Totally Spies! (2001–2014): Season 1, Episode 25 - Ice Man Cometh - full transcript

♪ Here we go, we're getting
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♪ Here we go, here we go ♪

♪ On a mission undercover
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(rumbling)

- (exclaims)
- Did it burn you?



No, it's cold!

(she shrieks)

(panicked screaming)

(school bell rings)

Can you believe that killer pop quiz Mr.
Benson sprung on us in science class?

It was pure evil!

- I thought it was easy.
- What's this?

"Dear Clover,
Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'd like to go to the movies with you."

Ooh, a love poem!

Or an attempt at one anyway.
Who's it from?

Darryl.
He's been following me around all week.

Clover, what are you doing!?

Puh-lease! You don't think
I would actually date



- the President of the Chess Club.
- Why not?

I just happen to like guys who are...
you know... cooler.

Hi, Clover! Did you get my note?

Um... yeah. Unfortunately, I'm not free.

I didn't tell you what night
I wanted to take you out.

My schedule's kind of tied up...
indefinitely.

Oh. I get it. Well, I guess it's true
what people say about you.

- What do they say?
- That you're an ice queen!

(shrieks)

An ice queen? That's ridiculous!
He obviously doesn't know

that I was voted Little Miss Sunshine
in second grade.

You crowned yourself
Little Miss Sunshine!

Whatever.

(they scream)

Looks like Jerry's taken a cue
from Mr. Benson!

I don't know what's worse,
a pop quiz or a pop mission!

Hello, girls. How well
do you know your eco-biology?

- I'd say it's a tie.
- This is the island of Fiji.

Fiji?! It looks more like Alaska.

They've had some unusual
weather conditions lately,

- including a volcano that spews ice.
- Freaky!

My sentiments exactly. And now the
phenomenon seems to be spreading

to other equatorial islands as well.

Like the greenhouse effect,
only backwards.

- The igloo effect!
- Exactly.

And, if these anomalies continue, it
could mean disaster for the ecosystem.

And, eventually, for mankind.

Start your investigation on
Zanzibar Island,

one of the once tropical locations where
the strange occurrence is happening.

You'll be reporters for
Geography International.

Cool.
Do we get those tiny tape recorders?

No, but I've gotten you
some lovely ballpoint pens.

These are superfine dual-cartridge
heat-seeking sleep darts.

They can hit any target
in a hundred foot range.

- Nice.
- And you'll also be needing these.

Steel-reinforced Polartek parabrellas,

thermodynamic cold-sensitive
tempatrol bracelets,

precision lip balm lasers, cherry
flavor, and these AWFUL boots.

No kidding. Fur is so last year. Plus I
don't think they'll match my earmuffs.

AWFUL. A-W-F-U-L. All-weather
Fleece Ultra-Light boots. AWFUL.

Cool, skates!

Awesome! I'll get new earmuffs.

Everything looks so peaceful.
It's like a winter wonderland.

When Darryl said that everyone says
I'm an ice queen,

who do you think he means by everyone?

Um, everyone at school?

You're at school.

ALEX: Guys, I forget. Which clouds
cause storms, cumulus or cirrus?

Alex, will you forget about that quiz
for a second?

We're trying to discuss my reputation
here.

I wasn't talking about the quiz.
I was talking about that!

I really don't want to see my lunch
again.

- What was that!?
- Looks like hail!

- We've got to land this thing!
- I can't. The wind's too strong!

- (they gasp)
- Don't worry, I've got it!

CLOVER: Help!

Hang on, Clover! I've got you!

ALEX: Oh, no!

(they scream)

SAM: Alex, pull out your parabrella.
We're going down!

On three, Clover. One, two, three!

(they scream)

Close one.

ALL: Whoa!

- Clover, look out!
- (thud)

This is not my day.

You journalists always seem
to seek out danger.

Actually, danger seems to seek us out.

ALEX: Thanks for agreeing to show us
around, Mr... uh... your Mayor-ness.

Call me Kemba.

And what are your thoughts on these
bizarre weather conditions, Mayor Kemba?

If it doesn't change soon,
Zanzibar won't be an island.

It'll be an iceberg.
And you can quote me on that!

Then we'd better get this mission...
I mean, article started.

(engine revs)

- ALL: Huh?
- I have an idea.

I'm glad you journalists know
how to adapt to every situation.

It's been getting colder
as we move inland.

