Total Bellas (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 8 - Off the Deep End - full transcript
‐ Artem.
‐ Last night, you said things that‐‐
‐ Were really mean. I'm sorry.
I love you.
‐ What's going on? ‐ I'm
like two weeks late.
‐ Honestly?
‐ Artem, what are the results?
‐ It's negative.
‐ Yeah.
Okay, I'm 35 years old.
A lot of things women
when they turn 35.
I wish we could get
pregnant at any age.
Sometimes that mind effs the out of me.
I have a question for you.
If I couldn't have kids,
would you still be with me?
‐ What up? ‐ What up?
‐ Yo, look how pretty you look.
‐ Oh, do I?
‐ Yeah, both of you.
‐ Um, what about me?
‐ Oh, thank you. ‐ I
said, "both of you."
‐ Thank you. ‐ Just take it easy.
‐ Whoa, that looks stiff.
‐ You're the boner crusher,
so we know you like a stiffy.
‐ Ooh, I have a question.
‐ Oh, here it goes, yeah. ‐
Oh, here comes the vagina.
‐ No, I'm just such a lightweight.
Can I add a little something?
It's a little strong for me and‐‐
‐ So what she's saying is she's
not used to country bars.
‐ How you did it all, though...
‐ I apologize for my sister.
‐ Is so yummy.
‐ You guys, do you want me
to get drunk off one drink?
‐ I mean, I don't care.
‐ Do you want me to give
you a side of soda water?
You can add it as you go. ‐ Okay, yeah.
‐ That's okay. ‐ All right.
‐ So when?
‐ Sure. ‐ I'm fine.
‐ Did you ask? ‐ No, I'll be mad.
‐ Just say, "hey, she would
like it shaken," then.
‐ No, Brianna, you're gonna
make me wanna leave,
and I'm not even kidding.
‐
You guys are gonna be
the best neighbors.
I can see it already.
‐ What do you mean?
‐ Nothing could go wrong.
‐ It'll be perfect,
so we get in little‐‐
‐ You guys literally
just started arguing
if it should be shaken or if she should
just keep it on the side.
‐ Well, because I can tell‐‐
I know what she wants,
and I just want her to have a fun time,
so it's like, just do it.
‐ I'm so excited for dinner parties.
‐ Who do you think's gonna
be a better neighbor?
‐ Nicole. ‐ Thank you.
‐ Because you have Birdie,
so you're gonna be more of a stickler.
‐ Let's do a quiz, and let's
see who's the better neighbor.
J, you actually join in this too.
‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ Why not?
‐ Is this really happening?
‐ Number one, how would
you describe yourself
socially as a neighbor?
Wait, there's ABCs.
‐ A, I'm baking cookies‐‐
stop by and have one.
‐ Bossy as. ‐ Huh?
‐ B, come inside but not for too long
because then it gets weird.
C‐‐ ‐ Sounds like my sex life.
‐ Ew.
‐
‐ I'm B.
‐
‐
‐ ♪ Is anybody else in
the world tonight ♪
‐ You guys want a glass
of wine or champagne
when we walk over there?
‐ I'll start with chardonnay,
and I don't want that much.
‐ Are you guys ready to go next
door and see my new house?
‐ Finally. ‐ I can't wait.
‐ So I want to talk about
a Russian tradition.
In the Russian culture,
it's good luck that,
when you move into your new house,
you have a black cat walk
across the front door first.
‐ When you buy a house, you
need to let the cat in
for two hours. ‐ Why a cat?
‐ So it's, like,
blessing or maybe, like,
scaring all the ghosts or whatever.
‐ So Winnie's good luck,
but we'll make him look like a cat.
‐ Uh, you know we're
in Phoenix, Arizona?
Very far from Russia.
‐ You're gonna make Win a cat?
‐
‐ Poor him. ‐ Right.
‐ Let's go.
‐ This is way too far of a walk.
‐ I cannot believe my house is done.
Like, I am just so excited
to show my family my house.
Unfortunately, Artem isn't
here because he's in LA,
taking advantage of
some job opportunities.
And, I have to say, this feels like
a totally new chapter in my life.
Nicole's back. I'm independent.
It makes me feel really
good, and really strong.
You guys ready?
‐ All right. ‐ Okay, Win, you go first.
‐ Okay, Winnie. ‐ Yeah, go.
‐ Yay. ‐ Yay.
‐ Welcome to my casa.
‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ I love this.
‐ Wow. ‐ Um, this looks insane.
‐ Oh, wow, how pretty.
‐ So I'm officially in my new house.
‐ Oh.
‐ And officially Brie's
next‐door neighbor.
‐ That's right. ‐ Congratulations.
‐ Yes. ‐ Casa de Coco.
‐ Whoo.
‐ Are we all staying here tonight?
‐ I love my home. I love the design.
I love seeing all the furniture in it.
I just see myself here
for a really long time.
‐ It's gonna be a lot of fun,
and if we get sick of each other
in a couple years, we'll
just sell your house.
‐ What?
‐ Nicole, I love this.
‐ Don't you love this?
‐ And I love the bar area.
‐ Let's go upstairs.
‐ Bird, do you like these barstools?
Yeah.
I feel like you're gonna fall off.
As I'm walking through Nicole's house,
I can't help but notice that
it isn't toddler‐friendly.
I'm one of those moms,
anyplace I walk into,
I just look and see
like, okay, would Birdie
grab that and hurt herself?
Would she trip and fall?
Could she get to this?
And I'm really concerned
about the backyard.
There is a pool with water to
the top and no pool gate‐‐
zero.
Birdie could easily escape the house,
come over, go through a
door, and have an accident.
‐ All right, selfie
in the selfie mirror.
‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Go in the middle, fine.
‐ All right, ready?
One, two‐‐ ‐ Superstar.
‐ ‐ No, it's just‐‐
‐ Okay, I need to FaceTime my man.
‐ Hey, would you ever Airbnb this?
Lauren and I might get it.
‐ Get it for a couple nights.
‐ Artem, Bird wants
to say hi real quick.
- ‐ Oh.
- ‐
‐ Hi, Bird.
‐ Um, look at, real quick‐‐
‐ Hey, Artem‐‐oh, can I
ask him a quick question?
‐ Yeah.
‐ Hey, is it true that
in Russia you want a cat
to walk into your house
first before anyone else?
‐ I've never heard of, but I‐‐
‐ Artem, I dressed Win up as a cat.
‐ He's from Russia!
Not only is it not something,
she made her dog turn
into a fake cat to do it.
‐ ‐ Seriously.
‐ Look, I'll show you the basics.
This home is unreal.
Can you believe this is my home?
Well, ours‐‐I mean, it
is my house, you know.
I'm proud of it.
‐ Yeah, well, it looks pretty good.
Good job.
I've actually been really happy
that Artem's been in LA really busy
'cause I feel like I've
needed this alone time
'cause this is the first time
in my life that I own a home.
This is everything I've
worked so hard for.
All my savings, it's this home,
and I never wanna depend
on a man, so it's amazing.
It's like, I just feel so accomplished.
‐ Yeah, it is the house.
It looks like your house.
‐ Why‐‐you're saying 'cause it's girly?
‐ Yeah, no, it is. This is great.
I like it too. ‐ I'm so excited.
I'm gonna soak it in.
‐ And I love you too.
‐ Well, I love you. ‐ Love you too.
‐ Bye. ‐ Bye.
‐ Oh, my gosh, I can't
believe this is mine.
Oh, my gosh, how beautiful. Hi there.
What a gorgeous office.
‐ Hi, good morning.
‐ Hi there, morning.
‐ I'm gonna have you
fill out these forms.
‐ Thank you.
‐ I used to go to your
doctor's appointments
all the time when you guys were little.
Now I still go as adults.
‐ Yeah.
‐ ‐ You can't write that, right?
‐ No. ‐ I just write "none"?
‐ Yeah, "none." ‐ Come on in.
‐ Okay, great.
After having the pregnancy scare,
I feel like I need to go to the doctor
and just know‐‐ one, my fertility,
and even though I don't mentally feel
I'm in the right place right now,
I wanna be a mom one day. I really do.
I never have ever taken the steps
to prepare myself for that.
Hi. ‐ Hi, Nicole.
‐ How are you? ‐ Good‐‐how are you?
‐ Dr. Aliabadi, nice to meet you.
‐ Oh, nice to meet you. ‐ I'm Kathy.
‐ This is my mom. ‐ Oh, hi.
How are you? ‐ Yeah.
‐ Wait, your mom?
‐ Yes. ‐ Yeah, my mom.
‐ Yeah, you look so young.
You guys look like sisters.
‐ I was young. I was 19.
‐ I just wanna ask a lot of questions.
I need to know some answers
of what my future holds
as a woman having a baby past 35.
‐ Basically, just to give
you a general information.
We're born with maybe
1 to 2 million eggs.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ By mid‐30s, that
number is about 100,000.
The reason we freeze is because
the quality goes down too.
‐ Okay.
‐ At age 35, I want you
to freeze your eggs.
‐ Okay. ‐ Wow.
‐ Okay, so I want you to know. ‐ Yeah.
‐ This is the time we freeze eggs.
‐ Okay.
‐ You know, as you get older,
it gets harder and harder.
You might have miscarriages. ‐ Yeah.
‐ By age 45, the chance
of you getting pregnant
with your own eggs is close to zero.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Do you have a partner right now?
‐ I do.
‐ Why not get pregnant,
out of curiosity?
‐ I just‐‐I don't feel ready for it.
‐ ‐ I'm very‐‐I know.
I'm, like, so‐‐
I mean, I feel like I'd
be ready in a few years.
I don't want Artem to be
a part of this process
because I don't wanna
have any influence
from Artem or anyone else
about freezing my eggs
because it's about me‐‐
me as a woman and my body,
and I wanna make those
decisions on my own.
‐ Babies don't wait. ‐ Yeah.
‐ So if you really wanna have a family,
I don't want you to keep pushing.
At 40 is‐‐you're risking. ‐ Okay.
‐ You're playing with fire.
‐ They make permanent fences,
and Brian and I said we would
go half on it with you.
‐ They have one
that has the Louis Vuitton
logo all over it.
‐ They have Louis Vuitton logo one?
‐
‐ There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
I'm gonna say I've been
forgetting‐‐maybe avoiding.
‐ What do you mean "avoiding"?
‐ Babies don't wait. ‐ Yeah.
