Valeria (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - El paquete - full transcript

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

You haven't even told me your name...

- Johnny. Johnny!
- Johnny?

Johnny! Oh!

- Johnny, yes.
- Oh, I love it, Johnny!

- Johnny!
- Oh, Johnny!

Come on, Johnny!

Yes!

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪



♪ Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay ♪

♪ Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay ♪

♪ Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
Pa-pa-boom-boom ♪

♪ Skibidi pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪

♪ Skibidi pa-pa
Skibidi boom-boom, ay ♪

♪ Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom, ay ♪

♪ Skibidi boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
Pa-pa-boom-boom ♪

♪ Skibidi ♪

BASED ON THE NOVELS
BY ELÍSABET BENAVENT

- You partied hard in the end.
- Yeah.

- Did you have fun?
- Mm.



And you? How was last night?

Me?

Fine, fine. Had fun with the guys.

They say they had a blast in Ibiza.

Everything all right?

Too many drinks.

There's juice in the fridge.

But they say beer is best for a hangover.

Do you like it? Or is it too much
for a YouTubers' convention?

You look handsome.

Yeah.

You should get in bed.

Although they might call. I'm...

expecting a package.

Do you mind
staying home and waiting?

Don't worry. I'm not leaving.

Mm.

Okay.

DESPICABLE - VILE - INSECT
- BETRAYAL - SLUT

FRAGILE

7. THE PACKAGE

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey, let's go... ♪

What are you doing here?

What if Adri were here?

Okay, yes, I confess
I was putting it off because...

because...

Well, you know why.

You feel the same.

Hey, come to my place tomorrow,
and we'll have breakfast.

Adri isn't home.

So we can talk about this in person.

Breakfast?

- No.
- No?

Do you want to go out somewhere?

No. No, I can't.
Really, Víctor, maybe another day.

Hey, they eat breakfast in novels too.
You can't starve your male character.

I'm starving.

Hey... Remember those tree air fresheners
our parents had in their cars?

- Hanging from rear-view mirrors.
- Exactly.

Well, maybe we could send
those air fresheners with our claim,

"Air fresheners are
no longer air fresheners."

- You mean send them by mail?
- Yes.

- To every consumer?
- Yes.

- Old-school snail mail?
- Yes.

Yes, because then you know
they get the message.

And it's something
they... can touch and smell.

But do people still check their mail?

Right...

Yeah, no, you're right.
It's an old-fashioned idea.

No, the concept's cool, you know.
But we need to tweak it...

No, it's a shitty idea. Period.

Here we go again.

You're acting just like the other day.

What?

Look, I'm not going to feel bad
because you have good ideas.

Oh...

Okay, well...

sorry.

You don't have to say you're sorry
every five minutes.

I'm not angry.

Okay.

Dinner at mine tonight?

I don't know yet.

You are angry.

That's your problem, always mixing
the personal with the professional.

It sucks.

- Sorry.
- Where are you going?

Home. To work.
Because today... it's not really flowing.

"The millennial woman
is precise but not obsessive,

restrained but not submissive,

cautious but not paranoid."

Paranoid? For real?
What's that shit about?

I can't read it. They want us to believe
expert sociologists did this study.

As if it were a demographic study
affecting all the female population.

- We have to do something.
- I would burn them all.

Something more modern
than the Inquisition?

- Harassment.
- What?

I'd harass the publishers...
with graffiti.

Or, I don't know,
throw rotten meat at their door.

That reeks.

Something that really bothers them.

- No, it's not our policy.
- Well, okay, but...

I think we can troll the publishers
on Twitter.

- That'll be enough.
- Mm.

Well, I don't think
Gloria's idea is that bad. The graffiti.

So, you don't want to demonstrate
because going on the streets is silly,

but you want to graffiti the front
of a publishing house.

Exactly.

I think this magazine is humiliating us,
and we should do the same to them.

Yeah. But that goes against
the association, the community and us.

So what do we stand for?

You should know. You coordinate
the association's community.

Well, you think I was chosen
for other reasons, right?

Lola!

Lola.

Do you know what harassment is?

When someone follows you to your house.

I need to talk to you.

