Urutora Q (1965–1967): Season 1, Episode 15 - Kanegon's Cocoon - full transcript
ULTRA Q
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Snake skin for five yen!
Snake skin is five yen! Come on up!
We have freshly laid eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Great for summer weariness!
Come on up and buy one! C'mon!
Hey, egg seller!
Hey, hey, hey!
Thanks very much! Oh!
Move it!
You picked one up again?
You sure got a keen nose.
It's all about instinct.
Yup.
Once I collect one more,
it'll become a thousand.
Hold this.
What's this? It's all a bunch of junk.
Kaneo!
Come, come! This cocoon!
See? It's weird, right?
I hear at least 30 yen in this.
Yeah.
No, maybe 40 yen?
Maybe if you raise it,
the money inside might grow.
Gimme it!
I'm taking it!
KANEGON'S COCOON
Hey, it's Daddy Walrus!
Hey! You brats!
Everyone run!
Hey, it's Chumatsu!
-Help! It's Daddy Walrus!
-It's Chumatsu!
C'mon, go, go! Keep going! Keep going!
Move over!
Forward! Move, move! Move!
-Yes! Yes!
-We did it! We did it!
Good, good! Good, good!
Hooray! Hooray!
Oh, what the heck is this now?
-Dammit! Stupid Daddy Walrus!
-Chumatsu, we won't forget this!
Dammit!
We won't...
Homework's finished!
Hold it, Kaneo!
What, Dad? You gonna
gimme some allowance?
I won't say you can't collect money,
but you go way too far.
But c'mon, these are times when cash
IS more precious than your folks.
If you keep saying such ungrateful things,
you're going to turn into a Kanegon soon.
Kanegon? What's a Kanegon?
Like they say you'll become a cow
if you sleep after you eat?
Ah, so I'll be a rich cow?
Stop saying nonsense! You'll become one
if you pick up people's dropped money.
I don't care.
Don't be shocked.
Kanegon has a coin purse as a head
and its body's a Martian.
Its two eyes stick out of its head
that always face money like this!
It has a wallet zipper for its mouth,
and it's a monster with a body that
lights up red like a copper coin.
It even has ridges on
its tail like Godzilla.
Sounds like a very
dependable animal, Dad.
It's no laughing matter!
Because Kanegon eats
money instead of food!
Hey!
My money!
Yay! It grew! It grew! It grew bigger!
I'm richer! I'm richer! I'm richer! Yes!
Is there five hundred thousand?
A million maybe?
Maybe two million?
Oh! Cash! Cash! Wait, don't pull!
S-S-Stop! Don't pull me!
Hot!
Kaneo! Kaneo the Kanegon!
If you don't wake up,
you're gonna be late!
Hey, don't push so much.
Here, I'll get out of the way.
You hurry too.
Oh!
A coin purse for a head,
a Martian body, its eyes...
It's Kanegon!
Honey!
Huh? What's wrong?
Hey, Dad! Mommy! Open this!
Hey, open up! Let me in!
Hey, what's wrong? C'mon...
What am I gonna do?
I turned into a Kanegon!!
Mister, what're you doing?
A sandwich man?
Mister? I'm not a mister.
Hey! Hey, monster!
I'm no monster!
I'm hungry...
I told you not to look...
Are you really Kaneo?
What a pitiful shape.
Don't look at me so much.
C'mon please, help me
turn back into human.
Hmm.
C'mon, please? I'm begging you.
That's fine, but...
But what?
This can't be free, right?
Really?
Of course!
C'mon, they charge
a couple thousand yen just for
a small change to the nose
in plastic surgery.
Hmm, then...
I'll give you ten yen if you help!
Ten yen?
Then 13 yen!
Nope! This is worth 200 yen worth!
Two hundred yen?
If I'm gonna pay that much,
I'll stay this way.
Then do that.
Then 150 yen!
Hmm.
Fine, since we're friends.
Ten yen! Here.
-You too.
