This Is England '90 (2015): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript

Where is she? In there?

Is that my girl?

Is that my girl?

Lol?

Lol?

Lol, it's your dad. I'm here, girl.

Lol, it's your dad. I'm here, love.

Come with me, girl. You're all right.

You're all right, Lol.

You're safe, Lol.

You're safe, Lol, your dad's here.



Your dad's here, Lol!

Come on here now!

Now!

Home now!

Home now!

Lol!

I'd first of all just like to say,

I really think I am ready
for the outside world.

I know this might sound a bit daft,

but I've never once considered
prison as an opportunity.

You know, a chance to completely
rehabilitate myself.

Prison was just another part
of the fight for me.

You know, I blamed my crimes
on the system.

A system I felt created me,
to be brutally honest with you.



I never once felt remorse
for the things I've done

or took any of the help
that was on offer for me.

And I know... I know this meeting

is primarily about this case
and this sentence,

if you look at what I've achieved
in here for the past four years,

I hope you can see massive changes
I've made

to the way I was in the past.

You see, the past does matter.

It kind of shapes the future

if we face it.

So, as well as doing all the things
to tick the boxes in here,

like me O levels and passing
my joinery course,

through working with Mary,
the councillor here,

I now know that the things
that happened in my life,

the things that hurt me,

the things that broke me,

I know how they affected me,

so all I could do was hurt back.

But I didn't know any better then.

So, yeah, I feel shame and genuine
remorse for the things I've done,

for the things that I've done wrong
in my life.

But I've learnt to accept myself
as well.

You know, I feel regret,

but I understand now

why I did the things that I done

and, as well as asking
for forgiveness

from the people I've hurt,

I've also learnt to forgive
the people that hurt me.

We all know I deserve to be in here,

but I think I'm a better man

for being in here this time,

and, whether I get out in four days

or four months or four years
from now,

I'm going to try to make amends
for the things I've done.

I'm sure you've heard it all before.

I'm sure you've seen all this before
but

I hope you do believe me.

I'm not trying to say
the right things to con anyone,

I genuinely have been trying to do
the right things

for the past four years.

I just hope you can see that.

Thank you for seeing me today.

Thank you, Mr Gascoigne.

Kelly!

Yes, Chrissie!

Are you nearly ready? Yeah.

You've got five minutes. Trev's here.

Lol's going to go ape if we're late.

Calm down, woman!

Menopause or what?

Fucking bitch!

Come on, then.

Cor, something smells nice.

Granny Woodford must be baking cakes.

You know Daddy likes cakes,
don't you? Uh-huh.

Ring the bell! Go on, you ring it.

No! All right, I'll ring it.

Oh, here we go.

Who's that going to be?
Hello, darling!

Oh, lovely Lisa! I love your jumper.

Hello, Jimmy-Jimmy joo-jar! Hello!

Nana's been doing some baking.

Do you want to bake a cake?

# We're going to bake a cake

♪ Bake a cake
Bake a cake... ♪

Oh, yeah, that's nice, in't it?

Yeah, I'll just be in my slave
quarters if you need me.

Just ring the bell.

Doing my thing for...

Who is that? Who is that? 11.15?
Are you having a giraffe?

What time have you told them?
I told them...

Fucking use a big knife. What sort
of twat would be knocking on the door

at this time?
Why are you taking the knife?

Argh!

You dickhead. Fuck are you doing
here at this time?

You said 12 o'clock.
Yeah, well, what's that saying there?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I'll nip back in 45 minutes, then.
It's fine, Shaun. Shaun, come in.

Are you sure? Yeah.

I don't want you to be here.

Woody, let him in.
All right, come on. Get in.

You've got a grey hair in your
beard, mate. Yes, I know I have.

How are you? Grey hair.
It's like a cat's hair.

Nice to see you, pal.
You look good, dude.

Thank you, mate. So do you.
You all right, Shaun?

You all right, Lol? How are you?
Yeah, good. Are you?

Yeah, not bad, ta.

She won't go away.

How are you with sprouts?