- You're ridiculous.
- Can we get a coffee?

- Lola, please!
- Look, you can fool Dani, but not me.

Let's have a coffee, and I'll explain.

See that bar there?

They have a breakfast menu.
The coffee is great,

but their juice isn't freshly squeezed.

It's almost as fake as you.

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

I love... my cup.

Right...

- I didn't want to do the dishes and...
- Yeah.

I can't touch
any of Adrián's stuff. Got it.

Excuse me.

How are you?

Very hungover.

Yeah.

Me too.

I also think we're putting it off.

Remember, in Valencia, when you asked me
what I wanted from you?

Yeah...

Get to know you.

Really.

See if there's something more.

And there is.

And... that scares me a bit.

What about you?

I feel different with you.

Different?

Yes, uh... but in a good way...

Like...

like you inspire me.

You give me ideas.

You encouraged me to finish my novel.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

For breakfast.

They don't have breakfast in novels.

- No?
- No.

- Hm.
- It's the most boring part.

So...

I always skip it.

Aah...

And...

what would you write...

now?

Well...

Shit, the package.

What package?

- Yes?
- Val! It's me, Carmen!

- I sent a thousand messages.
- Uh... I can't find my phone.

CAUGHT - HIDE - RUN!

Okay, when you were starting out
with Adri,

did you make up problems then too?

Yes, I guess. Like everybody else, right?

No, not like everybody. I'm crazy.

All I can think about is
that he's going to dump me.

- Why?
- That's insecurity and fear.

- Yes, fear. But what am I afraid of?
- Well...

- Um...
- Hey, can I? I'm anxious.

Sure...

Well, you're afraid of losing him.

We do lots of dumb shit
when we like someone.

Especially when we're drunk.

Are we talking about me?

Yes... yes, of course...

- Hmm.
- Oh.

Should I go to the office and talk to him?

Talk, talk! We spend our whole lives

- talking things over, Carmen.
- Oh.

If two people feel something,
they don't need words.

Shit, if you like someone,
then... then you like them, and that's it.

You can't plan these things.
They just happen.

Uh... we're still talking about me, right?

- Of course. Look...
- Oh...

- If you want to go the office, go.
- Right...

Or... I could go shopping,
to clear my head,

and then, later, I can call him, right?

But if I don't find anything I like,
it will be even worse...

You think too much.
They say it isn't good for you.

- Huh.
- Mmm.

Hey, your phone is there. It's ringing.

Yeah, you're right!

Aren't you... going to answer?

The thing is... internet providers
have been bugging me all summer.

- Aah.
- Mm.

Look... I don't want to lose Borja
because I'm so fucking insecure.

You're getting to know each other.
He won't dump you for that.

Yeah, but I feel like...

- What?
- Well, that...

- What?
- Please, answer that! I can't concentrate!

- Oh, sure, yeah.
- Yes.

MOM

Hi. What's up?

Really? For today?

Uh...

Okay, okay. Yes. Uh...

Uh, once I finish it,
I'll send it to you, of course.

Ciao.

Chus... She wants 30 more pages.

For today. Pfft! I can't believe it.

- But that's great, right?
- Sure.

But I need to start now
or I won't make it.

No, okay. Yes, I'll leave. I'll go.

I won't bother you. I don't want
to cost you the Cervantes Prize.

Thanks.

Hey, Val...
Thank you for listening to me.

- You're welcome.
- And if you finish early today

and want to go for a walk, well...

I'm waiting for a package for Adri.

Okay.

No problem.

Hey, can you... can you keep your phone
close in case I need to call you again?

- Sure. Yes.
- Yes? Okay.

Hey, we could call the girls and...

- Carmen, I need to write.
- Okay, I'll shut up.

- I love you.
- Cheer up.

I just hung up on your mother...

Sorry.

Don't worry.

She's used to it.
She always calls when I'm in meetings.

By the way, you're right.

We always act stupid when we like someone.

Uh...

Víctor...

I need to tell you something.

Um...

- Yesterday...
- Yesterday...

Yesterday was yesterday.

Right.

No! No, no, no, not the bed! No. no, no!

Please, no!

Are you okay?

