.

Of course.

But meanwhile the first
conference session is tonight.

Now, your hotel rooms
are waiting.

I'm sure you would like to rest

'and refresh yourselves.'

- Definitely, colonel.
- Follow me, please.

Certainly, colonel,
and thank you. It's absurd.

I've never been
missing for two days.

Colonel..

What about this guy who tried
to take over the plane, Gorham?

Hm, yeah, we've had him
checked with Interpol.

He's a-a mercenary,
nothing more.

No criminal record,
no motive beyond money.

Your associate
has the full report.

My associate?

Yes, this way, please.

Hi, Colonel Acevo said
that you were my new associate.

I just flew in,
I'm Diana Prince.

You will accept her.

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
You have to forgive me

I've been out of touch
for a few days.

- It's alright.
- Uh, Miss Prince?

- 'Miss Prince?'
- Diana, please.

Good, call me Steve.

Mm-hmm.

Have you had a chance
to get yourself organized?

Yes, sir, I, uh,
have the conference agenda

and some background studies.

The first meeting's tonight
at the Institute of Technology.

Evening, Mr. Trevor,
and welcome.

- I'm Gloria Marquez.
- How do you do?

I'd like to have you
meet my associate, Diana Prince.

Hi, how do you do?

Oh, yes, we just
received your name.

Well, I was sort
of an afterthought.

I can't believe that.

Steve..

...the meeting
is just about to begin.

'You don't mind
if I call you Steve?'

Well, that's my name.

What country do you
represent, Miss Marquez?

It's Gloria, please.

I'm with
the Guanarayan delegation.

I see.

- Oh, here's your seat.
- Thank you.

Excuse me.

- Hi, you sit here.
- Hi.

Yes, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen..

May I have
your attention, please?

Thank you.

The chairperson
for this evening's meeting

is the honorable representative
from the Republic of Guanaray

Dr. Solano.

Solano, that's a curious name.

Why is that?

Well, it's just, uh

that it's supposed
to be unlucky.

In Spanish,
Solano means nightshade

as in deadly nightshade,
the poisonous plant.

Thank you very much,
my friends.

It gives me very great pleasure
to extend a formal thanks

to the United States government

'for their gift
of a nuclear generating plant.'

A new source
of power for us all.

That's very kind
of you, Dr. Solano.

Only just, Mr. Trevor.

But we-we-we all have
the same questions.

How will the plant
be transported to Samarra?

'Once it is here,
how will it be protected?'

We could ring
the dock area with troops.

Uh, my country
has another suggestion.

Ships are slow,
easy to spot, easy to attack.

We're prepared to fly
the plant in, airlift it.

Fly an entire nuclear plant in?

That's right, Dr. Solano.

It would be fast, secure

and your countries will have
an adequate supply of power

within a month.

When do we get the details
of the airlift?

Unfortunately, you don't.

'Security, you understand.'

'Yes, yes, of course'

we understand, but surely..

...surely you could
outline the plan for us.

Only in very general terms.

That slow-witted cretin
wouldn't reveal any key facts.

What were you able
to discover?

That Steve Trevor
is a very dedicated man.

What about his associate?

- The Prince girl?
- Hmm.

Not your type.

Gloria..

This is very important to me.

I've got to know the details
about that airlift.

Alright, Solano.

I've arranged to meet him
in Washington.

I'll work on him there.

And you'll be...successful?

It's infuriating. I spent
months, I spent millions!

Just to throw
to the government of Guanaray.

Just to get
that nuclear plant.

- Why is it so important?
- Because it is power.

Because, because
Latin America is the fulcrum

on which geopolitical power
is balanced.

With nuclear fuel,
I could disrupt that power!

You'd start a war.

Several wars.

Small ones, each one
bleeding strength away

from the antique concept
of nationalism

creating a new international
structure in the world.

With guess who on top.

Yes.

Of course.

But only because
the future belongs

to him who creates it.

Peace, order,
these have to be born

out of blood and violence,
but once it's done

I'll give humanity
a new world, a new paradise.

I have to use terror.

