Too Hot to Handle (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - You Gotta Watch Out for Pete - full transcript

[Lana chiming]

["Take You To Paradise" playing]

♪ Shout out to the town now we live in ♪

♪ Turn it up! ♪

♪ I'll take you to paradise ♪

Morning, guys.[chuckles]

Morning, babe.

[Emily] Morning!

[melodic chime]

- [gasps]
- [both] Oh my God.

[Lana] Good morning, everyone.



- Oh my God.
- She's still here. It wasn't a dream.

[Lana] I've started to plan
your next few days at the retreat.

- Oh God.
- [Larissa laughs]

[Lana] Day one. No sex.

- Yeah, thanks.
- We got that one.

[Lana] Day two. No sex.

- [Peter] Imagine that.
- [Emily laughs]

[Lana] Day three. No sex.

Hey, Siri. Turn off Lana.

[laughs]

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
No sex ever!

Right. I'm going back to bed.

[host] Last night,
after Lana laid down the sex ban,

her new guests reacted
in a totally mature and grown-up fashion.



How much do you reckon a wank is?
Like, what?

[host laughs] Yeah, right.

No, Cam!

I'm just asking.

That was a bad party. [laughs]

She has screwed me over harder than
any guy has, let me tell you that.

Let me pray tonight.
I think I need to pray.

I'm feeling drained,
shocked, surprised, betrayed.

Lord, give me the strength
not to dry hump.

[laughs]

[Emily] Hands above covers.

- [Peter] Oh, above covers.
- And that includes you two.

For a little dude,
you do take up almost the whole bed.

- Do I really?
- [laughing] Yeah.Yeah.

[host] I'm guessing
they were too busy moaning

about the rules last night to break any.

[Cam laughing]

We were good. Well behaved.

But when you're sleeping next
to a very attractive girl,

I want to kiss her, touch her.

I'm not in a responsible mindset to...
to give too much of a shit about rules.

[host] Oh, Cam. That attitude plus that
smile of yours definitely equals trouble.

- Let's wrap you up so I can't touch you.
- Yeah.

- All right. I'm going back to sleep.
- [Carly] Hmm.

- [Chase] Mmm.
- [Carly whines]

Looking over and I see Chase in a bed
that I would much rather be in right now.

It's a tough viewing
as soon as you wake up.

I'm gonna go ahead and move on,
and whatever.

You know, if you want
to take this victory, fine.

Ugh! Marvin! I have this hot Parisian man
next to me.

Ugh, it's really, really,
really difficult.

Wait, can we not cuddle? Shit.

[host] Actually, Melinda,
cuddles and snuggles are all good.

[playful music playing]

But kissing,

self gratification,

and sex...

- [woman moaning]
- [buzzer sounding]

...will only result
in the prize money plummeting.

The bigger the crime, the bigger the fine.

[upbeat music playing]

- [Marvin] What you talking about?
- [Carly] Coming in?

- I'm coming.
- Hey!

I got my options open, wide open.
You know, it's day two,

so, you know, I'm gonna get to know
everybody a little bit.

[host] He says licking his lips.

- Call... Collie? Is that your name?
- Curly? Carly.

Yeah, I wanna say Curly. Carly. We gotta
get to know each other a little bit more.

- Oh!
- [Marvin] I'm telling you.

Like, do you fancy any guys?

- I'm going with the flow. I don't know...
- You're a bombshell, girl.

Aw, thanks, Marvin.

I fancied you and Chase,

but I owe it to myself
to see where it goes with Chase first.

- Really? I don't know.
- [laughs]

Are you getting jealous, Frenchie?

- A little bit, you know.
- No, he's not!

Things are heating up.

Marvin is still keeping his options open

and he was being a little bit flirty
with me and Carly.

What's your, like, actual type?

I have no particular type. It really
depends on the vibe and stuff.

- What about Mel?
- [Carly] Yeah. What about Mel?

[host] You took the words
right out of my mouth.

You know, I like her.
I told her, like, she's my type.

- But I'm a free man, you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

Melinda is fit,
but there are two hot chicks, so...

[rolling tongue]

C'est quelque chose.
This is something I like for real.

[host] I could've guessed that from
your ear-to-ear grin, you naughty garçon.

[funky music playing]

If I did spend money with Melinda,

how angry
do you think everyone would be at me?

[laughs]

[Peter] Last night, Melinda kissed me.

- [Emily] Oh yes!
- [women screaming]

[Nathan] Whoa! What?

She's absolutely gorgeous.

If Marvin was to walk away
and I move in on Melinda,

I don't feel that
that's breaking bro code.

In my head, am I going to spend money

to have this connection get stronger
and go further with her,

and not to say push Marvin away,

- but push Marvin away.
- [laughs]

Peter likes Melinda.