- Yes?
- Yes.

You sure?

Hmph...

Val, where are you?

I have plans to see a client, but maybe
we can have a drink later, right?

Something awful happened to me
at the association.

Wasn't Adri going to Barcelona
this weekend?

I don't know. I can write in the group,
and we can go to your house later.

Let me know.

Nerea.

What?

I didn't like the way you talked to Olga.

Well, maybe it wasn't very nice,

but she's saying I fucked
half the association to get votes.

- Do you think so too?
- No.

Look... you can do whatever
you want with your pussy.

But Olga likes you.

A lot.

Yeah, but she has no right
to say those terrible things. None.

No. Of course not, but...

Look, Olga has done
a lot for this association.

She found the subsidy for this place
and founded the collective and...

I'd hate for her to feel
uncomfortable in her own house.

So... I don't know. Talk to her. Okay?

Apologize. Hm?

Hey.

Apologize if you feel like it.

You make your own decisions, right?

Well, it's not like that...

Come on, a beer will cheer you up.

I have to work. I can't...

Oh, that's right.
I forgot you're a child

that's exploited by her parents
in rural China, right?

One mojito and you're on your way?

That's the problem.

Anything we call "feminist" becomes
a fucking manifesto.

You think everything is wrong
all the time, don't you?

No, not at all. But...

I don't like to shut up and obey
if I don't agree with something.

And I don't think you do either.

Although you've been doing it
your whole life at home.

Don't let that happen to you
at the association.

Look...

what do you want to do?

You want to do that graffiti.

- I admit the idea really turns me on...
- Well, that's it.

I can't stand
how they treat us in that magazine.

You don't need anyone's consent.

What?

I like you.

...will develop diseases
that adults will suffer from.

Like, for instance,
mental health problems,

obesity or heart conditions...

DANI - MOM ASKED FOR YOUR NUMBER.
CALL HER, COME ON...

Fuck that bitch!

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

- Aaah!
- ♪ Hey-ho ♪

- I'm really sorry!
- No, no, I'm sorry!

- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Sorry.

- Are you sure?
- No problem.

- Okay. Good.
- I'm sorry.

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

Here?

Are we really trusting
the healing powers of a leg of lamb?

Yes.

Why do you have this?

I bought it
when I wanted to be on MasterChef.

- Junior?
- Ha-ha!

- Very funny.
- Oh! Hold on!

Does it really hurt?

No, no. I just think
my back is going to freeze.

Ah.

But...

you might...

warm me up...

if you rub a bit here,

like that.

- Here?
- Yes, there.

- The package.
- Yes. One second.

- Why are you here?
- Do you forgive me?

Lola, can we talk some other ti...

Val, I'm sorry, but I need you now
more than ever.

- No, wait!
- Uh... Excuse me?

Eh... Lola, it's not...

- what it looks like.
- No...

- No, no.
- No.

IT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

- You play the cello?
- I used to.

It reminded me too much... of that lady.

I saw she's here for a gig,

playing in the summer concert series.

Well, I'd have that coffee with her.

- We all have our reasons for what we do.
- Reasons?

She probably thought
it was the right thing then.

Right for her.

I mean, leaving your kids
for the Vienna Symphony...

Wouldn't you drop everything
for your novel?

I don't have kids.

Well, sometimes opportunities arise
when you least expect them.

You wouldn't do it?

I would leave the life I have now,

but not the life I'd have if I had kids.

Thank you!

I...

haven't called you because...

I knew you wouldn't answer the phone.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

You still think I'm rude, right?

Lola, we're not going
to talk about that now.

Right...

No, you must be waiting for me to go.

- No, Lola...
- I completely understand, damn it.

You must be dying to fuck.
If you haven't already, that is.

Lola...

Well, I still think you are rude!
And sometimes you're hurtful!

You should do something about it,
so you don't end up like your mom.

That was too far.

- I don't know her.
- We aren't alike.

- Just from what you've said...
- Fuck, she wishes.

- I know you regret what you said.
- I don't think you're like her.

- You would never leave me.
- Neither would you.

Forgive me.

- For everything.
- For everything.

Mm!

Enjoy.

