Witch Amusement (2007–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript
B.O.N F u n S u b s (c) ~ Band Of Nuts F u n S u b s
Presents
--=Witch Amusement/Witch Yoo Hee--=
Long, long time ago,
in a crumbling old castle,
imprisoned a beautiful princess.
The princess prayed everyday that there would be
a prince to come and rescue her.
Her sincerity touched the gods
and finally, a handsome prince came along.
The prince gingerly entered deep into the castle,
and found the princess.
But just at the moment when the prince
was going to rescue the princess,
the beautiful princess turned into an evil witch.
--=Witch Yoo-Hee--=
Translators
glo, mookie
Timer
doozy
Editor
strawberrie1210
QC
autuymnrain
Encoder
scarlett0512
Coordinator
mangosteen
[Internet Game Witch Amusement Commerical PT Material]
Well, I think it's a little different from what we thought.
I think there is a misunderstanding.
It's not a bit, it's completely different.
The proposal you've given us is impressive,
the problem was that it did not match
the visual world of online gaming.
So, you don't like it?
You are here!
- Look here, Hee-Jung.
- Yes?
Did you put on perfume? What scent is it?
Oh this?
It's musk of bewitchment. It's nice, right?
Open the windows, air it out.
I was wondering why the air was like this.
Smells like mudfish.
Smells like mudfish.
It's an inappropriate smell.
Did it not go well today?
Totally...
The PT (presentation) is screwed up right? Huh?
PT?
It's a hit!
Really?
How can that be?
Who do you think our president is? Is there anything
that a witch can't do?
So why is she like that?
Well... a man...
She is going on a blind date.
Are you Miss Ma Yoo-Hee?
It's Kim Shee-Duk! Kim Shee-Duk!
I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
5 minutes 40 seconds, it's not a bit.
You're being too stingy over being just 5 minutes late.
In 5 minutes, a 15 second commercial can be played 20 times.
Additionally, because of just 5 minutes,
you have left a crucial flaw in your first impression.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Shee-Duk, instead of being a comedian,
don't you have any plans to try another field?
No, I want to put my all in comedy.
You don't seem to have a particularly distinctive
characteristic as a comedian.
Do you think you'll succeed?
What do you mean?
You know I'm doing well lately!
You know Ma Bbak Ee, right?
[Ma Bbak Ee: Korean comedy group]
Are you Ma Bbak Ee?
No, you're not.
I'm... not Ma Bbak Ee,
but don't you know his friend Uhl Bbak Ee?
I don't know him at all.
This, this... you don't know this?
Oh, you really look clueless.
I'm so shocked.
You don't know?
The guys with the pushed back foreheads.
Out of four of them, I'm the one that looks the most normal!
Hold on.
I said to do comedy, why are you exercising?
I can't make you laugh today, I'm sorry.
It's nothing, just make me laugh next time.
Huh? Ne... next... next time?
I'm free for dinner on Friday.
Huh?
I don't have time.
Then... Saturday.
That day will be better.
Who does he think he is, rejecting me?
Oh, it's me.
Change the housekeeper for me.
It's been two days now.
Of course it doesn't make sense to change the housekeeper
just because of bottled water.
But because our president doesn't like it...
Can you find another person?
Huh?
What should I do? They all say they don't want to
go to the witch's cave.
I don't know about a lion's cave,
but I wouldn't even breathe in the direction of her's.
Of course I know her personality is a mess, even the world...
even if the world is split in two, you must send someone else!
You're here.
Where is that shirt from?
This? It's not bad, huh?
I got it online. It's quite sexy, right?
It completely proves that your head is empty.
Representative...
Change it at once, or just throw it away.
Oh...
Hired a housekeeper yet?
I'm finding one right now.
How long has it been since I told you...
and you're still in progress?
It's not as simple as it seems.
How hard can it be to switch a housekeeper?
Well, you change them so frequently that no one wants to...
Hard?
Impossible?
No, it's possible.
