Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 8 - Tanzania Zany/Guatemala Malarkey - full transcript
HAKUNA MATATA.
WHAT
A WONDERFUL PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
[TIMON]
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS, PUMBAA?
UH...THAT'S NED.
YOU MAY SEE NED,
BUT I SEE NATURE'S
MOST PERFECT CREATION...
THE ELEPHANT.
LOOK AT HIS TRUNK.
IT'S LIKE
A BUILT-IN SHOWER
ON YOUR FACE.
AND THE BIRDS
RIDE AROUND ON NED
ALL DAY LONG
LIKE HE'S A BUS.
AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE MAGNIFICENT
YET STYLISH TUSKS.
I'VE GOT TUSKS.
QUIET, PUMBAA.
I'M TALKING ABOUT NED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
NED MOVED
THAT GIANT LOG.
CAN YOU DO THAT
WITH YOUR TUSKS?
NO.
PRECISELY.
NO WONDER
EVERYONE LOVES NED
AND HE'S
THE MOST POPULAR GUY
IN THE JUNGLE.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL
BE LIKE HIM?
YOU THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE
LIKE AN ELEPHANT?
PUMBAA,
IS THERE SOME KIND OF THOUGHT
BUZZING AROUND IN THAT WARTHOG
SKULL OF YOURS?
[BUZZING]
[SLAP]
I DON'T THINK SO.
DON'T PLAY COY.
I KNOW YOU, PUMBAA.
TOMORROW AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,
YOU'LL COME BOUNCING UP,
ALL EXCITED
ABOUT BECOMING
AN ELEPHANT.
NO, TIMON,
I DON'T WANT
TO BE AN ELEPHANT.
I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY
BEING A WARTHOG
AND WOULD NEVER
WANT TO BE
ANYTHING ELSE.
[PUMBAA]
TIMON, TIMON,
GUESS WHAT!
I'VE JUST REACHED
AN AMAZING DECISION
ABOUT MY LIFE.
OH?
I DECIDED TO BE
AN ELEPHANT.
DID YOU KNOW
THAT ELEPHANTS
ARE NATURE'S
MOST PERFECT CREATION?
BLECCH!
YES. I RECALL HEARING THAT
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
OH, THEY'RE SO
BIG AND LARGE,
AND THEY GOT
THOSE LONG NOSES.
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED
A TRUNK?
YEAH, YEAH.
AND ON HOT DAYS
I COULD SPRITZ MYSELF
WITH REFRESHINGLY
COOLIFIED WATER,
AS I HANG OUT
WITH ALL THE OTHER
ELEPHANTS.
I COULD MOVE
BIG LOGS OUT OF
EVERYONE'S WAY.
PUMBAA.
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE ME.
I'D BE AS POPULAR AS NED.
PUMBAA! SINCE WHEN
IS BEING POPULAR
A GOOD REASON
TO DO ANYTHING?
WAIT A MINUTE!
POPULAR!
I THINK YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING.
I AM?
BEING POPULAR
IS THE BEST REASON
TO DO ANYTHING.
IF YOU BECOME
AN ELEPHANT,
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE YOU.
THEN WE CAN BE
PART OF NED'S CLIQUE.
THE IN-CROWD,
THE MOVERS, THE SHAKERS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.
ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT
IS YOU WANT TO BE
AN ELEPHANT,
AND I'M GOING TO
HELP YOU.
GREAT!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
WHEN YOU THINK OF
AN ELEPHANT?
DON'T ANSWER.
I'LL TELL YOU.
SIZE, PUMBAA. SIZE!
AS YOU ARE NOW,
YOU ARE TOO SMALL
TO BE AN ELEPHANT.
DARN.
BUT NO WORRIES.
I'VE GOT IT ALL
WORKED OUT.
WE INCREASE YOUR DIET,
BY THIS I MEAN THAT
YOU EAT A LOT MORE,
SO MUCH MORE THAT YOU
YOU BECOME BIG AND FAT
LIKE A BIG FAT ELEPHANT.
TIMON,
YOU ARE SO SMART.
THANK YOU.
NOW, OPEN WIDE.
AHH.
[MUNCH MUNCH SNORT]
HEY, THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
I THINK I'M GOING
TO LIKE BEING AN ELEPHANT.
YOU'RE NOT DONE YET.
OPEN.
AHH...
[MUNCH MUNCH]
AND AGAIN.
TIMON!
YES, PUMBAA?
I'M GETTING FULL.
PUMBAA, WE'VE ONLY
JUST BEGUN.
LOOK!
GEE, TIMON...
[BELCH]
MAYBE BEING AN ELEPHANT
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA
AFTER ALL.
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST BE HAPPY
BEING MYSELF.
POPPYCOCK.
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT,
PUMBAA,
BEING YOURSELF
OR BEING POPULAR?
THAT'S RIGHT.
BEING POPULAR.
IF YOU SAY SO.
NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
BEING AN ELEPHANT,
OR PACHYDERM,
ISN'T JUST ABOUT SIZE.
IT'S ALSO A STATE OF MIND.
AND ELEPHANTS HAVE
THE GREATEST MINDS
IN THE WORLD.
AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW,
ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET.
SO WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
A REMEMBERY
THAT WILL MAKE
EVERY ELEPHANT, ESPECIALLY NED,
SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE.
ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS?
