Wayside (2005–2008): Season 1, Episode 33 - Be True to Your Elf - full transcript
* So cool and crazy and wild
and upside-down *
* I'm bored
and that's not fun *
* I want to get away
* But I'm too tired to run
* I'm gonna find a place
where there are no rules *
* And the world is wild
* I have the tools
to make things happen *
* And the reaction
will explode *
* The lights go up
* The world flips
upside down *
* I brought the party
to town *
* My deal to make
My chance to take *
* So take a ride
* Fly by the Wayside
* And fly by the Wayside
* The lights go up
* The world flips
upside down *
* I brought the party
to town *
* My deal to make
My chance to take *
* So take a ride
* So take a ride
* Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! *
* Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! *
* Wayside!
(BUS BRAKES SQUEAL,
DOORS WHOOSH OPEN)
THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE
THAN CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
EVERY DAY...
IS CELEBRATING WAYSIDE
EVERY DAY!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
ERICS:
YAY!
JENNY:
RIGHT ON!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OY! OY! OY!
MAURECIA:
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
SCHOOL SPIRT!
DANA:
I KNOW!
STEPHEN SHOULD LEAD US
IN THE SCHOOL SPIRIT PARADE
FLOAT CONTEST!
HE HAS MY VOTE!
WE'LL BE A SHOE-IN TO WIN
WITH HIS SPIRIT!
STEPHEN:
OOOOOOO! SCHOOOOL SPIRIT!
OOOOOOO!
I LOVED BEING THE FLOAT LEADER
LAST YEAR.
IT WAS SO GREAT,
I NEVER WANTED IT TO END!
CROWD:
MYRON! MYRON! MYRON! MYRON!
TODD:
MYRON... MYRON...
MYRON!
HUH?
THERE WAS NO PARADE
LAST YEAR.
OH... SO THAT'S WHY
I DIDN'T WIN.
KIDSWATTER:
SO, SCHOOL DISTRICT
SUPERVISOR,
YOU GOT THE GIFT BASKET
I SENT?
THE FLOWERS?
THE CHOCOLATES?
THE CASH?
OH HO, NO, I'M NOT TRYING
TO "BUY" YOUR VOTE
FOR THE CONTEST.
I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BUY
HIS VOTE FOR THE CONTEST.
IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY
WELCOME GIFT
I SEND TO ALL
THE NEW JUDGES.
BYE-BYE!
HA! I'LL PLAY HIM
LIKE A TWO-BIT ACCORDION.
STEPHEN:
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
LOUIS!
YES, MR. K?
THEY'RE BACK!
WHO'S BACK,
MR. K?
STEPHEN:
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
THE LEPRECHAUNS!
OH! A POT OF GOLD!
I CAN QUIT MY JOB AS PRINCIPAL
AND NEVER WORK AGAIN!
OW! MY NOSE!
OH MY PANTS!
OW! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
LEPRECHAUNS!
LOUIS:
OH, THAT'S JUST STEPHEN
IN HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME,
WHICH HE WEARS
EVERYDAY.
STEPHEN:
GO WAYSIDE!
HE'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN?
NO. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ELF.
THE KIDS CHOSE HIM TO LEAD
THIS YEAR'S PARADE FLOAT.
WHAT?!
THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
MY NEW SUPERVISOR
IS JUDGING THE CONTEST
AND I NEED TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.
UNDERSTAND?!
MUST! MAKE!
GOOD! IMPRESSION!
OH... DUDE.
STEPHEN:
I THINK WE COULD USE
MORE GHOSTS...
AND RUBBER SPIDERS...
AND MORE OOKY-SPOOKY
SCARY THINGS!
RIGHT,
MR. PUMPKIN?
STEPHEN, YOU PUT THE "WAY"
IN WAYSIDE.
DELIVERY FOR
THE LEPRECHAUN.
YOU MEAN... THE ELF?
YES!
I MEAN... THE ELF.
OOH! THAT'S ME!
MAYBE SOMEONE SENT ME
A HAPPY HALLOWEEN CARD!
DANA:
STEPHEN?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
NOOOOO!
"DEAR LITTLE GREEN THING,
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING
TO LEAD THE PARADE
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE
TO LAUGH AT YOU
AND EMBARRASS YOUR PRINCIPAL?
SIGNED,
THE WHATCHAMACALLITS."
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
"THE STUDENTS?"
THE STUDENTS
SIGNED THIS?
ALL OF THEM?
BUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HOW I LOOK?
NOTHING AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
SOUNDS LIKE SOME DUMB PRANK.
AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
WHO'S BEHIND IT.
IGNORE IT,
STEPHEN.
BUT... WHAT IF IT ISN'T
SOME DUMB PRANK?
I MEAN, I'LL BE REPRESENTING
THE WHOLE SCHOOL NOW.
THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE WATCHING
YOUR EVERY MOVE.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WE'RE GONNA WIN
THE CONTEST!
WE'RE GONNA WIN
THE CONTEST!
WHAT IF THESE WHACHAMACALLITS
ARE RIGHT?
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT
TO MESS UP.
I CAN'T EMBARRASS WAYSIDE.
I'LL BECOME SOMEONE
THEY CAN ALL BE PROUD OF!
SOMEONE NO ONE LAUGHS AT!
SOMEONE CALLED...
MR. NORMAL.
GOODBYE OOKY-SPOOKY
SCARY STUFF.
SO LONG RUBBER SPIDERS.
GOODBYE GIGGLING GHOSTS.
CATCH YA LATER,
CREEPY HAND.
HUH!
FROM NOW ON,
I'M ONLY CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
ON HALLOWEEN,
JUST LIKE NORMAL KIDS.