Call Manager Lee.
How's the response to the Turep makeup materials?
Good, very good.
The evaluation points are considerably high
and it's on the best new products list.
There is a remarkably big buzz.
We have some time, but please pay special attention to Las Rop.
A call came from the marriage agency saying that
they'd like for you to become a special member.
Do you think the representative and
marriage meetings makes sense?
Of course I don't think it makes sense.
It doesn't?
Why not?
It's so obvious why not!
What man in this world would want to...
So what Hee-Jung is saying is that in official terms,
you and marriage meetings are unbalanced...
Get out.
Yes, I'm Ma Yoo-Hee.
I'm not sure. I have no desire to meet someone
just to find a mate...
Well... let's see what type of person he is.
Quickly please!
Yes.
- Did you put the wine in?
- Yes.
What are you piling on?
How can we cover the costs of the ingredient
when you put soo much on? Just do it.
I learned from my father that there is no
"just doing it" in a chef's dictionary.
Food that looks pleasing is also good to eat,
the style needs to also be...
You kid, everytime...
Why don't you just become the head chef?
I have a good feeling today!
I should really quit smoking...
Then quit.
I'm saying you should think about your health.
Should you really risk your life on just some nicotine?
Alright?
Let's leave.
Next time, please make sure to quit your smoking.
Then... when should we meet again?
We won't meet again, never.
Why? What's wrong?
I don't feel a connection.
What sort of feeling are you referring to?
To tell you the truth, I have a girlfriend.
I'm too lacking. Sorry.
That's enough.
Let's go.
Yoo-Hee!
If you don't mind,
can we see each other one more time?
Well, if you want it that much...
When should we meet again?
There's too much balsamic vinegar. Make it again!
Just a moment, sir!
No, it's just right.
Right?
Sir, you can't drink while you're working.
It affects your sense of taste.
What?
This boy! This rude boy!
Hold on.
The check please.
Please let go, sir.
Sir!
Get out!
Need to hurry home!
Seung-Mi!
I should have put up with it until I go to study abroad.
It's nothing like you, Moo-Ryong.
Where did your confidence go?
I wonder where. It must have all died.
I've gotten fired too often...
What should I do?
There's nowhere to go now.
Come to my place.
I'll take care of it.
Hey!
I'm supposed to say those sort of lines to you.
Then say them.
Okay.
If I go to New York and become a chef, then I'll do it properly.
I need to send you over to New York faster then.
What's that?
This is...
[Sudori restaurant]
I wasn't sure, so I looked around and it was good timing.
The chef there wants to meet up with you.
Who told you to do this?
I'm sorry, Moo-Ryong.
I must have hurt your pride.
Are you mad?
I'm not mad.
Then why are you like that?
Well...
That's because I'm grateful, every time!
- Really?
- Always.
Just in words?
You can hug me once.
Can I?
Gosh, that driver, what's up with her?
My goodness.
- Are you alright?
- Yeah, are you alright?
It's a bit... you know.
The decor is old-fashioned,
and it's so scrammed.
It's bigger than ours. Why are you saying it's small?
Honey, Byung-Seo, I truly can't understand.
Why must Moo-Ryong rot away at a place like this?
If he didn't rebel and became a cook,
he could be comfortably wearing a doctor's uniform right now.
They're both professions, why does it matter? Cook, doctor...
What's wrong?
Honey.
What?!
Let's order, I'm hungry.
Alright.
What should we eat?
What should we eat?
Oh, that...
Let's order when Moo-Ryong gets here.
Mother!
It's the busiest time, so it's hard for Moo-Ryong to come out.
He said that if you start eating, he'll come out when he can.
Then, honey,
let's go to the kitchen.
Shouldn't the parents introduce themselves
to the kitchen of their son?
Could we do that?
This is so delicious, why is there so much leftovers?
You give it a taste.
It's very good.
But I think it's a bit spicy.
Also, not enough onions.
What?
Do you have an amazing sense of taste or something?