♪ Creo que voy a dormirme ♪

- ♪ Hoy será un día horrible ♪
- Shall we cook it?

- ♪ Porque empezar ♪
- Uh...

- ♪ Lo voy a pasar ♪
- If you want.

♪ Fatal ♪

♪ Porque sonreír me cuesta... ♪

YES, MADRID IS EMPTY,
SO TAKING THE SUBWAY IS PLEASANT.

NOW THAT THE SMALL TALK
IS OUT OF THE WAY...

WANNA MEET UP?

♪ Que me vean como ♪

♪ Un chico raro y misterioso... ♪

JAIME - WOW! YOU'RE NOT MESSING AROUND

TELL ME A BIT MORE ABOUT YOU...

♪ Es una pose ♪

♪ Yo soy una pose... ♪

I'M AN ASTRONAUT,
WAITING FOR MY NEXT MISSION,

TO A NEW PLANET.

CUZ THIS ONE
BORES ME TO DEATH...

♪ Y si no te importa ♪

FOR REAL?

♪ Dime que te importo ♪

♪ Alimenta el ego ♪

♪ De este monstruo insoportable ♪

♪ Que soy yo ♪

What a lovely place.

So, what is it?

I'm moving... to Madrid.

I thought you were just visiting.

I'm going to teach at the conservatoire.

And I'll look after your brother.

A mother at 50...
Doesn't suit you, does it?

I also want to be close to you.

Look... I don't need a mother now.

I did 12 years ago.

When I made Dani dinner
while I was studying math.

Or when I started dating,
which was a disaster, by the way.

Not now.

All right, give me a bullshit explanation
about why you left

so we can get this over with.

Lola...

I called you... every week.

But you didn't want to talk to me

or see me when I came to visit.

- You'd run to your grandparents' house.
- What did you expect?

I would welcome you with open arms?

A mother has to always be there,
and you weren't. Period.

I know.

I don't believe in all that about
making up for lost time,

but we could still see each other,
once in a while.

But I don't know you.

You don't know me.

Maybe we'll hate each other.

So, tell me who you are.

Oh, really? You want to know who I am?
Now you want to know?

Well, I'm a fucking mess!

I'm a goddamn celiac!
Well, gluten intolerant.

I've swapped beer for vodka.

My friends think I'm rude
and patronizing,

but the truth is
I'm scared I'll lose them.

And sometimes I act like I don't care
about them, but I do... a lot.

It's happened to me with some men too.

Should I change? Yes.

But I just don't know how.

What?

Shocked, right?

No.

Not really, to be honest.

I read... all your posts.

I'm a bad mother, but I'm very high-tech.

I'm playing tonight.

Your brother is coming.

I don't think you have to change.

But sometimes
you have to understand that things...

aren't only how you think they are.

If you want to really get to know me,
you'll see we aren't that different.

I think we are.

You're so nervous.

- Look, they're coming out!
- They're turning off the lights.

It's empty. Let's go!

No, wait. Let's go over the plan.

- Are you backing out?
- No, I want to go over it. I'm wasted...

- You're backing out. I knew it.
- No, no.

- Sure, you're not!
- No!

OK, maybe. Look, there are
cameras everywhere.

We're not going to get caught, really.

Trust me.

♪ He visto más de lo que puedo recordar ♪

♪ Recuerdo más de lo que he visto ♪

♪ Y nada es mío, excepto lo más esencial ♪

♪ Tú conmigo y yo contigo ♪

♪ Tú conmigo y yo contigo... ♪

SAYING SORRY IS NO LONGER SAYING SORRY.
OR IS IT?

I'M SORRY.

♪ Una nueva forma de ver ♪

♪ Sin intenciones de llegar ♪

Hi.

What are you doing?

- To throw them off the scent.
- A dick?

Sure, this way they'll think...
it was a guy!

But we don't want that, do we?

God. And guys love it when
people talk about their dicks.

Now the message makes no sense.

Okay, I got really carried away.

- Seriously.
- You're such an idiot. Let's go!

MY BODY DOESN'T WANT YOUR OPINION

♪ Cada ola, que va rompiéndose en el mar ♪

No, not at all. It looks great.

