Welcome Back, Kotter (1975–1979): Season 4, Episode 3 - Don't Come Up and See Me Sometime - full transcript
♪ I SAID A BA-BA-BA-BA-BA
BARBARINO ♪
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BARBARINO ♪
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BARBARINO ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME ROCKIN'
AND A' REELIN' ♪♪
OH BOY, MY OWN APARTMENT.
AND THEY THOUGHT
I'D AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS PUT UP
SOME OF THESE PICTURES
AND THIS PLACE WILL BE A
REGULAR LUXURY PENTHOUSE.
OH BABY, YOU AND ME WAS
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
BECAUSE WE BOTH GOT BODIES
THAT WAS BUILT FOR MOTION.
WHO IS IT?
IT'S ME, VINNIE, SALLY.
OH SALLY, JUST WAIT
A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?
JUST A MINUTE, SALLY,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
HI, VINNIE.
SALLY, I'M SORRY IT TOOK
SO LONG, BUT YOU KNOW,
IT'S A BIG PLACE
AND DON'T KNOW...
I DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND YET.
OH THAT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I WOULD'VE CALLED YOU,
BUT YOUR NUMBER ISN'T LISTED.
I KNOW, SOME NEW
PHONE COMPANY RULE.
THEY DON'T LIST YOUR NUMBER
UNLESS YOU GOT A PHONE.
WELL, YOU GOT A REAL
NICE HALLWAY OUT HERE.
ISN'T IT A GREAT HALLWAY?
I LOVE THIS HALLWAY.
IT'S SO... IT'S SO
CONVENIENT, YOU KNOW?
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS OPEN YOUR DOOR
AND YOU'RE RIGHT OUT
HERE IN THE HALLWAY.
WELL, IF YOUR
HALLWAY'S THIS NICE,
I BET YOUR APARTMENT'S GREAT.
OH THE APARTMENT IS GREAT.
OH, I SEE, COME INSIDE.
I CAN ONLY STAY
FOR JUST A SECOND.
OH THAT'S OKAY.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT.
BOY THIS IS REALLY, UH, GONNA
BE NICE WHEN YOU GET MOVED IN.
I AM MOVED IN.
WELL I WASN'T EXPECTING,
YOU KNOW, FOR COMPANY
TO SEE IT UNTIL TONIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE.
OH, ABOUT TONIGHT, VINNIE.
UM, I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
SEE I GOTTA WORK AT THE
HOSPITAL RECEPTION DESK,
SO I'M REALLY SORRY.
OH THAT'S OKAY.
I UNDERSTAND.
US PEOPLE IN THE
MEDICAL PROFESSION,
OUR LIVES ARE JUST NOT OUR OWN.
WELL, I GOTTA BE
GOING NOW, VINNIE.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU.
SALLY, LOOK, HOLD ON A SECOND.
I AIN'T GONNA SEE YA TONIGHT
BECAUSE WE AIN'T GOING
ON THAT DATE, RIGHT?
YEAH?
SO SHOULDN'T I TAKE
MY GOODNIGHT KISS NOW.
OKAY.
- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODBYE.
YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T GET
USED TO THIS APARTMENT LIVING.
♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪♪
WELL THANKS AGAIN, VINNIE,
FOR BEING SO NICE ABOUT ME
CANCELING OUR DATE TONIGHT.
MOST GUYS WOULDN'T
BE THAT UNDERSTANDING.
OH DID YOU THINK I
WAS THE KINDA GUY
THAT WOULD LOSE HIS COOL
OVER SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT I'M
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
OKAY.
- YEAH.
- I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
OKAY, BYE BYE, SO
LONG, SEE YA LATER.
SHE CANCELED OUR DATE!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
SHE'S BACK.
JUST A SECOND.
SALLY.
MRS. KOTTER, WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
OH I JUST CAME BY
TO BRING THIS GIFT.
WELL WHERE'S MR. KOTTER?
HE'S AT HOME.
WE GO HALFSIES,
HE BUYS, I DELIVER.
WELL COME ON IN, SIT DOWN.
BOY, A GIFT FOR ME,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YEAH, IT'S REALLY
FOR HOUSEWARMING.
OH THANK YOU, BUT I
ALREADY GOT A RADIATOR.
HEY, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
I GOT CORNFLAKES.
OH NO THANKS, VINNIE, IT'S OKAY.
OH NO, COME ON.
IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOT SUGAR.
NO, REALLY IT'S OKAY.
VINNIE.
SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE?
OH IT'S NOTHING MUCH
BUT IT'S HOME, YOU KNOW.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
I LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST
GETTING TOO MUCH AT HOME.
MY BABY BROTHERS ARE
GROWING UP SO FAST, YOU KNOW,
IT'S GETTING TOO CROWDED.
YEAH, I GUESS IT GETS HARD
WHEN YOU GET OLDER
TO SHARE A ROOM, HUH?
WELL, WE WAS ALL SHARING A BED.
BUT ANYWAY, I THOUGHT,
I DO THE FAMILY A FAVOR.
I'LL MOVE OUT SO IT'LL BE
ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED.
VINNIE, YOUR MOM'S
GONNA MISS YOU.
OH NO, SHE'LL SEE ME EVERY
NIGHT WHEN I GO HOME FOR DINNER.
WHY DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR PRESENT?
OH I LOVE PRESENTS.
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
OH A BOX OF TISSUE PAPER.
OH TOWELS, TOWELS.
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD GIFT.
YEAH, GABE AND I FIGURED
YOU COULD USE SOME TOWELS.
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW I CAN TAKE THESE
ONES BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE A WARD
FULL OF WET PEOPLE
VERY HAPPY, VINNIE.
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I GOT
SOMETHING THAT'S MY VERY OWN.
JUST STAY THERE AND
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪♪
- COME ON IN, GUYS.
- HELLO, VINNIE.
HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENIN', MRS. KOTTER.
HI.
VINNIE, VINNIE, VINNIE.
I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
BUT CRUMMY'S CLOSE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, VINNIE
MAN, THIS PLACE YOU GOT HERE.
IT AIN'T SO HARD TO LOOK
AT IF YOU CLOSE ONE EYE
AND DON'T LOOK OUT THE OTHER.
AH.
YOU KNOW, WITH A
FRESH COAT OF PAINT,
THIS PLACE COULD
PASS FOR A FLEABAG.
HEY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M BO DELLABAR.
WHERE'D YOU GUYS
PICK UP THIS CLOWN?
