Timon & Pumbaa (1995–1999): Season 1, Episode 10 - Timon's Time Togo/The Law of the Jungle - full transcript
HAKUNA MATATA.
WHAT A WONDERFUL
PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
GOTCHA!
PUMBAA, WE'RE
TRAPPED IN A CRATE.
THAT'S ONE WAY
TO SAY IT.
ANOTHER WAY
WOULD BE,
"WE'RE CONTAINED
IN A RECEPTACLE
CONSTRUCTED
OF WOODEN SLATS."
WELL, AT LEAST
WE WON'T STARVE.
HEY THERE,
MIND PUTTING OUT
THAT LIGHT?
I'M TRYING TO
CATCH SOME Zs.
THE SNAIL TALKS!
WHY, OF COURSE I TALK.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THAT MAKE AN ANIMAL
IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT,
IT'S THE ABILITY
TO SPEAK.
POPPYCOCK.
HOLD YOUR HORSES, KID.
I CAN SING, TOO.
♪ SHOO BE DOOBIE-DOO ♪
AH, CRUD.
NOW WE DEFINITELY
CAN'T EAT HIM.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[SLURP]
OH, TIMON,
HE'S SO CUTE.
AND HE CAN TALK
AND SING.
WE CANNOT UNDER
ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
EAT THIS SNAIL.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.
O.K., O.K.
WE'RE NOT
GOING TO EAT HIM.
CALM DOWN.
[SHIP HORN BLOWS]
HELLO THERE, SNAIL.
I'M TIMON,
AND HE'S PUMBAA.
SINCE WE CANNOT EAT YOU,
WE MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE YOU A NAME.
HMM.
YOU'VE GOT CUTE
GUMDROP EYES,
A SWIRLY, CURLICUE SHELL,
AND YOU'RE A SNAIL.
I'VE GOT IT!
WE'LL CALL YA SPEEDY...
SPEEDY THE SNAIL.
HEH HEH.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
CLEVER JUXTAPOSITION,
GIVING A SNAIL...
A NOTICEABLY SLOW CREATURE...
THE NAME SPEEDY, HUH, HUH?
PLEASED TO MEET YA,
SPEEDY.
RIGHT BACK AT YA,
PUMBAA.
LOOKS LIKE YOU
AND ME AND TIMON
ARE GOING TO BE
LIFELONG FRIENDS.
YAY!
UH, TIMON, I JUST
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE
TRIES TO EAT HIM?
LIKE WHO?
WE'RE IN A BOX.
WE'RE NOT IN FRANCE
WHERE SNAILS ARE
CONSIDERED A DELICACY.
EXCLAMATION!
A SNAIL AVEC
LE GUMDROP EYES
ET LE SWIRLY,
CURLICUE SHELL.
TRES DELICIEUX.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE'S WITH US.
TA-DA!
HOW DARE
YOU OPPOSE MOI,
CULINARY QUINT,
LE MOST SUCCULENT,
PALATABLE,
AND ROBUSTLY
FULL-BODIED CHEF
EN TOUT LA FRANCE.
WHERE ARE WE?
WE'RE IN FRANCE...
WHERE SNAILS
ARE CONSIDERED
A DELICACY.
HEY, BUBBA.
HELP!
WHAT DO WE DO?
THE ONLY THING
WE CAN DO, PUMBAA...
WE'VE GOTTA
RESCUE SPEEDY.
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY,
MON PETIT SNAIL.
CULINARY QUINT IS GOING TO
TURN YOU INTO A MOST
DELICIOUS MEAL...
FILET OF SNAIL.
LE HYAH! LE HYAH! LE HYAH!
HEY, LOOK,
IT'S JERRY LEWIS!
PSHAW!
JUST BECAUSE CULINARY QUINT
IS FRENCH
DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVES
JERRY LEWIS.
[CREAK]
[JERRY LEWIS VOICE]
WELL, HI!
IT WORKED.
I GOT HIM.
LET'S BEAT IT!
GO, GO, GO, GO!
SHARP OBJECT!
-AAH!
-AAH!
AU REVOIR.
HEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE THE TIMONA LISA.
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW'S NOT THE TIME
FOR COMEDY.
WE NEED
AN ALTERNATE PLAN...
AND I KNOW
JUST THE THING.
AHEM...
WE'D LIKE
A TABLE FOR TWO...
