Urutora Q (1965–1967): Season 1, Episode 9 - Danshaku Supaida - full transcript
ULTRA Q
Yes.
We'll check right away.
What's the matter?
It's the 3rd Regional
Coast Guard Headquarters.
What is it?
They received a report from a nearby ship
that the lighthouse's light is odd.
The lighthouse's light?
I'll check to be sure.
Okay.
Oh, the HQ officer's angry about this
occurring when the fog alarm's going off.
I see.
What's wrong?
The night spider is known to be feared
as the devil's messenger.
Tonight is the tale of a spider
that suddenly appears
from the dark to attack people.
BARON SPIDER
Senpai, let's wait for the other car.
Yeah.
The fog, the lighthouse, and the whistles
of ships. Isn't it wonderful?
How corny. If Hayama hears this,
he'll mock you.
Nonsense, Hayama-san is
even more corny.
If his poetry were a car,
it'd be a piece of junk.
Look, here comes the piece of junk.
Hey, just because you got a
sports car, don't speed off.
We only got your taillights to rely on.
Tsk, at this rate we'll be
camping out tonight.
What?
Tsk.
What's taking so long?
Maybe something happened?
They'll be fine.
We shouldn't have a taken a shortcut.
Want leftovers from the party?
No, no, I'm fine.
But sorry for taking this road.
Don't apologize, it was our decision.
We'll stick it out and make camp.
At least we got some sandwiches.
But they sure are taking long.
Yeah.
If we're camping out anyway, they
didn't have to go look for a shortcut.
Ahh! Help!
Senpai Help us!
Senpai
Ippei!
-Senpai
-ippei!
Takehara!
Help!
Ippei-kun!
Where are you?!
Hey! Ippei!
-Maybe they fell in the swamp?
-What?
Takehara!
Where are you?!
-Hey!
-Hey!
Ippei-san!
Ippei!
Takehara-san!
Takehara!
Hey!
Ippei!
Hey!
Oh, there!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hey! Ippei!
Are you okay?
Ippei-kun!
Hang on!
Hang in there!
That was close,
it's a bottomless swamp!
Look!
Takehara! Wake up!
Hey! Hang on!
We need to get them help!
Are there any homes nearby?
Hey, there's a blanket in the car.
-Okay, watch him.
-Be strong!
Stay strong!
Hey!
Takehara-san! Hang in there!
All right, let's go.
A light! I see a light!
It's slippery, so watch out!
Seems like no one's home.
Fine, here goes nothing.
Hup!
Hup!
Hey, stop there. There.
I don't think anyone lives here.
It's like a haunted mansion.
Hello!
Hello!
Anyone home?
That's strange...
Hmm, it's like Dali.
What a creepy painting.
Hey, Hayama.
Looks like no one's home.
Probably a vacant villa.
What? Then what about the light earlier?
Hmm.
A vacant villa with a light...
Is Mr. Ghost on vacation?
The spider's mansion brings fire.
Yuri-chan.
Hm?
Can you light the fireplace? I'm cold.
Okay. Watch him for a second.
We're borrowing your fireplace!
We need to warm up the two that
fell in the swamp or they'll die!
"Go ahead."
Okay, now we're good.
Jun-chan, lend me your lighter.
Sure.
-Yuri-chan, hurry. I'm cold.
-Hold on.
Stop fooling around.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Looks like Baron Spider's mansion.
Baron Spider?
Yeah.
About 90 years ago,
there was a baron who liked spiders.
He kept a bunch of spiders in his home.
Everyone was creeped out
and called him Baron Spider.
But he didn't care and collected
rare spiders on his travels.
Well, he was a type of maniac.
One day, he brought a venomous
tarantula back from Europe to Japan.
But, on the wedding day of the
baron's only daughter,
the daughter accidentally gets bit by
the spider and has a fit.
And during the fit,
she fell into the swamp and died.
Meaning, the bottomless swamp.
If you're trying to scare us,
it won't work.
Mentioning a swamp and a mansion...
Quit making up cheap stories.
How mean.
Bringing up a scary story like that.
Well, just listen to the rest.
The baron grieved over the death of his
daughter and finally went mad one day.
However.
The supposedly deceased daughter
turned into a tarantula and came back,
and she lived together with
the mad baron in secret.
He has a fever!
Hey, Takehara!
-Yuri-chan, keep feeding the fire.
-Okay.
If only we had medicine...
-I'll go look!
-Okay.
Takehara!
There's no more firewood.
All right, I'll go look for the firewood.
Kyoko-chan, watch Takehara.
Okay.
"The skies they were ashen and sober;
The leaves they were crisped and sere--
The leaves they were withering and sere;
It was night in the lonesome October
of my most immemorial year."
Hey, Manjome!
What?
It really is a vacant villa.
There's no one downstairs.
Yeah, no one upstairs either.
The light we saw earlier was just
a reflection of the lighthouse's light.