Melinda likes Marvin.

It's an awkward situation.
I don't really know how it's going to end,

but now I really don't care
who breaks the rules.

For me, both of you,
I've got your back 100%.

If you want to kiss and think
it'll benefit you, just do it.

[host] Translation: if you spend money, so can I.

I don't plan on it. I would like to wait
and kinda get the go-ahead.

Lana might pop up and say,
"All right, you can have a kiss."

Or, "You did so well today,
here's a hand job."

- Here's a handy.
- [laughs]

She's just handing out hand jobs.

[both] You get a hand job!
You get a hand job!

[host] Um, I hate to break it to you guys,
but Lana hasn't got any hands.

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na ♪

[host] Everyone's just chilling,
working out,

enjoying the sun and...

Hold up.

Is Cam chugging mouthwash
in the middle of the afternoon?

Mr. Smiley's up to something.

[Cam] I see Emily's just chilling
down on the beach.

She's looking very, very nice.

I do want to kiss her.

But as much as I... I appreciate Lana
and everything she's doing,

I'm sure
she's a lovely, lovely little robot,

I just want to do what I want to do.

Wait, let me get this wink on point.

[adventurous music playing]

I cannot get over, like,
how pretty the ocean is.

Hello, hello.

Hi, stranger.

Hello, stranger.

- [Emily] You okay? [laughs]
- You look all right, don't you?

Thanks. How did you find last night?

- Not ideal at all.
- [Emily] No.

I can't believe Lana cock-blocked us.

[chuckles]

Because I obviously want to
rip your clothes off.

And there's obviously a lot
of sexual tension between us.

- [Emily] Yeah.
- Like, a lot.

I feel like we have more connection
than anyone.

I know. I feel like
it's just gonna get harder and harder.

- Yeah, like I just want to kiss you now.
- Same. [laughs]

[host] The coast seems pretty clear, Cam,
but there's an all-seeing air freshener

with a beady eye watching you right now.

- [sighing] So, what do we do?
- [Cam] Like...

I don't know. I think...
[laughing] I don't know.

- I'm not one to abide by rules.
- No. Same.

[laughs] This is so bad!

When someone says,
"Don't push the red button."

All you want to do is push the red button.

[host] Okay.
No one give Emily the nuclear codes.

[Emily] I mean, may as well.

♪ Get a little bit dangerous ♪

♪ I get a little crazy, oh ♪

♪ It doesn't even phase me, no ♪

[host] It happened. Lip-on-lip action
less than 24 hours after the sex ban.

Lana will be livid.

This kiss. Oh my God!
But it's gonna cost us so much money.

♪ Feels so good to me ♪

May as well make it worth it.[laughs]

I feel like
it was definitely worth the rule break.

Oh my God, they're gonna kill us.
[squeals] What am I gonna say?

- We can make up a lie.
- I'm just not gonna say anything.

- What, you want...
- I'm gonna play dumb.

- You want to play dumb?
- Yeah.

Okay. Cool.

[Emily laughs]

- All right, sweet.
- Let's go.

[host] So, game faces are on.

Cam, you better lock up that toothy smile
and throw away the key.

- Marvin is more interesting than he looks.
- Mmm.

He has his Master's,
he used to play professional basketball...

- [Kayla] Ooh. Ooh.
- [Melinda]...he lives in Paris.

- [Emily] Hey, girls.
- [Cam] Hello.

- Hey.
- [Carly] Hey, sexy.

[Emily] See ya.
What have you guys been up to?

- [Larissa] We just came out here now.
- Yeah? Catching some rays?

[Melinda] Yeah.

[indistinct conversations]

- Yes.
- What up, playa?

- [Marvin] Where you've been?
- What's happening?

Just had a nice little one-on-one time.

- With Emily?
- [Cam] Yeah.

Oh, don't tell me you kissed.

He's smiling. I look at the other guys.
They're like, "Whoa, what happened?"

- He's smiling! He kissed her.
- [Peter] Yo, what'd you do?

- Did you lose us money?
- [Emily chuckling] Um...

I can't lie. I've broken the rules.
I don't know what I'll say to the girls.

♪ You can run and hide
But you're gonna feel the thunder ♪

All right, a little kiss.

Yeah, we had a little kiss.

- [Peter] Man! Day two!
- Whoa! He blew it all.

He's lasted less than 24 hours.

- Oh God.
- [Emily] I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.

Oh my gosh.
Like, how much money are we losing here?

All right, why are you all so tall?
We had a nice moment.

Wonder how much that kiss cost.

[Larissa] If it's anything like last year,
that's a Chanel handbag.

Not worth it in my opinion.

Cam, it's day two, bro.