‐ So if you really wanna have a family,
I don't want you to keep pushing.
At 40 is‐‐you're risking. ‐ Okay.
‐ You're playing with fire.
You know, you have a window,
but just because you have frozen eggs,
doesn't mean you're gonna
have a healthy embryo.
I think if you're 100% sure
you're gonna stay with him,
I would do one cycle of egg freezing,
and I would do one cycle
of embryo freezing.
‐ Okay.
‐ Once you have embryos,
you need, obviously,
his permission to transfer
'cause it's half of‐‐
‐ Yeah. ‐ You know, it's his sperm.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Then they can actually
test the embryos
before they transfer.
Does it make sense?
‐ Yeah, it does make sense. ‐ Yeah.
Well, this is news to me.
I didn't realize that
eggs are better frozen
when they're fertilized
and they're an embryo.
They're better for you in the future
to get pregnant with than just
the egg being frozen on itself.
Can we ever do anything
on our own here?
It's frustrating
'cause I love being
an independent woman,
and freezing eggs, creating embryos,
it's kind of like a lot to think about.
That's like having frozen
children out there.
It's being bound to someone forever.
I just‐‐I can't do that.
I love my partner that I'm with,
but I'm just not craving those things.
‐ As long as you're okay
with not getting pregnant.
‐ Yeah.
‐ I just don't want
you to come back here
at age 43 in a panic... ‐ Right.
‐ And regret not having had a kid,
so I want you to think about it.
‐ Hello.
‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.
‐ Welcome to Leslie's.
‐ It smells like a pool in here.
‐ Yeah, smell the chlorine? ‐ Yeah.
‐
‐ So we're here to look at pool fences.
‐ Okay.
‐ It's for her sister.
‐ It's for my sister.
‐ Okay.
‐ And we have a 2 1/2 year old child,
so we just wanna make sure
that she's protected.
‐ Yeah. ‐ All right.
There's a variety of things
really, but here at Leslie's,
the first thing we wanna make sure
we're educating on is learning to swim.
‐ He doesn't know how to swim.
‐ Yeah, okay.
‐ I do know how to swim. ‐
So he grew up in‐‐no, you‐‐
‐ I do. ‐ Dog paddle is not‐‐
‐ I can dog paddle, and
I can tread water.
‐ Okay.
‐ But I can climb out
of a pool like a mofo.
‐ You can, but our daughter can't.
‐ I know.
‐ So I don't know if she has
his swimming abilities.
I'm a really good swimmer.
‐ ‐ I am.
I was on swim team for a couple years,
like, when I was young.
Like, I can swim.
‐ So this is an option here.
It's the highest quality
perimeter safety fence
that you can get.
Now, this is a removable
fence, and then...
‐ Yeah.
‐ Permanent fencing is an option.
‐ That's what I like.
‐ The permanent fencing, it's‐‐
you're gonna get a
little bit more spendy.
You could spend $30,000 to $50,000.
It could get pretty pricy.
‐ Nicole. ‐ Yeah?
‐ Hey, so Bryan and I
are leaving Leslie's Pool Supply Store.
‐ Oh, cool.
‐ So they make these permanent fences.
They cost about 30 Gs.
Top of the line safety.
And Bryan and I said we would
go half on it with you.
‐ Well, okay, first of all,
having a pool fence in my house‐‐
it's not about the money.
When it's just me enjoying
my house with Artem,
I don't have to look at a fence.
‐ Yeah, but, like‐‐
‐ Is it not about safety
for Birdie and Winston?
‐ Of course.
‐ I'm getting really bothered
because my sister shuts me down.
‐ Oh, my gosh, the one downfall
about living right next
door to your twin sister,
is that she thinks she
has, like, influence
on my house stuff‐‐ like,
pool gates in my home.
‐ My thing is, if you
want me at your house,
well, these are the regulations.
‐ I mean, who does that? ‐
They also make pool covers,
especially in the off‐season
when no one's swimming,
but you also have to have
a pool fence with it.
You don't just have that.
‐ And they actually have one
that has the Louis Vuitton logo
all over it, so it'll
match up with your style.
‐ They do. It was crazy
to see that one.
‐ Yeah. ‐ No way.
They have Louis Vuitton logo one?
Yeah.
It's the exact same
thing as the other one.
It's just three times as expensive.
‐ Custom‐made. We'll buy it.
‐ It has that sweet logo
that just says LV on it.
‐ Just send me photos.
I need to see proof 'cause I
feel like I'm being lied to.
‐ Okay, bye.
How 'bout the Louis Vuitton get her?
‐ The Louis Vuitton got her.
She was interested.
‐ Here.
I'm gonna grab broccoli.
‐ Okay.
‐ Artem, I totally‐‐
there's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
Um...
So I've been thinking, like,
do I wanna freeze my eggs with Artem?
Do I just wanna do it myself?
And I think the best
decision right now is
I want to freeze my own eggs
and know that my own eggs
are gonna be really healthy
when I wanna do this‐‐
not with someone else.
I'm gonna say I've been forgetting.
‐ You've been forgetting?
‐ But maybe avoiding.
‐ What do you mean avoiding?
‐ It's just gonna be really
difficult to tell Artem
because I know Artem sees
things a lot differently
in this department than I do,
and I'm so afraid to upset him.
‐ Nicole.
‐ I feel bad for Artem.
‐ Hey, I see the future with Artem.
I just don't want that
official commitment
right now, and I think that's okay.
‐ Until you have a spicy margarita...
‐ Yeah.
‐ And then you're like,
"Oh, my God, we're gonna get married."
So, Nicole, legally, you
have to have these.
‐ There is no way you
have to have that.
Maybe on a public pool‐‐ ‐
Why is that bad to have?
‐ You're such a neighbor‐‐oh.
‐ There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
I'm gonna say I've been forgetting.
So, um, oh, my doctor called me.
Remember when I went
in to see the doctor?
‐ Yeah, of course I do.
She's like, "You either
need to have a baby ASAP,
freeze your eggs ASAP."
So...
so I was thinking the past few days‐‐
‐ Okay, I mean, that's
like, a big deal, so...
‐ No, no, I know, but I
just feel like I needed
to think about it myself.
‐ Oh, so you don't want me
to be involved in that.
‐ No, no, no, I want
you to be involved,
but what I feel like is the best,
is that I'm just gonna freeze my eggs.
‐ Well, I just don't get it.
That's only one option?
‐ Like, I'm not gonna
do embryos so like,
I'm not going to do
my eggs and your sperm
combined and freeze them.
I'm just freezing my eggs‐‐
my own‐‐my own thing.
‐ And reason being is because?
‐ Well, I just was thinking, I mean...
We're not married, and
I just feel like...
‐ But is that a better way
or is that just your
preference because‐‐
‐ I mean, the doctor suggested
that it's obviously better
to freeze embryos,
but that's us forever having,
like, pretty much a kid out there.
Don't you think that's fast?
Like‐‐
‐ Would it matter what my thoughts are?
‐ No, it matters a lot. ‐
'Cause it seems like‐‐
‐ I promise you it matters a lot.
‐ It seems like you already
know what you're doing, so...
This is such a big decision.
Why not freezing the embryo
that would be our kids?
You know, where'd that
decision come from?
Being in that unknown
does make you feel
like you're not part
of this relationship
at the capacity that you think you are.
‐ It's just‐‐we're not married.
‐ Yeah. ‐ We've been dating a year.
‐ Yeah.
It's kind of like being all‐in
or not being all‐in at this point.
I don't know.
It's like, step forward
and then, with another decision,
it's like another three step backwards,
and then step forward‐‐another
three step backwards, so yeah.
To me, it's like, decisions like that,
when you're in a relationship,
shouldn't be made by one person.
That's what upsets me most.
When you said you don't
wanna go in details,
it made me feel like you don't
even wanna have the discussion.
‐ I know, but it's my body.
‐ I understand, but
it's still our lives.
‐ But just 'cause I freeze my own eggs,
doesn't mean I'm saying, like,
I don't wanna have kids
with you or I don't wanna move forward.
A lot of people just freeze their eggs,
and then they do the whole
embryo process later on.
It's just‐‐this is
such an uncomfortable
conversation to have.
‐ Why is it uncomfortable?
‐ Because I don't want you to be upset.
‐ I'm upset because I
feel like I haven't been
part of that conversation.
It did made me feel like
maybe she doesn't see this partnership
and this relationship go any
further than what it is,
and it's a hard realization
because I want more.
I'm ready for more.
‐ Brie and Nikki Bella
are WWE Champions,
co‐founders of Belle Radici wines
of Napa, California.
Please welcome Brie and Nikki Bella.
‐ Aww. ‐ Aww.
‐ Can you guys sign
my Louis Vuitton bag?
‐ Um, yes. ‐ Yes. Are you sure?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh, my gosh.
First time I signed a Louis!
‐ You are just the cutest
little thing ever.
You know that?
Oh, my‐‐
‐ Be nice!
Here, you hold him. ‐ Does
he want me to hold him?
‐ If you hold him, he won't try and‐‐
- ‐ No, he won't...
- ‐
‐ He won't get mad at you. I swear!
‐ Oh no, are you sure?
‐ If you're holding him, he's fine.
‐ I look mad. ‐ It's okay, baby.
She scares me too.
‐ But he's honestly the cutest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
‐ Isn't he so cute?
Hey, while Nicole's in the bathroom,
I wanna ask you guys something. ‐ What?
‐ But let's go out
here where it's quiet.
‐ All right.
‐ This has been, like,
really on my mind a lot.
So Nicole doesn't have a pool fence.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay.
‐ Okay, well, we have little girls.
‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I live next door.
‐ Yeah.
‐ I feel like Nicole
seriously needs to have
a permanent pool gate.
‐ And, eventually, Birdie will,
like‐‐she'll be there often.
‐ Okay, I‐‐ ‐ Yeah, all of us will be.
‐ Yeah, totally.
‐ I understand that, but
it's also her house.
She doesn't have kids.
‐ Yeah, but I'm her next‐door neighbor.
‐ Doesn't matter.
You're treading on some
different kind of water
'cause she's a homeowner now‐‐
that she bought with her own money
and, not even that, this is,
like, her first real big purchase.
You're touching her baby now.
You're gonna go in and try to her baby.
You have to be care‐‐
‐ Well, she's messing with my baby.
‐ No, no, no she's not.
She just bought a home.
