Witch Amusement (2007–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

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--=Witch Amusement=--

Are... Are you okay?

Ow!

It's me, Chae Moo-Ryong!

Why are you here?

I have good reasons...

What is this? What are you doing? Huh?

No... wait!

Yoo-Hee! Hey! Wake up! Hey!



Are you awake already? Do you feel better?

They said it's acute enteritis.

Good job. You can go now.

It's fine. After you're done with the IV, we can go together.

Why should I go with you? Don't ever come to
my house again. Get out now.

I'm sorry... There are some problems at my house.
I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.

Get out. Get out right now.

Okay, I got it. So just rest for a bit.
It's not good to strain yourself.

I know it's all my fault. Rest.

- I know it's all my fault, so rest.
- Move!

Th... thief!

What's going on?

Moo-Ryong!

Moo-Ryong!



What happened to you?

Hey! Are you okay?

Hey, why are you looking like this?

Are you okay?

Why did you hit me, mom?

Why did you hit our child?

You said you were eating well, but you look thinner.

Here, eat this.

Geez, I don't even count as anything.

You shouldn't eat any.

I want to give it to Mi-Gyung!

Geez, it's all your fault. Look at how Moo-Ryong is
because of you.

Dear, let's just eat.

Are your studies going well?

Yes.

I don't know much, but you would need some money
to be able to study overseas.

Why? Are you going to give him money if he needs it?

How can you give him money with those
couple bowls of lousy noodles you sell?

Earn some money and give it to me!
Earn money and give it to me.

Go earn some money! The more, the better! Earn more money!

Mom, I don't need money, so don't worry. Eat!

Hello?

It's me. That $40,000 you owe me? Pay it back by this week.

Ah well, that is...

I thought I'd be kicked out, so I made some porridge.
You know how to warm it up, right?

If you don't, call me.

Did the director arrive yet?

Manager Choi! You surprised me!

What are you doing in a workplace?
Doing such atrocious things.

Hee-Jung, you don't have the spinster syndrome.
Do you know who has it here?

Ma Yoo-Hee.

Yes! But she hasn't arrived yet.

That's true, I wonder why she's late.

Hello.

Miss Park Hee-Jung.

Yes?

Oh, I didn't put on nail polish. I did this at home.

Give me the draft I asked for.

I'm sorry. I'll do it right now.

If you have time to care for your nails,
use it to raise your IQ.

Give me the book.

What?

Did you forget that book I told you about yesterday again?

Ah, yes. I found it after looking real hard.

Did you decide on the order?

I wanted to discuss this issue with you.

Let's go inside.

What are you doing? Writing the book?

Well... that is...

I'm... sorry.

Do something with your nails. Cut them or pull them all off.

Oh, and look for a new housekeeper.

Again?

I meant that male housekeeper...

Immediately find me a female housekeeper!

[Worked in Sudori restaurant for a month.]

[Have also worked in other restaurants for a few months!]

It's not a lot of skills, but I have sensitive tastebuds...

Chae Moo-Ryong?

Yes.

Are you the one who got all the chefs in trouble at Sudori?

That wasn't me. That was my brother.

Don't bother! We don't need a troublemaker like you here!

- Chae Moo-Ryong?
- Yes.

You were the one who argued with the head chef at
Rong restaurant and was kicked out, right?

Actually that's not argue... Just a little discussion
on the freshness of the ingredients with the head chef.

It's fine. We don't need someone like you here.

Chae Moo-Ryong, you...

Yes, I'm the one who got Sudori's chef in trouble,

and I argued with the chef at Rong Restaurant,
got kicked out at other restaurants.

What? That was actually true?

What?

There's a guest here for you. She came with a man.

Yoo-Hee! It's been so long!

Yes, come in.

Honey, what are you doing? Come in!

Hello, Miss Yoo-Hee. You remember me, right?

The banquet will be at the hotel, and the dinner buffet
will be French. And schedule is...

We can talk about the schedule later. I have to go
to a meeting at 2p.m., so I'll go ahead.

Director, the wedding is tomorrow.

Is that so?

You haven't changed a bit! You don't have
a boyfriend still, right?

I heard you went on a date with my honey not too long ago?

So it's true that the director and your boyfriend
went on a blind date?

Yes, blind dated with her, but he finally settled with me.

My honey looks perfect, but he's slow in matters of love.
That's his only weakness.

His only weakness...

I heard my honey dumped you pretty badly?

Are you still looking for a boyfriend?
Are you still going on blind dates?

You must have been mistaken. Our director has a lot of
suiters chasing her skirt, why suddenly...

Ow!

