Victor & Valentino (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 15 - Cuddle Monster - full transcript
After being told by Chata that they can't get a pet, Vic & Val adopt a wild lizard, unaware of its magical properties, and decide to keep it secret from Chata.
[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
Awww. I want that one.
It's so cute.
Bah.
It's too cute.
Sick! That one's trying
to eat the cute one.
I want him.
Oh, man. You think Grandma will
let us have a pet?
Are you kidding,
Victor?
Between your
incessant badgering
and my exceptional
ability to reason,
Grandma will be
a pushover.
Que no!
I already have
too many mouths to feed.
Besides, a pet is always
more work than you think.
We can do it, Grandma.
We're really responsible.
Well, I'm
really responsible.
No. I will hear
no more of this.
You already have a pet.
Huitzi.
[ Trilling ]
Huitzi?
That ugly bird?
He's not cool-looking enough
to be a pet.
Ow!
Hmph!
Enough, niños.
My favorite radio novela,
"Escandalo," is about to start.
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
I'm so upset I can't even move.
Pass me an apple, Vic.
[ Chomping ]
I said
pass me an apple.
I'm in a very dark place
right now,
and I don't appreciate you
taking that tone with me.
Besides, I rolled one
over to you already.
What?
Whoa.
A lizard.
Aah!
[ Chomping, burps ]
Hungry little guy,
aren't ya?
Super cool birthmarks.
[ Purring ]
Spikes? Now this is
my kind of pet.
Let's keep him, Val.
What?
We can't keep it.
Grandma said no pets.
[ Laughing ]
He's cuddling you.
Let's name you
Cuddles.
You're gonna be
our new pet, Cuddles.
Now, let's figure out
your natural environment
and specific
dietary needs.
You brought a book?
You always carry around
such nerdy things.
It's an
animal encyclopedia.
Fetch, Cuddles!
Good boy!
Hmm...Cuddles' features don't
look like any of these lizards.
Well, Don Jalapeño has
that weird book
with weird things in it.
That's true.
Let's see what ol' Donny J
has to say.
What kind of weirdo animal
are we talking about, hmm?
He looked like this.
Hmm...red leg stripes,
black spikes,
unusual leg markings.
You saw this?!
Uh, yes?
I don't believe you!
But if you did...
Yes!
The book!
DON: ...what you saw
was a relative
of the legendary lake monster,
Cipactli.
Legend has it that
the Cipactli's body
was torn asunder to create
the Heavens and the Earth.
Its descendents now live
in the waters Monte Macabre,
though few have seen them.
Whoa! Whoa!
Does it say was this "Cipactli"
is supposed to eat?
Oh, it eats,
all right...
but only plants.
If it eats
something unnatural
like that sugary junk
you kids eat,
it becomes insatiable.
Natural food --
Got it.
[ Sputtering ]
Hey, why you
making those faces?!
This is
serious stuff!
I better not find you messing
with this creature, huh?
Got it, uh, d-don't mess
with the creature.
Got to go!
Thanks for your help!
Hmmm...
very suspicious.
Man: I must leave you,
Esmerelda, mi amor.
I cannot deny the call
of the open sea.
Thank you, Huitzi.
That Antonio is
such a scoundrel.
Eh? Is that
my niños I hear?
Uh, h-hey, Abuela.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Uh, w-we're going
upstairs to, uh...
tell each other how much
we love each other!
What delightful boys.
I'm such
a good grandmother.
[ Trills with suspicion ]
We're totally responsible enough
to take care of Cuddles.
[ Chuckles ]
Go! Go! Go!
You almost got it!
[ Groaning ]
[ Barfs ]
Whoa. Sorry, buddy.
I guess I got you too dizzy.
Vic, stop tormenting
Cuddles!
Come on.
Here you, little guy.
Just like home.
And for dinner, some scrumptious
leafy lake moss.
And I'm gonna add Captain Lucha
to keep him company.
Hey!
Play nice!
Good night, Cuddles.
[ Smooches ]
Goodnight.
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Cuddles fussing ]
Wha--
All right. All right.
You hungry?
Uhh, here. Have this.