Yes, I don't know about anything, but I'm positive
about my sense of taste.
Because I'm like my father.
Oh, really?
Then, taste this too!
That's not what I meant.
What?! Taste it!
Hurry up.
Hurry, hurry!
- Mom!
- Honey!
Mom!
You are all dead!!
I'm sorry... dad and mom.
Sorry?
You sure are stupid!
You have gone too far.
What are you lacking to give up medical school
and work at that sort of...
Oh...
Mom, what's wrong?
It's because she's hungry.
We couldn't even eat!
Let's have dinner now.
Yes, dinner.
I'll hurry up and get some.
Sit down!
Mom, no matter what, let's eat something first.
Sit properly!
Starting from now, don't even go near the kitchen.
Also...
go back to medical school immediately!
Mom!
Moo-Ryong...
Yes.
No matter what other people say,
I believe in you.
Byung-Seo!
Honey. Stay still for a moment.
Thank you, dad.
- Dad, I will...
- Moo-Ryong.
It's been about three years since you took a temporary break
from medical school, right?
Yes.
They say that if you stick with something for three years,
you will find success, Moo-Ryong.
Moo-Ryong.
Yes.
This much is enough.
Go back to medical school.
Dad.
[Return Application]
What?
You quit?
You mean you dropped out?
I can't be a doctor.
I did it then because my mother wanted it so badly, but...
It looks like I don't have the talent to be a doctor.
Hey!
You were able to do all that because you're smart!
You're the guy that took liberal arts, then studied a year
for college exams and went to medical school!
But, what if your mother finds out?
Oh right.
I'll just have to hide it until I leave for New York.
You are learning French cuisine,
why are you going to New York?
There's someone that I just have to meet in New York.
But what's your problem?
Oh yeah, hey...
Go on a marriage meeting.
What are you joking about?
That isn't funny at all.
It's not a joke!
I have a girlfriend.
I know, man!
Just do it for me, huh?
He said he'd rather age alone, he just doesn't like the woman.
Just take it as a side job.
I'll give you money.
I'm not going even for that.
Really?
Then I'll tell your mom
that you dropped out.
It's a joke.
If you can't, then, oh well...
I was so frustrated that I came to you.
My section chief threatened to fire me this morning...
Fire you?
About that sort of thing?
Hey, I'll do it.
Anyways, what kind of woman is she?
Me?
I'm a woman that dreams of becoming a wise mother.
(*She's reading Love Textbook)
Although when I say that,
everyone may not believe.
Who cares if they do or not.
I long for love more than anyone else.
The most important thing about marriage meetings?
First impressions!
I paid too little attention on my looks until now.
Miss Ma Yoo-Hee?
Chae Moo-Ryong, Year 2 medical student in ob/gyn.
28 years old.
His looks...
are pretty cute, not too bad.
But what are those shoes?
My name is Chae Moo-Ryong.
Am I a bit late?
A bit late?
No more, no less, 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
Just a while, that's understandable.
Anyway, I'm really sorry.
Ma Yoo-Hee, 27 years old.
She's the representative president for
an advertising company called MUV.
But she's rejected by all men...
A total bomb. She's a bomb.
You must have had an upsetting problem today.
Huh?
Please wait a moment, I have a message.
[Tips on Marriage Meeting Success]
1. Become a cute woman.
Oh, not at all.
There isn't an upsetting problem at all.
I'm feeling very... cool!
Are you done?
You must have a picky sense of taste.
2. Eat with enthusiasm.
Oh, no!
I'm just a bit thirsty.
Take a sip.
What bomb? She's totally a bomber.
With female diseases, most people think of uterine cancer or
breast cancer,
but there are other serious problems too.
Ovarian cystoma, endometriosis, and there's pelvic tuberculosis...
Because my specialty is obstetrics and gynecology...
it's a little awkward to listen to, right?
3. Show interest in the other person.
Oh, no no, not a bit.
There's something called pelvic tuberculosis?