That's weird. Normally the coast would
be coldest because of the ocean breeze.

Too bad golf carts don't have heaters.

I feel like I'm coming down
with something.

You're right, Clover, you're not
an ice queen. You're a drama queen.

This geyser field
is the furthest point inland.

Normally it's a bit of a tourist
hot spot, if you'll forgive the pun.

We get bursts of steam
over seven feet high.

SAM: I think I'm beginning to understand
what's happening here.

- You are?
- Yeah. Think about it.

Ice from volcanoes, ice from geysers.
It's all coming from down below.

- From the center of the Earth.
- ALEX: But...

I thought the Earth had a molten core.
Boy, I really messed up on that quiz!

No, Alex, you're right. In fact,
according to my analysis,

this piece of "ice" is actually
a chunk of frozen magma.

Something, or someone, has changed
the temperature of the Earth's core?

Looks that way.

All we need to do is find a way
to get below the Earth's surface!

If you can make my cart do that,
I'll be really impressed!

(cracking)

(Sam shrieks)

- (groans)
- Sam, are you OK?

I'm fine. Embarrassed, but fine.

Hey, look at that! It must have
come up through the geyser.

Feels like some kind of synthetic
fabric. Maybe temperature controlled.

Perfect. A hi-tech tissue.

Is it me or is it getting colder
out here?

It's not you. The temperature has
dropped ten degrees since we got here!

We've got to investigate the Earth's
core and fast! Clover, call Jerry.

Kemba, we need to have
a tele-conference with our editor.

But we'll call you if we need
anything else.

You journalists are very dedicated.
Let me know when that article comes out.

Hello, ladies. I'm glad you called.
I need to show you something.

I'm afraid the situation
has become quite grave.

The cold spell is now spreading out
from the equator.

Temperatures are dropping
all over the world.

If you don't hurry,
the Earth will ice over completely.

All life will be destroyed.

We need to get beneath
the Earth's surface.

The best way would be to go
to the ocean floor

and through the Marianas Trench.

I'll have a WOOHP submarine
meet you at the beach ASAP.

Clover, show him that cloth with the
weird insignia you used as a tissue.

Scan it in. I'll run it through our
database and call you when I know more.

(sneezes)

(sneeze echoes)

- ALEX: Bless you.
- (rumbling)

Oh, no.

(they scream)

Quick, activate your boots!

CLOVER: Once again, trouble finds us!

ALEX: Look, there's the submarine!

(they yell)

(shivers)

I could really use
some chicken soup right now.

Would you settle for a breath mint?
It's all I've got.

Oh, great. Winterfresh.

SAM: We're heading into the Trench.

What's that rock formation up ahead?

I don't know but I think we just hit it.

CLOVER: Hey, weird...
there's that symbol again!

- Huh?
- (compowder alert)

That'll be Jerry.

I got the information on
the sample you sent, spies.

The insignia appears to be

the trademark of a research scientist
named Dr. Gelee,

the leading authority on
global warming.

He took a leave of absence last year.
He hasn't been heard from for months.

- That's strange...
- Indeed.

Clover,
make sure to drink plenty of liquids.

- Seems you have a bit of a cold.
- Thanks for the tip.

(sneezes)

Now hurry, girls. The fate
of the world is depending on you.

Boy, he really knows how to lay on
the pressure, doesn't he?

- Ah!
- What's that?

(beeping)

It looks like we're being attacked!

(they scream)

- He's trying to sink us!
- What are we going to do?

CLOVER: Hey, where'd he go?

The sea's turning to ice!

ALEX: We've got to hurry
or we'll be crushed!

Hurry where? We can't go anywhere
with this big rock in front of us!

(rumbling)

ALEX: It's a door!

Come on, let's get out of here!

(shrieks)

What do you think this place is?

Looks can be deceiving!

Whoa!

(sneezes)

My compowder!

She shoots, she scores!

Alex, look out!

Thanks, Sam.

(shivers)

ALEX: What do we do now?

I don't know how much further I can go.

I'm running a fever.

You're probably the hottest thing
on our planet right now.

If I weren't so sick,
I'd totally take that as a compliment.

(sighs) This ice feels good.

- (rumbling)
- (they scream)

Looks like Dr. Gelee's been busy.

This must be what he's using
to cool the Earth.

Now if we can just figure out
how to reverse it.

- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
- SAM: Dr. Gelee?