That's all she did.
My sisters moving in next to each other
is a little crazy to me.
I don't think it's gonna
be this, like, fun holiday
they think it's gonna be.
They get into some arguments.
They get pretty vicious, and
it's comical in a sense.
You can't tell someone
that owns their own home
they have to get a pool fence.
‐ If she's my sister, I can.
‐ No, you cannot.
Brianna, it's up to you to make sure
Birdie doesn't get over there,
so I'm with Nicole on this one.
‐ Well, why not just
talk to her about it?
‐ You can suggest things... ‐ Yeah.
‐ But, and then, you know what?
I think this is‐‐
‐ No, I'm gonna take
things away from her.
I'm gonna say if she
doesn't get a pool gate,
I'm not coming over.
‐ Okay, then she might
really not get one then.
‐ Instead of my brother joining forces
to go against my sister,
he's on her side.
And my brother should know by now
that I always get what I want.
Well, should we go
taste some more stuff?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Hey.
‐ At these things, you get full.
You need to get full.
‐ Brianna, I'm gonna check you
if you get out of line, though.
‐ Whatever.
You better. ‐ Just be like, "pshh."
‐ You're welcome. ‐
So nice to meet you.
‐ You too. ‐ Thank you for coming.
‐ Thanks.
‐ Brie, do I need to
put more makeup on?
‐ You have eye boogers
that I would like to
have out of your eyes.
‐ Oh, my God, I look like I haven't‐‐
I have no makeup on.
‐ I keep staring at your eye boogers,
and it's grossing me out.
‐ I didn't even get to talk to
you yet about what I brought up
to Artem yesterday at
the grocery store.
‐ What? ‐ About freezing my eggs.
‐ What'd you say to him?
‐ I just said, "I'm
gonna freeze my eggs."
I'm not gonna put his sperm in it
and then create an
embryo and freeze it.
It made me feel really
bad, telling him.
I just see it so much in his eyes
when he gets so upset, and I hate that.
‐ It's 'cause you get drunk,
and you promise him the world.
If Artem were to propose‐‐
‐ Don't you wanna be
with someone, though,
that has that hopeful future for you?
‐ Yeah, but if Artem were
to propose to you tomorrow,
would you say yes?
‐ I don't know. ‐ That means no.
‐ Look, I wanna marry
Artem, but not today.
‐ I feel like forever my
sister just really wanted
to be wife and a mother, but
every time she gets close
to that, she freaks out,
and I actually feel like
my sister's really
afraid of commitment.
My sister's afraid to be tied down,
and I think it comes from
my parents' relationship.
But my sister loves Artem
with all her heart.
So I feel like I need to push
my sister to commitment,
so I wanna help Artem.
Feel bad for Artem.
‐ Why? 'Cause I love him so much?
‐ You just‐‐you make him a
part of everything, Nicole‐‐
‐ Because I want him to
be a part of everything.
He's my baby.
‐ Okay, well, but you can't have, like,
limits and rules for yourself.
You have to understand,
like, someone like him‐‐
of course something like
that's gonna be weird for him.
‐ You know, I already feel bad enough
about everything I've done
with Artem and, like,
what I said to him.
It's like, I don't need
Brie guilt‐tripping me
and making me feel terrible.
And I feel like there's
a lot of pressure
on our relationship,
but I just don't do well with pressure.
When I feel like I'm
pressured, I just shut down,
and I just wish Brie
could understand my side
a little more and not fully
just be sticking up for Artem.
I don't know.
I just kind of feel alone in this.
‐ Brizzle to Boner Crusher.
‐ I absolutely love that name.
So I am the Boner Crusher
'cause I create boners and I crush 'em.
‐ I just want to participate
in those decisions.
‐ What if we break up?
Those embryos just stay
frozen or we destroy 'em?
‐ What if we don't break up?
‐ Well, it's‐‐ ‐ Then what?
‐ Artem hangs on to everything
you say, by the way.
You know that, right?
So this is all on you.
‐ Hey, I see the future with Artem,
I just don't want that
official commitment
right now, and I think that's okay.
Yeah.
‐ Until you have a spicy margarita...
‐ Yeah.
‐ And then you're like,
"Oh, my God, we're gonna get married."
I don't know how Artem does it.
‐ Big Sis, I always love your support.
Have I told you about that?
‐ Just being honest.
This is my thing.
When I talk to Artem, and how I see‐‐
Artem thinks he's gonna marry you.
He thinks he's gonna have your babies.
You make him feel that way.
Part of me thinks he
might break up with you.
‐ I feel like my sister has a point.
I go back and forth all
the time with Artem.
Bringing him a part of
things and then saying no,
and acting like my drunken hot mess.
I have put that man on
a roller coaster ride,
and I feel bad for that.
‐ All I know is, you
gotta lay down, like‐‐
you gotta let him know where
you guys really stand
'cause I think he thinks this is it.
Marriage is happening tomorrow.
‐ I know.
‐ Kids are coming a week after that.
‐ I know, it made me feel really bad.
‐ Yeah, well, now I know
why you're still single.
‐ you.
‐ Don't‐‐ ‐ Oh.
‐ Can you help Mama? Look
at‐‐this one's thirsty.
Can you do a little bit?
‐ Yay! ‐ Yay, Bird‐Bird.
‐ Brie, are you over there?
‐ Yeah, I'm over here. ‐
Bird, are you gardening?
How crazy that we're talking
to each other over a wall.
‐ I know.
‐ Look at‐‐someone wanted to say hi.
‐ Win, I'm over here
cleaning up your poop.
And you're over there. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, Nicole I have‐‐actually,
I have a surprise for you.
‐ What? ‐ You'll see.
I didn't win the pool gate situation,
but I won't give up.
I will fight to the death.
I will be the most annoying
neighbor until it's done!
‐ Okay, come on.
Win, who is it?
‐ Well‐‐ ‐ Yeah, you see the pool?
You want‐‐we have to‐‐
‐ That's what we need to talk about.
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ Okay, Bird, be very careful
'cause there is no pool gate.
Birdie Joe‐‐ see how drawn kids get?
‐ I never said they don't get drawn.
‐ Nicole.
‐ Okay, but we gotta stay right here.
‐ Is that a no‐no "wawa"?
‐ That's no‐no water.
See, that's a good girl.
‐ So, Nicole, legally,
you have to have these.
‐ No, I don't.
‐ I'm pretty sure you do.
You have to have them
up if you have a pool.
So probably on that wall back there.
‐
‐ There is no way you
have to have that.
Maybe on a public pool but
not on a private pool.
‐ Why is that bad to have?
Isn't it good for people to know?
‐ To know the capacity pool rules?
I'm not having ragers
here every weekend.
So Brie's bringing over
a pool safety sign over to my house.
First of all, Birdie can't even read.
Surprised my sister can read it,
to tell you the truth, but
it's like, what is this?
Like, I care about my Birdie.
I don't ever want anything
to happen to her,
but I have worked so damn
hard to create a backyard
that I love, and the last thing
I'm gonna see when I'm
in my master bedroom
is a cautious "no lifeguard
on duty" type of sign.
Like, no thank you.
‐ Win!
‐ Birdie Joe, it's
very easy to fall in,
and you don't know how to swim.
Remember what Mama said?
All of this makes me super nervous.
‐ You're such a neighbor‐‐oh.
You suck as a neighbor.
‐ 'Cause I'm all about safety?
‐ I've even done CPR class.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
‐ You have? When?
‐ When I worked at a gym. You
have to be CPR certified.
‐ But you know‐‐you
remember how to do it?
‐ Well, with kids, I
remember it's like‐‐
so you don't break their bone here,
you have to, like, do the two fingers.
‐ So my sister comes
up with a good point.
I kind of feel like
I'm being a hypocrite
because I don't know
CPR, yet I'm pushing
her getting a pool gate,
and, like, maybe I'm being
a little too much‐‐
trying to control her house
and her whole situation
because I know, at the end of the day,
Nicole wants Birdie to be safe.
Bird, that's not cold?
‐ When you leave, you need
to take your signs with you.
‐ No. ‐ Actually, I'll do it for you.
You know what's the best part
about you being my neighbor?
‐ No!
You just littered on my property.
‐ Uh, not if it's your trash.
‐ I could sue you for that.
‐
‐ Artem. ‐ Hey.
Thank you for meeting me.
‐ Well, I ordered you your favorite.
‐ Oh, thank you.
‐ You guys always get
those mushroom coffees.
And then I got a couple little sweets.
‐ A couple? Oh, my God.
‐ Sweets always make
people feel better.
‐ Yeah.
Thank you.
‐ But I'm just nosy sister... ‐ Yeah.
‐ And trying to mediate
the whole situation.
And I do see your guys' relationship's
getting really serious, so...
‐ You know, the thing‐‐
what's hard for me,
is that it just‐‐it really
took me kind of by surprise
with her freezing her eggs.
Like, I'd like to kind of be considered
in the sense of like, well,
I'm not doing it by myself.
You know?
And it just felt like we were
in such different places,
and it wasn't the first time,
so that definitely, kind of,
like, spiked already the situation,
but Nicole has this sense of,
like, "the Wonder Woman‐‐
do whatever I want,"
which is cool, like, I'm‐‐
look, I'm not gonna tell her what to do
That's not my place.
She's her own person.
‐ Yeah.
‐ She can do whatever she wants,
but at the same time, I
definitely wanna have kids.
Like, that's not even a discussion.
But if she doesn't feel that way,
then we're definitely
in the wrong relationship, you know?
‐ I definitely wanna have kids.
Like, that's not even a
discussion, you know?
But if she doesn't feel that way,
then we're definitely
in the wrong relationship, you know?
‐ I'm sorry, but I always feel
like these type of situations
help relationships become stronger.
‐ Yeah. ‐ I think we need 'em at times.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Even though they feel like.
But I do think it makes them better.
It does. ‐
‐ You're just still in that part
where it feels really.
‐ It's not like, all of a sudden,
I feel differently about her, you know?
Of course I care about her.
Like, even a situation like
that's not gonna change
the way I feel, but
it's a different bond
when you have a child, you know?
Together with someone, it's like...
it's not like you can take time off.
‐ That's true. ‐ And that's how I feel.
‐ Yeah, 'cause you have baby fever.
‐ Well, it's not that I, like,
want it tomorrow or something.
But I still want to get
married to her eventually.
‐ Yeah.