Yes!
The tuberculosis occurs in the genitals.
Pulmonary tuberculosis is usually the cause.
Otherwise, a rela... tionship with a man with it
could cause it too.
Oh, I see.
Everyone knows this, but stress is always
the biggest cause of diseases.
That...
where were we just now?
Huh?
I'll stop here, it's time for Miss Yoo-Hee to talk.
Shall we then?
4. Try to find common interests.
That...
Oh, yes. Do you like sports?
Yes, I'm a big fan of soccer.
Soccer... Soccer's good.
I like soccer very much also.
Let's talk about baseball now.
Shall we find out about baseball?
Doctor Chae?
Are you dozing off?
I'm sorry, I'm too tired.
It's time to wake up, huh?
That inappropriate behavior
is completely rude!
How bad must have it been for me to do that?
What?
Excuse me, but...
Aren't you the one being too brave?
When coming out to a marriage meeting,
why don't you look in a mirror?
You're dressed out like a secret agent.
That's why there are no guys chasing after you.
Look here...
Then what about you?
Did you come out here because you have a woman?
Of course, I don't have a woman.
Even though I don't have a girlfriend,
I hate women like you who are like old overcooked rice.
Do it right, eh?
What is the problem?
What can I do better?
My Yoo-Hee, what should she become?
I'm going to be a good mom, just like you.
No way!
You're a NK heiress!
You must follow me! You're a heiress!
Quickly, quickly. Take pictures, take pictures.
A strange event has happened.
Ma Yoo-Hee, who only got rejected by men,
after ten days of being dead was discovered by a burgular.
The witch is coming!
You're here!
Look here, Park Hee-Jung.
Yes?
Did you touch the marshmallow case?
Oh... no!
Shut up! There's powder on it.
I'm sorry, by accident I...
You know it'll take some time, right?
How about an order of sweet and sour ribs
or spicy mixed veggies?
They go very well together!
Welcome!
I'm back.
My son is back.
You need to go back to school, I'm so sorry.
Ah, it's okay. You haven't been able to talk to Song-Hwa yet?
Who knows what kind of accident he's causing right now.
We made him into a great Tae Kwon Do athlete
and he still stresses me out.
Jajangmyun (noodles in black sauce) is ready!
Coming.
Be careful.
Ah!!
Are you alright?
You are? Dr. Chae?
I'm really sorry.
So...
Are you expecting forgiveness with just this much?
Of course not.
I'm willing to take up any punishment.
I won't say anything if you charge me for fraud...
Look here.
But I didn't lie to you on purpose.
My friend...
I'm really sorry.
You must have been really upset because of me that day.
So, what are you going to do?
Huh?
I mean my car, my car. What are you planning to do with it?
Oh, of course. I'll fix everything for you.
Yes, manager?
About Chae Moo-Ryong, the signal is positive.
What about the repairing charges?
Ok, I got it.
Approximately how much is the repairs?
$42,000.
$42,000?
It's not like you're repairing your house,
isn't $40,000 too much?
Really? Let's go and talk at the police station then.
You're very hasty! I'm just saying...
You want to fool around with words?
$40,000, what are you planning to do?
But why are you not using honorifics?
Chae Moo-Ryong, 26 years old!?
~Me, 27~
But uh... you're not really going to ask for
all that money, right?
Well, because we're both to blame for the collision...
Both to blame for the collision?
That's not it.
How are we both to blame? It was my fault.
It happened because I was looking where I was going and...
Forget it. I'll take off $2000 for your scooter.
Then, I'll seem to have no shame...
I said forget it.
Pay me back the rest, $40000, I'll give you a week.
Wait a minute.
But a week is sort of...
If you try any trickery, then...
Do it right.
It's hard to withdraw because I'm unemployed.
Hello?
Oh, it's witch... Ma Yoo-Hee?
One week is unreasonable.
Yeah it is, right?
I'll give you three days.
Huh? Hello? Hello?
The phone has been turned off...