I SURE AM.
O.K., GOOD.
NOW, WHAT DID I
JUST SAY?
YOU SAID, "O.K., GOOD."
BEFORE "O.K., GOOD."
I DON'T REMEMBER.
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
I HEARD EVERY WORD.
BUT YOU DON'T
REMEMBER.
-NO.
-THAT'S O.K.
I SHOULDN'T
EXPECT MIRACLES
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT REMEMBERING IS?
SURE I DO.
IT'S NOT FORGETTING.
NOW WE'RE GETTING
SOMEWHERE.
DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD NOT FORGET
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY NEXT?
-I DON'T KNOW.
-WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
SAID IT YET.
HOW CAN I
NOT FORGET SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SAID YET?
THAT WOULD BE LIKE
BACKWARDS NOT FORGETTING.
I DON'T THINK I COULD
BACKWARDS NOT FORGET.
OH, PLEASE, JUST TRY.
O.K. I'M BACKWARDS
NOT FORGETTING
THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY,
"GOOD JOB, PUMBAA."
-NO!
-WHAT?
I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY,
"GOOD JOB, PUMBAA."
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT
UNTIL I SAY THE THING
I'M GOING TO SAY
AND THEN REMEMBER IT.
RECALL IT IN YOUR BRAIN.
RETAIN IT IN YOUR MEMORY.
THIS IS MAKING
MY HEAD HURT.
NOT AS MUCH AS MINE.
SEE IF YOU
CAN REMEMBER THIS.
"MY NAME IS PUMBAA.
I AM AN ELEPHANT."
O.K.
YOUR NAME IS PUMBAA,
AND YOU ARE
AN ELEPHANT.
RRR!
THAT TIME YOU SAID,
"RRR!"
-NO!
-YES, YOU DID.
I REMEMBER.
PUMBAA, WORK WITH ME.
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
SOMETHING ELSE.
O.K. WHAT?
AHH...
REPEAT AFTER ME.
"AN ELEPHANT
NEVER FORGETS."
-SHOULD I REPEAT IT NOW?
-YES.
UH...
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
AN ELEPHANT
NEVER FORGETS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.
I DO IF I WANT
ANYTHING TO SINK INTO
THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS.
I'M BEGINNING TO I SEE
WHY YOU'RE NOT VERY POPULAR.
YOU'RE A GROUCH.
AAH!
AND YOU SCREAM
LIKE A BABY.
UHH! LET'S JUST COME BACK
TO THE MEMORY THING
LATER, O.K.?
WHAT MEMORY THING
WOULD THAT BE?
GOOD JOB, PUMBAA.
NOW WE COME TO
THE FINAL SEGMENT
OF YOUR TRAINING.
SOON YOU WILL BE
A FULL-FLEDGED
PACHYDERMIS AFRICANIS,
WITH ALL THE BENEFITS
AND PRIVILEGES
INHERENT TO THE SPECIES.
AND WHO WILL YOU SHARE
THOSE BENEFITS
AND PRIVILEGES WITH?
YOU, TIMON!
GOOD.
STEP UP AND RECEIVE
YOUR OFFICIAL
ELEPHANTLIKE TRUNK.
O.K., UH,
HOW'S THIS?
AM I ALL SET?
PERFECT.
HOLD STILL.
1, 2, 3, GO!
[STRETCHING]
WOW. THAT HURT.
HURT, SHMURT.
PUMBAA,
WE'VE DONE IT.
WE'VE SUCCEEDED.
YOU ARE NOT
A WARTHOG,
YOU'RE
AN ELEPHANT...
MAN?
I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS.
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
I'LL BE
THE RIGHT-HAND MEERKAT
TO THE JUNGLE'S
NEWEST ELEPHANT.
NO... PUMBAAPHANT.
EVEN BETTER
AND MORE POPULAR
THAN AN ELEPHANT.
LET'S GO SHOW NED.
THIS WILL BE GREAT.
HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE GLUM LOOK?
I DON'T WANT
TO DO IT.
WHAT? PUMBAA, NO!
LISTEN,
YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.
EVERYONE'S NERVOUS
THEIR FIRST DAY AS AN ELEPHANT.
DON'T WORRY.
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO,
MAKE FUN OF YOU?
RIDICULE YOU TO TEARS?
LAUGH AND POINT?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
WITH YOU.
I'LL HELP YOU.
YOU'LL DO FINE.
WELL, O.K.,
IF YOU SAY SO.
[TIMON]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
STEP RIGHT UP AND MEET
THE NEW KING OF THE JUNGLE!
THAT SOPHISTICATE
OF SOPHISTRY,
THE MOST POPULAR
OF THE POPULAR CROWD,
THE...PUMBAAPHANT!
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
THE TRUNK, THE BULK.
A MEMORY, TOO... OF SORTS.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH AN OBVIOUSLY POPULAR
AND VALUABLE ADDITION
TO YOUR NED THE ELEPHANT
CLIQUE?
HMM. THAT IS
WITHOUT A DOUBT
THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
THOSE AREN'T EARS.
THEY'RE PALM FRONDS.
AND YOU CALL THAT
A TRUNK?
HA!
AND THE SUGGESTION
THAT THIS OVERFED HOG
EVEN COMES CLOSE
TO APPROXIMATING
MY MAJESTIC BULK
IS NOT ONLY ABSURD,
IT'S INSULTING.