I bear the weight of that.

Because in the future,
in my future

they may very well
build monuments to me.

Yes.

But great dreams

are built on small realities.

We shall begin with the very
vulnerable interior

of Mr. Trevor's
very stubborn mind.

Here.

And as you can see,
the department uses

only the latest
and most sophisticated

of computer technology.

And, uh, now, Miss Prince,
before you leave

I'd like to show you IRAC.

IRAC?

The computer is
also voice-actuated.

Interpret IRAC.

Information Retrieval
Associative Computer.

- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

Some of the other technicians
refer to it as "Ira."

And security for IRAC?

Maximum.

The computer, after all

contains all the personnel files

'for five major
federal departments.'

IRAC can be activated
only by a specific code key

'which you just saw.'

Now, furthermore..

I am now locking the chamber.

The combination
I am tapping out

is the only one
that will open it.

- It's changed daily.
- That's very resourceful.

Thank you. I trust
you are satisfied.

Mr. Trevor merely wanted
a routine security check.

And yes, I'm satisfied.

Thank you very much.
You've been very helpful.

Response activated.

Hello, Ira.

- 'Hello.'
- This is a direction.

The following data to be
classified, retained, filed.

Identity, Diana Prince, female.

Age, 25.

Past employment

Inter-Agency Defense Command,
overseas division

past three years.

Prior, student, University
of California, Berkeley campus.

Records damaged,
confirmation by interview.

Current grade, GS-16.

Response.

'Response activated.'

'Hello, I am unable
to accept this data.'

'It is false to fact.'

I'm overriding your program.

Code.

'You are tampering with me.'

Only out of necessity, Ira.

Override response?

'I have no choice. I accept
the data, Diana Prince.'

Thank you, Ira.

'You are welcome.'

You have very good manners.

'I am programmed
for social politeness.'

'May I be of any more service?'

No, thank you.
I think that's all for today.

Uh, wait a minute,
can you give me

the name of a reliable
coin dealer?

Well, they're
fairly good Syrian coin.

'Quite old.'

Mr. Colton, they're brilliant,
uncirculated tetradrachm

of King Demetrius.

Oh, you know.

Demetrius?
Oh, yes, I knew him.

But he's dead, of course.

Pity.

Well, one always tries.

'One doesn't always succeed.'

They're perfect.

Rarity eight.

I don't know
what they'd bring at auction..

...but I'll, uh, offer
$20,000 for them.

Mr. Colton.

Apiece.

Mr. Colton, I was about to say
that I trust you.

Miss, you are
a very able negotiator.

'Twenty-five thousand apiece'

and that's tops.

Very well?

Very well.

Got her.

But $500, for rent?

- Um..
- A month?

W-what do you expect?

Well, the last time
I was in, uh, Washington

I think I paid $40 a month,
including utility.

Not unless it was
30, 40 years ago

before you were born.

Oh, well, yes.

- I'll take it.
- Oh.

And there's a last
month's deposit

and a security
month's deposit.

Alright.

Can you tell me a place
to buy some clothes?

Mm-hmm.

If I can afford anything

at today's prices.

And for the rest of the day
she just went shopping.

Paying in cash, as she did
for the apartment?

Everything was in cash.

As from an intelligence
agency special fund.

'Which would make
Miss Prince a person'

'of considerable importance.'

Gloria, I want you
to get some rest.

Thanks, I need it.

Yes, because I want you to go
to her new apartment tonight.

If she isn't there,
I want you to search it

and I want you to bug it.

Turn around slowly.

Over here.

You're a woman.
We shouldn't be enemies.

I don't know where
your head is at, baby.

Women are naturally enemies.

Just keep the exit clear.

I want to see who you are.

- 'Hello?'
- Steve, it's Diana.

I'm sorry to bother you,
but I thought I'd better call.

I just had a woman visitor
who ransacked my apartment.

What? Are you alright?

- 'Yes, I'm fine, thank you.'
- 'Is anything missing?'

'Well, I haven't had
a chance to check'

'but I don't think so.'

'I didn't get a good look
at her, unfortunately.'