Hey! How can a powerful woman like you
cling to a man with all your heart?

Getting old by yourself is romantic, too.
Lonely and cold... It sounds good, right?!

Why don't you just stay single while you're at it?

Not everyone's single. I have a man.

You're kidding me.

I mean, I was so shocked.

Well, of course you aren't the type to lie.

Then bring him to the gathering.

Well, that is...

What? What's the problem?

Problem? There isn't any. We'll come together.

You must bring him, okay? I'll tell everyone.

Let's go, honey.

Let's go.

[Johnny]

[Debtor]

Hello?

Yes, this is Chae Moo-Ryong.

Ah yes, at the vocational school... yes!

Aren't you done yet?

- It's almost finished.
- Do it quickly!

Hello?

Where are you right now?

At the hospital.

Hospital? So I guess today's too tough for you.

Yes, it's too hard for me.

Are you in as a patient?

Yes.

I'm in pretty bad shape right now. I have to stay.

Yes, the weekend will be pretty hard for me.

What are you doing? Bring it over quickly.

Yes, I'm bringing it over now.

It's all done now. Is it ok? Not too salty, huh?

I said today's hard for me.

Moo-Ryong?

Seung-Mi? Johnny?

Yes, I'll request it to the chef. How is 7p.m.?

All right, then come at eight. See you later.

It's Seung-Mi's. I have mine.

Ah, thank you.

Of the special guests who are coming tonight, a party is
food critics from a patisserie magazine,

one of them is a vegetarian, but he says
shrimp and seafood are okay.

Ok.

Chef, call me over when the customer is here.

Yes, sir.

What? Is there something else?

Actually, my boyfriend is coming at eight and his dream
is to be a French chef.

My special request, could he meet you for a bit?

Okay, it's not a problem.

Thank you Mr. Head Chef.

Seung-Mi, just call me 'chef' or 'Johnny', okay?

What are you doing?

Huh?

The terrine is finished.

[Terrine: prepared by cooking fresh seafood or meat and other
ingredients together then moulded and refrigerated.]

This isn't terrine.

You can't cook foie gras like this.
It's just pouring some fruits over.

Do it over.

Yes.

Chef... Could I pick you? (She uses 'jjim' for 'pick',
which can also be seen as a Korean food)

'Jjim'?

Yes.

Do this terrine instead. Terrine.

Oh, that 'jjim' is not the same.
I'm claiming you, like this.

Hello?

Don't worry, we're preparing it.

Shut up!

If it doesn't work, make it work.

What?! Do it no matter what!

That idiot! Ah geez, I'm dizzy.

President, why don't you drink some tea?

Why is this so hot?

How you treat the guests here is terrible.

The director isn't here all the time, that's why it's slacking.

Why did she leave so early?

President, I think the director went on a date...

Shut up! She isn't the type to do that.
A dog is more likely to go than she is.

President, I don't think you understand
your daughter very well.

What are you talking about? Ma Yoo-Hee is my daughter!
She will never go on a date!

But President, she has been dating continuously
for a long time.

Really, she did?

Hey, is this a hos...?

Who are you?

Do you know me?

I'm sorry.

Why don't you try it?

Yes!

Mmm! This is great!

Excuse me, Chef.

You have a guest.

Welcome.

I'm looking for manager Nam Seung-Mi.

Manager Nam? This way.

He'll be out shortly, please wait a moment.

Manager, there's a guest for you.

Really?

What's up?

Why's she everywhere I go?

Oh, Seung-Mi.

I'm sorry, there was a emergency at work.

Yeah, I'll come another time, sorry.

Are you really okay?

Is a consomme enough for a meal?

Or do you want me to make anything else?

No, it's fine. I came to eat the consomme that you made.

I feel like I'm in New York.

Your restaurant there had a nice view too.

Seoul is pretty glamorous, too. Especially the view at night,
it is very welcoming.

Really? That's a relief.

Something's wrong, right?

Actually, I have a request for you.

Do you have time on Friday?

It's my day off.

We have a college reunion party in the evening.
Would you come?

The evening is a little...

There's a banquet.

Why? Is it urgent?

Oh, that is...

I was going to request you to cook that day...

I guess it's impossible.

If it's that, you should have said so.

I'm a brand-name chef after all.

That's true.

Yoo-Hee, if you have anything to request of me,
tell me anytime, don't hesitate, ok?

Ok.

This is Ma Yoo-Hee.

It's Sae-Ra!

It's late. What is it?

Did you hear? Joon Ha is coming to the reunion.

Joon Ha... the Yoo Joon-Ha who went to America?

Yeah! You know, your first love. He's coming together
with his fiancee.

