WKRP in Cincinnati (1978–1982): Season 2, Episode 2 - For Love or Money: Part 2 - full transcript

Announcer: LAST WEEK
ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI,

BAILEY QUARTERS ASKED
JOHNNY FEVER FOR A DATE.

WELL, I HAVE TICKETS
TO THE BOGART MOVIE

AT THE UNIVERSITY
TONIGHT, AND I WAS, UH,

WONDERING IF MAYBE
YOU'D LIKE TO GO.

SURE. UH, WHO ELSE IS GOING.

WELL, JUST US, I GUESS.

SOUNDS GOOD. I'LL PICK
YOU UP HERE ABOUT 8:00?

OH, ALL RIGHT.

BUT JOHNNY FORGOT
ALL ABOUT THEIR DATE

WHEN HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND
FROM CALIFORNIA CALLED.



SO I DON'T HEAR
FROM HER FOR YEARS,

AND THEN, WHAM, OUT OF
THE BLUE, I GET THIS CALL.

- SHE WAS KIND OF SPECIAL, HUH?
- OH, YEAH, SHE WAS. (chuckles)

WE WERE TOGETHER IN L.A.,
SEE, AND THOSE WERE FINE DAYS.

IT WAS RIGHT AFTER
MY DIVORCE, SEE,

AND, WELL, BUFFY
WAS A LITTLE WEIRD.

WE JUST KIND OF WENT WITH THAT.

MM, MM. SHE GOT NICE AND WEIRD.

THEN HERB TARLEK GAVE
JOHNNY A LITTLE DATING ADVICE.

- DO NOT TAKE HER TO YOUR PLACE.
- WHY NOT?

"WHY NOT"?

NUMBER ONE, THE JOINT'S
A DUMP. NO OFFENSE.

CERTAINLY NOT.

SO JOHNNY BORROWED JENNIFER'S
APARTMENT TO IMPRESS HIS OLD FLAME.



I CAN REALLY SENSE

THAT YOU HAVE BECOME
MORE PROSPEROUS

AND, I THINK,
SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE.

CRAB PUFF?

MEANWHILE, BAILEY WAITS FOR
JOHNNY TO SHOW UP FOR THEIR DATE.

(soft rock plays)

BUT DON'T FEEL
TOO SORRY FOR HER,

FOR JOHNNY IS NOT HAVING
A VERY GOOD TIME EITHER.

(sighs) BUFFY...

- HMM?
- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

- I HAVE NEEDS.
- GREAT.

- AND I HAVE CERTAIN RIGHTS.
- SURE.

AND I HOPE YOU KNOW
THAT THERE'S NOTHING

PERSONAL IN ANY LAWSUIT.

(mouths word)

SO STAY TUNED FOR THE
RESOLUTION OF THIS MESS

ON AMERICA'S
FAVORITE RADIO STATION,

WKRP IN CINCINNATI.

♪ BABY, IF YOU'VE
EVER WONDERED ♪

♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪

♪ I'M LIVIN' ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪

♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪

♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKIN' AND UNPACKIN' ♪

♪ TOWN TO TOWN, UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪

♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪

♪ I'M AT WKRP IN CINCINNATI ♪

(soft rock plays)

♪ AFTER THE LOVE IS GONE ♪

♪ WHAT USED TO
BE RIGHT IS WRONG ♪

♪ CAN LOVE THAT'S
LOST BE FOUND? ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ AFTER THE LOVE IS GONE ♪

♪ WHAT USED TO
BE RIGHT IS WRONG ♪

♪ CAN LOVE THAT'S
LOST BE FOUND? ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ AFTER THE LOVE IS GONE ♪

♪ WHAT USED TO
BE RIGHT IS WRONG ♪

♪ CAN LOVE THAT'S
LOST BE FOUND? ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH ♪

THAT WAS A... VERY
GOOD MOVIE, WASN'T IT?

(deeper voice) YES,
YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS.

TOUCHING, BUT...
SOMEHOW NOT SENTIMENTAL.

YES, YES, I FELT THAT.

OH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO...
GO OUT FOR A DRINK?

A DRINK? THAT
WOULD BE WONDERFUL.

OH, IT WOULD BE, WOULDN'T IT?

- BAILEY?
- OH.

YES?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

SURE.

(music off)

KIND OF LATE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WAITING. JUST WAITING.