'Well, okay, we'd better
follow up on that tomorrow'

'after we lock up
the operational plans'

'and security procedures
at Blanding.'

'I wanna leave
at 8:30 in the morning'

'but I'd like to introduce you
to the rest of the staff first.'

Then you don't want me
to call the police tonight?

No, we'll decide what
to do about her tomorrow.

Okay. Goodnight, Steve.

Yes, we certainly shall.

Morning, I'm Diana Prince.

Hello.

Uh, Steve went down the hall

to, uh, to round up,
um, Joe Atkinson.

- Mm-hmm.
- Um, I'm Beverly Ryan.

And, uh, your office
is all ready.

At least, uh, the desk is here

and chairs,
and, uh, filing cabinet.

Uh, if you wanna bring
something from home

you know, a picture
of the family.

Something to brighten it up?

Yeah.

No, it's fine just
like it is, thank you.

- Oh, good morning, ladies. Bev.
- Hey.

Diana, say hello
to Joe Atkinson.

Joe, this is my new
associate, Diana Prince.

- How do you do?
- Miss Prince.

Joe's been
in the intelligence racket

'since the days of Roosevelt.'

I wish you'd specify that
was Franklin and not Theodore.

Welcome to the IADC, Diana.

Between Steve and IRAC

you come very well recommended.

Well, thank you,
I'll try to live up to it.

Diana, we're running
a little late.

We're gonna have
to get out to the base.

Oh, uh..

Oh, well-well, what about
the steak and eggs and--

'Sorry, Bev, no time.'

That's alright,
I'll eat them for him.

They're on the way.

Roger.

Roger.

Run for it, Diana.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪♪

Now, the truth.

Steve, are you alright?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure
I'm even awake yet.

Wonder Woman?

Here? Now?

That's right.

Are you sure you're alright?

Well, I've had better mornings.

What happened to those guys
that jumped me?

Well, they tried
to substitute a watch

exactly like yours for your own.

I suppose there was some kind
of electronic device in it.

It's a bug.

I would've gone into that

top secret Air Force
briefing bugged!

And you stopped them.

Yes, I also questioned them,
but, uh, they were hired

simply for one job
and knew nothing more.

And you made 'em
tell the truth

with the, uh, with the lasso.

That's right.

I can also make them forget

everything that happened.

'You know all about that?'

Sure, when I was a kid

my father raised me
on stories about Wonder Woman.

'How they worked together
and all'

the adventures that they had.

And I used to think
he exaggerated.

Your father was
a very truthful man.

He must have been,
he also said you were gorgeous.

You must have known him well.

Yes, I did, from the, uh..

"J" shaped burn scar
on his right shoulder

to the 20 millimeter
shell casing

he used as a paperweight.

That's right.

Hey, wait a minute.
You couldn't have known him.

Why, you can't be
more than 23 or 24?

'Come on, tell me the truth.'

Are you a relative
of this Wonder Woman?

Is there an organization,
or what?

- You want the truth?
- Yeah.

'Alright.
There is no organization.'

Only myself, Wonder Woman.

And as for age..

...I will be 2,527 years old

on my next birthday.

Yeah. Well, you're in
pretty good shape for your age.

Alright, alright,
you don't have to tell me.

You helped me out,
and I appreciate it.

You're everything
my father said you were.

Thank you, Steve.

And if you ever need me

I'll appear,
wherever or whenever.

Does that mean we're gonna get
to know each other better?

Didn't I tell you?
She's unbelievable!

She is, but who is she?

Look at the way she's holding
that truck and the car.

That's remarkable
physical strength.

That outrageous costume.

Perhaps a sort of uniform?

And there are a number of them?

No, we'd have encountered
one of them earlier.

No, she must be
an experimentally-enhanced agent

in Trevor's department.

- Hm.
- Very effective.

I want a priority search on her.

I'll get right on it.

Focus on areas of vulnerability.

Whoever or whatever she is..

...she's dangerous.

She'll have to be eliminated.

What did you find out?

She was called "Wonder Woman".

Was? When?

