The White Shadow (1978–1981): Season 1, Episode 9 - Airball - full transcript
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S A TOURNAMENT
UP IN SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OUR PLANE'S SUPPOSED TO
TAKE OFF IN 10 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I CAN'T FIND MY PLAYERS.
COULD YOU PAGE 'EM?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- STUPID OLD MAN!
YOU WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'!
- NEVER MIND.
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Beeping ]
STEP OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THEY DONE GOT
MY BOY HAYWARD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU MEAN, IF WE GET SICK,
WE GOTTA DO IT IN THIS?
YOU GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA GIVE
COOLIDGE? A SHOPPING BAG?
{\a1\pos(12,404)}[ Wheels Whirring ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA, MADRE DE DIOS,
RUEGA POR NOSOTROS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD. GOOD. DRIBBLE LEFT.
{\a1\pos(264,152)}HANDS UP! STAY LOW.
{\a1\pos(96,152)}PALMS UP. PALMS UP.
PALMS UP. STAY REAL LOW.
{\a1\pos(180,152)}COME ON, FOLKS.
COME ON. DO IT AGAIN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Blows Whistle ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Goldstein ]
HEY, IS IT POSSIBLE TO
HAVE A HEART ATTACK AT 16?
{\a1\pos(12,124)}[ Hayward ]
I AIN'T NEVER
HEARD OF IT, MAN. WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,124)}[ Goldstein ]
I THINK I'M ABOUT TO
MAKE MEDICAL HISTORY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY, YOU GUYS.
TAKE A BREATHER.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}[ Coolidge ]
I'M TRYIN'. I'M TRYIN'.
[ Coughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE TIRED,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF
CHANCE TO REST ON THE PLANE.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}ON THE WHAT?
[ Reeves ]
ON THE PLANE!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU GUYS DON'T THINK
I'D BE WORKING YOU
HARDER THAN USUAL FOR NOTHIN'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, WHERE WE GOIN', COACH?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S A TOURNAMENT
UP IN SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOURNAMENT DIRECTOR CALLED ME.
TOLD ME ONE OF THE TEAMS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HAD TO DROP OUT
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
AND COULD WE FILL IN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FILL IN?
WE'LL FILL IT UP, BRO!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YES, BUT THIS IS A TOUGH
TOURNAMENT. BUT IT'LL BE
GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR YOU,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ON TOP OF WHICH, THEY'RE
GONNA PAY FOR THE TICKETS.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Reese ]
WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?
YOU'RE GETTIN' A DAY OFF.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}[ Cheering ]
[ Reeves ]
JACKSON?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- JACKSON.
- ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}START HANDIN' THESE OUT,
WILL YOU?
{\a1\pos(201,432)}[ Salami ]
WHAT ARE THOSE, COACH?
PERMISSION SLIPS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TAKE 'EM HOME.
HAVE YOUR MOTHERS SIGN 'EM.
BRING 'EM BACK TOMORROW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, MAN, I DON'T NEED
NOBODY'S PERMISSION
TO DO NOTHIN'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}ANYBODY SHOWS UP
WITHOUT A SIGNED
PERMISSION SLIP, STAYS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- HEY, COACH?
- YEAH, GOLDSTEIN?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I CAN'T GET MY MOTHER
TO SIGN.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Reeves ]
WHY NOT?
I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, HAVE YOUR FATHER SIGN IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}UH, I DON'T HAVE
A FATHER EITHER, COACH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WELL, GOLDSTEIN,
WHAT DO{\r} YOU HAVE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I GOT A GRANDMOTHER, AND
A COUPLE AUNTS AND UNCLES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY. HAVE ONE OF THEM
SIGN IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST FOR MY INFORMATION,
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS
BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ANYBODY HERE AFRAID TO FLY?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ All Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OKAY, PLANE LEAVES
9:00 TOMORROW MORNING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO WE MEET
IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING,
RIGHT HERE, 8:00, SHARP.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Tires Squeal ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}NO, I'LL TAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
WAIT HERE WHILE I FIND
A PLACE TO PARK THIS THING.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND, UH, TRY NOT TO GET
IN ANY TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Jackson ]
HEY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
HEY, HAYWARD, THROW ME THAT BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COULD YOU GIVE ME
SOME HELP WITH MY STUFF?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, GOLDSTEIN, WHAT DID YOU
BRING ALL THIS STUFF FOR?
WE'RE ONLY STAYING OVERNIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
MY GRANDMOTHER PACKS FOR ME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}GOLDSTEIN,
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN HERE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OH, I GOT SOME ROAST BEEF
SANDWICHES, SOME BLINTZES,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}A JAR OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
WITH MATZO BALLS.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YEAH, WELL, IT FEELS
LIKE CANNON BALLS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PARK IN A SAFE SPOT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Boys Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Thorpe ]
HEY, GOLDSTEIN, MAN, WHY DIDN'T
YOU LEAVE THIS STUFF HOME, MAN?
{\a1\pos(309,432)}[ Chattering ]
WE'RE ONLY GONNA
BE THERE OVERNIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WILL ALL YOU GUYS
WAIT HERE WHILE I GO CHECK IN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, GOLDSTEIN,
BRING YOUR LUGGAGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PUT IT RIGHT IN HERE.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}HELLO.
HI.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF
SEATING US ALL TOGETHER?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Exhales, Counts Quietly ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIRTEEN? MAY BE DIFFICULT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT COULD BE CATASTROPHIC
FOR YOUR AIRLINE IF YOU DON'T.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SEE, I'M A HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL COACH. I'M TAKING
MY PLAYERS TO SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK ANY ONE OF 'EM
HAS BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TRUST ME. THEY'RE
MORE THAN HIGH-SPIRITED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, SIR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE HAVE TRAINED PERSONNEL
THAT'LL HELP MAKE THEIR FLIGHT
AS ENJOYABLE AS POSSIBLE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S NOT THEM I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
IT'S THE OTHER PASSENGERS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THEY, UH, TEND TO GET--
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HOW CAN I PUT IT?
UH, OUT OF CONTROL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
I THINK WE CAN HANDLE THEM.
WHERE ARE THEY?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- THEY'RE OVER THERE.
- WHERE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OVER THERE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman on P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(432,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OKAY. THIRTEEN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S FLIGHT 165, DEPARTING
AT 9:12 FROM GATE SIX.
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS IS SOME PLACE, HUH?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. BUT YOU THINK
THE COACH IS GONNA BE MAD
THAT WE TOOK OFF?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OH, WHAT FOR?
WE'RE JUST DOIN'
A LITTLE SIGHTSEEIN'.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YES, YES.
AND AIN'T THERE
SOME SIGHTS TO SEE?
{\a1\pos(264,432)}AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
COOLIDGE?
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, MAN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHIN'. I JUST AIN'T NEVER
FLOWN ON NO PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, MY MAN, COOL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING!
{\a1\pos(12,432)}AIN'T NOTHIN' TO IT.
YOU EVER FLOWN
ON A PLANE BEFORE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
BUT I HAVE DONE SOME FLYIN'
IN MY TIME, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN
12 KIDS AROUND HERE? NINE BLACK,
TWO WHITE, ONE CHICANO?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Thorpe ] THAT AIN'T OUR PLANE.
[ Hayward ] YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT IT'S ONE JUST LIKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Reese ]
YEAH. IT'S ANOTHER
AIRLINE THOUGH.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT BABY!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH. WONDER HOW MUCH
THAT THING WEIGHS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Salami ] I DON'T THINK
IT'LL EVER GET OFF THE GROUND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, UH, COOL, IF YOU'RE
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS THING, MAN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU CAN SIT NEXT TO ME
IF YOU WANT TO.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT'LL THAT DO FOR ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN THAT BIG APE-HEAD MAC
CAME UP AND THREATENED MY LIFE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND STOOD
BESIDE HIM AND STARTED SMILIN'?
{\a1\pos(57,432)}YEAH.
HEY, MAN, WHEN YOU CAME UP
BESIDE HIM AND STARTED SMILIN',
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MY KNEES STOPPED SHAKIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST SAY, LIKE, UM,
I'M RETURNING THE FAVOR, BRO.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I APPRECIATE THAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, THINK
NOTHIN' OF IT, BRO.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}HEY, YOU WANT TO
SIT TOGETHER?
WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT--
IF YOU START THINKIN', YOU'RE
GONNA START GETTIN' HEADACHES.
{\a1\pos(141,432)}HEY, SALAMI,
YOU WANNA SIT TOGETHER?
UH, I'M SITTIN' WITH REESE.
{\a1\pos(348,432)}GO GO, YOU WANNA
SIT TOGETHER?
NO WAY!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT IS THIS?
A CONSPIRACY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}LISTEN, WE'LL
SIT TOGETHER, OKAY?
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA
CHOOSE STRAWS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TO SEE WHO SITS TOGETHER AND
WHO GETS STUCK WITH THE COACH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THESE PLANES, THEY ARE SO BIG,
THEY GOT WHAT YOU CALL, UH, UM--
{\a1\pos(264,404)}WHAT IS THAT?
PROMENADE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH, PROMENADE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT MEANS YOU CAN WALK AROUND,
STROLL AROUND, STRETCH YOUR LEGS
AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU KNOW, THAT'S GOOD.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S
ONE THING I CAN'T STAND,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S TO BE PACKED IN SOMETHIN'
LIKE A SARDINE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, THEN, MY MAN,
YOU CAN PUT YOUR MIND
AT REST.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, WE BETTER BE GETTIN' BACK,
MAN. REEVES'LL BE HAVIN'
A HEART ATTACK BY NOW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(267,432)}MOVE OVER, MAN.
COME ON.
LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}INSTRUCTIONS: PUSH BUTTON
INDICATING DESIRED
VALUE OF POLICY.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}INDICATE NAME
OF BENEFICIARY.
WHAT IS THIS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT A SECOND.
I THINK I GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS IS INSURANCE
IN CASE THE PLANE CRASHES
AND WE GET KILLED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THEY'VE ALSO GOT
INSURANCE FOR-- LET'S SEE.
UM, INTERNAL INJURIES,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOSS OF AN ARM, LOSS OF A LEG,
LOSS OF AN ARM AND A LEG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, JACKSON, YOU GOT
SOMETHIN' AGAINST BEIN' BLACK?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}NO, MAN. WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}'CAUSE YOU TURNIN' WHITE.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- ONE DOLLAR.
- A DOLLAR?
HOW CAN WE BEAT THAT?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, LOOK.
YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO
CHIP IN AND GET SOME?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}AT THESE PRICES?
[ Thorpe ]
REALLY.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HERE YOU GO. UH,
WHAT SHOULD WE GET?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Everyone Talking At Once ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WAIT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LET'S DO THIS THING
LOGICALLY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}NOW, WHAT IS THE MOST
THAT WE CAN COLLECT?
{\a1\pos(246,404)}$30,000 FOR--
WELL, LET'S TAKE THAT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- OKAY.
- WHAT'S THIS HERE, MAN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT A MINUTE. HERE.
THIS IS IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, BUT WHOSE NAME
DO WE PUT ON IT?
{\a1\pos(96,404)}WHAT ABOUT THE COACH?
[ Boys Agree ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}PUT REEVES
ON THAT BAD BOY!
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}AND WHO SHALL WE PUT
AS THE BENEFICIARY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT US?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man On P.A. ]
PACE AIRLINE, FLIGHT 165
NOW BOARDING AT GATE SIX.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY. HEY, THAT MUST
BE OUR FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(348,432)}UH, EXCUSE ME.
OH, MR. REEVES,
ANY PROBLEMS?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, SORT OF.
OUR PLANE'S SUPPOSED TO
TAKE OFF IN 10 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I CAN'T FIND MY PLAYERS.