COME, MY COMRADES.
LET US ENJOY
A SHORT MOMENT
OF LAUGHING
AND POINTING
AT THIS COMICALLY
PITIFUL DISPLAY
OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
-HA HA HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA!
-AH HA HA HA HA...
-HA HA HA HA...
WELL, ISN'T THIS
A PLEASANT TWIST?
OUT OF THE WAY,
TIMON!
WE GOT TO SAVE 'EM!
PUMBAA, HAVE YOU
GONE HAYWIRE?
LET HIM FALL.
HE'LL LAND
ON THE HIPPOS.
QUIET, TIMON.
NED, GRAB ONTO
MY TUSKS.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE SO UNPOPULAR.
HURRY, NED!
THE BRANCH IS BREAKING!
UH... WELL, UH... WHAT DO
YOU FELLOWS THINK?
GRAB THE TUSK.
THE TUSK.
HEY!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[ENGINE RACING]
WELL, I, AHEM... UM,
HOW UTTERLY CLUMSY
OF ME.
I SAY, GOOD SHOW,
WARTHOG.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
IN FACT, NOW THAT YOU'VE
PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY,
YOU CAN JOIN OUR GROUP
AS AN HONORARY ELEPHANT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[CLOCK TICKING]
-[DING]
-NO, THANKS.
-NO?
-GOOD THINKING, PUMBAA.
HOLD OUT
FOR BETTER BENEFITS.
MAKE THEM MAKE YOU KING,
AND ME VICE-KING,
WITH A WINDOW OFFICE.
NOPE. I'M HAPPY
BEING EXACTLY WHO I AM...
A NORMAL OLD WARTHOG.
OH... OH, WAIT!
PUMBAA, WAIT!
LET'S THINK THIS OVER.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR HARD WORK?
COME ON!
PUMBAA!
[SLURP]
AHH!
YOU ARE TRULY
AMAZING, TIMON.
I COULDN'T FIND ANY GRUBS
ON THIS MOUNTAIN
ANYWHERE, NOWHERE,
AND YET YOU FOUND
A WHOLE BUCKETFUL
OF THEM. MMM!
MMM!
AHH!
YES.
I AM TRULY AMAZING.
YOU ARE UNMISTAKABLY
THE MOST AWESOME
AND BESTEST BEST GRUB CATCHER
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO IT.
OH, I'VE GOT MY WAYS.
SO!
YOU STOLE
MY BABY'S BREAKFAST,
YOU BREAKFAST-STEALING
WEASEL!
HEY, LADY, RELAX.
I WAS GIVING MY BABY EARL
HIS FLYING LESSONS.
THE POOR KID STILL
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY.
BUT ANYWAY! WHEN WE GOT BACK
TO THE NEST,
ALL OF HIS GRUBS WERE GONE!
BUT, MA'AM, TIMON
WOULD NEVER, EVER, NEVER
TAKE GRUBS
FROM A BABY.
AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
BECAUSE HE'S
THE BESTEST BEST
GRUB CATCHER
IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD.
-RIGHT, TIMON?
-THAT'S RIGHT.
AND FRANKLY,
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR SLANDEROUS REMARKS
AND UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS.
I MEAN, YOU JUST CAN'T
GO AROUND ACCUSING PEOPLE
OF STEALING FOOD
FROM A BABY.
YOU NEED PROOF.
I HAVE HAIR SAMPLES,
A PLASTER FOOT IMPRESSION,
FINGERPRINTS FROM
BABY EARL'S BOWL,
AND A LIST OF WITNESSES
WILLING TO TESTIFY.
THIS STUFF
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
PLUS YOU DROPPED
YOUR WALLET.
YEAH? SO?
AND I HAVE
THIS TIME-CODED
PHOTO OF YOU
TAKEN BY
A SECURITY CAMERA.
YEE... CRUD.
TIMON!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE
THOSE GRUBS FROM A BABY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS TO GATHER
FOOD WAY UP HERE?
EXTREMELY DIFFICULT.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
ABSOLUTELY ASHAMED.
IT'LL TAKE ME ALL DAY
TO FLY TO THE LOWLANDS
AND GATHER MORE FOOD.
ALL DAY LONG.
AND WHO'S GONNA BABYSIT
BABY EARL WHILE I'M AWAY?
YEAH, WHO'S GONNA
BABYSIT EARL?
OHH, DOUBLE CRUD.
SWEET LITTLE EARL HERE
STILL HASN'T LEARNED
HOW TO FLY.
SO DON'T LET HIM
LEAP OVER THE EDGE
OF THE NEST!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO LEAPING.
AND IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO HIM...
ONE...SINGLE...
SCRATCH...
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
LIKE THE GRUB-STEALING
WEASEL YOU ARE
AND CRUSH YOU!
NOW, DARLING,
MOMMY WILL BE BACK
AS QUICK AS SHE CAN.
YOU BE A REAL GOOD BOY
FOR THE GRUB THIEF.
NOW WATCH HIM!
[TIMON]
GOODBYE!
DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
BABY EARL WILL BE FINE.
BYE-BYE. SO LONG.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
FAREWELL.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
WHAT!
LET'S SKIDDELEY-DADDLE
BEFORE MOMMY GETS BACK.