WAITING FOR WHO?

(muttering)

TRAVIS, NONE OF THIS
STUFF MAKES SENSE TO ME.

OH, HI, BAILEY.

WHAT IS SHE DOING
HERE AT THIS HOUR?

SHE'S WAITING.

OH. OH. WELL, THAT'S FINE.

THANKS A LOT, BAILEY.
YOU CAN GO NOW.

MR. CARLSON, I'M
WAITING FOR JOHNNY.

OH. HE'S COMING HERE?

NO.

FINE.

COME ON, TRAVIS, LET'S GET
THIS FINANCIAL JUNK FINISHED.

- HUH? OH, YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

POSITIVE.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

SEE YOU LATER.

PROBABLY.

(soft rock plays)

- HI.
- (gasps) BAILEY!

GEEZ. YOU SCARED
THE HELL OUT OF ME.

I'M SORRY, VENUS.

SO, BAILEY...

- YES?
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I DON'T KNOW.

ME NEITHER.

SOMETHING IN A NUT?

NO, THANKS. I'M
WAITING FOR JOHNNY.

- OH, IS HE COMING OVER HERE?
- NO.

OKAY.

- DO YOU LIKE BOGART?
- HUMPHREY? OH, YEAH.

HE'S DEAD NOW.

SO IS WARD BOND.

SHAME.

- OH, EXCUSE ME.
- OH, SURE.

YO. HEY, JOHNNY.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?

HEY, JOHNNY, CALM
DOWN. WHAT'S UP?

TAKE IT EASY. YOU'RE
TALKING... HEY, CALM DOWN.

YEAH. SUE WHO?

SUE YOU?

I'VE GOT A BAD
CONNECTION HERE, JOHNNY.

OKAY, JUST RELAX. JUST STAY
WHERE YOU ARE AND RELAX.

I'LL BE OFF THE AIR IN A FEW
MINUTES. I'LL COME RIGHT OVER.

YEAH. BUFFY? YEAH.

SOMEONE NAMED BUFFY. OKAY.

LOOK, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER,
MAN. JUST STAY COOL.

- JOHNNY.
- YEAH, HE'S OVER AT
JENNIFER'S APARTMENT.

OH.

I THINK HE'S GONE NUTS. SAYS
SOMEBODY WANTS TO SUE HIM.

WHY IS HE OVER AT JENNIFER'S?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK I'M
GONNA GET OVER THERE RIGHT AWAY.

- IS ANDY STILL HERE?
- WELL, I'LL GO.

- HOW ABOUT MR. CARLSON?
- I SAID I'LL GO.

- OKAY, WE'LL ALL GO. TAKE IT EASY.
- I AM EASY.

HMM?

(both talking at once)

VENUS, CAN WE TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

MR. CARLSON, IT IS MY JOB TO
POINT THESE THINGS OUT TO YOU.

YEAH, BUT IT'S MY MOTHER WHO KICKS
YOU-KNOW-WHO IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT

WHEN I START THROWING
MONEY AROUND.

MR. CARLSON, I AM TRYING
TO SHOW THE BEST WAY

FROM YOU-KNOW-WHO TO KEEP FROM
GETTING HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT KICKED.

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SHE
STARTS SHOUTING AT ME.

I DON'T LIKE IT MUCH
WHEN WE JUST CHAT.

- HI, BAILEY.
- YOU JUST HAVE TO
TAKE A LITTLE...

- WHY IS SHE STILL HERE?
- I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S WAITING.

OH. WELL, FINE.
NOW, VENUS, CAN I...

LET'S GET A LITTLE
LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT.

IT'S A RADIO STATION,
NOT A SUBMARINE.

LISTEN, VENUS, TRAVIS TELLS ME

THAT IF I GET THIS NEW TRANSMITTER, I
CAN SAVE MONEY ON TAXES. IS THAT RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S THE UPSIDE. YOU
GOT YOUR CAPITAL EXPENSES

TO LEVERAGE
AGAINST A TAX SAVINGS

COMPOUNDED BY THE
CAPITAL INVESTMENT CREDIT.

- I'VE TRIED TO BE CONSERVATIVE.
- HAS HE? TELL THE TRUTH.

WELL, THE DOWNSIDE
SUGGESTS LIMITATIONS

IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS
TO THE TAXABLE PROFIT.