YOU CAN'T GET MORE "NORMAL"
THAN THIS,
RIGHT, MR. PUMPKIN?
YOU THE "MAN" IN "EVERYMAN,"
MR. NORMAL!
MISS MUSH:
OH! STEPHEN,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT!
YOU HAVE ACCIDENT?
NO, JUST SWIMMIN' IN
THE MAINSTREAM NOW;
BEATIN' MY WAY DOWN
THE BEATEN PATH
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!
AH HA!
HERE, I MAKE SPECIAL
CREEPY-CRAWLY COOKIE FOR YOU.
IT COME WITH LIVE SPIDER!
SORRY,
NONE FOR ME.
IF IT'S NOT A VERY SQUARE
SLICE OF WHITE BREAD,
I WANT NO PART OF IT.
RIGHT,
MR. PUMPKIN?
UH, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
MAN?
HMM...
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT MUCH,
NO?
STUDENTS:
STEPHEN
YES. AND I THINK THIS FLOAT
NEEDS TO BE
JUST A LITTLE MORE... ORDINARY.
THINK: "SO-SO."
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WHERE ARE YOUR EARS?
AND YOUR CLOTHES?
AND YOUR... STEPHEN
ALL HERE - JUST IN A PLAIN,
WHITE WRAPPER.
YOU SEE, I'VE LEARNED
THAT VANILLA
IS TRULY THE SPICE OF LIFE!
CHOCOLATE IS TOO.
AND STRAWBERRY.
OOOH! AND PISTACHIO.
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
NO. I'M NOT JOKING.
PEOPLE LAUGH AT JOKES.
I'M NO JOKE,
I'M NORMAL.
AND HAPPY, TOO.
NO ONE'S LAUGHING AT ME.
RIGHT, MR. PUMPKIN?
WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN
HIMSELF LATELY.
YOU KNOW, NORMAL DOESN'T
REALLY WORK FOR STEPHEN.
OR FOR THE CONTEST.
HE LOOKS MISERABLE.
I WISH WE COULD
HELP HIM.
MAYBE WE CAN.
DID YOU SEE HOW HE SPOKE
TO HIS PUMPKIN?
YEAH.
I BET THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF STEPHEN LEFT
IN MR. NORMAL.
WE JUST HAVE TO BRING IT OUT,
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA.
YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
DANA:
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN SAVE STEPHEN!
MAURECIA:
AND OUR FLOAT, TOO!
UGH... THIS ISN'T ABOUT
THAT LEPRECHAUN FELLOW?!
YOU KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THEM!
OH, A SECOND POT OF GOLD!
WHAT LUCK TO FIND IT
OUT HERE IN THE DESERT!
OW! MY NOSE!
OH, MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE!
AH!
MYRON:
STEPHEN'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN.
HE'S AN ELF
AND HE WAS PROUD OF IT.
UNTIL SOMEONE MADE HIM FEEL BAD
ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS.
OH! THAT NOTE WASN'T FROM ME.
IT WAS FROM THE...
WHATCHAMACALLITS.
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A NOTE?
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING US,
MR. KIDSWATTER?
WHAT A PERFECTLY AVERAGE DAY
FOR A RUN-OF-THE-MILL
SCHOOL SPIRIT CONTEST.
STUDENTS:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOUR EARS?!
PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU!
AT ME! AT US!
KIDSWATTER:
NO, THEY WON'T.
MR. KIDSWATTER?
YOU HAVE SPOOKY
TODD:
KEEP 'EM ON...
OR I TELL THE NEW SUPERVISOR
YOU SENT STEPHEN THAT NOTE.
YES, STEPHEN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
PEOPLE LAUGHING.
NO ONE REPRESENTS WAYSIDE
BETTER THAN YOU.
REALLY.
BE TRUE TO YOUR ELF,
STEPHEN.
ENOUGH WITH THE MR. NORMAL!
I BET MR. PUMPKIN THINKS
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
GO KNOCK 'EM DEAD,
SCARY STEVE!
OKAY! I WILL!
GO WAYSIDE!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
YES!
YAY!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OOH! OUR FLOAT JUST WON
FIRST PLACE!
IT DID?
THAT MEANS THE NEW SCHOOL
SUPERVISOR LIKES ME.
I MEAN, US!
HE'S THE FLOAT JUDGE.
I JUST WISH I KNEW
WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.
STUDENTS:
YAY!
A THIRD POT OF GOLD?
HOW CAN THIS BE?
OH HELLO,
MR. KIDSWATTER.
NICE TO FINALLY
MEET YOU.
YOU WON'T STOP ME
THIS TIME.
I'M TAKING WHAT'S MINE,
YOU TREKY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN!
I'M NO LEPRECHAUN!
I'M THE SCHOOL DISTRICT
SUPERVISOR...
YOUR BOSS.
MY WHO?
AND THIS IS THE PRIZE MONEY
FOR THE FLOAT -
IT'S NOT FOR YOU!
IT GOES TO THE PEOPLE
WITH THE REAL SCHOOL SPIRIT -
THE STUDENTS OF WAYSIDE.
OW! MY NOSE!
OH, MY PANTS!
SUPERVISOR:
HEY, IS THAT
A TWO
I LOVE PLAYING THOSE!
STUDENTS:
KIDSWATTER:
LOUIS:
GOOD NEWS, MISTER K.
I FIXED THIS DOOR
SO YOU'LL NEVER WALK INTO IT
AGAIN.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
WHEN HAVE I EVER WALKED
INTO A DOOR?
OOF!
GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! AAH!
AAAAHHHH!
I HAVE TWO ICE CR-
OH. THAT.
NO WORRIES,
I'VE PROPPED IT OPEN.
THAT'S USING
THE OLD MELON, LOUIS.