How's today evening at seven?

I don't know.

I don't think Yoo-Hee and I are a good match.

I know, I don't plan to meet you often,
but just leave tomorrow free.

I don't want to.

Why is it?

Because I don't like you.

We're not a good match.

Ma Yoo-Hee.

Are you feeling better now?

If you haven't eaten yet, do you want to go out and...

Get to the point.

Please accept this for now. I'll pay the rest...

Look here.

Who said I was backing out?

I want to pay back that money quickly, too.

I want to pay it back and never see a witch like you...

Witch?

It's not a lie.

That's true, I'm a witch.

The type who gave Snow White the poisonous apple
and baked children.

You don't have to go that far.

Look here.

Do you want a poison apple? Do you want to be baked?

This is Ma Yoo-Hee.

Now what?

You have to bring your boyfriend no matter what!

I will, I will.

Let's go.

Let's go to the police station. There's nothing else left.

Let's go.

Hey.

What are you doing tomorrow evening?

Acting as your boyfriend?

Do you need 'someone' that badly?

Just tell me if you can do it or not.

Well, it seems like I would have to act very well.

I've never done such things.

Isn't that your specialty? Pretending to be someone else?

That was for my friend! Why would I go and meet you?

If you do it well, I can decrease your debt.

Really?

How much?

How much do you want?

You have no conscience.

He wouldn't ask for all $40,000 off, would he?

All right then.

- $5000
- $20,000

$5000?

$2000?!

That's too harsh! $3000 and no less.

Okay, $3000. Come to my house by five o'clock tomorrow.

Be sure to be on time.

Hey.

Please look in the mirror before you go.

You really have no other clothes than these.

What's wrong with this?

The clothes are wrong. Are you going to the funeral?

You have to wear accordingly to a party.

You really have no sense.

Get in.

You're really going like that?

Get in.

Never mind then. I can't go with a girlfriend
like you, so goodbye.

Hey! Get in first!

How about taking off your glasses?
You look better without them.

- And let your hair loose.
- Mind your own business.

Give it here. I'll clean it for you.

Glasses.

What is this?

I guess that won't do. You can't wear them like that.

We're a couple, so shouldn't we go arm-in-arm?

Is that weird?

Let's just go then.

What are you doing? Did you plan to embarrass me?

Let's just go.

Hey, that's Ma Yoo-Hee!

Wow, she changed so much!

Isn't that Ma Yoo-Hee?

Is that Yoo-Hee? I can't recognize her!

Yoo-Hee?

Yoo-Hee!

You look so different! Is it because of your boyfriend?

Hello, I'm Han Sae-Ra.

Yes. I'm Chae Moo-Ryong.

Choi Moo-Ryong?

It's not Choi, it's Chae. My mom is a fan.

My mom is a hardcore fan of Choi Moo-Ryong, that's why.

So... what is your occupation?

Ah yes, I'm a French cooking.

I'm a fan of French cooking, but I'm a plastic surgeon.

Plastic surgeon?

Hold this.

Then, how much do you think it'll cost to
have my face fixed?

I don't think it can improve.

You're so perfect that there's nothing to fix.

Wow, Moo-Ryong has a good eye, unlike his girlfriend. Right?

How about me?

I have to redo my nose.

Can you look at me?

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Oh no!

I'm sorry!

I'm really sorry!

What do you think you're doing?

Who are you?

I think there's some misunderstanding...

Leave it. Just go.

Ma Yoo-Hee!

Joon-Ha senior.

It's really you, Yoo-Hee.

I thought I was mistaken.

You've changed a lot.

How... are you?

I am okay.

Who is it?

She's my junior from college. This is... my fiancee.

I'm Jang Hee-Jin.

I'm Ma Yoo-Hee.

Did you come alone?

Huh? I...

Oh, Joon-Ha senior!

Why don't you mind your own business?

Can you walk?

Hey! Drink slowly!

Geez, really! Why are you so upset over such a thing?

Such a thing?

What are you calling such a thing? I was embarrassed
in front of so many people.

Such a thing?

Why? Was your first love there?

He must have been there.

You saw your first love?

'I love you, Ma Yoo-Hee.'

Such words... you don't have the right to hear them.

See, see, see? That's why you don't have a man.

Did you get hurt by someone in the past?

Your first love?

You should change.

That way you can get a man and...

How?

How should I change?

Isn't that obvious? Become feminine!

How? Tell me how.

Just...

You really don't know?

You know, like a woman, with beauty.
Like what I did to you today.

Hey!

Ow, ow, why?

Are you that talented? Then you do it, you can do it.

Why? You don't have confidence?

Is it hard?

