The Wonder Years (1988–1993): Season 5, Episode 1 - The Lake - full transcript

The Arnolds and the Pfeiffers take their annual summer fishing trip to Lake Winnihacci. While on the trip, Kevin meets and falls in love with a local girl who seems to have a lot in common with him.

-HEY!

IF YOU'RE AROUND
TOMORROW NIGHT...

I'LL BE HERE.

-SOME THINGS CHANGE
YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

WHEN I WAS 15, THOSE WERE
THE THINGS I WENT SEARCHING FOR.

-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪

♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪

♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO
SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪

♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
- ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪



-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪
TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA ♪

-♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

-♪ SOMEBODY WHO
KNOWS QUITE SURE ♪

♪ BABY ♪

-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE
IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ OH, I'M GONNA
KEEP ON TRYING ♪

-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON
TRYING NOW, BABY ♪

-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

-LAKE WENNAHATCHEE.



FOR ONE WEEK THAT
SUMMER OF 1971,

MY FAMILY AND PAUL PFEIFFER'S

RENTED SIDE-BY-SIDE CABINS
ALONG ITS PLACID SHORES.

-DAMN IT!

-IT WAS A PLACE TO GET AWAY

FROM THE AGGRAVATIONS
OF MODERN SUBURBAN LIFE...

-I GOT ONE!

- ESCAPE FROM THE PETTY,
EVERYDAY COMPETITION.

-JACK? HONEY?

HOT DOGS OR
HAMBURGERS FOR DINNER?

-WE'RE GONNA HAVE FISH, DAMN IT!

-THE KIND OF PARADISE

THAT MADE YOU WISH
YOU COULD STAY FOREVER.

PAUL, LET'S GO!

-I'M COMING! I'M
PUTTING ON BUG SPRAY!

-WELL, HURRY UP!

THAT WAS ME... KEVIN ARNOLD.

AND THAT AUGUST,

THERE WAS PRETTY MUCH
ONE THING ON MY MIND.

PAUL, COME ON! LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE!

-HI, KEVIN.

-HI, DEB.

PAUL, COME ON!
- MOVE!

-WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

-WHERE WE WENT DIDN'T MATTER.

GETTING AWAY WAS
ALL THAT COUNTED.

-SAY, YOU BOYS WANT
TO DO SOME FISHING?

-NO, THANKS, DAD.

-AFTER ALL, WE HAD MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

- SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
- GOT ME.

-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?

USED TO BE GREAT.

NOW, LOOK.

SNORESVILLE.

-OVER THE SUMMER, MY BEST
FRIEND HAD GAINED TWO THINGS...

A NEW SET OF CONTACT LENSES
AND A NEW SET OF HORMONES.

-YOU KNOW, I COULD
BE HOME RIGHT NOW,

MAKING TIME WITH JULIE ZELLER.

YOU'RE DREAMING, PAL.

-I'D PROBABLY HAVE GOTTEN
TO SECOND BASE BY NOW.

-OH, RIGHT. LIKE YOU'D
EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

-GIVE ME A BREAK.

-YEAH? LISTEN.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS,

I GOT A CERTAIN 25-CENT
LITTLE INSURANCE POLICY, HUH?

-THE FAMOUS PFEIFFER CONDOM.

PAUL HAD BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT
IT EVER SINCE HE GOT IT IN JULY.

PAUL, NOT AGAIN.

IT WAS KIND OF
HIS RABBIT'S FOOT.

-YOU KNOW DOUGGIE SHERMAN?

WELL...

HE PICKED UP ABOUT TWO
DOZEN OF THESE THINGS

IN A MEN'S ROOM NEAR ST. LOUIS.

I GOT MINE OFF
HIM FOR 50 CENTS...

-BUT SUDDENLY, I WASN'T
LISTENING ANYMORE.

- WHICH IS KIND OF A GOOD
DEAL, IF YOU CONSIDER THE...

-♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ OH, YEAH ♪

♪ EVERYTHING GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT THIS MORNING ♪

♪ NOW, WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY ♪

♪ AT THE AGE OF 5 ♪

♪ MY MOTHER SAID I'D BE ♪

♪ THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE ♪

-HERE IT IS... THE
RED CHIEF SPECIAL.