BUT, TIMON,
YOU PROMISED
TO BABYSIT BABY EARL,
AND THAT MEANS YOU NEED
TO PLAY A GAME WITH HIM,
READ A BOOK TO HIM,
AND TUCK HIM INTO BED
FOR HIS AFTERNOON NAP.
YEAH, O.K. IF I DO
ALL THOSE THINGS,
THEN CAN WE LEAVE
WITH A CLEAR
CONSCIENCE?
UH...I GUESS SO.
GREAT. WAIT RIGHT HERE.
ALL RIGHT, BABY EARL,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
YOU LOSE.
"ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WERE THREE BEARS,
"A PAPA BEAR,
A MAMA BEAR,
"AND A WEE LITTLE
BABY BEAR.
THE END."
♪ ROCKABYE, EARLIE,
IN THE TREETOP ♪
♪ WHEN THE WIND BLOWS,
ET CETERA AND SO ON ♪
O.K.,
LET'S HIT THE ROAD.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITIN' FOR,
AN INVITATION?
I DON'T THINK
THAT WAS A VERY GOOD JOB
OF BABYSITTING, TIMON.
I DID EVERYTHING
YOU SAID, PUMBAA.
BESIDES, BABY EARL
WILL BE JUST FINE.
HE'S FAST ASLEEP.
SEE?
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
DON'T YOU NEVER, EVER
DO THAT AGAIN, BABY EARL.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
AAH! BABY EARL!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO NEVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
BABY EARL!
YII!
TIMON!
[TIMON]
WHEW!
IF THE BABY
FALLS OUT OF THE NEST,
HE'LL GET SCRATCHED,
AND IF HE GETS SCRATCHED,
YOU'RE GOING TO GET
CRUSHED.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
SO, I THINK MAYBE
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO STAY AND WATCH HIM
AND BABYSIT HIM,
JUST LIKE WE PROMISED.
NO, WE'RE NOT,
PUMBAA.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE TRICK
UP MY SLEEVE.
"REVERSE PSY-CHOLOGY."
WHAT'S THAT?
IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A WAY
OF GETTING SOMEONE TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT THEM
TO DO
BY ASKING THEM TO DO
THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO.
GOOD LUCK.
OH, BABY EARL.
[CHEEP CHEEP]
I REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU
TO LEAP OUT OF THE NEST.
[CHEEP]
SEE? IT WORKED.
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
WE'D BETTER SAVE HIM
BEFORE HE GETS
A SCRATCH.
AND I GET CRUSHED.
OOH!
THERE HE IS.
BABY EARL'S
HEADING TOWARD
THAT GAP.
WHAT DO WE DO?
QUICK,
MAKE LIKE A BRIDGE.
YI... YI... YI...
-AAH!
-AAH!
THERE HE IS!
[PUMBAA]
BABY EARL, STOP!
WHEW!
[GULP]
BABY EAR-L-L-L-L!
[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
[CRASH]
OHH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
[CHEEP]
WELL, AT LEAST
THERE'S NOT A SCRATCH
ON HIM.
[SNORT]
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
TIMON, WHAT DO WE DO
THIS TIME?
WE'RE NOT DOING
NOTHING.
BUT, TIMON!
TIMON!
DON'T YOU FRET,
PUMBAA.
HE'S A BIRD, RIGHT?
ANY SECOND,
HIS NATURAL
BIRDLIKE INSTINCTS
WILL KICK INTO ACTION,
AND BABY EARL WILL FLY.
YES, ANY SECOND NOW,
THE BREEZE WILL
CATCH BABY EARL'S WINGS,
AND HE WILL SOAR
INTO THE CLOUDS.
YES, ANY SECOND NOW,
THE FLYING
AND THE SOARING.
ANY...SECOND...
[WHISTLING SOUND
OF EARL FALLING]
WAS HE SUPPOSED TO FLY
STRAIGHT INTO
THE GROUND, TIMON?
NO, PUMBAA,
HE WASN'T.
SO WHAT WILL YOU
TELL MOMMY?
PUMBAA, BY THE TIME
THAT LOUDMOUTHED
BIRD IS BACK,
WE'LL HAVE FLOWN THE COOP.
WHERE'S MY BABY EARL?
UH...OOH... OH,
YOU, UH...
I SAID,
WHERE'S MY BABY EARL!
UH...TELL HER,
PUMBAA.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL HER?
ANYTHING.
TELL HER ANYTHING.
UH...YOUR BABY EARL
LEAPT OUT OF THE NEST,
FELL THOUSANDS OF FEET,
AND HIT THE GROUND
WITH A MUFFLED THUMP SOUND.
WHAT!
ANYTHING BUT THAT,
PUMBAA.
I WARNED YOU
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF MY BABY EARL
GOT SCRATCHED!
BABY EARL,
YOU'RE FLYING!
-HUH?
-HUH?
YOU TWO TAUGHT
MY BABY EARL
HOW TO FLY.
THIS IS THE MOST
WONDERFUL DAY OF MY
FINE-FEATHERED LIFE.
HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU?
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY...
THAT ONE'S FOR YOU...
AND ONE FOR YOU...
AND ONE FOR YOU.
[SNORT]
MMM! MMM!
AIN'T THIS
THE LIFE, PUMBAA?
MMM! MMM!
WHAT
A WONDERFUL PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
[TIMON]
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT IS, PUMBAA?
