The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 2, Episode 4 - The Scare Up There/If It's Wednesday, This Must Be Holland - full transcript
Kitzbuhel, Austria.
Where Mayor Stroodlebottom
called us to hear his frantic plea.
You see, Granny
everyone knows the Von Trumps.
'The world's cutest yodlers.'
'Loved the world over, even in France.'
But now they're gone.
Kidnapped by the Abominable Snowman
who demands the bank of
Salzburg, building and all
in return for the Von Trumps.
Whoa!
Thud thud thud
With no Von Trumps
Austria is just a place where
stroodle has apples in it.
'Oh, don't fret, mayor.'
I'll find the Von Trumps
even if I have to climb every mountain
and cross every stream in a ford.
Hmm, these oversized hairy footprints
lead into the mountains.
I wonder if they could belong
to that abominable person.
Eesh. Angela Lansbury, she ain't.
Oh, goody! More footprints.
I must be on the right track.
That makes two of us.
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Abominable Snowguy.
Where are you?
'Hmm. That's no snowman.'
But it is abominable-wooking.
Rumble rumble
'They say if you don't
blow your own horn'
'there won't be any music.'
Huh! Aah!
Crash
Yaah! It's the abominable d-d..
I-It's the abominable d-d..
Abominable Snowman.
That's what I said.
Sylvester! Here, kitty!
Oh, you're all tense, Mr. Puddy Tat.
Why don't you take a nice catnap?
My, but puddy cats are high
maintenance creatures.
S-O-S! S-O-S! S-O-S!
Somebody help me! Anybody!
I should've specified no dogs.
Bad doggie!
You frightened my beloved puddy tat
out of his little wits.
Thud
Aw, don't worry.
That big, bad doggie
all gone now.
Say, this might not be such
a rancid deal after all.
Is puddy tat okay?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, the poor puddy's hungry.
Duh, but what do puddy tats eat?
Duh, chocolate?
Eh, brussel sprouts?
A rhinocerous-a-sousourousesis?
Oh, I know!
Just wait right here!
'Here you go, puddy.'
A little birdy.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'll get puddy tat a birdy
just like this one.
Come on, puddy.
Let's ride my abominable snowmobile.
Whoa!
- Uh-oh!
- Mm..
It's a four-headed abominable beast!
- Huh?
- Hmm?
What are you snoopy noses up to?
Looking for abominable snowmen.
Huh! You're the Von Trumps!
That's us!
Eazel, Veezal, Weasal
and Helga Von Trump.
Hmm. Not exactly the cute
little sweeties I expected.
Well, this case isn't finished yet.
I've still got to find Sylvester
and nab the kidnappers.
Uh, w-w-what's so funny?
You have finished. We
are the kidnappers.
You kidnapped yourselves?
But why?
Our little kid yodeler bid
has been on a downslide
'since we bought it into middle age.'
'For some reason, the public
don't find 50-year-old's'
'dressed like toddlers'
'all that cute.'
But this kidnapping scam
relighted our careers!
We even returned to the limelight
and keep the bank of Salzburg.
Call us greedy, but hey
we've got a lifestyle to maintain, ja?
What you kids need
is a good old-fashioned spanking, ja.
Let's show the old lady
some Von Trump hospitality.
'Let us go!'
'You have no right to use a
giant Swiss cuckoo clock'
on Austrian tundra.
Oh, I see the little birdy.
When the cuckoo strikes noon
he will light the fuse and then..
I don't wanna give everything away.
Ooh, they're no Osmonds.
Vroom
Oh, little birdy, dead ahead.
Vroom
Huh!
Crash
vroom
slurp
Aah!
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
Ah!
Crash
vroom
Get out of the way of
our quick getaway!
I am making a foreign citizens arrest!
I insist you pull this
bank over immediately!
Argh! Huh?
Crash
Oh, good job, Tweety.
Whoosh
crash
- Oh! Oh!
- Congratulations, Granny!
Thud
You found our beloved Von Trumps.
Oh, zekidnapper.
Hold on! Mr. Abominable is innocent.
You're looking for the real villains.
The Von Trumps!
They staged their own kidnapping
and planned to take
the bank of Salzburg
for themselves.
Hold it, folks!
I'm sure we can find a place
for people this greedy.
I may be dressed funny
but at least I got away
from that hideous snowguy.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
At last, I got my very own
little family of yodelers.