UH-HUH. OH, YEAH. I SEE, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, SO I WAS
A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC.

HEY, A.C., WE WOULDN'T JIVE
YOU ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS, MAN.

THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, THAT'S THAT. THANKS A
LOT FOR GIVING ME THE SKINNY ON...

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DID
YOU DECIDE ABOUT THIS THING?

TRAVIS, I THINK
THE KEY WORD HERE

IS "CAUTION."

- THAT MEANS NOTHING.
- UH-HUH.

HEY, ANDY, WOULD YOU GO WITH
US OVER TO JENNIFER'S APARTMENT

TO SEE JOHNNY ABOUT SOMEBODY
NAMED BUFFY IN EIGHT MINUTES?

YEAH.

AND I'M GOING.

- OKAY, WE'RE ALL GOING.
- OKAY.

- GOOD IDEA.
- I'M GONNA HURRY. I'LL BE
OFF THE AIR IN A MINUTE.

- OKAY, I'LL WAIT.
- OKAY, I'LL HURRY.

- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.

- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.

(knock at door)

- WHO IS IT?
- (various voices answer)

I THOUGHT SO.

- YOU OKAY, MAN?
- I'M FINE, FINE. JUST SIT DOWN.

MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

LISTEN, JOHNNY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?

I'M BEING SUED BY A
PERSON NAMED BUFFY!

SOUNDS SERIOUS.

YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD
SEND OUT FOR PIZZAS.

- WHERE'S JENNIFER?
- SHE'S IN WASHINGTON.

- OH. WHO'S BUFFY?
- WHO'S RAOUL?

- ONE OF JOHNNY'S
OLD GIRLFRIENDS.
- RAOUL?

- DAFFY.
- "BUFFY."

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "BUFFY"?

HOLD IT. WAIT. ONE AT A TIME. I
WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

OKAY, LOOK,

I LIVED WITH THIS
GIRL IN CALIFORNIA

FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS,

AND NOW, HERE, IN CINCINNATI,

SHE WANTS TO SUE ME FOR HALF

OF EVERYTHING THAT I MADE
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER

IN CALIFORNIA, LIVING.

WELL, THE THING
WE NEED TO DO HERE,

AS I SEE IT, IS CALL A LAWYER.

- YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.
- YEAH, BUT IT APPLIES HERE.

JOHNNY, YOU'VE GOT
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

WHEN HER ATTORNEY FINDS OUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE
MAKING, HE'S GONNA DROP THE WHOLE THING.

LOOK, I MEAN, I KNOW

THAT THE LAWSUIT
ISN'T GONNA WORK.

MY EX-WIVES HAVE GOT
ALL THE LAWYERS TIED UP.

WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS

WHY SOMEBODY WOULD
COME OUT OF YOUR PAST

AND DO STUFF LIKE THIS TO YOU.

PEOPLE HURT EACH OTHER ALL
THE TIME WITHOUT KNOWING IT.

YEAH, I THINK SHE
KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

OH, MAYBE,

BUT SOMETIMES PEOPLE
AREN'T REALLY CRUEL,

JUST THOUGHTLESS.

SHE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I
DON'T REALLY CARE.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
GO TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT.

BAILEY, I'M SORRY.

ALL THIS STUFF JUST CAME
JUMPING OUT AT ME, YOU KNOW?

- IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
- NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.

(knock at door)

IS THAT THE PIZZAS? ALREADY?

YES?

EVERYBODY, THIS IS THE PERSON
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.

- BUFFY.
- COULD I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

SURE!

WHAT IS THIS LARGE GROUP OF
PEOPLE DOING IN YOUR APARTMENT?

IS THIS A MEETING OR SOMETHING?

NO. NO, NO.

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, BUFFY.
THESE ARE MY TRUE FRIENDS.

JOHNNY, I'M IN TURMOIL!

BIG NEWS.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, GANG,

LET'S ALL GO INTO THE KITCHEN
AND LEAVE THESE TWO ALONE.

THEY'VE GOT PERSONAL THINGS TO TALK OVER.
WE CAN WATCH THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW HERE.

GOSH, I DON'T KNOW...

- WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?
- UH, A DRINK.

- WHAT?
- UM,
BRANDY, ANYTHING, ANY...

BRANDY, ANYTHING, ANYTHING.

THIS IS ALL CHAD'S FAULT.

