Victor & Valentino (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 17 - It Grows - full transcript
As everyone celebrates Valentino for growing his first facial hair, a jealous Vic resorts to magical methods to grow a mustache and compete for attention.
Aah!
- -Whoa!
- -Whoa!
-iAy, mira!
-Ohhhh!
- Congratulations, - mi nieto.
- I knew this day - would come,
The day you finally grew
your first mustache hair,
tu bigote.
You're becoming a man!
Please, please,
it's no big deal.
No big deal, huh?
Well, I'm just as much
a man as Val.
I'll show them.
- Anybody need me
- to open a jar?
That's child's play.
Anybody need help
changing their oil?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I'll get the door.
What a gentleman!
Qué lindo.
Delivery for Chata.
- It just arrived
- this mor... Whoa!
Well,
pardon me, señor.
I see you're looking
a little shaggy.
Oh, this?
Yeah, it's no big deal.
A part of being a man
- is learning to groom
- yourself, huh?
- We've gotta - get you a razor.
See, that's what I was tryin'
to tell young Val, here.
Men like us,
we gotta stay groomed.
- Get down - from that table!
- Yes, sir.
- Sorry, sir.
Ay, igracias!
- I've been - expecting this.
- Oh, Don, - do you mind
Taking them for a boys'
trip to the salon?
Oh, you mean,
a man's trip?
Yeah!
- Maybe, uh,
- we can get some soap
To wash that dirt
off your face, too, hmm?
Let's go!
-Come on, Vic.
Well, it's important
to get the right razor.
- There's a big
- selection here,
So, uh,
let's take a look.
I don't like
this cut at all.
- Excuse me.
- Ey, look it.
- Would you mind taking
- a little bit more
- off the top, - or what?
Secret hair-growing formula?
- And this razor's
- for you,Valentino,
- To keep that 'stache
- under control.
Thanks so much, Don!
IVámonos, niños!
- Nah, I'm gonna - stick around
And do other, manly
activities that are
manlier than your
manly things.
Shave ya later!
"Shave you later."
I'll shave you.
- Is anybody gonna come
- and fix my hair?
- Can't be seen in public
- like this.
Now's my chance!
Heh heh.
Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?
I, uh,
I'm gathering hair.
Hair?
- There's some!
- Yeah,
It's for
a personal project.
Ew, creepy!
I like it.
Uhhh, okay.
Anyway,
I gotta go.
Hmm, Maria Teresa used
just one drop,
so I'll just use one.
Yes!
Just wait 'til everyone
checks out
this Vic-stache.
-iAdiós!
-Bye-bye!
Hey, Grandma.
Hey, Val.
Vic, is that you,
- under all that - mustache?
Victor has a bigote, too?
IAyyy!
Mis dos niños
son tan maduros.
Anh,
it's no big deal.
Hey!
Hmm.
Anh.
- Sorry, don't wanna - mess up
Your tiny,
baby mustache.
Just finish.
Zzz!
Zzz!
Uhh! Huh?
Whoa!
Maturing into full
manhood was easy.
Full manhood?
What did you do, Vic?
Don't body-shame me,
Val.
[ Whimsical-suspenseful
Hukkh, ptoo!
- You're ready - this early?
What can I say?
Thanks to my mustache,
I'm a new man.
Mmm!
Huh? Waaaah!
Unh!
Ah.
Is that an adoring fan
coming now?
Oh, wait.
It's my biggest fan.
Hiya, Val.
What's the matter,
- your upper lip
- getting chilly?
- I know you stole - this tonic
From Maria Teresa!
- This is how you grew
- that mustache, isn't it?!
Valentino,
I know it's like you
to get all jealous,
but false accusations?
I thought you were
better than that.
Hmm!
- Hmph!
- Uh, okay,
- So I stole the stinking
- hair juice
- From Maria Teresa.
- What do you care?
- That thing is - outta control!
I mean, look at it!