COULD YOU PAGE 'EM FOR ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, CERTAINLY.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LOOK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
PAGE THE CARVER HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL TEAM.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}RIGHT.
[ Man ] WHY DON'T YOU
WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}STUPID OLD MAN!
YOU WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'!
{\a1\pos(453,404)}[ Arguing ]
NEVER MIND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UM, I, UH THINK WE'LL BE ABLE
TO SEAT YOU ALL TOGETHER.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}COULD I HAVE YOUR
BOARDING PASSES, PLEASE?
OH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(453,404)}[ Arguing ]
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(99,432)}YOU MUST BE CRAZY!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE?
{\a1\pos(264,404)}[ Shouting ]
YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}DUMB GUYS WON'T WATCH
WHERE THEY'RE GOIN'.
WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST WALKIN' AROUND.
HEY, WE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}WHAT IS IT?
AN INSURANCE POLICY
IN CASE WE CRASH.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YEAH, WE PUT IT
IN YOUR NAME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WE FIGURED IF YOU DIED,
YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T
FOR NOTHIN',
{\a1\pos(264,460)}'CAUSE WE'D COME
IN TO 30 BIG ONES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YEAH, THERE'S JUST ONE HITCH.
- WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF I DIE, YOU DIE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
- DOES THAT MEAN
WE DON'T GET THE MONEY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COME ON. HURRY UP, YOU GUYS!
KEEP UP. LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.
COME ON. HURRY UP! COME ON!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PUT YOUR BAGS DOWN HERE
SO THEY CAN X-RAY THEM.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA
DO THAT FOR?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S THE RULES, SALAMI.
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
STEP OVER THERE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I FEEL LIKE
I JUST GOT BUSTED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AW, MAN, BE COOL. THEY JUST
DO THIS JUST TO MAKE SURE
NOBODY'S CARRYIN' A HEATER,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SO THE PLANE
DON'T BE HIJACKED.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}HOW CAN THEY HIJACK A PLANE
WITH A HEATER?
A HEATER'S A GUN, STUPID.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DO REMEMBER READIN'
ONE TIME...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHERE THIS GUY
WHO'D SMUGGLED A GUN
IN A PHONY CAST,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HIJACKED THE WHOLE PLANE
TO CUBA, MAN.
{\a1\pos(351,432)}[ Jackson ]
YEAH. TO CUBA.
[ Boys Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COME ON. COME ON.
LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.
JACKSON, GO ON THROUGH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ DO YOU KNOW THE WAY
TO SAN JOSE ♪
{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ DA BA BADA
BOP-BOP BA DA BOP BOP ♪
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Beeping ]
STEP OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THEY DONE GOT
MY BOY HAYWARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
IS THERE
A PROBLEM HERE?
{\a1\pos(432,460)}TURN AROUND.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}[ Beeping ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}EMPTY THE BACK POCKET.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}PUT THEM
OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}ALL RIGHT, GO ON THROUGH.
I CAN WALK, LADY.
{\a1\pos(432,404)}[ Cheering ]
MY MAIN MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, MAN, COME ON.
GET YOUR BAG.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}COME ON, COOL. COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LET'S TAKE A HEAD COUNT.
EVERYBODY HERE?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YEAH, WE'RE HERE.
LET'S GO.
GIVE ME MY BAG, COOLIDGE.
{\a1\pos(330,432)}FORGOT YOUR
BOARDING PASSES.
OH, RIGHT. THANKS.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}CAN WE STILL MAKE THE PLANE?
OH, I HOPE SO.
COME ON.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL RIGHT. COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GO. HURRY UP. HURRY UP.
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}COOLIDGE, WILL YOU
COME ON? COME ON.
{\a1\pos(432,404)}THE REAR.
FOLLOW HIM.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}HELLO.
IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME,
ISN'T IT?
{\a1\pos(12,404)}IS IT COLD OUT THERE?
NO, NOT TODAY.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT THAT
UNDER YOUR SEAT, ALL RIGHT?
JUST FOLLOW HIM.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL THE WAY
UNDER YOUR SEAT, PLEASE.
WELCOME ABOARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}THAT'S WAY IN THE REAR
ON YOUR RIGHT.
IS IT NEAR THE BATHROOM?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}WELL, THAT'S
A FEW ROWS BEYOND.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HI. UH-OH.
LET'S SEE. OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL THE WAY
UNDER YOUR SEAT.
{\a1\pos(162,432)}PROMENADES.
HEY, MAN, IT'S A DIFFERENT
MODEL. WHAT CAN I SAY?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}I AIN'T HAPPY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, YES.
THAT'S DOWN--
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING. UH, THIS IS
THE BUS TO SAN DIEGO?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chuckles ]
YES, IT IS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LISTEN, UH-- WHY DON'T YOU
STOP BY ON YOUR COFFEE BREAK?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF I'M NOT TOO BUSY.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}SEAT TO THE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE
A GREAT FLIGHT!
{\a1\pos(96,432)}YOU WISH.
I KNOW IT, MAN.
I KNOW IT!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD MORNING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, YOUR SEAT IS
ALL THE WAY DOWN
ON THE RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU{\r} CAN SIT
ANYWHERE YOU LIKE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
ON A BASKETBALL TEAM?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- OF COURSE, KID.
- WHICH ONE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THE LAKERS.
I'M KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,
AND THAT'S JAMAAL WILKES.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}[ Kid Whispers ]
WHOA.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IS THAT JERRY WEST?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- IN THE FLESH.
- HEY, JAB.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE WE'RE IN THE AIR,
YOU CAN SIGN ALL
THE AUTOGRAPHS YOU WANT.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}FOR NOW,
WILL YOU JUST MOVE IT?
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(180,404)}HI.
HI, JERRY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}WHAT'S THIS FOR?
READ WHAT'S ON
THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU MEAN, IF WE GET SICK,
WE GOTTA DO IT IN THIS?
YOU GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA GIVE
COOLIDGE? A SHOPPING BAG?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD MORNING. WELCOME ABOARD
FLIGHT 165 TO SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE WILL BE DEPARTING
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHILE ABOARD THE AIRCRAFT,
PLEASE OBSERVE THE FASTEN
SEAT BELT AND NO SMOKING SIGNS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MY NAME IS BONNIE.
NANCY AND I WILL BE
SERVING YOU IN FIRST CLASS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SHELLY WILL BE SERVING YOU
IN COACH. WE WILL BE YOUR
ATTENDANTS FOR THIS FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}BECAUSE WE CONSIDER--
WELL, YOU GOT HER NAME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS WAIT FOR HER TO
ANNOUNCE HER PHONE NUMBER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ACQUAINT YOU WITH
THE SAFETY FEATURES
OF THIS 727 AIRCRAFT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, I FEEL LIKE
I'M BACK IN SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE HAVE A CARD
THAT POINTS OUT
THE EMERGENCY EXITS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AS WELL AS SOME OF
THE EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE DO SUGGEST YOU TAKE
A FEW MOMENTS TO READ THE CARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
GIVE US A QUIZ?
[ Mouths Words ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}F.A.A. REGULATIONS REQUIRE
THAT WE DEMONSTRATE
THE USE OF THE OXYGEN MASKS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT ARE LOCATED
DIRECTLY ABOVE EACH SEAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SHOULD THE CABIN PRESSURE
CHANGE SUDDENLY,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE MASKS WILL AUTOMATICALLY
DROP IN FRONT OF YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SIMPLY TAKE THE MASK,
PULL DOWN ON IT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLACE IT OVER YOUR NOSE
AND MOUTH AND CONTINUE
TO BREATHE NORMALLY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}UH, YEAH. YOU SAID THAT
THE, UH, MASK WOULD FALL
WHEN THE PRESSURE CHANGED,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHY
THE PRESSURE WAS GONNA CHANGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU DIG WHERE I'M COMIN' FROM?
LIKE, WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS,
IS THE THING SAFE OR NOT?
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Boys Laugh ]
THE PLANE IS VERY SAFE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT WE DO HAVE
OUR EMERGENCY PROCEDURES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}EMERGENCIES? THAT'S ALL
YOU BEEN TALKIN' ABOUT
IS EMERGENCIES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SEEM TO ME LIKE YOU AIN'T
GOT ALL THE BUGS IRONED
OUT OF THIS THING YET.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Bonnie Resumes ]
WE'D NOW LIKE TO POINT OUT
OUR EMERGENCY EXITS--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE PRIMARY... AND THE SECONDARY
LOCATED OVER THE WINGS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO
CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SEAT CUSHIONS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHICH CAN BE USED
AS FLOTATION EQUIPMENT.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Jets Whirring ]
HEY, MAN,
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}OH, IT'S JUST
THE ENGINE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man On P.A. ]
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS,
PLEASE BE SEATED FOR TAKEOFF.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Murmurs ]
RIGHT, OKAY.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}YOU FEEL THOSE "G" RAYS?
YEAH. MAN, IT FEELS LIKE
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MOON!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, COACH, ME AND REESE WANT
YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW!
WE'RE GONNA BE ASTRONAUTS!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF YOU DON'T
STOP SCREAMING, I'M GONNA
SEND YOU TO THE MOON MYSELF.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA,
MADRE DE DIOS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RUEGA POR NOSOTROS
AHORA Y EN LA HORA
DE NUESTRA MUERTE. AMEN.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HEY, COOL.
DIG IT, MAN. CLOUDS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT LEAST IF I DIE,
I AIN'T GOT FAR TO GO
TO GET TO HEAVEN.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YOU, IN HEAVEN?
[ Laughs ]
FAT CHANCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF
THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU ARE FREE
TO WALK AROUND THE CABIN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOWEVER, IF YOU REMAIN
IN YOUR SEAT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU KEEP
YOUR SEAT BELT
LOOSELY FASTENED...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IN THE EVENT WE SHOULD
ENCOUNTER TURBULENCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,404)}WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
OH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OH, YEAH. YEAH.
LET ME HAVE A DOUBLE MARTINI.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE SCOTCH
WITH A SIDE ORDER OF GINGER ALE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SORRY, BOYS.
NO MINORS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S NO DRINKIN' AGE
IN INTERNATIONAL TERRITORY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES--
CALIFORNIA, TO BE EXACT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I BEG TO DIFFER.
THERE'S A TWO-MILE LIMIT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE YOU PASS THAT DISTANCE
YOU ARE IN INTERNATIONAL WATER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE NOT ON THE SEA.
WE'RE IN THE AIR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}20,000 FEET, TO BE EXACT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THAT'S MORE
THAN TWO MILES UP.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GO A LITTLE EASY
ON THE VERMOUTH, WILL YOU?
[ Giggles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SORRY, BUT THE AIR SPACE
OVER THE U.S. IS GOVERNED
BY U.S. FEDERAL LAW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CLARENCE BROWN,
DATE OF BIRTH 9/4/35.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WHICH MAKES YOU
44 YEARS OLD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.
I LOOK YOUNG FOR MY AGE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW ABOUT A COUPLE
OF SOFT DRINKS?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN, YOU KNOW HOW TO
BRING 'EM TO THEIR KNEES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DREW THE SHORT MATCH.
[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, SOME DAYS
NOTHIN' GOES RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SO-- LISTEN.
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHING'S BLACK AND WHITE.
THERE'S NO EASY ANSWER
TO A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA
STICK AROUND?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU LIKE COACHING?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I LOVE IT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU, MY MAN, IS
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
{\a1\pos(288,404)}[ Clunks ]
[ Stifles Laughter ]
{\a1\pos(264,404)}I'LL WAIT.
[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IN A FEW MINUTES...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE WILL BEGIN OUR DESCENT
INTO SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETURN
TO YOUR SEATS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AS WE WILL BE TURNING ON
THE SEAT BELT SIGN PRETTY QUICK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS WAS FUN, MAN. BUT, UH,
I'M GLAD IT'S ALMOST OVER.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}YOU EVER BEEN TO
SAN JOSE AIRPORT?