UH...THAT'S NED.
YOU MAY SEE NED,
BUT I SEE NATURE'S
MOST PERFECT CREATION...
THE ELEPHANT.
LOOK AT HIS TRUNK.
IT'S LIKE
A BUILT-IN SHOWER
ON YOUR FACE.
AND THE BIRDS
RIDE AROUND ON NED
ALL DAY LONG
LIKE HE'S A BUS.
AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE MAGNIFICENT
YET STYLISH TUSKS.
I'VE GOT TUSKS.
QUIET, PUMBAA.
I'M TALKING ABOUT NED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
NED MOVED
THAT GIANT LOG.
CAN YOU DO THAT
WITH YOUR TUSKS?
NO.
PRECISELY.
NO WONDER
EVERYONE LOVES NED
AND HE'S
THE MOST POPULAR GUY
IN THE JUNGLE.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL
BE LIKE HIM?
YOU THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE
LIKE AN ELEPHANT?
PUMBAA,
IS THERE SOME KIND OF THOUGHT
BUZZING AROUND IN THAT WARTHOG
SKULL OF YOURS?
[BUZZING]
[SLAP]
I DON'T THINK SO.
DON'T PLAY COY.
I KNOW YOU, PUMBAA.
TOMORROW AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,
YOU'LL COME BOUNCING UP,
ALL EXCITED
ABOUT BECOMING
AN ELEPHANT.
NO, TIMON,
I DON'T WANT
TO BE AN ELEPHANT.
I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY
BEING A WARTHOG
AND WOULD NEVER
WANT TO BE
ANYTHING ELSE.
[PUMBAA]
TIMON, TIMON,
GUESS WHAT!
I'VE JUST REACHED
AN AMAZING DECISION
ABOUT MY LIFE.
OH?
I DECIDED TO BE
AN ELEPHANT.
DID YOU KNOW
THAT ELEPHANTS
ARE NATURE'S
MOST PERFECT CREATION?
BLECCH!
YES. I RECALL HEARING THAT
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
OH, THEY'RE SO
BIG AND LARGE,
AND THEY GOT
THOSE LONG NOSES.
I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED
A TRUNK?
YEAH, YEAH.
AND ON HOT DAYS
I COULD SPRITZ MYSELF
WITH REFRESHINGLY
COOLIFIED WATER,
AS I HANG OUT
WITH ALL THE OTHER
ELEPHANTS.
I COULD MOVE
BIG LOGS OUT OF
EVERYONE'S WAY.
PUMBAA.
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE ME.
I'D BE AS POPULAR AS NED.
PUMBAA! SINCE WHEN
IS BEING POPULAR
A GOOD REASON
TO DO ANYTHING?
WAIT A MINUTE!
POPULAR!
I THINK YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING.
I AM?
BEING POPULAR
IS THE BEST REASON
TO DO ANYTHING.
IF YOU BECOME
AN ELEPHANT,
EVERYONE WOULD LOVE YOU.
THEN WE CAN BE
PART OF NED'S CLIQUE.
THE IN-CROWD,
THE MOVERS, THE SHAKERS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.
ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT
IS YOU WANT TO BE
AN ELEPHANT,
AND I'M GOING TO
HELP YOU.
GREAT!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
WHEN YOU THINK OF
AN ELEPHANT?
DON'T ANSWER.
I'LL TELL YOU.
SIZE, PUMBAA. SIZE!
AS YOU ARE NOW,
YOU ARE TOO SMALL
TO BE AN ELEPHANT.
DARN.
BUT NO WORRIES.
I'VE GOT IT ALL
WORKED OUT.
WE INCREASE YOUR DIET,
BY THIS I MEAN THAT
YOU EAT A LOT MORE,
SO MUCH MORE THAT YOU
YOU BECOME BIG AND FAT
LIKE A BIG FAT ELEPHANT.
TIMON,
YOU ARE SO SMART.
THANK YOU.
NOW, OPEN WIDE.
AHH.
[MUNCH MUNCH SNORT]
HEY, THAT WAS
PRETTY GOOD.
I THINK I'M GOING
TO LIKE BEING AN ELEPHANT.
YOU'RE NOT DONE YET.
OPEN.
AHH...
[MUNCH MUNCH]
AND AGAIN.
TIMON!
YES, PUMBAA?
I'M GETTING FULL.
PUMBAA, WE'VE ONLY
JUST BEGUN.
LOOK!
GEE, TIMON...
[BELCH]
MAYBE BEING AN ELEPHANT
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA
AFTER ALL.
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST BE HAPPY
BEING MYSELF.
POPPYCOCK.
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT,
PUMBAA,
BEING YOURSELF
OR BEING POPULAR?
THAT'S RIGHT.
BEING POPULAR.
IF YOU SAY SO.
NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
BEING AN ELEPHANT,
OR PACHYDERM,
ISN'T JUST ABOUT SIZE.
IT'S ALSO A STATE OF MIND.
AND ELEPHANTS HAVE
THE GREATEST MINDS
IN THE WORLD.
AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW,
ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET.
SO WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
A REMEMBERY
THAT WILL MAKE
EVERY ELEPHANT, ESPECIALLY NED,
SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE.
ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS?
I SURE AM.
O.K., GOOD.
NOW, WHAT DID I
JUST SAY?