- It's bigger - than you are!
I know.
Isn't it sweet?
I'm just saying,
maybe you should consider
trimming it back?
- I brought a razor
- for you to...
Hey!
Whoa!
Vic, put me down!
Put me down, right
now-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Uah!
Heh, what a nerd.
Hey, wait a minute!
Did I tell you to toss
Val into the lake?
- Don't forget who's boss
- around here!
Ow!
- Hey, you should be
- listening to me!
I grew you!
I'm basically your
da-a-a-a-d!
Huahhhhhng!
Ahhh.
Time to save Victor, again.
Hmm.
- I think she'll like
- Lavender Secrets best.
Huh!
Hey, ah, put me
- dow-ow-ow-ow-ow... ow-ow-n!
- Uh, no, - it's cool, you guys.
I'm just, uh,
giving you a ride.
Hey! This isn't good
for my lumbar.
IHijole!
-Ahhhhhhh!
That's not
for you-ou-ou-ou!
Enh. Mmmmm.
Hmm, shortsighted Victor
always has to go and...
Aah!
I didn't do it!
Hey, Vic!
What's goin' on?
I thought you had this
under control.
Oh, no,
I totally do,
100% under control.
Hey, my cart!
Uh, I meant
to do that?
Aaaaah!
Blargh!
- Wait.
- I bet it's looking
For more of Maria Teresa's
hair juice!
- Hold on!
- You mean this?
- Oh, wow!
- Look at that branding!
Very professional.
Hmm?
Uh, Val?
Aaaaah!
- Maybe after this,
- we can all go
Get ice cream.
This is on purpose!
- Victor, don't worry!
- I'll save you!
- Yipes!
- Broken glass!
- Seems dangerous.
- Hold on!
Victor, don't worry!
I-I'll save you!
- So you're the one
- who stole my tonic!
- I'm surprised - it even worked
- on a babyface - like you.
IAy!
Cut it out, Victor!
- Or I'm gonna - cut it off.
- Val, we talked - about this.
You're just jealous
of my amazing mustache.
- Fine.
- Then it's
Adiós, Mustacho.
Hahyah! Hah!
Nyeh! Enh!
My manhood!
Unh! Aah!
- Hey, thief,
- let go of my purse!
Ay!
What are you doing?
- Put me down!
- Hey, hey, hey,
- that doesn't - belong to you.
- That formula's very
- expensive to make
And I hope you...
Uh-oh.
Oh!
- I'm too dainty
- for adventure.
- IAy!
- -iAbuela!
Mis nietos, help me!
IAy!
- We'll save you, - Abuela!
This is bad!
This is ver-y bad!
- Why does this
- keep happening?
- I can't do this - every week.
I'm just a kid!
I'm exhausted
- and I feel like
- my head is spinning!
Wait, spinning, right!
- Pineapple, - Charlene, wait!
- I know how
- to save your grandma!
Huh? What do we do?
Just follow my lead
and grab a strand!
Aah!
Now what?
- Start running
- around the base.
- -Uh, Pine.
- -Whee!
I gotta do more cardio.
What the...?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- IAy!
It's working!
Yah!
Aah!
Ohh aaaaah!
Aah! Aah!
Yeah!
Valentino.
Don't worry, Vic!
I'm comin'!
Come on! Come on!
Yes!
Val, help me!
- It's okay.
- I'm here.
- Get it off me, - please.
You were right.
- I'm not grown up - enough
To handle
this sick mustache.
Oh, Vic, you're
growing up already.
I'm proud of you.
Wha?
It's up to you,
Victor-r-r!
Valentino!
Ahh!
Almost got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Annhh.
Heee, ha!
Got it!
Goodbye,
my friend.
Ooh.
Waah! Agh!
- Victor!
- Are you all right?!
Victor!
Victor,
I'm so glad you're okay
and, uh, uhh!
Maybe Don can give us
some shaving lessons.
