Warehouse 13 (2009–2014): Season 2, Episode 1 - Time Will Tell - full transcript

Previously on Warehouse 13...

We have competition.

MacPherson.
(Both) Who?

Leena, I know him.

He was Joshua's physics Professor,

Professor Reynolds.

The Phoenix.

Those who touch the Phoenix,

they will be spared.

[Coughing]
What is it?

It looks like Claudia was the last one



to have access to the Phoenix.

The thimble.

James MacPherson, you're under arrest.

We'll put him in the bronze sector.

What we do is we flash-freeze
the bodies cryogenically,

and we preserve them by bronzing.

Something's wrong.

Turn around.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you for remembering
our appointment.

Artie!

Wait! Wait!
Wait for us!

Artie!

Do you think there's
any way he could've survived?



I don't know.

Quickly. We don't have much time.

Why?

Huh?
Why didn't he wait for us?

What are we gonna do?

Top of my list,

kill that son of a bitch MacPherson.

Oh, my God.

Pete.

[Electricity surging]

Pete, what is that?
I don't know.

Get back over here.
It might be a--

no, I don't--
I don't think it is.

Oh, my God.

Are you getting a vibe?

A good one.

So that's how it works.

Artie!
Artie!

[Laughing]
Hey!

Ahh.

Oh, my God,
it's really you.

You scared the hell out of us.

We thought for sure
you were a goner.

I'm all right.
I'm fine.

It's just that I don't know how--

I have never been so happy

to see you.
Thanks.

Yeah. No, I'm good.
I'm good.

[Rumbling]

Oh, God.
Yeah.

I know.

But, Artie, how could
you possibly have survived?

The Phoenix.

Wait a minute.

If--if you use the Phoenix,

that means someone's got to die, right?

One of us?

But, Artie--
[Coughs]

Pete?
No. No, no, no.

Pete! Pete!

Artie, do something.

Just hang on.

Artie!

Artie!

[Coughing]

No, I'm okay.

No, I was choking.

[Coughs]
It's dust or something.

You're okay.

Yeah, just--
oh, God.

Was I choking on you, Artie?

That's--Ahh.

[Coughing]

Are you all right?

Artie, if it's not Pete,

then, um...

[Loud rumbling]

[Car horn blaring]

Mrs. Frederic!

Mrs. Frederic's in there.
Got to get her out.

No, no, no.
Artie, wait. Artie, wait!

What is that?
There.

So it was Mrs. Frederic, then.

I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

Did you have any trouble?

No.

But I'd recommend 24 hours'
isolation from light.

I'll contact you with instructions.

Until then, you know what to do.

Yes, I'll take care of it all.

Come on, old friend.

We've got a great deal
to catch up on.

Welcome to the future.

Let's change it, shall we?

♪ Warehouse 13 2x01 ♪
Time Will Tell
Original Air Date on July 6, 2010

[Heart monitor beeping]

This is my fault.

If I hadn't used the Phoenix,

then your driver
would be alive, and...

Be...

I'm sorry.

We need you.

Find Claudia.

Joshua.

MacPherson is playing
the long game.

[Heart monitor beeping]

Rewind it again.

Again.
No.

I don't want to watch
any more of that.

I mean, look, I don't believe
that Claudia would--

I mean, come on, Myka,
that can't be right.

Look, I know it's hard, Pete,

but it's right there in front of us.

Okay, maybe MacPherson
did do something to her,

but she's gone.

She ran.

Innocent people don't run.

Whoa.

Leena, what's wrong?
Are you okay?

Yes.

I--it's nothing.

Leena, we got to replace
that umbilicus.

I cannot do those stairs
15 times a day.

[Overlapping talking]

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

Claudia popped up on the grid.

Looks like she's headed
to Switzerland.

Wait.
Switzerland, why?

To Cern, it's to Cern.

It's that nuclear research
place where Joshua works.

He is her only family.

She's got no place else
left to go.

