The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 4, Episode 2 - You're Thor?!/I Gopher You - full transcript
[theme song]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
Yessiree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Granny was finishing up
some important business
at the Royal Explorer's
Society.
Read 'em and weep, boys.
(Sylvester)
While I had some
important business of my own.
[slurps]
A-ha! Ooh.
Come back here, my fine
feathered F-F-French fry.
That puddy won't give up
until he's chased me
around the whole world!
Got you! I..
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ow!
[thud]
[doorbell chimes]
Oh, goodie, the mail!
Why, it's from Colonel Rimfire.
"Trapped in Black Forest.
"Send help immediately.
I'm ahh.."
Well, there can
only be one reason
for such sloppy penmanship.
The colonel must be in trouble.
To Bavaria!
[instrumental music]
Now, where did
that colonel get to?
To heck with the colonel.
What I need is
a nice canary roast.
If I was the Colonel Wimfire,
where would I get lost?
Come to papa!
Yikes!
[bear snarling]
There's more than one way
to skin a canary.
♪ Oh where oh where
can that Wimfire be? ♪
♪ Oh where oh where can he be? ♪
It's dinner time!
thud
Silly puddy.
That's no way to find
the Colonel Wimfire.
[instrumental music]
Ah, what a pleasant
widdle stream.
I'm safe from that
mean old puddy here.
[chuckles]
Everyone knows that
puddies can't swim!
Ah! Gotcha!
Now, it's time for a little
Black Forest canary cake.
[screaming]
I'd wove to hang around, puddy
but I got a Colonel Wimfire
to find.
(Sylvester)
Get me down from here!
[creaking]
Don't worry, little kitty.
I just wanna take you home
for a nice bowl of warm milk.
Finally, somebody
is going to feed me.
[eerie music]
Here we are, kitty.
My humble abode.
Y-y-yikes!
Oh, now, don't be frightened,
my little feline friend.
Mother!
[slurping]
- Aah!
- All better.
Now, how would kitty like
to play a little game?
[gulps]
Phew.
[chuckling]
Aw, that is precious.
But that's not
what I had in mind.
I'd like to introduce you
to a little playmate.
Come out.
I brought
a little friend for you.
Little play.. Oh, I hope it's
a certain little yellow canary.
[slurps]
Oh, kitty's shy.
Eeh!
The game is sort of
like hide and seek.
But if the monster catches you,
he gets to eat you.
Now, doesn't that
sound like fun?
[laughing]
[laughing]
[slurps]
Ah!
Gossamer likes to play with
his food before eating it.
So, to be sporting, you'll
get a ten-second head start.
[speaks quickly]
On your mark, get set, go.
[Sylvester yelling]
One, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
[Gossamer growls]
[teeth chattering]
[Sylvester screaming]
[both gasp]
[grunting]
thud
[growls]
[grunting]
[crashes]
Where am I?
At the vet?
[pounding on door]
Uh-oh! Gotta hide!
[door squeaks]
Yeesh. Not in there.
[pounding on door]
(Sylvester)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
'Ow, ow.'
[huffing]
(Sylvester)
'Ow, ow, ow, ow.'
- Hmm.
- 'Ow, ow.'
- 'Ow, ow, ow.'
- Hmm?
[nervous chuckle]
[growls]
[whimpers]
[sobbing]
[grunts]
[Gossamer growling]
(Sylvester)
Must find Granny,
must find Granny.
'Must find Granny..'
These might be
Rimfire's footprints!
But they lead nowhere at all.
(Sylvester)
Must find Granny,
must find Granny.
Must find Granny,
must find Granny!
[Gossamer snarling]
Wait a second.
thud
(Granny)
'Sylvester?'
[purring]
- Uh! What?
- Meow!
What is it?
[meowing]
I don't see anything.
There's nothing out there.
[growling]
(Granny)
'I'm much too busy searching
for Colonel Rimfire'
for any more of
your shenanigans.
[instrumental music]
Eeh!
Having monster problems, puddy?
Maybe I can help!
[Gossamer growls]
Uh-oh. Here he comes.
[growling]
Quick, puddy! This way!
[whistles]
Here, here!
[growling]
[Sylvester screaming]
[splash]
Hmm. I wonder if Rimfire
is in this spooky old castle.
[door creaking]
Yes, may I help you?
Uh, uh, possibly.
We're looking for a gentleman
by the name of Rimfire.
Colonel Rimfire?
Sorry, I've never heard
of a Colonel Rimfire.
Oh. Well, thank you, anyway.
[panting]
Now, that's stwange.
How did he know Wimfire
was a colonel?
Uh-oh!
Stwanger yet, this castle's
addwess is the same
as the return addwess
on Wimfire's wetter of help.
Oh, my gosh!
I gotta tell Dwanny!
[grunts]
What's this, Tweety?
(Granny)
A-ha!
You again.
I know you've got
Colonel Rimfire
so don't deny it.
Oh, my.
Yes, alright.
You've got me, I give.
Boy, today's mad scientists
weawy cwack fast.
But you must understand.
I wanted to do harmless tests
on apple strudel.
'But I filled out my grant
application form incorrectly.'
'And was forced to do'
'human to beast transformation
experiments instead.'
[burps]
Ah.
(Granny)
'Enough talk.'
Where is Colonel Rimfire?
[groaning]
[groans]
Oh, I say. Granny,
it's good to see you, love.
[laughing]
My, my. That's the biggest
monster fur-ball I ever did see.