Thanks, Val, but,
- I think - I got it covered.
- -Whoa!
- -Whoa!
-iAy, mira!
-Ohhhh!
- Congratulations, - mi nieto.
- I knew this day - would come,
The day you finally grew
your first mustache hair,
tu bigote.
You're becoming a man!
Please, please,
it's no big deal.
No big deal, huh?
Well, I'm just as much
a man as Val.
I'll show them.
- Anybody need me
- to open a jar?
That's child's play.
Anybody need help
changing their oil?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I'll get the door.
What a gentleman!
Qué lindo.
Delivery for Chata.
- It just arrived
- this mor... Whoa!
Well,
pardon me, señor.
I see you're looking
a little shaggy.
Oh, this?
Yeah, it's no big deal.
A part of being a man
- is learning to groom
- yourself, huh?
- We've gotta - get you a razor.
See, that's what I was tryin'
to tell young Val, here.
Men like us,
we gotta stay groomed.
- Get down - from that table!
- Yes, sir.
- Sorry, sir.
Ay, igracias!
- I've been - expecting this.
- Oh, Don, - do you mind
Taking them for a boys'
trip to the salon?
Oh, you mean,
a man's trip?
Yeah!
- Maybe, uh,
- we can get some soap
To wash that dirt
off your face, too, hmm?
Let's go!
-Come on, Vic.
Well, it's important
to get the right razor.
- There's a big
- selection here,
So, uh,
let's take a look.
I don't like
this cut at all.
- Excuse me.
- Ey, look it.
- Would you mind taking
- a little bit more
- off the top, - or what?
Secret hair-growing formula?
- And this razor's
- for you,Valentino,
- To keep that 'stache
- under control.
Thanks so much, Don!
IVámonos, niños!
- Nah, I'm gonna - stick around
And do other, manly
activities that are
manlier than your
manly things.
Shave ya later!
"Shave you later."
I'll shave you.
- Is anybody gonna come
- and fix my hair?
- Can't be seen in public
- like this.
Now's my chance!
Heh heh.
Hey, Victor.
What are you doing?
I, uh,
I'm gathering hair.
Hair?
- There's some!
- Yeah,
It's for
a personal project.
Ew, creepy!
I like it.
Uhhh, okay.
Anyway,
I gotta go.
Hmm, Maria Teresa used
just one drop,
so I'll just use one.
Yes!
Just wait 'til everyone
checks out
this Vic-stache.
-iAdiós!
-Bye-bye!
Hey, Grandma.
Hey, Val.
Vic, is that you,
- under all that - mustache?
Victor has a bigote, too?
IAyyy!
Mis dos niños
son tan maduros.
Anh,
it's no big deal.
Hey!
Hmm.
Anh.
- Sorry, don't wanna - mess up
Your tiny,
baby mustache.
Just finish.
Zzz!
Zzz!
Uhh! Huh?
Whoa!
Maturing into full
manhood was easy.
Full manhood?
What did you do, Vic?
Don't body-shame me,
Val.
[ Whimsical-suspenseful
Hukkh, ptoo!
- You're ready - this early?
What can I say?
Thanks to my mustache,
I'm a new man.
Mmm!
Huh? Waaaah!
Unh!
Ah.
Is that an adoring fan
coming now?
Oh, wait.
It's my biggest fan.
Hiya, Val.
What's the matter,
- your upper lip
- getting chilly?
- I know you stole - this tonic
From Maria Teresa!
- This is how you grew
- that mustache, isn't it?!
Valentino,
I know it's like you
to get all jealous,
but false accusations?
I thought you were
better than that.
Hmm!
- Hmph!
- Uh, okay,
- So I stole the stinking
- hair juice
- From Maria Teresa.
- What do you care?
- That thing is - outta control!
I mean, look at it!
- It's bigger - than you are!
I know.
Isn't it sweet?