OW!
STUPID GOOZACK FRAME THING!
LOUIS:
DUUUUUUDE.
MAYBE THE DOOR-FRAME'S
NOT WIDE ENOUGH?
WANT ME TO FIX THAT, TOO?
KIDSWATTER:
NO, LOUIS.
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
STUDENTS:
AHHH! NOOOO!
WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
HEY!
WHAT'S ALL
THE YELLING ABOUT?!
KIDSWATTER JUST ANNOUNCED
HE'S MOVING THE SCHOOL!
PERMANENTLY!
NO WAY!
WHERE'S IT GOING!
STEPHEN:
DANA:
AND THAT'S WHY
WE'RE ALL GONNA PROTEST!
MR. K CAN'T DO THAT
TO THE STUDENTS OF THIS SCHOOL.
HE'S MY HERO,
MR. KIDSWATTER,
AND I KNOW
THAT I AM PERFECT!
THAT'S WHY I'M RESIGNING
AS CLASS PRESIDENT
IN PROTEST OF THIS MOVE.
UM... MYRON?
YOU WERE NEVER ACTUALLY
ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT.
HMM...
AS I WAS SAYING,
AND I KNOW THAT I AM PERFECT
AS YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT...
I'M PROTESTING
BY WEARING ONLY ONE EAR.
CARE TO JOIN ME?
ONE EAR, ONE EAR,
ONE EAR!
I'M PROTESTING BY
"UNALPHABETIZING" MY RULEBOOKS!
OUCH!
THANKS, TODD!
I'M PROTESTING BY BLOCKING
ALL BIKE TRAFFIC
IN THE HALLS.
TAKE THAT, SCHOOL!
JENNY,
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO ACTUALLY RIDES
IN THE HALLWAYS.
(BELL DINGS,
WHEELS SQUEAK)
HMPH!
WELL,
YOU AND THAT KID.
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
EVERYBODY NOW!
STUDENTS AND MRS. JEWLS:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
TODD:
STOP! ENOUGH ALREADY!
NOW I DON'T WANT
THE SCHOOL MOVED EITHER.
BUT IF WE REALLY
WANT TO PROTEST,
WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
YEAH!
EVERYONE PROTEST!
STUDENTS AND MRS. JEWLS:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
NO!
LET'S TRY SOMETHING
SIMPLER...
LIKE A BOYCOTT!
WHEN PEOPLE ARE UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING,
THEY PROTEST
BY STAYING AWAY FROM IT.
THEN WE SHOULD...
BOYCOTT CLASS?!
YEAHHH!
LET'S BOYCOTT CLASS!
STUDENTS:
OKAY, EVERYONE,
LET'S MEET IN CLASS
FOR THE BOYCOTT OF CLASS!
STUDENTS:
WAIT!
YOU CAN'T GO TO CLASS
IF YOU'RE BOYCOTTING... CLASS.
HMMM... LET'S SEE HERE.
MOV... MOVE... MOVING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YES, YES, YES...
I KNOW YOU TIPPED ME OFF
ABOUT THE STUDENTS PROTESTING.
SO WHAT?
ONE BANANA'S NOT ENOUGH?
FINE!
TAKE IT.
I NEED TO GET A CLOSER LOOK
AT THIS PROTESTING RIFF-RAFF.
AND I'VE GOT
JUST THE THING!
MYRON:
TO PROTEST
THE SCHOOL MOVING,
WE SHOULD NOT ONLY
BOYCOTT CLASS,
BUT REFUSE TO DO
ANY MORE HOMEWORK, TOO!
(STUDENTS CHEER
AND MRS. JEWLS BANGS DRUM)
I LIKE THAT.
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE
A 500 WORD ESSAY TONIGHT.
I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!
INSTEAD OF THAT 500 WORD ESSAY,
WHY DON'T WE WRITE
A 5000 WORD LETTER
PROTESTING WHY WE'RE NOT
WRITING OUR ESSAY!
STUDENTS:
HELLO!
I HATE TO BRING THIS UP,
BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
A LITTLE PROBLEM
WITH THESE PROTESTS.
(RUMBLE OF A MOTOR,
VEHICLE HONKS)
KIDSWATTER:
MOO! MOO! COW COMING THROUGH!
TODD:
...TO PROTEST THE SCHOOL MOVE,
YOU TRIED BOYCOTTING CLASS.
BUT THEN YOU WENT TO CLASS.
THEN YOU TRIED REFUSING
AN ASSIGNMENT,
BUT YOU ENDED UP DOING
MORE SCHOOLWORK THAN EVER!
YES! FIGHT THE POWER!
NO! FIGHT THE PROTESTS!
THESE ACTIONS ARE ABOUT
AS EFFECTIVE
AS EATING DURING
A HUNGER STRIKE!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA!
THANKS, TODD!
TO THE LUNCHROOM!
STUDENTS:
C'MON! C'MON!
MYRON:
HI, MR. KIDSWATTER!
STUDENTS:
HEY MR. K.!
HELLO!
KIDSWATTER:
MOO, MOO.
I'M JUST A COW!
I'M NOT SPYING ON YOU!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
ABOUT THEM?
SPENDING MORE TIME IN CLASS?
DOING MORE HOMEWORK?
EATING MORE CAFETERIA FOOD?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE...
THEY'RE BECOMING BETTER
WHATCHAMACALLITS!
TODD:
STUDENTS?
YES! THEM.
TODD:
UGH! IT'S WORSE
THAN I EVER IMAGINED!
IF SMART LITTLE PEOPLE
DON'T NEED A PRINCIPAL,
THEN THEY DON'T NEED ME!
HMM...