ER, I MEAN, I WOULD
LIKE A TABLE
FOR ONE, PLEASE.
TRES BIEN.
FOLLOW MOI.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,
BE SEATED.
POUR LE SPECIAL TODAY...
I WANT A SNAIL... RAW.
THAT MEANS UNCOOKED.
I.E., STILL ALIVE.
YOU WANT A SNAIL
RAW, UNCOOKED,
STILL ALIVE?
YES.
WITH CUTE GUMDROP EYES
AND A SWIRLY,
CURLICUE SHELL.
AND HIS NAME
IS SPEEDY!
[BIFF BAM POW]
UH, I MEAN, HIS NAME
ISN'T SPEEDY.
OOF, OW!
I MEAN, I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
HEH...I AM A HUMAN.
EXITEZ VOUS!
[SMACK]
-AAH!
-AAH!
HEY, YOU'RE
THE PUMBAA DE MILO.
HA HA!
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR COMEDY.
OUR NEW FRIEND
SPEEDY
IS STILL IN LIFE-
THREATENING DANGER.
[HUMMING ALOUETTE]
[GULP]
HEH HEH HEH...
[THUD]
-HYAAAAAAA!
-HYAAAAAAA!
C'EST UN HOG BERSERK!
HIDELY, HIDELY HE-E-ELP!
LE OUCH.
REVERSE!
ALLEY-OOP.
WELL, THAT WASN'T
SO HARD.
GRRR.
DAH!
AAH!
AHHHH...
OOH. OH, MAMA.
LE HA LE HA LE HA!
[SLURP]
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
[CRASH]
EUREKA.
LES MISERABLES.
[DING]
[DING]
WHEW.
THAT WAS CLOSE!
YOU SAID A GREAT BIG
MOUTHFUL, BROTHER.
NOT SO FAST!
YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE,
ESCARGOT.
HUH?
HYAAAAH!
LE HOOEY...
YOU DID IT, TIMON!
YOU SAVED US.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
YEAH. THANKS, JUNIOR.
NOW LET'S GET ME
BACK HOME.
YOU BETCHA.
BYE, SPEEDY.
BYE-BYE, TIMON.
BYE-BYE,
PUMBAA.
HAVE A NICE LIFE!
YOU, TOO.
NICE KNOWING YA!
LIKEWISE.
SEE YA AROUND!
BYE-DLY-BYE-BYE.
OH, MY.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
DON'T WORRY, SPEEDY.
WE'LL SAVE YA!
JUST TALK!
AND SING, SPEEDY.
SING!
YEAH! HE CAN'T EAT YOU
IF YOU SING!
THE DINGLING BROTHERS
CIRCUS
IS PROUD TO PRESENT...
SIMON!
ARE WE HAVING A ROAR
OR WHAT?
IT'S A BALL, SIMON,
BALL.
BALL. RIGHT.
I KNEW THAT.
I'VE BEEN A SPHERE.
ROUND, SON.
BEEN AROUND.
[EEE EEE]
DAD, IT'S JUST NO USE.
I REALLY STINK
AT THIS CIRCUS THING.
SIMON,
ONE OF THESE DAYS
THE CENTER RING
SPOTLIGHT
WILL BE ON YOU.
[CULTURED VOICE]
HEY, AL, THIS
STUNT FLYING STUFF
CERTAINLY LOOKS EASY.
[CULTURED VOICE]
YES, BOB,
IT CERTAINLY DOES,
AND WOULD BE
AN IMPRESSIVE
NEW ATTRACTION
TO OUR CIRCUS.
[ZANY VOICES]
SO LET'S DO IT!
OH! AH!
YI YI YI YI!
[YELLING]
OOF!
AAH!
YEOW, THIS IS FUN!
WHAT YOU SAID.
AAH!
OH, MAN.
I JUST GOTTA
GET ME SOME BREAKFAST.
I FEEL LIKE I GOT
A HOLE IN MY STOMACH.
FUNNY, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU GOT A HOLE
IN YOUR HEAD.
OH YEAH?
HOW'D YOU LIKE
A HOLE IN YOURS?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SAVE YOUR ENERGY.
I GET CRANKY
WHEN I DON'T EAT...
FOR MONTHS.
AND THEY SAY BREAKFAST
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
MEAL OF THE DAY.
NEXT TO LUNCH
AND DINNER.