[giggling]
[theme music]
♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just look around you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
Yessiree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
♪ Mysteries ♪♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Granny was finishing up
some important business
at the Royal Explorer's
Society.
Read 'em and weep, boys.
(Sylvester)
While I had some
important business of my own.
[slurps]
A-ha! Ooh.
Come back here, my fine
feathered F-F-French fry.
That puddy won't give up
until he's chased me
around the whole world!
Got you! I..
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ow!
[thud]
[doorbell chimes]
Oh, goodie, the mail!
Why, it's from Colonel Rimfire.
"Trapped in Black Forest.
"Send help immediately.
I'm ahh.."
Well, there can
only be one reason
for such sloppy penmanship.
The colonel must be in trouble.
To Bavaria!
[instrumental music]
Now, where did
that colonel get to?
To heck with the colonel.
What I need is
a nice canary roast.
If I was the Colonel Wimfire,
where would I get lost?
Come to papa!
Yikes!
[bear snarling]
There's more than one way
to skin a canary.
♪ Oh where oh where
can that Wimfire be? ♪
♪ Oh where oh where can he be? ♪
It's dinner time!
thud
Silly puddy.
That's no way to find
the Colonel Wimfire.
[instrumental music]
Ah, what a pleasant
widdle stream.
I'm safe from that
mean old puddy here.
[chuckles]
Everyone knows that
puddies can't swim!
Ah! Gotcha!
Now, it's time for a little
Black Forest canary cake.
[screaming]
I'd wove to hang around, puddy
but I got a Colonel Wimfire
to find.
(Sylvester)
Get me down from here!
[creaking]
Don't worry, little kitty.
I just wanna take you home
for a nice bowl of warm milk.
Finally, somebody
is going to feed me.
[eerie music]
Here we are, kitty.
My humble abode.
Y-y-yikes!
Oh, now, don't be frightened,
my little feline friend.
Mother!
[slurping]
- Aah!
- All better.
Now, how would kitty like
to play a little game?
[gulps]
Phew.
[chuckling]
Aw, that is precious.
But that's not
what I had in mind.
I'd like to introduce you
to a little playmate.
Come out.
I brought
a little friend for you.
Little play.. Oh, I hope it's
a certain little yellow canary.
[slurps]
Oh, kitty's shy.
Eeh!
The game is sort of
like hide and seek.
But if the monster catches you,
he gets to eat you.
Now, doesn't that
sound like fun?
[laughing]
[laughing]
[slurps]
Ah!
Gossamer likes to play with
his food before eating it.
So, to be sporting, you'll
get a ten-second head start.
[speaks quickly]
On your mark, get set, go.
[Sylvester yelling]
One, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
[Gossamer growls]
[teeth chattering]
[Sylvester screaming]
[both gasp]
[grunting]
thud
[growls]
[grunting]
[crashes]
Where am I?
At the vet?
[pounding on door]
Uh-oh! Gotta hide!
[door squeaks]
Yeesh. Not in there.
[pounding on door]
(Sylvester)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
'Ow, ow.'
[huffing]
(Sylvester)
'Ow, ow, ow, ow.'
- Hmm.
- 'Ow, ow.'
- 'Ow, ow, ow.'
- Hmm?
[nervous chuckle]
[growls]
[whimpers]
[sobbing]
[grunts]
[Gossamer growling]
(Sylvester)
Must find Granny,
must find Granny.
'Must find Granny..'
These might be
Rimfire's footprints!
But they lead nowhere at all.
(Sylvester)
Must find Granny,
must find Granny.
Must find Granny,
must find Granny!
[Gossamer snarling]
Wait a second.
thud
(Granny)
'Sylvester?'
[purring]
- Uh! What?
- Meow!
What is it?
[meowing]
I don't see anything.
There's nothing out there.
[growling]
(Granny)
'I'm much too busy searching
for Colonel Rimfire'
for any more of
your shenanigans.
[instrumental music]
Eeh!
Having monster problems, puddy?
Maybe I can help!
[Gossamer growls]
Uh-oh. Here he comes.
[growling]
Quick, puddy! This way!
[whistles]
Here, here!
[growling]
[Sylvester screaming]
[splash]
Hmm. I wonder if Rimfire
is in this spooky old castle.
[door creaking]
Yes, may I help you?
Uh, uh, possibly.
We're looking for a gentleman
by the name of Rimfire.
Colonel Rimfire?
Sorry, I've never heard
of a Colonel Rimfire.
Oh. Well, thank you, anyway.
[panting]
Now, that's stwange.
How did he know Wimfire
was a colonel?
Uh-oh!
Stwanger yet, this castle's
addwess is the same
as the return addwess
on Wimfire's wetter of help.
Oh, my gosh!
I gotta tell Dwanny!
[grunts]
What's this, Tweety?
(Granny)
A-ha!
You again.
I know you've got
Colonel Rimfire
so don't deny it.
Oh, my.
Yes, alright.
You've got me, I give.
Boy, today's mad scientists
weawy cwack fast.
But you must understand.
I wanted to do harmless tests
on apple strudel.
'But I filled out my grant
application form incorrectly.'
'And was forced to do'
'human to beast transformation
experiments instead.'
[burps]
Ah.
(Granny)
'Enough talk.'
Where is Colonel Rimfire?
[groaning]
[groans]
Oh, I say. Granny,
it's good to see you, love.
[laughing]
My, my. That's the biggest
monster fur-ball I ever did see.
[giggling]
[theme music]