Not saying I'm gonna be perfect
going forward,

but it's day two! What are we doing?

Aight.

Emily and Cam broke the rules,
so now I'm like, "It's gonna be my turn."

[clicks tongue] I might do
something tonight. We'll see.

Now if any of us mess up, like,
we all gotta support each other here.

They're now thinking,
"Cam's done it, so we can do it."

It's gonna be interesting to see
who starts lipsing others now.

[host] And the grin wins.

♪ Let it out
Yeah, everybody going wild ♪

[host] So, Lana, any first night plans?

[melodic chime]

[Lana] I will be watching two couples
who are currently demonstrating

the potential to form a deeper connection.

I must observe their behavior,

and the pairing I judge to be
the most committed to my rules

will be rewarded
with a private date tonight.

[host] Two couples?

You must be talking about Carly and Chase
and Melinda and Marvin, right?

[Lana] Correct, Desiree.

[Desiree] Even though the participants
have no idea about Lana's plan,

the date race is on.

Rules of the game:

connect on an emotional level
instead of a physical one.

What could possibly go wrong?

I was gonna wear blue,
but was like, "He'll think I'm matching."

You should've. What the heck?

I feel like Carly in this moment right now
is what I want to focus on.

[kissing, laughs]

- [groans] Hey.
- I'm smiley and giggly.

As of right now, you're the only person
I feel like I get along with,

in that like tingly sense.

- Tingly sense. [chuckles]
- No one else gets me excited, just you.

I think Melinda is my top one
because, like, she's good-looking

and I like her vibe, but we never know.

I also want to, like, know Emily.

I might, you know,
bring my game out and we will see.

[Desiree] Ooh, la-Lana!

I think Monsieur Marvin might not be
the first in line for that private date.

I feel I'm supposed to be seven feet
with these flippers...

- [laughing] Oh my God.
- I know.

[Desiree] Chase has got his size 15s out.

It's almost like
he's trying to tell her something.

Like, what?

[Carly] I like that he's big.
I like big guys.

It's gonna be really hard
to keep my hands to myself.

[Desiree] That's kind of the point
of the show, Carly.

I want to look into your lips...

- I mean into your eyes.
- [laughs]

What's on your mind? What's on your mind?

Carly's looking absolutely amazing
tonight.

I feel like the little like
purple devil horn emoji right now.

[funky music playing]

They're literally right there.
Right in front of you.

Don't be a chicken.

Am I going to do this?

[music continues]

♪ I'm feelin' it ♪

♪ You ain't gonna stop me feelin' it ♪

[Desiree] No way our footballer's
heading on a date tonight.

For that,
Lana's gonna bench you and fine you.

Bam. As quick as that.
Already broke my first rule.

I knew it was wrong,
but I still wanted to do it.

Broke the rules a little bit.

[chuckling]

[laughs]

- It's called hidden in plain sight.
- Did they notice?

- Hidden in plain sight.
- [Desiree] Seriously?

Has everyone forgotten
that Lana is literally watching

everything that's happening here?

[melodic chime]

[Lana] Carly and Chase's rule break
will result in a fine,

and it means they are eliminated
from my date reward.

[Desiree] One down, one to go.

[Marvin groaning]

[Desiree] Melinda and Marvin,
this date is yours to lose.

Bro, honestly,
like I gotta tell you something.

- I like Melinda. I'm so into that!
- She's like the coolest one.

Right now I'm feeling Melinda.

If Marvin weren't here, I would have
absolutely no problem with Melinda.

But if he walks away, I see no reason
for me not to be able to walk right in.

[Desiree] Well, Peter,
the only thing standing in your way

is a 6'4" Eiffel Tower of a man.

I will keep flirting with Melinda and
we'll see what's going to happen tonight.

[Melinda] Speak to me only in French,
no English.

[Desiree] Girl, you think Lana can't speak
the language of love?

Best believe! Subtitles on.

[in French] You'll not
understand anything.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

What else?

[in French] Do you want to sleep with me?

Ooh! Your accent is just like... Ah!

I cannot resist.

He's looking at me in my eyes,
my body is like shaking,

I'm hot, I'm heavy. Ah!

[Desiree] Uh, I got a feeling this isn't
heading down the deeper connection route.

I want to kiss you.

[in French] Me too.

Are you gonna be a good boy tonight?

[romantic music playing]

[in French] I don't think so.

I think we're going to lose
a little money tonight.

- [music warps]
- Huh?

[in English] I think
we're gonna lose money tonight.

[gasps]

Wait.

[in French] Where are the others?

[Melinda] They're gonna hate us.

- [in English] Oh, come here.
- [groans]

[upbeat music playing]

[Desiree] Hey, Marvin,
what's the French for déjà vu?