And listen,

if Claudia and Joshua are--

No.

If they are both working
for MacPherson--

No, no, she's not.

I know she's not,
and so do you, Artie.

Pete, nobody wants
to believe it, all right?

But that's irrelevant.

Now, look, while I'm gone,
I want both of you--

Wait, wait.

You're going to Cern now?
Yes, of course.

Then we're going with you.
You bet your ass.

No, absolutely not.

You have to go over this place
with a fine-toothed comb.

MacPherson has had hours,
hours of unfettered access,

and God only knows...

What that man has done.

So start in the bronze sector

and retrace his steps,
and maybe, maybe...

That will tell us
where he is right now.

Artie, just be careful, okay?

We don't know much,

but we know that MacPherson
is out there, and...

He already killed you once.

Yeah.

I got to go.

[Door closes]

This thing is useless, okay?

I'm getting nothing.

The durational spectrometer
only reads energy shadows

from the last five hours.

Aah!

You okay?

Yeah.
Yeah, I am now.

Five hours ago,

I would have screamed
like a little girl.

Pete?
Yeah?

Look at this.

It looks like something heavy

was dragged through here,

something heavy
and something bronze.

So what, you think
our Jimmy took a playdate?

If there's a history log
in here, we could look up...

There.

This says that the debronze function

was activated twice.

Okay, so once for MacPherson,

but who's our mystery guest?

Well, let's...

[Beeping]

This place just gets
more interesting every day.

[Keys clacking]
I don't get it.

Why H.G. Wells?

What does MacPherson
want with him?

And all I can find
on the bronze sector

is a list of its residents,

and H.G. Wells isn't even
on that list.

Yeah, I mean,
if that place is reserved

for the worst of the worst,

what is Wells even doing in there?

Maybe there's a clue
in one of Wells' books,

because our library is amazing.

I know, first editions

of everything that's ever been printed.

Does that include comic books?

Really?
That's your first thought?

No, but you definitely
wouldn't like my first thought.

You're right.

You know that my dad
used to read me H.G. Wells

when I was a kid?

Yep, nothing like a little
war of the Worlds

to put a toddler to sleep.

You've read War of the Worlds?

Uh, no, but I saw the movie.

Tom Cruise was awesome.

Oh, and Brando
in Island of Dr. Moreau--

[imitating Marlon Brando]
I could've been a scientist.

Great, great,
now all we need is Angelina

to do The Modern Utopia,

and you'll be all caught up.

Yahtzee.

It was broken into.
What was?

The H.G. Wells Home Museum in London,

three months ago.

But interesting, nothing was taken.

If you're looking for something
in H.G. Wells' house

and you can't find it,

why not ask H.G. Wells?

MacPherson used Claudia

to gain access to Wells.

You watch, we're gonna
find out she's in the clear.

Okay, let's go.

Whoa, go where?

To London.

I got a vibe about this thing.

I bet Wells is there.

Let's go to London.
That's what I'm talking about.

[Energy surging]

[Explosion, glass shatters]

[Phone rings]

Joshua, thank God you're there.

Where are you?
That doesn't look like, uh--

Listen to me, okay,
you remember Professor Reynolds

from college?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, his real name is MacPherson.

What?
What are you--

and he's actually--
Miss, you about done there?

It's really complicated.

They're gonna kick me off
this thing in sec.

But listen,
if he tries to contact you,

do not trust him, okay?

He's a bad, bad guy.

Maybe I am too.
I don't know.

Claudia--

Claud, what--what--
what's going on?

I'll explain when I get there.

Here?
You're gonna come to Cern?

There's no place else
to go, okay?

I can't go back to Artie,
and I'm not going back

to the international house
of nutjobs.

Joshua, are you busy?

No, Dr. Lefevre,
please, uh, come in.

I know I sound crazy.

I'll see you soon.
Love you.

Uh, yeah,
I love you too.

Sorry, doctor.
That's, uh, my sister.