The one and only. I suppose you girls
are here to save the world.

That was the general plan.

Oh, how caring and decent of you.
Too bad you won't succeed.

Allow me to introduce to you
my research assistants.

I think we've already met.

You're not going to get away with this,
you know.

On the contrary, I already have.
If you look at the monitors,

I think you'll see that the world
is experiencing a bit of a cold snap.

Why are you doing this?

I've spent my career researching the
damage humans have done to this planet.

Pollution, the depletion of the ozone,
destroying Earth's natural resources.

I've come to realize that you people
don't deserve it.

So I'm taking the planet
back to the Ice Age.

But you'll freeze along with us.

Your concern is touching, my dear,
but not to worry.

I have a little safe house tucked away
where I'll sit out the storm.

Then, when everything
has been destroyed,

I'll use a remote control to reverse
this device and rewarm the Earth.

Won't you be kind of lonely
living on the planet all by yourself?

Well, I'm a bit of a loner by nature
but, now that you mention it,

a little companionship couldn't hurt.
Do you play chess?

No matter, I'll teach you.

Boys, bring the blonde.
She seems like the perfect Ice Queen.

As for you two, I'm afraid you'll be
spending the rest of eternity

in deep freeze,
here at the center of the Earth.

No!

We must hurry. In 20 minutes, the
Earth will be completely frozen over.

(Clover yells)

Sam! Alex! Help me!

- (they shiver)
- Talk about chilling out!

Yeah, thank goodness for
these lip balm lasers!

No kidding!
My lips are seriously chapped.

Come on, we've got to find a way
to shut that machine down.

Oh, no! It won't budge. It's like the
dial's locked in place or something!

ALEX: Sam, look! We're too late.

No, we can't give up.
Dr. Gelee said we had 20 minutes

before the Earth freezes completely.
We've got to find him and Clover.

How do you suppose we get that pod back?

ALEX: Sweet.

Any idea how this works?

ALEX: Maybe you need some kind
of key or something.

(they yell)

SAM: Looks like we're programmed
to go to the North Pole.

I hope there's no loop-de-loops.
Those things make me sick.

SAM: I think we might have
a more serious problem.

According to this,
the exit has iced over.

- ALEX: We could use our lasers.
- I have a better idea.

- Hold on to your hat.
- (beeping)

If I knew we'd visit the North Pole,
I'd have brought my Christmas list.

Yeah, and you could have delivered it
directly to Santa's workshop.

This must be Dr. Gelee's ice hideaway.

- Are you OK?
- Yeah, fine.

I just tripped over this snow bank.

(growling)

- (they scream)
- Run!

I thought everything was supposed to be
frozen over!

ALEX: I guess he didn't get the memo.
(gasps)

(growls)

(screams)

Nothing like the power of the pen.

SAM: Now we just have
to find a way inside.

(they yell)

- Can you skate a figure eight?
- Sure. Why?

Checkmate. I win again!

(sighs) This is gonna be a long Ice Age.

(rumbling)

Sorry to interrupt your game.

That's OK. I was losing anyway.

No! No! You've ruined everything!

Don't you understand
that we'll freeze in here?

Unless you deactivate your freeze ray.

Not my life's work. I won't do it!

Get them!

Checkmate, Dr. Gelee.

No! I refuse to give up!

(sneezes)

DR. GELEE: No!

CLOVER: Got it.

You evil little germ-spreader!
You've given me your cold!

No one can call you an ice queen now,
Clover.

- You're warming up the entire planet!
- No!

CLOVER: Look on the bright side.

You'll have plenty of time
to work on your chess game in prison.

(school bell rings)

SAM: It was sweet of Kemba
to send us these shirts.

He didn't even care when
I told him the article was cut.

He was happy to have
the warm weather back.

Look, there's Darryl.
Maybe he's writing you another poem.

I'll be right back.

- Where are you going?
- To ask Darryl out.

I thought you said
he wasn't cool enough for you.

OK, I've had it with the cool...
and cold... and freezing...

and I plan to end this ice queen thing
here and now.

- Oh.
- CLOVER: Hi, Darryl!

Um... hey, Clover.

Listen, Darryl, I'm sorry about
what I said the other day

and I'd love to go out with you
sometime.

Sorry, Clover,
but my schedule's kind of tied up.

Wait, Darryl, you don't understand!
I'm really good at chess now!

(they laugh)