Gosh.
[Seung-Mi
Presents
--=Witch Amusement/Witch Yoo Hee--=
Long, long time ago,
in a crumbling old castle,
imprisoned a beautiful princess.
The princess prayed everyday that there would be
a prince to come and rescue her.
Her sincerity touched the gods
and finally, a handsome prince came along.
The prince gingerly entered deep into the castle,
and found the princess.
But just at the moment when the prince
was going to rescue the princess,
the beautiful princess turned into an evil witch.
--=Witch Yoo-Hee--=
Translators
glo, mookie
Timer
doozy
Editor
strawberrie1210
QC
autuymnrain
Encoder
scarlett0512
Coordinator
mangosteen
[Internet Game Witch Amusement Commerical PT Material]
Well, I think it's a little different from what we thought.
I think there is a misunderstanding.
It's not a bit, it's completely different.
The proposal you've given us is impressive,
the problem was that it did not match
the visual world of online gaming.
So, you don't like it?
You are here!
- Look here, Hee-Jung.
- Yes?
Did you put on perfume? What scent is it?
Oh this?
It's musk of bewitchment. It's nice, right?
Open the windows, air it out.
I was wondering why the air was like this.
Smells like mudfish.
Smells like mudfish.
It's an inappropriate smell.
Did it not go well today?
Totally...
The PT (presentation) is screwed up right? Huh?
PT?
It's a hit!
Really?
How can that be?
Who do you think our president is? Is there anything
that a witch can't do?
So why is she like that?
Well... a man...
She is going on a blind date.
Are you Miss Ma Yoo-Hee?
It's Kim Shee-Duk! Kim Shee-Duk!
I'm sorry I'm a bit late.
5 minutes 40 seconds, it's not a bit.
You're being too stingy over being just 5 minutes late.
In 5 minutes, a 15 second commercial can be played 20 times.
Additionally, because of just 5 minutes,
you have left a crucial flaw in your first impression.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Shee-Duk, instead of being a comedian,
don't you have any plans to try another field?
No, I want to put my all in comedy.
You don't seem to have a particularly distinctive
characteristic as a comedian.
Do you think you'll succeed?
What do you mean?
You know I'm doing well lately!
You know Ma Bbak Ee, right?
[Ma Bbak Ee: Korean comedy group]
Are you Ma Bbak Ee?
No, you're not.
I'm... not Ma Bbak Ee,
but don't you know his friend Uhl Bbak Ee?
I don't know him at all.
This, this... you don't know this?
Oh, you really look clueless.
I'm so shocked.
You don't know?
The guys with the pushed back foreheads.
Out of four of them, I'm the one that looks the most normal!
Hold on.
I said to do comedy, why are you exercising?
I can't make you laugh today, I'm sorry.
It's nothing, just make me laugh next time.
Huh? Ne... next... next time?
I'm free for dinner on Friday.
Huh?
I don't have time.
Then... Saturday.
That day will be better.
Who does he think he is, rejecting me?
Oh, it's me.
Change the housekeeper for me.
It's been two days now.
Of course it doesn't make sense to change the housekeeper
just because of bottled water.
But because our president doesn't like it...
Can you find another person?
Huh?
What should I do? They all say they don't want to
go to the witch's cave.
I don't know about a lion's cave,
but I wouldn't even breathe in the direction of her's.
Of course I know her personality is a mess, even the world...
even if the world is split in two, you must send someone else!
You're here.
Where is that shirt from?
This? It's not bad, huh?
I got it online. It's quite sexy, right?
It completely proves that your head is empty.
Representative...
Change it at once, or just throw it away.
Oh...
Hired a housekeeper yet?
I'm finding one right now.
How long has it been since I told you...
and you're still in progress?
It's not as simple as it seems.
How hard can it be to switch a housekeeper?
Well, you change them so frequently that no one wants to...
Hard?
Impossible?
No, it's possible.
Call Manager Lee.
How's the response to the Turep makeup materials?