Joshua, I'm going to be
raising your clearance level.

I want your help removing
some material from the lab.

Of course.
Yeah, doctor, anything you say.

[Both speaking French]

Doctor.

[Punk music]

♪ ♪

So is H.G. Wells
one of the Munsters?

This place is a dump.

How do you not have jet lag?
Because I slept on the plane.

I mean, how many times
can you watch Marley & Me?

It's so sad.

Right, let's all gather round, shall we?

We're going to get started.

I told you we should've
had this place closed

and locked down.

No, no, that'd be like
shooting off a big flare--

"hey, H.G., looky here,
we're waiting for you."

Oh, sorry.
Sorry.

Hi.
Hello.

Pete, we are working.

Working it, okay?
You know how long it's been?

Way too.

There's no reason for me not
to get my groove on.

Pete, look at this.

Edward Prendick.

I'll bet junior high
was fun for him, huh?

No, from
The Island of Dr. Moreau.

You would know him
as Marlon Brando.

[Gasps]
H.G. Is here.

The actual inspiration
for the heat ray

came from a tour
of Big Ben I was given

by her Majesty Victoria--

lovely woman, terrible breath.

[All chuckling]

Well, you got to admit,
this guy's got some cojones.

Pete, wait.

All right, Wells, show's over.

I beg your pardon.
Sorry, ma'am.

Government business...

United States Secret Service.

Well, you don't look
like much of a threat to me,

but if MacPherson wants you out,
then we want you in.

Now let's go.

How dare you?
Take your hands off me.

You two, I thought
you might be trouble,

coming in late.
Ma'am, we apologize.

No, we don't.
Yes, we do, Pete.

He's an impersonator.
No, we don't know that.

The best place to hide
is right out in the open.

He has a fake mustache.

All right?

Name's Walter Frith.

Americans.
H.G. Wells died in 1946.

Myka, I am really
vibing out here, okay?

And I don't like it.

Uh, ma'am, can I speak
with you outside, please?

Yes, I'd like to speak with you.

[Train engine churning]

[Brakes squeal, air hisses]

[Car horn honks]

[Loud crack]
Oh!

Artie?
What the hell?

You're fired.

We're really very sorry
about this.

You can come back tomorrow.
Thank you.

Yep, sorry, guys.
Sorry, sorry.

Thank you, thank you.
Nice jacket.

Hey, yeah, sorry
about the mustache thing.

It was--okay.

Okay, so if nobody in this group

signed in as Edward Prendick,

that means that Wells
must have come and gone already.

All right, so maybe
we can find out what he took.

Hey, uh...

So, uh, what'd you say
to Mary Poppins, anyway?

Oh, I just told her
that you were a mental patient

who thought he was
Wells' long-lost boyfriend.

[Chuckles]
No, you didn't.

Did you?

Nice.

That's not even funny.

Do you think that he could
still be using her somehow?

There's my access
of just of few moments ago.

Let me just toggle back
to see the last person.

This place is my home.
I would never do anything--

Claudia, I'm sorry.

[Echoing] I would never do
anything to hurt any of you.

That's probably
why they bronzed him--

Neanderthals.

[Doorknob rattling]

Yah!
[screaming]

Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, man, no--

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

I didn't think anyone was still here.

I didn't know it was you,
and I'm--I'm sorry.

[Giggles]

No, no, no,
I do beg your pardon.

I seem to have left
my notebook here.

Yeah.
We left in such a hurry.

Right, yeah, that was--
that was kind of our fault,

so I'm really sorry.

I'll just come back--

no, no, no, no.

Uh, let me help you out here.

You know,
hands across the water

and all that.

Well, that is
very sweet of you.

Some Americans
really are quite nice.

Well, for a Brit,
you ain't half bad yourself.

[In British accent]
What? What?

[Both chuckle]

If I had a Farnsworth,
you easily could have called me.

Why call when I can fly
5,000 miles in coach?