Is it impossible?

It's not an easy job. But it's not impossible.

Then do it.

If you do well, I could decrease your debt.

Really?

How much this time?

All of it.

You're joking.

Hey.

Hey.

What are you?

I'm Chae Moo-Ryong.

So why are you here? Aren't you my housekeeper?

But why are you here?

Well, you fired me so...

Are you drunk?

You're drunk?

Quiet.

You'd...

better do a good job!

Hey.

Hey. You...

Don't go.

What is it?

Did you sleep well?

I made some soup to help you recover. Sit.

Get out. Get out now.

What are you saying after you brought me here?

I did?

You didn't forget about yesterday, did you?
You told me so yourself, at the booth and in the car.

Are you really that good? Then you do it.

If you do well, I can get rid of your debt.

All of it.

Fine, I'll keep the promise.

Of course. A promise is a promise.

But we should write a proper contract.

[Domestic Affairs Help Contract]

[Love Life]

Chae Moo-Ryong. You work as my helper.
In return, I'll give you a room.

Why are you excluding that I'm your coach too?
And include that $40,000 deal.

$40,000? Change it to $37,000.
Instead I'll give you a month.

[Love Life and Domestic Affairs Help Contract]

So...

So then, I'll be going.

Yes.

- I'm going.
- Yeah.

Moo-Ryong!

Moo-Ryong...

Moo-Ryong...

Mom, stop it.

Dear...

This isn't right. We shouldn't part like this
when you're going overseas to America.

Dear. Let's all go to the airport.

No, mom. I can go to the airport fine by myself,
so you should stay here and rest.

You should have checked your luggage in.
You're so stubborn.

Mom, don't worry.

Moo-Ryong.

Father, take care of yourself.

I'll be back in no time.

I'm sorry, father.

What are you talking about?

Son, your father believes in you.

Return as the best doctor.

Yes.

If anyone messes with you, just call me.

I'll fly over there right away.

Hey...

You should take care of your body too.

You should go now.

Go ahead.

Oh, okay then, I'll go ahead.

Oh, Moo-Ryong!

Hey.

What are you doing?

You there! What the heck is this?

Throw this out right away!

Why should I throw this out? Do you know what this is?

This is my father's special bean paste.

Throw it away immediately!

Why don't you try it once?

If it's strange even after then...

Then I'll throw it away.

Hey.

Is it really that strange?

It can't be...

Clean this smell.

Yes!

You there!

Yes? Do you need something?

You said you would transform me. When will that be?

You're so impatient.

I've only been here for two or three hours.

Why don't you do it right away?

All right.

What... What are you doing?

You said you wanted to transform. This is transforming.

Are you joking? These are very expensive!

So who said I'm throwing them away?

Let's do a good deed and donate them.

Ma Yoo-Hee. That's really her.

Excuse me! Why are you going into
someone else's office like this?

Miss Park Hee-Jung.

Director...

Why? Is there a problem?

N... no.

That lady... is that really the Director?

Probably?

Can she change so abruptly like that?

[Pa Ran]

What? What's wrong?

I have something to tell you. I'm the meal monitor for today.

Okay, I'll go.

And Pa Ran... Everything's fine, right?

This is father.

I'm in a meeting right now.

Yes, this is Chae Moo-Ryong.

See here, go to the dry cleaners and get my clothes.

Yes, this is Chae Moo-Ryong.

Look here, I want to eat baked sweet potato.

Baked sweet potato?

Why all of a sudden?

Make sure to buy it immediately.

Look here, I want to buy a car. Look up car dealerships.

Look here.

Look here.

Look here.

Look here.

Oh, geez!!

Now what, what?

Where? Na Ra elementary school? Why?

Be there by 11 o'clock. Don't be late.

Who are you?

Oh, I came to meet someone.

Do you happen to know Pa-Ran?

You don't know?

Pa-Ran...

Look here!

Who are you, mister?

Me?

I'm Chae Moo-Ryong and I came because of
Pa-Ran's meal monitor.

You came alone?

So, you're Pa-Ran?

What about mom? She didn't come?

No, she didn't...

Mom?

Are you home?

I know I transformed you, but you look really good!

What about school? Nothing happened, right?

Of course.

Oh and...

About Pa-Ran.

When did you have a son like him?

What do you mean, a son?

He isn't your son?

Maybe... your daughter?!

Hey, bring some water.

Yes.

Look here.

Here.

Look here. Where did you put the mat cover?

I thought you weren't using it, so I put it away.

Bring it right away.

Yes.

I... I'll leave this here then.

Look here, bring it over.

What are you doing? Cover it quickly.

Yes.

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