ONCE.
{\a1\pos(267,432)}WHAT FOR?
WE WERE COMIN' IN
TO PLAY GOLDEN STATE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS WAS THE ONLY AIRPORT
WASN'T FOGGED IN.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}[ Metal Clunking ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- [ Passengers Chattering ]
- IT'S O--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA, MADRE DE DIOS,
RUEGA POR NOSOTROS AHORA
Y EN LA HORA--
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, WILL YOU
CUT THAT STUFF OUT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS PLANE. THIS STUFF
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}YOU SURE?
YES, I'M SURE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Exhales ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Bell Dings ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE
WILL BE A SLIGHT DELAY BEFORE
WE LAND AT SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLEASE OBSERVE THE FASTEN
SEAT BELT AND NO SMOKING SIGNS.
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(348,432)}I WONDER WHAT
THE TROUBLE IS.
WHO KNOWS?
{\a1\pos(183,432)}OUGHTA BE A LAW.
THERE IS.
IT'S CALLED MURPHY'S LAW.
{\a1\pos(141,432)}WHAT'S THAT?
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG,
WILL GO WRONG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, WE AIN'T EVEN
GONNA GET ENOUGH TIME
TO PRACTICE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Boys Complaining ]
I THINK WE'VE CIRCLED
THIS PLACE A HUNDRED TIMES.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}NOW, I KNOW
THAT'S A LIE.
WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}'CAUSE YOU CAN'T
COUNT THAT HIGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SAY, HOW YOU DOIN'
IN SCHOOL?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOOK. THIS IS NONE OF
MY BUSINESS, BUT I'M CURIOUS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MISS BUCHANAN SAYS YOU'VE
GOT ONE OF THE HIGHEST I.Q.s
IN THE SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT DOIN' BETTER?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}IT AIN'T NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
{\a1\pos(348,432)}WHAT HIGH SCHOOL
DO YOU GO TO?
CARVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, WE'RE COMIN' UP HERE
FOR A BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT.
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Clicks Tongue ]
WELL, YOU STILL
DON'T TRUST ME, DO YOU?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]
I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' HERE.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THIS, I KNOW.
[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THIS IS SO BAD?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}DON'T NOBODY
WANNA BE AT CARVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT ABOUT WILLIS AND BUCHANAN?
NOBODY'S FORCING THEM
TO STAY AT CARVER.
{\a1\pos(348,404)}IT'S THEIR JOB.
SO THIS IS MINE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAYBE SO, BUT
YOU USED TO BE
IN THE BIG MONEY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU WAS A HIGH ROLLER, MAN.
YOU DON'T NEED THIS JOB.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
LOOK. I DID ALL RIGHT
FOR A WHILE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT NOTHIN' LASTS FOREVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BESIDES, THAT'S ALL
IN THE PAST NOW.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ANYWAY, I LIKE COACHING.
{\a1\pos(264,404)}TELL ME SOMETHIN'.
HMM?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IF THEY CAME TO YOU AND
OFFERED YOU A COACHING JOB
AT UCLA OR SOMEWHERE,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WOULD YOU TAKE IT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
THEY DID?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'D PROBABLY TAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHY DO YOU ASK?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I JUST WANTED TO SEE
WHAT YOU'D SAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I FIGURED IF YOU SAID YOU'D
STAY AT CARVER THEN YOU'D
EITHER BE CRAZY... OR LYIN'.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}EXCUSE ME.
YEAH?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WAS TALKING TO YOUR PLAYERS
BACK THERE AND THEY TOLD ME
WHO YOU WERE AND, UH,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WONDER IF I COULD
HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Sighs ]
I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'D BE EMBARRASSED.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I DON'T PLAY
PRO BALL ANYMORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S REALLY NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR MY KID.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
WELL, WHAT'S
YOUR KID'S NAME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CHRIS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T FOLLOW BASKETBALL
MYSELF, BUT I KNOW YOU.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
THIS SAYS KENNY REEVES.
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HE TOLD ME YOU WERE
BOB COUSY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ High-pitched Laughter ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THIS DELAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL
A LITTLE CURIOUS AS TO
WHAT IS TAKING PLACE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO I'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
WITHOUT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'RE EXPERIENCING A PROBLEM
WITH THE AIRCRAFT'S
HYDRAULIC SYSTEM,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHICH CONTROLS THE RAISING AND
LOWERING OF THE LANDING GEAR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S NO NEED FOR CONCERN,
BUT AS AN EXTRA MEASURE
OF PRECAUTION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'VE DECIDED TO RETURN
TO LOS ANGELES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
AT L.A.X. IS NOW 12:32.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AGAIN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND WE'RE SORRY
FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ All Groaning, Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Bell Dings ]
THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF
THE SEAT BELT SIGNS AGAIN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO ANYONE WHO HAS TO
USE THE LAVATORIES
MAY DO SO AT THIS TIME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Flight Attendants Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(204,404)}UH, EXCUSE ME.
OH. MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY.
OH, WELL, YOU TOOK ME
BY SURPRISE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'M SORRY.
I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT
EXACTLY WHAT'S--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
THAT WE KNOW. WOULD YOU
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SE--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NO, WHAT I KNOW IS YOU'RE TWO
MINUTES OUT OF SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO L.A.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IF THERE'S ANY DANGER HERE,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR 12 KIDS WHO'VE NEVER
BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN WILL
MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOW, IF YOU'LL PLEASE
JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY
I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'RE STILL
EXPERIENCING A MALFUNCTION
IN OUR HYDRAULIC SYSTEM.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT WE DO
IN THIS SITUATION IS LOWER
THE LANDING GEAR MANUALLY...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THEN CHECK VISUALLY
THAT IT'S IN PLACE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AN OPERATION YOUR COPILOT
WILL BE UNDERTAKING
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FOR YOUR SAFETY,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'VE ASKED OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
TO INSTRUCT YOU IN
EMERGENCY LANDING PROCEDURES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D LIKE TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS
IS PURELY PRECAUTIONARY...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND IN ACCORDANCE
WITH F.A.A. REGULATIONS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE IS NO DANGER AND
NO NEED TO WORRY. THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE
TAKE YOUR SEAT?
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}HEY, COACH! LOOK WHAT
YOU GOT US INTO. WE COULD
ALL BE MAIMED FOR LIFE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH. WELL, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY. IF YOU WEREN'T HERE,
YOU'D BE BACK IN SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN'S GOT A POINT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Boys Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GO GO. GO GO.
FELLAS, CAN I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}LISTEN, GUYS! I WANNA
TALK TO YOU FOR JUST--
HEY! HEY!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Reeves ]
HEY! COME ON YOU GUYS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY! CAN'T YOU SEE
THE LADY'S TRYIN' TO SPEAK?
NOW, HOLD IT DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR
A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU GOT IT
RIGHT HERE, MAMA.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MORRIS THORPE
AT YOUR SERVICE, MA'AM.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU'RE HIRED.
NOW, HOLD ON TO THIS AND
WAIT ONE MINUTE, OKAY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE FIRST THING
I WANT YOU TO DO...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IS REMOVE YOUR SHOES
AND HOLD THEM IN YOUR LAP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT FOR THIS GENTLEMAN
TO PASS ALONG--
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THAT
AIN'T NO GENTLEMAN!
THAT'S THORPE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THORPE. THAT'S
THE IMPORTANT MISSION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEY'RE MAKIN' YOU
TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHEN THIS GENTLEMAN PASSES BY,
PLACE YOUR SHOES IN THE BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'LL GET THEM BACK
AFTER WE'VE LANDED SAFELY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT DO THEY WANT
WITH MY SHOES?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEY FIGURE THE STINK FROM
YOUR SOCKS WILL RISE TO THE ROOF
AND KEEP THIS PLANE UP.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OKAY, NOW START OVER
ON THIS SIDE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOW, EVERYONE,
PUT YOUR SHOES IN YOUR LAP
AND DO WHAT SHE TOLD YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THORPE.
WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE REQUIRE ALL PASSENGERS
TO REMOVE THEIR SHOES TO PREVENT
TEARING OF THE EMERGENCY SLIDE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}WE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IT SCARES ME TO DEATH,
HAVING TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.
{\a1\pos(348,404)}SH-SHELLY?
CAN I HELP YOU?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH. I WAS JUST WONDERING.
DO YOU NEED ANY MORE VOLUNTEERS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. I FIGURE IF THORPE
CAN DO IT, ANY IDIOT COULD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Laughs ]
OKAY. COME WITH ME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HOLD THESE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
COOPERATION WITH YOUR SHOES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE YOU
TO REMOVE ALL SHARP OBJECTS
FROM YOUR POCKETS...
{\a1\pos(264,460)}AND ALL JEWELRY
THAT YOU'RE WEARING.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THIS GENTLEMAN WILL
GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLEASE PUT IN ALL YOUR JEWELRY,
PENS, PENCILS, ET CETERA
IN THE SMALL BROWN BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MARK YOUR NAME ON IT
AND DEPOSIT IT IN THIS
LARGE BAG WHEN THE GENTLEMAN--
{\a1\pos(264,404)}WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
GOMEZ, RICKY.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}WHEN MR. RICKY RETURNS.
[ Boys Laugh ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MR. RICKY?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Laughing Fades ]
ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU START
WITH THIS AISLE, THIS ONE--
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I KNOW. I KNOW
I KNOW. I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CAN YOU IMAGINE
TRUSTING GOMEZ WITH
A BAG FULL OF JEWELRY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, IT'S LIKE PUTTIN'
A FAT LADY IN CHARGE
OF A BOX OF CHOCOLATE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Reeves ]
THANK YOU, MR. RICKY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOW ABOUT DONATING
YOUR SERVICES?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. YOU'LL HAVE TO
TRADE SEATS WITH THESE GENTLEMEN
FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE NEED TWO VERY STRONG MEN
SITTING BY THE EMERGENCY EXIT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SEATS 11 "D" AND "E".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SEE YA, KAREEM!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION
SHOULD BECOME NECESSARY,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU TWO WILL BE
THE FIRST OUT OF THE PLANE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW, WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO
IS STAY ON THE WING...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND ASSIST THE PEOPLE
AS THEY COME OUT THE EXIT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}YOU GOT IT?
{\a1\pos(432,404)}THANKS.
SURE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, I'M GONNA LOOK
DOWN THIS HATCH...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND HOPE I FIND TWO GREEN
FLAGS LINE UP PERFECTLY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IF THEY'RE NOT
LINED UP PERFECTLY,
OR THERE'S A RED FLAG--
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I GOTCHA.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THEY'RE GREEN, AND
THEY'RE LINED UP PERFECTLY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Sighs ]
THAT'S GOOD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THAT'S GOOD IF THE GEAR
DOESN'T COLLAPSE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}UM, WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME SOMETHING?
WHAT IS IT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH
THE LANDING GEAR, BUT THERE'S
ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
{\a1\pos(267,432)}WHAT'S THAT?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRY
AND LAND AT SAN JOSE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THEY DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH HOSPITAL SPACE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Breathing Heavily ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, JACKSON,
YOU ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LOOK. I WISH YOU'D QUIT
ASKIN' ME IF I'M ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}I'M SCARED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I KNOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW?
- I CAN SEE IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WELL, HOW COME
YOU AIN'T SCARED?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'CAUSE I DON'T HOLD IT IN
LIKE YOU DO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T GO AROUND
PUTTIN' ON NO ACT, LIKE
I'M MR. COOL ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'RE ALWAYS WALKIN' AROUND
LIKE YOU'RE SOME BAD DUDE,
INSTEAD OF JUST BEING YOURSELF.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH? REMEMBER THE TIME
YOU PUNCHED OUT CRAZY WILLIE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND HIS BROTHER CAME
LOOKIN' FOR YOU WITH A GUN?