Oh, I see.
Hm?
Senpai?
What's the matter?
There was a huge spider!
I'm not falling for that.
It's true!
You can try to scare us,
but it won't work.
Aww, you're out of luck today.
Hey, bravo!
Hup.
Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
Don't you guys see this?
Hey, Hayama. Looks like we've
wandered into a bizarre place.
Meaning?
There's a spider.
A spider? There's spiders anywhere.
No, but it's this huge!
Really, just leave it alone.
C'mon, instead of a spider hunt,
let's party. Drink up!
Be it a spider or a snake,
we'll be okay if we ignore it.
-Anyway, let me have some.
-Wait a sec.
Takehara, this'll warm you up.
-This one's for you, Ippei-kun.
-Oh, thanks.
Water... Give me water!
Don't be so greedy.
What a waste.
It's okay, it's okay.
There's lots. I'll get more.
Oh yeah, Kyoko-chan.
There's a kitchen here.
Get some water for Takehara.
Sure.
Stop playing that. It's creepy.
That's right!
I told you, stop!
Hm?
It's Hayama-san!
-Kyoko-san, watch Takehara!
-Okay.
-Yuri-chan!
-Yeah.
Give me water...
Give me some water...
I'll bring some right now.
Hey, Hayama!
Hayama!
Hayama! Get a grip!
What went on?
What happened?
A spider...
There was a spider.
Someone!
Anybody!
Stop!
Yuri-chan.
Hey, Takehara! Run!
Ippei!
Where's Kyoko-chan?
Kyoko-san!
Kyoko-chan!
A spider... A spider...
Here, hold on.
Yuri-chan, get Takehara.
C'mon, hurry and run!
-Hurry!
-Yuri-chan! Hurry!
Hurry!
What's wrong?
Why're you stopping?
Look! The bridge is sinking!
Just brace yourself and cross!
Senpai
The spider!
Yuri-chan, hurry!
C'mon, hurry!
Everyone, hurry, hurry!
Ippei!
Quickly!
C'mon, hurry!
Senpai, hurry up!
-Jun-chan!
-You okay?
-Yeah.
-Good.
Senpai, hurry!
It's here!
Senpai
Don't panic!
Hang on tight!
Okay.
Let's go!
We did it!
Yes!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness! You guys okay?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Even the night spider,
feared to be the devil's messenger,
has a tragic tale of a human
turning into it.
It may have been attacking people
from its longing to be human again.
If you ever meet a spider
at night in your yard,
please leave it be.
THE END
Yes.
We'll check right away.
What's the matter?
It's the 3rd Regional
Coast Guard Headquarters.
What is it?
They received a report from a nearby ship
that the lighthouse's light is odd.
The lighthouse's light?
I'll check to be sure.
Okay.
Oh, the HQ officer's angry about this
occurring when the fog alarm's going off.
I see.
What's wrong?
The night spider is known to be feared
as the devil's messenger.
Tonight is the tale of a spider
that suddenly appears
from the dark to attack people.
BARON SPIDER
Senpai, let's wait for the other car.
Yeah.
The fog, the lighthouse, and the whistles
of ships. Isn't it wonderful?
How corny. If Hayama hears this,
he'll mock you.
Nonsense, Hayama-san is
even more corny.
If his poetry were a car,
it'd be a piece of junk.
Look, here comes the piece of junk.
Hey, just because you got a
sports car, don't speed off.
We only got your taillights to rely on.
Tsk, at this rate we'll be
camping out tonight.
What?
Tsk.
What's taking so long?
Maybe something happened?
They'll be fine.
We shouldn't have a taken a shortcut.
Want leftovers from the party?
No, no, I'm fine.
But sorry for taking this road.
Don't apologize, it was our decision.
We'll stick it out and make camp.
At least we got some sandwiches.
But they sure are taking long.
Yeah.
If we're camping out anyway, they
didn't have to go look for a shortcut.
Ahh! Help!
Senpai Help us!
Senpai
Ippei!
-Senpai
-ippei!
Takehara!
Help!
Ippei-kun!
Where are you?!
Hey! Ippei!
-Maybe they fell in the swamp?
-What?
Takehara!
Where are you?!
-Hey!
-Hey!
Ippei-san!
Ippei!
Takehara-san!
Takehara!
Hey!
Ippei!
Hey!
Oh, there!
Hurry! Hurry!
Hey! Ippei!
Are you okay?
Ippei-kun!
Hang on!
Hang in there!
That was close,
it's a bottomless swamp!
Look!
Takehara! Wake up!
Hey! Hang on!
We need to get them help!
Are there any homes nearby?
Hey, there's a blanket in the car.
-Okay, watch him.
-Be strong!
Stay strong!
Hey!
Takehara-san! Hang in there!
All right, let's go.
A light! I see a light!
It's slippery, so watch out!
Seems like no one's home.
Fine, here goes nothing.
Hup!