I will make lederhosen for them
and feed them
and yodel with them
and dress them funny..
Where Mayor Stroodlebottom
called us to hear his frantic plea.
You see, Granny
everyone knows the Von Trumps.
'The world's cutest yodlers.'
'Loved the world over, even in France.'
But now they're gone.
Kidnapped by the Abominable Snowman
who demands the bank of
Salzburg, building and all
in return for the Von Trumps.
Whoa!
Thud thud thud
With no Von Trumps
Austria is just a place where
stroodle has apples in it.
'Oh, don't fret, mayor.'
I'll find the Von Trumps
even if I have to climb every mountain
and cross every stream in a ford.
Hmm, these oversized hairy footprints
lead into the mountains.
I wonder if they could belong
to that abominable person.
Eesh. Angela Lansbury, she ain't.
Oh, goody! More footprints.
I must be on the right track.
That makes two of us.
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Abominable Snowguy.
Where are you?
'Hmm. That's no snowman.'
But it is abominable-wooking.
Rumble rumble
'They say if you don't
blow your own horn'
'there won't be any music.'
Huh! Aah!
Crash
Yaah! It's the abominable d-d..
I-It's the abominable d-d..
Abominable Snowman.
That's what I said.
Sylvester! Here, kitty!
Oh, you're all tense, Mr. Puddy Tat.
Why don't you take a nice catnap?
My, but puddy cats are high
maintenance creatures.
S-O-S! S-O-S! S-O-S!
Somebody help me! Anybody!
I should've specified no dogs.
Bad doggie!
You frightened my beloved puddy tat
out of his little wits.
Thud
Aw, don't worry.
That big, bad doggie
all gone now.
Say, this might not be such
a rancid deal after all.
Is puddy tat okay?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, the poor puddy's hungry.
Duh, but what do puddy tats eat?
Duh, chocolate?
Eh, brussel sprouts?
A rhinocerous-a-sousourousesis?
Oh, I know!
Just wait right here!
'Here you go, puddy.'
A little birdy.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'll get puddy tat a birdy
just like this one.
Come on, puddy.
Let's ride my abominable snowmobile.
Whoa!
- Uh-oh!
- Mm..
It's a four-headed abominable beast!
- Huh?
- Hmm?
What are you snoopy noses up to?
Looking for abominable snowmen.
Huh! You're the Von Trumps!
That's us!
Eazel, Veezal, Weasal
and Helga Von Trump.
Hmm. Not exactly the cute
little sweeties I expected.
Well, this case isn't finished yet.
I've still got to find Sylvester
and nab the kidnappers.
Uh, w-w-what's so funny?
You have finished. We
are the kidnappers.
You kidnapped yourselves?
But why?
Our little kid yodeler bid
has been on a downslide
'since we bought it into middle age.'
'For some reason, the public
don't find 50-year-old's'
'dressed like toddlers'
'all that cute.'
But this kidnapping scam
relighted our careers!
We even returned to the limelight
and keep the bank of Salzburg.
Call us greedy, but hey
we've got a lifestyle to maintain, ja?
What you kids need
is a good old-fashioned spanking, ja.
Let's show the old lady
some Von Trump hospitality.
'Let us go!'
'You have no right to use a
giant Swiss cuckoo clock'
on Austrian tundra.
Oh, I see the little birdy.
When the cuckoo strikes noon
he will light the fuse and then..
I don't wanna give everything away.
Ooh, they're no Osmonds.
Vroom
Oh, little birdy, dead ahead.
Vroom
Huh!
Crash
vroom
slurp
Aah!
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
Ah!
Crash
vroom
Get out of the way of
our quick getaway!
I am making a foreign citizens arrest!
I insist you pull this
bank over immediately!
Argh! Huh?
Crash
Oh, good job, Tweety.
Whoosh
crash
- Oh! Oh!
- Congratulations, Granny!
Thud
You found our beloved Von Trumps.
Oh, zekidnapper.
Hold on! Mr. Abominable is innocent.
You're looking for the real villains.
The Von Trumps!
They staged their own kidnapping
and planned to take
the bank of Salzburg
for themselves.
Hold it, folks!
I'm sure we can find a place
for people this greedy.
I may be dressed funny
but at least I got away
from that hideous snowguy.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
At last, I got my very own
little family of yodelers.
I will make lederhosen for them
and feed them
and yodel with them
and dress them funny..