Tigtone (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Tigtone and Those Elemental Kings - full transcript
Tigtone takes on the four elemental kings to unlock a mysterious door to oblivion.
This dinner's gonna be taking
its sweet time, Tigtone.
Say, Tigtone,
why don't you grip me
with a tale while we wait
of one of your adventures
from before we met?
Well, Helpy, uh...
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- There was the time I...
- Yes?
...unlocked that door.
A door?
Tell me more!
"Dear journal!
This door!
T'was unsealable
only by nothing fewer
than the essences
of the four Elemental Kings.
And I will collect them all
by any means essence-ary!"
I am King of Elemental Metals,
and you cannot have my essence!
Prove it.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! No, not Tigtone.
Wow!
Nothing a little
medium healing potion
can't heal me.
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
It's the first
of the Elemental King essences
that I'm collecting.
You may have bested me,
but there are three more
Elemental Kings beyond,
each one more deadlier
than the last.
You are in for some trouble,
Tigtone.
Good! Tigtone is my middle name.
Thank you for becoming
a Shadowflame Torch
to better darken my path,
Fire King and Shadow King.
It's our pleasure
to give a tour.
- Turn left!
- The cave began forming
about billions to billions
and a half years ago...
- Turn right!
- ...in a manner similar
to many other caves.
- Turn right!
- Except made by us.
Turn left! Go straight!
These kings sure sound like
they know their stuff.
Great tour.
Go straight.
How clever, Blood King,
hiding in a fire cave
instead of a blood cave.
Now give me your essence!
I'm not hiding! I live here.
I am betrothed to the Fire King
and the Shadow King,
and you fell right
into their tourist trap
so I can kill you.
Surprise, Tigtone!
And now you know why I hate
Elemental Kings, Helpy.
Aah!
No!
You murdered both my lovers.
Are you prepared to die?
Was I prepared to die?
I better check.
Aah! Let me help!
Helpy, Helpy, stop.
No, no, no, no.
You're skipping almost
the whole Blood King battle.
I need to see who won!
How fitting that you're about
to be defeated by me,
because you are my enemy.
If I could just heal my wounds
with a medium healing potion,
then maybe I can escape.
Ew. Ew!
A scab?
Hang on, I-I need
to pick at this.
Hang on. Yes.
If medium healing potion
can cause the Blood King
scabs of defeat,
then this calls
for large healing potion!
Healing into one big scab?
Me?
Better you than sorry,
Scab King.
"As the old saying goes,
I have collected two
of the four elemental essences.
But little did I know,
the Lightning King is next,
and he's only going
to get nexter."
What was it, Tigtone?
Some kind of
an elemental tornado king?
Even worse... a Wind King.
Hi, Tigtone!
I heard you needed the essence
of the Lightning King
to unlock a door.
You should try a Wind King
essence instead,
because people say it's better.
No, they don't.
Take me to Lightning King!
Fine.
Step into my babies.
No hard feelings, Tornado King.
But I'm a Wind King!
Foul and great Lightning King.
Look, Tigtone,
I'm obviously not
in the mood for this, okay?
You can have my
Lightning King essence, okay?
You just need an empty bottle.
Oh, yeah, tough guy?
Ha! I get it.
Catching lightning in a bottle.
He thought the same thing.
Uh, wait. What happened?
I couldn't tell
with all that screaming.
Oh, sorry.
I'm stabbing
the Lightning King, Helpy.
Ohh.
You seem to be inflicting a lot
more excessive pain than usual.
Yes, Helpy.
Elemental Kings feel no language
other than excessive pain,
and, speaking of which,
only one Elemental King left.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It was a mystery!
What Elemental King
could it possibly be?
Aah!
M-More.
Please, more.
Hit me more.
- Uh...
- Hit me.
Hit me.
Tigtone, I am the Pain King.
I exist wherever pain exists.
Hit me again. It's working.
Aah!
It's working.
Oh, Tigtone.
Yeah.
Yes, hit me.
Oh.
I wish I hadn't dumped out
that last healing potion.
Oh, good work.
You earned a Pain King essence.
Here you go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye again.
I can't take this, Tigtone.
Tell me, what was
on the other side?
You know, I never got around
to actually entering it.
Let's go now.
Yes, right now.
Whatever happens, Helpy.
Aah!
Aah!
Tigtone!
What happened?
No, Helpy.
What we witnessed
through that door
was pure, unknowable,
infinite, cosmic terror!
And no one shall pass
through that door again...
for free!
Come one, come all!
Experience pure, unknowable,
infinite, cosmic terror.
Only one coin per peeper.
Step right up and pay up!
Welcome to
Tigtone's Magick Door.
No need to shove.
You look like you could use
a good brain numbing.
That's right, folks.
Children are only half a coin
with adult admission.
You, there, you, there,
step right up.
You'll be haunted by your
visions for eternities to come.