{\a1\pos(432,460)}YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP
TO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK
BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE SICK?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- MAN, EVERYBODY KNEW
YOU WEREN'T SICK.
- I WAS TOO{\r} SICK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH? WELL, YOU GOT BETTER
PRETTY QUICK WHEN HAYWARD
SMOOTHED THINGS OVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOOK, MAN. WHAT I'M TRYIN'
TO TELL YOU IS--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONE, IT'S OKAY TO GET SCARED,
'CAUSE EVERYBODY GETS SCARED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND TWO, YOU AIN'T FOOLIN'
NOBODY BUT YOURSELF.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW COME YOU AIN'T
SCARED OF DYIN'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, I DO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHEN I WAS A KID,
I USED TO LIE IN BED...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND TRY TO IMAGINE
WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO DIE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D CLOSE MY EYES REAL TIGHT AND
JUST FEEL MYSELF SLIPPIN' AWAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THEN, SOMETIMES I WOULD
IMAGINE THAT I'M REALLY DEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND I'D PICTURE ALL
THE GUYS IN THE GYM.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU OR THORPE COME IN
AND TELL EVERYBODY I'M DEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND I IMAGINE
WHAT EVERYBODY IS SAYIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COACH IS HOLDIN' BACK TEARS.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL
SHOWS UP FOR MY FUNERAL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND MISS BUCHANAN IS CRYIN' AND
SAYIN' HOW SHE WAS ALWAYS IN
LOVE WITH ME AND NEVER TOLD ME.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}AND HOW EVERYBODY
IS SAYING THEY GONNA
MISS CURTIS JACKSON.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THAT.
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SO EVERY TIME I FEEL BAD,
I JUST PICTURE THAT SCENE
WHERE I'M DEAD, AND...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, YOU GOT
SOME IMAGINATION.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU OUGHTA BE A WRITER.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH?
{\a1\pos(432,404)}HEY, REESE.
WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}UH, I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO LAND IN LOS ANGELES.
WE ARE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, IF WE ARE, THE PILOT
MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP,
'CAUSE WE'RE HEADIN' OUT TO SEA.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}SALAMI, YOU'RE RIGHT
FOR A CHANGE.
I WONDER WHAT GIVES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE'RE FLYIN'
TO HONOLULU INSTEAD.
{\a1\pos(99,432)}HEY, STEWARDESS. WHY ARE
WE HEADIN' OUT TO SEA?
THE PILOT'S DUMPING OUR FUEL.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}DUMPING THE FUEL?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA RIDE ON?
BEEF BOUILLON?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RELAX. IT'S JUST
A SAFETY MEASURE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF FUEL
TO LAND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
THEM AND THEIR SAFETY
MEASURES ARE KILLIN' ME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN HAS JUST INFORMED ME
THAT WE WILL BE MAKING...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}A PRECAUTIONARY LANDING
IN LOS ANGELES IN
APPROXIMATELY 15 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION
MAY BE REQUIRED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOUR CREW IS TRAINED
TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SO PLEASE, REMAIN CALM
AND GIVE US YOUR
FULL ATTENTION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THIS TIME, I WOULD
LIKE TO INSTRUCT YOU IN
THE CORRECT BRACE POSITION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN WILL ASK YOU
TO ASSUME FOR LANDING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WILL GIVE
EACH OF YOU A PILLOW.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU STAND UP?
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TAKE THE PILLOW. PLACE IT--
PLACE IT RIGHT HERE,
IN YOUR LAP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TIGHTEN YOUR SEAT BELT
AS TIGHT AS IT WILL GO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}FEET APART,
FLAT ON THE FLOOR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CLASP YOUR HANDS.
PLACE THEM BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BEND OVER PLACING
YOUR HEAD IN THE PILLOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HOLD THIS POSITION
UNTIL THE PLANE COMES
TO A COMPLETE STOP.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND?
{\a1\pos(204,432)}I DON'T THINK I KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
SURE, YOU DO. IT'S EASY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU DON'T KNOW SALAMI.
HE'S PRETTY DUMB.
I AM NOT!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.
CLASP YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
I'M STUPID.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AH, I BET YOU'RE NOT.
NOW, BEND OVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, I DON'T PAY
ATTENTION IN SCHOOL, EITHER.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I THINK IT'S A HABIT
OR SOMETHIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'RE DOING FINE.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}I'M NOT SO DUMB.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DON'T THINK I KNOW
HOW TO DO IT EITHER.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Thorpe ]
LIKE THIS?
THAT'S IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- THAT'S OKAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- DID YOU SEE THAT, MAN?
- [ Silent ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, GOMEZ, LISTEN.
WHY DON'T YOU
CUT THAT STUFF OUT, MAN?
{\a1\pos(183,432)}IT'S NOT GONNA
HELP US NOW, ANYWAY.
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LISTEN. WHEN I WAS LITTLE
I USED TO BELIEVE IN GOD
AND SANTA CLAUS.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW I ONLY BELIEVE IN SANTA.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN, IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN GOD, HOW DO YOU
EXPECT HIM TO HELP YOU?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU BELIEVE
IN ALL THAT BIBLE STUFF?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOSES PARTING THE RED SEA,
THE MASSES BEING FED
BY JUST ONE FISH,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}AND, UH, ADAM AND EVE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT AIN'T TRUE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LISTEN. THE BIBLE SAID
GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS
AND THE EARTH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW. IF HE DID THAT,
YOU DON'T THINK HE COULD
STOP A PLANE FROM CRASHING?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE BIG BANG THEORY?
WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S HOW SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
THE UNIVERSE GOT STARTED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU SEE, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO,
THERE WAS THIS BIG EXPLOSION,
RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND OUT OF THIS EXPLOSION,
THE PLANETS WERE FORMED.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}WELL, WHAT CAUSED
THE EXPLOSION?
THEY DON'T KNOW YET.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAYBE IT WAS GOD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}HEY, COOL,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}IF YOU HAD
A CHOICE OF DYIN',
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT KIND OF
QUESTION IS THAT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NO, SERIOUSLY, MAN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, I HEAR DROWNIN'
IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'CAUSE IT MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE STONED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I HEARD IF YOU
JUMPED OFF A BUILDIN' LIKE
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU'D BE UNCONSCIOUS
BEFORE YOU EVER HIT THE GROUND.
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(180,432)}I KNOW ONE WAY
I WOULDN'T WANNA GO.
WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(288,432)}ELECTRIC CHAIR.
YEAH, THAT THING
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, I JUST THOUGHT
OF ANOTHER GOOD ONE. POISON.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}NO, SERIOUSLY, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I HEAR THEY GOT SOME STUFF
THAT'LL PUT YOU AWAY
WITHOUT YOU FEELIN' A THING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YOU MEAN LIKE THEY DO
WITH HORSES?
- YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, MAYBE.
BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY I WANNA GO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
- OF OLD AGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS
WILL BE MY FINAL REPORT...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BEFORE MAKING OUR DESCENT INTO
L.A.X., WHICH SHOULD BE IN
APPROXIMATELY THREE MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EVERYTHING ONBOARD THE AIRCRAFT
AND ON THE GROUND IS GO...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D LIKE TO EMPHASIZE THAT
WE'RE ANTICIPATING NO PROBLEMS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT I'D LIKE TO STRESS THE
IMPORTANCE, FOR YOUR SAFETY AND
THAT OF YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OF FOLLOWING ALL EMERGENCY
LANDING PROCEDURES...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND ANY DIRECTIONS GIVEN TO YOU
BY OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE NOW MAKING
OUR APPROACH INTO L.A.X.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE NEXT TIME YOU
HEAR MY VOICE WILL BE
30 SECONDS BEFORE LANDING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THAT TIME, I'D LIKE YOU
TO ASSUME THE BRACE POSITION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND HOLD IT UNTIL THE PLANE
COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AGAIN, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S ALL PRECAUTIONARY.
YOU DON'T EVEN GOTTA WORRY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sniffling ]
THANK YOU. OKAY.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S THE RUNWAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}FINALLY. I JUST WANNA
GET THIS THING OVER WITH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I HOPE THE STOP
THIS PLANE'S COMIN' TO
AIN'T TOO SUDDEN.
{\a1\pos(414,404)}GOOD LUCK.
YEAH, YOU TOO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Mouthing Words ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE TAKE THE BRACE POSITION.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}DO I FACE LEFT OR RIGHT?
IT AIN'T GONNA
MAKE NO DIFFERENCE!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Tires Screech Lightly ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YEAH!
{\a1\pos(180,404)}[ Cheering ]
[ Cabin Clapping ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
HAVE INFORMED ME THAT
EVERYONE IS SAFE AND SOUND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE MORE, I'D LIKE TO
TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD DAY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Woman ]
GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, NOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}GOOD-BYE. THANK YOU
FOR FLYING WITH US.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
BYE.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}GOOD-BY--
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BYE.
LATER, MUCH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Chuckles ]
GOOD-BYE.
THANK YOU. GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}OH, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKIN'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AFTER ALL WE BEEN THROUGH,
WE OUGHTA GET TOGETHER.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, SOFT LIGHTS,
LOW MUSIC, A LITTLE WINE,
TALK OVER THE OLD TIMES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SO WHY DON'T YOU,
UH, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
AND I'LL STOP BY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK THAT WOULD BE
VERY NICE. MY HUSBAND
WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}GOOD-BYE.
BYE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WOULD YOU THANK
THE CAPTAIN...
FOR ALL OF US?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I SURE WILL.
GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Hayward ]
WE ALL GOTTA WAIT AROUND HERE...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST 'CAUSE GOLDSTEIN BROUGHT
A SUITCASE FULL OF MATZO BALLS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I WILL SAY ONE THING
THOUGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D RATHER BE STANDIN' HERE
THAN UP THERE IN THAT AIRPLANE.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, DO YOU THINK WE COULD
MISS A COUPLE OF DAYS
OF SCHOOL BECAUSE OF THIS?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. WE COULD SAY WE WERE
STILL IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK THE ONLY THING
WE'RE GONNA END UP MISSIN'
IS THAT TOURNAMENT GAME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN, WE WOULD HAVE
BLOWN THEM DUDES AWAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YEAH, BY THE SECOND QUARTER.
- AND INSTEAD, WE GET A FORFEIT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FORFEIT? WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A FORFEIT? THE GAME
DOESN'T START TILL 7:00.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}THERE'S ANOTHER PLANE LEAVIN'
IN 20 MINUTES.
SAY WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Chuckling ]
[ Hayward ]
OH, MAN.
UP IN SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OUR PLANE'S SUPPOSED TO
TAKE OFF IN 10 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I CAN'T FIND MY PLAYERS.
COULD YOU PAGE 'EM?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- STUPID OLD MAN!
YOU WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'!
- NEVER MIND.
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Beeping ]
STEP OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THEY DONE GOT
MY BOY HAYWARD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU MEAN, IF WE GET SICK,
WE GOTTA DO IT IN THIS?
YOU GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA GIVE
COOLIDGE? A SHOPPING BAG?
{\a1\pos(12,404)}[ Wheels Whirring ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA, MADRE DE DIOS,
RUEGA POR NOSOTROS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD. GOOD. DRIBBLE LEFT.
{\a1\pos(264,152)}HANDS UP! STAY LOW.
{\a1\pos(96,152)}PALMS UP. PALMS UP.
PALMS UP. STAY REAL LOW.
{\a1\pos(180,152)}COME ON, FOLKS.
COME ON. DO IT AGAIN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Blows Whistle ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Goldstein ]
HEY, IS IT POSSIBLE TO
HAVE A HEART ATTACK AT 16?