[SHATTERING]
[GULP]
OH, MAN,
I'M SO HUNGRY
I COULD EAT
A RACK OF RACCOONS.
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT THE HAM
OFF A HAMSTER.
[LAUGHS
MANIACALLY]
EEW. I WOULDN'T
EAT THAT.
[GAGGING]
[VOMITING]
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT A...
A CIRCUS MONKEY.
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
HUH HUH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
HEY,
THAT'S MY FOOT.
OW! THAT'S MY TAIL.
[SNIFFS]
[GRR]
YAAH!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
CHOWDER HEAD?
UH...I'M SIMON.
WHO... WHO ARE YOU?
WE ARE THREE
VERY HAPPY HYENAS.
YOU MEAN HUNGRY.
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, THAT, TOO.
AH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
SIMON SAYS...
WHO WANTS TO
EAT ME?
[GRR]
HEY! HE'S MY MONKEY.
I SAW HIM FIRST.
HAH. HAH HAH
HAH!
HE'S MY MONKEY.
HE LANDED ON ME.
AREN'T I SORTA
MY OWN MONKEY?
THIS HAS NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH YOU.
YEAH, YOU STAY
OUTTA THIS!
EEE?
NO, NOT YOU!
THE MONKEY, BANANA BRAIN!
HEY, WHO YOU CALLING
BANANA BRAIN?
HIM. NO, YOU.
I MEAN, THE MONKEY!
AH HA HEE.
YEAH,
WHAT MONKEY?
[PANTING]
[HOO]
YAA!
[RIBBIT]
[EEE]
[SSS]
YAA!
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LOST OUR BREAKFAST.
HEY, AT LEAST
I HAVEN'T LOST
MY MIND.
SO WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
WE'D BETTER
FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET OUR CLAWS
ON THOSE PAWS.
LET'S PUT
OUR HEADS TOGETHER.
-[BONK]
-OW!
-HEE HEE HEE. HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA!
WAIT. I GOT
AN IDEA.
WE'LL ALL PRETEND
WE'RE MONKEYS
AND GET IN A BIG BARREL
TILL HE COMES BACK.
THAT'S A STUPID IDEA.
I GOT A BETTER
SOLUTION.
WE COULD ESTABLISH
A NATURAL PRESERVE,
COMPLETE WITH
REPRESENTATIVES OF
EACH PRIMATE ORDER,
CREATING
A COMFORTABLE
HABITAT
FOR ALL MEMBERS OF
THE ANTHROPOID APE
OR PAN TROGLODYTE
SPECIES KNOWN AS
CHIMPANZEE.
YEAH. YOU GET
RIGHT ON THAT.
WHOO HOO,
WHOO HOO!
AH HAH HAH HAH!
HEE HEE HEE HAH HAH!
-HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
-HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
-WHAT DID HE SAY?
-I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT WE GOT TO
CATCH OUR BREAKFAST
AND CATCH IT QUICK.
IT'S ALMOST
LUNCH TIME.
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
WE JUST NEED
A PLAN OF ATTACK.
EAH, EAH, EAH, EAH!
-AH HA HA HA!
-[HONK HONK]
I GOT IT!
ME, TOO.
LET'S START A BAND.
WE'LL CALL IT...
THE MONKEYS!
NO, BARK BREATH. IF YOU
WANT THE CHIMP TO SHOW,
YOU GOT TO GIVE
THE CHIMP A SHOW.
[BUUUURP]
AAH!
[CIRCUS MUSIC]
DAD!
-HEE HEE HEE HEE.
-HAH HAH HAH HAH.
COME ONE, COME ALL,
TO THE GREATEST SHOW
ON THE SERENGETI!
STEP RIGHT UP.
LEFT FOOT FIRST.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
YOUR EYES!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WEREN'T YOU...
THAT'S RIGHT.
A SEASONED CIRCUS
PROFESSIONAL,
THE TOAST OF
TANZANIA,
THE LOVE OF LIBERIA!
-HAVE A SEAT, MA BOY.
-BUT...
I SAID, PUT YOUR SEAT
IN THE SEAT.
AND LET THE SHOW BEGIN!
HA HOO!
[EEE EEE EEE]
WHOA-OH-OH!
[EEE EEE EEE]
AAH!
WHEW.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HEY, NICE OF YOU
TO THINK ABOUT
DROPPIN' IN
FOR DINNER!