I NEED TO INFILTRATE
THESE EXTREMISTS;
CHANGE THEIR CRAZY IDEAS
ABOUT STUDYING AND LEARNING.
GET BACK TO OUR CORE VALUES -
THE VALUES OF MOVING
THE SCHOOL!
YEEOW! STUPID GOOZACK!
UM... CAN SOMEONE
GIVE ME A PUSH?
MORE PLEASE!
YOU WANT SECOND HELPING?
UH HUH!
THAT NEVER HAPPEN
BEFORE!
WOO HOO HOO HOO!
TODD:
PEOPLE! IN A HUNGER STRIKE,
YOU PROTEST BY NOT EATING.
BUT WHAT DO WE DO
IF WE GET HUNGRY
DURING THE HUNGER STRIKE?
KIDSWATTER:
DANDY OF A QUESTION,
MY GOOD MAN.
MR. KIDSWATTER?
WHOOOO?
SORRY, NEVER HEARD OF THAT
WONDERFUL MAN.
I'M JUST A TYPICAL, UM,
WHACHAMACALLIT, LIKE YOU.
A STUDENT?
YES, ONE OF THEM, CHAPPIE.
SO, WHO NEEDS SOME
AWFULLY SWELL ACTS
OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
TO MAKE YOUR PRINCIPAL
DO THE RIGHT THING?
CIVIL DISO
WE JUST WANT TO KEEP
THE SCHOOL HERE!
AND TODD'S GIVEN US
ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS
ABOUT BOYCOTTS
AND STRIKES!
KIDSWATTER:
HA! THAT'S NOTHING.
IN MY DAY, WHICH, UM,
IS THE SAME AS YOUR DAY,
WE DIDN'T BOTHER
WITH BOYCOTTS.
WE JUST TOOK OVER!
YES! I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!
MAURECIA:
YEAH, TODD.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
THINK OF THAT?
BECAUSE IT COULD GO
EVEN MORE HORRIBLY WRONG
THAN ALL OF THIS?
PFFT!
KIDSWATTER:
HA!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S ONE OF THEM!
MYRON:
"THEM?!"
STUDENTS:
NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
WHO'S "THEM?"
KIDSWATTER:
THE ONES THAT DON'T WANT US...
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
MAURECIA:
NO WONDER HE MADE US
STAY IN CLASS
AND DO ALL THAT EXTRA HOMEWORK!
BUT NO, I-
C'MON EVERYONE,
FOLLOW ME INSTEAD!
WE'LL TAKE THIS PLACE OVER
RIGHT!
STUDENTS:
HMPH! TIME TO TAKE THIS PROTEST
INTO MY OWN HANDS.
TODD:
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
OH, DUDE,
YOU JUST MISSED IT!
MR. K WAS WEARING
THIS FUNNY OUTFIT,
AND HE HAD THE STUDENTS STORM
HIS OWN OFFICE
AND TAKE IT OVER!
NO WAY!
WHAT NEXT?
STUDENTS:
HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
MOVE THE SCHOOL, RIGHT AWAY!
OH NO! HE'S COMPLETELY TURNED
EVERYONE AROUND!
DANA,
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE TOOK OVER
THE SCHOOL.
MAURECIA:
YEAH, TODD,
AND WE HAVE TO RUN
THIS PLACE NOW,
SO WE'RE KINDA LIKE...
PRINCIPALS.
AND PRINCIPALS ALWAYS DO
THE RIGHT THING
FOR THEIR SCHOOL!
MYRON:
MOVE THE SCHOOL!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
DO YOU GUYS REALIZE
THAT YOUR PROTEST HAS FAILED
IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY?
KIDSWATTER:
OH, DON'T LISTEN
TO THIS MISGUIDED HOOLIGAN.
HE'S TRYING TO MUDDLE
AND CONFUSE YOU!
TODD:
FINE.
IF YOU CAN'T GET THIS
PROTEST STRAIGHT,
THEN IT'S UP TO ME!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
BUT TODD,
WE'RE JUST DOING
WHAT YOU SAID -
ONE SIMPLE,
COORDINATED PROTEST.
YEAH, WE HAVE TO
"WORK TOGETHER."
YOUR WORDS
NOT MINE.
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
SAY...
WHICH OF YOU SCHOOL-RUNNING
LITTLE PEOPLE
WANTS TO HELP ME PACK
FOR THE BIG MOVE!
STUDENTS:
YEAH! YIPPEE!
TODD:
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE...
HM. I GUESS THEY DECIDED
NOT TO MOVE THE SCHOOL.
OUCH!
LOUIS:
WHOA! YOU OKAY?
YEAH... I THINK SO.
LOUIS:
BE CAREFUL, TODDSTER.
THE SCHOOL HAS BEEN MOVED
TWO FEET TO THE LEFT,
SO YOU'LL NEED TO ADJUST
YOUR ROUTE.
HUH? I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GONNA MOVE IT ACROSS TOWN.
LOUIS:
IT WAS ALL KIDSWATTER'S IDEA,
SO HE WOULDN'T WALK INTO
THE FRONT DOOR FRAME-
I MEAN,
THE FRONT GOOZACK FRAME.
KIDSWATTER:
I HAVE TWO ICE CREAMS.
WHOA!
KIDSWATTER:
AHHH!
STUPID INSIDE-OFFICE-GOOZACK!
COURSE, THE MOVE DIDN'T AFFECT
THE INSIDE DOORS.
BOTH:
WELL, AT LEAST EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL AGAIN.
STUDENTS:
(CHEERING OVER
STAMPEDING FOOTSTEPS)
OOF!