{\a1\pos(12,124)}[ Hayward ]
I AIN'T NEVER
HEARD OF IT, MAN. WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,124)}[ Goldstein ]
I THINK I'M ABOUT TO
MAKE MEDICAL HISTORY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY, YOU GUYS.
TAKE A BREATHER.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}[ Coolidge ]
I'M TRYIN'. I'M TRYIN'.
[ Coughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE TIRED,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF
CHANCE TO REST ON THE PLANE.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}ON THE WHAT?
[ Reeves ]
ON THE PLANE!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU GUYS DON'T THINK
I'D BE WORKING YOU
HARDER THAN USUAL FOR NOTHIN'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, WHERE WE GOIN', COACH?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S A TOURNAMENT
UP IN SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOURNAMENT DIRECTOR CALLED ME.
TOLD ME ONE OF THE TEAMS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HAD TO DROP OUT
AT THE LAST MINUTE,
AND COULD WE FILL IN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FILL IN?
WE'LL FILL IT UP, BRO!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YES, BUT THIS IS A TOUGH
TOURNAMENT. BUT IT'LL BE
GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR YOU,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ON TOP OF WHICH, THEY'RE
GONNA PAY FOR THE TICKETS.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Reese ]
WHAT ABOUT SCHOOL?
YOU'RE GETTIN' A DAY OFF.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}[ Cheering ]
[ Reeves ]
JACKSON?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- JACKSON.
- ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}START HANDIN' THESE OUT,
WILL YOU?
{\a1\pos(201,432)}[ Salami ]
WHAT ARE THOSE, COACH?
PERMISSION SLIPS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TAKE 'EM HOME.
HAVE YOUR MOTHERS SIGN 'EM.
BRING 'EM BACK TOMORROW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, MAN, I DON'T NEED
NOBODY'S PERMISSION
TO DO NOTHIN'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}ANYBODY SHOWS UP
WITHOUT A SIGNED
PERMISSION SLIP, STAYS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- HEY, COACH?
- YEAH, GOLDSTEIN?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I CAN'T GET MY MOTHER
TO SIGN.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Reeves ]
WHY NOT?
I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, HAVE YOUR FATHER SIGN IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}UH, I DON'T HAVE
A FATHER EITHER, COACH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WELL, GOLDSTEIN,
WHAT DO{\r} YOU HAVE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I GOT A GRANDMOTHER, AND
A COUPLE AUNTS AND UNCLES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY. HAVE ONE OF THEM
SIGN IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST FOR MY INFORMATION,
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS
BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ANYBODY HERE AFRAID TO FLY?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ All Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OKAY, PLANE LEAVES
9:00 TOMORROW MORNING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO WE MEET
IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING,
RIGHT HERE, 8:00, SHARP.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Tires Squeal ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}NO, I'LL TAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.
WAIT HERE WHILE I FIND
A PLACE TO PARK THIS THING.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND, UH, TRY NOT TO GET
IN ANY TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Jackson ]
HEY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
HEY, HAYWARD, THROW ME THAT BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COULD YOU GIVE ME
SOME HELP WITH MY STUFF?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, GOLDSTEIN, WHAT DID YOU
BRING ALL THIS STUFF FOR?
WE'RE ONLY STAYING OVERNIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
MY GRANDMOTHER PACKS FOR ME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}GOLDSTEIN,
WHAT DO YOU GOT IN HERE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OH, I GOT SOME ROAST BEEF
SANDWICHES, SOME BLINTZES,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}A JAR OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
WITH MATZO BALLS.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YEAH, WELL, IT FEELS
LIKE CANNON BALLS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PARK IN A SAFE SPOT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Boys Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Thorpe ]
HEY, GOLDSTEIN, MAN, WHY DIDN'T
YOU LEAVE THIS STUFF HOME, MAN?
{\a1\pos(309,432)}[ Chattering ]
WE'RE ONLY GONNA
BE THERE OVERNIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WILL ALL YOU GUYS
WAIT HERE WHILE I GO CHECK IN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, GOLDSTEIN,
BRING YOUR LUGGAGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PUT IT RIGHT IN HERE.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}HELLO.
HI.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF
SEATING US ALL TOGETHER?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Exhales, Counts Quietly ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIRTEEN? MAY BE DIFFICULT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT COULD BE CATASTROPHIC
FOR YOUR AIRLINE IF YOU DON'T.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SEE, I'M A HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL COACH. I'M TAKING
MY PLAYERS TO SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK ANY ONE OF 'EM
HAS BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TRUST ME. THEY'RE
MORE THAN HIGH-SPIRITED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, SIR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE HAVE TRAINED PERSONNEL
THAT'LL HELP MAKE THEIR FLIGHT
AS ENJOYABLE AS POSSIBLE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S NOT THEM I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
IT'S THE OTHER PASSENGERS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THEY, UH, TEND TO GET--
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HOW CAN I PUT IT?
UH, OUT OF CONTROL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
I THINK WE CAN HANDLE THEM.
WHERE ARE THEY?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- THEY'RE OVER THERE.
- WHERE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OVER THERE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman on P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(432,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OKAY. THIRTEEN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S FLIGHT 165, DEPARTING
AT 9:12 FROM GATE SIX.
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS IS SOME PLACE, HUH?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. BUT YOU THINK
THE COACH IS GONNA BE MAD
THAT WE TOOK OFF?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OH, WHAT FOR?
WE'RE JUST DOIN'
A LITTLE SIGHTSEEIN'.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YES, YES.
AND AIN'T THERE
SOME SIGHTS TO SEE?
{\a1\pos(264,432)}AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
COOLIDGE?
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, MAN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHIN'. I JUST AIN'T NEVER
FLOWN ON NO PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, MY MAN, COOL.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING!
{\a1\pos(12,432)}AIN'T NOTHIN' TO IT.
YOU EVER FLOWN
ON A PLANE BEFORE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
BUT I HAVE DONE SOME FLYIN'
IN MY TIME, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU SEEN
12 KIDS AROUND HERE? NINE BLACK,
TWO WHITE, ONE CHICANO?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Thorpe ] THAT AIN'T OUR PLANE.
[ Hayward ] YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT IT'S ONE JUST LIKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Reese ]
YEAH. IT'S ANOTHER
AIRLINE THOUGH.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT BABY!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH. WONDER HOW MUCH
THAT THING WEIGHS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Salami ] I DON'T THINK
IT'LL EVER GET OFF THE GROUND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, UH, COOL, IF YOU'RE
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
ABOUT THIS THING, MAN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU CAN SIT NEXT TO ME
IF YOU WANT TO.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT'LL THAT DO FOR ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN THAT BIG APE-HEAD MAC
CAME UP AND THREATENED MY LIFE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND STOOD
BESIDE HIM AND STARTED SMILIN'?
{\a1\pos(57,432)}YEAH.
HEY, MAN, WHEN YOU CAME UP
BESIDE HIM AND STARTED SMILIN',
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MY KNEES STOPPED SHAKIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST SAY, LIKE, UM,
I'M RETURNING THE FAVOR, BRO.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I APPRECIATE THAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, THINK
NOTHIN' OF IT, BRO.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}HEY, YOU WANT TO
SIT TOGETHER?
WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT--
IF YOU START THINKIN', YOU'RE
GONNA START GETTIN' HEADACHES.
{\a1\pos(141,432)}HEY, SALAMI,
YOU WANNA SIT TOGETHER?
UH, I'M SITTIN' WITH REESE.
{\a1\pos(348,432)}GO GO, YOU WANNA
SIT TOGETHER?
NO WAY!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT IS THIS?
A CONSPIRACY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}LISTEN, WE'LL
SIT TOGETHER, OKAY?
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA
CHOOSE STRAWS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TO SEE WHO SITS TOGETHER AND
WHO GETS STUCK WITH THE COACH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THESE PLANES, THEY ARE SO BIG,
THEY GOT WHAT YOU CALL, UH, UM--
{\a1\pos(264,404)}WHAT IS THAT?
PROMENADE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH, PROMENADE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT MEANS YOU CAN WALK AROUND,
STROLL AROUND, STRETCH YOUR LEGS
AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU KNOW, THAT'S GOOD.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S
ONE THING I CAN'T STAND,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S TO BE PACKED IN SOMETHIN'
LIKE A SARDINE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, THEN, MY MAN,
YOU CAN PUT YOUR MIND
AT REST.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, WE BETTER BE GETTIN' BACK,
MAN. REEVES'LL BE HAVIN'
A HEART ATTACK BY NOW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman On P.A., Indistinct ]
{\a1\pos(267,432)}MOVE OVER, MAN.
COME ON.
LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}INSTRUCTIONS: PUSH BUTTON
INDICATING DESIRED
VALUE OF POLICY.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}INDICATE NAME
OF BENEFICIARY.
WHAT IS THIS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT A SECOND.
I THINK I GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS IS INSURANCE
IN CASE THE PLANE CRASHES
AND WE GET KILLED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THEY'VE ALSO GOT
INSURANCE FOR-- LET'S SEE.
UM, INTERNAL INJURIES,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOSS OF AN ARM, LOSS OF A LEG,
LOSS OF AN ARM AND A LEG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, JACKSON, YOU GOT
SOMETHIN' AGAINST BEIN' BLACK?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}NO, MAN. WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}'CAUSE YOU TURNIN' WHITE.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
HOW MUCH IS IT?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- ONE DOLLAR.
- A DOLLAR?
HOW CAN WE BEAT THAT?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, LOOK.
YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO
CHIP IN AND GET SOME?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}AT THESE PRICES?
[ Thorpe ]
REALLY.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HERE YOU GO. UH,
WHAT SHOULD WE GET?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Everyone Talking At Once ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WAIT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
HOLD IT. HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LET'S DO THIS THING
LOGICALLY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}NOW, WHAT IS THE MOST
THAT WE CAN COLLECT?
{\a1\pos(246,404)}$30,000 FOR--
WELL, LET'S TAKE THAT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- OKAY.
- WHAT'S THIS HERE, MAN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT A MINUTE. HERE.
THIS IS IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, BUT WHOSE NAME
DO WE PUT ON IT?
{\a1\pos(96,404)}WHAT ABOUT THE COACH?
[ Boys Agree ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}PUT REEVES
ON THAT BAD BOY!
YEAH.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}AND WHO SHALL WE PUT
AS THE BENEFICIARY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT US?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man On P.A. ]
PACE AIRLINE, FLIGHT 165
NOW BOARDING AT GATE SIX.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY. HEY, THAT MUST
BE OUR FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(348,432)}UH, EXCUSE ME.
OH, MR. REEVES,
ANY PROBLEMS?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, SORT OF.
OUR PLANE'S SUPPOSED TO
TAKE OFF IN 10 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I CAN'T FIND MY PLAYERS.
COULD YOU PAGE 'EM FOR ME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, CERTAINLY.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LOOK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
PAGE THE CARVER HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL TEAM.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}RIGHT.
[ Man ] WHY DON'T YOU
WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}STUPID OLD MAN!
YOU WATCH WHERE YOU GOIN'!
{\a1\pos(453,404)}[ Arguing ]
NEVER MIND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UM, I, UH THINK WE'LL BE ABLE
TO SEAT YOU ALL TOGETHER.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}COULD I HAVE YOUR
BOARDING PASSES, PLEASE?
OH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(453,404)}[ Arguing ]
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(99,432)}YOU MUST BE CRAZY!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE?
{\a1\pos(264,404)}[ Shouting ]
YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}DUMB GUYS WON'T WATCH
WHERE THEY'RE GOIN'.
WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST WALKIN' AROUND.
HEY, WE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}WHAT IS IT?