[ Snores ]
Aah!
[ Bubbling ]
[ Slurps ]
[ Burps, sizzles ]
♪♪
♪♪
Ehh.
[ Snorting ]
[ Slurps ]
[ Laughs ]
Grandma!
It's too early
for morning kisses.
[ Gasps ]
Victor!
I'm up! I'm up!
What happened?
Whoa!
He seems bigger.
And he's grown
all these mouths.
Cool!
Hey, my Captain Lucha's
missing!
Did you feel Cuddles
anything last night --
anything unnatural?
Uh, [chuckles nervously]
sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
[ Burps ]
Ow! Soda?
Soda is not
a natural food, Vic!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
It's naturally delicious?
Chata: Niños!
Time for breakfast!
You really think
that'll hold him?
Uhh, yeah.
Sure it will.
Don't worry, boy.
We'll be back soon.
Bye, Cuddles.
You boys were so quiet
up there,
I was worried you
were up to something.
But now I see my niños
were just hungry.
Yeah. I can't get enough
of these chilaquiles.
Yeah, so hungry!
Mmm!
Ahh!
[ Squelch! ]
It warms my heart
to see my niños
with such
healthy appetites.
[ Rumble ]
What was that?!
Bye, Grandma!
Thanks for breakfast!
[ Cuddles whimpers ]
[ Chomp! ]
♪♪
Train goes in the tunnel.
Choo-choo.
Whoa!
[ Whimpers ]
I think
he's still hungry.
MAN:
Mi hermosa Esmerelda!
Mi corazon
late solo por ti!
Here you go, Cuddles.
All the natural food
in the house.
♪♪
♪♪
Oh...my.
B-But he ate
all the food.
He can't still
be hungry, right?
♪♪
Hello, niños. Sounds like you're
in a hurry for something.
Both: Uhh...
Oh, yeah, Abuela.
We were in a big hurry.
Yeah, we were
in a big rush
to go do some
crazy lounging, Grandma.
Have you two see Huitzi?
What is all
the banging around?
Uhh, uhh...clapping!
That's us clapping!
A-And dancing!
'Cause we have so much joy
in our hearts!
So -- Ugh!
Much -- Ugh!
Joy!
Ugh!
[ Trilling ]
♪♪
Wonderful.
Well, have fun, niños.
Your abuela is going to
take a nice relaxing bath.
Send Huitzi up to sing to me
if you find him.
Of course!
Totally count on us.
I'm blessed with such
well-behaved boys.
[ Trilling ]
♪♪
♪♪
Cuddles is destroying
Grandma's house!
Don't worry, Val.
I got this.
[ Grunting ]
♪♪
Victor,
what are you doing?!
Relax, Val.
I got Cuddles right
where I want him.
[ Grunts ]
[ Trilling ]
Vic, you're
making it worse.
Huitzi.
I got you.
Huh?
[ Snarls ]
♪♪
Whoa.
Great save, Vic.
Huitzi.
You're free!
Pbht!
[ Chomp, gulp ]
Huitzi!! Huitzi!!
No!
I'm coming, Huitzi!
Hold on!
I've got you!
Spit him out!
Spit him out?
That's it!
♪♪
Victor,
make Cuddles dizzy.
Looks good,
doesn't it, Cuddles?
You want it?
Then you got to work for it.
♪♪
Aaaah, It's working!
Huitzi!
[ Grunts ]
Huitzi!
Oh, no!
Abuela was right.
We're nit responsible enough to
take care of our own pet!
Come on, Huitzi.
Open up those little eyes!
[ Trilling ]
Aaah!
Ow!
Ow!
Aw, man.
Look at what we've done.
[ Sighs ]
You know what we have to do.
Go on!
Get out of here!
[ Whimpers ]
Go on,
you beautiful beast!
[ Crying ]
[ Burps ]
We'll never
forget you!
♪♪
Goodbye, my friend.
All this time, I thought
Cuddles was tickling my tummy,
but he was really
tickling my heart!
[ Crying ]
So, you want
to be tickled, huh?
Stop, Vic!