[MANIACAL
LAUGHTER]
WELL, DAD,
LOOKS LIKE THE SPOTLIGHT'S
FINALLY ON ME,
AND THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
BREAKFAST
IS SERVED.
-OOH HOO HOO. HA HA.
-HEE HEE HEE.
[SLURP]
YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE
OUR MONKEY STEW
IS MISSIN'
AN INGREDIENT.
-WHAT?
-EVERYTHING...
INCLUDIN' THE MONKEY!
LET'S GET THE MONKEY!
COME ON, MONKEY!
UH-OH.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN', KID?
YEAH, NO CHIMP'S
GONNA MAKE A CHUMP
OUTTA US.
HAH HAH
HAH HAH...
EEP!
WHAT YOU SAY?
I, UH...
THAT IS, WELL...
UM... WHAT ABOUT
THE SHOW?
LET'S BOUNCE ON HIM,
BOYS!
DID YOU SAY
BOUNCE?
ARE WE HAVIN' A BALL,
OR WHAT?
HAH HAH HOO
HOO HOO HOO.
BELIEVE ME.
I WOULD KNOW.
I'VE BEEN AROUND.
AROUND.
I GET IT. ROUND!
DON'T WORRY.
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO SPHERE...
BUT SPHERE ITSELF.
THIS GUY'S GREAT,
MAN!
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M ON A ROLL!
-ON A ROLL!
-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
LET'S GET HIM!
HOW DO WE
GET HIM OUT?
HEY, GOOD IDEA,
EDDIE.
SINCE WE MISSED
BREAKFAST,
LET'S JUST PUSH
THIS BUTTON...LUNCH.
MORNIN', DAD.
GO BACK TO SLEEP,
SON.
THE SPOTLIGHT'LL
BE ON YOU
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
[COUGHING]
OH, MAN,
THE CHIMP GOT AWAY.
AND I'M STILL
HUNGRY.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT A...
A BLUE WHALE.
WHAT A WONDERFUL
PHRASE.
HAKUNA MATATA!
♪ AIN'T NO PASSIN' CRAZE ♪
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR
PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
YEAH!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
TIMON! PUMBAA!
HAKUNA! MATATA!
♪ IT MEANS NO WORRIES ♪
♪ FOR THE REST
OF YOUR DAYS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR PROBLEM-FREE ♪
♪ PHILOSOPHY ♪
♪ HAKUNA MATATA ♪
♪ TIMON & PUMBAA ♪
GOTCHA!
PUMBAA, WE'RE
TRAPPED IN A CRATE.
THAT'S ONE WAY
TO SAY IT.
ANOTHER WAY
WOULD BE,
"WE'RE CONTAINED
IN A RECEPTACLE
CONSTRUCTED
OF WOODEN SLATS."
WELL, AT LEAST
WE WON'T STARVE.
HEY THERE,
MIND PUTTING OUT
THAT LIGHT?
I'M TRYING TO
CATCH SOME Zs.
THE SNAIL TALKS!
WHY, OF COURSE I TALK.
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THAT MAKE AN ANIMAL
IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT,
IT'S THE ABILITY
TO SPEAK.
POPPYCOCK.
HOLD YOUR HORSES, KID.
I CAN SING, TOO.
♪ SHOO BE DOOBIE-DOO ♪
AH, CRUD.
NOW WE DEFINITELY
CAN'T EAT HIM.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[SLURP]
OH, TIMON,
HE'S SO CUTE.
AND HE CAN TALK
AND SING.
WE CANNOT UNDER
ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
EAT THIS SNAIL.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.
O.K., O.K.
WE'RE NOT
GOING TO EAT HIM.
CALM DOWN.
[SHIP HORN BLOWS]
HELLO THERE, SNAIL.
I'M TIMON,
AND HE'S PUMBAA.
SINCE WE CANNOT EAT YOU,
WE MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE YOU A NAME.
HMM.
YOU'VE GOT CUTE
GUMDROP EYES,
A SWIRLY, CURLICUE SHELL,
AND YOU'RE A SNAIL.
I'VE GOT IT!
WE'LL CALL YA SPEEDY...
SPEEDY THE SNAIL.
HEH HEH.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
CLEVER JUXTAPOSITION,
GIVING A SNAIL...
A NOTICEABLY SLOW CREATURE...
THE NAME SPEEDY, HUH, HUH?