What did you hit me with?

Nothing.
My hand.

What are you doing here,
anyway?

If I'm some kind of freaky
double Agent, I have to be--

okay, first,
are you planning on running

for the rest of your life?

Because that's
what it's gonna take

to get me off your back.

I'm sorry.
I needed to see Joshua.

I needed to see somebody
who knows me.

And second,
why can't you just trust me?

I'm kind of smart.

Maybe the two of us
could figure this out.

And I know you too, kiddo.

So you--you think maybe
I'm not a double Agent.

I think maybe
I could take the risk.

Don't make me regret it.

Okay.
'Cause I'm not, you know?

We'll see.
Ah.

That was not your hand.

No, it wasn't.

Okay, first thing,
we have to make sure

Professor Reynolds
hasn't gotten to Joshua.

I figure if he got to me,
he might try to go for Josh--

MacPherson is Reynolds.

Yeah, you already know that.

I know I know it, but
I didn't really think about it,

because when the position
first came up at Cern,

the Director mentioned
the name Reynolds.

No!
Yes.

I didn't know at the time

that MacPherson was Reynolds.

That's what she meant by,
"he's playing the long game."

We have to get
to Cern immediately.

That's what I've been saying.

I'm, uh--
I'm Pete, by the way.

Helena.

You know,
I-I think our two countries

might be able to work out
their differences.

I'd say we're well
on our way to detente.

[Farnsworth buzzing]

Fill me in.

Well, hello to you too.
W-where are you?

Geneva.
Fill me in.

We're--we're in London.

I told you to stay
at the Warehouse.

Will there ever come a time
when the two of you,

anyone for that matter,
does as they are told?

Artie, look, MacPherson
debronzed H.G. Wells.

What?

Wait.

Is everything all right?
No, no.

I got a really bad feeling.

Pete!

Pete!
In here.

Pete, Artie says
that H.G. Wells is actually--

a woman...

A really hot woman,

maybe, uh, good with a gun.

Yeah, he left out the gun part.

Okay, so, uh, H.G. Wells
is actually a woman.

I'm gonna have to process this.

Yeah, well,
make it fast, will you?

And could you please be careful
with that, okay?

It's a Tesla,
and up close it just might be--

lethal.

I know all about it.

I brought it to the Warehouse.

You what?

I was apprenticed at Warehouse 12.

Nikola Tesla and I met
at the Chicago world fair

in 1893.

Oh.

You are rocking my world, lady.

Perhaps you'd like to tell me

why you're ransacking my home.

Ransacking your home.

Well, that has
a distinctive ringtone to it.

[Dialing]

What does that mean?

Oh, oh, it's, uh--
it's an American expression

that means...

"Gotcha."

♪ "C" is for cookie ♪

♪ that's good enough for me ♪

I'll take that.

I'd hate to have to hit
a sweet, old Victorian lady.

I, on the other hand,
have no problem shooting one.

♪ Good enough for me ♪

♪ oh, cookie, cookie, cookie ♪

♪ starts with "c" ♪

You know,
that was just rude.

I thought English people
were supposed to be polite.

Why are you protecting
James MacPherson?

He tried to kill the both of us,

and believe me,
he will turn on you.

Don't they all?
Who?

Men...
Eventually.

Neanderthals.

You know, for somebody
who's been unconscious

for 100 years,

you've really held on to some anger.

Not unconscious...

Just immobile.

Oh, right.

What? You mean
while you're bronzed,

you're awake?

We didn't know that.

Offers a lady time to think.

So what did you come here for?

Yeah, look, you either tell us
what and where it is

or watch us tear
this whole place apart

looking for it.

Pull out the second drawer
down on the right.

Empty it out.

Turn it over.

Pull open the panel on the back.

What's this?

Go over to the bottom set
of shutters.

Grasp the top inner vents
on each side

and close them simultaneously.

UN, deux, trois.

Et voila.