Good, very good.
The evaluation points are considerably high
and it's on the best new products list.
There is a remarkably big buzz.
We have some time, but please pay special attention to Las Rop.
A call came from the marriage agency saying that
they'd like for you to become a special member.
Do you think the representative and
marriage meetings makes sense?
Of course I don't think it makes sense.
It doesn't?
Why not?
It's so obvious why not!
What man in this world would want to...
So what Hee-Jung is saying is that in official terms,
you and marriage meetings are unbalanced...
Get out.
Yes, I'm Ma Yoo-Hee.
I'm not sure. I have no desire to meet someone
just to find a mate...
Well... let's see what type of person he is.
Quickly please!
Yes.
- Did you put the wine in?
- Yes.
What are you piling on?
How can we cover the costs of the ingredient
when you put soo much on? Just do it.
I learned from my father that there is no
"just doing it" in a chef's dictionary.
Food that looks pleasing is also good to eat,
the style needs to also be...
You kid, everytime...
Why don't you just become the head chef?
I have a good feeling today!
I should really quit smoking...
Then quit.
I'm saying you should think about your health.
Should you really risk your life on just some nicotine?
Alright?
Let's leave.
Next time, please make sure to quit your smoking.
Then... when should we meet again?
We won't meet again, never.
Why? What's wrong?
I don't feel a connection.
What sort of feeling are you referring to?
To tell you the truth, I have a girlfriend.
I'm too lacking. Sorry.
That's enough.
Let's go.
Yoo-Hee!
If you don't mind,
can we see each other one more time?
Well, if you want it that much...
When should we meet again?
There's too much balsamic vinegar. Make it again!
Just a moment, sir!
No, it's just right.
Right?
Sir, you can't drink while you're working.
It affects your sense of taste.
What?
This boy! This rude boy!
Hold on.
The check please.
Please let go, sir.
Sir!
Get out!
Need to hurry home!
Seung-Mi!
I should have put up with it until I go to study abroad.
It's nothing like you, Moo-Ryong.
Where did your confidence go?
I wonder where. It must have all died.
I've gotten fired too often...
What should I do?
There's nowhere to go now.
Come to my place.
I'll take care of it.
Hey!
I'm supposed to say those sort of lines to you.
Then say them.
Okay.
If I go to New York and become a chef, then I'll do it properly.
I need to send you over to New York faster then.
What's that?
This is...
[Sudori restaurant]
I wasn't sure, so I looked around and it was good timing.
The chef there wants to meet up with you.
Who told you to do this?
I'm sorry, Moo-Ryong.
I must have hurt your pride.
Are you mad?
I'm not mad.
Then why are you like that?
Well...
That's because I'm grateful, every time!
- Really?
- Always.
Just in words?
You can hug me once.
Can I?
Gosh, that driver, what's up with her?
My goodness.
- Are you alright?
- Yeah, are you alright?
It's a bit... you know.
The decor is old-fashioned,
and it's so scrammed.
It's bigger than ours. Why are you saying it's small?
Honey, Byung-Seo, I truly can't understand.
Why must Moo-Ryong rot away at a place like this?
If he didn't rebel and became a cook,
he could be comfortably wearing a doctor's uniform right now.
They're both professions, why does it matter? Cook, doctor...
What's wrong?
Honey.
What?!
Let's order, I'm hungry.
Alright.
What should we eat?
What should we eat?
Oh, that...
Let's order when Moo-Ryong gets here.
Mother!
It's the busiest time, so it's hard for Moo-Ryong to come out.
He said that if you start eating, he'll come out when he can.
Then, honey,
let's go to the kitchen.
Shouldn't the parents introduce themselves
to the kitchen of their son?
Could we do that?
This is so delicious, why is there so much leftovers?
You give it a taste.
It's very good.
But I think it's a bit spicy.
Also, not enough onions.
What?
Do you have an amazing sense of taste or something?
Yes, I don't know about anything, but I'm positive
about my sense of taste.