‐ You know, I never went
ring shopping before.
‐ You've never gone ring shopping?
‐ Even though I was married once,
I never went ring shopping before.
‐ That's so crazy.
I feel like Nicole and
Artem have just had
this whirlwind relationship.
I mean, they always forgive each other,
always love each other, and
she loves her relationship.
She's just terrified.
And I think my sister needs to let go
and realize that he's not the guys
that she dated in the past. It's Artem.
Artem's really serious
about their relationship.
Well, after you talk to Nicole,
and if you guys work some things out,
and if you want to get
really serious about your relationship,
just know I know a
really good diamond guy.
And if you want‐‐ ‐ Yeah?
‐ And he's very private.
Like, he has a private room,
so no one ever see you,
like, walk in and out,
so there'd be no rumors or anything.
‐ Hm.
‐ Just throwing it out there.
I mean, there's a lot of tests
you have to pass, though, first.
‐ It's kind of confusing
where Nicole and I are at
because I know what I wanna be,
but I also just had a
conversation with Nicole
that not necessarily gave
me the sense of security
that we're there.
‐ I remember Bryan and I
would go into things,
and I'd be like, "if
we ever got married,"
then I'd point at stuff.
Or I'd, like, show him,
like, pictures online.
‐ I mean, it's a beautiful ring.
‐ Thank you.
By the way, mine's a 1.9 carat.
I always hear my sister say
she would really like a five.
‐ Cool, I'm gonna go sell my liver.
‐
‐ Mama...
‐ Birdie, you need to go night‐night
if you wanna have fun after your nap.
Nicole, can you hear me?
‐ Brie.
‐ Yay, it works.
‐ It works. This is so cool.
I really need to bedazzle mine.
‐ I need to put a little
fun back in to the fact
that we are neighbors.
Like, we haven't lived
this close to each other
since we've been kids, so I
thought it would be perfect
for us to have walkie‐talkies
to kind of just let loose
and realize that I'm not always strict.
I actually like to have
fun, too, as a neighbor.
‐ WZZ 62, Boner Crusher
to Debbie Downer, 10‐4.
‐ Debby Downer isn't here, 10‐4.
‐ What?
‐ WZ 517,
Brizzle to Boner Crusher.
‐ I absolutely love that name.
So I am the Boner Crusher
'cause I create boners,
and I crush 'em.
‐ Poor Artem.
I wonder if he still
really wants to date you.
‐ Artem is Tiny Dancer, 10‐4.
‐ I have to say, you're
a really good sport
with all my craziness.
‐ Wow, it took a walkie‐talkie
for you to admit that?
Thank you, Debbie Downer.
‐ I know I can be very controlling,
especially when it comes to Bird,
and kind of just thinking
about everything,
I was a little much when
it came to your safety
for your pool, so I apologize.
‐ I want you to know that I
love my nieces to death,
and the last thing I'd ever want
at my home is a tragedy
‐ Okay.
‐ So not only will I have
my temporary pool gate,
but I will have a cover on my pool too.
‐ Aw, yay.
Are you getting that Louis Vuitton one
that Bryan and I were
telling you about?
‐ You know it.
‐ You know what they
say, Boner Crusher,
you can't trust a girl who likes Louis.
‐ You can't trust a girl
who crushes boners,
but you can definitely trust
a girl who likes Louis.
‐ The whole pool gate situation
was a bigger headache for her
than what it needed to be, and
it makes me feel really bad
because right now, with
her egg freezing thing,
instead of me being supportive,
I was more worried about a pool gate,
so I feel like I need to
be a sister and help her
because, as her sister, I
should be there helping her
with all her chaos in her life.
‐ Over and out.
‐ Over and out, Boner Crusher.
‐ Morning. ‐ Hey.
‐ Mmm. What are you cooking?
‐ Just some eggs. ‐ Did you sleep good?
‐ It was the only thing
in the fridge, so...
Did I sleep good? Yeah.
‐ You were snoring. ‐ I was snoring?
‐ You caught yourself,
like, three times.
I wanted to tell you, like, it's okay.
You can snore around me.
You do the‐‐
Like that.
‐ I don't really know if I'm
snoring, so I don't know.
‐ Oh.
Um, I feel like we should talk about
what we were talking about
at the grocery store.
‐ You made a decision
already, so I don't know.
‐ Yeah, but you seemed really upset.
‐ Yeah, because I feel
like we should have
at least have a conversation
with me prior to making decision.
‐ But we're not married.
‐ We are in a relationship,
and it seems like
if it's gonna go anywhere,
it's important to talk about
those things before
making those decisions.
Even if we came to the conclusion
that you wanna just freeze eggs,
I would be okay with it.
I just wanna participate
in those decisions.
‐ I know.
I just feel like the
whole embryo thing is,
like, way too modern for me.
It's like, what if we break up?
Those embryos just stay
frozen or we destroy 'em?
You know what I mean? ‐
And what if we don't?
‐ It just scares me.
‐ What if we don't break up?
‐ Well, it's‐‐ ‐ Then what?
What if we break up? ‐
What if we don't break up?
‐ It's just a really quick move.
And we haven't even been
dating serious for a year.
‐ The whole point of relationship
is two people making
decisions together.
‐ I agree. ‐ Right?
‐ And the fact is, you
didn't think of that‐‐
it's just kind of, like,
okay, well, I guess
you're just not seeing me as something
more than just what it is.
‐ No, I was just scared,
and I just didn't know,
like, if you were gonna
pressure me into doing it,
and then I was gonna do
something that I didn't wanna do.
‐ Okay, can I ask you one thing?
‐ Yeah.
‐ When did I ever pressure
you to do anything?
‐ I love Artem to death.
He is a man that I can depend on,
and I just wanna make
it right with him,
and, like, just love him
how much I love him
and show him that because
he deserves that.
Um, I thought maybe we could talk about
you moving here full‐time with me?
‐ Why‐‐because I cook
breakfast every morning?
‐ Yeah, and you get up
and look like that.
‐ So it's just purely benefit
of you not being hungry.
‐
Artem, I want you to move in.
‐ Well, you also wanted that‐‐
‐ I want you around more.
‐ You also wanted that...
‐ I want you to have clothes here.
‐ Not too long ago,
and then you decided,
"nope, it's too early." ‐ Don't.
‐ So I don't know.
You're like a yo‐yo.
You're like‐‐one day,
you want one thing,
the next day, you want something else.
Family is important
and I don't wanna be
not a dad or a father,
but at the same time,
moving in‐‐ that is the next step.
That's, like, moving forward
within the relationship,
which is what I want to
do, so I'm just hoping
and crossing my fingers that
that decision's not gonna change.
Are you sure? ‐ Yeah, I'm positive.
I won't go back on it.
Yeah?
‐ Fine. ‐ Aw.
‐ You can't be on the same stage
all the time, you know?
You kind of wanna see
your relationship evolve
and be more and progress,
and we're going somewhere, you know?
That's a big deal for me.
‐ And then you could support
me when I freeze my eggs.
‐ Oh, that was‐‐
‐ It's kind of up when
you think about it.
‐
‐ Let's do this.
‐ Oh, thank you for meeting me here.
‐ Yeah, I'm excited.
‐ I see Nicole as my forever partner,
you know, and the whole conversation
about moving in together
made me really feel, like,
okay, you know?
This is what's happening.
‐ Artem. ‐ Yeah?
‐ Can you believe we're doing this?
‐ Well, look, I'm just
trying to, like...
‐ I know. It's good, though.
‐ Just trying to, like‐‐look,
this is my first time shopping
for something like this.
It's a big commitment to
make, but I want Nicole
to see and feel that I'm
here for a long term.
And it just feels really right.
‐ So I'm gonna show you
just some fascinating
and beautiful things,
and you're gonna kind of react to it,
and when you react to it,
I'm gonna get an idea
if you like it or not.
So here we have the azure cut.
A diamond like this is gonna be around
$80,000 to $90,000 a carat.
‐ Wow.
‐ This is a stone that's
gonna be around $160,000.
There's a ten carat. ‐
Oh, that's gorgeous.
‐ And that's gonna be around $600,000.
This is the typical rectangle
that people look for‐‐
about $700,000. ‐ Wow.
‐ Now this is one of
my favorite stones.
800,000.
This ruby‐‐ $1 million, minimum...
‐ Um...
‐ For a one carat.
‐
‐ We need water for Artem.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Cheers.
‐ Thank you. ‐ That was Artem's heart
exploding. ‐ I like that‐‐
‐ I want to give you some time.
‐ Thank you. Yeah.
‐ To, you know, privacy,
and also, just to see
what you're thinking.
‐ Right. ‐ You know.
‐ I want to propose,
and I want it to be perfect,
but seeing what I can afford,
versus what I think she deserves,
is in a different realm.
I don't know. What do you think?
‐ I understand right now how you feel
because of your job and all of that.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Cheers, again.
‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you.
I don't want you to be stressed out
because this is supposed
to be a fun thing.
‐ I know, right?
‐ And a wedding ring is
something you wear every day.
What would you want to spend on a ring?
‐ I don't even know.
‐ Like, love is more than a ring.
‐ I know, but it sucks
because you obviously want
to give the ring she wants
and it's definitely something
to think about, for sure.
But obviously Nicole has no
idea about any of this, so...
‐ No, I know. She was like,
"Where are you going?"
And I'm like, "Lunch."
‐ Yeah, let's just keep it between us
'cause when I do it,
I don't want it to be,
like, a known fact,
'cause it should always be unexpected.
It should not be like, "Oh,
you know, this is gonna happen today."
‐ Yeah. ‐ So...
‐ I feel bad for Artem right now
because hearing these prices,
he is dying inside.
I feel like I'm gonna have
to carry him out of here.
Poor guy. ‐ Excuse me.
‐ Hello. ‐ This is really an expression
about you, okay.
‐ So Artem's gonna think about it and‐‐
‐ Absolutely. Listen,
find and executing
the right stone is everything.
‐ Bryan wants us to go to
a Native American healer.
‐
‐ Oh, something's serious going on.
‐ Your wife, your daughter,
everyone here loves you!
‐ I feel like my mind
has completely let go.
‐ My parents are coming to town.
‐ Why are you red, Artem?
‐ I got the ring.
‐ The engagement ring?
Even though I brought up ring shopping,
it makes me nervous.
Artem might be ready. I
don't know if my sister is.