1942 through 1945.

Here are her photos,
news stories.

An amazing physical resemblance.

Obviously this woman
has deliberately

copied the original.

Oh, I also have

a number of Nazi documents.

They regarded this Wonder Woman

as a very serious enemy.

Hm, yes, of course.
Of course.

Striking physical gifts

dramatic appearance.

My respect for the United States
intelligence apparatus

has just risen dramatically.

They've created a..

...mystery weapon
in this woman

if she is a woman.

- Hey, you saw the tapes!
- Mm-hmm, I did.

Including your footage of her
actually holding

a truck and a sedan.

You considered the possibility

that she might be
a construct, a robot?

Impossible! I saw her!

Ah, "impossible"
is only the admission

of temporary ignorance, Gloria.

Combine a sophisticated
servomechanism

with computer controls,
and you have, as I have

a superhumanly efficient robot.

I thought you were still
testing it.

I am.

And to date..

...it's passed every test.

Look.

Even when set
on its lowest speed..

...or its highest.

Plus, it's tireless.

Powered by a miniature
nuclear reactor source

unlimited strength.

Only possible way to
stop it...hurt it like this!

Do you really think
this Wonder Woman

might be another robot?

It's possible,
that's why I had my lab

working around the clock
on this one.

A robot is supernaturally
powerful and swift

but it can be defeated
by another machine.

But what if Wonder Woman
is more powerful

and your robot loses?

'That's the nuclear power
source'

'under my remote control.'

'If the robot is in danger'

I can force the reactor
to go critical

to become a small atomic bomb.

I want this Wonder Woman

intact, alive, a prisoner.

But if she, it, whatever

bests this machine..

...she'll be destroyed..

...and a substantial portion
of Washington

will blow up with her.

Now, if they have to, the planes
can refuel right here

at Key West and then..

...continue on down
to Samarra.

Yeah.

'Someone to see you, Mr. Trevor'

'from the Guanarayan Embassy.'

Uh, just a moment please.

- 'Yes, sir.'
- I'll keep these in my office.

Thanks.

Alright, you wanna
send him in, please.

'Alright.'

"Send him in?"

Steve, you are
a terrible chauvinist.

- Gloria, I apologize.
- Accepted.

I just came by to make sure you
hadn't forgotten my invitation

to the little reception
at the embassy tonight.

No, no, I haven't forgotten

but I thought
I was gonna have to call you.

I seem to be stuck
with a top-secret headache.

Oh, Steve, I know
you can't tell us

any State secrets
about the nuclear airlift.

But all the people
that'll be there tonight

are concerned and hopeful.

And the very fact
that an American official

of your rank stops by,
even briefly..

...well, it's really what

your good neighbor policy
comes down to.

Well, I'll be on
a very tight schedule

but I'll stick my head in.

Thanks, Steve.

And, speaking personally..

...it just might be
a lot of fun.

I just wanted to make
myself perfectly clear.

I am not a "him".

I'll go along with that.

See you tonight.

Around 8:00.

Mm-hmm.

I, uh, heard your visitor go.

- Want to continue?
- Yes.

Oh, Steve, black tie.

Sorry, Miss..

King?

Duke?

Prince. Diana Prince.

How could I have forgotten?

Well, you must come too, dear.

Bye, Steve.

Um, shall we continue?

Of course.

There's, uh..

There's something
very familiar about her.

She was at the conference.

Yes, I know that, but..

...it's something else.

Almost ready.

How successful was the surgery?

We'll know in a few seconds.

It scans almost perfectly

on point-to-point overlap.

Mm-hmm, and his skin?

'We're toning surface
coloration now.'

'That's the last detail.'

Alright, let's see
what we've got.

My face feels almost perfect.

Ah, yes, it looks
almost perfect.

It is perfect.

- Steve.
- Oh..

And Diana. Welcome.

Steve, there's somebody
you just have to meet.

It'll only take a second.

You will forgive me, Diana?

Of course
I'll forgive you, Gloria.

Uh, excuse me.

Very good.

Hi..

...I'm Steve Trevor.