-Hurry, gimme money...
I'm hungry! Hurry, hurry...
Hurry, gimme more.
It's going up.
Right?
Yeah, you were right!
I'll do it too!
Here, eat some.
Here. Here.
It's really going up! Wow!
-Then my Kennedy coin...
-That tastes different.
-Hey, don't!
-Oh, tasty!
Aww. Tsk, there's no more.
My momma's gonna get mad.
I was supposed to buy milk with that.
Give it back.
Give it back to us.
But I ate it...
Give it back!
-I said give it back!
-Stop it...
Then from here!
You idiot! We'll grab it from here...
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
Knock it off.
Hey, this guy's food
has turned into money now.
-What? Really?
-Yeah.
If this guy's counter turns to zero,
he'll starve to death.
Hey.
They're here again! It's Daddy Walrus!
Let's run. If we get caught again
they'll turn us into a Kanegon.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, let's run! Yeah!
Wait up, everyone! Wait!
There's no one around today.
Maybe my scare worked on them yesterday.
Let's hope so.
-What, you arguing with me?
-No, 'course not.
Look at this vast land!
Not a single pup out here.
-Hey everyone, lend me a hand.
-Okay!
I don't wanna...
-Heave ho! Heave ho!
-Stop it...
I told you stop...
Huh?
I'm so hungry, I can't move anymore.
Oh, this isn't good.
Fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven,
ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
Does anyone have any money?
He's gonna die.
We don't have anymore.
Right?
Not my problem.
If we don't do something,
we're all gonna suffer.
Oh yeah, let's ask god.
God?
Stop it!
Help!
Kanegon's wish shall be granted when
the Daddy Walrus turns upside down!
Hey, what did she say? Tell me!
Shut up. We're not in that
state of mind. Right?
Oh, what'd she say?
Hey, tell me please? Don't be mean.
Hey, tell me. Please?
C'mon, tell me. I beg you.
Shut up!
-C'mon, why don't you tell me?
-Just shut up for a bit!
There's nothing more we can do.
People have their limits.
I borrowed next month's allowance already.
God was phony too, so we got no choice.
We gotta make a decision.
Then seriously?
How much would he sell for?
What?
Maybe 2,000 yen? Or 3,000 yen?
-3,000 yen?
-3,000 yen?
To the circus, right?
Yeah.
Anyone would buy him.
He's a rare animal.
But he's a friend!
A long time ago.
Then what about a college's
research center?
He'll help advance science too.
He'll get dissected!
That's no joke!
That's a little too much.
Then what about the dog pound?
They'll come right away if we call them.
They'll skin him and
make shoes out of him.
Then it's no good.
Isn't there a better way?
We just gotta earn enough for food.
Which means we just gotta run a show.
That's it! We'll train him tricks.
-Let's do that.
-Okay, bring him over.
Hup!
Oh, he's gone.
He ran off!
He ran off.
What? After him!
Okay, go! Don't let him escape!
Help!
Look, over there!
Hey, somebody call 110!
I think this is your son!
Oh, a weird animal appeared at the bank.
A weird animal?
Well, just please come identify him.
-Yes.
-Yes.
Please make way. Make way.
Hi.
Please, to the front.
Hey, don't misjudge us.
We said we'll save you, so hurry.
Keep it up!
Once more!
Be brave and get back on!
Stop, I'm too hungry I can't anymore.
I give up!
I can't keep up with this numbskull.
Me too! Yeah, yeah! Let's go!
Wait a minute, I'll try it again, so...
I said wait! Hey everyone, wait up!
Oh!
Hey, it's Daddy Walrus! Run!
Wait!
I can't stand it anymore today.
I've had it up to here.
Initiate plan?
Yeah.
Three rings of the
temple's bell is the sign.
Okay, got it!
Look, there's nobody around today too.
How's that for my powers!
-Seems like it!
-Not "seems"!
Look! Not a single kitten,
nor even a mouse is around!
Darn Daddy Walrus.