AN INSURANCE POLICY
IN CASE WE CRASH.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YEAH, WE PUT IT
IN YOUR NAME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WE FIGURED IF YOU DIED,
YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T
FOR NOTHIN',
{\a1\pos(264,460)}'CAUSE WE'D COME
IN TO 30 BIG ONES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YEAH, THERE'S JUST ONE HITCH.
- WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF I DIE, YOU DIE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
- DOES THAT MEAN
WE DON'T GET THE MONEY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COME ON. HURRY UP, YOU GUYS!
KEEP UP. LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.
COME ON. HURRY UP! COME ON!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PUT YOUR BAGS DOWN HERE
SO THEY CAN X-RAY THEM.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA
DO THAT FOR?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S THE RULES, SALAMI.
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
STEP OVER THERE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I FEEL LIKE
I JUST GOT BUSTED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AW, MAN, BE COOL. THEY JUST
DO THIS JUST TO MAKE SURE
NOBODY'S CARRYIN' A HEATER,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SO THE PLANE
DON'T BE HIJACKED.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}HOW CAN THEY HIJACK A PLANE
WITH A HEATER?
A HEATER'S A GUN, STUPID.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DO REMEMBER READIN'
ONE TIME...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WHERE THIS GUY
WHO'D SMUGGLED A GUN
IN A PHONY CAST,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HIJACKED THE WHOLE PLANE
TO CUBA, MAN.
{\a1\pos(351,432)}[ Jackson ]
YEAH. TO CUBA.
[ Boys Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COME ON. COME ON.
LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.
JACKSON, GO ON THROUGH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ DO YOU KNOW THE WAY
TO SAN JOSE ♪
{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ DA BA BADA
BOP-BOP BA DA BOP BOP ♪
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Beeping ]
STEP OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THEY DONE GOT
MY BOY HAYWARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
IS THERE
A PROBLEM HERE?
{\a1\pos(432,460)}TURN AROUND.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}[ Beeping ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}EMPTY THE BACK POCKET.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}PUT THEM
OVER HERE, PLEASE.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}ALL RIGHT, GO ON THROUGH.
I CAN WALK, LADY.
{\a1\pos(432,404)}[ Cheering ]
MY MAIN MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, MAN, COME ON.
GET YOUR BAG.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}COME ON, COOL. COME ON.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LET'S TAKE A HEAD COUNT.
EVERYBODY HERE?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YEAH, WE'RE HERE.
LET'S GO.
GIVE ME MY BAG, COOLIDGE.
{\a1\pos(330,432)}FORGOT YOUR
BOARDING PASSES.
OH, RIGHT. THANKS.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}CAN WE STILL MAKE THE PLANE?
OH, I HOPE SO.
COME ON.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL RIGHT. COME ON, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GO. HURRY UP. HURRY UP.
COME ON. LET'S MOVE IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}COOLIDGE, WILL YOU
COME ON? COME ON.
{\a1\pos(432,404)}THE REAR.
FOLLOW HIM.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}HELLO.
IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME,
ISN'T IT?
{\a1\pos(12,404)}IS IT COLD OUT THERE?
NO, NOT TODAY.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT THAT
UNDER YOUR SEAT, ALL RIGHT?
JUST FOLLOW HIM.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL THE WAY
UNDER YOUR SEAT, PLEASE.
WELCOME ABOARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}THAT'S WAY IN THE REAR
ON YOUR RIGHT.
IS IT NEAR THE BATHROOM?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}WELL, THAT'S
A FEW ROWS BEYOND.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HI. UH-OH.
LET'S SEE. OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL THE WAY
UNDER YOUR SEAT.
{\a1\pos(162,432)}PROMENADES.
HEY, MAN, IT'S A DIFFERENT
MODEL. WHAT CAN I SAY?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}I AIN'T HAPPY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, YES.
THAT'S DOWN--
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING. UH, THIS IS
THE BUS TO SAN DIEGO?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chuckles ]
YES, IT IS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LISTEN, UH-- WHY DON'T YOU
STOP BY ON YOUR COFFEE BREAK?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF I'M NOT TOO BUSY.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}SEAT TO THE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN, THIS IS GONNA BE
A GREAT FLIGHT!
{\a1\pos(96,432)}YOU WISH.
I KNOW IT, MAN.
I KNOW IT!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD MORNING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, YOUR SEAT IS
ALL THE WAY DOWN
ON THE RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU{\r} CAN SIT
ANYWHERE YOU LIKE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
ON A BASKETBALL TEAM?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- OF COURSE, KID.
- WHICH ONE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THE LAKERS.
I'M KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,
AND THAT'S JAMAAL WILKES.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}[ Kid Whispers ]
WHOA.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IS THAT JERRY WEST?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- IN THE FLESH.
- HEY, JAB.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE WE'RE IN THE AIR,
YOU CAN SIGN ALL
THE AUTOGRAPHS YOU WANT.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}FOR NOW,
WILL YOU JUST MOVE IT?
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(180,404)}HI.
HI, JERRY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}WHAT'S THIS FOR?
READ WHAT'S ON
THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU MEAN, IF WE GET SICK,
WE GOTTA DO IT IN THIS?
YOU GOT IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA GIVE
COOLIDGE? A SHOPPING BAG?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD MORNING. WELCOME ABOARD
FLIGHT 165 TO SAN JOSE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE WILL BE DEPARTING
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHILE ABOARD THE AIRCRAFT,
PLEASE OBSERVE THE FASTEN
SEAT BELT AND NO SMOKING SIGNS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MY NAME IS BONNIE.
NANCY AND I WILL BE
SERVING YOU IN FIRST CLASS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SHELLY WILL BE SERVING YOU
IN COACH. WE WILL BE YOUR
ATTENDANTS FOR THIS FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}BECAUSE WE CONSIDER--
WELL, YOU GOT HER NAME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS WAIT FOR HER TO
ANNOUNCE HER PHONE NUMBER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ACQUAINT YOU WITH
THE SAFETY FEATURES
OF THIS 727 AIRCRAFT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, I FEEL LIKE
I'M BACK IN SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE HAVE A CARD
THAT POINTS OUT
THE EMERGENCY EXITS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AS WELL AS SOME OF
THE EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE DO SUGGEST YOU TAKE
A FEW MOMENTS TO READ THE CARD.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
GIVE US A QUIZ?
[ Mouths Words ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}F.A.A. REGULATIONS REQUIRE
THAT WE DEMONSTRATE
THE USE OF THE OXYGEN MASKS...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT ARE LOCATED
DIRECTLY ABOVE EACH SEAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SHOULD THE CABIN PRESSURE
CHANGE SUDDENLY,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE MASKS WILL AUTOMATICALLY
DROP IN FRONT OF YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SIMPLY TAKE THE MASK,
PULL DOWN ON IT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLACE IT OVER YOUR NOSE
AND MOUTH AND CONTINUE
TO BREATHE NORMALLY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}UH, YEAH. YOU SAID THAT
THE, UH, MASK WOULD FALL
WHEN THE PRESSURE CHANGED,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN WHY
THE PRESSURE WAS GONNA CHANGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU DIG WHERE I'M COMIN' FROM?
LIKE, WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS,
IS THE THING SAFE OR NOT?
{\a1\pos(225,404)}[ Boys Laugh ]
THE PLANE IS VERY SAFE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT WE DO HAVE
OUR EMERGENCY PROCEDURES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}EMERGENCIES? THAT'S ALL
YOU BEEN TALKIN' ABOUT
IS EMERGENCIES.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SEEM TO ME LIKE YOU AIN'T
GOT ALL THE BUGS IRONED
OUT OF THIS THING YET.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Bonnie Resumes ]
WE'D NOW LIKE TO POINT OUT
OUR EMERGENCY EXITS--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE PRIMARY... AND THE SECONDARY
LOCATED OVER THE WINGS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO
CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SEAT CUSHIONS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHICH CAN BE USED
AS FLOTATION EQUIPMENT.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Jets Whirring ]
HEY, MAN,
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}OH, IT'S JUST
THE ENGINE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man On P.A. ]
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS,
PLEASE BE SEATED FOR TAKEOFF.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Murmurs ]
RIGHT, OKAY.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}YOU FEEL THOSE "G" RAYS?
YEAH. MAN, IT FEELS LIKE
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MOON!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, COACH, ME AND REESE WANT
YOU TO BE THE FIRST TO KNOW!
WE'RE GONNA BE ASTRONAUTS!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF YOU DON'T
STOP SCREAMING, I'M GONNA
SEND YOU TO THE MOON MYSELF.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA,
MADRE DE DIOS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RUEGA POR NOSOTROS
AHORA Y EN LA HORA
DE NUESTRA MUERTE. AMEN.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}HEY, COOL.
DIG IT, MAN. CLOUDS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT LEAST IF I DIE,
I AIN'T GOT FAR TO GO
TO GET TO HEAVEN.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YOU, IN HEAVEN?
[ Laughs ]
FAT CHANCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF
THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU ARE FREE
TO WALK AROUND THE CABIN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOWEVER, IF YOU REMAIN
IN YOUR SEAT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU KEEP
YOUR SEAT BELT
LOOSELY FASTENED...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IN THE EVENT WE SHOULD
ENCOUNTER TURBULENCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,404)}WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?
OH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OH, YEAH. YEAH.
LET ME HAVE A DOUBLE MARTINI.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I'LL HAVE A DOUBLE SCOTCH
WITH A SIDE ORDER OF GINGER ALE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SORRY, BOYS.
NO MINORS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S NO DRINKIN' AGE
IN INTERNATIONAL TERRITORY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES--
CALIFORNIA, TO BE EXACT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I BEG TO DIFFER.
THERE'S A TWO-MILE LIMIT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE YOU PASS THAT DISTANCE
YOU ARE IN INTERNATIONAL WATER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE NOT ON THE SEA.
WE'RE IN THE AIR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}20,000 FEET, TO BE EXACT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THAT'S MORE
THAN TWO MILES UP.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GO A LITTLE EASY
ON THE VERMOUTH, WILL YOU?
[ Giggles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SORRY, BUT THE AIR SPACE
OVER THE U.S. IS GOVERNED
BY U.S. FEDERAL LAW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CLARENCE BROWN,
DATE OF BIRTH 9/4/35.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WHICH MAKES YOU
44 YEARS OLD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, I CAN'T HELP IT.
I LOOK YOUNG FOR MY AGE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW ABOUT A COUPLE
OF SOFT DRINKS?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN, YOU KNOW HOW TO
BRING 'EM TO THEIR KNEES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DREW THE SHORT MATCH.
[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, SOME DAYS
NOTHIN' GOES RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}SO-- LISTEN.
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHING'S BLACK AND WHITE.
THERE'S NO EASY ANSWER
TO A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA
STICK AROUND?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU LIKE COACHING?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I LOVE IT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU, MY MAN, IS
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
{\a1\pos(288,404)}[ Clunks ]
[ Stifles Laughter ]
{\a1\pos(264,404)}I'LL WAIT.
[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IN A FEW MINUTES...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE WILL BEGIN OUR DESCENT
INTO SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETURN
TO YOUR SEATS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AS WE WILL BE TURNING ON
THE SEAT BELT SIGN PRETTY QUICK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS WAS FUN, MAN. BUT, UH,
I'M GLAD IT'S ALMOST OVER.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}YOU EVER BEEN TO
SAN JOSE AIRPORT?
ONCE.
{\a1\pos(267,432)}WHAT FOR?
WE WERE COMIN' IN
TO PLAY GOLDEN STATE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THIS WAS THE ONLY AIRPORT
WASN'T FOGGED IN.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}[ Metal Clunking ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- [ Passengers Chattering ]
- IT'S O--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SANTA MARÍA, MADRE DE DIOS,
RUEGA POR NOSOTROS AHORA
Y EN LA HORA--
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, WILL YOU
CUT THAT STUFF OUT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS PLANE. THIS STUFF
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}YOU SURE?