VINNIE, BO IS A NEW
STUDENT AT SCHOOL.
HE'S IN GABE'S CLASS.
OH HE CAN'T BE NO
PART OF OUR CLASS.
HE TALKS FUNNY.
HEY, MY MAN, THAT FUNNY TALK
THAT MY MAN OVER HERE'S GOT?
GETS HIM MORE CHICKS
THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE.
OH YEAH, WELL NOBODY GETS
MORE CHICKS THAN VINNIE BARBARINO.
WITH ALL DUE MODESTY, SIR,
THERE ARE THREE
AREAS I'M WITHOUT PEER:
MY WAY WITH WOMEN,
MY WAY WITH WORDS,
OR MY WAY WITH WOMEN.
WELL LOOK, YOUR FACE
AIN'T AS PRETTY AS MINE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, BOBO.
YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT
WHEN YOU WAS BORN,
THE DOCTOR SLAPPED
YOUR FACE BY MISTAKE.
OH YEAH.
WELL THAT MAY BE TRUE.
BUT YOU WERE SO UGLY
WHEN YOU WERE BORN,
THE DOCTOR HAD TO SLAP THE
NURSE TO KEEP HER FROM LAUGHING.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
THIS GUY GETS A DEFINITE MAYBE.
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS, LET
ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE PLACE.
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?
OKAY, NOW THIS
IS THE LIVING ROOM.
THIS IS WHERE I
DO ALL MY LIVING.
WE USED TO HAVE
A SOFA LIKE THIS.
AND THEN MY FATHER GOT A JOB.
OVER HERE.
THIS IS MY DINING ROOM.
OH.
IT'S GOT A BUILT
IN DINING TABLE.
MUST BE GREAT FOR PRESSED DUCK.
OH.
YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN LIVING
WITH MR. KOTTER TOO LONG.
IF THE TOUR WILL FOLLOW ME.
SURE, LET'S GO.
THIS IS MY LAUNDRY ROOM.
AND THIS... THIS
HERE IS MY KITCHEN.
YEAH, YOU CAN WASH YOUR SOCKS
AND COOK SOUP AT THE SAME TIME.
VINNIE, THIS PLACE JUST
SEEMS TO HAVE EVERYTHING.
EXCEPT FOR THE MOST
IMPORTANT FEATURE
IN ANY BACHELOR'S QUARTERS.
OH, THE BATHROOM.
YOU WANNA SEE THE BATHROOM?
IT'S DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT.
NO, VINNIE, VINNIE.
I'M REFERRING TO YOUR
SLEEPING QUARTERS.
WHERE'S THE BED.
OH, IS IT 4:45 YET?
YEAH, WHY?
BECAUSE ANY MINUTE, THE FLATBUSH
EXPRESS AND MY BED WILL BE DUE.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, A TRAINED BED.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, IT'S NICE.
WHEN ANYTHING COMES
OUTTA THE WALL AT MY HOUSE,
I USUALLY SET A TRAP FOR IT.
HEY YOU KNOW, MY
FAMILY HAD A BED
THAT CAME OUTTA
THE CEILING ONCE.
YEAH, BUT IT BELONGED
TO THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS.
COME ON, GET OFF THE BED.
THOSE ARE HOSPITAL SHEETS.
THEY'RE STERILE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE,
THE GREAT THING
ABOUT FINALLY GETTING
YOUR OWN PLACE
IS THAT YOU GET TO
ENJOY SOME PRIVACY.
YEAH, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
WE GONNA BE ENJOYING IT.
YEAH!
HEY, ATTENTION ALL YOU
FOXY CHICKS IN BROOKLYN!
THE BOYS IN THE HOUSE
CENTRALLY LOCATED.
AND WE'RE OPEN 24 HOURS FOR
YOUR PARTYING CONVENIENCE.
NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THAT VINNIE'S
GONNA INVITE US BACK REAL SOON.
SO MAYBE NOW IS
THE TIME TO LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, MRS. KOTTER,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YOU KNOW, GOOD SMART THINKING.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UM,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ALONG
AND WE'LL HAVE YOU
BACK BY HERE AS SOON
AS WE GET THE PLACE ALL
NICE AND FIXED UP, RIGHT.
OH YES, MRS. KOTTER, IT'S
BEEN GRAND SEEING YOU AGAIN.
SIMPLY GRAND.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN REAL SOON.
DON'T BE SUCH A
STRANGER NEXT TIME.
I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE.
HEY, IT'S ONE THING I HATE
IS SOMEBODY WHO COMES OVER
HERE UNINVITED AND STAYS FOREVER.
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
SHOWS A DEFINITE
LACK OF BREEDING.
HEY, UH, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING?
WHAT'S THAT?
I MEAN, NOT ONLY CAN WE ALL
HANG OUT TOGETHER AT SCHOOL,
BUT WE CAN ALSO HANG OUT
HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
HEY, VINCENT, WE HAVE
GOT TO TALK CURTAINS.
WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, THIS IS MY FIRST
APARTMENT, GUYS,
AND I'D LIKE TO FIX IT
UP MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
VINNIE, GUY, COME ON NOW.
YOU KNOW ANY APARTMENT OF
YOURS IS AN APARTMENT OF OURS.
WE'LL HELP YOU FIX IT UP.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
LOOK, WITH ALL US
GUYS HERE ALL THE TIME,
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM HERE.
I MEAN, A GUY'S GOTTA
BE ALONE ONCE IN AWHILE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE.
THAT'S MY FURNITURE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE, YOU
ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT.
WHAT WE GOTTA DO
IS DIVVY UP THE NIGHTS.
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
SUNDAY, MONDAY,
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY.
THERE YA ARE.
WHAT ABOUT ME,
DON'T I GET A NIGHT?
YOU DON'T NEED A
NIGHT, YOU LIVE HERE.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
YOU GUYS GOTTA GET
SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
LOOK, THIS IS-THIS IS
MY APARTMENT, OKAY.
AND EVERY NIGHT IS
MY NIGHT ALL ALONE.
AND YOU GUYS ARE INVITED
OVER ANYTIME YOU WANNA COME,
BUT WHEN I INVITE YA.
RIGHT NOW, I THINK
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO GO.
WELL, EXCUSE US FOR LIVING,
MR. GOT HIS OWN
APARTMENT BARBARINO.
YEAH SEE IF I RISK MY LIFE
COMING INTO THIS CRUMMY
NEIGHBORHOOD AGAIN.