At last.

Ready. You took your bloody time.

Yeah, well, it was worth it.

Right, what d'you think
this is all about, then?

I think she's pregnant.

Really? Yeah. D'you think?

That's not news, is it?

Unless it's going
to be a yellow one.

Oh, my God! Do you not know?

She tells you everything.

You've got to have some clue
what is going on.

Not hinted? No. Nothing. I don't
know. I know as much as you two.

Oh. Honestly. It's got
to be summat big,

they've never cooked dinner before,
have they?

No, that's true. Oh, I bet...
I bet Woody's proposed.

It's a wedding.
It might be that, yeah.

Trev, we've got a wedding coming!

Come on, we'll find out, then.
Five pound bets it's a wedding.

100%. Come on, just hurry up,
please.

That was frigging lovely, Woods.

Cheers, babe.

Didn't have you down to be a cook.

We've been slaving this morning,
haven't we, love? We have.

Roasties were good.

So, come on then...

..what are we all doing here?
What's your big surprise?

Yeah, I've got a tenner on this

and if I win, which I think I will,
I'm taking you all to the pub.

Well, I ain't got a clue.

Good? Bad?

Bad, bad.

So..?

Fucking hell!

We got you-we brought you here...
We didn't wanna.

It's bad news. We didn't wanna...

We wanna tell you all together

so we haven't got that thing where

somebody knows before anybody else,

cos you're all equally
important as one another,

and we just want you to know
before...

..we drop the fucking bombshell on
you, that we love you very much.

Woody.

Right, I'm gonna start
and try my best to...

..tell you something that...

I'm sorry.

OK, now I'm worried. I'm not...

I'm not sure how I'm gonna say this,

so you're just gonna have to
bear with me.

No, I'm not sure I can do it, Wood.

It's all right, take your time,
we'll just sit here. Lol, what's up?

I've lied about something.

Something really big.

Hmm?

But I did it for the right reasons.

I lied in court.

What?

About Dad.

You OK? Yeah.

What do you know?

Trev knows I'm gonna say this.

And...

Oh, God.

Come on. Come on.

Right, Kel.

Mmm?

You know the day Dad died?

You know the day before?

He went to the pub? Do you remember?

Yeah.

Well, Trev came round to get you...

..and you'd gone...

..and Dad let her in.

Mmm.

He raped her.

Honestly, Kel, he raped her...

..and she came round to me
the next day and told me.

Oh, God!

Kel... Mmm? ..you have to look at me.
No. Please?

Please, Kel.

Combo didn't kill Dad.

It was me.

Oh, fuck.

Kelly.

Kelly, look at me
because you need to know.

Kelly, look at me.

Come here, give me your hand.

Kelly, Dad loved you.

He still does fucking love me.
Yeah, I know!

Don't say that because he still
does. I know, he does,

he does still fucking love ya.
He does still love you.

You knew?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Who else knew?
And, sorry, who the fuck are you?

Helen's here because Helen helped
Lol through all that.

Oh, so you've had help?

She would've gone to jail
if it wasn't for what Combo did.

She would've gone to jail, Kelly,
and she wouldn't have had us

to look after her.

And we didn't tell you
because we didn't want this.

We didn't wanna hurt you, love.
You were too young back then.

We didn't wanna-we didn't wanna
cause any unnecessary damage.

We're telling you now
because we have to. Kelly...

..you deserve to know
that he wasn't a good man,

he was not a good man.
He wasn't a good man to Mum,

he wasn't a good man to me.
He wasn't a good dad.

If he wasn't a good man, why would
Mum have kids with him?

Well, because...

Why would you have kids with him
if he was not a good man?

She got brainwashed, Kel,
he was a fucking vile, vile man,

he was a rapist.

He abused me for years, Kelly.

Oh, my God.

For years, and you know what?

Right, let me put it like this...

..I don't know if any of you know
but Combo is coming out...

..and if he wasn't, I would never
breathe a word of this,

I would happily take it to my grave
and I wouldn't put you through it,

any of ya.

