Where Do You Live? (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Episode #2.9 - full transcript

It was wrong not to tell you, Esti,

but I swear nothing happened.

So, you want the apartment?

As soon as I saw the place

I knew it would be ours.

It's important
I move in with Hai before.

Before the wedding?

Live with Hai?

Are you crazy?

Let's not forget we don't know
who was in the audience.

All it takes is one good eye



to get a kick and soar.

Wait.

I'm not in the mood.

Kids, you know
that today's a special day?

Dad is staying after dinner,
he's not leaving.

It won't happen.

It makes you look old.

It's a piece of nothing.

Believe me,

my Sabbath tablecloths
are more festive.

Daddy's sweetheart.

May you stay away
from the Evil Eye. -Amen.

May you always be healthy
and happy. -Amen.

May God's protecting hand
always be on your head. -Amen.



May you succeed in everything you do.
-Amen.

May good words
come out of your mouth.

May the souls
of my father and mother

watch over you and protect you.

Okay, Dad, that's enough.

Bless your soul.
Wait, wait, wait.

No, Dad.

Come on.
-No, Dad.

It's okay, Daddy's darling.

Mom, at least
look a little sad

Looks like I'm more nervous than you.
-I'm very happy about your choice.

You think it's easy
to take care of you at home?

Your mother needs
to rest a little, right?

Mom, if you miss me,

take the 129
all the way to my place.

Don't think about me.
I'm worried about you.

Good luck, Daddy's darling.

Thanks, Dad.

Step back. Careful.

Good for you
for being so nice to him.

You deserve a massage for that.
Really.

You don't understand anything.

If I had said no,

he still would've gone.

This way, I let him go.

You'll see, soon

he'll be begging
to come back to his mother.

Hai, I'm busy,
I can't talk.

Are you still at work?

Are you spending the night there?

Looks like it.
I have another meeting.

Well, if you don't feel like
spending the night there

on an IKEA office chair,

you can stay the night
at my place.

On the couch.

The furniture here
is not from IKEA.

Okay.

Then Home Center, who cares?

So when will you get here

to make our first bakhsh
in the new apartment?

It brings good luck
to modern Bukharians

And compensation
for not moving in with me.

Okay, I'll just drop
everything and come.

Come on, finish what you have to do.

I'll help you, we'll cook together.

You watching me cook
doesn't count as cooking together.

Come on, Esti, everyone's there.

I'm coming.

I have to go.

Okay, will you come by afterwards?

I have to study for the bar exam.

Study here.

Yeah, right.

And my dad's waiting for me
and I promised him not to go your place.

Hai?

From almost moving in together
how did it turn into

you not being allowed
to come here?

It's not that
I'm not allowed.

He just doesn't want people talking

and I didn't have time
to argue about it.

When I'm not under so much pressure,
I'll try to talk to him.

Esther?

I'm the one who's late for meetings,
don't steal my act.

Who was that? Adir?

I'm coming.

I have to go, bye.

Fuck...

Namaste.

Hey.

When did you get back?
-Now.

I took a cab
from the airport.

Wow, you came straight to me?

Elad told me that you moved

and someone's still subletting my apartment,
so I thought I'd crash here.

Just kidding, Hai.
Just kidding.

I'm staying with my parents.

India made me
fall in love with them again.

Then maybe I should go too.

You came back fast.

There's this moment
when you're in India

when you feel it's given you
all that it has to give.

Food poisoning?

What a sweet apartment.

And not creepy at all.

Come on in.

Enjoy.

Your bakhsh

is just like your mother's,

Hai also says
it's his favorite dish that I make.

At least he has brains
when it comes to food.

I'll take a picture of it for him.

Hold it up.

What?
-Yes, yes. -The plate?

Let me wipe my mouth.

Esti darling, what's wrong?

No, it's...

nothing. I'm out of memory.

I can't take any more pictures.

I'll go to Cellcom tomorrow

and give them a piece of my mind.

They'll give you a phone this big,
with lots of room.

Why are the phones so smell?
There's no room.

Eat.

It's nice here.
-Yeah.

How much is the rent?

1.500.
-Cool.

Yeah, and only one roommate.

Awesome.

Can I borrow a shirt?

Sure, help yourself.

I really missed the smell of...

your mom's laundry detergent.

What are we eating?

I'm starving.

I ate right before you got here.

Do you want me to leave?

Do you want to stay here alone

with your mannequins?

No, it's...

fine.

I'm actually really hungry too.

Shall we order something?

No, no, I'll cook.