ADRI - HAS THE PACKAGE ARRIVED?

You know Patagonian lamb
only eat one type of grass?

They walk for miles to find it.
That's why they are so lean.

I like it when you do that.

What?

That.

I don't know what you mean.

- Yes, you do.
- Mm-mm.

What?

Hey!

- Oh!
- Ow.

Hold on. It won't come off.

Ow! Wait, my back.

- Does it hurt?
- Yes.

Want to be on top?

I have a condom.

- Great.
- Yes.

- Look.
- Okay.

Hold on.

Wait, let me.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'll do it.

- Okay.
- Okay.

♪ Tú conmigo y yo contigo... ♪

Okay.

♪ Tú conmigo y yo contigo ♪

♪ Tú conmigo y yo contigo... ♪

What's wrong? Don't you like foreplay?

What? Yes, of course I do.

- You don't like when I talk, do you?
- No, why?

Eh?

Already?

- Hm.
- Huh.

Mmm.

So, we can fit the smaller Tupperwares
inside the bigger ones... as you can see.

Very good. We'll put the lids...

on the small ones,
and close them all up.

These other containers,
as you can see, are medium-sized.

And we have stored them the same way.

What next? We're going to fill them...

...with things to save space.

I, for instance, have chosen
some cloth napkins,

instead of using paper ones, which is key.

DANI - ARE YOU COMING?

Then we close them up.

Perfect.

NO.

We put them inside, like we did
with all the other containers.

And, look, here we have it.
The biggest container...

with all the other lids, as you can see.

We'll place them...

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP
BEING SO FUCKING PROUD?

Like this. Awesome.

DO YOU KNOW WHEN? NEVER

...it'll go in diagonally.

Take full advantage of space...
please. Like that.

Fantastic.

Remember, my friends,
please subscribe to my channel,

"Put an Adri in Your Life."

And the best way...

- to clean and tidy up is...
- Fuck it.

Don't stress. It's fine.

It wasn't the best sex of our lives.

It wasn't?

But I really wanted to be with you.

Yeah, me too.
You couldn't tell, could you?

Well...

How do you feel?

Yesterday I hooked up
with the guy from the bar.

I was wasted, really wasted,

and I was super horny.

Ohh... wow.

I'm sorry.

No, don't be. You don't have to apologize.
We're not a couple or anything.

No, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before.

I don't care what you do, I...
I don't tell you about my life either.

But I don't hide anything.

Are you leaving?

Stay.

This way,
all our containers are organized.

Well, that's the best way.

Remember...

...my channel "Put an Adri in Your Life".

♪ You could open with your failings ♪

♪ Make them understand
Show the love notes ♪

♪ Make them picture
With their eyes closed ♪

♪ Make them wonder where the time goes ♪

♪ Keep your distance south of river ♪

♪ Draw a line, they are not together ♪

♪ Make it screech, stop, wait, turn red ♪

♪ Make me wonder where the time went ♪

♪ You will not save me a standoff ♪

♪ Happier pretty picture ♪

♪ With some new pretty little blue ♪

Great. Keep the change.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- Bye, have a good night. Ciao.
- Have a good night. Ciao.

Fuck.

#LEZMEIN
#LOVEMEN

Come on...

♪...the sunshine wherever we go ♪

♪ We could be angels lovin' the sun ♪

♪ Singing the good times with everyone ♪

♪ We could be happy and we know ♪

♪ Bringin' the sunshine wherever we go ♪

♪ We could be angels lovin' the sun ♪

♪ Singing the good times with everyone ♪

- ♪ We stay wicked all the way ♪
- ♪ We could be happy ♪

- ♪ And we know ♪
- ♪ Shouldn't be so sexy ♪

- ♪ But we do it every day ♪
- ♪ Sunshine ♪

- ♪ Wherever we go ♪
- ♪ And maybe today ♪

- ♪ Be angels ♪
- ♪ We could walk away ♪

- ♪ Lovin' the sun ♪
- ♪ But we love a little chaos ♪

- ♪ Singing the good times with everyone ♪
- ♪ And a lotta disarray ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Hey-ho ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

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