SORT OF.
and upside-down *
* I'm bored
and that's not fun *
* I want to get away
* But I'm too tired to run
* I'm gonna find a place
where there are no rules *
* And the world is wild
* I have the tools
to make things happen *
* And the reaction
will explode *
* The lights go up
* The world flips
upside down *
* I brought the party
to town *
* My deal to make
My chance to take *
* So take a ride
* Fly by the Wayside
* And fly by the Wayside
* The lights go up
* The world flips
upside down *
* I brought the party
to town *
* My deal to make
My chance to take *
* So take a ride
* So take a ride
* Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! *
* Fly by the Wayside,
Wayside! *
* Wayside!
(BUS BRAKES SQUEAL,
DOORS WHOOSH OPEN)
THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE
THAN CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
EVERY DAY...
IS CELEBRATING WAYSIDE
EVERY DAY!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
ERICS:
YAY!
JENNY:
RIGHT ON!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OY! OY! OY!
MAURECIA:
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
SCHOOL SPIRT!
DANA:
I KNOW!
STEPHEN SHOULD LEAD US
IN THE SCHOOL SPIRIT PARADE
FLOAT CONTEST!
HE HAS MY VOTE!
WE'LL BE A SHOE-IN TO WIN
WITH HIS SPIRIT!
STEPHEN:
OOOOOOO! SCHOOOOL SPIRIT!
OOOOOOO!
I LOVED BEING THE FLOAT LEADER
LAST YEAR.
IT WAS SO GREAT,
I NEVER WANTED IT TO END!
CROWD:
MYRON! MYRON! MYRON! MYRON!
TODD:
MYRON... MYRON...
MYRON!
HUH?
THERE WAS NO PARADE
LAST YEAR.
OH... SO THAT'S WHY
I DIDN'T WIN.
KIDSWATTER:
SO, SCHOOL DISTRICT
SUPERVISOR,
YOU GOT THE GIFT BASKET
I SENT?
THE FLOWERS?
THE CHOCOLATES?
THE CASH?
OH HO, NO, I'M NOT TRYING
TO "BUY" YOUR VOTE
FOR THE CONTEST.
I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BUY
HIS VOTE FOR THE CONTEST.
IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY
WELCOME GIFT
I SEND TO ALL
THE NEW JUDGES.
BYE-BYE!
HA! I'LL PLAY HIM
LIKE A TWO-BIT ACCORDION.
STEPHEN:
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
LOUIS!
YES, MR. K?
THEY'RE BACK!
WHO'S BACK,
MR. K?
STEPHEN:
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
A ONE, TWO, THREE - BOO!
THE LEPRECHAUNS!
OH! A POT OF GOLD!
I CAN QUIT MY JOB AS PRINCIPAL
AND NEVER WORK AGAIN!
OW! MY NOSE!
OH MY PANTS!
OW! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
MY PANTS! MY NOSE!
LEPRECHAUNS!
LOUIS:
OH, THAT'S JUST STEPHEN
IN HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME,
WHICH HE WEARS
EVERYDAY.
STEPHEN:
GO WAYSIDE!
HE'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN?
NO. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ELF.
THE KIDS CHOSE HIM TO LEAD
THIS YEAR'S PARADE FLOAT.
WHAT?!
THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
MY NEW SUPERVISOR
IS JUDGING THE CONTEST
AND I NEED TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.
UNDERSTAND?!
MUST! MAKE!
GOOD! IMPRESSION!
OH... DUDE.
STEPHEN:
I THINK WE COULD USE
MORE GHOSTS...
AND RUBBER SPIDERS...
AND MORE OOKY-SPOOKY
SCARY THINGS!
RIGHT,
MR. PUMPKIN?
STEPHEN, YOU PUT THE "WAY"
IN WAYSIDE.
DELIVERY FOR
THE LEPRECHAUN.
YOU MEAN... THE ELF?
YES!
I MEAN... THE ELF.
OOH! THAT'S ME!
MAYBE SOMEONE SENT ME
A HAPPY HALLOWEEN CARD!
DANA:
STEPHEN?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
NOOOOO!
"DEAR LITTLE GREEN THING,
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING
TO LEAD THE PARADE
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE
TO LAUGH AT YOU
AND EMBARRASS YOUR PRINCIPAL?
SIGNED,
THE WHATCHAMACALLITS."
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
"THE STUDENTS?"
THE STUDENTS
SIGNED THIS?
ALL OF THEM?
BUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HOW I LOOK?
NOTHING AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
SOUNDS LIKE SOME DUMB PRANK.
AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
WHO'S BEHIND IT.
IGNORE IT,
STEPHEN.
BUT... WHAT IF IT ISN'T
SOME DUMB PRANK?
I MEAN, I'LL BE REPRESENTING
THE WHOLE SCHOOL NOW.
THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE WATCHING
YOUR EVERY MOVE.
ISN'T IT GREAT?
WE'RE GONNA WIN
THE CONTEST!
WE'RE GONNA WIN
THE CONTEST!
WHAT IF THESE WHACHAMACALLITS
ARE RIGHT?
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT
TO MESS UP.
I CAN'T EMBARRASS WAYSIDE.
I'LL BECOME SOMEONE
THEY CAN ALL BE PROUD OF!
SOMEONE NO ONE LAUGHS AT!
SOMEONE CALLED...
MR. NORMAL.
GOODBYE OOKY-SPOOKY
SCARY STUFF.
SO LONG RUBBER SPIDERS.
GOODBYE GIGGLING GHOSTS.
CATCH YA LATER,
CREEPY HAND.
HUH!
FROM NOW ON,
I'M ONLY CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN
ON HALLOWEEN,
JUST LIKE NORMAL KIDS.
YOU CAN'T GET MORE "NORMAL"
THAN THIS,
RIGHT, MR. PUMPKIN?
YOU THE "MAN" IN "EVERYMAN,"
MR. NORMAL!