I'VE BEEN THROWN OUTTA
BETTER DUMPS THAN THIS.
WHY I LIVE IN A BETTER
DUMP THAN THIS.
I DON'T WANNA GET YOU MAD,
BUT I JUST WANNA
BE ALONE, THAT'S ALL.
HEY LISTEN, MR. LONELY
HEARTS, IF IT'S ALONE YOU WANT,
IT'S ALONE YOU'RE GONNA GET.
YOU GOT IT.
YOU KNOW, VINCENT,
THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT I HAVE WANTED TO TELL
YOU FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
BUT SINCE I'M GIVING YOU
THE SILENT TREATMENT,
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GUESS WHAT THAT IS.
WHAT A PITY WE COULDN'T
HAVE PARTED FRIENDS.
GOOD DAY.
I TELL YA SOMETHING,
VINNIE BARBARINO,
NEXT TIME JUAN EPSTEIN
DARKENS YOUR DOOR,
IT'S GONNA BE WITH A
CAN OF SPRAY PAINT.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, JUST
DON'T SLAM MY DOOR NO MORE.
AH SHUT UP.
OKAY, MAY I REMIND YOU
THAT YOUR COMPOSITIONS
ON THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS
ARE DUE TOMORROW.
THAT'S NOT FRIDAY, NOT MONDAY,
AND NOT A WEEK FROM THURSDAY.
TOMORROW!
BYE.
TOMORROW!
YOU KNOW, KOTTER,
BEING PRINCIPAL IS GREAT.
THE STUDENTS LIKE ME BETTER.
I'VE NOTICED, MR. WOODMAN.
YOU DON'T NEED THAT SWAT TEAM
TO ESCORT YOU HOME ANYMORE.
MR. KOTTER.
HI, VINNIE.
I GOT A REAL PROBLEM.
LAST NIGHT THE GUYS CAME
OVER TO MY NEW APARTMENT
AND I KICKED 'EM OUT AND I
THINK I HURT THEIR FEELINGS.
YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?
YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THOSE DELINQUENTS.
YEAH, BUT THEY'RE MY
FRIENDS, MR. WOODMAN.
FRIENDS, YOU DON'T
NEED ANY FRIENDS.
LOOK AT ME.
I HAVEN'T HAD A
FRIEND IN 20 YEARS.
SO CHEER UP, KID,
OR YOU'LL WIND UP THE SAME
KIND OF HAPPY-GO-LUCKY GUY I AM.
HA-HA-HA.
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY.
EVERY NIGHT THE SUICIDE
HOTLINE CALLS HIM UP AND SAYS,
"ARE YOU READY?"
MR. KOTTER, WHAT
I WANTED TO DO...
I WANTED TO HANG
OUT WITH THE GUYS
AND THEY WOULDN'T
EVEN TALK TO ME.
AW VINNIE, LOOK, I
WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, THOSE DIFFERENCES
HAPPEN BETWEEN FRIENDS.
IT'S JUST PART OF LIFE.
HI, GUYS, HOW'S IT...
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MR. KOTTER.
HI, MR. KOTTER.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
HI, JUAN.
HOW YA DOIN', MR. KOTTER?
GLAD TO SEE WE CAUGHT YOU ALONE.
ALL RIGHT, COME
ON, GUYS, LIGHTEN UP.
I MEAN, WHY YOU BEING SO
ROUGH ON VINNIE FOR, HUH?
VINNIE.
OH.
THAT VINNIE.
YOU TALKING ABOUT
THE LONE STRANGER.
YEAH.
I'M WITH THE SMELL OF
DESKS IN AN EMPTY ROOM,
A HEARTLESS BUM,
WITH THE CRY, "GET OUT, GUYS.
GET OUT!"
IT'S THE LONE STRANGER.
HI-HO, VINNIE!
WHO NEEDS YA?
SIT DOWN.
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU
GUYS, YOU HEAR ME?
OH FORGET IT, MR. KOTTER.
THESE ARE... THESE CLOWNS
DON'T WANNA BE MY FRIENDS.
I'M NOT SO SURE I WANNA
BE THEIR FRIEND EITHER.
WHO WAS THAT MASKED FINK?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT HE LEFT THIS SILVER CONE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN WHY YOU GUYS COMING
DOWN SO HEAVY ON VINNIE?
THE MAN KICKED US
OUTTA HIS APARTMENT.
GENTLEMEN.
OH, YOU GUYS.
LISTEN, VINNIE IS GOING
THROUGH A NEW EXPERIENCE.
HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE
ROOM TO GROW, THAT'S ALL.
MR. KOTTER, WE CAN ALL
GROW IN THE SAME ROOM.
I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T.
YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS, BUT
YOU CAN'T STAY TOGETHER FOREVER.
INDEPENDENCE IS A
VERY IMPORTANT THING
AND VINNIE WAS JUST
TRYING TO FEEL HIS
AND YOU GUYS SORTA JUST
CROWDED HIM A LITTLE BIT.
YOU THINK SO?
SURE, LOOK, SOME DAY YOU'RE ALL
GONNA WANT YOUR
OWN INDEPENDENCE.
AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU NEED
YOUR FRIENDS TO SUPPORT YOU,
TO BACK YOU, NOT TURN
THEIR BACKS ON YOU.
YOU KNOW, MY DADDY
ALWAYS TAUGHT ME
THERE ARE THREE THINGS
YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON:
THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF ALL
IS NEVER TURN YOUR
BACK ON A FRIEND.
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE THE OTHER TWO THINGS
YOU DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON?
A GOOD WOMAN, OR A
NURSE WITH A DULL NEEDLE.
WHO NEEDS 'EM?
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA
KNOW, WHO NEEDS 'EM?
NOT ME.
OH THEY'RE SO
FUNNY, AREN'T THEY?
"THE LONE STRANGER",
HI-HO STUPID.
THEY THINK THEY'RE HURTIN'
ME BY NOT COMING OVER.
THEY AIN'T HURTING ME.
THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS
I CAN DO BY MYSELF.
YOU KNOW, FOR ALL I CARE,
THEY CAN TAKE A FLYING LEAP.
BOY THIS GROWN UP LIFE IS GREAT.
YOU GOT YOUR OWN APARTMENT.
YOU CAN DO... DO
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
YOU CAN MAKE ALL THE RULES.
NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHAT
TO DO OR WHAT NOT TO DO.