But he's coming out

and I can't allow a man who's took
time for me...

..to be put through something that
he doesn't deserve to be put through.

Are you gonna have that? You're
gonna have her talking about Dad

like that? Is that what you're going
to stand here and put up with?

You don't know... If that was true,
why would you let him set foot

back in that house? You don't know
the fucking truth.

You need to tell her then.
He was a bully, Kel.

What an easy fucking cop-out
cos he's in the fucking ground.

It's not a cop-out,
it's not a cop-out.

Kelly, we're not going
to cop out with that.

Trev, why would she lie about that?

Why would I-why would I be putting
any of you through this?

Kel, I fucking love you,
you're my sister.

I wanna protect you from everything.
Everything!

I never want you to be through
any kind of pain,

I never wanna hurt ya.

But I have to be honest
with you, Kel.

I have to be honest with
all of ya.

And I want you to know that this
is fucking...

This is horrible for me,
it's horrible for you

and I will be there for you every
step of the fucking way.

Like you three have been
together, all there for each other.

No, it's nothing like that, Kelly!
And you fucking knew!

No, Kelly, don't be mad at her. We
left the fucking house this morning

and she... We asked her if she had
any idea what was gonna happen today.

How could I-how could I have said
that to you, Kelly?

I have been there for you
through everything.

Kelly, don't even... Kelly.

I've been there for you
every step of the way.

She's been there for you! How? You
two have been fucking there

for each other every fucking step
of the way!

Kelly, how could
I have told you a thing like that?

I've had nobody,
I've had absolutely nobody.

Well, you know you have us now.
You have... Kelly!

You fucking three have always
known about that.

I don't even know who the fuck
you are and you're sat here. Kelly.

I can't remember a fucking...

If I don't get out of this house
I'm gonna fucking kill somebody.

Let her go, let her go, let her go.
let her go.

Kelly. I can't believe... Kelly.
Fucking shut up. Kelly! Kelly!

Mum, do not stick up for him cos you
don't even deserve to be here.

How can you have kids with somebody
that's that fucking mad now?

Kelly, I need you to
listen to me, Kel!

It's all right, let her go, let her
go, let her go, let her go.

There's no easy way of doing it.

There's no easy way of doing it.
Why doesn't she believe it?

Why have you not tried to
explain to her, Mum?

Why are you not backing me? Stop.

We all need to be... The reason
we're all here together is so that...

But you... Mum, you know! I know.

You fucking know.

I know, I know and I didn't...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

You have nothing to
apologise for, Trev, I'm so sorry.

But it wouldn't... It wouldn't have
happened, would it? I'm so sorry.

Don't be, don't be.

It was him, he was an evil fucker

and I'm sorry
I didn't do anything about it.

Mum, I swear to God, if you don't
shut the fuck up, saying stuff

like that about my dad, I swear I'll
have nothing to do with all of ya!

You didn't see, Kelly,
you didn't see it.

Oh, no, you're all fucking liars

and it's easy to say it now
he's in the ground, in't it?

We're not liars, we're not lying.
How would you know?

Because you weren't raped! How would
you... You weren't raped.

How would you... Oh, so were these
two special?

Was you special to him, was ya?

Was you special to him, then?

No! So you were so fucking special,
both of ya?

So you were so fucking special,
was ya? Please, Kel, stop it, Kelly!

You were special, was ya?

You two were the special ones?
Stop it!

How come he picked you two, then,
eh?

If he loved me? Do you think we
wanted it, Kelly?

Do you think
we wanted to be picked, Kelly?

Listen to what you're saying!
Hold on a second.

Listen to what you are saying.
I don't know that happened.

I don't know that. It happened. Why
was you there?

Why would I lie to you?
I fucking love you!

You're my sister. Do you know why he
didn't do it? Because he loved you.

Oh, he loved her more. No, he
fucking.... I'm telling you now,

he fucking loved you.

He never fucking touched you.
He loved you more, didn't he?

Listen to what you're fucking
saying, Kelly.

How can you stand at the table
and fucking... Kelly!