-PAUL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO RUB IT IN MY NOSE!

-WHOO!

-COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

FACT...

-SORRY.

- AFTER THREE AND A
HALF DAYS OF HANGING OUT,

EVEN MY BEST FRIEND WAS
STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES.

-I WISH YOU WOULDN'T PUT
THE TOP ON SO TIGHT, HONEY!

-NOT TO MENTION MY FOLKS.

-RATHER HAVE PICKLE JUICE
ON YOUR BACK SEAT, NORMA?

-THAT SUMMER, I'D HAD
THE PROFOUND REVELATION

THAT MY PARENTS HAD SUDDENLY
BECOME BLITHERING IDIOTS.

-THING'S ON TIGHTER
THAN I THOUGHT.

-WELL, MAYBE IF WE BEAT
IT AGAINST THE TABLE.

-SOMETIMES IT WAS AS
IF THEY WERE SPEAKING

A WHOLE DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.

-HEY, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
SOME OF MY TROUT, JACK, HUH?

PLENTY OF IT.

-HAMBURGER'S FINE, THANK YOU.

-TOMORROW, I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW TO CATCH SOME REAL FISH.

-RIGHT, KEV?

-WHATEVER.

ALL THIS FAMILY TOGETHERNESS

WAS MORE THAN MY
ADOLESCENT SOUL COULD TAKE.

WHAT I NEEDED WAS...

A SAVIOR.

-♪ A-BREAKIN' ROCKS
IN THE HOT SUN ♪

-SORRY WE'RE LATE.

-YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE THREE HOURS AGO.

-YEAH, WELL, WE, UM,
TOOK THE SCENIC ROUTE.

TELL HIM, WART.

WE TOOK THE SCENIC ROUTE.

-THAT WAS WAYNE'S
BUDDY DAVE WIRTSCHAFTER.

EVERYBODY CALLED HIM WART.

HARD GUY TO LOOK AT.

-SAY, I HAVE A FUN
THOUGHT FOR TONIGHT.

HOW ABOUT A CAMPFIRE?

-SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, MOM.

-OH, NO.

-SORRY. WE'RE GOING TO
BE AT THE DRIVE-IN TONIGHT.

-BUT, HANG ON. DID HE SAY...

-YEAH. AT THE DRIVE-IN.
"PLANET OF THE APES."

-GREAT. WE'LL COME WITH YOU.

-YOU MUST BE JOKING.

-OKAY, SO IT COST
US 15 BUCKS PLUS GAS.

AT LEAST WE'D FOUND A PLACE
TO HIDE OUT FOR THE NIGHT.

-GET OUT.

TELL 'EM, WART!

-GET OUT!

-AND THERE YOU HAD
IT. WE'D HIT BOTTOM.

-OKAY. WE'RE HERE TO STAY.

-WE WERE STRANDED AT A DRIVE-IN

WITH NO CAR, 50
CENTS IN OUR POCKETS,

AND NO PLACE TO GO
BUT... "PLANET OF THE APES."

AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

I KNEW THAT TRUCK.

I KNEW THAT GIRL.

AND I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.

LET'S GO TALK TO HER.

-ARE YOU CRAZY?

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!

-GREAT.

MR. CONDOM-IN-HIS-WALLET
WAS AFRAID OF LOCALS.

LOOK, PAUL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
SAID YOU WANTED TO MEET GIRLS.

OKAY.

-WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HAPPENED?

-AIR LEAK. SHE
DIED IN HER SLEEP.

-YOU DON'T SEEM
VERY CUT-UP ABOUT IT.

-IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR A WAKE.

SHE'S BEEN DEAD NEARLY A YEAR.

-THAT MEANS WE'VE BEEN AWAY
FROM EARTH FOR 18 MONTHS.

-OUR TIME.

-OKAY. ALL I NEEDED
WAS A SNAPPY OPENING.

YOU, UH... GOT
ANOTHER CIGARETTE?

-SORRY. BUMMED THIS ONE MYSELF.

-OH.

-BEEN AWAY FROM
EARTH FOR 2,000 YEARS.

-YOU CAN HAVE A DRAG
OF MINE IF YOU WANT.

-STILL CAN'T ACCEPT IT.