Lana, I'm sorry,
but, like, this is so good.

Oh, love it.

I don't even care about the money.

Lana? Who's Lana?

That talking little machine
I don't listen to? I don't know her.

[Desiree] Well, I know Lana and
that lip-lock just lost you hella cash.

- You're a really good kisser.
- You too, babe.

Aw.

Merci.

- [melodic chime]
- [Lana] It is clear

that my guests are unable
to operate within the rules.

Cancel date. Cancel date. Cancel date.

[Desiree] What they don't know
won't hurt them.

- I'm gonna go.
- [Melinda] Oh, okay.

[groans]

I'm playing my French game tonight,
and it works. It works well.

[in French] Mind if I speak French?

[Emily] What does that mean?

[in English] You don't mind
if I speak French?

I'd love to hear it.

[Desiree] Don't listen, Em! N'ecoute pas!

- Have you ever dated a French guy? Really?
- Never. Yeah.

Would you like to?

We just shared an intimate kiss

and now I be low-key peeping
him flirting with Emily.

Who does that?

When I look at you like this,
you could be French.

[Emily] I'll take that.

[Melinda] Maybe he's playing
this player game.

Trying to have his cake and eat it too
with another back-up chick.

Huh.

Everybody's attracted to you, girl.

Really?

- You're the typical perfect girl, right?
- No.

Marvin is just so flirty. Yeah, I think
he is just pretty horny right now.

[laughs]

We should talk a little bit more,
know what I mean?

Marvin's there,
that casual French swagger.

Good-looking boy, innit? He's about 6'5",
got a very nice face. Nice teeth.

He's good-looking.

[Desiree] Yeah, but apart from that,
he's got very little going for him.

You went in to Cam so quick.
We were like, "It's a done deal."

- Yeah.
- [Marvin] Oh my goodness.

So, you know.

[Desiree] Okay, Cam. What's your move?

[whistles]

[Desiree] Seriously? A whistle?

- [Marvin] Where were you?
- [Emily] Talking about you.

You guys look perfect. Both of you,
you're doing a great couple. I can tell.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I told you that.

He can stare as much as he wants,
but he ain't getting Emily.

Emily's attractive, but, like, I think
she's already married with Cam.

Like, I will let them do their thing
and I'm gonna stick to Melinda.

[Desiree] How sweet.

[upbeat music playing]

Where do you two think you're going?

Emily's looking unreal.

- Unreal.
- [Emily sighs]

[Cam] At the end of the day, sex is sex,
we're just all animals.

Obviously, I wanna rip the dress off.

No, no, not allowed...

[dance music playing]

[bell dings]

[Desiree] And they say
the Brits are shy and retiring.

[bell dinging]

Oh my God, what is wrong with us?
We are doing it again.

[Desiree] Aw, snap!
You're about to get caught!

- [Emily gasps]
- I walked in on the rule break!

- [Emily laughing] No!
- I did! I saw it with my own eyes.

Shit.

- Like...
- [Carly] I'm not gonna tell them.

You can tell them.

I cannot believe
they've broken the rules twice now. Twice.

[Desiree] You're not so innocent yourself,
Jane the Virgin.

Honestly, guys, just take a chainsaw
to that prize fund, why don't you?

♪ Loving you is a fantasy ♪

♪ Drawn to you like it's gravity ♪

- [Cam] Nice and chilled tonight, just...
- I haven't done much today at all.

[Desiree] Oh, boys,
you're all looking so smug

and keeping those rule breaks
on the DL, for now.

I gotta keep it secret.

Like, they will definitely be surprised
when they gonna know the news.

[Chase laughing]

There's something sexy
about having a secret, 100%.

Nobody suspects a thing.
Let the iRobot tell everybody.

[Desiree] Love that
quarterback confidence, Chase,

but maybe you should be more concerned
about Peter than Lana.

- Can I be honest with you guys?
- Yeah.

You're both at the top of my list.

Really?

- One hundred percent.
- [Desiree] Told you.

I know there are some rules
I'm supposed to be following,

but Melinda and Carly
look so good tonight.

I'm obsessed with Melinda,
I tell her this.

- What?
- Yeah. Yeah, you're sexy.

[gasps] Aw.

The way Peter is looking
at me right now is... Ah!

Marvin, this is a game you chose to play,

and I'm playing right back at you.

[giggles]

Peter wants a kiss. Why don't you
play rock-paper-scissors for it?

- Let's break some rules.
- [Melinda] Want a kissy?

I love men. I love the attention.
I just love men.

I told you, this is what I do.

[women] Rock, paper, scissors.

- [Melinda] Shoot.
- Pass. Yes!

[laughs] Bitch!