HEY, MOM, LOOK AT THIS!
WHAT MESS?
DIRTY DISHES, DIRTY DISHES!
LOOK AT THIS, MOM!
TOO BAD.
OH BOY, WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT
THAT VINNIE BARBARINO'S
GOT HIS OWN APARTMENT,
THERE'S GONNA BE CHICKS
SWARMING ALL OVER THIS PLACE.
AND I DON'T MEAN
JUST ORDINARY CHICKS.
I MEAN SUPERSTARS.
FARRAH.
GET YOUR HAIR OUTTA YOUR FACE.
MARIE, OH MARIE.
YOU LOOK MUCH BETTER
WITHOUT DONNY THERE.
OH IS THAT THE DOOR?
OH EXCUSE ME, WOMEN, YOU
HAD ME LONG ENOUGH ANYWAY.
EXCUSE ME, YES, OH YES.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
RIGHT, RIGHT, BOY
I'M NEVER HAVING
ONE OF THESE PARTIES AGAIN.
OH IT'S-IT'S CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
AND THEY'RE ALL DRESSED
AS MASSAGE PARLOR GIRLS.
OH WELL COME OUT
HERE BY THE POOL.
OH YOU, YOU WANNA
GIVE ME A MASSAGE, HUH?
OH YEAH, OKAY, NO ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I AIN'T RESPONSIBLE
IF YOU GET CARRIED AWAY.
YEAH, OH YEAH.
BOY VINNIE BARBARINO'S
GONNA BE WAILING TONIGHT.
I'M SO LONELY.
SO?
YOU, UH, YOU MIND IF WE COME IN?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
GO ON, FINISH WHAT
YOU WAS GONNA SAY.
ARNOLD, YOU, UH...
FREDDIE, YOU TALK,
GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
HEY LOOK, VINNIE, WHAT WE
TRYING TO... UM, BO, YOU TELL HIM.
YEAH, WELL, UH, IT'S
VINNIE'S APARTMENT.
WE'LL LET HIM GO FIRST.
I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
FORGET IT.
YEAH, US TOO.
HEY LOOK, VINNIE, WHEN YOU
BEHAVED LIKE A REAL ARMPIT,
THE LEAST YOU COULD
DO IS SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY.
NOT YOU, RABBIT EARS.
US, WE'RE SORRY.
HEY, VINNIE, LOOK, UM...
WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO THREW
YOU GUYS OUTTA THE APARTMENT.
WE BARGED IN ON YOU.
WE'RE SORRY FIRST.
OH YEAH?
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
HEY ONE OF YOU GUYS
GO GET THE DOOR.
WHY SHOULD WE GET THE DOOR.
IT'S YOUR APARTMENT,
YOU GET THE DOOR.
HIYA, VINNIE!
MR. AND MRS. KOTTER.
YEAH, LISTEN, WE GOT
SOME CHINESE FOOD.
WE HAD AN EXTRA SPARERIB, SO WE
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA JOIN US.
WE SEE THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE'LL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.
NO, COME ON, THESE ARE FRIENDS.
EVERYBODY, WE'LL
HAVE A REGULAR PARTY.
HI, GUYS.
IF I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE HERE,
I WOULD'VE GOT TWO
EXTRA SPARERIBS.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR
DINING ROOM TABLE?
I'LL GET THE DINING ROOM TABLE.
OH THIS IS GREAT.
THE EGG ROLLS NEED
IRONING ANYWAY.
HEY YOU KNOW, THE BEST THING
ABOUT HAVING YOUR OWN APARTMENT
IS THAT YOU CAN INVITE YOUR
FRIENDS OVER ANY TIME YOU WANT.
YEAH.
BOY AM I GLAD YOU
GUYS ARE HERE TONIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
MR. WOODMAN, WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
HI, BARBARINO.
SINCE NEITHER ONE
OF US HAS ANY FRIENDS,
I THOUGHT I'D DROP
OVER AND WE COULD
KNOCK OFF A CASE OF GRAPE NE-HI.
BUT I SEE YOU
HAVE COMPANY, SO...
NO, NO, NO, COME ON IN.
EVERYBODY LOOK,
MR. WOODMAN, HE CAME TO SEE ME.
HOWYA DOIN'.
HEY, EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE
TO TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING.
FROM NOW ON, I AIN'T
NEVER GONNA KICK
NONE OF YOU OUTTA
MY APARTMENT AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT.
HI, VINNIE, I GOT OFF WORK EARLY
AND I THOUGHT WE COULD
SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, ALONE,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
WELL, UM, YEAH THERE'S
GONNA BE LOTS OF TIMES
WHEN'S JUST THE TWO OF
US CAN SPEND TIME TOGETHER,
BUT, I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
THEY WAS JUST LEAVING.
ONLY KIDDING, GUYS.
HEY, COME ON, LET'S
GET SOME CHINESE FOOD.
I'M MR. KOTTER.
HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
VINNIE, I'M SO HAPPY
EVERYBODY'S BACK TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, I ONCE HAD
AN UNCLE HAD NO FRIENDS.
MY UNCLE NESBIT.
DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS STORY.
MY UNCLE NESBIT HAD NO
FRIENDS SO HE BUYS A DOG.
TAKES THE DOG
EVERYWHERE WITH HIM, RIGHT.
MY UNCLE NESBIT AND THE DOG
GO TO THE MOVIES TOGETHER.
IN FACT, ONE NIGHT THEY
WENT TO THE MOVIES, RIGHT.
AFTER THE SHOW, THE MANAGER
COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS,
"HEY, MISTER, HOW DID
YOUR FRIEND LIKE THE SHOW?"
AND MY UNCLE SAID, "WELL,
HE REALLY ENJOYED IT."
AND THE MANAGER SAYS, "I
FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE."
MY UNCLE SAID, "WELL, SO DO I,
BECAUSE HE HATED THE BOOK."
♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT
HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT,
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK... ♪♪
BARBARINO ♪
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BARBARINO ♪
♪ BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BARBARINO ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME ROCKIN'
AND A' REELIN' ♪♪
OH BOY, MY OWN APARTMENT.
AND THEY THOUGHT
I'D AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS PUT UP
SOME OF THESE PICTURES
AND THIS PLACE WILL BE A
REGULAR LUXURY PENTHOUSE.
OH BABY, YOU AND ME WAS
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
BECAUSE WE BOTH GOT BODIES
THAT WAS BUILT FOR MOTION.