TIME'S WIPED OUT
EVERYTHING YOU EVER...

-MY GOAL WAS TO APPEAR

LIKE I'D BEEN DOING
THIS MY WHOLE LIFE.

- WE CAN'T GET BACK.
IT'S STILL JUST A THEORY.

-YOU DON'T SMOKE, DO YOU?

-NOTHING WILL GROW HERE.

-OH. UH, SOMETIMES.

-YOU SHOULDN'T. IT
DOESN'T FLATTER YOU.

-OH? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

-I SHOULDN'T, EITHER.

-THE THING IS, FOR SOME REASON,

I COULDN'T BREATHE.

SO... WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

-HERE.

-WHERE... THE DRIVE-IN?

ABOUT A HALF A MILE FROM HERE.

-I'M KEVIN.

AND THIS IS PAUL.

-HI.

-HEY. CARA.

-HEY, CARA.

YOU WANT TO HANG
OUT, OR YOU WANT TO GO?

-WHATEVER.

I THINK MY BROTHER
WANTS TO SPLIT.

-WELL, IT WAS NICE
TALKING TO YOU, CARA.

-YEAH.

-AND MAYBE WE'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

YEAH. MAYBE.

-AND THAT WAS IT.

EXCEPT THAT IN THAT
BRIEF WRINKLE OF TIME,

I KNEW BEYOND A DOUBT THAT
SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED...

SOMETHING BIG.

-HEY!

IF YOU'RE AROUND
TOMORROW NIGHT...

I'LL BE HERE.

-I GUESS SHE KNEW IT, TOO.

THE NEXT DAY SEEMED TO
LAST ABOUT 11 CENTURIES.

-KEV, YOU WANT ME TO
BAIT A HOOK FOR YOU?

-NO, THANKS, DAD.

NO MATTER HOW I TRIED,

I COULDN'T GET THAT
GIRL OFF MY MIND.

WE'RE GOING BACK TONIGHT.

-WHAT?

YOU DON'T THINK I'M ACTUALLY
GONNA GO BACK THERE, DO YOU?

-COME ON. WE'LL ALL HANG OUT.

-YEAH, RIGHT.

MAYBE SHE HAS A FRIEND.

-A FRIEND?

-SURE, IT WAS UNDERHANDED,
BUT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY...

CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

-HEY!

-HI, CARA!

-HOW'S IT GOING?

-ALL RIGHT.

-UH, MY BROTHER
AND A BUNCH OF US

WERE THINKING ABOUT
GOING DOWN TO THE LAKE

TO HANG OUT.

YOU WANT TO COME?

-SURE. SOUNDS GREAT.

-OH.

YOU THINK YOU HAVE
A... A FRIEND OR SOMEONE

WHO MAYBE WANTS TO COME ALONG?

-YEAH.

MAYBE LORI.

-LORI? THAT'S GREAT!

-SURE. LOVE TO GO.

-WELL, FOLKS, ONLY FIVE
MINUTES TILL SHOWTIME.

LET ONE OF OUR FRIENDLY

SNACK-BAR PERSONNEL
SERVICE YOU...

-FANTASTIC.

-I'LL MEET YOU OUT BACK.

-IF I COULD JUST
GRAB MY ASSOCIATE

FOR ONE QUICK SECOND HERE.

-SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-I'M NOT GOING. NO WAY ON EARTH.

KEV, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.

I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT ME TO DO.

BUT, PLEASE, DON'T ASK
ME TO DO THIS FOR YOU.

-IT WAS THE HEARTFELT CRY
OF A DEAR AND TRUSTED FRIEND,

SO I REALLY HAD NO CHOICE.

SEE YA!

-NIGHT, PAUL.

-IT WAS TRUE I HARDLY
KNEW THESE KIDS

AND I'D JUST MET THIS GIRL

AND I HAD NO IDEA
WHERE I WAS GOING.

SEEMED TO ME, THAT
WAS EXACTLY THE POINT.

NICE NIGHT.

-YEAH.

-THAT NIGHT, I FELT
A MILLION MILES

FROM EVERYTHING
I'D KNOWN BEFORE.

-I'M STARTING HIGH
SCHOOL IN THE FALL.

-ME TOO.