- We go at one?
- [Carly] You have to do it.

Should I do it too? Oh my...

[Desiree] Wow, apparently
what Peter wants, Peter gets.

[Melinda] I don't know
what just came over me.

[laughs]

- Now you have to go.
- You have to do it.

Should I do it too?

[Desiree] No! The answer is no! Oh, okay.

[Melinda laughs]

[Desiree] Seriously, Lana,
I'm losing count right now.

Oops.

This was in no way
because I have feelings for Peter,

but it's really easy
to break these frickin' rules.

[laughs]

Everyone thinks I'm the young guy
in the group,

they got nothing to worry about,

but I've worked my magic
on not one but two girls tonight.

[Desiree] Good job, magic man,
'cause you just disappeared

two fat chunks of change
out of the prize fund.

I'm happy. I don't need nothing else.

- [both squeal]
- Aw.

["Dance" by Extreme Music playing]

[Desiree] Lana, it seems the superhumanly
horny singles we recruited

are having a little trouble
adjusting to the sex ban. Who'da thunk it?

♪ The losers leave nothing changed ♪

♪ You tell me you don't like fairy tales ♪

No way I can wear this.
My head is too big.

- [Carly] Really?
- It's cutting off my circulation.

- Are we gonna be good, or what?
- [laughs]

Tonight's gonna be a struggle.
A big struggle.

[Desiree] Light's out, night vision on.

Hold up. Is that Chase, Carly?

♪ Just dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ To the rhythm of my heartbeat ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

[Desiree] First Chase,
then Peter, now Chase?

These guys are going to get
a hell of a shock

when the bill turns up
for this spending spree.

[upbeat music playing]

- [melodic chime]
- Here we go.

[Lana] Bonjour, Marvin.

Oh no! Marvin!

- [in French] Slept well?
- [in French] I slept well.

That's the language of love.

[giggles]

[Peter] I'm a bit on edge.

I don't know when Marvin and Chase
will find out what happened,

but I know what I did last night
is going to make today a bit awkward.

[Desiree] After yesterday's
rule break bonanza,

there's a boatload of awkward coming in
with all y'all names' on it.

And that'd better be a cold shower, Cam.

- [melodic chime]
- [gasps, exhales]

Girl!

[Lana] Hello, Melinda.
How are you feeling today?

Can't complain.

[Lana] Please assemble the guests
in the Cabana.

Girl, I just took my lashes off.
I need two seconds.

[Lana] Do hurry, Melinda.

Girl! I'm trying!

Imagine if your battery was low.

Would you want me to rush you, girl?
Last one.

To the Cabana!

[rock music playing]

[Carly] Oh Lord.

Oh my goodness. I don't know
what's going to happen, but... [grunts]

We're about to find out.

I'm nervous. I don't like this at all.

We're probably about to find out just
how much Emily and Cam have lost us. Ugh.

Hey, guys, who kissed who?

I'm really nervous.
My palms were actually getting sweaty.

Trying to debate if I should tell everyone
or keep it to myself.

[Desiree] I don't think you're
the only one with sweaty palms right now.

- I didn't kiss anyone.
- Neither did I.

Me and Chase are hiding
two things from the group about kissing.

Plus I kissed Peter,
then I also caught Emily and Cam kissing.

So I'm keeping secrets for people too.
Oh my God. Like... Ugh!

[Emily] It's obviously you and Chase.

- Huh? No.
- Yeah.

- I didn't do nothing. Innocent.
- Really?

Don't look at me like that.

You point fingers, you started the fire.

Yeah, and I've admitted that.

- I didn't do nothing.
- We did nothing.

When I look at Carly, she looks at me.

She's looking scared too. I'm like,

"Carly, say nothing.
We're taking this to the grave."

[Peter] I'm staying quiet.
I kissed two girls.

[laughs]

I know for sure two rules were broken
by myself and Cam,

but I'm 100% keeping it under wraps.

I'm not saying a word.
I'm hoping Lana didn't see.

- [melodic chime]
- [group] Oh!

Oh my God.

- My heart... My heart dropped.
- [Kayla] Tell us.

[Larissa] Talk dirty to us, Lana.
Tell us what we did.

- I don't want to know.
- Tell us how bad we've been.

- [Lana] Hello, everyone.
- [group] Hey.

[Lana] You were brought here
to form deeper emotional connections

and were given rules to adhere to.

Those rules forbid sexual contact.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [Marvin] I think we lost ten grand.
- We honestly didn't. We didn't.

- This is tense, innit?
- [Cam] Yeah.

Who actually cares?
A kiss is not that much money,

especially when you know
you've got to split the prize fund.

[Desiree] Oh, sounds like Mr. Know-It-All
watched season one.