MISS MUSH:
OH! STEPHEN,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT!
YOU HAVE ACCIDENT?
NO, JUST SWIMMIN' IN
THE MAINSTREAM NOW;
BEATIN' MY WAY DOWN
THE BEATEN PATH
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!
AH HA!
HERE, I MAKE SPECIAL
CREEPY-CRAWLY COOKIE FOR YOU.
IT COME WITH LIVE SPIDER!
SORRY,
NONE FOR ME.
IF IT'S NOT A VERY SQUARE
SLICE OF WHITE BREAD,
I WANT NO PART OF IT.
RIGHT,
MR. PUMPKIN?
UH, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
MAN?
HMM...
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT MUCH,
NO?
STUDENTS:
STEPHEN
YES. AND I THINK THIS FLOAT
NEEDS TO BE
JUST A LITTLE MORE... ORDINARY.
THINK: "SO-SO."
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WHERE ARE YOUR EARS?
AND YOUR CLOTHES?
AND YOUR... STEPHEN
ALL HERE - JUST IN A PLAIN,
WHITE WRAPPER.
YOU SEE, I'VE LEARNED
THAT VANILLA
IS TRULY THE SPICE OF LIFE!
CHOCOLATE IS TOO.
AND STRAWBERRY.
OOOH! AND PISTACHIO.
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?
NO. I'M NOT JOKING.
PEOPLE LAUGH AT JOKES.
I'M NO JOKE,
I'M NORMAL.
AND HAPPY, TOO.
NO ONE'S LAUGHING AT ME.
RIGHT, MR. PUMPKIN?
WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN
HIMSELF LATELY.
YOU KNOW, NORMAL DOESN'T
REALLY WORK FOR STEPHEN.
OR FOR THE CONTEST.
HE LOOKS MISERABLE.
I WISH WE COULD
HELP HIM.
MAYBE WE CAN.
DID YOU SEE HOW HE SPOKE
TO HIS PUMPKIN?
YEAH.
I BET THERE'S A LITTLE BIT
OF STEPHEN LEFT
IN MR. NORMAL.
WE JUST HAVE TO BRING IT OUT,
AND I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA.
YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
DANA:
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN SAVE STEPHEN!
MAURECIA:
AND OUR FLOAT, TOO!
UGH... THIS ISN'T ABOUT
THAT LEPRECHAUN FELLOW?!
YOU KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THEM!
OH, A SECOND POT OF GOLD!
WHAT LUCK TO FIND IT
OUT HERE IN THE DESERT!
OW! MY NOSE!
OH, MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE! MY PANTS!
MY NOSE!
AH!
MYRON:
STEPHEN'S NOT A LEPRECHAUN.
HE'S AN ELF
AND HE WAS PROUD OF IT.
UNTIL SOMEONE MADE HIM FEEL BAD
ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS.
OH! THAT NOTE WASN'T FROM ME.
IT WAS FROM THE...
WHATCHAMACALLITS.
WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A NOTE?
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT TELLING US,
MR. KIDSWATTER?
WHAT A PERFECTLY AVERAGE DAY
FOR A RUN-OF-THE-MILL
SCHOOL SPIRIT CONTEST.
STUDENTS:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOUR EARS?!
PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT YOU!
AT ME! AT US!
KIDSWATTER:
NO, THEY WON'T.
MR. KIDSWATTER?
YOU HAVE SPOOKY
TODD:
KEEP 'EM ON...
OR I TELL THE NEW SUPERVISOR
YOU SENT STEPHEN THAT NOTE.
YES, STEPHEN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
PEOPLE LAUGHING.
NO ONE REPRESENTS WAYSIDE
BETTER THAN YOU.
REALLY.
BE TRUE TO YOUR ELF,
STEPHEN.
ENOUGH WITH THE MR. NORMAL!
I BET MR. PUMPKIN THINKS
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
GO KNOCK 'EM DEAD,
SCARY STEVE!
OKAY! I WILL!
GO WAYSIDE!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
YES!
YAY!
STUDENTS:
YAY!
OOH! OUR FLOAT JUST WON
FIRST PLACE!
IT DID?
THAT MEANS THE NEW SCHOOL
SUPERVISOR LIKES ME.
I MEAN, US!
HE'S THE FLOAT JUDGE.
I JUST WISH I KNEW
WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.
STUDENTS:
YAY!
A THIRD POT OF GOLD?
HOW CAN THIS BE?
OH HELLO,
MR. KIDSWATTER.
NICE TO FINALLY
MEET YOU.
YOU WON'T STOP ME
THIS TIME.
I'M TAKING WHAT'S MINE,
YOU TREKY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN!
I'M NO LEPRECHAUN!
I'M THE SCHOOL DISTRICT
SUPERVISOR...
YOUR BOSS.
MY WHO?
AND THIS IS THE PRIZE MONEY
FOR THE FLOAT -
IT'S NOT FOR YOU!
IT GOES TO THE PEOPLE
WITH THE REAL SCHOOL SPIRIT -
THE STUDENTS OF WAYSIDE.
OW! MY NOSE!
OH, MY PANTS!
SUPERVISOR:
HEY, IS THAT
A TWO
I LOVE PLAYING THOSE!
STUDENTS:
KIDSWATTER:
LOUIS:
GOOD NEWS, MISTER K.
I FIXED THIS DOOR
SO YOU'LL NEVER WALK INTO IT
AGAIN.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
WHEN HAVE I EVER WALKED
INTO A DOOR?
OOF!
GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO! AAH!
AAAAHHHH!
I HAVE TWO ICE CR-
OH. THAT.
NO WORRIES,
I'VE PROPPED IT OPEN.
THAT'S USING
THE OLD MELON, LOUIS.
