The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 4, Episode 4 - The San Francisco Beat/The Triangle of Terror - full transcript
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
aplenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Calgary, Alberta.
Home of Canada's famous rodeo
the Calgary stampede.
I'm Cowboy Cal.
And on behalf
of Canook Canine Cat
and Canary Kibble
I wanna welcome this year's
honorary grand marshal
Granny!
[audience cheering]
Goodness gracious, thank you.
I'm just brimming over
with enthusiasm
and so are my pets.
Yee-haw!
The only thing I'm up for
is rassling some grub.
Preferably a little
barbecued canary.
[slurps]
Say, that fancy roping
could be just the trick.
[thuds]
I'm all set to rope
that little varmint
a plum I reckon.
Now, the rodeo don't
'fically start
'till the cattle
stampede arrives.'
Oh! Ooh!
A-ha!
[grunts]
[Mac and Tosh yelling]
Oh, dreadful heavens.
[Mac and Tosh yelling]
What is that terrible ruckus?
I reckon the herd should
be here anytime now.
(both)
Huh?
So, that's what the noise is.
- Such a hideous racket.
- Indeed.
Stomping all about with no
regard for the tenants below.
He'll simply ruin
our tea party.
Unless..
[whispering]
- It's awfully daring.
- Nothing ventured..
- Nothing gained.
- Shall we?
(both)
Let's.
When the stampede comes
I tell ya, it's
the purtiest sight
you ever gonna see.
Thousands of rompin',
stompin'
rip-snortin' long horns.
Cowboy Cal?
You were saying..
Cowboy Cal?
Oh, my goodness
he's disappeared.
You stay here, Tweety
while Hector
and I look for Cal.
♪ Home home on the ranch ♪
♪ Where the cows
and the puddy tats pway ♪
♪ Where seldom is heard ♪
♪ The discouraging word.. ♪♪
Ooh!
Gotcha!
A-ha!
Get awong, widdle puddy,
get awong now.
[instrumental music]
[howling]
[howling]
Come on out of there,
and be eaten like a bird.
[grunting]
[growling]
Tch tch tch.
Music isn't soothing
to those savage beasts.
[rumbling]
- Oh!
- Oh my!
A thousand apologies.
Are you alright?
[instrumental music]
[grunting]
Phew! This bird's
one big little doggie.
[grunting]
Unmounting a Mounty
and lassoing
without a lassoing license.
Hmm.
Huh? Hear that rumbling?
They're coming.
[audience cheering]
[audience gasping]
Meh.
Yahoo!
Howdy!
[whispering]
We've been hoodwinked.
Some rustler went and stole
the entire herd.
Yeah, I heard it,
I just don't believe it.
I can't tell you
how overjoyed we are
to have a world-famous detective
on the case, ma'am.
Especially one
so gosh darn pretty.
Settle down, sonny.
Hmm.
Whoa, there, Black Thunder.
Keep it quiet there, Zed.
Loud noises always
set this one off.
[screaming]
Hmm, now that gives me a notion.
[instrumental music]
[horn blaring]
Whoa, horsie! Whoa!
Ya-hoo!
Ride on, puddy. Away!
Whoa!
- Some more tea?
- Don't mind if I..
Yaah!
'No!'
Of course, you realize
this means war?
[grunting]
(Tweety)
'Looks like puddy is pretty good
at this rodeo stuff.'
[grunting]
Then again, I could be wrong.
[audience cheering]
♪ Oh the sun shines bright ♪
♪ On my old Kentucky home ♪♪
[sniffs]
Oh, no, no, no, this will
never do with tea cakes.
- Ah!
- Ah!
(Granny)
'Hmm, now where can those'
'nasty cattle rustlers be?'
[grunting]
[Sylvester screaming]
[screams]
That wasn't so bad.
Cheers, my dear.
[horse neighing]
Yeow!
Hey!
[grunting]
[instrumental music]
Yeow!
Ow.
[Sylvester screams]
[grunts]
[neighing]
[Sylvester screams]
Something's roundin' up
this rodeo.
[Sylvester screaming]
(Mac)
'Well..'
'Well, I believe that does it.'
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't mean to be disagreeable
but we still have
two noises left.
Well, then,
what are we waiting for?
[grunting]
[groans]
[gasps]
I'm hungry.
(Mac)
'Oh, my, my, my.
What have we done?'
[indistinct chatter]
I'm afraid we've gone
a tad too far.
We've dug so many holes
to get that pesky noise
that our private home life
has been completely disrupted.
[gasps]
You mean?
(Tosh)
I'm afraid so.
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
You've done it.
The cows have been found.
And the Calgary stampede
shall continue.
[audience cheering]
[laughs]
Well, sometime these things
have a way of working
themselves out, you know?
[indistinct chatter]
More barbecue sauce, old buddy?
Why, yes, thank you!