WHO IS IT?
IT'S ME, VINNIE, SALLY.
OH SALLY, JUST WAIT
A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?
JUST A MINUTE, SALLY,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
HI, VINNIE.
SALLY, I'M SORRY IT TOOK
SO LONG, BUT YOU KNOW,
IT'S A BIG PLACE
AND DON'T KNOW...
I DON'T KNOW MY WAY AROUND YET.
OH THAT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I WOULD'VE CALLED YOU,
BUT YOUR NUMBER ISN'T LISTED.
I KNOW, SOME NEW
PHONE COMPANY RULE.
THEY DON'T LIST YOUR NUMBER
UNLESS YOU GOT A PHONE.
WELL, YOU GOT A REAL
NICE HALLWAY OUT HERE.
ISN'T IT A GREAT HALLWAY?
I LOVE THIS HALLWAY.
IT'S SO... IT'S SO
CONVENIENT, YOU KNOW?
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS OPEN YOUR DOOR
AND YOU'RE RIGHT OUT
HERE IN THE HALLWAY.
WELL, IF YOUR
HALLWAY'S THIS NICE,
I BET YOUR APARTMENT'S GREAT.
OH THE APARTMENT IS GREAT.
OH, I SEE, COME INSIDE.
I CAN ONLY STAY
FOR JUST A SECOND.
OH THAT'S OKAY.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT.
BOY THIS IS REALLY, UH, GONNA
BE NICE WHEN YOU GET MOVED IN.
I AM MOVED IN.
WELL I WASN'T EXPECTING,
YOU KNOW, FOR COMPANY
TO SEE IT UNTIL TONIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU SIT HERE.
OH, ABOUT TONIGHT, VINNIE.
UM, I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
SEE I GOTTA WORK AT THE
HOSPITAL RECEPTION DESK,
SO I'M REALLY SORRY.
OH THAT'S OKAY.
I UNDERSTAND.
US PEOPLE IN THE
MEDICAL PROFESSION,
OUR LIVES ARE JUST NOT OUR OWN.
WELL, I GOTTA BE
GOING NOW, VINNIE.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU.
SALLY, LOOK, HOLD ON A SECOND.
I AIN'T GONNA SEE YA TONIGHT
BECAUSE WE AIN'T GOING
ON THAT DATE, RIGHT?
YEAH?
SO SHOULDN'T I TAKE
MY GOODNIGHT KISS NOW.
OKAY.
- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODBYE.
YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN'T GET
USED TO THIS APARTMENT LIVING.
♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH, WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪♪
WELL THANKS AGAIN, VINNIE,
FOR BEING SO NICE ABOUT ME
CANCELING OUR DATE TONIGHT.
MOST GUYS WOULDN'T
BE THAT UNDERSTANDING.
OH DID YOU THINK I
WAS THE KINDA GUY
THAT WOULD LOSE HIS COOL
OVER SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT I'M
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
OKAY.
- YEAH.
- I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
OKAY, BYE BYE, SO
LONG, SEE YA LATER.
SHE CANCELED OUR DATE!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
SHE'S BACK.
JUST A SECOND.
SALLY.
MRS. KOTTER, WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
OH I JUST CAME BY
TO BRING THIS GIFT.
WELL WHERE'S MR. KOTTER?
HE'S AT HOME.
WE GO HALFSIES,
HE BUYS, I DELIVER.
WELL COME ON IN, SIT DOWN.
BOY, A GIFT FOR ME,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YEAH, IT'S REALLY
FOR HOUSEWARMING.
OH THANK YOU, BUT I
ALREADY GOT A RADIATOR.
HEY, YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
I GOT CORNFLAKES.
OH NO THANKS, VINNIE, IT'S OKAY.
OH NO, COME ON.
IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOT SUGAR.
NO, REALLY IT'S OKAY.
VINNIE.
SO WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE?
OH IT'S NOTHING MUCH
BUT IT'S HOME, YOU KNOW.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
I LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST
GETTING TOO MUCH AT HOME.
MY BABY BROTHERS ARE
GROWING UP SO FAST, YOU KNOW,
IT'S GETTING TOO CROWDED.
YEAH, I GUESS IT GETS HARD
WHEN YOU GET OLDER
TO SHARE A ROOM, HUH?
WELL, WE WAS ALL SHARING A BED.
BUT ANYWAY, I THOUGHT,
I DO THE FAMILY A FAVOR.
I'LL MOVE OUT SO IT'LL BE
ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED.
VINNIE, YOUR MOM'S
GONNA MISS YOU.
OH NO, SHE'LL SEE ME EVERY
NIGHT WHEN I GO HOME FOR DINNER.
WHY DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR PRESENT?
OH I LOVE PRESENTS.
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THEY'RE FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
OH A BOX OF TISSUE PAPER.
OH TOWELS, TOWELS.
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD GIFT.
YEAH, GABE AND I FIGURED
YOU COULD USE SOME TOWELS.
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW I CAN TAKE THESE
ONES BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO MAKE A WARD
FULL OF WET PEOPLE
VERY HAPPY, VINNIE.
YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE I GOT
SOMETHING THAT'S MY VERY OWN.
JUST STAY THERE AND
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪♪
- COME ON IN, GUYS.
- HELLO, VINNIE.
HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENIN', MRS. KOTTER.
HI.
VINNIE, VINNIE, VINNIE.
I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
BUT CRUMMY'S CLOSE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, VINNIE
MAN, THIS PLACE YOU GOT HERE.
IT AIN'T SO HARD TO LOOK
AT IF YOU CLOSE ONE EYE
AND DON'T LOOK OUT THE OTHER.
AH.
YOU KNOW, WITH A
FRESH COAT OF PAINT,
THIS PLACE COULD
PASS FOR A FLEABAG.
HEY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M BO DELLABAR.
WHERE'D YOU GUYS
PICK UP THIS CLOWN?
VINNIE, BO IS A NEW
STUDENT AT SCHOOL.
HE'S IN GABE'S CLASS.
OH HE CAN'T BE NO
PART OF OUR CLASS.
HE TALKS FUNNY.
HEY, MY MAN, THAT FUNNY TALK
THAT MY MAN OVER HERE'S GOT?
GETS HIM MORE CHICKS
THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE.
OH YEAH, WELL NOBODY GETS
MORE CHICKS THAN VINNIE BARBARINO.