That will show you
the hiding place

Mr. MacPherson
had so much trouble locating.

Here we go.

Oh!

"Put the candle back."

Young Frankenstein.

Never mind.

Okay, just keep her covered, Pete.

So do you want to tell us
about this?

It's a family heirloom.

Right.

Why did MacPherson want it?

I have no idea.

Pete, the--the wiring
on the vest

matches the wiring
on the switch.

Yeah, the wiring on the vest

matches the wiring
on the switch.

That has nothing to do
with the vest.

Oh, of course we believe you.
Yeah, right.

Why wouldn't we?
You want to do the honors?

I do.

[Electricity surges]

[Both groaning]

Oh, what the hell?

Thank goodness these things
haven't changed much.

How come you're not affected?

Oh, magnetic boots...

Specially made.

That explains
why my head still hurts.

I guess we know now
why they bronzed you.

Don't speculate upon things
about which you know nothing.

Ooh, there's that anger again.

Well, there must be some
reason why they bronzed you.

The world was a different place.

A century ago,
it was easier to believe

in the possibility
of a time machine

than in the reality
that a woman thought one up.

Well, if you wrote those novels,

then--then who was H.G. Wells?

My brother Charles was the writer.

I supplied the ideas, the research.

Charles supplied the mustache.

Oh, hey, I'm, uh, digging
the iron vest, by the way.

It really brings out your eyes.

Who's angry now?

[Sighs]

So do, uh, all your dates
work out this way?

On a scale of one to ten,
I'm giving this one a seven.

[Sighs]

[Whooshing]

Is this Joshua's department?

The antimatter storage facility

is part of this building
somewhere.

I just--I don't know where.
This place is huge.

[Beeping]

Josh!
Joshua!

Claud--Claudia.

Wait a minute.

[Alarm sounds]
[shouting in French]

What? I'm a what?
Claudia! Get off me.

Joshua, are you all right?

Claudia, what's happening?

Joshua, give me the briefcase.

Claudia, his hand.

Look at his hand!

Thanks for all your help.

Joshua!

Joshua!

I'll admit it,

I thought she was hot,

but she's also obviously a--

Cavorite.

Yeah, yeah,
I'm sure she was that too.

No, Cavorite was--
was an anti-gravity metal

that Wells wrote about,

but Cavorite doesn't exist.

I mean, there's no such thing.

Myka, in this job

there's no such thing
as no such thing.

We just met the female H.G. Wells,

for crying out loud.

Good point.

So how do we shut down Cavorite?

Maybe she ran some sort
of electric current through it

to increase its properties.

Right.
What the hell, then?

What?
What are you doing?

I'm fighting fire with fire.

What?
[groans]

If I can just

ram the Tesla into this--

hold on.

Or--or--or don't.

[Both groaning]

[Farnsworth buzzing]
That's a high ceiling.

Yeah.

Artie.
We have a problem.

Yeah, Artie, so do we.

She got away.

Yeah, she took off in this--
I don't know--

cool, iron, steampunky vest thing.

It looked more like an artifact
than a fashion choice.

He's fine. He's fine.
Come here. Come here.

Hack in.

Run a search
on H.G. Wells' inventions,

specifically those
not in the Warehouse.

On it.

Now listen--
Artie, is that Claudia?

Is she okay?
Where did you find her?

Guys, I'm okay.
Joshua broke his leg.

Everybody stop!

Bigger fish.

Now, did you actually talk
to H.G. Wells?

What is she up to?

She?
Later!

She really wasn't very talkative.

Artie, did you know
that when you're bronzed,

you can still think?

Yes.
All right, check it.

The Imperceptor Vest.

Wearer can move fast enough
to be imperceptible

to the naked eye.
I don't know.

She had it on.
Nothing happened.

I would've thought
she'd have used it.

Well, is it operational?

Accor--according
to the schematics,

it needs a small
but very powerful energy source.