YES, I'M SURE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Exhales ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Bell Dings ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE
WILL BE A SLIGHT DELAY BEFORE
WE LAND AT SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLEASE OBSERVE THE FASTEN
SEAT BELT AND NO SMOKING SIGNS.
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(348,432)}I WONDER WHAT
THE TROUBLE IS.
WHO KNOWS?
{\a1\pos(183,432)}OUGHTA BE A LAW.
THERE IS.
IT'S CALLED MURPHY'S LAW.
{\a1\pos(141,432)}WHAT'S THAT?
ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG,
WILL GO WRONG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, WE AIN'T EVEN
GONNA GET ENOUGH TIME
TO PRACTICE, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Boys Complaining ]
I THINK WE'VE CIRCLED
THIS PLACE A HUNDRED TIMES.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}NOW, I KNOW
THAT'S A LIE.
WHY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}'CAUSE YOU CAN'T
COUNT THAT HIGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SAY, HOW YOU DOIN'
IN SCHOOL?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOOK. THIS IS NONE OF
MY BUSINESS, BUT I'M CURIOUS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MISS BUCHANAN SAYS YOU'VE
GOT ONE OF THE HIGHEST I.Q.s
IN THE SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT DOIN' BETTER?
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}IT AIN'T NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
{\a1\pos(348,432)}WHAT HIGH SCHOOL
DO YOU GO TO?
CARVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}UH, WE'RE COMIN' UP HERE
FOR A BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT.
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Clicks Tongue ]
WELL, YOU STILL
DON'T TRUST ME, DO YOU?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]
I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' HERE.
{\a1\pos(264,432)}YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THIS, I KNOW.
[ Laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THIS IS SO BAD?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}DON'T NOBODY
WANNA BE AT CARVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT ABOUT WILLIS AND BUCHANAN?
NOBODY'S FORCING THEM
TO STAY AT CARVER.
{\a1\pos(348,404)}IT'S THEIR JOB.
SO THIS IS MINE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAYBE SO, BUT
YOU USED TO BE
IN THE BIG MONEY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU WAS A HIGH ROLLER, MAN.
YOU DON'T NEED THIS JOB.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
LOOK. I DID ALL RIGHT
FOR A WHILE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT NOTHIN' LASTS FOREVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BESIDES, THAT'S ALL
IN THE PAST NOW.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ANYWAY, I LIKE COACHING.
{\a1\pos(264,404)}TELL ME SOMETHIN'.
HMM?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IF THEY CAME TO YOU AND
OFFERED YOU A COACHING JOB
AT UCLA OR SOMEWHERE,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WOULD YOU TAKE IT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
THEY DID?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'D PROBABLY TAKE IT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHY DO YOU ASK?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I JUST WANTED TO SEE
WHAT YOU'D SAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I FIGURED IF YOU SAID YOU'D
STAY AT CARVER THEN YOU'D
EITHER BE CRAZY... OR LYIN'.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}EXCUSE ME.
YEAH?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WAS TALKING TO YOUR PLAYERS
BACK THERE AND THEY TOLD ME
WHO YOU WERE AND, UH,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I WONDER IF I COULD
HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Sighs ]
I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'D BE EMBARRASSED.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I DON'T PLAY
PRO BALL ANYMORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S REALLY NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR MY KID.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}[ Sighs ]
WELL, WHAT'S
YOUR KID'S NAME?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CHRIS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T FOLLOW BASKETBALL
MYSELF, BUT I KNOW YOU.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
THIS SAYS KENNY REEVES.
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HE TOLD ME YOU WERE
BOB COUSY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ High-pitched Laughter ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Man ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THIS DELAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL
A LITTLE CURIOUS AS TO
WHAT IS TAKING PLACE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO I'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
WITHOUT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'RE EXPERIENCING A PROBLEM
WITH THE AIRCRAFT'S
HYDRAULIC SYSTEM,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHICH CONTROLS THE RAISING AND
LOWERING OF THE LANDING GEAR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S NO NEED FOR CONCERN,
BUT AS AN EXTRA MEASURE
OF PRECAUTION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'VE DECIDED TO RETURN
TO LOS ANGELES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
AT L.A.X. IS NOW 12:32.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AGAIN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND WE'RE SORRY
FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ All Groaning, Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Bell Dings ]
THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF
THE SEAT BELT SIGNS AGAIN,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}SO ANYONE WHO HAS TO
USE THE LAVATORIES
MAY DO SO AT THIS TIME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Flight Attendants Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(204,404)}UH, EXCUSE ME.
OH. MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}YOU SEEM A LITTLE JUMPY.
OH, WELL, YOU TOOK ME
BY SURPRISE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'M SORRY.
I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT
EXACTLY WHAT'S--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
THAT WE KNOW. WOULD YOU
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SE--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NO, WHAT I KNOW IS YOU'RE TWO
MINUTES OUT OF SAN JOSE AIRPORT.
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO L.A.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IF THERE'S ANY DANGER HERE,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR 12 KIDS WHO'VE NEVER
BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN WILL
MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOW, IF YOU'LL PLEASE
JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY
I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'RE STILL
EXPERIENCING A MALFUNCTION
IN OUR HYDRAULIC SYSTEM.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT WE DO
IN THIS SITUATION IS LOWER
THE LANDING GEAR MANUALLY...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THEN CHECK VISUALLY
THAT IT'S IN PLACE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AN OPERATION YOUR COPILOT
WILL BE UNDERTAKING
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FOR YOUR SAFETY,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'VE ASKED OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
TO INSTRUCT YOU IN
EMERGENCY LANDING PROCEDURES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D LIKE TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS
IS PURELY PRECAUTIONARY...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND IN ACCORDANCE
WITH F.A.A. REGULATIONS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE IS NO DANGER AND
NO NEED TO WORRY. THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE
TAKE YOUR SEAT?
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}HEY, COACH! LOOK WHAT
YOU GOT US INTO. WE COULD
ALL BE MAIMED FOR LIFE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH. WELL, LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY. IF YOU WEREN'T HERE,
YOU'D BE BACK IN SCHOOL.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN'S GOT A POINT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Boys Chattering ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}GO GO. GO GO.
FELLAS, CAN I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}LISTEN, GUYS! I WANNA
TALK TO YOU FOR JUST--
HEY! HEY!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Reeves ]
HEY! COME ON YOU GUYS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY! CAN'T YOU SEE
THE LADY'S TRYIN' TO SPEAK?
NOW, HOLD IT DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR
A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}YOU GOT IT
RIGHT HERE, MAMA.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MORRIS THORPE
AT YOUR SERVICE, MA'AM.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU'RE HIRED.
NOW, HOLD ON TO THIS AND
WAIT ONE MINUTE, OKAY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE FIRST THING
I WANT YOU TO DO...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IS REMOVE YOUR SHOES
AND HOLD THEM IN YOUR LAP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WAIT FOR THIS GENTLEMAN
TO PASS ALONG--
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THAT
AIN'T NO GENTLEMAN!
THAT'S THORPE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THORPE. THAT'S
THE IMPORTANT MISSION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEY'RE MAKIN' YOU
TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHEN THIS GENTLEMAN PASSES BY,
PLACE YOUR SHOES IN THE BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'LL GET THEM BACK
AFTER WE'VE LANDED SAFELY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT DO THEY WANT
WITH MY SHOES?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEY FIGURE THE STINK FROM
YOUR SOCKS WILL RISE TO THE ROOF
AND KEEP THIS PLANE UP.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}OKAY, NOW START OVER
ON THIS SIDE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOW, EVERYONE,
PUT YOUR SHOES IN YOUR LAP
AND DO WHAT SHE TOLD YOU.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, THORPE.
WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE REQUIRE ALL PASSENGERS
TO REMOVE THEIR SHOES TO PREVENT
TEARING OF THE EMERGENCY SLIDE.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}WE?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IT SCARES ME TO DEATH,
HAVING TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.
{\a1\pos(348,404)}SH-SHELLY?
CAN I HELP YOU?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH. I WAS JUST WONDERING.
DO YOU NEED ANY MORE VOLUNTEERS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO HELP?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. I FIGURE IF THORPE
CAN DO IT, ANY IDIOT COULD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Laughs ]
OKAY. COME WITH ME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HOLD THESE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
COOPERATION WITH YOUR SHOES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THIS TIME I'D LIKE YOU
TO REMOVE ALL SHARP OBJECTS
FROM YOUR POCKETS...
{\a1\pos(264,460)}AND ALL JEWELRY
THAT YOU'RE WEARING.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THIS GENTLEMAN WILL
GIVE YOU ONE OF THESE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}PLEASE PUT IN ALL YOUR JEWELRY,
PENS, PENCILS, ET CETERA
IN THE SMALL BROWN BAG.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MARK YOUR NAME ON IT
AND DEPOSIT IT IN THIS
LARGE BAG WHEN THE GENTLEMAN--
{\a1\pos(264,404)}WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
GOMEZ, RICKY.
{\a1\pos(180,404)}WHEN MR. RICKY RETURNS.
[ Boys Laugh ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MR. RICKY?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Laughing Fades ]
ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU START
WITH THIS AISLE, THIS ONE--
{\a1\pos(12,432)}I KNOW. I KNOW
I KNOW. I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CAN YOU IMAGINE
TRUSTING GOMEZ WITH
A BAG FULL OF JEWELRY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, IT'S LIKE PUTTIN'
A FAT LADY IN CHARGE
OF A BOX OF CHOCOLATE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Reeves ]
THANK YOU, MR. RICKY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOW ABOUT DONATING
YOUR SERVICES?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LET'S GO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. YOU'LL HAVE TO
TRADE SEATS WITH THESE GENTLEMEN
FOR THE REST OF THE FLIGHT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE NEED TWO VERY STRONG MEN
SITTING BY THE EMERGENCY EXIT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SEATS 11 "D" AND "E".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SEE YA, KAREEM!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IF AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION
SHOULD BECOME NECESSARY,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU TWO WILL BE
THE FIRST OUT OF THE PLANE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW, WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO
IS STAY ON THE WING...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND ASSIST THE PEOPLE
AS THEY COME OUT THE EXIT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}YOU GOT IT?
{\a1\pos(432,404)}THANKS.
SURE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, I'M GONNA LOOK
DOWN THIS HATCH...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND HOPE I FIND TWO GREEN
FLAGS LINE UP PERFECTLY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}IF THEY'RE NOT
LINED UP PERFECTLY,
OR THERE'S A RED FLAG--
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I GOTCHA.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}THEY'RE GREEN, AND
THEY'RE LINED UP PERFECTLY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Sighs ]
THAT'S GOOD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THAT'S GOOD IF THE GEAR
DOESN'T COLLAPSE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}UM, WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME SOMETHING?
WHAT IS IT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH
THE LANDING GEAR, BUT THERE'S
ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
{\a1\pos(267,432)}WHAT'S THAT?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRY
AND LAND AT SAN JOSE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}THEY DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH HOSPITAL SPACE.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Breathing Heavily ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, JACKSON,
YOU ALL RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LOOK. I WISH YOU'D QUIT
ASKIN' ME IF I'M ALL RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(432,460)}I'M SCARED.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I KNOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW?
- I CAN SEE IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WELL, HOW COME
YOU AIN'T SCARED?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'CAUSE I DON'T HOLD IT IN
LIKE YOU DO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T GO AROUND
PUTTIN' ON NO ACT, LIKE
I'M MR. COOL ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'RE ALWAYS WALKIN' AROUND
LIKE YOU'RE SOME BAD DUDE,
INSTEAD OF JUST BEING YOURSELF.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH? REMEMBER THE TIME
YOU PUNCHED OUT CRAZY WILLIE,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND HIS BROTHER CAME
LOOKIN' FOR YOU WITH A GUN?