[Lana] Despite this, yesterday,
your flagrant disregard for the rules

has resulted in a deduction of...

- We all going down this ship.
- We'll see.

[tense music playing]

- You only kissed once?
- [Cam] Just the once.

[music builds]

- [Lana] ...$21,000.
- [group] Oh!

- Oh, what?
- [Melinda] Oh my God!

[dramatic music playing]

Twenty-one thousand dollars!

We have people lying to us.

I am holding back some bitch slaps here.
I am furious.

No more spending!

Most expensive 24 hours I've ever lived.

Where did this all go down?

I thought I was the only one
that screwed up last night. Where...

Twenty-one thousand dollars?

You guys are blowing it.

[Lana] In total,
there were seven rule breaks.

- Seven rule breaks! Seven!
- [Marvin] Seven rule breaks?

Fucking hell.

I know I broke the rules twice,

but didn't think everyone else
was breaking rules.

Bit of sneaky snakes going on, innit?

So, 21 grand, seven rule breaks,
it has to be three grand per kiss.

They're all guilty.
Every last one of them.

Anyone want to admit anything?

[dramatic music playing]

- Melinda and me kissed yesterday.
- Marvin and I kissed.

- On the sofa.
- It was a perfect moment!

- It was a perfect moment, worth it.
- It was so worth it. I don't regret it.

Right now I'm feeling so guilty.

The atmosphere is kind of awkward.

Yeah, we did. I'm sorry, guys.

- That's five more we need to account for.
- [Larissa] So what happened last night?

I almost want to laugh,
if I'm being honest.

Nobody's looking at me.
Everyone's pointing fingers at somebody.

So, you're going to tell me
just Cam and Emily kissed, me and Melinda?

It doesn't add up.

Okay. I want to be honest here.

I'm not saying shit.

I kissed Peter!

- What?
- [squeals]

All right, just throw me under the bus.

Look at you sitting there all quiet,
and it's you!

I'm really shocked. I don't understand.

They kept that one quiet, didn't they?

If I'm being honest with you,

- I got the feels for Melinda a bit.
- All right.

But I don't fully regret that one,
if I'm being honest with you.

I've been saying to watch out
to everybody. Like, hold your girl down.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Carly, you kissed Peter too!

Whoops. [laughs]

[Chase] Little Peter went
to the two biggest guys,

went straight after their girls
and had no remorse.

I cannot believe he actually did that.

[Emily] What?

Why'd you do that?

[laughs]

Why did you kiss Peter?

I kissed you yesterday,
so it means nothing. Know what I mean?

No, it meant something. Absolutely.

I don't know, so...

I feel like I've been played.

[Lana] I must also inform you...

Oh God.

...that at the end of this process,

the prize fund will not be shared equally
between you.

- What the fuck?
- Fuck!

Are you serious?

Now this changes everything.

- Hoo!
- Now this changes everything.

It sounds like I'm screwed.

Uh, Lana, I wish you'd told me this before
I made out with two girls in one night.

I'm hoping it goes to people
who haven't yet broken the rules

'cause this perfect angel over here
will end up with a big chunk of money.

[Lana] The prize fund
now stands at $79,000.

I guess if you don't fully commit,
you go home with nothing.

[Desiree] Better believe it, cowboy.
Lana did not come here to play.

[rock music playing]

Twenty K, guys, it's a lot.

[Peter] I didn't expect it
to be that much.

So what happened?
You guys were like... When did it happen?

We were sitting down
and it was like a dare.

It was me, Mel and him,
and he was in the middle. Sorry.

How would you describe that relationship
now? You feel different about him?

No! What the hell? You think that?

- I'm just asking!
- Don't worry about that ever.

[Chase laughs]

- You shouldn't be worried about anyone.
- This is like the hot and cold.

I give her a lot of credit
for talking to me about it,

but I am now going to have to play it
a little bit safer.

I don't like anyone else except you.

Honestly, when I kissed Peter,

I wasn't really thinking about Chase
in the moment.

I honestly just wanted to make out
with someone,

and then afterwards I was like,
"Oh, I do like someone else."

[Desiree] Carly, after last night,
it's become clear

you ain't the only one who needs to learn
how to control themselves.

- Lana, time to get to work.
- [melodic chime]

[Lana] The purpose of the retreat
is to allow the guests

to evolve their thinking
on emotional relationships,

and my workshops aim to give them
the tools to form deeper connections.

Last night suggests the guests
are unable to resist physical urges,

so the first workshop
will deal with restraint.

[upbeat music playing]

[Desiree] First up to teach
these sexed-up students about restraint

is erotic coach Alexandra Roxo.

[all applauding, cheering]

[Alexandra] This workshop is really about
having them learn to slow down.