Which wouldn't have existed
100 years ago.

She probably could find one now.

Yeah.

Like, for instance, antimatter.

I still don't understand
why she needs the vest.

The Escher vault.

That's why they need
the antimatter,

to power the vest to get
through the Escher vault.

And what is the Escher vault?

It's where
the personal effects are kept

of anyone who's been bronzed.

And to get through that,

she would need something
like the imperceptor.

So where's the vault?

It's in the Warehouse.

They're going
back to the Warehouse.

He knew we would follow him.

He wants the Warehouse empty.
You stupid--

Artie, if Claudia's not the breach,

and it's obvious
that you don't think she is,

then that leaves only--
Leena.

Mrs. Frederic...

You're here.

So it would appear.

Are you all right?

I thought you were supposed
to be in the hospital.

When the explosion happened,
where were you exactly?

I was at the Warehouse.

You don't remember.

You've been having lapses...

Blackouts?

Sometimes you even wake up
in a different place.

How do you know that?

Look at me.

What was that?

As I suspected.

[Coughs, gasps]

Drink this.

Not too much.

What is it?

Absinthe.

You tried to kill me.

Yeah, sorry about that,

but I had no choice.

There's no other way
to remove the pearl.

The pearl?

What are you--
what are you talking about?

[Coughs]
The pearl of wisdom.

MacPherson must have planted it
in your inner ear weeks ago.

Do you recall a night
when you had bad dreams?

Yes...

Yes, over a month ago,
horrible nightmares.

That was the pearl
attaching itself.

If a person uses it properly,

they can control
your thoughts and movements.

No, but the tape.

It was Claudia
who debronzed MacPherson.

Think.
See it clearly now.

[Gasps]

Harriet Tubman's thimble.

It was me?

Mrs. Frederic, it was me.

It's done.

Why are you wearing those beads?

Well, if I remove them,

my blood will eat
through my own veins.

[Chuckles] Little gift
from an old friend.

We have to assume
they're not too far behind us.

Not to worry.

I've created a few diversions,
just in case.

There.

The antimatter's attached.

Let's see if this works
or if it kills me, shall we?

[Whirring]

Oh.

[Whirring]

Behind you.

[Laughing]
Oh. I'm impressed.

I'm so pleased it didn't kill you.

That seemed very easy.

Well, access to the Escher vault

is not the issue.

20 years ago, a curious Agent

entered the vault
and hasn't been heard of since.

I do hope you don't run into him.

We're taking the long way around.

MacPherson will expect us
to take the most direct route.

How'd we beat
Pete and Myka back?

Something to do
with the destruction

of historical landmarks--
I spoke to Scotland Yard.

Anyway, you left the packet
out for them, right?

On your desk.

Why do MacPherson and Wells
need the vest?

Because the Escher vault
is a maze

of stairs and walkways,
constantly rapidly moving.

If you don't have a way
to navigate it,

you'd be lost in there
for a lifetime.

Now, if Wells
can figure out a way

to make the vest operational,

she can move quickly enough
to get right through it.

So what if we
deactivate everything--

Claudia, I can either
run or lecture.

I cannot do both.

This is running?

Wait.

Something is off.

How can you tell?

[Sniffs]
Take a whiff.

[Sniffs]
Fudge.

Right there.

Boom goes the dynamite.

Yeah.
Chameleon mines.

They blend into the landscape
so you can't see them.

MacPherson.

Yeah, we're gonna have
to find an alternate route.

Wait.

Again?
I don't smell Fudge.

I have to think like him.

He knew I would make it
this far.

He knew I would test it,

and he will expect me
to turn around, so...

Wait.

Now you've got me doing it.

Look.

Dante's death mask.
So?

So I do a lot of inventory.

It doesn't belong there.

[Gasps]
Nice catch.

How come it didn't go off before?

Because we triggered it
on the way through.

He wants to box us in,
and he's done that.

Okay, well, the flames
only go up eight rows.