YOU SAID, "O.K., GOOD."
BEFORE "O.K., GOOD."
I DON'T REMEMBER.
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
I HEARD EVERY WORD.
BUT YOU DON'T
REMEMBER.
-NO.
-THAT'S O.K.
I SHOULDN'T
EXPECT MIRACLES
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT REMEMBERING IS?
SURE I DO.
IT'S NOT FORGETTING.
NOW WE'RE GETTING
SOMEWHERE.
DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD NOT FORGET
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY NEXT?
-I DON'T KNOW.
-WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
SAID IT YET.
HOW CAN I
NOT FORGET SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SAID YET?
THAT WOULD BE LIKE
BACKWARDS NOT FORGETTING.
I DON'T THINK I COULD
BACKWARDS NOT FORGET.
OH, PLEASE, JUST TRY.
O.K. I'M BACKWARDS
NOT FORGETTING
THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY,
"GOOD JOB, PUMBAA."
-NO!
-WHAT?
I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO SAY,
"GOOD JOB, PUMBAA."
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT
UNTIL I SAY THE THING
I'M GOING TO SAY
AND THEN REMEMBER IT.
RECALL IT IN YOUR BRAIN.
RETAIN IT IN YOUR MEMORY.
THIS IS MAKING
MY HEAD HURT.
NOT AS MUCH AS MINE.
SEE IF YOU
CAN REMEMBER THIS.
"MY NAME IS PUMBAA.
I AM AN ELEPHANT."
O.K.
YOUR NAME IS PUMBAA,
AND YOU ARE
AN ELEPHANT.
RRR!
THAT TIME YOU SAID,
"RRR!"
-NO!
-YES, YOU DID.
I REMEMBER.
PUMBAA, WORK WITH ME.
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
SOMETHING ELSE.
O.K. WHAT?
AHH...
REPEAT AFTER ME.
"AN ELEPHANT
NEVER FORGETS."
-SHOULD I REPEAT IT NOW?
-YES.
UH...
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
AN ELEPHANT
NEVER FORGETS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.
I DO IF I WANT
ANYTHING TO SINK INTO
THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS.
I'M BEGINNING TO I SEE
WHY YOU'RE NOT VERY POPULAR.
YOU'RE A GROUCH.
AAH!
AND YOU SCREAM
LIKE A BABY.
UHH! LET'S JUST COME BACK
TO THE MEMORY THING
LATER, O.K.?
WHAT MEMORY THING
WOULD THAT BE?
GOOD JOB, PUMBAA.
NOW WE COME TO
THE FINAL SEGMENT
OF YOUR TRAINING.
SOON YOU WILL BE
A FULL-FLEDGED
PACHYDERMIS AFRICANIS,
WITH ALL THE BENEFITS
AND PRIVILEGES
INHERENT TO THE SPECIES.
AND WHO WILL YOU SHARE
THOSE BENEFITS
AND PRIVILEGES WITH?
YOU, TIMON!
GOOD.
STEP UP AND RECEIVE
YOUR OFFICIAL
ELEPHANTLIKE TRUNK.
O.K., UH,
HOW'S THIS?
AM I ALL SET?
PERFECT.
HOLD STILL.
1, 2, 3, GO!
[STRETCHING]
WOW. THAT HURT.
HURT, SHMURT.
PUMBAA,
WE'VE DONE IT.
WE'VE SUCCEEDED.
YOU ARE NOT
A WARTHOG,
YOU'RE
AN ELEPHANT...
MAN?
I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THIS.
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
I'LL BE
THE RIGHT-HAND MEERKAT
TO THE JUNGLE'S
NEWEST ELEPHANT.
NO... PUMBAAPHANT.
EVEN BETTER
AND MORE POPULAR
THAN AN ELEPHANT.
LET'S GO SHOW NED.
THIS WILL BE GREAT.
HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE GLUM LOOK?
I DON'T WANT
TO DO IT.
WHAT? PUMBAA, NO!
LISTEN,
YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS.
EVERYONE'S NERVOUS
THEIR FIRST DAY AS AN ELEPHANT.
DON'T WORRY.
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO,
MAKE FUN OF YOU?
RIDICULE YOU TO TEARS?
LAUGH AND POINT?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
WITH YOU.
I'LL HELP YOU.
YOU'LL DO FINE.
WELL, O.K.,
IF YOU SAY SO.
[TIMON]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
STEP RIGHT UP AND MEET
THE NEW KING OF THE JUNGLE!
THAT SOPHISTICATE
OF SOPHISTRY,
THE MOST POPULAR
OF THE POPULAR CROWD,
THE...PUMBAAPHANT!
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
THE TRUNK, THE BULK.
A MEMORY, TOO... OF SORTS.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
SUCH AN OBVIOUSLY POPULAR
AND VALUABLE ADDITION
TO YOUR NED THE ELEPHANT
CLIQUE?
HMM. THAT IS
WITHOUT A DOUBT
THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
THOSE AREN'T EARS.
THEY'RE PALM FRONDS.
AND YOU CALL THAT
A TRUNK?
HA!
AND THE SUGGESTION
THAT THIS OVERFED HOG
EVEN COMES CLOSE
TO APPROXIMATING
MY MAJESTIC BULK
IS NOT ONLY ABSURD,
IT'S INSULTING.
COME, MY COMRADES.