Sorry, no Tornado Kings.
But I'm a Wind King.
its sweet time, Tigtone.
Say, Tigtone,
why don't you grip me
with a tale while we wait
of one of your adventures
from before we met?
Well, Helpy, uh...
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- There was the time I...
- Yes?
...unlocked that door.
A door?
Tell me more!
"Dear journal!
This door!
T'was unsealable
only by nothing fewer
than the essences
of the four Elemental Kings.
And I will collect them all
by any means essence-ary!"
I am King of Elemental Metals,
and you cannot have my essence!
Prove it.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! No, not Tigtone.
Wow!
Nothing a little
medium healing potion
can't heal me.
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No! No! No! No!
It's the first
of the Elemental King essences
that I'm collecting.
You may have bested me,
but there are three more
Elemental Kings beyond,
each one more deadlier
than the last.
You are in for some trouble,
Tigtone.
Good! Tigtone is my middle name.
Thank you for becoming
a Shadowflame Torch
to better darken my path,
Fire King and Shadow King.
It's our pleasure
to give a tour.
- Turn left!
- The cave began forming
about billions to billions
and a half years ago...
- Turn right!
- ...in a manner similar
to many other caves.
- Turn right!
- Except made by us.
Turn left! Go straight!
These kings sure sound like
they know their stuff.
Great tour.
Go straight.
How clever, Blood King,
hiding in a fire cave
instead of a blood cave.
Now give me your essence!
I'm not hiding! I live here.
I am betrothed to the Fire King
and the Shadow King,
and you fell right
into their tourist trap
so I can kill you.
Surprise, Tigtone!
And now you know why I hate
Elemental Kings, Helpy.
Aah!
No!
You murdered both my lovers.
Are you prepared to die?
Was I prepared to die?
I better check.
Aah! Let me help!
Helpy, Helpy, stop.
No, no, no, no.
You're skipping almost
the whole Blood King battle.
I need to see who won!
How fitting that you're about
to be defeated by me,
because you are my enemy.
If I could just heal my wounds
with a medium healing potion,
then maybe I can escape.
Ew. Ew!
A scab?
Hang on, I-I need
to pick at this.
Hang on. Yes.
If medium healing potion
can cause the Blood King
scabs of defeat,
then this calls
for large healing potion!
Healing into one big scab?
Me?
Better you than sorry,
Scab King.
"As the old saying goes,
I have collected two
of the four elemental essences.
But little did I know,
the Lightning King is next,
and he's only going
to get nexter."
What was it, Tigtone?
Some kind of
an elemental tornado king?
Even worse... a Wind King.
Hi, Tigtone!
I heard you needed the essence
of the Lightning King
to unlock a door.
You should try a Wind King
essence instead,
because people say it's better.
No, they don't.
Take me to Lightning King!
Fine.
Step into my babies.
No hard feelings, Tornado King.
But I'm a Wind King!
Foul and great Lightning King.
Look, Tigtone,
I'm obviously not
in the mood for this, okay?
You can have my
Lightning King essence, okay?
You just need an empty bottle.
Oh, yeah, tough guy?
Ha! I get it.
Catching lightning in a bottle.
He thought the same thing.
Uh, wait. What happened?
I couldn't tell
with all that screaming.
Oh, sorry.
I'm stabbing
the Lightning King, Helpy.
Ohh.
You seem to be inflicting a lot
more excessive pain than usual.
Yes, Helpy.
Elemental Kings feel no language
other than excessive pain,
and, speaking of which,
only one Elemental King left.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It was a mystery!
What Elemental King
could it possibly be?
Aah!
M-More.
Please, more.
Hit me more.
- Uh...
- Hit me.
Hit me.
Tigtone, I am the Pain King.
I exist wherever pain exists.
Hit me again. It's working.
Aah!
It's working.
Oh, Tigtone.
Yeah.
Yes, hit me.
Oh.
I wish I hadn't dumped out
that last healing potion.
Oh, good work.
You earned a Pain King essence.
Here you go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye again.
I can't take this, Tigtone.
Tell me, what was
on the other side?
You know, I never got around
to actually entering it.
Let's go now.
Yes, right now.
Whatever happens, Helpy.
Aah!
Aah!
Tigtone!
What happened?
No, Helpy.
What we witnessed
through that door
was pure, unknowable,
infinite, cosmic terror!
And no one shall pass
through that door again...
for free!
Come one, come all!
Experience pure, unknowable,
infinite, cosmic terror.
Only one coin per peeper.
Step right up and pay up!
Welcome to
Tigtone's Magick Door.
No need to shove.
You look like you could use
a good brain numbing.
That's right, folks.
Children are only half a coin
with adult admission.
You, there, you, there,
step right up.
You'll be haunted by your
visions for eternities to come.
Sorry, no Tornado Kings.
But I'm a Wind King.