All we have to do
is climb 20,

run across the top,
and climb down.

All we have to do?

On the upside,
you'll be able to work off

some of those extra pounds
you've been griping about.

Devil child.
[Farnsworth buzzing]

When do I get one of those?
Two weeks after never.

Artie, what's going on?

Great, you're back.
Now listen to me.

Do not deviate one iota

from what
I'm about to tell you.

Got it, Artie.
We're on our way.

Wait, wait.

This place is full of booby traps.

You're gonna have to take
a long, circuitous route.

Aside from that, hurry!

Or...

Ooh.
Yeah.

Hey, if you're
gonna grab me like that,

I need some sweet talk.
Just shut up and drive.

[Both scream]

Watch out!
You are going hit that, okay?

It should be me driving right now.

Would you just let me steer?

Or that.

That--that works too.

Ah.

Did you get it?

Mission accomplished.

Where's the vest?

Left it behind.

It was spent.

All said and done,
it wasn't terribly difficult.

Hmm.

Before we go,

should we celebrate?

What exactly
did you have in mind?

Oh. You really are
the most unpredictable woman.

[Handcuffs clicking]

Took you long enough.

I thought I was gonna
have to kiss that.

Oh.

Game over, huh?

So a long way to go
for nothing, eh, James?

We still have
some bargaining left.

Wells is still in the vault, Arthur.

I know what the plan is.
Let me go.

I'll tell you everything.

I'm disappointed
but not surprised.

[Whirring]

James. James.

I knew you'd use it.

Use--

the Phoenix?

You put it in my pocket.

I wanted you to see
what I saw--

the darkness,

the emptiness,

that it's all for nothing.

No, James, I saw light...

And peace.
I felt nothing but hope.

Hope?
Yeah.

But all this time,
I thought...

I knew the truth.

I'm sorry, Arthur.

So she's gone.

There's absolutely
no trace of her.

None.

I found the vest outside.

So is she dangerous?

I mean, do we really
need to find her?

Yes, and absolutely.

Can't just have H.G. Wells
wandering around the world.

No, no, no, no, no.

We let her out,
got to put her back.

That was completely different.
That is so disgusting.

You're acting like
I did this on purpose.

Totally not true.

If anybody should be
shell-shocked about this,

I think it should be me.

I don't see it that way,

since I was the victim here.

You?

You were the victim?

Yeah.

Glad you're seeing it my way.

You wanted to talk to me
about something?

Claudia, go easy.

We've all been through a lot.

Worst case
of identity theft ever.

All right.

Maybe this will help.

No way.

Does this mean
I'm an Agent now?

No, it means I can reach you
any time of day or night.

Okay, not as good.

Just be careful.
It belonged to philo.

"Philo" as in
philo Farnsworth?

She gets Farnsworth's
Farnsworth?

Artie.
Yeah, I--don't lose it.

Okay.

I--thanks.

Thank you
for coming after me.

Yeah.

Okay, why is everybody hugging
all the time around here?

I still have a bump
on my head, you know?

Okay.

Jealous?

Not even close.
You sure?

Not even.
Really?

Let me just see it.
No, I don't think so.

I just want to see it.
You're gonna have to Chase me.

Come here, you.
No.

Give Chase,
Pete Lattimer.

Whoa! Look out!

Let's see what H.G. took,
shall we?

How do you remember
that password?

I do a lot
of crossword puzzles.

Ah.

How do we navigate
once we're in there?

That's the trick,
isn't it?

They needed to use
the Imperceptor Vest.

We've got other options.

[Gasps, chuckles]

Put these on.

Don't take them off
under any circumstances.

Okay, this is amazing.

[Gasps]

What did I say?
Sorry.

Ah, look, there are
a few items missing--

her locket, her ring...

And her compact.

But why?

Why indeed?

[Trip-hop music]

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hey.

What you working on there?

Something I've been thinking
about for a very long time.

♪ ♪