WITH ALL DUE MODESTY, SIR,
THERE ARE THREE
AREAS I'M WITHOUT PEER:
MY WAY WITH WOMEN,
MY WAY WITH WORDS,
OR MY WAY WITH WOMEN.
WELL LOOK, YOUR FACE
AIN'T AS PRETTY AS MINE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, BOBO.
YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT
WHEN YOU WAS BORN,
THE DOCTOR SLAPPED
YOUR FACE BY MISTAKE.
OH YEAH.
WELL THAT MAY BE TRUE.
BUT YOU WERE SO UGLY
WHEN YOU WERE BORN,
THE DOCTOR HAD TO SLAP THE
NURSE TO KEEP HER FROM LAUGHING.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
THIS GUY GETS A DEFINITE MAYBE.
WHERE ARE MY MANNERS, LET
ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE PLACE.
YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?
OKAY, NOW THIS
IS THE LIVING ROOM.
THIS IS WHERE I
DO ALL MY LIVING.
WE USED TO HAVE
A SOFA LIKE THIS.
AND THEN MY FATHER GOT A JOB.
OVER HERE.
THIS IS MY DINING ROOM.
OH.
IT'S GOT A BUILT
IN DINING TABLE.
MUST BE GREAT FOR PRESSED DUCK.
OH.
YOU KNOW, YOU BEEN LIVING
WITH MR. KOTTER TOO LONG.
IF THE TOUR WILL FOLLOW ME.
SURE, LET'S GO.
THIS IS MY LAUNDRY ROOM.
AND THIS... THIS
HERE IS MY KITCHEN.
YEAH, YOU CAN WASH YOUR SOCKS
AND COOK SOUP AT THE SAME TIME.
VINNIE, THIS PLACE JUST
SEEMS TO HAVE EVERYTHING.
EXCEPT FOR THE MOST
IMPORTANT FEATURE
IN ANY BACHELOR'S QUARTERS.
OH, THE BATHROOM.
YOU WANNA SEE THE BATHROOM?
IT'S DOWN THE HALL TO THE LEFT.
NO, VINNIE, VINNIE.
I'M REFERRING TO YOUR
SLEEPING QUARTERS.
WHERE'S THE BED.
OH, IS IT 4:45 YET?
YEAH, WHY?
BECAUSE ANY MINUTE, THE FLATBUSH
EXPRESS AND MY BED WILL BE DUE.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, A TRAINED BED.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, IT'S NICE.
WHEN ANYTHING COMES
OUTTA THE WALL AT MY HOUSE,
I USUALLY SET A TRAP FOR IT.
HEY YOU KNOW, MY
FAMILY HAD A BED
THAT CAME OUTTA
THE CEILING ONCE.
YEAH, BUT IT BELONGED
TO THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS.
COME ON, GET OFF THE BED.
THOSE ARE HOSPITAL SHEETS.
THEY'RE STERILE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE,
THE GREAT THING
ABOUT FINALLY GETTING
YOUR OWN PLACE
IS THAT YOU GET TO
ENJOY SOME PRIVACY.
YEAH, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS
WE GONNA BE ENJOYING IT.
YEAH!
HEY, ATTENTION ALL YOU
FOXY CHICKS IN BROOKLYN!
THE BOYS IN THE HOUSE
CENTRALLY LOCATED.
AND WE'RE OPEN 24 HOURS FOR
YOUR PARTYING CONVENIENCE.
NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE THAT VINNIE'S
GONNA INVITE US BACK REAL SOON.
SO MAYBE NOW IS
THE TIME TO LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, MRS. KOTTER,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YOU KNOW, GOOD SMART THINKING.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UM,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN ALONG
AND WE'LL HAVE YOU
BACK BY HERE AS SOON
AS WE GET THE PLACE ALL
NICE AND FIXED UP, RIGHT.
OH YES, MRS. KOTTER, IT'S
BEEN GRAND SEEING YOU AGAIN.
SIMPLY GRAND.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN REAL SOON.
DON'T BE SUCH A
STRANGER NEXT TIME.
I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER LEAVE.
HEY, IT'S ONE THING I HATE
IS SOMEBODY WHO COMES OVER
HERE UNINVITED AND STAYS FOREVER.
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
SHOWS A DEFINITE
LACK OF BREEDING.
HEY, UH, YOU KNOW
WHAT'S THE BEST PART
ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING?
WHAT'S THAT?
I MEAN, NOT ONLY CAN WE ALL
HANG OUT TOGETHER AT SCHOOL,
BUT WE CAN ALSO HANG OUT
HERE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
HEY, VINCENT, WE HAVE
GOT TO TALK CURTAINS.
WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, THIS IS MY FIRST
APARTMENT, GUYS,
AND I'D LIKE TO FIX IT
UP MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
VINNIE, GUY, COME ON NOW.
YOU KNOW ANY APARTMENT OF
YOURS IS AN APARTMENT OF OURS.
WE'LL HELP YOU FIX IT UP.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
LOOK, WITH ALL US
GUYS HERE ALL THE TIME,
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM HERE.
I MEAN, A GUY'S GOTTA
BE ALONE ONCE IN AWHILE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE.
THAT'S MY FURNITURE.
YOU KNOW, VINNIE, YOU
ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT.
WHAT WE GOTTA DO
IS DIVVY UP THE NIGHTS.
HEY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
SUNDAY, MONDAY,
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY.
THERE YA ARE.
WHAT ABOUT ME,
DON'T I GET A NIGHT?
YOU DON'T NEED A
NIGHT, YOU LIVE HERE.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
YOU GUYS GOTTA GET
SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
LOOK, THIS IS-THIS IS
MY APARTMENT, OKAY.
AND EVERY NIGHT IS
MY NIGHT ALL ALONE.
AND YOU GUYS ARE INVITED
OVER ANYTIME YOU WANNA COME,
BUT WHEN I INVITE YA.
RIGHT NOW, I THINK
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO GO.
WELL, EXCUSE US FOR LIVING,
MR. GOT HIS OWN
APARTMENT BARBARINO.
YEAH SEE IF I RISK MY LIFE
COMING INTO THIS CRUMMY
NEIGHBORHOOD AGAIN.
I'VE BEEN THROWN OUTTA
BETTER DUMPS THAN THIS.
WHY I LIVE IN A BETTER
DUMP THAN THIS.
I DON'T WANNA GET YOU MAD,
BUT I JUST WANNA
BE ALONE, THAT'S ALL.