We just think: sex, fast, like, genitals,

and there's so much more to intimacy
and physical connection.

In today's workshop, we're going to be
exploring our erogenous zones.

I have absolutely no idea
what she just said.

I couldn't even tell you what.
It... It something occur?

[Desiree] I'm sure someone can
clear this up for you, Nathan.

The aim of this workshop is to get more
in touch with our androgynous zones.

[Desiree] Can we get these guys
a dictionary?

- [buzzer sounding]
- [bell dings]

Why, thank you, producers.

Today we're gonna find your special spots
with these incredible items.

There's whips, feathers, roses.
Let's see where this goes.

But we're going to focus on self control.

[Desiree] Oh! Not so smiley now,
are we, Cam?

See if you can explore
some unconventional places.

- Yes!
- [Peter laughs]

[Alexandra] Instead of diving in
and devouring each other.

Yeah. How do we do it
if we're upset to our partner?

I know we're both angry at each other,

but he is still a hottie.
I feel like we can work it back out.

See if you can just still be open
in this moment with her.

I don't want to do the workshop
with Melinda.

This is the last person I want to see.

- [Melinda] Gonna keep being angry?
- I don't care.

- Can't wait!
- Okay, go for it.

♪ Feeling electric ♪

♪ Different dimension ♪

[Emily] Ooh!

Start to feel. Like, are you activating
nerve endings and pleasure?

♪ We are electric ♪

It's a practice
of self-control and restraint,

and that's a great place
to form a deep bond with someone else.

I don't think I'm very sensual.

But this is what it's about.
You need to try and connect.

If me and Emily were alone,
it would have gone a different way.

I would've gone straight in, boom.

If it's not sexual,
I don't see the point in it.

[Desiree] Um, yeah, Cam,
the whole point is not to boom boom.

It tickles? [chuckles]

[Carly] Purpose of the workshop
is getting intimate

without having to have sex
at the end of it.

This is good?

It's really good. Ooh.

But a hundred percent, looking at him,
I want to bang him right there.

What would you do?

[Desiree] Personally? I wouldn't get down

in front of 10 people
and an entire camera crew,

- but you do you, hon.
- [laughs quietly]

[moans, laughs]

Yeah, that's good. Ooh, no. Mmm.

I'm just genuinely trying to be
on my best behavior,

but he is so frickin' sexy.

[laughs]

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

[Desiree] Oh, I can see this
heading south fast. Literally.

Okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

Hmm?

- [laughing] Harder. Harder.
- [spanking]

[Chase] All I hear is, smack, smack.

Harder, harder. I'm looking around like,
"Who is getting beat?"

[Nathan] You got seven hearts on your ass.

[moaning]

Oh my gosh.

Self control and restraint.
Two essential parts of today's learnings.

- Harder?
- I'm telling you harder.

[Nathan] Larissa doesn't
take things too seriously.

I overlooked her
and I really shouldn't have. She's great.

[Larissa laughing]

[melodic chime]

[Lana] Oh dear.

I am so horny right now.
That's awkward. [laughs]

You're really testing him over there.

I'm going downtown.
I'm rubbing this feather all over his leg.

I got nothing.

He was kind of quiet,
almost looked like he was sleeping.

Melinda is doing all those stuff to me
and I don't really enjoy it.

I just wanted to leave at this moment.

[Peter] Marvin is not too happy
with Melinda right now,

but if things aren't going to work out
with them, I'm ready to slide right in.

Okay, you guys, if you haven't noticed,
for some self-control is very difficult.

But I hope that you can take
what you've learned and practiced today

and you can take it
into your relationship.

[Desiree] I like to think they've learned
something from this experience.

Come on, let's give these guys a chance.

Nathan got a boner,
so I must be doing something right.

[Desiree] Wrong! So wrong!
Did anyone actually learn anything?

I've learned
that Cam's balls are ticklish. [laughs]

[Desiree] They're a lost cause.

- [group] Thank you!
- [all applauding, cheering]

[Melinda] He looks more relieved
to be over with the workshop

than the excitement from this feather.

♪ Save me somehow ♪

♪ One step and I'm going down ♪

♪ All mistakes I've made ♪

♪ You'll be there to catch me ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh... ♪

One mirror between ten people,
is hard, innit?

This actually is the girls dressing room,
you know.

[Desiree] Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who's the horniest of them all?

Balls hurt so much.

- [Emily] Really?
- Yeah.

[Desiree] That'd be Cam, then.

I think Lana needs to give me
a sick note from the... from the rules,

'cause the blue balls
are getting... getting very, very bad.

[Emily] What are we gonna do?

I've got a little plan
in my head. [laughs]

[Desiree] Let me guess: deep breathing exercises, meditative yoga.