Listen to what you're saying!

Kelly, stop. How can you stand
there..? Stop, stop.

Trev. Stop. Come here, sit there.

Sit down for minute, sit down for
just a minute, get all this out...

I actually feel like I can't
stay in this room.

I know, I know, I know, I know it's
awful, I know it's awful.

I know. Mum, you have to talk,
you have to open your mouth.

Listen to your mum, Kelly.
Listen to Mum.

I don't know how you can stand here
and sit and say that about him.

You have to listen to her,
because she was with him.

You have to listen.

Kelly, love.

Mum, I'm not having it.
There's no point telling me.

There's no point telling me.

Please, listen to me.

They're not making it up,
they're not making it up, love.

I'm sorry, I wish it could be
different

but they're not making it up.
So why did you call her poison then?

Cos I'm a fucking coward.

I'm a fucking coward and I'm sorry,

but it's right, I saw what he was
doing

and I didn't fucking stop
him because I was scared of him.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Don't touch me.

Please, Kelly, love, please.

It's for your own good.

Please. Enjoy it.

It's a lot for her to take in.

It's a lot for her to take in, just
now. Give her time.

Just give her time.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me, I really am.

You all right, Milk?

How have you fucking lived with this
for so long, and not said anything?

Like you said, we're fucking family.

We just had... Why suffer with this
by yourself? I don't understand it.

And what the fuck is
this about Combo?

He's coming out, Milk.

He's-he needs somewhere to be.

Milk, he needs somewhere to be, man.

He has to come. He has to stay here,
there's nowhere else to go.

Whoa, hold on a second, what the
fuck are you on about?

There's nowhere else for him to be.

Man, without him
we wouldn't have any of this.

I forgave you, I forgave you
and you've gotta try

and find a way to forgive him, man,
I know it's not easy.

I'm... It's not easy.

So, hold on a second, are you
trying to tell me that he's...

He's fucking coming
out of prison and coming in here?

Yeah, but do you know what, Milky,
people change.

People change, you've fucking
changed, we've all changed.

I don't want to hear that
people fucking change!

We all change. She'll fucking
change. One day she'll see sense.

One day, she will fucking see sense

and, do you know what, he's seen
sense, Combo has seen sense.

I know, man, I know you're at
this... I'm sorry Milk, but I have to!

What you don't fucking know,

let me tell you that - you don't
fucking know! I know, man.

I understand what forgiveness is,
man.

Don't you fucking go there, dude!

You fucking... You made
the love of my life pregnant.

I had to watch your fucking child
being born.

Talk to me about forgiveness.

It's not about us, man, it's about
our children, it's not about us.

See past it, mate,
you've gotta see past it, man.

I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.

I know how-I know, man, how angry
you are. I can feel it on you, dude.

You fucking don't know!

Milky I'm not-I'm not doing
anything wrong.

I'm not trying to hurt you.

You don't fucking know,
I'm telling you. No, I know, but...

Woody, I've fucking done wrong.

Yeah, I've fucking done wrong.

Thank you for fucking forgiving me.

But I swear to fucking God,

I'm not having that man fucking
living in the same house

as my fucking daughter. Where else
do I put him? All right, all right.

Then where else do I put him?

Where else do I put him?
Milk, I could be in prison.

He ain't my fucking problem!

He is not my fucking problem.

He fucking smacked my head
into the fucking wall.

I know he did. I know, Milk, mate.

I know he did, man.

Milk, I know he... listen, stop.

Stop. Please, calm down for just
a minute, man.

I know he did, I know, I can see...
I've never seen you like this.

Milk, listen, please listen to me.
Please listen to me. I know he did.

But it's about these three. Listen,
I can't deal with this right now,

I swear to God. Trev, I will fucking
be there for you,

whatever you fucking need.

Kelly, all of you,
I fucking love the lot of you

but there's one thing I'm not
fucking having,

is him living in the same
house as my fucking kid.

I can't even believe you fucking
think I'm... I'd live with this.

She's my kid too.

She's my kid too.