HEY LISTEN, MR. LONELY
HEARTS, IF IT'S ALONE YOU WANT,
IT'S ALONE YOU'RE GONNA GET.
YOU GOT IT.
YOU KNOW, VINCENT,
THERE IS SOMETHING
THAT I HAVE WANTED TO TELL
YOU FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
BUT SINCE I'M GIVING YOU
THE SILENT TREATMENT,
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GUESS WHAT THAT IS.
WHAT A PITY WE COULDN'T
HAVE PARTED FRIENDS.
GOOD DAY.
I TELL YA SOMETHING,
VINNIE BARBARINO,
NEXT TIME JUAN EPSTEIN
DARKENS YOUR DOOR,
IT'S GONNA BE WITH A
CAN OF SPRAY PAINT.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, JUST
DON'T SLAM MY DOOR NO MORE.
AH SHUT UP.
OKAY, MAY I REMIND YOU
THAT YOUR COMPOSITIONS
ON THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS
ARE DUE TOMORROW.
THAT'S NOT FRIDAY, NOT MONDAY,
AND NOT A WEEK FROM THURSDAY.
TOMORROW!
BYE.
TOMORROW!
YOU KNOW, KOTTER,
BEING PRINCIPAL IS GREAT.
THE STUDENTS LIKE ME BETTER.
I'VE NOTICED, MR. WOODMAN.
YOU DON'T NEED THAT SWAT TEAM
TO ESCORT YOU HOME ANYMORE.
MR. KOTTER.
HI, VINNIE.
I GOT A REAL PROBLEM.
LAST NIGHT THE GUYS CAME
OVER TO MY NEW APARTMENT
AND I KICKED 'EM OUT AND I
THINK I HURT THEIR FEELINGS.
YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?
YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THOSE DELINQUENTS.
YEAH, BUT THEY'RE MY
FRIENDS, MR. WOODMAN.
FRIENDS, YOU DON'T
NEED ANY FRIENDS.
LOOK AT ME.
I HAVEN'T HAD A
FRIEND IN 20 YEARS.
SO CHEER UP, KID,
OR YOU'LL WIND UP THE SAME
KIND OF HAPPY-GO-LUCKY GUY I AM.
HA-HA-HA.
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY.
EVERY NIGHT THE SUICIDE
HOTLINE CALLS HIM UP AND SAYS,
"ARE YOU READY?"
MR. KOTTER, WHAT
I WANTED TO DO...
I WANTED TO HANG
OUT WITH THE GUYS
AND THEY WOULDN'T
EVEN TALK TO ME.
AW VINNIE, LOOK, I
WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU KNOW, THOSE DIFFERENCES
HAPPEN BETWEEN FRIENDS.
IT'S JUST PART OF LIFE.
HI, GUYS, HOW'S IT...
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MR. KOTTER.
HI, MR. KOTTER.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
HI, JUAN.
HOW YA DOIN', MR. KOTTER?
GLAD TO SEE WE CAUGHT YOU ALONE.
ALL RIGHT, COME
ON, GUYS, LIGHTEN UP.
I MEAN, WHY YOU BEING SO
ROUGH ON VINNIE FOR, HUH?
VINNIE.
OH.
THAT VINNIE.
YOU TALKING ABOUT
THE LONE STRANGER.
YEAH.
I'M WITH THE SMELL OF
DESKS IN AN EMPTY ROOM,
A HEARTLESS BUM,
WITH THE CRY, "GET OUT, GUYS.
GET OUT!"
IT'S THE LONE STRANGER.
HI-HO, VINNIE!
WHO NEEDS YA?
SIT DOWN.
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU
GUYS, YOU HEAR ME?
OH FORGET IT, MR. KOTTER.
THESE ARE... THESE CLOWNS
DON'T WANNA BE MY FRIENDS.
I'M NOT SO SURE I WANNA
BE THEIR FRIEND EITHER.
WHO WAS THAT MASKED FINK?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT HE LEFT THIS SILVER CONE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I MEAN WHY YOU GUYS COMING
DOWN SO HEAVY ON VINNIE?
THE MAN KICKED US
OUTTA HIS APARTMENT.
GENTLEMEN.
OH, YOU GUYS.
LISTEN, VINNIE IS GOING
THROUGH A NEW EXPERIENCE.
HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE
ROOM TO GROW, THAT'S ALL.
MR. KOTTER, WE CAN ALL
GROW IN THE SAME ROOM.
I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T.
YOU'RE ALL GOOD FRIENDS, BUT
YOU CAN'T STAY TOGETHER FOREVER.
INDEPENDENCE IS A
VERY IMPORTANT THING
AND VINNIE WAS JUST
TRYING TO FEEL HIS
AND YOU GUYS SORTA JUST
CROWDED HIM A LITTLE BIT.
YOU THINK SO?
SURE, LOOK, SOME DAY YOU'RE ALL
GONNA WANT YOUR
OWN INDEPENDENCE.
AND WHEN YOU DO, YOU NEED
YOUR FRIENDS TO SUPPORT YOU,
TO BACK YOU, NOT TURN
THEIR BACKS ON YOU.
YOU KNOW, MY DADDY
ALWAYS TAUGHT ME
THERE ARE THREE THINGS
YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON:
THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF ALL
IS NEVER TURN YOUR
BACK ON A FRIEND.
THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE THE OTHER TWO THINGS
YOU DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON?
A GOOD WOMAN, OR A
NURSE WITH A DULL NEEDLE.
WHO NEEDS 'EM?
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA
KNOW, WHO NEEDS 'EM?
NOT ME.
OH THEY'RE SO
FUNNY, AREN'T THEY?
"THE LONE STRANGER",
HI-HO STUPID.
THEY THINK THEY'RE HURTIN'
ME BY NOT COMING OVER.
THEY AIN'T HURTING ME.
THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS
I CAN DO BY MYSELF.
YOU KNOW, FOR ALL I CARE,
THEY CAN TAKE A FLYING LEAP.
BOY THIS GROWN UP LIFE IS GREAT.
YOU GOT YOUR OWN APARTMENT.
YOU CAN DO... DO
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
YOU CAN MAKE ALL THE RULES.
NOBODY CAN TELL YOU WHAT
TO DO OR WHAT NOT TO DO.
HEY, MOM, LOOK AT THIS!
WHAT MESS?
DIRTY DISHES, DIRTY DISHES!
LOOK AT THIS, MOM!
TOO BAD.