Hup!
Hey, stop there. There.
I don't think anyone lives here.
It's like a haunted mansion.
Hello!
Hello!
Anyone home?
That's strange...
Hmm, it's like Dali.
What a creepy painting.
Hey, Hayama.
Looks like no one's home.
Probably a vacant villa.
What? Then what about the light earlier?
Hmm.
A vacant villa with a light...
Is Mr. Ghost on vacation?
The spider's mansion brings fire.
Yuri-chan.
Hm?
Can you light the fireplace? I'm cold.
Okay. Watch him for a second.
We're borrowing your fireplace!
We need to warm up the two that
fell in the swamp or they'll die!
"Go ahead."
Okay, now we're good.
Jun-chan, lend me your lighter.
Sure.
-Yuri-chan, hurry. I'm cold.
-Hold on.
Stop fooling around.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Looks like Baron Spider's mansion.
Baron Spider?
Yeah.
About 90 years ago,
there was a baron who liked spiders.
He kept a bunch of spiders in his home.
Everyone was creeped out
and called him Baron Spider.
But he didn't care and collected
rare spiders on his travels.
Well, he was a type of maniac.
One day, he brought a venomous
tarantula back from Europe to Japan.
But, on the wedding day of the
baron's only daughter,
the daughter accidentally gets bit by
the spider and has a fit.
And during the fit,
she fell into the swamp and died.
Meaning, the bottomless swamp.
If you're trying to scare us,
it won't work.
Mentioning a swamp and a mansion...
Quit making up cheap stories.
How mean.
Bringing up a scary story like that.
Well, just listen to the rest.
The baron grieved over the death of his
daughter and finally went mad one day.
However.
The supposedly deceased daughter
turned into a tarantula and came back,
and she lived together with
the mad baron in secret.
He has a fever!
Hey, Takehara!
-Yuri-chan, keep feeding the fire.
-Okay.
If only we had medicine...
-I'll go look!
-Okay.
Takehara!
There's no more firewood.
All right, I'll go look for the firewood.
Kyoko-chan, watch Takehara.
Okay.
"The skies they were ashen and sober;
The leaves they were crisped and sere--
The leaves they were withering and sere;
It was night in the lonesome October
of my most immemorial year."
Hey, Manjome!
What?
It really is a vacant villa.
There's no one downstairs.
Yeah, no one upstairs either.
The light we saw earlier was just
a reflection of the lighthouse's light.
Oh, I see.
Hm?
Senpai?
What's the matter?
There was a huge spider!
I'm not falling for that.
It's true!
You can try to scare us,
but it won't work.
Aww, you're out of luck today.
Hey, bravo!
Hup.
Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
Don't you guys see this?
Hey, Hayama. Looks like we've
wandered into a bizarre place.
Meaning?
There's a spider.
A spider? There's spiders anywhere.
No, but it's this huge!
Really, just leave it alone.
C'mon, instead of a spider hunt,
let's party. Drink up!
Be it a spider or a snake,
we'll be okay if we ignore it.
-Anyway, let me have some.
-Wait a sec.
Takehara, this'll warm you up.
-This one's for you, Ippei-kun.
-Oh, thanks.
Water... Give me water!
Don't be so greedy.
What a waste.
It's okay, it's okay.
There's lots. I'll get more.
Oh yeah, Kyoko-chan.
There's a kitchen here.
Get some water for Takehara.
Sure.
Stop playing that. It's creepy.
That's right!
I told you, stop!
Hm?
It's Hayama-san!
-Kyoko-san, watch Takehara!
-Okay.
-Yuri-chan!
-Yeah.
Give me water...
Give me some water...
I'll bring some right now.
Hey, Hayama!
Hayama!
Hayama! Get a grip!
What went on?
What happened?
A spider...
There was a spider.
Someone!
Anybody!
Stop!
Yuri-chan.
Hey, Takehara! Run!
Ippei!
Where's Kyoko-chan?
Kyoko-san!
Kyoko-chan!
A spider... A spider...
Here, hold on.
Yuri-chan, get Takehara.
C'mon, hurry and run!
-Hurry!
-Yuri-chan! Hurry!
Hurry!
What's wrong?
Why're you stopping?
Look! The bridge is sinking!
Just brace yourself and cross!
Senpai
The spider!
Yuri-chan, hurry!
C'mon, hurry!
Everyone, hurry, hurry!
Ippei!
Quickly!
C'mon, hurry!
Senpai, hurry up!
-Jun-chan!
-You okay?
-Yeah.
-Good.
Senpai, hurry!
It's here!
Senpai
Don't panic!
Hang on tight!
Okay.
Let's go!
We did it!
Yes!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness! You guys okay?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Even the night spider,
feared to be the devil's messenger,
has a tragic tale of a human
turning into it.
It may have been attacking people
from its longing to be human again.
If you ever meet a spider
at night in your yard,
please leave it be.
THE END