[ Laughing ]
Chata: Boys! What have you done
to my house?!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]
[ Bang! ]
[ Both grunt ]
♪♪
[ Roars ]
Aah!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
♪♪
[ Chuckles ]
Awww. I want that one.
It's so cute.
Bah.
It's too cute.
Sick! That one's trying
to eat the cute one.
I want him.
Oh, man. You think Grandma will
let us have a pet?
Are you kidding,
Victor?
Between your
incessant badgering
and my exceptional
ability to reason,
Grandma will be
a pushover.
Que no!
I already have
too many mouths to feed.
Besides, a pet is always
more work than you think.
We can do it, Grandma.
We're really responsible.
Well, I'm
really responsible.
No. I will hear
no more of this.
You already have a pet.
Huitzi.
[ Trilling ]
Huitzi?
That ugly bird?
He's not cool-looking enough
to be a pet.
Ow!
Hmph!
Enough, niños.
My favorite radio novela,
"Escandalo," is about to start.
♪♪
[ Sighs ]
I'm so upset I can't even move.
Pass me an apple, Vic.
[ Chomping ]
I said
pass me an apple.
I'm in a very dark place
right now,
and I don't appreciate you
taking that tone with me.
Besides, I rolled one
over to you already.
What?
Whoa.
A lizard.
Aah!
[ Chomping, burps ]
Hungry little guy,
aren't ya?
Super cool birthmarks.
[ Purring ]
Spikes? Now this is
my kind of pet.
Let's keep him, Val.
What?
We can't keep it.
Grandma said no pets.
[ Laughing ]
He's cuddling you.
Let's name you
Cuddles.
You're gonna be
our new pet, Cuddles.
Now, let's figure out
your natural environment
and specific
dietary needs.
You brought a book?
You always carry around
such nerdy things.
It's an
animal encyclopedia.
Fetch, Cuddles!
Good boy!
Hmm...Cuddles' features don't
look like any of these lizards.
Well, Don Jalapeño has
that weird book
with weird things in it.
That's true.
Let's see what ol' Donny J
has to say.
What kind of weirdo animal
are we talking about, hmm?
He looked like this.
Hmm...red leg stripes,
black spikes,
unusual leg markings.
You saw this?!
Uh, yes?
I don't believe you!
But if you did...
Yes!
The book!
DON: ...what you saw
was a relative
of the legendary lake monster,
Cipactli.
Legend has it that
the Cipactli's body
was torn asunder to create
the Heavens and the Earth.
Its descendents now live
in the waters Monte Macabre,
though few have seen them.
Whoa! Whoa!
Does it say was this "Cipactli"
is supposed to eat?
Oh, it eats,
all right...
but only plants.
If it eats
something unnatural
like that sugary junk
you kids eat,
it becomes insatiable.
Natural food --
Got it.
[ Sputtering ]
Hey, why you
making those faces?!
This is
serious stuff!
I better not find you messing
with this creature, huh?
Got it, uh, d-don't mess
with the creature.
Got to go!
Thanks for your help!
Hmmm...
very suspicious.
Man: I must leave you,
Esmerelda, mi amor.
I cannot deny the call
of the open sea.
Thank you, Huitzi.
That Antonio is
such a scoundrel.
Eh? Is that
my niños I hear?
Uh, h-hey, Abuela.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Uh, w-we're going
upstairs to, uh...
tell each other how much
we love each other!
What delightful boys.
I'm such
a good grandmother.
[ Trills with suspicion ]
We're totally responsible enough
to take care of Cuddles.
[ Chuckles ]
Go! Go! Go!
You almost got it!
[ Groaning ]
[ Barfs ]
Whoa. Sorry, buddy.
I guess I got you too dizzy.
Vic, stop tormenting
Cuddles!
Come on.
Here you, little guy.
Just like home.
And for dinner, some scrumptious
leafy lake moss.
And I'm gonna add Captain Lucha
to keep him company.
Hey!
Play nice!
Good night, Cuddles.
[ Smooches ]
Goodnight.
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Cuddles fussing ]
Wha--
All right. All right.
You hungry?
Uhh, here. Have this.
[ Snores ]
Aah!