THIS IS BORING. WE
DON'T KNOW ANY CHAD.

UH, THEY DON'T KNOW ANY CHAD.

UH, I'LL PLAY. UH, GOSH, BUFFY,

WHO IS CHAD?

CHAD'S MY LAWYER.

WELL, ACTUALLY, HE'S...
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

WELL, ACTUALLY, HE'S...

HE'S THIS GUY I MET.

HE'S BEEN TO LAW
SCHOOL, I-I THINK.

THIS WHOLE CRAZY
THING WAS HIS IDEA.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
IT WOULDN'T WORK.

HE'S A GEMINI.

ANYHOW, HE'S GONE NOW,

- AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- WAIT A SEC. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- I CAN'T EVEN...
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

JUST WHAT DO YOU
MEAN, "HE'S GONE"?

OKAY. HE'S A GUY I
MET IN CALIFORNIA,

AND HE SAID WE COULD
MAKE SOME MONEY.

OH, BUFFY.

WELL, I LIKED THE GUY, YOU KNOW?

AND... ANYWAY, HE'S GONE NOW.

I WENT BACK TO THE
HOTEL, AND THERE WAS JUST

A LITTLE NOTE ON THE PILLOW

WHICH SAID, "FORGET IT."

WELL, HE PROBABLY
CHECKED MY CREDIT RATING.

OH!

BEFORE I LEFT CALIFORNIA,

I CONSULTED A PSYCHIC.

SHE SAID THIS WAS A NO-GO.

WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN
TO LISTEN TO MY PSYCHIC?

BUFFY? BUFFY?

LOOK, IF YOU NEED
A COUPLE OF BUCKS,

UH, I CAN PROBABLY
PUT THAT TOGETHER.

(mock laughter) YEAH. NO. NO.

NOBODY CAN DO ANYTHING ANYMORE.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

I PUT SOME POISON IN THE BRANDY.

WHICH GLASS?

UH, I DON'T KNOW. ONE OF THEM.

I DON'T FEEL VERY GOOD.

WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

I THINK I WOULD FEEL
BETTER LYING DOWN.

SURE, FINE, LIE DOWN. WHERE
DO YOU WANT ME TO SIT?

UH, OVER THERE WOULD BE PERFECT.

OKAY, FINE.

SO, YOU, UH, PUT
POISON IN THE BRANDY?

THAT'S VERY MEDIEVAL OF YOU.

THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING
SO WELL FOR ME LATELY, JOHNNY.

ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER.

WHAT KIND OF POISON WAS IT?

IF I COULD ONLY...

IF I COULD ONLY GET TO VERMONT.

IT'S REAL THERE.

YOU WANT TO HEAR "REAL"?

MY FEET ARE COLD.

LOOK, $500 IS ALL I'D NEED.

WON'T DO TOO MUCH GOOD NOW.

I MEAN, IF YOU POISONED
YOURSELF, YOU CAN'T USE IT,

AND IF YOU POISONED
ME, I CAN'T RAISE IT.

OH, MAYBE THE
PEOPLE IN THE KITCHEN.

YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO
CARRY AROUND LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

FORGET IT. I'VE TRIED.

THEN...

THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO GET THE MONEY, JOHNNY.

OKAY?

THEN WE'LL BE EVEN.

"EVEN"?

I THINK YOU'VE KILLED ME HERE.

OH, THAT WAS JUST

A HEADACHE POWDER OR SOMETHING.

"OR SOMETHING"?

YEAH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. YOU'LL BE FINE.

JUST GET THE MONEY, OKAY?

HUH? YOU'LL BE FINE.

YOU PROBABLY
WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT,

BUT YOU'LL BE FINE.

JUST GET THAT MONEY.

OTHERWISE, I JUST MAY HAVE TO

MOVE IN WITH YOU AGAIN.

I'LL GET IT SOMEHOW.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

YOU KNOW, UPSIDE DOWN,

YOUR EYES LOOK SORT OF CHINESE.

- (indistinct)
- BUFFY, BUFFY,

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU TOO.

HAVE A NICE LIFE, JOHN.

UH, HEY, EVERYBODY,
SHE'S GONE... FOR NOW.

WHAT WAS THAT PART
ABOUT HEADACHE POWDER.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA
BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT.

- THE WOMAN IS NUTS.
- OH, YEAH.