You really are.

Idiot! Wristwatch.

You've been briefed
on Diana Prince.

Don't slip up.

Excuse me for a moment,
please.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

- Diana, everything okay?
- Never better.

I'm sorry Gloria had to
drag me off like that.

It was a small group
of Samarrans.

Well, I understand,
it's a very small country

with a very big responsibility.

Yeah, well, thanks
for understanding.

Can you be understanding
one more time?

Uh, try me.

I've gotta go out to the base.

I know, don't you
want me to go with you?

Well, I want you to,
but I think it'd be good idea

if one of us stayed here
as an official presence.

Uh.. Oh, well, I don't
know how convincing I'll be

as an official presence,
but I'll do my best.

You'll be fine. I'll pick you up
as soon as I can.

Gentlemen, there's been
some developments

since our original briefing.

'You'll be delivering your cargo
to a new destination.'

That new destination
is Guanaray.

'Coordinates..'

'...21.54 North..'

...17.22 East.

That's a mountain valley
with a mining site airstrip.

It's primitive,
but it'll handle the traffic.

'Now, remember'

'complete radio silence'

'and I mean, complete.'

If you hear anything

from anybody, including myself

or the President
of the United States

ignore it,
it'll be neither of us.

Or it'll be a message forced
with a gun to our head.

Mr. Trevor, you mean, we're
gonna be flying this mission

without a fail-safe signal?

No, major, I was coming to that.

The fail-safe code word

is "Capsize".

'"Capsize."'

Now, gentlemen,
this is a hot one.

We can't afford to blow it.

So once you're in the air,
you go!

Is that clear?

- It's clear, sir.
- 'Alright.'

There'll be an official
from the Guanarayan government

there to meet you when you land.

His name is Dr. Solano.

He's already on his way.

You'll be in good hands.

Come on, hurry up,
we've gotta be

in Guanaray
when those planes arrive.

Yes, Solano, I'm hurrying.

- Well?
- Hey...not bad!

Yes, very comfortable.

Come on, Diana,
let's relax.

We're home free.

Well, it doesn't seem to me
that we're home free

as long as those cargo planes
are in the air.

Yeah.

Look, I know you
don't drink ordinarily

but if I call a liquor store
down at the corner

perhaps we could, uh--

How did you know
that I don't drink?

Well, I just assumed--

It's true that I don't

but, uh, I don't ever recall

that subject ever coming up
between us.

Alright, alright,
I assumed, huh?

Hey, relax,
take it easy.

We owe ourselves
a little vacation.

Some fun.

What are you doing?

Come on,
you're all grown up.

You can figure that out,
can't you?

Uh..

Maybe we ought to say
goodnight.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

It's been a long
successful evening.

It's not over yet.

- Isn't it?
- Uh-uh.

Steve, please.

Remember when you
told me that story about..

...how your father
got that scar on his leg

from a 20 millimeter shell?

Yeah, sure. What about it?
And who cares?

I do.

And so does
the real Steve Trevor.

What're you talking about?

That scar was on his shoulder.

It wasn't on his leg.

Well, well...aren't we clever?

'Only now we got
a problem, honey.'

I'm afraid I can't let you
spread that word around.

Open the door.
Come on, I was only kiddin'.

Leave the girl alone.

- Who are you?
- Never mind who I am.

Where's Steve Trevor?

It's none of your business.

Oh!

Where's Steve Trevor?

And where did you send
the cargo planes?

- I..
- Answer me!

Solano's estate, uh..

...outside Arlington..

...41 Rivercrest Road.

And where did you send
the cargo planes?

Uh...Guanaray, um..

Rio Seco Mine site.

He-he carved out
an airstrip there.

It's too late.
They're-they're gone.

It's-it's too late.

Relax, hero.

It'll all be over
in a few hours.

You mean, when the cargo planes
land in Guanaray?

That's right, then you can
go back to the office

and, uh, explain everything.

Boy, am I glad
to see you!

Solano?

Yeah, he rigged
a double of me.

Yes, I know, and diverted

the cargo planes to Guanaray.