I'm just saying,
maybe you should consider
trimming it back?
- I brought a razor
- for you to...
Hey!
Whoa!
Vic, put me down!
Put me down, right
now-ow-ow-ow-ow!
Uah!
Heh, what a nerd.
Hey, wait a minute!
Did I tell you to toss
Val into the lake?
- Don't forget who's boss
- around here!
Ow!
- Hey, you should be
- listening to me!
I grew you!
I'm basically your
da-a-a-a-d!
Huahhhhhng!
Ahhh.
Time to save Victor, again.
Hmm.
- I think she'll like
- Lavender Secrets best.
Huh!
Hey, ah, put me
- dow-ow-ow-ow-ow... ow-ow-n!
- Uh, no, - it's cool, you guys.
I'm just, uh,
giving you a ride.
Hey! This isn't good
for my lumbar.
IHijole!
-Ahhhhhhh!
That's not
for you-ou-ou-ou!
Enh. Mmmmm.
Hmm, shortsighted Victor
always has to go and...
Aah!
I didn't do it!
Hey, Vic!
What's goin' on?
I thought you had this
under control.
Oh, no,
I totally do,
100% under control.
Hey, my cart!
Uh, I meant
to do that?
Aaaaah!
Blargh!
- Wait.
- I bet it's looking
For more of Maria Teresa's
hair juice!
- Hold on!
- You mean this?
- Oh, wow!
- Look at that branding!
Very professional.
Hmm?
Uh, Val?
Aaaaah!
- Maybe after this,
- we can all go
Get ice cream.
This is on purpose!
- Victor, don't worry!
- I'll save you!
- Yipes!
- Broken glass!
- Seems dangerous.
- Hold on!
Victor, don't worry!
I-I'll save you!
- So you're the one
- who stole my tonic!
- I'm surprised - it even worked
- on a babyface - like you.
IAy!
Cut it out, Victor!
- Or I'm gonna - cut it off.
- Val, we talked - about this.
You're just jealous
of my amazing mustache.
- Fine.
- Then it's
Adiós, Mustacho.
Hahyah! Hah!
Nyeh! Enh!
My manhood!
Unh! Aah!
- Hey, thief,
- let go of my purse!
Ay!
What are you doing?
- Put me down!
- Hey, hey, hey,
- that doesn't - belong to you.
- That formula's very
- expensive to make
And I hope you...
Uh-oh.
Oh!
- I'm too dainty
- for adventure.
- IAy!
- -iAbuela!
Mis nietos, help me!
IAy!
- We'll save you, - Abuela!
This is bad!
This is ver-y bad!
- Why does this
- keep happening?
- I can't do this - every week.
I'm just a kid!
I'm exhausted
- and I feel like
- my head is spinning!
Wait, spinning, right!
- Pineapple, - Charlene, wait!
- I know how
- to save your grandma!
Huh? What do we do?
Just follow my lead
and grab a strand!
Aah!
Now what?
- Start running
- around the base.
- -Uh, Pine.
- -Whee!
I gotta do more cardio.
What the...?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- IAy!
It's working!
Yah!
Aah!
Ohh aaaaah!
Aah! Aah!
Yeah!
Valentino.
Don't worry, Vic!
I'm comin'!
Come on! Come on!
Yes!
Val, help me!
- It's okay.
- I'm here.
- Get it off me, - please.
You were right.
- I'm not grown up - enough
To handle
this sick mustache.
Oh, Vic, you're
growing up already.
I'm proud of you.
Wha?
It's up to you,
Victor-r-r!
Valentino!
Ahh!
Almost got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Annhh.
Heee, ha!
Got it!
Goodbye,
my friend.
Ooh.
Waah! Agh!
- Victor!
- Are you all right?!
Victor!
Victor,
I'm so glad you're okay
and, uh, uhh!
Maybe Don can give us
some shaving lessons.
Thanks, Val, but,
- I think - I got it covered.