OW!
STUPID GOOZACK FRAME THING!
LOUIS:
DUUUUUUDE.
MAYBE THE DOOR-FRAME'S
NOT WIDE ENOUGH?
WANT ME TO FIX THAT, TOO?
KIDSWATTER:
NO, LOUIS.
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
STUDENTS:
AHHH! NOOOO!
WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
HEY!
WHAT'S ALL
THE YELLING ABOUT?!
KIDSWATTER JUST ANNOUNCED
HE'S MOVING THE SCHOOL!
PERMANENTLY!
NO WAY!
WHERE'S IT GOING!
STEPHEN:
DANA:
AND THAT'S WHY
WE'RE ALL GONNA PROTEST!
MR. K CAN'T DO THAT
TO THE STUDENTS OF THIS SCHOOL.
HE'S MY HERO,
MR. KIDSWATTER,
AND I KNOW
THAT I AM PERFECT!
THAT'S WHY I'M RESIGNING
AS CLASS PRESIDENT
IN PROTEST OF THIS MOVE.
UM... MYRON?
YOU WERE NEVER ACTUALLY
ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT.
HMM...
AS I WAS SAYING,
AND I KNOW THAT I AM PERFECT
AS YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT...
I'M PROTESTING
BY WEARING ONLY ONE EAR.
CARE TO JOIN ME?
ONE EAR, ONE EAR,
ONE EAR!
I'M PROTESTING BY
"UNALPHABETIZING" MY RULEBOOKS!
OUCH!
THANKS, TODD!
I'M PROTESTING BY BLOCKING
ALL BIKE TRAFFIC
IN THE HALLS.
TAKE THAT, SCHOOL!
JENNY,
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO ACTUALLY RIDES
IN THE HALLWAYS.
(BELL DINGS,
WHEELS SQUEAK)
HMPH!
WELL,
YOU AND THAT KID.
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
EVERYBODY NOW!
STUDENTS AND MRS. JEWLS:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
TODD:
STOP! ENOUGH ALREADY!
NOW I DON'T WANT
THE SCHOOL MOVED EITHER.
BUT IF WE REALLY
WANT TO PROTEST,
WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
YEAH!
EVERYONE PROTEST!
STUDENTS AND MRS. JEWLS:
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
HECK NO, WE WON'T GO!
NO!
LET'S TRY SOMETHING
SIMPLER...
LIKE A BOYCOTT!
WHEN PEOPLE ARE UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING,
THEY PROTEST
BY STAYING AWAY FROM IT.
THEN WE SHOULD...
BOYCOTT CLASS?!
YEAHHH!
LET'S BOYCOTT CLASS!
STUDENTS:
OKAY, EVERYONE,
LET'S MEET IN CLASS
FOR THE BOYCOTT OF CLASS!
STUDENTS:
WAIT!
YOU CAN'T GO TO CLASS
IF YOU'RE BOYCOTTING... CLASS.
HMMM... LET'S SEE HERE.
MOV... MOVE... MOVING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YES, YES, YES...
I KNOW YOU TIPPED ME OFF
ABOUT THE STUDENTS PROTESTING.
SO WHAT?
ONE BANANA'S NOT ENOUGH?
FINE!
TAKE IT.
I NEED TO GET A CLOSER LOOK
AT THIS PROTESTING RIFF-RAFF.
AND I'VE GOT
JUST THE THING!
MYRON:
TO PROTEST
THE SCHOOL MOVING,
WE SHOULD NOT ONLY
BOYCOTT CLASS,
BUT REFUSE TO DO
ANY MORE HOMEWORK, TOO!
(STUDENTS CHEER
AND MRS. JEWLS BANGS DRUM)
I LIKE THAT.
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE
A 500 WORD ESSAY TONIGHT.
I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!
INSTEAD OF THAT 500 WORD ESSAY,
WHY DON'T WE WRITE
A 5000 WORD LETTER
PROTESTING WHY WE'RE NOT
WRITING OUR ESSAY!
STUDENTS:
HELLO!
I HATE TO BRING THIS UP,
BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE
A LITTLE PROBLEM
WITH THESE PROTESTS.
(RUMBLE OF A MOTOR,
VEHICLE HONKS)
KIDSWATTER:
MOO! MOO! COW COMING THROUGH!
TODD:
...TO PROTEST THE SCHOOL MOVE,
YOU TRIED BOYCOTTING CLASS.
BUT THEN YOU WENT TO CLASS.
THEN YOU TRIED REFUSING
AN ASSIGNMENT,
BUT YOU ENDED UP DOING
MORE SCHOOLWORK THAN EVER!
YES! FIGHT THE POWER!
NO! FIGHT THE PROTESTS!
THESE ACTIONS ARE ABOUT
AS EFFECTIVE
AS EATING DURING
A HUNGER STRIKE!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A GREAT IDEA!
THANKS, TODD!
TO THE LUNCHROOM!
STUDENTS:
C'MON! C'MON!
MYRON:
HI, MR. KIDSWATTER!
STUDENTS:
HEY MR. K.!
HELLO!
KIDSWATTER:
MOO, MOO.
I'M JUST A COW!
I'M NOT SPYING ON YOU!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
ABOUT THEM?
SPENDING MORE TIME IN CLASS?
DOING MORE HOMEWORK?
EATING MORE CAFETERIA FOOD?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE...
THEY'RE BECOMING BETTER
WHATCHAMACALLITS!
TODD:
STUDENTS?
YES! THEM.
TODD:
UGH! IT'S WORSE
THAN I EVER IMAGINED!
IF SMART LITTLE PEOPLE
DON'T NEED A PRINCIPAL,
THEN THEY DON'T NEED ME!