Here we go! Let's get him!
Oh!
Take that!
Hey! Those brats have done it now!
Grr... Ow! Ow! Hey, stop it! Stop!
-Stop! Stop! Stop it!
-Yes. Yes, sir!
Grr, I'm gonna catch all of you brats
and tear you apart today!
-Hold it, brats!
-Hold it!
-Stop, stop, stop!
-Hold it!
Hold it, you brats!
-Oh! Oh!
-We found one!
This is our first one!
Hold on. Good!
Wearing a darn bag...
-Mister? What's wrong?
-Help!
Oh?
It's a snake! Oh, a snake! No!
Oh, mister! Hey, get this snake off me!
Hey, mustache man, please!
The snake! The snake!
-Don't come this way! Get away!
-Get the snake off!
Oh, m-mustache man!
Wait, take the snake off!
-Hey, mister! The mustache man!
-No way, I'm not getting caught by that!
Hey, mustache man, wait up!
-The snake's not off!
-No way, I ain't waiting!
That's not fair!
Get the snake off! Wait!
Okay, move! Move!
Mister, why are you leaving?
I said wait!
Why won't it start? Dammit.
This is bad.
-Then take me too!
-Here he is!
-Go away! Go!
-How do you get on?
Stop, mustache man! Wait!
Fine, I'll get on myself.
Oh, he's getting on!
You get on here?
Hup!
This one!
Huh? It became a seesaw.
You annoying monster!
Hey, stop it!
Ah, it moved!
[-It moved, but it's weird.
It's moving weird.
I'm dizzy.
Hey, let's go!
Hup!
Yay, I beat Daddy Walrus!
Hey, he's gone.
Help me!
Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
Hey, help me!
Hey, Daddy Walrus is upside down.
You're right!
Oh!
Kaneo!
Hey, a parachute opened!
Stupid!
I'm myself again!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Yay! Yay!
I'm ho me!
Welcome home.
Oh!
Dad, you picked up someone
else's money in secret?
Honey!
Hey! Mommy too!
THE END
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Snake skin for five yen!
Snake skin is five yen! Come on up!
We have freshly laid eggs! Eggs! Eggs!
Great for summer weariness!
Come on up and buy one! C'mon!
Hey, egg seller!
Hey, hey, hey!
Thanks very much! Oh!
Move it!
You picked one up again?
You sure got a keen nose.
It's all about instinct.
Yup.
Once I collect one more,
it'll become a thousand.
Hold this.
What's this? It's all a bunch of junk.
Kaneo!
Come, come! This cocoon!
See? It's weird, right?
I hear at least 30 yen in this.
Yeah.
No, maybe 40 yen?
Maybe if you raise it,
the money inside might grow.
Gimme it!
I'm taking it!
KANEGON'S COCOON
Hey, it's Daddy Walrus!
Hey! You brats!
Everyone run!
Hey, it's Chumatsu!
-Help! It's Daddy Walrus!
-It's Chumatsu!
C'mon, go, go! Keep going! Keep going!
Move over!
Forward! Move, move! Move!
-Yes! Yes!
-We did it! We did it!
Good, good! Good, good!
Hooray! Hooray!
Oh, what the heck is this now?
-Dammit! Stupid Daddy Walrus!
-Chumatsu, we won't forget this!
Dammit!
We won't...
Homework's finished!
Hold it, Kaneo!
What, Dad? You gonna
gimme some allowance?
I won't say you can't collect money,
but you go way too far.
But c'mon, these are times when cash
IS more precious than your folks.
If you keep saying such ungrateful things,
you're going to turn into a Kanegon soon.
Kanegon? What's a Kanegon?
Like they say you'll become a cow
if you sleep after you eat?
Ah, so I'll be a rich cow?
Stop saying nonsense! You'll become one
if you pick up people's dropped money.
I don't care.
Don't be shocked.
Kanegon has a coin purse as a head
and its body's a Martian.
Its two eyes stick out of its head
that always face money like this!