Because I'm like my father.
Oh, really?
Then, taste this too!
That's not what I meant.
What?! Taste it!
Hurry up.
Hurry, hurry!
- Mom!
- Honey!
Mom!
You are all dead!!
I'm sorry... dad and mom.
Sorry?
You sure are stupid!
You have gone too far.
What are you lacking to give up medical school
and work at that sort of...
Oh...
Mom, what's wrong?
It's because she's hungry.
We couldn't even eat!
Let's have dinner now.
Yes, dinner.
I'll hurry up and get some.
Sit down!
Mom, no matter what, let's eat something first.
Sit properly!
Starting from now, don't even go near the kitchen.
Also...
go back to medical school immediately!
Mom!
Moo-Ryong...
Yes.
No matter what other people say,
I believe in you.
Byung-Seo!
Honey. Stay still for a moment.
Thank you, dad.
- Dad, I will...
- Moo-Ryong.
It's been about three years since you took a temporary break
from medical school, right?
Yes.
They say that if you stick with something for three years,
you will find success, Moo-Ryong.
Moo-Ryong.
Yes.
This much is enough.
Go back to medical school.
Dad.
[Return Application]
What?
You quit?
You mean you dropped out?
I can't be a doctor.
I did it then because my mother wanted it so badly, but...
It looks like I don't have the talent to be a doctor.
Hey!
You were able to do all that because you're smart!
You're the guy that took liberal arts, then studied a year
for college exams and went to medical school!
But, what if your mother finds out?
Oh right.
I'll just have to hide it until I leave for New York.
You are learning French cuisine,
why are you going to New York?
There's someone that I just have to meet in New York.
But what's your problem?
Oh yeah, hey...
Go on a marriage meeting.
What are you joking about?
That isn't funny at all.
It's not a joke!
I have a girlfriend.
I know, man!
Just do it for me, huh?
He said he'd rather age alone, he just doesn't like the woman.
Just take it as a side job.
I'll give you money.
I'm not going even for that.
Really?
Then I'll tell your mom
that you dropped out.
It's a joke.
If you can't, then, oh well...
I was so frustrated that I came to you.
My section chief threatened to fire me this morning...
Fire you?
About that sort of thing?
Hey, I'll do it.
Anyways, what kind of woman is she?
Me?
I'm a woman that dreams of becoming a wise mother.
(*She's reading Love Textbook)
Although when I say that,
everyone may not believe.
Who cares if they do or not.
I long for love more than anyone else.
The most important thing about marriage meetings?
First impressions!
I paid too little attention on my looks until now.
Miss Ma Yoo-Hee?
Chae Moo-Ryong, Year 2 medical student in ob/gyn.
28 years old.
His looks...
are pretty cute, not too bad.
But what are those shoes?
My name is Chae Moo-Ryong.
Am I a bit late?
A bit late?
No more, no less, 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
Just a while, that's understandable.
Anyway, I'm really sorry.
Ma Yoo-Hee, 27 years old.
She's the representative president for
an advertising company called MUV.
But she's rejected by all men...
A total bomb. She's a bomb.
You must have had an upsetting problem today.
Huh?
Please wait a moment, I have a message.
[Tips on Marriage Meeting Success]
1. Become a cute woman.
Oh, not at all.
There isn't an upsetting problem at all.
I'm feeling very... cool!
Are you done?
You must have a picky sense of taste.
2. Eat with enthusiasm.
Oh, no!
I'm just a bit thirsty.
Take a sip.
What bomb? She's totally a bomber.
With female diseases, most people think of uterine cancer or
breast cancer,
but there are other serious problems too.
Ovarian cystoma, endometriosis, and there's pelvic tuberculosis...
Because my specialty is obstetrics and gynecology...
it's a little awkward to listen to, right?
3. Show interest in the other person.
Oh, no no, not a bit.
There's something called pelvic tuberculosis?
Yes!
The tuberculosis occurs in the genitals.