PLEASED TO MEET YA,
SPEEDY.
RIGHT BACK AT YA,
PUMBAA.
LOOKS LIKE YOU
AND ME AND TIMON
ARE GOING TO BE
LIFELONG FRIENDS.
YAY!
UH, TIMON, I JUST
THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE
TRIES TO EAT HIM?
LIKE WHO?
WE'RE IN A BOX.
WE'RE NOT IN FRANCE
WHERE SNAILS ARE
CONSIDERED A DELICACY.
EXCLAMATION!
A SNAIL AVEC
LE GUMDROP EYES
ET LE SWIRLY,
CURLICUE SHELL.
TRES DELICIEUX.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE'S WITH US.
TA-DA!
HOW DARE
YOU OPPOSE MOI,
CULINARY QUINT,
LE MOST SUCCULENT,
PALATABLE,
AND ROBUSTLY
FULL-BODIED CHEF
EN TOUT LA FRANCE.
WHERE ARE WE?
WE'RE IN FRANCE...
WHERE SNAILS
ARE CONSIDERED
A DELICACY.
HEY, BUBBA.
HELP!
WHAT DO WE DO?
THE ONLY THING
WE CAN DO, PUMBAA...
WE'VE GOTTA
RESCUE SPEEDY.
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY,
MON PETIT SNAIL.
CULINARY QUINT IS GOING TO
TURN YOU INTO A MOST
DELICIOUS MEAL...
FILET OF SNAIL.
LE HYAH! LE HYAH! LE HYAH!
HEY, LOOK,
IT'S JERRY LEWIS!
PSHAW!
JUST BECAUSE CULINARY QUINT
IS FRENCH
DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVES
JERRY LEWIS.
[CREAK]
[JERRY LEWIS VOICE]
WELL, HI!
IT WORKED.
I GOT HIM.
LET'S BEAT IT!
GO, GO, GO, GO!
SHARP OBJECT!
-AAH!
-AAH!
AU REVOIR.
HEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE THE TIMONA LISA.
HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW'S NOT THE TIME
FOR COMEDY.
WE NEED
AN ALTERNATE PLAN...
AND I KNOW
JUST THE THING.
AHEM...
WE'D LIKE
A TABLE FOR TWO...
ER, I MEAN, I WOULD
LIKE A TABLE
FOR ONE, PLEASE.
TRES BIEN.
FOLLOW MOI.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,
BE SEATED.
POUR LE SPECIAL TODAY...
I WANT A SNAIL... RAW.
THAT MEANS UNCOOKED.
I.E., STILL ALIVE.
YOU WANT A SNAIL
RAW, UNCOOKED,
STILL ALIVE?
YES.
WITH CUTE GUMDROP EYES
AND A SWIRLY,
CURLICUE SHELL.
AND HIS NAME
IS SPEEDY!
[BIFF BAM POW]
UH, I MEAN, HIS NAME
ISN'T SPEEDY.
OOF, OW!
I MEAN, I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
HEH...I AM A HUMAN.
EXITEZ VOUS!
[SMACK]
-AAH!
-AAH!
HEY, YOU'RE
THE PUMBAA DE MILO.
HA HA!
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR COMEDY.
OUR NEW FRIEND
SPEEDY
IS STILL IN LIFE-
THREATENING DANGER.
[HUMMING ALOUETTE]
[GULP]
HEH HEH HEH...
[THUD]
-HYAAAAAAA!
-HYAAAAAAA!
C'EST UN HOG BERSERK!
HIDELY, HIDELY HE-E-ELP!
LE OUCH.
REVERSE!
ALLEY-OOP.
WELL, THAT WASN'T
SO HARD.
GRRR.
DAH!
AAH!
AHHHH...
OOH. OH, MAMA.
LE HA LE HA LE HA!
[SLURP]
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
[CRASH]
EUREKA.
LES MISERABLES.
[DING]
[DING]
WHEW.
THAT WAS CLOSE!
YOU SAID A GREAT BIG
MOUTHFUL, BROTHER.
NOT SO FAST!
YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE,
ESCARGOT.
HUH?
HYAAAAH!
LE HOOEY...
YOU DID IT, TIMON!
YOU SAVED US.
OH, BOY, OH, BOY!
YEAH. THANKS, JUNIOR.
NOW LET'S GET ME
BACK HOME.