LET US ENJOY
A SHORT MOMENT
OF LAUGHING
AND POINTING
AT THIS COMICALLY
PITIFUL DISPLAY
OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
-HA HA HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA!
-AH HA HA HA HA...
-HA HA HA HA...
WELL, ISN'T THIS
A PLEASANT TWIST?
OUT OF THE WAY,
TIMON!
WE GOT TO SAVE 'EM!
PUMBAA, HAVE YOU
GONE HAYWIRE?
LET HIM FALL.
HE'LL LAND
ON THE HIPPOS.
QUIET, TIMON.
NED, GRAB ONTO
MY TUSKS.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
YOU'RE...
YOU'RE SO UNPOPULAR.
HURRY, NED!
THE BRANCH IS BREAKING!
UH... WELL, UH... WHAT DO
YOU FELLOWS THINK?
GRAB THE TUSK.
THE TUSK.
HEY!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[ENGINE RACING]
WELL, I, AHEM... UM,
HOW UTTERLY CLUMSY
OF ME.
I SAY, GOOD SHOW,
WARTHOG.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
IN FACT, NOW THAT YOU'VE
PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY,
YOU CAN JOIN OUR GROUP
AS AN HONORARY ELEPHANT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[CLOCK TICKING]
-[DING]
-NO, THANKS.
-NO?
-GOOD THINKING, PUMBAA.
HOLD OUT
FOR BETTER BENEFITS.
MAKE THEM MAKE YOU KING,
AND ME VICE-KING,
WITH A WINDOW OFFICE.
NOPE. I'M HAPPY
BEING EXACTLY WHO I AM...
A NORMAL OLD WARTHOG.
OH... OH, WAIT!
PUMBAA, WAIT!
LET'S THINK THIS OVER.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ALL OUR HARD WORK?
COME ON!
PUMBAA!
[SLURP]
AHH!
YOU ARE TRULY
AMAZING, TIMON.
I COULDN'T FIND ANY GRUBS
ON THIS MOUNTAIN
ANYWHERE, NOWHERE,
AND YET YOU FOUND
A WHOLE BUCKETFUL
OF THEM. MMM!
MMM!
AHH!
YES.
I AM TRULY AMAZING.
YOU ARE UNMISTAKABLY
THE MOST AWESOME
AND BESTEST BEST GRUB CATCHER
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO IT.
OH, I'VE GOT MY WAYS.
SO!
YOU STOLE
MY BABY'S BREAKFAST,
YOU BREAKFAST-STEALING
WEASEL!
HEY, LADY, RELAX.
I WAS GIVING MY BABY EARL
HIS FLYING LESSONS.
THE POOR KID STILL
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY.
BUT ANYWAY! WHEN WE GOT BACK
TO THE NEST,
ALL OF HIS GRUBS WERE GONE!
BUT, MA'AM, TIMON
WOULD NEVER, EVER, NEVER
TAKE GRUBS
FROM A BABY.
AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
BECAUSE HE'S
THE BESTEST BEST
GRUB CATCHER
IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD.
-RIGHT, TIMON?
-THAT'S RIGHT.
AND FRANKLY,
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR SLANDEROUS REMARKS
AND UNFOUNDED ACCUSATIONS.
I MEAN, YOU JUST CAN'T
GO AROUND ACCUSING PEOPLE
OF STEALING FOOD
FROM A BABY.
YOU NEED PROOF.
I HAVE HAIR SAMPLES,
A PLASTER FOOT IMPRESSION,
FINGERPRINTS FROM
BABY EARL'S BOWL,
AND A LIST OF WITNESSES
WILLING TO TESTIFY.
THIS STUFF
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
PLUS YOU DROPPED
YOUR WALLET.
YEAH? SO?
AND I HAVE
THIS TIME-CODED
PHOTO OF YOU
TAKEN BY
A SECURITY CAMERA.
YEE... CRUD.
TIMON!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE
THOSE GRUBS FROM A BABY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS TO GATHER
FOOD WAY UP HERE?
EXTREMELY DIFFICULT.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
ABSOLUTELY ASHAMED.
IT'LL TAKE ME ALL DAY
TO FLY TO THE LOWLANDS
AND GATHER MORE FOOD.
ALL DAY LONG.
AND WHO'S GONNA BABYSIT
BABY EARL WHILE I'M AWAY?
YEAH, WHO'S GONNA
BABYSIT EARL?
OHH, DOUBLE CRUD.
SWEET LITTLE EARL HERE
STILL HASN'T LEARNED
HOW TO FLY.
SO DON'T LET HIM
LEAP OVER THE EDGE
OF THE NEST!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO LEAPING.
AND IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO HIM...
ONE...SINGLE...
SCRATCH...
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
LIKE THE GRUB-STEALING
WEASEL YOU ARE
AND CRUSH YOU!
NOW, DARLING,
MOMMY WILL BE BACK
AS QUICK AS SHE CAN.
YOU BE A REAL GOOD BOY
FOR THE GRUB THIEF.
NOW WATCH HIM!
[TIMON]
GOODBYE!
DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
BABY EARL WILL BE FINE.
BYE-BYE. SO LONG.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
FAREWELL.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
WHAT!
LET'S SKIDDELEY-DADDLE
BEFORE MOMMY GETS BACK.