It has a wallet zipper for its mouth,
and it's a monster with a body that
lights up red like a copper coin.
It even has ridges on
its tail like Godzilla.
Sounds like a very
dependable animal, Dad.
It's no laughing matter!
Because Kanegon eats
money instead of food!
Hey!
My money!
Yay! It grew! It grew! It grew bigger!
I'm richer! I'm richer! I'm richer! Yes!
Is there five hundred thousand?
A million maybe?
Maybe two million?
Oh! Cash! Cash! Wait, don't pull!
S-S-Stop! Don't pull me!
Hot!
Kaneo! Kaneo the Kanegon!
If you don't wake up,
you're gonna be late!
Hey, don't push so much.
Here, I'll get out of the way.
You hurry too.
Oh!
A coin purse for a head,
a Martian body, its eyes...
It's Kanegon!
Honey!
Huh? What's wrong?
Hey, Dad! Mommy! Open this!
Hey, open up! Let me in!
Hey, what's wrong? C'mon...
What am I gonna do?
I turned into a Kanegon!!
Mister, what're you doing?
A sandwich man?
Mister? I'm not a mister.
Hey! Hey, monster!
I'm no monster!
I'm hungry...
I told you not to look...
Are you really Kaneo?
What a pitiful shape.
Don't look at me so much.
C'mon please, help me
turn back into human.
Hmm.
C'mon, please? I'm begging you.
That's fine, but...
But what?
This can't be free, right?
Really?
Of course!
C'mon, they charge
a couple thousand yen just for
a small change to the nose
in plastic surgery.
Hmm, then...
I'll give you ten yen if you help!
Ten yen?
Then 13 yen!
Nope! This is worth 200 yen worth!
Two hundred yen?
If I'm gonna pay that much,
I'll stay this way.
Then do that.
Then 150 yen!
Hmm.
Fine, since we're friends.
Ten yen! Here.
-You too.
-Hurry, gimme money...
I'm hungry! Hurry, hurry...
Hurry, gimme more.
It's going up.
Right?
Yeah, you were right!
I'll do it too!
Here, eat some.
Here. Here.
It's really going up! Wow!
-Then my Kennedy coin...
-That tastes different.
-Hey, don't!
-Oh, tasty!
Aww. Tsk, there's no more.
My momma's gonna get mad.
I was supposed to buy milk with that.
Give it back.
Give it back to us.
But I ate it...
Give it back!
-I said give it back!
-Stop it...
Then from here!
You idiot! We'll grab it from here...
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
Knock it off.
Hey, this guy's food
has turned into money now.
-What? Really?
-Yeah.
If this guy's counter turns to zero,
he'll starve to death.
Hey.
They're here again! It's Daddy Walrus!
Let's run. If we get caught again
they'll turn us into a Kanegon.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, let's run! Yeah!
Wait up, everyone! Wait!
There's no one around today.
Maybe my scare worked on them yesterday.
Let's hope so.
-What, you arguing with me?
-No, 'course not.
Look at this vast land!
Not a single pup out here.
-Hey everyone, lend me a hand.
-Okay!
I don't wanna...
-Heave ho! Heave ho!
-Stop it...
I told you stop...
Huh?
I'm so hungry, I can't move anymore.
Oh, this isn't good.
Fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven,
ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
Does anyone have any money?
He's gonna die.
We don't have anymore.
Right?
Not my problem.
If we don't do something,
we're all gonna suffer.
Oh yeah, let's ask god.
God?
Stop it!
Help!
Kanegon's wish shall be granted when
the Daddy Walrus turns upside down!
Hey, what did she say? Tell me!
Shut up. We're not in that
state of mind. Right?
Oh, what'd she say?
Hey, tell me please? Don't be mean.
Hey, tell me. Please?
C'mon, tell me. I beg you.
Shut up!
-C'mon, why don't you tell me?
-Just shut up for a bit!
There's nothing more we can do.
People have their limits.