‐ Last night, you said things that‐‐
‐ Were really mean. I'm sorry.
I love you.
‐ What's going on? ‐ I'm
like two weeks late.
‐ Honestly?
‐ Artem, what are the results?
‐ It's negative.
‐ Yeah.
Okay, I'm 35 years old.
A lot of things women
when they turn 35.
I wish we could get
pregnant at any age.
Sometimes that mind effs the out of me.
I have a question for you.
If I couldn't have kids,
would you still be with me?
‐ What up? ‐ What up?
‐ Yo, look how pretty you look.
‐ Oh, do I?
‐ Yeah, both of you.
‐ Um, what about me?
‐ Oh, thank you. ‐ I
said, "both of you."
‐ Thank you. ‐ Just take it easy.
‐ Whoa, that looks stiff.
‐ You're the boner crusher,
so we know you like a stiffy.
‐ Ooh, I have a question.
‐ Oh, here it goes, yeah. ‐
Oh, here comes the vagina.
‐ No, I'm just such a lightweight.
Can I add a little something?
It's a little strong for me and‐‐
‐ So what she's saying is she's
not used to country bars.
‐ How you did it all, though...
‐ I apologize for my sister.
‐ Is so yummy.
‐ You guys, do you want me
to get drunk off one drink?
‐ I mean, I don't care.
‐ Do you want me to give
you a side of soda water?
You can add it as you go. ‐ Okay, yeah.
‐ That's okay. ‐ All right.
‐ So when?
‐ Sure. ‐ I'm fine.
‐ Did you ask? ‐ No, I'll be mad.
‐ Just say, "hey, she would
like it shaken," then.
‐ No, Brianna, you're gonna
make me wanna leave,
and I'm not even kidding.
‐
You guys are gonna be
the best neighbors.
I can see it already.
‐ What do you mean?
‐ Nothing could go wrong.
‐ It'll be perfect,
so we get in little‐‐
‐ You guys literally
just started arguing
if it should be shaken or if she should
just keep it on the side.
‐ Well, because I can tell‐‐
I know what she wants,
and I just want her to have a fun time,
so it's like, just do it.
‐ I'm so excited for dinner parties.
‐ Who do you think's gonna
be a better neighbor?
‐ Nicole. ‐ Thank you.
‐ Because you have Birdie,
so you're gonna be more of a stickler.
‐ Let's do a quiz, and let's
see who's the better neighbor.
J, you actually join in this too.
‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ Why not?
‐ Is this really happening?
‐ Number one, how would
you describe yourself
socially as a neighbor?
Wait, there's ABCs.
‐ A, I'm baking cookies‐‐
stop by and have one.
‐ Bossy as. ‐ Huh?
‐ B, come inside but not for too long
because then it gets weird.
C‐‐ ‐ Sounds like my sex life.
‐ Ew.
‐
‐ I'm B.
‐
‐
‐ ♪ Is anybody else in
the world tonight ♪
‐ You guys want a glass
of wine or champagne
when we walk over there?
‐ I'll start with chardonnay,
and I don't want that much.
‐ Are you guys ready to go next
door and see my new house?
‐ Finally. ‐ I can't wait.
‐ So I want to talk about
a Russian tradition.
In the Russian culture,
it's good luck that,
when you move into your new house,
you have a black cat walk
across the front door first.
‐ When you buy a house, you
need to let the cat in
for two hours. ‐ Why a cat?
‐ So it's, like,
blessing or maybe, like,
scaring all the ghosts or whatever.
‐ So Winnie's good luck,
but we'll make him look like a cat.
‐ Uh, you know we're
in Phoenix, Arizona?
Very far from Russia.
‐ You're gonna make Win a cat?
‐
‐ Poor him. ‐ Right.
‐ Let's go.
‐ This is way too far of a walk.
‐ I cannot believe my house is done.
Like, I am just so excited
to show my family my house.
Unfortunately, Artem isn't
here because he's in LA,
taking advantage of
some job opportunities.
And, I have to say, this feels like
a totally new chapter in my life.
Nicole's back. I'm independent.
It makes me feel really
good, and really strong.
You guys ready?
‐ All right. ‐ Okay, Win, you go first.
‐ Okay, Winnie. ‐ Yeah, go.
‐ Yay. ‐ Yay.
‐ Welcome to my casa.
‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ I love this.
‐ Wow. ‐ Um, this looks insane.
‐ Oh, wow, how pretty.
‐ So I'm officially in my new house.
‐ Oh.
‐ And officially Brie's
next‐door neighbor.
‐ That's right. ‐ Congratulations.
‐ Yes. ‐ Casa de Coco.
‐ Whoo.
‐ Are we all staying here tonight?
‐ I love my home. I love the design.
I love seeing all the furniture in it.
I just see myself here
for a really long time.
‐ It's gonna be a lot of fun,
and if we get sick of each other
in a couple years, we'll
just sell your house.
‐ What?
‐ Nicole, I love this.
‐ Don't you love this?
‐ And I love the bar area.
‐ Let's go upstairs.
‐ Bird, do you like these barstools?
Yeah.
I feel like you're gonna fall off.
As I'm walking through Nicole's house,
I can't help but notice that
it isn't toddler‐friendly.
I'm one of those moms,
anyplace I walk into,
I just look and see
like, okay, would Birdie
grab that and hurt herself?
Would she trip and fall?
Could she get to this?
And I'm really concerned
about the backyard.
There is a pool with water to
the top and no pool gate‐‐
zero.
Birdie could easily escape the house,
come over, go through a
door, and have an accident.
‐ All right, selfie
in the selfie mirror.
‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Go in the middle, fine.
‐ All right, ready?
One, two‐‐ ‐ Superstar.
‐ ‐ No, it's just‐‐
‐ Okay, I need to FaceTime my man.
‐ Hey, would you ever Airbnb this?
Lauren and I might get it.
‐ Get it for a couple nights.
‐ Artem, Bird wants
to say hi real quick.
- ‐ Oh.
- ‐
‐ Hi, Bird.
‐ Um, look at, real quick‐‐
‐ Hey, Artem‐‐oh, can I
ask him a quick question?
‐ Yeah.
‐ Hey, is it true that
in Russia you want a cat
to walk into your house
first before anyone else?
‐ I've never heard of, but I‐‐
‐ Artem, I dressed Win up as a cat.
‐ He's from Russia!
Not only is it not something,
she made her dog turn
into a fake cat to do it.
‐ ‐ Seriously.
‐ Look, I'll show you the basics.
This home is unreal.
Can you believe this is my home?
Well, ours‐‐I mean, it
is my house, you know.
I'm proud of it.
‐ Yeah, well, it looks pretty good.
Good job.
I've actually been really happy
that Artem's been in LA really busy
'cause I feel like I've
needed this alone time
'cause this is the first time
in my life that I own a home.
This is everything I've
worked so hard for.
All my savings, it's this home,
and I never wanna depend
on a man, so it's amazing.
It's like, I just feel so accomplished.
‐ Yeah, it is the house.
It looks like your house.
‐ Why‐‐you're saying 'cause it's girly?
‐ Yeah, no, it is. This is great.
I like it too. ‐ I'm so excited.
I'm gonna soak it in.
‐ And I love you too.
‐ Well, I love you. ‐ Love you too.
‐ Bye. ‐ Bye.
‐ Oh, my gosh, I can't
believe this is mine.
Oh, my gosh, how beautiful. Hi there.
What a gorgeous office.
‐ Hi, good morning.
‐ Hi there, morning.
‐ I'm gonna have you
fill out these forms.
‐ Thank you.
‐ I used to go to your
doctor's appointments
all the time when you guys were little.
Now I still go as adults.
‐ Yeah.
‐ ‐ You can't write that, right?
‐ No. ‐ I just write "none"?
‐ Yeah, "none." ‐ Come on in.
‐ Okay, great.
After having the pregnancy scare,
I feel like I need to go to the doctor
and just know‐‐ one, my fertility,
and even though I don't mentally feel
I'm in the right place right now,
I wanna be a mom one day. I really do.
I never have ever taken the steps
to prepare myself for that.
Hi. ‐ Hi, Nicole.
‐ How are you? ‐ Good‐‐how are you?
‐ Dr. Aliabadi, nice to meet you.
‐ Oh, nice to meet you. ‐ I'm Kathy.
‐ This is my mom. ‐ Oh, hi.
How are you? ‐ Yeah.
‐ Wait, your mom?
‐ Yes. ‐ Yeah, my mom.
‐ Yeah, you look so young.
You guys look like sisters.
‐ I was young. I was 19.
‐ I just wanna ask a lot of questions.
I need to know some answers
of what my future holds
as a woman having a baby past 35.
‐ Basically, just to give
you a general information.
We're born with maybe
1 to 2 million eggs.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ By mid‐30s, that
number is about 100,000.
The reason we freeze is because
the quality goes down too.
‐ Okay.
‐ At age 35, I want you
to freeze your eggs.
‐ Okay. ‐ Wow.
‐ Okay, so I want you to know. ‐ Yeah.
‐ This is the time we freeze eggs.
‐ Okay.
‐ You know, as you get older,
it gets harder and harder.
You might have miscarriages. ‐ Yeah.
‐ By age 45, the chance
of you getting pregnant
with your own eggs is close to zero.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Do you have a partner right now?
‐ I do.
‐ Why not get pregnant,
out of curiosity?
‐ I just‐‐I don't feel ready for it.
‐ ‐ I'm very‐‐I know.
I'm, like, so‐‐
I mean, I feel like I'd
be ready in a few years.
I don't want Artem to be
a part of this process
because I don't wanna
have any influence
from Artem or anyone else
about freezing my eggs
because it's about me‐‐
me as a woman and my body,
and I wanna make those
decisions on my own.
‐ Babies don't wait. ‐ Yeah.
‐ So if you really wanna have a family,
I don't want you to keep pushing.
At 40 is‐‐you're risking. ‐ Okay.
‐ You're playing with fire.
‐ They make permanent fences,
and Brian and I said we would
go half on it with you.
‐ They have one
that has the Louis Vuitton
logo all over it.
‐ They have Louis Vuitton logo one?
‐
‐ There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
I'm gonna say I've been
forgetting‐‐maybe avoiding.
‐ What do you mean "avoiding"?
‐ Babies don't wait. ‐ Yeah.
‐ So if you really wanna have a family,
I don't want you to keep pushing.
At 40 is‐‐you're risking. ‐ Okay.