YOU BETCHA.
BYE, SPEEDY.
BYE-BYE, TIMON.
BYE-BYE,
PUMBAA.
HAVE A NICE LIFE!
YOU, TOO.
NICE KNOWING YA!
LIKEWISE.
SEE YA AROUND!
BYE-DLY-BYE-BYE.
OH, MY.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
DON'T WORRY, SPEEDY.
WE'LL SAVE YA!
JUST TALK!
AND SING, SPEEDY.
SING!
YEAH! HE CAN'T EAT YOU
IF YOU SING!
THE DINGLING BROTHERS
CIRCUS
IS PROUD TO PRESENT...
SIMON!
ARE WE HAVING A ROAR
OR WHAT?
IT'S A BALL, SIMON,
BALL.
BALL. RIGHT.
I KNEW THAT.
I'VE BEEN A SPHERE.
ROUND, SON.
BEEN AROUND.
[EEE EEE]
DAD, IT'S JUST NO USE.
I REALLY STINK
AT THIS CIRCUS THING.
SIMON,
ONE OF THESE DAYS
THE CENTER RING
SPOTLIGHT
WILL BE ON YOU.
[CULTURED VOICE]
HEY, AL, THIS
STUNT FLYING STUFF
CERTAINLY LOOKS EASY.
[CULTURED VOICE]
YES, BOB,
IT CERTAINLY DOES,
AND WOULD BE
AN IMPRESSIVE
NEW ATTRACTION
TO OUR CIRCUS.
[ZANY VOICES]
SO LET'S DO IT!
OH! AH!
YI YI YI YI!
[YELLING]
OOF!
AAH!
YEOW, THIS IS FUN!
WHAT YOU SAID.
AAH!
OH, MAN.
I JUST GOTTA
GET ME SOME BREAKFAST.
I FEEL LIKE I GOT
A HOLE IN MY STOMACH.
FUNNY, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU GOT A HOLE
IN YOUR HEAD.
OH YEAH?
HOW'D YOU LIKE
A HOLE IN YOURS?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SAVE YOUR ENERGY.
I GET CRANKY
WHEN I DON'T EAT...
FOR MONTHS.
AND THEY SAY BREAKFAST
IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
MEAL OF THE DAY.
NEXT TO LUNCH
AND DINNER.
[SHATTERING]
[GULP]
OH, MAN,
I'M SO HUNGRY
I COULD EAT
A RACK OF RACCOONS.
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT THE HAM
OFF A HAMSTER.
[LAUGHS
MANIACALLY]
EEW. I WOULDN'T
EAT THAT.
[GAGGING]
[VOMITING]
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT A...
A CIRCUS MONKEY.
HEY, WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
HUH HUH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
HEY,
THAT'S MY FOOT.
OW! THAT'S MY TAIL.
[SNIFFS]
[GRR]
YAAH!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
CHOWDER HEAD?
UH...I'M SIMON.
WHO... WHO ARE YOU?
WE ARE THREE
VERY HAPPY HYENAS.
YOU MEAN HUNGRY.
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, THAT, TOO.
AH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH!
SIMON SAYS...
WHO WANTS TO
EAT ME?
[GRR]
HEY! HE'S MY MONKEY.
I SAW HIM FIRST.
HAH. HAH HAH
HAH!
HE'S MY MONKEY.
HE LANDED ON ME.
AREN'T I SORTA
MY OWN MONKEY?
THIS HAS NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH YOU.
YEAH, YOU STAY
OUTTA THIS!
EEE?
NO, NOT YOU!
THE MONKEY, BANANA BRAIN!
HEY, WHO YOU CALLING
BANANA BRAIN?
HIM. NO, YOU.
I MEAN, THE MONKEY!
AH HA HEE.
YEAH,
WHAT MONKEY?
[PANTING]
[HOO]
YAA!
[RIBBIT]
[EEE]
[SSS]
YAA!
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LOST OUR BREAKFAST.
HEY, AT LEAST
I HAVEN'T LOST
MY MIND.
SO WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
WE'D BETTER
FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET OUR CLAWS
ON THOSE PAWS.
LET'S PUT
OUR HEADS TOGETHER.
-[BONK]
-OW!
-HEE HEE HEE. HA HA!
-HA HA HA HA!
WAIT. I GOT
AN IDEA.