He's fucking changed,
he's a good man. Oh! He has!

He has, Milk, I know it's
hard to accept.

I know it is, man.

Listen, it's forgiveness, it's
fucking underrated mate, it is.

Without forgiveness, we wouldn't even
be here having this chat, would we?

We wouldn't be here doing this.

Would we, man?

Please, Milk, try and see past how
angry you are.

What he did to you was awful,
it's unforgiveable,

what Combo did to you, man.

I'll never forgive him
for that, there's no way.

You've hit the nail on the head
there, mate.

You've hit the fucking nail on the
head, it's un-fucking-forgivable!

He's a fucking racist
fucking bastard.

So what do I do, Milk. What do I do?
No, man.

Just let me fucking finish.
What do I do?

He's a racist fucking cunt
and you think he's gonna fucking...

He's gonna have anything to do with
a fucking... My fucking black child!

Oh, man, listen to me, listen to me.

We'll fix this, we've fixed
it before, we'll fix it again,

but look at me, I love ya.

For fuck...

FUCK! Sorry, mate.

All right, Kel. Hi.

What's up? Are you all right?

No, actually, no.

Hey, give us that,
come in you daft git, get in.

There you go.

Oh, thanks, Lol. What you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

I'm going to get Combo.

What time is it? Half seven.

Fucking hell, Lol, it's not
that far away, love.

Yes, I know, but I didn't want to
get stuck in traffic!

What about Lisa?

I'm not going to be here when she
goes, I'm not, I can't do it.

She thinks your... I can't do it,
Wood, I've just been packing shit,

blubbing my eye's out and I can't
let her see me like that, so,

I want her to think it's a good
thing, that's she's going to go stay

with her dad and...

I can't do it!
I know, I'm a shit mum.

Don't start. Hey, hey, hey!

I can't even believe I'm having
to do it, Woody.

Stop. You're not a shit mum, Lol.
Your not a shit mum.

Will you just make sure you
give her a kiss? Stop worrying...

Tell her that I'll see here soon
and... Stop worrying about it.

Stop worrying about it?

Stop worrying about it.
She's coming back.

I know she is. All right.
All right, I'll see you in a bit.

Drive safe. I will.
Don't drive angry. I love you.

Love ya.

I feel a bit nervous, Shaun?

Why?

I've not seen 'em
all for, like, over nine years.

You'll be fine. We used to travel
all over with them lot.

You used to love it, we went to
erm...

Love it? Where did we go?

Berlin, you had a little girlfriend
there, do you remember her?

Sort of!

You used to run away from her
when she tried to kiss ya.

She wouldn't try that now,
she'd regret it, wouldn't she?

With your little trunks on.

I remember being by... I think it
was at the swimming baths,

you had a little pair of blue
and white striped trunks.

And then Belfast, I never
much liked that.

Then I fell into labour in Glasgow.

What? With me?

How many other bloody kiddies do
think I've got?

Yeah you, you daft apeth.

So, I was born in Scotland?

Why are you having
a mardy about that?

You never thought to tell me?
That I'm Scottish.

Why does it matter?

What do you mean, why does it
matter?

Because I'm not even English.
Course you are!

Me and your dad are bloody English,
just a bit exotic, in't it?

It's not exotic, it's horrible.

I thought people from Scotland hated
the English.

Well, they have got a bit of a chip
on their shoulders, as well.

So it never crossed your mind to
tell me that I'm Scottish?

It never really came up.

Oh, Shaun, have you
done your homework? You're Scottish.

So, are you going to tell us what
all this is about or...?

It's just been...
one of them weeks, Gadg.

It's been more than one of them
fucking weeks, Kel,

you've got a bag
full of your clothes there, love.

What's up with ya?

Why don't you ask the three
musker-fucking-teers.

What are you
on about Three Musketeers?

Have you fell out
with your mum again?

My mum don't give a shit, Gadg.
Kelly.

I've been away for a fucking week.

Course she gives a shit.

Has she rang? Has she rang here?

No, no, she's not rang but...

Exactly.

Kelly, that's your mum.