HMM...
I NEED TO INFILTRATE
THESE EXTREMISTS;
CHANGE THEIR CRAZY IDEAS
ABOUT STUDYING AND LEARNING.
GET BACK TO OUR CORE VALUES -
THE VALUES OF MOVING
THE SCHOOL!
YEEOW! STUPID GOOZACK!
UM... CAN SOMEONE
GIVE ME A PUSH?
MORE PLEASE!
YOU WANT SECOND HELPING?
UH HUH!
THAT NEVER HAPPEN
BEFORE!
WOO HOO HOO HOO!
TODD:
PEOPLE! IN A HUNGER STRIKE,
YOU PROTEST BY NOT EATING.
BUT WHAT DO WE DO
IF WE GET HUNGRY
DURING THE HUNGER STRIKE?
KIDSWATTER:
DANDY OF A QUESTION,
MY GOOD MAN.
MR. KIDSWATTER?
WHOOOO?
SORRY, NEVER HEARD OF THAT
WONDERFUL MAN.
I'M JUST A TYPICAL, UM,
WHACHAMACALLIT, LIKE YOU.
A STUDENT?
YES, ONE OF THEM, CHAPPIE.
SO, WHO NEEDS SOME
AWFULLY SWELL ACTS
OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
TO MAKE YOUR PRINCIPAL
DO THE RIGHT THING?
CIVIL DISO
WE JUST WANT TO KEEP
THE SCHOOL HERE!
AND TODD'S GIVEN US
ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS
ABOUT BOYCOTTS
AND STRIKES!
KIDSWATTER:
HA! THAT'S NOTHING.
IN MY DAY, WHICH, UM,
IS THE SAME AS YOUR DAY,
WE DIDN'T BOTHER
WITH BOYCOTTS.
WE JUST TOOK OVER!
YES! I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!
MAURECIA:
YEAH, TODD.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
THINK OF THAT?
BECAUSE IT COULD GO
EVEN MORE HORRIBLY WRONG
THAN ALL OF THIS?
PFFT!
KIDSWATTER:
HA!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S ONE OF THEM!
MYRON:
"THEM?!"
STUDENTS:
NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
WHO'S "THEM?"
KIDSWATTER:
THE ONES THAT DON'T WANT US...
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
MAURECIA:
NO WONDER HE MADE US
STAY IN CLASS
AND DO ALL THAT EXTRA HOMEWORK!
BUT NO, I-
C'MON EVERYONE,
FOLLOW ME INSTEAD!
WE'LL TAKE THIS PLACE OVER
RIGHT!
STUDENTS:
HMPH! TIME TO TAKE THIS PROTEST
INTO MY OWN HANDS.
TODD:
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
OH, DUDE,
YOU JUST MISSED IT!
MR. K WAS WEARING
THIS FUNNY OUTFIT,
AND HE HAD THE STUDENTS STORM
HIS OWN OFFICE
AND TAKE IT OVER!
NO WAY!
WHAT NEXT?
STUDENTS:
HEY, HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
MOVE THE SCHOOL, RIGHT AWAY!
OH NO! HE'S COMPLETELY TURNED
EVERYONE AROUND!
DANA,
WHAT HAPPENED?
WE TOOK OVER
THE SCHOOL.
MAURECIA:
YEAH, TODD,
AND WE HAVE TO RUN
THIS PLACE NOW,
SO WE'RE KINDA LIKE...
PRINCIPALS.
AND PRINCIPALS ALWAYS DO
THE RIGHT THING
FOR THEIR SCHOOL!
MYRON:
MOVE THE SCHOOL!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
DO YOU GUYS REALIZE
THAT YOUR PROTEST HAS FAILED
IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY?
KIDSWATTER:
OH, DON'T LISTEN
TO THIS MISGUIDED HOOLIGAN.
HE'S TRYING TO MUDDLE
AND CONFUSE YOU!
TODD:
FINE.
IF YOU CAN'T GET THIS
PROTEST STRAIGHT,
THEN IT'S UP TO ME!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
BUT TODD,
WE'RE JUST DOING
WHAT YOU SAID -
ONE SIMPLE,
COORDINATED PROTEST.
YEAH, WE HAVE TO
"WORK TOGETHER."
YOUR WORDS
NOT MINE.
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
SAY...
WHICH OF YOU SCHOOL-RUNNING
LITTLE PEOPLE
WANTS TO HELP ME PACK
FOR THE BIG MOVE!
STUDENTS:
YEAH! YIPPEE!
TODD:
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE THE SCHOOL!
DON'T MOVE...
HM. I GUESS THEY DECIDED
NOT TO MOVE THE SCHOOL.
OUCH!
LOUIS:
WHOA! YOU OKAY?
YEAH... I THINK SO.
LOUIS:
BE CAREFUL, TODDSTER.
THE SCHOOL HAS BEEN MOVED
TWO FEET TO THE LEFT,
SO YOU'LL NEED TO ADJUST
YOUR ROUTE.
HUH? I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GONNA MOVE IT ACROSS TOWN.
LOUIS:
IT WAS ALL KIDSWATTER'S IDEA,
SO HE WOULDN'T WALK INTO
THE FRONT DOOR FRAME-
I MEAN,
THE FRONT GOOZACK FRAME.
KIDSWATTER:
I HAVE TWO ICE CREAMS.
WHOA!
KIDSWATTER:
AHHH!
STUPID INSIDE-OFFICE-GOOZACK!
COURSE, THE MOVE DIDN'T AFFECT
THE INSIDE DOORS.
BOTH:
WELL, AT LEAST EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL AGAIN.
STUDENTS:
(CHEERING OVER
STAMPEDING FOOTSTEPS)
OOF!
SORT OF.