I borrowed next month's allowance already.
God was phony too, so we got no choice.
We gotta make a decision.
Then seriously?
How much would he sell for?
What?
Maybe 2,000 yen? Or 3,000 yen?
-3,000 yen?
-3,000 yen?
To the circus, right?
Yeah.
Anyone would buy him.
He's a rare animal.
But he's a friend!
A long time ago.
Then what about a college's
research center?
He'll help advance science too.
He'll get dissected!
That's no joke!
That's a little too much.
Then what about the dog pound?
They'll come right away if we call them.
They'll skin him and
make shoes out of him.
Then it's no good.
Isn't there a better way?
We just gotta earn enough for food.
Which means we just gotta run a show.
That's it! We'll train him tricks.
-Let's do that.
-Okay, bring him over.
Hup!
Oh, he's gone.
He ran off!
He ran off.
What? After him!
Okay, go! Don't let him escape!
Help!
Look, over there!
Hey, somebody call 110!
I think this is your son!
Oh, a weird animal appeared at the bank.
A weird animal?
Well, just please come identify him.
-Yes.
-Yes.
Please make way. Make way.
Hi.
Please, to the front.
Hey, don't misjudge us.
We said we'll save you, so hurry.
Keep it up!
Once more!
Be brave and get back on!
Stop, I'm too hungry I can't anymore.
I give up!
I can't keep up with this numbskull.
Me too! Yeah, yeah! Let's go!
Wait a minute, I'll try it again, so...
I said wait! Hey everyone, wait up!
Oh!
Hey, it's Daddy Walrus! Run!
Wait!
I can't stand it anymore today.
I've had it up to here.
Initiate plan?
Yeah.
Three rings of the
temple's bell is the sign.
Okay, got it!
Look, there's nobody around today too.
How's that for my powers!
-Seems like it!
-Not "seems"!
Look! Not a single kitten,
nor even a mouse is around!
Darn Daddy Walrus.
Here we go! Let's get him!
Oh!
Take that!
Hey! Those brats have done it now!
Grr... Ow! Ow! Hey, stop it! Stop!
-Stop! Stop! Stop it!
-Yes. Yes, sir!
Grr, I'm gonna catch all of you brats
and tear you apart today!
-Hold it, brats!
-Hold it!
-Stop, stop, stop!
-Hold it!
Hold it, you brats!
-Oh! Oh!
-We found one!
This is our first one!
Hold on. Good!
Wearing a darn bag...
-Mister? What's wrong?
-Help!
Oh?
It's a snake! Oh, a snake! No!
Oh, mister! Hey, get this snake off me!
Hey, mustache man, please!
The snake! The snake!
-Don't come this way! Get away!
-Get the snake off!
Oh, m-mustache man!
Wait, take the snake off!
-Hey, mister! The mustache man!
-No way, I'm not getting caught by that!
Hey, mustache man, wait up!
-The snake's not off!
-No way, I ain't waiting!
That's not fair!
Get the snake off! Wait!
Okay, move! Move!
Mister, why are you leaving?
I said wait!
Why won't it start? Dammit.
This is bad.
-Then take me too!
-Here he is!
-Go away! Go!
-How do you get on?
Stop, mustache man! Wait!
Fine, I'll get on myself.
Oh, he's getting on!
You get on here?
Hup!
This one!
Huh? It became a seesaw.
You annoying monster!
Hey, stop it!
Ah, it moved!
[-It moved, but it's weird.
It's moving weird.
I'm dizzy.
Hey, let's go!
Hup!
Yay, I beat Daddy Walrus!
Hey, he's gone.
Help me!
Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
Hey, help me!
Hey, Daddy Walrus is upside down.
You're right!
Oh!
Kaneo!
Hey, a parachute opened!
Stupid!
I'm myself again!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Yay! Yay!
I'm ho me!
Welcome home.
Oh!
Dad, you picked up someone
else's money in secret?
Honey!
Hey! Mommy too!
THE END