Oi, she loves ya.

She loves Lol more.

Oh, for God... She loves you both.
You're both her daughters, Kel.

I tell you what, Trev's
a lying cunt an'all.

What you on about, Trev?

Kelly, you're fucking scaring me
now, love.

Sorry.

Don't fucking say sorry.

Just tell me what's up, mate!
Please.

Aww, it's lovely to see you all.
Good to see you too.

Cheers! Cheers!
And to Rob.

To Rob, cheers,
To old friends, cheers!

Here you go, young man. Cheers.
Yeah, don't leave it so long next time.

No, I know, I know, it's er...

Yeah, we should've come, really,
but, you know, it's just not seemed

right, really, without Rob, so...

But, anyway, it's good to be here
now. Yeah.

I wanted him to see where his dad's
from, you know, and see you

all again.

Last time he saw you, he
was only a little one, weren't he?

I'm only little now, aren't I, Mum?
Stand up, let's have a look at you.

Come on.

He's not too
big for a smacked arse.

What regiment would he be in.
The Airfix regiment?

Willy Wonker's regiment.

Hey, he's going nowhere.

Do you want another one?

Hello, Gary!

That's a lot of shopping for us two
that live here solely by ourselves.

Don't start, mate.

Why is she here, mate?
Don't start, Harv!

I'm not starting,
I'm asking you a question, boss.

She's staying here for a bit.

This is my flat, mate.
This is where, where I live.

I think I was kind enough to have
you in here, mate, but, er...

If we're going to bring Kelly in here

and I don't know why
the fuck she's here!

She's had a fall out with... with
her with her mum and that.

Right? So she's...

So she's staying here for a bit!
Yeah?

Right! She has a lot of fall
outs with her mother!

It's different this time, mate.

OK, can you remember the time that
her father was brutally murdered?

Harvey. Shut up, man. She wasn't
fucking here then, was she?

Shut the fuck up, mate,
you can't say shit like that.

It's my gaff, mate. I want to know
why the fuck she's here.

I can't... I can't tell ya!
You can! I can't tell you, Harv.

You can. I promised Kelly I wouldn't!

Well, I don't give a fuck, mate!

This is my gaff,
you need to fucking tell me!

If she's staying here,
I need to know why!

It's about what you were
talking about.

You know that Combo's banged up.

Mmm.

It weren't him who did it!

He just...

..took... took blame for someone
else. For who?

Lol.

But it were, it were... Mate, he took
the wrap for Lo... Lol.

Kelly didn't go into detail
but she knew it wasn't a fight,

she was going there...

..for that.

Fucking hell, man.

She murdered their dad, mate.

I can't let her go back there, Harv.
No, man.

She's not going fucking
back there, Harv.

She's not. She'll just stay here.

I just... I just... I can't help
her. I don't know how... how to.

Now take you bottom half off.

Go over there and show me, bend
over, put your hands on the bench.

OK, if you want to take the rest
of your clothes off for me.

Other clothes have been
sent for you.

You can put those on.

Statue of our lady. Yeah.

£1.36 in change.

Thank you. OK.

If you'd like to
sign for those items. Yeah, sure.

Can you open up?

This is us. OK.

How are you?

You're all right. It's all right.

You get tucked in and I'll get
the teddies in the good places.

This one here.
Yeah. What about this one?

Oh, he don't... He don't look very
well, does he? He's got an injury.

Move him.

I know. He looks like road kill.
We'll leave him just there.

Where's that one going?

Next to this one.
OK.

All in a row.

This is turning into a
good sleepover.

And then put that one just there.

Ah!
Cor, this is fun!

Put this one...

Any more? What about this one?
He looks cute.

Yeah. Can I have that one? No!

Oh, go on, then. Can I have this one,
then? Yeah.

Go on, then.

I can't believe you've
cleaned the flat.

It needed it!

How's your yolk? Is it runny enough?

Yours is. I know. I like it runny.
I can dip my chips in it then.

Like that. Shut the fuck up a
minute! Quiet! Quiet, please!