[ Bubbling ]
[ Slurps ]
[ Burps, sizzles ]
♪♪
♪♪
Ehh.
[ Snorting ]
[ Slurps ]
[ Laughs ]
Grandma!
It's too early
for morning kisses.
[ Gasps ]
Victor!
I'm up! I'm up!
What happened?
Whoa!
He seems bigger.
And he's grown
all these mouths.
Cool!
Hey, my Captain Lucha's
missing!
Did you feel Cuddles
anything last night --
anything unnatural?
Uh, [chuckles nervously]
sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
[ Burps ]
Ow! Soda?
Soda is not
a natural food, Vic!
[ Chuckles nervously ]
It's naturally delicious?
Chata: Niños!
Time for breakfast!
You really think
that'll hold him?
Uhh, yeah.
Sure it will.
Don't worry, boy.
We'll be back soon.
Bye, Cuddles.
You boys were so quiet
up there,
I was worried you
were up to something.
But now I see my niños
were just hungry.
Yeah. I can't get enough
of these chilaquiles.
Yeah, so hungry!
Mmm!
Ahh!
[ Squelch! ]
It warms my heart
to see my niños
with such
healthy appetites.
[ Rumble ]
What was that?!
Bye, Grandma!
Thanks for breakfast!
[ Cuddles whimpers ]
[ Chomp! ]
♪♪
Train goes in the tunnel.
Choo-choo.
Whoa!
[ Whimpers ]
I think
he's still hungry.
MAN:
Mi hermosa Esmerelda!
Mi corazon
late solo por ti!
Here you go, Cuddles.
All the natural food
in the house.
♪♪
♪♪
Oh...my.
B-But he ate
all the food.
He can't still
be hungry, right?
♪♪
Hello, niños. Sounds like you're
in a hurry for something.
Both: Uhh...
Oh, yeah, Abuela.
We were in a big hurry.
Yeah, we were
in a big rush
to go do some
crazy lounging, Grandma.
Have you two see Huitzi?
What is all
the banging around?
Uhh, uhh...clapping!
That's us clapping!
A-And dancing!
'Cause we have so much joy
in our hearts!
So -- Ugh!
Much -- Ugh!
Joy!
Ugh!
[ Trilling ]
♪♪
Wonderful.
Well, have fun, niños.
Your abuela is going to
take a nice relaxing bath.
Send Huitzi up to sing to me
if you find him.
Of course!
Totally count on us.
I'm blessed with such
well-behaved boys.
[ Trilling ]
♪♪
♪♪
Cuddles is destroying
Grandma's house!
Don't worry, Val.
I got this.
[ Grunting ]
♪♪
Victor,
what are you doing?!
Relax, Val.
I got Cuddles right
where I want him.
[ Grunts ]
[ Trilling ]
Vic, you're
making it worse.
Huitzi.
I got you.
Huh?
[ Snarls ]
♪♪
Whoa.
Great save, Vic.
Huitzi.
You're free!
Pbht!
[ Chomp, gulp ]
Huitzi!! Huitzi!!
No!
I'm coming, Huitzi!
Hold on!
I've got you!
Spit him out!
Spit him out?
That's it!
♪♪
Victor,
make Cuddles dizzy.
Looks good,
doesn't it, Cuddles?
You want it?
Then you got to work for it.
♪♪
Aaaah, It's working!
Huitzi!
[ Grunts ]
Huitzi!
Oh, no!
Abuela was right.
We're nit responsible enough to
take care of our own pet!
Come on, Huitzi.
Open up those little eyes!
[ Trilling ]
Aaah!
Ow!
Ow!
Aw, man.
Look at what we've done.
[ Sighs ]
You know what we have to do.
Go on!
Get out of here!
[ Whimpers ]
Go on,
you beautiful beast!
[ Crying ]
[ Burps ]
We'll never
forget you!
♪♪
Goodbye, my friend.
All this time, I thought
Cuddles was tickling my tummy,
but he was really
tickling my heart!
[ Crying ]
So, you want
to be tickled, huh?
Stop, Vic!
[ Laughing ]
Chata: Boys! What have you done
to my house?!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Both laughing ]