OH BOY, WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT
THAT VINNIE BARBARINO'S
GOT HIS OWN APARTMENT,
THERE'S GONNA BE CHICKS
SWARMING ALL OVER THIS PLACE.
AND I DON'T MEAN
JUST ORDINARY CHICKS.
I MEAN SUPERSTARS.
FARRAH.
GET YOUR HAIR OUTTA YOUR FACE.
MARIE, OH MARIE.
YOU LOOK MUCH BETTER
WITHOUT DONNY THERE.
OH IS THAT THE DOOR?
OH EXCUSE ME, WOMEN, YOU
HAD ME LONG ENOUGH ANYWAY.
EXCUSE ME, YES, OH YES.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
RIGHT, RIGHT, BOY
I'M NEVER HAVING
ONE OF THESE PARTIES AGAIN.
OH IT'S-IT'S CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
AND THEY'RE ALL DRESSED
AS MASSAGE PARLOR GIRLS.
OH WELL COME OUT
HERE BY THE POOL.
OH YOU, YOU WANNA
GIVE ME A MASSAGE, HUH?
OH YEAH, OKAY, NO ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I AIN'T RESPONSIBLE
IF YOU GET CARRIED AWAY.
YEAH, OH YEAH.
BOY VINNIE BARBARINO'S
GONNA BE WAILING TONIGHT.
I'M SO LONELY.
SO?
YOU, UH, YOU MIND IF WE COME IN?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
GO ON, FINISH WHAT
YOU WAS GONNA SAY.
ARNOLD, YOU, UH...
FREDDIE, YOU TALK,
GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
HEY LOOK, VINNIE, WHAT WE
TRYING TO... UM, BO, YOU TELL HIM.
YEAH, WELL, UH, IT'S
VINNIE'S APARTMENT.
WE'LL LET HIM GO FIRST.
I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
FORGET IT.
YEAH, US TOO.
HEY LOOK, VINNIE, WHEN YOU
BEHAVED LIKE A REAL ARMPIT,
THE LEAST YOU COULD
DO IS SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY.
NOT YOU, RABBIT EARS.
US, WE'RE SORRY.
HEY, VINNIE, LOOK, UM...
WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO THREW
YOU GUYS OUTTA THE APARTMENT.
WE BARGED IN ON YOU.
WE'RE SORRY FIRST.
OH YEAH?
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
HEY ONE OF YOU GUYS
GO GET THE DOOR.
WHY SHOULD WE GET THE DOOR.
IT'S YOUR APARTMENT,
YOU GET THE DOOR.
HIYA, VINNIE!
MR. AND MRS. KOTTER.
YEAH, LISTEN, WE GOT
SOME CHINESE FOOD.
WE HAD AN EXTRA SPARERIB, SO WE
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA JOIN US.
WE SEE THE GUYS ARE HERE.
WE'LL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.
NO, COME ON, THESE ARE FRIENDS.
EVERYBODY, WE'LL
HAVE A REGULAR PARTY.
HI, GUYS.
IF I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE HERE,
I WOULD'VE GOT TWO
EXTRA SPARERIBS.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR
DINING ROOM TABLE?
I'LL GET THE DINING ROOM TABLE.
OH THIS IS GREAT.
THE EGG ROLLS NEED
IRONING ANYWAY.
HEY YOU KNOW, THE BEST THING
ABOUT HAVING YOUR OWN APARTMENT
IS THAT YOU CAN INVITE YOUR
FRIENDS OVER ANY TIME YOU WANT.
YEAH.
BOY AM I GLAD YOU
GUYS ARE HERE TONIGHT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
MR. WOODMAN, WHAT'RE
YOU DOING HERE?
HI, BARBARINO.
SINCE NEITHER ONE
OF US HAS ANY FRIENDS,
I THOUGHT I'D DROP
OVER AND WE COULD
KNOCK OFF A CASE OF GRAPE NE-HI.
BUT I SEE YOU
HAVE COMPANY, SO...
NO, NO, NO, COME ON IN.
EVERYBODY LOOK,
MR. WOODMAN, HE CAME TO SEE ME.
HOWYA DOIN'.
HEY, EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE
TO TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING.
FROM NOW ON, I AIN'T
NEVER GONNA KICK
NONE OF YOU OUTTA
MY APARTMENT AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT.
HI, VINNIE, I GOT OFF WORK EARLY
AND I THOUGHT WE COULD
SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, ALONE,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
WELL, UM, YEAH THERE'S
GONNA BE LOTS OF TIMES
WHEN'S JUST THE TWO OF
US CAN SPEND TIME TOGETHER,
BUT, I'D LIKE YOU TO
MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
THEY WAS JUST LEAVING.
ONLY KIDDING, GUYS.
HEY, COME ON, LET'S
GET SOME CHINESE FOOD.
I'M MR. KOTTER.
HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
VINNIE, I'M SO HAPPY
EVERYBODY'S BACK TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, I ONCE HAD
AN UNCLE HAD NO FRIENDS.
MY UNCLE NESBIT.
DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS STORY.
MY UNCLE NESBIT HAD NO
FRIENDS SO HE BUYS A DOG.
TAKES THE DOG
EVERYWHERE WITH HIM, RIGHT.
MY UNCLE NESBIT AND THE DOG
GO TO THE MOVIES TOGETHER.
IN FACT, ONE NIGHT THEY
WENT TO THE MOVIES, RIGHT.
AFTER THE SHOW, THE MANAGER
COMES UP TO HIM AND SAYS,
"HEY, MISTER, HOW DID
YOUR FRIEND LIKE THE SHOW?"
AND MY UNCLE SAID, "WELL,
HE REALLY ENJOYED IT."
AND THE MANAGER SAYS, "I
FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE."
MY UNCLE SAID, "WELL, SO DO I,
BECAUSE HE HATED THE BOOK."
♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YOUR DREAMS WERE
YOUR TICKET OUT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ TO THAT SAME OLD PLACE
THAT YOU LAUGHED ABOUT ♪
♪ WELL THE NAMES
HAVE ALL CHANGED
SINCE YOU HUNG AROUND ♪
♪ BUT THOSE DREAMS HAVE REMAINED
AND THEY'VE TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
♪ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT
THEY'D LEAD YOU ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ BACK HERE WHERE WE NEED YA ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME
BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT
HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ YEAH WE TEASE HIM A LOT,
'CAUSE WE GOT HIM ON THE SPOT ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK ♪
♪ WELCOME BACK... ♪♪