YEAH, COMPLETELY, COMPLETELY. I
SHOULD'VE REMEMBERED THAT, BOY.

I MEAN, SHE'S VERY
DRAMATIC, YOU KNOW?

SHE'LL JUST DO ANYTHING
TO GET HER WAY, YOU KNOW?

I REMEMBER ONE TIME,
BOY, WE WERE OUT,

WE WERE TAKING A TOUR
OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS,

AND SHE TRIED TO THROW
HERSELF IN FRONT OF THE TRAM, SEE?

ALL SHE WANTED WAS A COKE.

AND YOU LIVED WITH
HER FOR TWO YEARS?

YEAH, YEAH. I DIDN'T TAKE HER TO
ANY MORE AMUSEMENT PARKS, THOUGH.

WELL, IT'S PROBABLY TOO
LATE FOR A MOVIE, HUH?

- OH, YEAH.
- UH, LISTEN,

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT
GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT?

UH, YEAH.

GREAT, GREAT, GREAT,
'CAUSE I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE
YOU TO A NICE PLACE.

- OKAY.
- OKAY, GREAT. OKAY.

- TROUBLE IS, I DON'T KNOW ANY.
- OH, WELL, I DO.

- GREAT, GREAT. OKAY.
- OH!

- YOU ALL RIGHT? I HIT YOUR GLASSES.
- IT'S OKAY.

WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT, BELIEVE ME.
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS CHANCE.

I'LL TALK TO YOU GUYS LATER.
WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

THAT SEEMED TO
WORK OUT ALL RIGHT.

YEP.

WELL, KING, I THINK
THIS CASE IS CLOSED.

(whistling tune)

ANYBODY, UH, WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

NO, I THINK I'M OKAY.

WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD GO.

YEAH, YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DON'T WE HANG AROUND
HERE FOR A WHILE? THIS IS NICE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- HMM?

I'D LOVE TO SEE
JENNIFER'S BEDROOM.

OH, YEAH.

ME TOO.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT A MINUTE.

COME ON, MR. CARLSON.

AREN'T YOU JUST A
LITTLE BIT CURIOUS?

YEAH, THAT'S NOT
THE THING TO DO, GUYS.

I KNOW.

GOOD NIGHT, ADMIRAL.

YOU'RE RIGHT: THE
PRESIDENT IS AWFULLY CUTE.

WHAT? OH, NO, IT'S LATE.

NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M
JUST A LITTLE TIRED.

WHY DON'T YOU GO
DOWN TO THE RIVER?

YOU CAN WATCH THE BOATS.

- Mr. Carlson: DID YOU EVER SEE
A FOUR-POSTER THAT LOOKED...
- RAOUL, IS THAT YOU?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, BAILEY.

IF THE CIA WANTED TO
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

THEY'D ASK PERMISSION FIRST.

I AM SO SORRY, LES.

OF COURSE, YOU ARE RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
COULD'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT.

DID YOU HAVE A
GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT?

- YEAH, YEAH, I DID. AND
YOU? YOU KNOW I DID.

OF COURSE, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE
ANDY, MR. CARLSON, AND VENUS THERE.

AND I CERTAINLY DIDN'T
EXPECT TO SEE BUFFY.

HEY, BABIES.

HI, BAILEY.

- DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT?
- I DID.

I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME TOO.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER
IF BUFFY HADN'T SHOWN UP.

OH, YES, IT WOULD'VE BEEN.

- WHAT DID YOU THINK OF RAOUL?
- I DIDN'T GET TO MEET HIM.

- YOU'D LIKE HIM.
- I WOULD? OH.

OH. I GET IT.

OH, YES. I CERTAINLY DO.

YOU HAD AN ORGY LAST NIGHT.

AND I WASN'T INVITED.

WHY IS IT THAT YOU READ
CONSPIRACY INTO EVERYTHING?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WOULDN'T HAVE COME
EVEN IF YOU HAD INVITED ME.

NO, SIRREE.

LISTEN, HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?

I'M BUSY.

I'M BUSY TOO.

- WELL, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
- OH, I HOPE SO.

- ME TOO.
- ME TOO.

- BYE.
- BYE.

HIYA, BAILEY. HOW'S
YOUR SEX LIFE?

GREAT.

SHE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?

OH, HERB, IT'S ALL SO SORDID.

(rock music plays)

(man singing, indistinct)

(meows)