‐ You're playing with fire.
You know, you have a window,
but just because you have frozen eggs,
doesn't mean you're gonna
have a healthy embryo.
I think if you're 100% sure
you're gonna stay with him,
I would do one cycle of egg freezing,
and I would do one cycle
of embryo freezing.
‐ Okay.
‐ Once you have embryos,
you need, obviously,
his permission to transfer
'cause it's half of‐‐
‐ Yeah. ‐ You know, it's his sperm.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Then they can actually
test the embryos
before they transfer.
Does it make sense?
‐ Yeah, it does make sense. ‐ Yeah.
Well, this is news to me.
I didn't realize that
eggs are better frozen
when they're fertilized
and they're an embryo.
They're better for you in the future
to get pregnant with than just
the egg being frozen on itself.
Can we ever do anything
on our own here?
It's frustrating
'cause I love being
an independent woman,
and freezing eggs, creating embryos,
it's kind of like a lot to think about.
That's like having frozen
children out there.
It's being bound to someone forever.
I just‐‐I can't do that.
I love my partner that I'm with,
but I'm just not craving those things.
‐ As long as you're okay
with not getting pregnant.
‐ Yeah.
‐ I just don't want
you to come back here
at age 43 in a panic... ‐ Right.
‐ And regret not having had a kid,
so I want you to think about it.
‐ Hello.
‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.
‐ Welcome to Leslie's.
‐ It smells like a pool in here.
‐ Yeah, smell the chlorine? ‐ Yeah.
‐
‐ So we're here to look at pool fences.
‐ Okay.
‐ It's for her sister.
‐ It's for my sister.
‐ Okay.
‐ And we have a 2 1/2 year old child,
so we just wanna make sure
that she's protected.
‐ Yeah. ‐ All right.
There's a variety of things
really, but here at Leslie's,
the first thing we wanna make sure
we're educating on is learning to swim.
‐ He doesn't know how to swim.
‐ Yeah, okay.
‐ I do know how to swim. ‐
So he grew up in‐‐no, you‐‐
‐ I do. ‐ Dog paddle is not‐‐
‐ I can dog paddle, and
I can tread water.
‐ Okay.
‐ But I can climb out
of a pool like a mofo.
‐ You can, but our daughter can't.
‐ I know.
‐ So I don't know if she has
his swimming abilities.
I'm a really good swimmer.
‐ ‐ I am.
I was on swim team for a couple years,
like, when I was young.
Like, I can swim.
‐ So this is an option here.
It's the highest quality
perimeter safety fence
that you can get.
Now, this is a removable
fence, and then...
‐ Yeah.
‐ Permanent fencing is an option.
‐ That's what I like.
‐ The permanent fencing, it's‐‐
you're gonna get a
little bit more spendy.
You could spend $30,000 to $50,000.
It could get pretty pricy.
‐ Nicole. ‐ Yeah?
‐ Hey, so Bryan and I
are leaving Leslie's Pool Supply Store.
‐ Oh, cool.
‐ So they make these permanent fences.
They cost about 30 Gs.
Top of the line safety.
And Bryan and I said we would
go half on it with you.
‐ Well, okay, first of all,
having a pool fence in my house‐‐
it's not about the money.
When it's just me enjoying
my house with Artem,
I don't have to look at a fence.
‐ Yeah, but, like‐‐
‐ Is it not about safety
for Birdie and Winston?
‐ Of course.
‐ I'm getting really bothered
because my sister shuts me down.
‐ Oh, my gosh, the one downfall
about living right next
door to your twin sister,
is that she thinks she
has, like, influence
on my house stuff‐‐ like,
pool gates in my home.
‐ My thing is, if you
want me at your house,
well, these are the regulations.
‐ I mean, who does that? ‐
They also make pool covers,
especially in the off‐season
when no one's swimming,
but you also have to have
a pool fence with it.
You don't just have that.
‐ And they actually have one
that has the Louis Vuitton logo
all over it, so it'll
match up with your style.
‐ They do. It was crazy
to see that one.
‐ Yeah. ‐ No way.
They have Louis Vuitton logo one?
Yeah.
It's the exact same
thing as the other one.
It's just three times as expensive.
‐ Custom‐made. We'll buy it.
‐ It has that sweet logo
that just says LV on it.
‐ Just send me photos.
I need to see proof 'cause I
feel like I'm being lied to.
‐ Okay, bye.
How 'bout the Louis Vuitton get her?
‐ The Louis Vuitton got her.
She was interested.
‐ Here.
I'm gonna grab broccoli.
‐ Okay.
‐ Artem, I totally‐‐
there's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
Um...
So I've been thinking, like,
do I wanna freeze my eggs with Artem?
Do I just wanna do it myself?
And I think the best
decision right now is
I want to freeze my own eggs
and know that my own eggs
are gonna be really healthy
when I wanna do this‐‐
not with someone else.
I'm gonna say I've been forgetting.
‐ You've been forgetting?
‐ But maybe avoiding.
‐ What do you mean avoiding?
‐ It's just gonna be really
difficult to tell Artem
because I know Artem sees
things a lot differently
in this department than I do,
and I'm so afraid to upset him.
‐ Nicole.
‐ I feel bad for Artem.
‐ Hey, I see the future with Artem.
I just don't want that
official commitment
right now, and I think that's okay.
‐ Until you have a spicy margarita...
‐ Yeah.
‐ And then you're like,
"Oh, my God, we're gonna get married."
So, Nicole, legally, you
have to have these.
‐ There is no way you
have to have that.
Maybe on a public pool‐‐ ‐
Why is that bad to have?
‐ You're such a neighbor‐‐oh.
‐ There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
I'm gonna say I've been forgetting.
So, um, oh, my doctor called me.
Remember when I went
in to see the doctor?
‐ Yeah, of course I do.
She's like, "You either
need to have a baby ASAP,
freeze your eggs ASAP."
So...
so I was thinking the past few days‐‐
‐ Okay, I mean, that's
like, a big deal, so...
‐ No, no, I know, but I
just feel like I needed
to think about it myself.
‐ Oh, so you don't want me
to be involved in that.
‐ No, no, no, I want
you to be involved,
but what I feel like is the best,
is that I'm just gonna freeze my eggs.
‐ Well, I just don't get it.
That's only one option?
‐ Like, I'm not gonna
do embryos so like,
I'm not going to do
my eggs and your sperm
combined and freeze them.
I'm just freezing my eggs‐‐
my own‐‐my own thing.
‐ And reason being is because?
‐ Well, I just was thinking, I mean...
We're not married, and
I just feel like...
‐ But is that a better way
or is that just your
preference because‐‐
‐ I mean, the doctor suggested
that it's obviously better
to freeze embryos,
but that's us forever having,
like, pretty much a kid out there.
Don't you think that's fast?
Like‐‐
‐ Would it matter what my thoughts are?
‐ No, it matters a lot. ‐
'Cause it seems like‐‐
‐ I promise you it matters a lot.
‐ It seems like you already
know what you're doing, so...
This is such a big decision.
Why not freezing the embryo
that would be our kids?
You know, where'd that
decision come from?
Being in that unknown
does make you feel
like you're not part
of this relationship
at the capacity that you think you are.
‐ It's just‐‐we're not married.
‐ Yeah. ‐ We've been dating a year.
‐ Yeah.
It's kind of like being all‐in
or not being all‐in at this point.
I don't know.
It's like, step forward
and then, with another decision,
it's like another three step backwards,
and then step forward‐‐another
three step backwards, so yeah.
To me, it's like, decisions like that,
when you're in a relationship,
shouldn't be made by one person.
That's what upsets me most.
When you said you don't
wanna go in details,
it made me feel like you don't
even wanna have the discussion.
‐ I know, but it's my body.
‐ I understand, but
it's still our lives.
‐ But just 'cause I freeze my own eggs,
doesn't mean I'm saying, like,
I don't wanna have kids
with you or I don't wanna move forward.
A lot of people just freeze their eggs,
and then they do the whole
embryo process later on.
It's just‐‐this is
such an uncomfortable
conversation to have.
‐ Why is it uncomfortable?
‐ Because I don't want you to be upset.
‐ I'm upset because I
feel like I haven't been
part of that conversation.
It did made me feel like
maybe she doesn't see this partnership
and this relationship go any
further than what it is,
and it's a hard realization
because I want more.
I'm ready for more.
‐ Brie and Nikki Bella
are WWE Champions,
co‐founders of Belle Radici wines
of Napa, California.
Please welcome Brie and Nikki Bella.
‐ Aww. ‐ Aww.
‐ Can you guys sign
my Louis Vuitton bag?
‐ Um, yes. ‐ Yes. Are you sure?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh, my gosh.
First time I signed a Louis!
‐ You are just the cutest
little thing ever.
You know that?
Oh, my‐‐
‐ Be nice!
Here, you hold him. ‐ Does
he want me to hold him?
‐ If you hold him, he won't try and‐‐
- ‐ No, he won't...
- ‐
‐ He won't get mad at you. I swear!
‐ Oh no, are you sure?
‐ If you're holding him, he's fine.
‐ I look mad. ‐ It's okay, baby.
She scares me too.
‐ But he's honestly the cutest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
‐ Isn't he so cute?
Hey, while Nicole's in the bathroom,
I wanna ask you guys something. ‐ What?
‐ But let's go out
here where it's quiet.
‐ All right.
‐ This has been, like,
really on my mind a lot.
So Nicole doesn't have a pool fence.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay.
‐ Okay, well, we have little girls.
‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I live next door.
‐ Yeah.
‐ I feel like Nicole
seriously needs to have
a permanent pool gate.
‐ And, eventually, Birdie will,
like‐‐she'll be there often.
‐ Okay, I‐‐ ‐ Yeah, all of us will be.
‐ Yeah, totally.
‐ I understand that, but
it's also her house.
She doesn't have kids.
‐ Yeah, but I'm her next‐door neighbor.
‐ Doesn't matter.
You're treading on some
different kind of water
'cause she's a homeowner now‐‐
that she bought with her own money
and, not even that, this is,
like, her first real big purchase.
You're touching her baby now.
You're gonna go in and try to her baby.
You have to be care‐‐
‐ Well, she's messing with my baby.
‐ No, no, no she's not.
She just bought a home.
That's all she did.
My sisters moving in next to each other
is a little crazy to me.
I don't think it's gonna
be this, like, fun holiday
they think it's gonna be.
