The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 3, Episode 12 - A Case of Red Herring/Roswell That Ends Well - full transcript
[instrumental music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever
there's a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve at all
it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪
[music continues]
♪ Mysteries ♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Niagara Falls,
a sprawling 182-foot-high cliff
of roaring water.
It's drained
four of the great lakes
into one
for millions of years..
[instrumental music]
...till right this minute.
[gasping]
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
[blows a raspberry]
No water, that means no falls!
No falls means no tourists!
This is horrible!
Quick, get me a detective
with water on the brain.
[honking]
[instrumental music]
Granny, I'm Annie Taylor.
I'm glad you came.
[panting]
Of course. Heh-heh.
This is quite a curious case.
(Annie)
The falls are critical
to our local economy.
Without water, tourists
will spend their money
vacationing somewhere else.
[coins clinking]
So without the falls,
you're all washed up.
Washed up! Ha-ha-ha..
Hm, according
to my "World Markets Journal"
the Canadian dollar
is currently worth
only 72 cents
to the American dollar.
[man chuckles]
You're both wasting
your time, eh?
Granny, this is Stanley
Coop,
one of our local
businessman.
Good day. Why all this concern
about the falls, eh?
Nobody cares about 'em.
They're like passe, okay?
'Been there, seen that, eh.'
(Annie)
'I'll have you know
that hundreds of newlyweds'
'still come to Niagara
for the romance of the falls.'
(Stanley)
'Oh-ho-ho.. This is me
being real sad, eh.'
- 'Ha-ha-ha.'
- Ah..
[Hector barking]
vroom
[barking]
honk honk
vroom
[whimpers]
honk honk
[instrumental music]
[barking]
[music continues]
I'm hot on the trail
of that Tweety bird.
[instrumental music]
Aha!
Aah-a-aah!
A-a-a-a-ah!
[whimpers]
Aah!
Uh-oh. That's gotta hurt.
[instrumental music]
Two can play at this game, bird.
Mm, mm..
Aah-a-a-aah!
Ah! Ow! Ooh!
thud
[instrumental music]
[groans]
snip snip
Eek!
Aaa-a-ah!
[chuckles]
[instrumental music]
[grunts]
[tires screeching]
[whimpering]
[panting]
[barking]
[barking]
Oh, what have you found, boy?
A drain pipe. Good boy.
I bet if we follow this pipe,
we'll find the missing water.
Now, where is that cat of mine?
Sylvester!
[Hector barking]
[grunts]
Who says
we always land on our feet?
[chuckles]
thud
[Hector barking]
[instrumental music]
[dramatic music]
[panting]
Water.
Water.
Sylvester,
I just gave you a drink
two minutes ago.
[all screaming]
You know,
I really hate when this happens.
[groans]
[all screaming]
Well, I hope you're satisfied.
[whimpering]
[mumbling]
Right on schedule.
- Oh!
- Whoa!
Excuse me, Mr. Beaver
does water come through here
every day at this time?
Yup, it's dam runoff.
Oh, Mr. Beaver is
overworked.
This dam is diverting
all the water
from the falls into the woods.
Uh, but why?
We'll just follow these pipes
and see where they lead us.
[water gurgling]
What is that sound?
[gasps]
So that's it.
'The water was stolen
to make a water park.'
Let's get inside that park
and find out
who's behind
this dastardly deed.
[instrumental music]
Hm.
Now, you boys
stay out of trouble
while I investigate.
[music continues]
Hm.
[whirring]
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
[chuckles]
[mumbles]
[grunts]
[mumbles]
[grunts]
[music continues]
[growling]
ting
[dramatic music]
[Hector mumbling]
[music continues]
bang
[instrumental music]
Oh, dear!
[instrumental music]
slam
[whistles]
[whirring]
[screaming]
[mumbling]
[instrumental music]
Aa-a-ah!
[groans]
[instrumental music]
[Hector barking]
Aa-a-ah!
[groaning]
click
thud thud thud
Phew.
[groaning]
[automated message]
'Your fortune at a glance.'
[dramatic music]
thud thud thud
[screaming]
[groaning]
[chuckles]
[groans]
Ah..
Eh, what are you doing, eh?
[screaming]
'Come back here.'
Twick! Up there!
[dramatic music]
[panting]
[gasps]
Oh..
[Sylvester groaning]
[grunts]
[Sylvester groaning]
None for me, thanks.
I'm drivin'.
[instrumental music]
[all screaming]
Phew. We made it.
[all screaming]
splash
Boys, you shouldn't play
on the rides.
- 'We're here on a case.'
- Someone get me out of here..
Stanley Coop, you're the culprit
behind the missing water.
Correct, eh.
Ah, don't be a hoser.
Canadians love water parks.
I was like, you know,
filling a need, eh.
Stanley, you just might be
on to something.
This place could be the shot
in the arm our economy needs.
- Aah!
- I love it!
Well, Granny,
you've solved another mystery.
What are you gonna do now?
(Granny)
I'm going over the falls!