Can't talk
while he's watching this shit!

Like a 55-year-old
fucking woman!

You look bloody old.
Woody! Thanks!

You look like David Bellamy.

Cheeky bastard!

Really, really undergrowth!

Oh shit.

Thank you both so much.

Thank you.

No. Thank you.

Little Lisa?

She's with her dad.

Yeah? Yeah.
It's his weekend.

Well, she's... She's due a
bit of time with her dad so...

We're going to just...

Look if there's any problems,
you know, if there's any hassle...

There's no problems. No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop. Listen.

She needed to spend a
bit of time with her dad

and that's what she's doing.

So, you know, for the first couple
of weeks,

you've got your own room,
you can have a bit of space,

sort yourself out.
It's been agreed. It's fine.

It's worked out great.
Are you sure?

This is home. OK? No, I mean that.

While you are here,
it always will be!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, it's bloody freezing.

Oh, you know what I was thinking
this year? What? Christmas dinner.

Yeah? Instead of me cooking and
doing all the bloody washing up

and everything...
Yeah.

..I was going to get Sanders to
take us out for a nice dinner.

What do you think?

It'll be nice,
but your cooking's loads nicer.

Ah, Shaun, you know how to
flatter your mother.

Fancy a bit of chippie to be honest.

I can't believe that bloke in the
middle of the road wouldn't move.

I know!
All right?

Hi. Hello, darling.
Hi, love. How are you?

Good. How was your day?
It was lovely.

We had a really nice time.
Yeah, it was. It was good fun, yeah.

Me and Lardy here had a laugh.
Yeah, it was fun.

So good in fact I've found out I'm
Scottish. Oh, don't. Give over!

What? I'm Scottish!

Look at you, Jimmy!

Don't ask!
It probably explains why I'm ginger.

Yeah, probably.

Hey, look.
There's something here for you.

What's that?
It's got the college mark on it?

Let's have a look!
Bloody hell!

Come on. Oh, you don't think
they'll have reconsidered?

No, no. They might have done.
Get it open.

They've probably just resent
a rejection letter by accident.

Come on, Shaun, open it!
Let's have a look. Come on!

I'd just rather leave it. Shaun!

Don't do that! Bloody hell,
I won't be able to sleep.

Get it open. Jesus!
Yeah!

"Dear Shaun,

"due to a student withdrawing

"from our first year photography
diploma course

"we are pleased to inform
you that your application

"has been reconsidered

"and we can now offer you a place
here at the Technical College."

Whoo! Wahey! Hey-hey-hey!

Give me five!

Oh, love, I'm so happy for you.
Come here, sweet.

I'm chuffed to bloody bits.

Jesus, that's the best news
we've had all day. I know!

Shaun! Oh, love, I'm so happy
for you. Good on you, lad.

Oh... Exhausted.

Christ, I love you, you know.
I love you too.

More than you'll ever know.
More than you will ever know.

Lol? Mmm?

Is this a trick?
Give me this finger here.

What are you doing?
Come on, give me your finger!

Just hold your hand out like that.
Woody, what is this?

Hold your hand out. Trust me.

Woody! Woody!

Woods! What?

Where's your towels?

In the... In the cupboard
behind the bath.

Nice one.

What's going on?

I want you to marry me.

Shut up, Woody.

I want you to marry me, please.
Oh, Woody.

Marry me.

Course I will.

Oh, Woody.

Oh, my God.

Are you being serious?

Yeah.
I never know with you.

No, of course I'm being serious.
We're going to do it this time.

Really?
Yeah. Oh, Christ.

What's going on?

Combo's back and were getting
married. That's what's going on.

Looks good on you!

Oh, Woody!

Yeah, are you all right?
It's me.

No, we're not doing it tonight.

No, I'm not backing out.

They agreed and she's here with me.

She's safe.

Yeah, I've just put her to bed.
She's upstairs.

I don't want it happening tonight,
but trust me it will happen.

I understand. But like I say,
just wait until I say.

Yeah, I love you too.

Love you, bye.

Bye.