{\a1\pos(432,460)}YEAH, YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP
TO SCHOOL FOR A WEEK
BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE SICK?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- MAN, EVERYBODY KNEW
YOU WEREN'T SICK.
- I WAS TOO{\r} SICK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH? WELL, YOU GOT BETTER
PRETTY QUICK WHEN HAYWARD
SMOOTHED THINGS OVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LOOK, MAN. WHAT I'M TRYIN'
TO TELL YOU IS--
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONE, IT'S OKAY TO GET SCARED,
'CAUSE EVERYBODY GETS SCARED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND TWO, YOU AIN'T FOOLIN'
NOBODY BUT YOURSELF.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HOW COME YOU AIN'T
SCARED OF DYIN'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WELL, I DO.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}WHEN I WAS A KID,
I USED TO LIE IN BED...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND TRY TO IMAGINE
WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO DIE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D CLOSE MY EYES REAL TIGHT AND
JUST FEEL MYSELF SLIPPIN' AWAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND THEN, SOMETIMES I WOULD
IMAGINE THAT I'M REALLY DEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND I'D PICTURE ALL
THE GUYS IN THE GYM.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND YOU OR THORPE COME IN
AND TELL EVERYBODY I'M DEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND I IMAGINE
WHAT EVERYBODY IS SAYIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}COACH IS HOLDIN' BACK TEARS.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL
SHOWS UP FOR MY FUNERAL.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND MISS BUCHANAN IS CRYIN' AND
SAYIN' HOW SHE WAS ALWAYS IN
LOVE WITH ME AND NEVER TOLD ME.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}AND HOW EVERYBODY
IS SAYING THEY GONNA
MISS CURTIS JACKSON.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I THINK ABOUT ALL OF THAT.
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SO EVERY TIME I FEEL BAD,
I JUST PICTURE THAT SCENE
WHERE I'M DEAD, AND...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}MAN, YOU GOT
SOME IMAGINATION.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU OUGHTA BE A WRITER.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YEAH?
{\a1\pos(432,404)}HEY, REESE.
WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}UH, I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO LAND IN LOS ANGELES.
WE ARE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WELL, IF WE ARE, THE PILOT
MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP,
'CAUSE WE'RE HEADIN' OUT TO SEA.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}SALAMI, YOU'RE RIGHT
FOR A CHANGE.
I WONDER WHAT GIVES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE'RE FLYIN'
TO HONOLULU INSTEAD.
{\a1\pos(99,432)}HEY, STEWARDESS. WHY ARE
WE HEADIN' OUT TO SEA?
THE PILOT'S DUMPING OUR FUEL.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}DUMPING THE FUEL?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA RIDE ON?
BEEF BOUILLON?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RELAX. IT'S JUST
A SAFETY MEASURE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF FUEL
TO LAND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sighs ]
THEM AND THEIR SAFETY
MEASURES ARE KILLIN' ME.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN HAS JUST INFORMED ME
THAT WE WILL BE MAKING...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}A PRECAUTIONARY LANDING
IN LOS ANGELES IN
APPROXIMATELY 15 MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION
MAY BE REQUIRED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOUR CREW IS TRAINED
TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SO PLEASE, REMAIN CALM
AND GIVE US YOUR
FULL ATTENTION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THIS TIME, I WOULD
LIKE TO INSTRUCT YOU IN
THE CORRECT BRACE POSITION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE CAPTAIN WILL ASK YOU
TO ASSUME FOR LANDING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WILL GIVE
EACH OF YOU A PILLOW.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU STAND UP?
THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TAKE THE PILLOW. PLACE IT--
PLACE IT RIGHT HERE,
IN YOUR LAP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TIGHTEN YOUR SEAT BELT
AS TIGHT AS IT WILL GO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}FEET APART,
FLAT ON THE FLOOR.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CLASP YOUR HANDS.
PLACE THEM BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BEND OVER PLACING
YOUR HEAD IN THE PILLOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HOLD THIS POSITION
UNTIL THE PLANE COMES
TO A COMPLETE STOP.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND?
{\a1\pos(204,432)}I DON'T THINK I KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
SURE, YOU DO. IT'S EASY.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU DON'T KNOW SALAMI.
HE'S PRETTY DUMB.
I AM NOT!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.
CLASP YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT.
I'M STUPID.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AH, I BET YOU'RE NOT.
NOW, BEND OVER.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S IT.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, I DON'T PAY
ATTENTION IN SCHOOL, EITHER.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}I THINK IT'S A HABIT
OR SOMETHIN'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU'RE DOING FINE.
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}I'M NOT SO DUMB.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I DON'T THINK I KNOW
HOW TO DO IT EITHER.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Thorpe ]
LIKE THIS?
THAT'S IT.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- THAT'S OKAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- DID YOU SEE THAT, MAN?
- [ Silent ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}HEY, GOMEZ, LISTEN.
WHY DON'T YOU
CUT THAT STUFF OUT, MAN?
{\a1\pos(183,432)}IT'S NOT GONNA
HELP US NOW, ANYWAY.
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LISTEN. WHEN I WAS LITTLE
I USED TO BELIEVE IN GOD
AND SANTA CLAUS.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NOW I ONLY BELIEVE IN SANTA.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN, IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN GOD, HOW DO YOU
EXPECT HIM TO HELP YOU?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU BELIEVE
IN ALL THAT BIBLE STUFF?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOSES PARTING THE RED SEA,
THE MASSES BEING FED
BY JUST ONE FISH,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}AND, UH, ADAM AND EVE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT AIN'T TRUE?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}LISTEN. THE BIBLE SAID
GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS
AND THE EARTH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I KNOW. IF HE DID THAT,
YOU DON'T THINK HE COULD
STOP A PLANE FROM CRASHING?
{\a1\pos(180,432)}HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE BIG BANG THEORY?
WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THAT'S HOW SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
THE UNIVERSE GOT STARTED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YOU SEE, A LONG, LONG TIME AGO,
THERE WAS THIS BIG EXPLOSION,
RIGHT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AND OUT OF THIS EXPLOSION,
THE PLANETS WERE FORMED.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}WELL, WHAT CAUSED
THE EXPLOSION?
THEY DON'T KNOW YET.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAYBE IT WAS GOD.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}HEY, COOL,
{\a1\pos(264,460)}IF YOU HAD
A CHOICE OF DYIN',
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT KIND OF
QUESTION IS THAT?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}NO, SERIOUSLY, MAN.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, I HEAR DROWNIN'
IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'CAUSE IT MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE STONED.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I HEARD IF YOU
JUMPED OFF A BUILDIN' LIKE
THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
{\a1\pos(12,432)}YOU'D BE UNCONSCIOUS
BEFORE YOU EVER HIT THE GROUND.
[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(180,432)}I KNOW ONE WAY
I WOULDN'T WANNA GO.
WHAT'S THAT?
{\a1\pos(288,432)}ELECTRIC CHAIR.
YEAH, THAT THING
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, I JUST THOUGHT
OF ANOTHER GOOD ONE. POISON.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}NO, SERIOUSLY, MAN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I HEAR THEY GOT SOME STUFF
THAT'LL PUT YOU AWAY
WITHOUT YOU FEELIN' A THING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YOU MEAN LIKE THEY DO
WITH HORSES?
- YEAH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}YEAH, MAYBE.
BUT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY I WANNA GO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}- YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
- OF OLD AGE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS
WILL BE MY FINAL REPORT...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BEFORE MAKING OUR DESCENT INTO
L.A.X., WHICH SHOULD BE IN
APPROXIMATELY THREE MINUTES.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}EVERYTHING ONBOARD THE AIRCRAFT
AND ON THE GROUND IS GO...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D LIKE TO EMPHASIZE THAT
WE'RE ANTICIPATING NO PROBLEMS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BUT I'D LIKE TO STRESS THE
IMPORTANCE, FOR YOUR SAFETY AND
THAT OF YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}OF FOLLOWING ALL EMERGENCY
LANDING PROCEDURES...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND ANY DIRECTIONS GIVEN TO YOU
BY OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WE ARE NOW MAKING
OUR APPROACH INTO L.A.X.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE NEXT TIME YOU
HEAR MY VOICE WILL BE
30 SECONDS BEFORE LANDING.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AT THAT TIME, I'D LIKE YOU
TO ASSUME THE BRACE POSITION...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AND HOLD IT UNTIL THE PLANE
COMES TO A COMPLETE STOP.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}AGAIN, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Woman Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S OKAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}IT'S ALL PRECAUTIONARY.
YOU DON'T EVEN GOTTA WORRY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sniffling ]
THANK YOU. OKAY.
{\a1\pos(348,460)}THANK YOU.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THERE'S THE RUNWAY.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}FINALLY. I JUST WANNA
GET THIS THING OVER WITH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN, I HOPE THE STOP
THIS PLANE'S COMIN' TO
AIN'T TOO SUDDEN.
{\a1\pos(414,404)}GOOD LUCK.
YEAH, YOU TOO.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Mouthing Words ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Captain ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE TAKE THE BRACE POSITION.
{\a1\pos(180,432)}DO I FACE LEFT OR RIGHT?
IT AIN'T GONNA
MAKE NO DIFFERENCE!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Tires Screech Lightly ]
{\a1\pos(348,460)}YEAH!
{\a1\pos(180,404)}[ Cheering ]
[ Cabin Clapping ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
HAVE INFORMED ME THAT
EVERYONE IS SAFE AND SOUND.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ONCE MORE, I'D LIKE TO
TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}GOOD DAY.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sirens Wailing ]
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Woman ]
GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, NOW.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}GOOD-BYE. THANK YOU
FOR FLYING WITH US.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
BYE.
{\a1\pos(96,432)}GOOD-BY--
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BYE.
LATER, MUCH.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Chuckles ]
GOOD-BYE.
THANK YOU. GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}OH, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKIN'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}AFTER ALL WE BEEN THROUGH,
WE OUGHTA GET TOGETHER.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YOU KNOW, SOFT LIGHTS,
LOW MUSIC, A LITTLE WINE,
TALK OVER THE OLD TIMES.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SO WHY DON'T YOU,
UH, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
AND I'LL STOP BY?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK THAT WOULD BE
VERY NICE. MY HUSBAND
WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.
{\a1\pos(96,404)}GOOD-BYE.
BYE.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}WOULD YOU THANK
THE CAPTAIN...
FOR ALL OF US?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I SURE WILL.
GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,404)}GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Hayward ]
WE ALL GOTTA WAIT AROUND HERE...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JUST 'CAUSE GOLDSTEIN BROUGHT
A SUITCASE FULL OF MATZO BALLS?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I WILL SAY ONE THING
THOUGH.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'D RATHER BE STANDIN' HERE
THAN UP THERE IN THAT AIRPLANE.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}HEY, DO YOU THINK WE COULD
MISS A COUPLE OF DAYS
OF SCHOOL BECAUSE OF THIS?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}YEAH. WE COULD SAY WE WERE
STILL IN A STATE OF SHOCK.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I THINK THE ONLY THING
WE'RE GONNA END UP MISSIN'
IS THAT TOURNAMENT GAME.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN, WE WOULD HAVE
BLOWN THEM DUDES AWAY.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}- YEAH, BY THE SECOND QUARTER.
- AND INSTEAD, WE GET A FORFEIT.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FORFEIT? WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A FORFEIT? THE GAME
DOESN'T START TILL 7:00.
{\a1\pos(12,432)}THERE'S ANOTHER PLANE LEAVIN'
IN 20 MINUTES.
SAY WHAT?
{\a1\pos(12,432)}[ Chuckling ]
[ Hayward ]
OH, MAN.