Your famous nuclear-holocaust chicken?

No.

I learned a few new things in India.

Curry-holocaust chicken?

Wait till you taste my palak paneer,
you'll love it.

You know what?

That suits me just fine.

I love Indian food.

Shall we order?
-Stop it!

Give me a chance.

Harder, that's no good.
-Okay.

Like this

I can fall asleep.

What's the problem?
Let's go to bed.

No, if I go to bed,
I'll fall asleep.

Then sleep a little.
You deserve some rest.

How can I sleep
when the house is such a mess?

What mess?
Our house is spic and span.

You deserve to be happy.

Be happy in your home.

What's there
to be happy about?

Everything's okay.

Mali is getting married,
thank God,

Bekhor went back to his wife

and our Hai has
a Bukharian girlfriend,

just like you wanted.

How much blood did I have to spit
for all this to happen?

You're hurting me.

Enough of that.

Now it hurts more than before.

You clean up.

Tidy up nicely.

I thought you'd be asleep.

I can't sleep.

Have a glass of milk,
it always helps.

A woman should be at home
at night with her husband.

That's what my rabbi says.

Well, if that's
what your rabbi says...

If we want this to work,

we have to respect each other.

We're two.

That's right.
I'm one and you're one. Two.

But I'm your husband
and you're my wife

and at night
you should be with me.

Bekhor, if you want to be
with me as my husband,

come with me to my shows.

Your shows?

You know what?
Fine, I'll come with you.

Just don't say
I don't support you.

Good.

Great.
-Good.

Oh boy...

Honey...
-Bekhor.

Honey.
-Bekhor, I'm beat.

Come on, honey.

Tomorrow, tomorrow.

You're going to sleep fully dressed
with all that makeup?

Go take a shower.

Tomorrow.

Is it too green?

Or slimy?

May I taste it?
-Yeah.

Not bad.
-Really?

Does it feel like India?

I don't know what India feels like,
but it's good.

So you came back from India
Bukharian?

It's better than coming back
as a dolphin.

You have some...

I'll get it.

Hi.

Hey.

Welcome.

Thanks.

Hi.

Put this in the bathroom for me.

I see you've already eaten.

No...

I was just improvising,
I was hungry.

Give me a fork.

For...

an improvisation, it's good.

You like it.

Good.

Could you get some plates
for the bakhsh? -Sure.

Come sit down.

You must be full from the...
Indian food.

Don't you want some bakhsh?

Are you kidding?
We only just started.

I'd love some, definitely.

I'll eat both.

Dafi, I'll serve you some too.

I bet it's been a long time since
you had home-cooked food.

Thanks.

Bon appetit.

Wow, this must be so much work.

I do it in a jiffy.

Good thing it's Hai's favorite.

Right?

Sweetie, I'm chewing.

I wanted to thank you

for saving us in Bukhara.

Without you, we may have still
been stuck in that basement.

It's my office.
They work only with the best,

so they have connections all over.

You're so pretty. Wow.

She reminds me of an actress
I really like.

Thanks.

But I just got off
a million-hour flight.

You're amazing.

Really?

Thanks.

You caught me
on a really tough day,

I've been on my feet since 6 am,
then I had a meeting

and I got home an hour ago
to cook for Hai.

Do you like it?

It's amazing.

So do you work
on interesting cases

or are you just filing things
in the meantime?

I'm on the municipality's defense team
in the lawsuit of the residents of South Tel Aviv

against the infiltrators.

The refugees.

You sound just like the mayor.

Too bad the residents living there

don't really care
who's a refugee and who's not.

How convenient,

let's just kick all the blacks
out of here

and push a few Ethiopians
onto the truck while we're at it.

No one cared about the situation
in the neighborhood

until the infiltrators came along.

The refugees.

The money that the municipality
is paying my office

could've been invested
in the neighborhood.

"The sated will never
understand the hungry."

Hai,

want some more?

No, wow, I'm stuffed

and I have to get up early,
I have...

rehearsals.
-I have to go too.

We'll talk about it
some other time.

Of course.
We've only just begun.

So...

we'll talk.

Wow, I can't believe
she just showed like that,

she's got some nerve.

Wait, where are you going?

You only did goosies
on one arm.

Why are you

the first person she sees
when she gets back from India?

Come on,
this isn't a Bollywood film,

let it go, seriously.

This is really great.

You ended up coming over,
we're having dinner together.

This is exactly how
I planned our first evening

in our new apartment.

You, me

and bakhash.

And Dafi.

You could've warned me
that she's so pretty.