[neighing]
[theme music]
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
aplenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Calgary, Alberta.
Home of Canada's famous rodeo
the Calgary stampede.
I'm Cowboy Cal.
And on behalf
of Canook Canine Cat
and Canary Kibble
I wanna welcome this year's
honorary grand marshal
Granny!
[audience cheering]
Goodness gracious, thank you.
I'm just brimming over
with enthusiasm
and so are my pets.
Yee-haw!
The only thing I'm up for
is rassling some grub.
Preferably a little
barbecued canary.
[slurps]
Say, that fancy roping
could be just the trick.
[thuds]
I'm all set to rope
that little varmint
a plum I reckon.
Now, the rodeo don't
'fically start
'till the cattle
stampede arrives.'
Oh! Ooh!
A-ha!
[grunts]
[Mac and Tosh yelling]
Oh, dreadful heavens.
[Mac and Tosh yelling]
What is that terrible ruckus?
I reckon the herd should
be here anytime now.
(both)
Huh?
So, that's what the noise is.
- Such a hideous racket.
- Indeed.
Stomping all about with no
regard for the tenants below.
He'll simply ruin
our tea party.
Unless..
[whispering]
- It's awfully daring.
- Nothing ventured..
- Nothing gained.
- Shall we?
(both)
Let's.
When the stampede comes
I tell ya, it's
the purtiest sight
you ever gonna see.
Thousands of rompin',
stompin'
rip-snortin' long horns.
Cowboy Cal?
You were saying..
Cowboy Cal?
Oh, my goodness
he's disappeared.
You stay here, Tweety
while Hector
and I look for Cal.
♪ Home home on the ranch ♪
♪ Where the cows
and the puddy tats pway ♪
♪ Where seldom is heard ♪
♪ The discouraging word.. ♪♪
Ooh!
Gotcha!
A-ha!
Get awong, widdle puddy,
get awong now.
[instrumental music]
[howling]
[howling]
Come on out of there,
and be eaten like a bird.
[grunting]
[growling]
Tch tch tch.
Music isn't soothing
to those savage beasts.
[rumbling]
- Oh!
- Oh my!
A thousand apologies.
Are you alright?
[instrumental music]
[grunting]
Phew! This bird's
one big little doggie.
[grunting]
Unmounting a Mounty
and lassoing
without a lassoing license.
Hmm.
Huh? Hear that rumbling?
They're coming.
[audience cheering]
[audience gasping]
Meh.
Yahoo!
Howdy!
[whispering]
We've been hoodwinked.
Some rustler went and stole
the entire herd.
Yeah, I heard it,
I just don't believe it.
I can't tell you
how overjoyed we are
to have a world-famous detective
on the case, ma'am.
Especially one
so gosh darn pretty.
Settle down, sonny.
Hmm.
Whoa, there, Black Thunder.
Keep it quiet there, Zed.
Loud noises always
set this one off.
[screaming]
Hmm, now that gives me a notion.
[instrumental music]
[horn blaring]
Whoa, horsie! Whoa!
Ya-hoo!
Ride on, puddy. Away!
Whoa!
- Some more tea?
- Don't mind if I..
Yaah!
'No!'
Of course, you realize
this means war?
[grunting]
(Tweety)
'Looks like puddy is pretty good
at this rodeo stuff.'
[grunting]
Then again, I could be wrong.
[audience cheering]
♪ Oh the sun shines bright ♪
♪ On my old Kentucky home ♪♪
[sniffs]
Oh, no, no, no, this will
never do with tea cakes.
- Ah!
- Ah!
(Granny)
'Hmm, now where can those'
'nasty cattle rustlers be?'
[grunting]
[Sylvester screaming]
[screams]
That wasn't so bad.
Cheers, my dear.
[horse neighing]
Yeow!
Hey!
[grunting]
[instrumental music]
Yeow!
Ow.
[Sylvester screams]
[grunts]
[neighing]
[Sylvester screams]
Something's roundin' up
this rodeo.
[Sylvester screaming]
(Mac)
'Well..'
'Well, I believe that does it.'
Oh, no, no, no.
I don't mean to be disagreeable
but we still have
two noises left.
Well, then,
what are we waiting for?
[grunting]
[groans]
[gasps]
I'm hungry.
(Mac)
'Oh, my, my, my.
What have we done?'
[indistinct chatter]
I'm afraid we've gone
a tad too far.
We've dug so many holes
to get that pesky noise
that our private home life
has been completely disrupted.
[gasps]
You mean?
(Tosh)
I'm afraid so.
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
You've done it.
The cows have been found.
And the Calgary stampede
shall continue.
[audience cheering]
[laughs]
Well, sometime these things
have a way of working
themselves out, you know?
[indistinct chatter]
More barbecue sauce, old buddy?
Why, yes, thank you!
[neighing]
[theme music]