They get into some arguments.
They get pretty vicious, and
it's comical in a sense.
You can't tell someone
that owns their own home
they have to get a pool fence.
‐ If she's my sister, I can.
‐ No, you cannot.
Brianna, it's up to you to make sure
Birdie doesn't get over there,
so I'm with Nicole on this one.
‐ Well, why not just
talk to her about it?
‐ You can suggest things... ‐ Yeah.
‐ But, and then, you know what?
I think this is‐‐
‐ No, I'm gonna take
things away from her.
I'm gonna say if she
doesn't get a pool gate,
I'm not coming over.
‐ Okay, then she might
really not get one then.
‐ Instead of my brother joining forces
to go against my sister,
he's on her side.
And my brother should know by now
that I always get what I want.
Well, should we go
taste some more stuff?
‐ Yeah. ‐ Hey.
‐ At these things, you get full.
You need to get full.
‐ Brianna, I'm gonna check you
if you get out of line, though.
‐ Whatever.
You better. ‐ Just be like, "pshh."
‐ You're welcome. ‐
So nice to meet you.
‐ You too. ‐ Thank you for coming.
‐ Thanks.
‐ Brie, do I need to
put more makeup on?
‐ You have eye boogers
that I would like to
have out of your eyes.
‐ Oh, my God, I look like I haven't‐‐
I have no makeup on.
‐ I keep staring at your eye boogers,
and it's grossing me out.
‐ I didn't even get to talk to
you yet about what I brought up
to Artem yesterday at
the grocery store.
‐ What? ‐ About freezing my eggs.
‐ What'd you say to him?
‐ I just said, "I'm
gonna freeze my eggs."
I'm not gonna put his sperm in it
and then create an
embryo and freeze it.
It made me feel really
bad, telling him.
I just see it so much in his eyes
when he gets so upset, and I hate that.
‐ It's 'cause you get drunk,
and you promise him the world.
If Artem were to propose‐‐
‐ Don't you wanna be
with someone, though,
that has that hopeful future for you?
‐ Yeah, but if Artem were
to propose to you tomorrow,
would you say yes?
‐ I don't know. ‐ That means no.
‐ Look, I wanna marry
Artem, but not today.
‐ I feel like forever my
sister just really wanted
to be wife and a mother, but
every time she gets close
to that, she freaks out,
and I actually feel like
my sister's really
afraid of commitment.
My sister's afraid to be tied down,
and I think it comes from
my parents' relationship.
But my sister loves Artem
with all her heart.
So I feel like I need to push
my sister to commitment,
so I wanna help Artem.
Feel bad for Artem.
‐ Why? 'Cause I love him so much?
‐ You just‐‐you make him a
part of everything, Nicole‐‐
‐ Because I want him to
be a part of everything.
He's my baby.
‐ Okay, well, but you can't have, like,
limits and rules for yourself.
You have to understand,
like, someone like him‐‐
of course something like
that's gonna be weird for him.
‐ You know, I already feel bad enough
about everything I've done
with Artem and, like,
what I said to him.
It's like, I don't need
Brie guilt‐tripping me
and making me feel terrible.
And I feel like there's
a lot of pressure
on our relationship,
but I just don't do well with pressure.
When I feel like I'm
pressured, I just shut down,
and I just wish Brie
could understand my side
a little more and not fully
just be sticking up for Artem.
I don't know.
I just kind of feel alone in this.
‐ Brizzle to Boner Crusher.
‐ I absolutely love that name.
So I am the Boner Crusher
'cause I create boners and I crush 'em.
‐ I just want to participate
in those decisions.
‐ What if we break up?
Those embryos just stay
frozen or we destroy 'em?
‐ What if we don't break up?
‐ Well, it's‐‐ ‐ Then what?
‐ Artem hangs on to everything
you say, by the way.
You know that, right?
So this is all on you.
‐ Hey, I see the future with Artem,
I just don't want that
official commitment
right now, and I think that's okay.
Yeah.
‐ Until you have a spicy margarita...
‐ Yeah.
‐ And then you're like,
"Oh, my God, we're gonna get married."
I don't know how Artem does it.
‐ Big Sis, I always love your support.
Have I told you about that?
‐ Just being honest.
This is my thing.
When I talk to Artem, and how I see‐‐
Artem thinks he's gonna marry you.
He thinks he's gonna have your babies.
You make him feel that way.
Part of me thinks he
might break up with you.
‐ I feel like my sister has a point.
I go back and forth all
the time with Artem.
Bringing him a part of
things and then saying no,
and acting like my drunken hot mess.
I have put that man on
a roller coaster ride,
and I feel bad for that.
‐ All I know is, you
gotta lay down, like‐‐
you gotta let him know where
you guys really stand
'cause I think he thinks this is it.
Marriage is happening tomorrow.
‐ I know.
‐ Kids are coming a week after that.
‐ I know, it made me feel really bad.
‐ Yeah, well, now I know
why you're still single.
‐ you.
‐ Don't‐‐ ‐ Oh.
‐ Can you help Mama? Look
at‐‐this one's thirsty.
Can you do a little bit?
‐ Yay! ‐ Yay, Bird‐Bird.
‐ Brie, are you over there?
‐ Yeah, I'm over here. ‐
Bird, are you gardening?
How crazy that we're talking
to each other over a wall.
‐ I know.
‐ Look at‐‐someone wanted to say hi.
‐ Win, I'm over here
cleaning up your poop.
And you're over there. ‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh, Nicole I have‐‐actually,
I have a surprise for you.
‐ What? ‐ You'll see.
I didn't win the pool gate situation,
but I won't give up.
I will fight to the death.
I will be the most annoying
neighbor until it's done!
‐ Okay, come on.
Win, who is it?
‐ Well‐‐ ‐ Yeah, you see the pool?
You want‐‐we have to‐‐
‐ That's what we need to talk about.
‐ What are you talking about?
‐ Okay, Bird, be very careful
'cause there is no pool gate.
Birdie Joe‐‐ see how drawn kids get?
‐ I never said they don't get drawn.
‐ Nicole.
‐ Okay, but we gotta stay right here.
‐ Is that a no‐no "wawa"?
‐ That's no‐no water.
See, that's a good girl.
‐ So, Nicole, legally,
you have to have these.
‐ No, I don't.
‐ I'm pretty sure you do.
You have to have them
up if you have a pool.
So probably on that wall back there.
‐
‐ There is no way you
have to have that.
Maybe on a public pool but
not on a private pool.
‐ Why is that bad to have?
Isn't it good for people to know?
‐ To know the capacity pool rules?
I'm not having ragers
here every weekend.
So Brie's bringing over
a pool safety sign over to my house.
First of all, Birdie can't even read.
Surprised my sister can read it,
to tell you the truth, but
it's like, what is this?
Like, I care about my Birdie.
I don't ever want anything
to happen to her,
but I have worked so damn
hard to create a backyard
that I love, and the last thing
I'm gonna see when I'm
in my master bedroom
is a cautious "no lifeguard
on duty" type of sign.
Like, no thank you.
‐ Win!
‐ Birdie Joe, it's
very easy to fall in,
and you don't know how to swim.
Remember what Mama said?
All of this makes me super nervous.
‐ You're such a neighbor‐‐oh.
You suck as a neighbor.
‐ 'Cause I'm all about safety?
‐ I've even done CPR class.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
‐ You have? When?
‐ When I worked at a gym. You
have to be CPR certified.
‐ But you know‐‐you
remember how to do it?
‐ Well, with kids, I
remember it's like‐‐
so you don't break their bone here,
you have to, like, do the two fingers.
‐ So my sister comes
up with a good point.
I kind of feel like
I'm being a hypocrite
because I don't know
CPR, yet I'm pushing
her getting a pool gate,
and, like, maybe I'm being
a little too much‐‐
trying to control her house
and her whole situation
because I know, at the end of the day,
Nicole wants Birdie to be safe.
Bird, that's not cold?
‐ When you leave, you need
to take your signs with you.
‐ No. ‐ Actually, I'll do it for you.
You know what's the best part
about you being my neighbor?
‐ No!
You just littered on my property.
‐ Uh, not if it's your trash.
‐ I could sue you for that.
‐
‐ Artem. ‐ Hey.
Thank you for meeting me.
‐ Well, I ordered you your favorite.
‐ Oh, thank you.
‐ You guys always get
those mushroom coffees.
And then I got a couple little sweets.
‐ A couple? Oh, my God.
‐ Sweets always make
people feel better.
‐ Yeah.
Thank you.
‐ But I'm just nosy sister... ‐ Yeah.
‐ And trying to mediate
the whole situation.
And I do see your guys' relationship's
getting really serious, so...
‐ You know, the thing‐‐
what's hard for me,
is that it just‐‐it really
took me kind of by surprise
with her freezing her eggs.
Like, I'd like to kind of be considered
in the sense of like, well,
I'm not doing it by myself.
You know?
And it just felt like we were
in such different places,
and it wasn't the first time,
so that definitely, kind of,
like, spiked already the situation,
but Nicole has this sense of,
like, "the Wonder Woman‐‐
do whatever I want,"
which is cool, like, I'm‐‐
look, I'm not gonna tell her what to do
That's not my place.
She's her own person.
‐ Yeah.
‐ She can do whatever she wants,
but at the same time, I
definitely wanna have kids.
Like, that's not even a discussion.
But if she doesn't feel that way,
then we're definitely
in the wrong relationship, you know?
‐ I definitely wanna have kids.
Like, that's not even a
discussion, you know?
But if she doesn't feel that way,
then we're definitely
in the wrong relationship, you know?
‐ I'm sorry, but I always feel
like these type of situations
help relationships become stronger.
‐ Yeah. ‐ I think we need 'em at times.
‐ Yeah.
‐ Even though they feel like.
But I do think it makes them better.
It does. ‐
‐ You're just still in that part
where it feels really.
‐ It's not like, all of a sudden,
I feel differently about her, you know?
Of course I care about her.
Like, even a situation like
that's not gonna change
the way I feel, but
it's a different bond
when you have a child, you know?
Together with someone, it's like...
it's not like you can take time off.
‐ That's true. ‐ And that's how I feel.
‐ Yeah, 'cause you have baby fever.
‐ Well, it's not that I, like,
want it tomorrow or something.
But I still want to get
married to her eventually.
‐ Yeah.
‐ You know, I never went
ring shopping before.