I was in such a hurry,
I didn't even wash my hair.

Don't worry,

she hasn't washed her hair
in about six months.

And she's not that pretty, she's...

Sexy?

No.

She's okay.

I hope I'll be able to fall asleep,

that she doesn't give me nightmares.

Same here.

But don't worry,

I'll hold you nice and tight...

The only thing you'll be
holding tonight is a pillow.

What?

You're not spending the night with me?
-No.

What about all the goosies?

What was all that for?

You're just gonna
leave me alone now?

What about the toothbrush?

It's for when I come over for dinner.

I'm not Dafi.

I know what I can and can't do.

I'm leaving, have a nice day.

Hey, where are you going?

Do you care if I'm here or not?

Of course, I want to know.

I'm going to help Bekhor at the studio.

I only cause problems here.

Don't let anyone hear you say that.
Don't be silly.

This is your house.
Of course.

You think I'm worth anything
if you're not here?

What would I do without you?

Want me to wait until
you're finished cooking

and we'll go for a walk
on the boardwalk?

Of course I want that,

but when I'm finished,
I have to clean up.

I'll do it fast,

but afterwards
I'm picking up Bekhor's kids from daycare.

I'll do it fast,

but afterwards
I have to give them lunch

and I'll bathe them too.

Never mind,
if you don't have time.

Some other time.
-I also said I'd organize their closets.

I want to organize
their socks and underwear.

I can't...

Abo.

Tzipora, welcome to Photo Abo.

How are you?
-It's so nice here. -Yes.

Oh, you film weddings too.

Would you like some coffee or tea?
-No,

don't bother.

I just gave a lecture
in the area

and realized
I need a new picture.

Can you help me?
-Of course.

Can I show you what I have?
-Of course.

Let me see.
-Just one moment.

Hold this for me.

What do you think?

I understand.

Put it away fast
before any customers see.

What was I thinking
with that red hair?

It won't go in the crack.

Then wet it a little.

Put it in all at once.
-Oops, now it's in.

Good.

I don't like
having my picture taken.

Don't worry.
-Where should I stand? -Over there.

How's Melikaleh?
-Melika?

Busy, as usual.

You know, I want to tell a friend of mine
to go to one of your lectures.

I heard his wife
is a tough cookie.

Yes.

She doesn't want to do it,
and he wants to do it all the time.

He doesn't want to,
he has to.

So what is this friend doing about it?

He tries once, twice,

until he gives up.

I don't get this thing.

If only women came with
an instruction manual,

everything would be
so much easier.

Maybe they'll write one
in Bukharian.

For my friend.
He's Bukharian too.

Abo,

you're a photographer.

You know that things look different
in different lighting.

Tell your friend

to take his wife
to a place she likes,

where she feels calm and safe

and he should join her
in her experience.

It's not for me, it's...

No, of course not.

I'm gonna make you
look like a movie star with this.

Wait, I have an idea.
How about something like this?

Something like...

Or maybe something like this?

Ma'am, I see
I have a lot of work with you.

Did you study well yesterday?

No, not really.

Where did you go?

I wasn't in the mood to study,

so I went to my girlfriend's
for a change of scenery.

Oh , good,

it's good to change the scenery
once in awhile.

Did you have fun?

Yes.

I went to Hai's place yesterday
to bring him some food.

He was all alone, poor guy.

I knew it.

Esti darling,
I'm not mad.

Because you told me the truth.

I know I promised
not to go there,

but his ex-girlfriend Dafi
who was with him in Bukhara

showed up at his place.
-Again with the ex-girlfriend...

That Hai has no brains.

My daughter isn't in a competition.
She's the grand prize.

I think he knows that.

Give me the phone,
I'll talk to him, man to man.

How do you...

No, Dad, please.

Leave the phone with me,
I'm going to Cellcom

to yell at them
to fix it for you.

And I'll also ask them to delete
Hai's number. Jeez!

I lost my appetite
because of him.

Give me another pancake.

Can I get that charger?

What's wrong with you, Bekhor?

How do you let her do this?

She's brought dishonor
on you and her.

Don't worry
about Margo's honor.

She's just singing,
making people happy.

It's a mitzvah.

You call that a mitzvah?

She could hold a challah ceremony,

she could study Torah,

go to bridal showers.

Aren't you ashamed of your wife?

You call singing a profession?

Even a hooker goes into a room quietly
so no one will hear,

does her work and leaves.

Have you no shame,
letting her do this work?