-STINKS.

-YEAH.

-MAYBE THING WILL PICK
UP WHEN I GET MY LICENSE.

-THAT'S WHAT I'M
HOPING... A LITTLE MOBILITY.

YOU SHOULD COME UP AND VISIT ME.

-I'D LIKE THAT.

-THE THING IS, EVEN THOUGH
I'D JUST MET THIS WOMAN,

I FELT LIKE I'D KNOWN
HER MY WHOLE LIFE.

-HEY, CARA!

YOU WANT TO GO, OR YOU
WANT TO HANG OUT AWHILE?

-LEAVE US ALONE, BILLY.

-HE WATCHES OUT FOR YOU, HUH?

-THE GUYS AROUND HERE
ARE IDIOTS, YOU KNOW?

-YEAH.

-AND THE SUMMER GUYS...

YOU LEARN PRETTY
MUCH TO STAY AWAY FROM.

-OH.

-MY BROTHER HATES THAT I SMOKE.

-DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW?

-SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.

YOU KNOW?

-YEAH. I KNOW.

WE WERE SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER.

I COULD FEEL MYSELF MISSING HER

EVEN WHILE I WAS WITH HER.

-I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
TRUST YOU, YOU KNOW.

-SO... DO YOU?

-YEAH.

-LET ME.

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA LIGHT MY CIGARETTE.

NICE NIGHT.

-YEAH.

AND IT WAS.

-♪ IMAGINE ME AND YOU, I DO ♪

♪ I THINK ABOUT
YOU DAY AND NIGHT ♪

♪ IT'S ONLY RIGHT
TO THINK ABOUT... ♪

-OVER THE NEXT FEW
DAYS, I DID MY BEST

TO BE A GOOD SON TO
MY DAD, TO MY FAMILY.

-HEY, KEVIN!

-♪ IF I SHOULD CALL
YOU UP, INVEST A DIME ♪

-BUT SOMEHOW, SOMETHING
KEPT CALLING ME AWAY.

I GOT TO GO, DAD.

-♪ IMAGINE HOW THE WORLD
COULD BE SO VERY FINE ♪

♪ SO HAPPY TOGETHER ♪

♪ I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING... ♪

-CARA AND I HAD FOUND SOMETHING

NO TWO PEOPLE HAD
EVER FOUND BEFORE...

EACH OTHER.

-♪ BABY, THE SKIES
WILL BE BLUE ♪

♪ FOR ALL MY LIFE ♪

-WE TALKED ABOUT
EVERYTHING... ALMOST EVERYTHING.

-WILL I SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT?

-SURE!

-♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME
IS YOU AND YOU FOR ME ♪

-OF COURSE.

-♪ SO HAPPY TOGETHER ♪

-TROUBLE WAS, I WAS RUNNING
OUT OF NIGHTS, AND FAST.

-♪ HOW IS THE WEATHER? ♪

♪ SO HAPPY TOGETHER ♪

-I GUESS SOMEHOW, I JUST KEPT
HOPING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.

AND THEN IT DID.

-LOOK. ALVIN.

ALVIN, LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT IS THIS? LOOK
WHAT YOUR SON HAS.

- OH, MY GOSH! MY WALLET!
- WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?

WHAT IS THIS?!

-I GOT ONE!

-GUESS YOU COULD
CALL IT A RED-LETTER DAY.

-I GOT ONE! HUH?!

HERE WE GO!

EAT UP.

-THE FISH SMELLS GREAT, HONEY.

AREN'T YOU ALL PROUD
OF YOUR FATHER?

YEAH. WE'VE GOT FISH FOR DAYS.

-YEAH. WE'VE GOT FISH FOR DAYS.

-OF COURSE, I WAS MORE THAN GLAD

TO BE THERE FOR DAD'S
MOMENT OF TRIUMPH.

WELL, I GOT TO RUN.

-HONEY? RUN WHERE?

-TO THE DRIVE-IN.
YOU KNOW, WITH PAUL.

-AFRAID NOT, HONEYBUNCH.

THE PFEIFFSTER'S
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

MR. RUBBERHEAD'S
GROUNDED FOR LIFE.

WAYNE!

-LOOK, MOM, I JUST HAVE
SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO, OKAY?

-WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU KNOW WHY I BROUGHT
THE WHOLE FAMILY UP HERE?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE NICE

FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME...

TOGETHER.

I CAUGHT THAT FISH SO
WE COULD ALL ENJOY IT...

TOGETHER.

AND SINCE THIS
IS OUR LAST NIGHT,

I THOUGHT WE'D SPEND
IT WITH EACH OTHER...

TOGETHER.

- BUT, DAD...
- KEV!

I MEAN IT.

-PART OF ME KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.

BUT ANOTHER PART OF
ME KNEW SOMETHING MORE.

I CAN'T STAY, DAD.

- KEVIN, SIT DOWN!
- WHY?

-BECAUSE I SAY SO,
AND I'M YOUR FATHER.

-THERE IT WAS.

MY WHOLE LIFE, THEY'D
BEEN HIS FINAL WORDS.

I'M SORRY.

I'M GOING.

THAT NIGHT, HUDDLED IN THAT CAB,

WE PUT THE WHOLE
WORLD BEHIND US.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN WHEN I GOT HOME.

IT DIDN'T MATTER.

-YOU LIKE THIS?

-SURE. WHATEVER.

-♪ ...IN THE TALL GRASS
WHERE THE SHADOWS FELL ♪

-I HAD TO BE WITH
CARA. I HAD TO HOLD HER.

I JUST COULDN'T BRING
MYSELF TO TELL HER...

I WAS LEAVING.

SO... WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?

-♪ THE EVENING BELL ♪

♪ JAMAICA, SAY YOU WILL ♪

-YOU'RE LEAVING, AREN'T YOU?

- ♪ HELP ME FIND A WAY ♪
- YEAH.

-♪ TO FILL THESE EMPTY HOURS ♪

-THAT'S TOO BAD.

-♪ AND SAY YOU WILL ♪

-I'LL MISS YOU.

-♪ COME AGAIN TOMORROW ♪

♪ THE DAUGHTER OF... ♪

-WHAT'S WRONG?

-NOTHING'S WRONG.

I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.

LOOK...

WE CAN STILL SEE EACH OTHER.

I MEAN... I GET MY
LICENSE IN A FEW MONTHS.

I COULD... YOU KNOW...

DRIVE UP...
- YEAH.

- ON WEEKENDS.

-YEAH.

-♪ JAMAICA, SAY YOU WILL ♪

-I THINK I GOT TO HANG OUT
WITH MY BROTHER TONIGHT.

-I WAS LOSING HER.

I GUESS I KNEW I HAD TO, BUT...

DON'T BE LIKE THAT!

-SORRY.

-♪ AND STAY UNTIL ♪

-LOOK, I WANT TO
STAY. YOU KNOW THAT.

YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
THAT... MORE THAN ANYTHING!

BUT THERE WAS NOTHING
MORE I COULD SAY

EXCEPT...

I'M SORRY.

-I'M NOT.

-♪ JAMAICA WAS A
SWEET YOUNG ONE ♪

♪ I LOVED HER TRUE ♪

♪ SHE WAS A COMFORT AND A
MERCY THROUGH AND THROUGH ♪

♪ HIDING FROM THIS
WORLD TOGETHER ♪

♪ NEXT THING I KNEW ♪

♪ THEY HAD BROUGHT HER
THINGS DOWN TO THE BAY ♪

♪ WHAT COULD I DO? ♪

♪ JAMAICA, SAY YOU WILL ♪

♪ HELP ME FIND A WAY ♪

♪ TO FILL THESE SAILS ♪

♪ AND WE'LL SAIL UNTIL ♪

-I WANTED TO STAY
THERE IN THAT NIGHT

MORE THAN ANYTHING
I'D WANTED BEFORE.

BUT I KNEW I COULDN'T.

I WAS 15.

I SLEPT UNDER A ROOF
MY FATHER OWNED

IN A BED MY FATHER BOUGHT.

NOTHING WAS MINE...

EXCEPT MY HEART

AND MY FEARS

AND MY GROWING KNOWLEDGE

THAT NOT EVERY ROAD WAS
GOING TO LEAD HOME ANYMORE.

-♪ ...OUR WATERS HAVE RUN DRY ♪