He cut out an airstrip
at someplace called

Rio Seco Mine.

Oh, I know
where that is.

Maybe, I can call 'em back.
There's still time.

They should be just
off the coast of Panama

right about now.

It'll be daylight
in a few minutes.

Mayday, mayday,
this is Steve Trevor

calling Operation Eggshell.

'Come in, Eggshell One, over.'

Eggshell One requests
code clearance and fail-safe.

'Barry, this is Steve Trevor.'

Code clearance, fail-safe.

It's Gaines.

Code, Toro Cordillera

Mar Level Montana.

There is no fail-safe.

Barry, you've been suckered!

'This is your authorization'

'to change course, over.'

No can do, Steve,
we're locked in.

You gave us our orders yourself.
You know that.

Your double.

Yeah. Well, he's not
gonna believe that.

Alright, major,
this is an override.

- 'I'm ordering you--'
- I've got my orders.

Eggshell One out.

Eggshell?

Eggshell, come in!

Barry!

Oh, nuts!

Now, they're gonna be landing
in about an hour

with Solano waiting for them.

Steve, you said, you know
where this Rio Seco Mine is?

Sure, it was a possible site
for the nuclear plant. Why?

Well, the man
who impersonated you

is tied up
in Diana Prince's apartment.

- We should go there now.
- Well, of course!

He'd know the fail-safe code.

He briefed the pilots
before take-off.

That's right,
but if you stop this mission

Solano might get away.

I-I can't help it,
Wonder Woman.

I'm still responsible
for the lives

of those men and the cargo
they're carrying.

I understand that, Steve.

But I've got a plane
that can get us to the island

ahead of the cargo planes.

You have?

Well, what's keeping us?

Getting nervous, love?

It's been a long night,
and a long day.

The best is yet to be.

Dr. Solano.

What're you doing here?
How'd you get here?

Well, I'm looking for you..

...and believe it or not,
I got here

in an invisible plane.

What're you talking about?

'I'd listen if I were you,
people.'

It's over, doctor.

Tough.

I think we have
a stand-off.

But I must confess, I've almost
looked forward to this meeting.

If I have to go,
I think I'd almost like you

to be the instrument.

'But...I can give you
a way out.'

What do you mean?

I challenge you to a duel,
one-on-one, with sabers.

No, Wonder Woman.

He has to be an expert

or he wouldn't challenge you.

Winner take all.

Agreed..

'...if she and the others
put down the guns.'

I'll get my dueling sabers.

Finest blades
on Earth.

Don't do it!

Can't you see
this is a set-up?

Don't worry, Steve.

It's a robot!

I want her eliminated.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪♪

She's won.

Let's get out of here.

When this atomic pile blows

the whole mountain will go.

Our men are there.

Victory is always
born out of sacrifice.

Everybody, run!

This is Trevor calling
Operation Eggshell.

Come in,
Eggshell One.

Eggshell One requests
code clearance and fail-safe.

Code, Toro Cordillera
Mar Level Montana.

- Fail-safe?
- 'Fail-safe, capsize.'

Roger.

Eggshell,
alter your course

to the original destination.

Your fuel supply
is sufficient

to get you
to Samarra. Over.

Roger. Eggshell One out.

Well, at the very least,
you've averted

an international disaster.

And put an end
to Dr. Solano.

I wonder.

Well, thank you very much, sir.

I'm afraid
that would be difficult.

She finds us, it's not
the other way around.

Yes, sir. Goodbye.

- Is the White House pleased?
- Seems to be.

In fact, if we could get
Wonder Woman to the South Lawn

he'd probably pin
a medal on her himself.

Oh, I don't think
she's interested in medals.

I think she came back
to help you.

Us.

Well, let's hope
she comes around again.

I think you can count on it.

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ Here to fight
the force of evil ♪

♪ And your chance
won't be denied ♪

♪ Woman of the hour ♪

♪ With her super power ♪

♪ We're so glad ♪

♪ You're on our side ♪

♪ Wonder Woman ♪

♪ You're a wonder
Wonder Woman ♪♪