What's the plan?

I just think
you have to give me a handjob.

[Desiree] Oh.

- What, and just risk the money?
- I think a handjob is very subtle.

Under the cover?

- Yeah. I can be done quick.
- [Emily] Are you joking?

No, no, we can't have this attitude.

It's about forming deeper connections,
not just giving you a handjob.

My balls hurt though.

It's extremely hard. It's very hard.

I expected to come in here
and just sleep with a bunch of people,

and this is what the situation is.

Taken me by surprise.

And I do struggle to resist.

[Desiree] Lana, you're gonna
have to keep your artificial eye

locked on these two tonight.

["All Eyes On You"
by Robbie Nevil playing]

♪ Looking for attention ♪

♪ Someone turn up the lights ♪

And then, um...

You're not touchy.

- I'm working on it. I'm working...
- Ugh!

Rome wasn't built in a day.

It was!

It was not.

The kiss with Melinda,
I don't 110% regret.

[Nathan] Mm-hmm.

I admit it. I feel some way about Melinda

and I'm not saying it's crazy feelings
and I'm in love with the girl...

- But there's somethin...
- I know there's something there.

- I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do.
- [Nathan] You do.

You don't want to look back at this

in a month, two months,
three months, and regret.

If the chance does arrive,
I'm not gonna let it fly away.

[Desiree] Nope, but you'll be flying
straight into trouble.

Pete's a very handsome young chap.
Melinda, she's gorgeous.

At this stage of the retreat,

it's, uh, it's kind of fair game
at this point.

[Desiree] I'm not sure Marvin
shares your philosophy, Nathan.

- Can I join you?
- Yes, you can.

I know we have a lot to chat about.

- You look nice tonight.
- Thank you. So do you.

Usually I would just walk away
and not care,

but I really do like Marvin,
and I really do want to make this work.

So how are you feeling?

I'm still upset about the whole situation.

We kissed
and you told me it was special and stuff.

I meant that.

[Marvin] Yeah, okay,
but why did you kiss him 20 minutes later?

- Makes no sense.
- [Melinda] Right.

[scoffs]

Okay, I get it.

But I feel like he flirts with all
the other girls and gives them attention,

so what am I to do?

It was just a dare. What you and I have,
that for me was special.

- I don't have that with Peter.
- [Marvin] Okay.

[Melinda] I don't want you to be angry
at me 'cause I really like you.

Okay.

I wouldn't be pissed if I didn't like her,
you know.

We will see. We will see.

"We will see"? What does that mean?

"We will see" means I need a little time.

So, do I need to wait around
for, like, ten days?

No, you don't need to wait,
I'm a little bit disappointed.

I got to get over it and then we'll see.

Yeah.

"We will see." What does that even mean?

Okay, so...

Look, I cannot be clear with you because
I don't know what I'm feeling right now.

Okay.

- So, are you switching beds?
- I don't know.

Oh. Okay. All right.

Ugh!

If Marvin doesn't come around,

then I might have to look elsewhere
to someone that really wants my attention.

[Desiree] I don't think
you're gonna have to look too far.

You gotta watch out for Pete.

[techno music playing]

Peter. Are you coming in my bed?

[Peter] I think so!

There's room for you.

I love Marvin to death, but he's got to
know that I'm going to be there

to pick up the pieces
and sweep Melinda off her feet if I can.

- How do you feel being in bed with me?
- Good.

Oh, guys.

I'm not tired. [grunts]

[goofy music playing]

It's a lot going on right now, you know.
Peter, my guy.

I told him that he should make a move,
and it worked.

[Melinda] If Marvin wants to pull
this face and be grumpy and angry,

then I'm going to make him jealous.

Ooh! There goes Melinda's top!

Peter's like my little boy toy.

This night is the most awkward
of my entire life.

[Desiree] Yeah. This is awkward as hell,
but I am loving the drama.

I'm so glad
I'm not at that side of the room.

Marvin laid next to them
is just... just awkward, innit?

[Desiree] What's gonna be lower
in the morning,

Marvin's mood or that prize fund?

[Marvin] No respect.

[Melinda] This could have been avoided

if he would've just crawled into my bed
like I asked him to.

[Desiree gasps] Well, that's cheeky!

I have never been so scared
of losing money

until stepping into a bed with Melinda.

The sexual tension between us
is just too hot.

Guys, if I mess up, I'm sorry.

I don't know if I can control myself
right now.

♪ Whoo, turn it up! ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Turn it up! ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoo, turn it up! ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Turn it up! ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoo, don't mess with me ♪

♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪

♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoo, don't mess with me ♪

♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Don't, don't mess with me ♪

♪ Don't, don't, don't mess with me
Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