You listen to me, you son of a bitch,
take your money

and if I ever catch you
badmouthing Margo

I'll kick your ass, understand?

I'll burn your house down.

Don't ever say her name again!

Now get outta my face!

You piece of shit...

Asshole.

Thanks, Bekhor.

That's all I wanted,
to know that you're with me on this.

Not because I asked you,
but because you believe in me.

Who is this singer?
Is this the best you could do?

"At whose glass all came to be."
Say amen. -Amen.

Amen.
Now pour me another one real fast.

"Blessed are you, O Lord,
at whose word all came to be,"

Say amen.

Amen.

Don't you have anything salty
to go with it?

Thank you, Moshe,
the chanteur from Petah Tikva.

Now I'd like to introduce a real star,

a timeless star,

a star that I discovered.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for the Pearl of the East,

Margo!

Your vodka's weak.

Pour me another one.

You know what?
I'll have a whiskey.

She was stronger than winter

She was stronger than a storm

Rising up from nothing

is the secret of her strength

She locked
her heart up in a safe

And kept her body to herself

She understands
and sometimes closes her eyes

On what is happening
because of her...

Margo!

In the middle of broken worlds

She rises up

All night long

She spins the web...

Hey, do you know that guy?

Yeah, he comes every week.

Pour me another glass.

And then one day he appeared

Like a god rising up from the sea

She gave him all her strengths

Her heart woke up from somewhere...

Wow, Margo,

you're in a different league
than everyone else here.

Thank you.
-Don't you have any work to do?

Want another drink?

Go clean the bathroom.

Bekhor, I see you're
having a good time.

Yeah, you sang a nice song.

Let's go home.

Let's go.

Bye, buddy.

Let's take a picture together.

Here, take our picture,

I gotta have a picture with her.
-Didn't we do one already?

Yeah, but I want one from every show,
so when you're famous

I can show off to everyone.
Take it.

Great, thanks, good night.

Good night,
you were awesome.

Shall we go?
-Yeah,

I'm just going to the bathroom,
I'll be right back.

You were amazing.
-Thank you.

Hey there.

She's awesome, huh?
-You think she's awesome?

Hey, man, I think that guy
had too much to drink,

he missed a stair
and fell down.

Thanks, man.

Can't you hold your liquor?
What's wrong with you?

Come on, let's go.
-Wait.

I'm really hungry,
they have great wings here.

We'll grab something on the way.

Good morning, Tzipora.

Abo, what a nice surprise.
-How are you?

You know, the pictures...
-Yes?

They didn't come out very good.

I told you,
I'm so unphotogenic.

No, no, it's not because of you.
I brought them to show you.

No, I don't want to see.

The background was no good,
you understand?

So I thought I'd come take
your picture in your clinic,

on the sofa,
the way you like it.

Great idea.
-Yes.

Just like you told my friend.

Yes, more relaxed,
more natural.

So tell me, Abo,
how is that friend of yours?

How are things going
with his wife?

What can I tell you?

Let's sit down and talk about it.
-Thank you.

What took you so long?

Just kidding.

Check out this bachelor's pad.
I love it. -Thanks.

Where are all the Tel Avivian babes?

Tell them the big boss is here.

Quiet, my roommate is sleeping.

If he wakes up, we won't be
rehearsing here today.

Easy, easy,
it's not my sofa.

The mannequins are a little weird,
but okay.

Come see the kitchen.

Look how nice Esti organized it.

Esti organized it?

So when are you guys getting married?
Did you give her a ring?

Don't worry,
she'll be coming around a lot.

She even left a toothbrush here.

Is it old or new?

Women have a thing with that.

Really?
I don't know, I didn't notice.

I think it's new.
Why, what does it mean?

I don't know, only women know.

You know how I say
we need to listen to women

because they're connected to
the powers of creation as mothers?

You've never said that before.

First time.

Fine, then I'm saying it now.

There was a producer from
a big booking agency at our expose,

they work with big venues,
like the Modiin civic center.

Ashdod too.
-Wow.

And that producer
wants us real bad.

But she thinks

it'll work much better

if we get a woman to join us.

Yeah, I mean,
look at our poster.

Who'll come to see

two guys and a troll?

You actually look okay in it, Elad.

I think it's a great idea.

So do we start auditioning?

How do we go about this?

Hold that thought.
-Okay.

Save as "auditions."
Enter.

What if I tell you
we already have someone

who's both funny and gorgeous?

Do I know her?

Not exactly.
-Let's just say...

we brought her in from overseas.
-Overseas...

Is that her?

Hey, did you guys
start without me?