‐ You've never gone ring shopping?
‐ Even though I was married once,
I never went ring shopping before.
‐ That's so crazy.
I feel like Nicole and
Artem have just had
this whirlwind relationship.
I mean, they always forgive each other,
always love each other, and
she loves her relationship.
She's just terrified.
And I think my sister needs to let go
and realize that he's not the guys
that she dated in the past. It's Artem.
Artem's really serious
about their relationship.
Well, after you talk to Nicole,
and if you guys work some things out,
and if you want to get
really serious about your relationship,
just know I know a
really good diamond guy.
And if you want‐‐ ‐ Yeah?
‐ And he's very private.
Like, he has a private room,
so no one ever see you,
like, walk in and out,
so there'd be no rumors or anything.
‐ Hm.
‐ Just throwing it out there.
I mean, there's a lot of tests
you have to pass, though, first.
‐ It's kind of confusing
where Nicole and I are at
because I know what I wanna be,
but I also just had a
conversation with Nicole
that not necessarily gave
me the sense of security
that we're there.
‐ I remember Bryan and I
would go into things,
and I'd be like, "if
we ever got married,"
then I'd point at stuff.
Or I'd, like, show him,
like, pictures online.
‐ I mean, it's a beautiful ring.
‐ Thank you.
By the way, mine's a 1.9 carat.
I always hear my sister say
she would really like a five.
‐ Cool, I'm gonna go sell my liver.
‐
‐ Mama...
‐ Birdie, you need to go night‐night
if you wanna have fun after your nap.
Nicole, can you hear me?
‐ Brie.
‐ Yay, it works.
‐ It works. This is so cool.
I really need to bedazzle mine.
‐ I need to put a little
fun back in to the fact
that we are neighbors.
Like, we haven't lived
this close to each other
since we've been kids, so I
thought it would be perfect
for us to have walkie‐talkies
to kind of just let loose
and realize that I'm not always strict.
I actually like to have
fun, too, as a neighbor.
‐ WZZ 62, Boner Crusher
to Debbie Downer, 10‐4.
‐ Debby Downer isn't here, 10‐4.
‐ What?
‐ WZ 517,
Brizzle to Boner Crusher.
‐ I absolutely love that name.
So I am the Boner Crusher
'cause I create boners,
and I crush 'em.
‐ Poor Artem.
I wonder if he still
really wants to date you.
‐ Artem is Tiny Dancer, 10‐4.
‐ I have to say, you're
a really good sport
with all my craziness.
‐ Wow, it took a walkie‐talkie
for you to admit that?
Thank you, Debbie Downer.
‐ I know I can be very controlling,
especially when it comes to Bird,
and kind of just thinking
about everything,
I was a little much when
it came to your safety
for your pool, so I apologize.
‐ I want you to know that I
love my nieces to death,
and the last thing I'd ever want
at my home is a tragedy
‐ Okay.
‐ So not only will I have
my temporary pool gate,
but I will have a cover on my pool too.
‐ Aw, yay.
Are you getting that Louis Vuitton one
that Bryan and I were
telling you about?
‐ You know it.
‐ You know what they
say, Boner Crusher,
you can't trust a girl who likes Louis.
‐ You can't trust a girl
who crushes boners,
but you can definitely trust
a girl who likes Louis.
‐ The whole pool gate situation
was a bigger headache for her
than what it needed to be, and
it makes me feel really bad
because right now, with
her egg freezing thing,
instead of me being supportive,
I was more worried about a pool gate,
so I feel like I need to
be a sister and help her
because, as her sister, I
should be there helping her
with all her chaos in her life.
‐ Over and out.
‐ Over and out, Boner Crusher.
‐ Morning. ‐ Hey.
‐ Mmm. What are you cooking?
‐ Just some eggs. ‐ Did you sleep good?
‐ It was the only thing
in the fridge, so...
Did I sleep good? Yeah.
‐ You were snoring. ‐ I was snoring?
‐ You caught yourself,
like, three times.
I wanted to tell you, like, it's okay.
You can snore around me.
You do the‐‐
Like that.
‐ I don't really know if I'm
snoring, so I don't know.
‐ Oh.
Um, I feel like we should talk about
what we were talking about
at the grocery store.
‐ You made a decision
already, so I don't know.
‐ Yeah, but you seemed really upset.
‐ Yeah, because I feel
like we should have
at least have a conversation
with me prior to making decision.
‐ But we're not married.
‐ We are in a relationship,
and it seems like
if it's gonna go anywhere,
it's important to talk about
those things before
making those decisions.
Even if we came to the conclusion
that you wanna just freeze eggs,
I would be okay with it.
I just wanna participate
in those decisions.
‐ I know.
I just feel like the
whole embryo thing is,
like, way too modern for me.
It's like, what if we break up?
Those embryos just stay
frozen or we destroy 'em?
You know what I mean? ‐
And what if we don't?
‐ It just scares me.
‐ What if we don't break up?
‐ Well, it's‐‐ ‐ Then what?
What if we break up? ‐
What if we don't break up?
‐ It's just a really quick move.
And we haven't even been
dating serious for a year.
‐ The whole point of relationship
is two people making
decisions together.
‐ I agree. ‐ Right?
‐ And the fact is, you
didn't think of that‐‐
it's just kind of, like,
okay, well, I guess
you're just not seeing me as something
more than just what it is.
‐ No, I was just scared,
and I just didn't know,
like, if you were gonna
pressure me into doing it,
and then I was gonna do
something that I didn't wanna do.
‐ Okay, can I ask you one thing?
‐ Yeah.
‐ When did I ever pressure
you to do anything?
‐ I love Artem to death.
He is a man that I can depend on,
and I just wanna make
it right with him,
and, like, just love him
how much I love him
and show him that because
he deserves that.
Um, I thought maybe we could talk about
you moving here full‐time with me?
‐ Why‐‐because I cook
breakfast every morning?
‐ Yeah, and you get up
and look like that.
‐ So it's just purely benefit
of you not being hungry.
‐
Artem, I want you to move in.
‐ Well, you also wanted that‐‐
‐ I want you around more.
‐ You also wanted that...
‐ I want you to have clothes here.
‐ Not too long ago,
and then you decided,
"nope, it's too early." ‐ Don't.
‐ So I don't know.
You're like a yo‐yo.
You're like‐‐one day,
you want one thing,
the next day, you want something else.
Family is important
and I don't wanna be
not a dad or a father,
but at the same time,
moving in‐‐ that is the next step.
That's, like, moving forward
within the relationship,
which is what I want to
do, so I'm just hoping
and crossing my fingers that
that decision's not gonna change.
Are you sure? ‐ Yeah, I'm positive.
I won't go back on it.
Yeah?
‐ Fine. ‐ Aw.
‐ You can't be on the same stage
all the time, you know?
You kind of wanna see
your relationship evolve
and be more and progress,
and we're going somewhere, you know?
That's a big deal for me.
‐ And then you could support
me when I freeze my eggs.
‐ Oh, that was‐‐
‐ It's kind of up when
you think about it.
‐
‐ Let's do this.
‐ Oh, thank you for meeting me here.
‐ Yeah, I'm excited.
‐ I see Nicole as my forever partner,
you know, and the whole conversation
about moving in together
made me really feel, like,
okay, you know?
This is what's happening.
‐ Artem. ‐ Yeah?
‐ Can you believe we're doing this?
‐ Well, look, I'm just
trying to, like...
‐ I know. It's good, though.
‐ Just trying to, like‐‐look,
this is my first time shopping
for something like this.
It's a big commitment to
make, but I want Nicole
to see and feel that I'm
here for a long term.
And it just feels really right.
‐ So I'm gonna show you
just some fascinating
and beautiful things,
and you're gonna kind of react to it,
and when you react to it,
I'm gonna get an idea
if you like it or not.
So here we have the azure cut.
A diamond like this is gonna be around
$80,000 to $90,000 a carat.
‐ Wow.
‐ This is a stone that's
gonna be around $160,000.
There's a ten carat. ‐
Oh, that's gorgeous.
‐ And that's gonna be around $600,000.
This is the typical rectangle
that people look for‐‐
about $700,000. ‐ Wow.
‐ Now this is one of
my favorite stones.
800,000.
This ruby‐‐ $1 million, minimum...
‐ Um...
‐ For a one carat.
‐
‐ We need water for Artem.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Cheers.
‐ Thank you. ‐ That was Artem's heart
exploding. ‐ I like that‐‐
‐ I want to give you some time.
‐ Thank you. Yeah.
‐ To, you know, privacy,
and also, just to see
what you're thinking.
‐ Right. ‐ You know.
‐ I want to propose,
and I want it to be perfect,
but seeing what I can afford,
versus what I think she deserves,
is in a different realm.
I don't know. What do you think?
‐ I understand right now how you feel
because of your job and all of that.
‐ Yeah. ‐ Cheers, again.
‐ Thank you. ‐ Thank you.
I don't want you to be stressed out
because this is supposed
to be a fun thing.
‐ I know, right?
‐ And a wedding ring is
something you wear every day.
What would you want to spend on a ring?
‐ I don't even know.
‐ Like, love is more than a ring.
‐ I know, but it sucks
because you obviously want
to give the ring she wants
and it's definitely something
to think about, for sure.
But obviously Nicole has no
idea about any of this, so...
‐ No, I know. She was like,
"Where are you going?"
And I'm like, "Lunch."
‐ Yeah, let's just keep it between us
'cause when I do it,
I don't want it to be,
like, a known fact,
'cause it should always be unexpected.
It should not be like, "Oh,
you know, this is gonna happen today."
‐ Yeah. ‐ So...
‐ I feel bad for Artem right now
because hearing these prices,
he is dying inside.
I feel like I'm gonna have
to carry him out of here.
Poor guy. ‐ Excuse me.
‐ Hello. ‐ This is really an expression
about you, okay.
‐ So Artem's gonna think about it and‐‐
‐ Absolutely. Listen,
find and executing
the right stone is everything.
‐ Bryan wants us to go to
a Native American healer.
‐
‐ Oh, something's serious going on.
‐ Your wife, your daughter,
everyone here loves you!
‐ I feel like my mind
has completely let go.
‐ My parents are coming to town.
‐ Why are you red, Artem?
‐ I got the ring.
‐ The engagement ring?
Even though I brought up ring shopping,
it makes me nervous.
Artem might be ready. I
don't know if my sister is.