BUT, TIMON,
YOU PROMISED
TO BABYSIT BABY EARL,
AND THAT MEANS YOU NEED
TO PLAY A GAME WITH HIM,
READ A BOOK TO HIM,
AND TUCK HIM INTO BED
FOR HIS AFTERNOON NAP.
YEAH, O.K. IF I DO
ALL THOSE THINGS,
THEN CAN WE LEAVE
WITH A CLEAR
CONSCIENCE?
UH...I GUESS SO.
GREAT. WAIT RIGHT HERE.
ALL RIGHT, BABY EARL,
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
YOU LOSE.
"ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WERE THREE BEARS,
"A PAPA BEAR,
A MAMA BEAR,
"AND A WEE LITTLE
BABY BEAR.
THE END."
♪ ROCKABYE, EARLIE,
IN THE TREETOP ♪
♪ WHEN THE WIND BLOWS,
ET CETERA AND SO ON ♪
O.K.,
LET'S HIT THE ROAD.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITIN' FOR,
AN INVITATION?
I DON'T THINK
THAT WAS A VERY GOOD JOB
OF BABYSITTING, TIMON.
I DID EVERYTHING
YOU SAID, PUMBAA.
BESIDES, BABY EARL
WILL BE JUST FINE.
HE'S FAST ASLEEP.
SEE?
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
DON'T YOU NEVER, EVER
DO THAT AGAIN, BABY EARL.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
AAH! BABY EARL!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO NEVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
BABY EARL!
YII!
TIMON!
[TIMON]
WHEW!
IF THE BABY
FALLS OUT OF THE NEST,
HE'LL GET SCRATCHED,
AND IF HE GETS SCRATCHED,
YOU'RE GOING TO GET
CRUSHED.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
SO, I THINK MAYBE
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO STAY AND WATCH HIM
AND BABYSIT HIM,
JUST LIKE WE PROMISED.
NO, WE'RE NOT,
PUMBAA.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE TRICK
UP MY SLEEVE.
"REVERSE PSY-CHOLOGY."
WHAT'S THAT?
IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A WAY
OF GETTING SOMEONE TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT THEM
TO DO
BY ASKING THEM TO DO
THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO DO.
GOOD LUCK.
OH, BABY EARL.
[CHEEP CHEEP]
I REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU
TO LEAP OUT OF THE NEST.
[CHEEP]
SEE? IT WORKED.
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
WE'D BETTER SAVE HIM
BEFORE HE GETS
A SCRATCH.
AND I GET CRUSHED.
OOH!
THERE HE IS.
BABY EARL'S
HEADING TOWARD
THAT GAP.
WHAT DO WE DO?
QUICK,
MAKE LIKE A BRIDGE.
YI... YI... YI...
-AAH!
-AAH!
THERE HE IS!
[PUMBAA]
BABY EARL, STOP!
WHEW!
[GULP]
BABY EAR-L-L-L-L!
[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
[CRASH]
OHH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
-AAH!
[CHEEP]
WELL, AT LEAST
THERE'S NOT A SCRATCH
ON HIM.
[SNORT]
-BABY EARL!
-BABY EARL!
TIMON, WHAT DO WE DO
THIS TIME?
WE'RE NOT DOING
NOTHING.
BUT, TIMON!
TIMON!
DON'T YOU FRET,
PUMBAA.
HE'S A BIRD, RIGHT?
ANY SECOND,
HIS NATURAL
BIRDLIKE INSTINCTS
WILL KICK INTO ACTION,
AND BABY EARL WILL FLY.
YES, ANY SECOND NOW,
THE BREEZE WILL
CATCH BABY EARL'S WINGS,
AND HE WILL SOAR
INTO THE CLOUDS.
YES, ANY SECOND NOW,
THE FLYING
AND THE SOARING.
ANY...SECOND...
[WHISTLING SOUND
OF EARL FALLING]
WAS HE SUPPOSED TO FLY
STRAIGHT INTO
THE GROUND, TIMON?
NO, PUMBAA,
HE WASN'T.
SO WHAT WILL YOU
TELL MOMMY?
PUMBAA, BY THE TIME
THAT LOUDMOUTHED
BIRD IS BACK,
WE'LL HAVE FLOWN THE COOP.
WHERE'S MY BABY EARL?
UH...OOH... OH,
YOU, UH...
I SAID,
WHERE'S MY BABY EARL!
UH...TELL HER,
PUMBAA.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL HER?
ANYTHING.
TELL HER ANYTHING.
UH...YOUR BABY EARL
LEAPT OUT OF THE NEST,
FELL THOUSANDS OF FEET,
AND HIT THE GROUND
WITH A MUFFLED THUMP SOUND.
WHAT!
ANYTHING BUT THAT,
PUMBAA.
I WARNED YOU
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF MY BABY EARL
GOT SCRATCHED!
BABY EARL,
YOU'RE FLYING!
-HUH?
-HUH?
YOU TWO TAUGHT
MY BABY EARL
HOW TO FLY.
THIS IS THE MOST
WONDERFUL DAY OF MY
FINE-FEATHERED LIFE.
HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU?
UH, WELL, ACTUALLY...
THAT ONE'S FOR YOU...
AND ONE FOR YOU...
AND ONE FOR YOU.
[SNORT]
MMM! MMM!
AIN'T THIS
THE LIFE, PUMBAA?
MMM! MMM!