[all screaming]
[theme music]
[theme song]
♪ Whenever
there's a crime or trouble ♪
♪ That no one can solve at all
it seems ♪
♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ It might be day or night
whenever ♪
♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ If there's a full moon ♪
♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
♪ Just wook awound you ♪
♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪
[music continues]
♪ Mysteries ♪
[instrumental music]
(Sylvester)
Niagara Falls,
a sprawling 182-foot-high cliff
of roaring water.
It's drained
four of the great lakes
into one
for millions of years..
[instrumental music]
...till right this minute.
[gasping]
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
[blows a raspberry]
No water, that means no falls!
No falls means no tourists!
This is horrible!
Quick, get me a detective
with water on the brain.
[honking]
[instrumental music]
Granny, I'm Annie Taylor.
I'm glad you came.
[panting]
Of course. Heh-heh.
This is quite a curious case.
(Annie)
The falls are critical
to our local economy.
Without water, tourists
will spend their money
vacationing somewhere else.
[coins clinking]
So without the falls,
you're all washed up.
Washed up! Ha-ha-ha..
Hm, according
to my "World Markets Journal"
the Canadian dollar
is currently worth
only 72 cents
to the American dollar.
[man chuckles]
You're both wasting
your time, eh?
Granny, this is Stanley
Coop,
one of our local
businessman.
Good day. Why all this concern
about the falls, eh?
Nobody cares about 'em.
They're like passe, okay?
'Been there, seen that, eh.'
(Annie)
'I'll have you know
that hundreds of newlyweds'
'still come to Niagara
for the romance of the falls.'
(Stanley)
'Oh-ho-ho.. This is me
being real sad, eh.'
- 'Ha-ha-ha.'
- Ah..
[Hector barking]
vroom
[barking]
honk honk
vroom
[whimpers]
honk honk
[instrumental music]
[barking]
[music continues]
I'm hot on the trail
of that Tweety bird.
[instrumental music]
Aha!
Aah-a-aah!
A-a-a-a-ah!
[whimpers]
Aah!
Uh-oh. That's gotta hurt.
[instrumental music]
Two can play at this game, bird.
Mm, mm..
Aah-a-a-aah!
Ah! Ow! Ooh!
thud
[instrumental music]
[groans]
snip snip
Eek!
Aaa-a-ah!
[chuckles]
[instrumental music]
[grunts]
[tires screeching]
[whimpering]
[panting]
[barking]
[barking]
Oh, what have you found, boy?
A drain pipe. Good boy.
I bet if we follow this pipe,
we'll find the missing water.
Now, where is that cat of mine?
Sylvester!
[Hector barking]
[grunts]
Who says
we always land on our feet?
[chuckles]
thud
[Hector barking]
[instrumental music]
[dramatic music]
[panting]
Water.
Water.
Sylvester,
I just gave you a drink
two minutes ago.
[all screaming]
You know,
I really hate when this happens.
[groans]
[all screaming]
Well, I hope you're satisfied.
[whimpering]
[mumbling]
Right on schedule.
- Oh!
- Whoa!
Excuse me, Mr. Beaver
does water come through here
every day at this time?
Yup, it's dam runoff.
Oh, Mr. Beaver is
overworked.
This dam is diverting
all the water
from the falls into the woods.
Uh, but why?
We'll just follow these pipes
and see where they lead us.
[water gurgling]
What is that sound?
[gasps]
So that's it.
'The water was stolen
to make a water park.'
Let's get inside that park
and find out
who's behind
this dastardly deed.
[instrumental music]
Hm.
Now, you boys
stay out of trouble
while I investigate.
[music continues]
Hm.
[whirring]
[instrumental music]
[sighs]
[chuckles]
[mumbles]
[grunts]
[mumbles]
[grunts]
[music continues]
[growling]
ting
[dramatic music]
[Hector mumbling]
[music continues]
bang
[instrumental music]
Oh, dear!
[instrumental music]
slam
[whistles]
[whirring]
[screaming]
[mumbling]
[instrumental music]
Aa-a-ah!
[groans]
[instrumental music]
[Hector barking]
Aa-a-ah!
[groaning]
click
thud thud thud
Phew.
[groaning]
[automated message]
'Your fortune at a glance.'
[dramatic music]
thud thud thud
[screaming]
[groaning]
[chuckles]
[groans]
Ah..
Eh, what are you doing, eh?
[screaming]
'Come back here.'
Twick! Up there!
[dramatic music]
[panting]
[gasps]
Oh..
[Sylvester groaning]
[grunts]
[Sylvester groaning]
None for me, thanks.
I'm drivin'.
[instrumental music]
[all screaming]
Phew. We made it.
[all screaming]
splash
Boys, you shouldn't play
on the rides.
- 'We're here on a case.'
- Someone get me out of here..
Stanley Coop, you're the culprit
behind the missing water.
Correct, eh.
Ah, don't be a hoser.
Canadians love water parks.
I was like, you know,
filling a need, eh.
Stanley, you just might be
on to something.
This place could be the shot
in the arm our economy needs.
- Aah!
- I love it!
Well, Granny,
you've solved another mystery.
What are you gonna do now?
(Granny)
I'm going over the falls!
[all screaming]
[theme music]