WE'LL ALL PRETEND
WE'RE MONKEYS
AND GET IN A BIG BARREL
TILL HE COMES BACK.
THAT'S A STUPID IDEA.
I GOT A BETTER
SOLUTION.
WE COULD ESTABLISH
A NATURAL PRESERVE,
COMPLETE WITH
REPRESENTATIVES OF
EACH PRIMATE ORDER,
CREATING
A COMFORTABLE
HABITAT
FOR ALL MEMBERS OF
THE ANTHROPOID APE
OR PAN TROGLODYTE
SPECIES KNOWN AS
CHIMPANZEE.
YEAH. YOU GET
RIGHT ON THAT.
WHOO HOO,
WHOO HOO!
AH HAH HAH HAH!
HEE HEE HEE HAH HAH!
-HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
-HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
-WHAT DID HE SAY?
-I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT WE GOT TO
CATCH OUR BREAKFAST
AND CATCH IT QUICK.
IT'S ALMOST
LUNCH TIME.
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
WE JUST NEED
A PLAN OF ATTACK.
EAH, EAH, EAH, EAH!
-AH HA HA HA!
-[HONK HONK]
I GOT IT!
ME, TOO.
LET'S START A BAND.
WE'LL CALL IT...
THE MONKEYS!
NO, BARK BREATH. IF YOU
WANT THE CHIMP TO SHOW,
YOU GOT TO GIVE
THE CHIMP A SHOW.
[BUUUURP]
AAH!
[CIRCUS MUSIC]
DAD!
-HEE HEE HEE HEE.
-HAH HAH HAH HAH.
COME ONE, COME ALL,
TO THE GREATEST SHOW
ON THE SERENGETI!
STEP RIGHT UP.
LEFT FOOT FIRST.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
YOUR EYES!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WEREN'T YOU...
THAT'S RIGHT.
A SEASONED CIRCUS
PROFESSIONAL,
THE TOAST OF
TANZANIA,
THE LOVE OF LIBERIA!
-HAVE A SEAT, MA BOY.
-BUT...
I SAID, PUT YOUR SEAT
IN THE SEAT.
AND LET THE SHOW BEGIN!
HA HOO!
[EEE EEE EEE]
WHOA-OH-OH!
[EEE EEE EEE]
AAH!
WHEW.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HEY, NICE OF YOU
TO THINK ABOUT
DROPPIN' IN
FOR DINNER!
[MANIACAL
LAUGHTER]
WELL, DAD,
LOOKS LIKE THE SPOTLIGHT'S
FINALLY ON ME,
AND THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
BREAKFAST
IS SERVED.
-OOH HOO HOO. HA HA.
-HEE HEE HEE.
[SLURP]
YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE
OUR MONKEY STEW
IS MISSIN'
AN INGREDIENT.
-WHAT?
-EVERYTHING...
INCLUDIN' THE MONKEY!
LET'S GET THE MONKEY!
COME ON, MONKEY!
UH-OH.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN', KID?
YEAH, NO CHIMP'S
GONNA MAKE A CHUMP
OUTTA US.
HAH HAH
HAH HAH...
EEP!
WHAT YOU SAY?
I, UH...
THAT IS, WELL...
UM... WHAT ABOUT
THE SHOW?
LET'S BOUNCE ON HIM,
BOYS!
DID YOU SAY
BOUNCE?
ARE WE HAVIN' A BALL,
OR WHAT?
HAH HAH HOO
HOO HOO HOO.
BELIEVE ME.
I WOULD KNOW.
I'VE BEEN AROUND.
AROUND.
I GET IT. ROUND!
DON'T WORRY.
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO SPHERE...
BUT SPHERE ITSELF.
THIS GUY'S GREAT,
MAN!
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M ON A ROLL!
-ON A ROLL!
-HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
LET'S GET HIM!
HOW DO WE
GET HIM OUT?
HEY, GOOD IDEA,
EDDIE.
SINCE WE MISSED
BREAKFAST,
LET'S JUST PUSH
THIS BUTTON...LUNCH.
MORNIN', DAD.
GO BACK TO SLEEP,
SON.
THE SPOTLIGHT'LL
BE ON YOU
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
[COUGHING]
OH, MAN,
THE CHIMP GOT AWAY.
AND I'M STILL
HUNGRY.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
I'M SO HUNGRY,
I COULD EAT A...
A BLUE WHALE.