Pulmonary tuberculosis is usually the cause.
Otherwise, a rela... tionship with a man with it
could cause it too.
Oh, I see.
Everyone knows this, but stress is always
the biggest cause of diseases.
That...
where were we just now?
Huh?
I'll stop here, it's time for Miss Yoo-Hee to talk.
Shall we then?
4. Try to find common interests.
That...
Oh, yes. Do you like sports?
Yes, I'm a big fan of soccer.
Soccer... Soccer's good.
I like soccer very much also.
Let's talk about baseball now.
Shall we find out about baseball?
Doctor Chae?
Are you dozing off?
I'm sorry, I'm too tired.
It's time to wake up, huh?
That inappropriate behavior
is completely rude!
How bad must have it been for me to do that?
What?
Excuse me, but...
Aren't you the one being too brave?
When coming out to a marriage meeting,
why don't you look in a mirror?
You're dressed out like a secret agent.
That's why there are no guys chasing after you.
Look here...
Then what about you?
Did you come out here because you have a woman?
Of course, I don't have a woman.
Even though I don't have a girlfriend,
I hate women like you who are like old overcooked rice.
Do it right, eh?
What is the problem?
What can I do better?
My Yoo-Hee, what should she become?
I'm going to be a good mom, just like you.
No way!
You're a NK heiress!
You must follow me! You're a heiress!
Quickly, quickly. Take pictures, take pictures.
A strange event has happened.
Ma Yoo-Hee, who only got rejected by men,
after ten days of being dead was discovered by a burgular.
The witch is coming!
You're here!
Look here, Park Hee-Jung.
Yes?
Did you touch the marshmallow case?
Oh... no!
Shut up! There's powder on it.
I'm sorry, by accident I...
You know it'll take some time, right?
How about an order of sweet and sour ribs
or spicy mixed veggies?
They go very well together!
Welcome!
I'm back.
My son is back.
You need to go back to school, I'm so sorry.
Ah, it's okay. You haven't been able to talk to Song-Hwa yet?
Who knows what kind of accident he's causing right now.
We made him into a great Tae Kwon Do athlete
and he still stresses me out.
Jajangmyun (noodles in black sauce) is ready!
Coming.
Be careful.
Ah!!
Are you alright?
You are? Dr. Chae?
I'm really sorry.
So...
Are you expecting forgiveness with just this much?
Of course not.
I'm willing to take up any punishment.
I won't say anything if you charge me for fraud...
Look here.
But I didn't lie to you on purpose.
My friend...
I'm really sorry.
You must have been really upset because of me that day.
So, what are you going to do?
Huh?
I mean my car, my car. What are you planning to do with it?
Oh, of course. I'll fix everything for you.
Yes, manager?
About Chae Moo-Ryong, the signal is positive.
What about the repairing charges?
Ok, I got it.
Approximately how much is the repairs?
$42,000.
$42,000?
It's not like you're repairing your house,
isn't $40,000 too much?
Really? Let's go and talk at the police station then.
You're very hasty! I'm just saying...
You want to fool around with words?
$40,000, what are you planning to do?
But why are you not using honorifics?
Chae Moo-Ryong, 26 years old!?
~Me, 27~
But uh... you're not really going to ask for
all that money, right?
Well, because we're both to blame for the collision...
Both to blame for the collision?
That's not it.
How are we both to blame? It was my fault.
It happened because I was looking where I was going and...
Forget it. I'll take off $2000 for your scooter.
Then, I'll seem to have no shame...
I said forget it.
Pay me back the rest, $40000, I'll give you a week.
Wait a minute.
But a week is sort of...
If you try any trickery, then...
Do it right.
It's hard to withdraw because I'm unemployed.
Hello?
Oh, it's witch... Ma Yoo-Hee?
One week is unreasonable.
Yeah it is, right?
I'll give you three days.
Huh? Hello? Hello?
The phone has been turned off...
Gosh.
[Seung-Mi