The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries (1995–2001): Season 2, Episode 2 - Catch as Catch Cannes/Yodel Recall - full transcript
Vroom vroom
I came to see the changing
colors of the leaves.
Our vacation's ruined.
Come on, let's go to Disney World.
'They paint their leaves orange.'
This is no fun!
Autumn in New England
and the leaves aren't changing colors.
Who could solve this mystery?
'Dad, there's a strange
man in our yard.'
The tour of Martha's vineyard
was just what we needed to relax.
Curly Simon's parties rule.
Won't it be fun spending
the night in Salem, boys?
You know, it's where the
witch trials got started
way back in the 1600s.
'Isn't it amazing that everyone
once believed in witches?'
Oh! How silly!
Sniff sniff sniff
This love potion is gonna make me rich.
And bring me the fame I so long for
and deserve.
If only I could find some
willing creatures to test it.
You know the FDA won't approve anything
that hasn't been properly tested.
Who can I get at this witching hour?
Witching hour!
' "999, Endora Drive."'
Oh, that's the address of
the bread and breakfast
we're staying at.
Hmm, the brochure photo
is a bit misleading.
What's this? Company?
H-hello!
Anybody here?
Whoa! No one's home. Let's go. Oops!
Now, you two, behave.
Aw! Is the poor old puddy
tat and bow-wow dog
afraid of a scary old house?
- Ooh!
- Yeah.
Maybe a canary pacifier
will calm me down.
'Sylvester!'
thud
What perfect test subjects
for my potion!
I couldn't have planned this better
if I had planned it.
There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
So I say we just find ourselves a room.
Sorry, wrong picture.
That's odd.
It's as if someone is holding it shut
on the other side.
Yipe!
Gracious, the maid must've
taken the day off.
I'd say more like a leave of absence.
Well, we'll just have
to make the best of it.
Oh, you boys must be parched
from our long trip.
Yeah!
Slurp
Water.
It does a birdie good.
Whoosh
Oh, Sylvester, don't
be such a scaredy-cat.
Yeah, what's the matter, puddy?
Are you yellow?
I tawt I taw a green hand
putting a spell on my water
when I wasn't looking.
Nah!
Sylvester, there's no
reason to be so nervous.
A good stiff drink of
water will calm you down.
Slurp slurp slurp
slurp slurp slurp
Just enough to wet my whistle.
Hubba-hubba!
Aah! My little darling.
Where have you been all my life?
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
Aah, si amor.
Aah, les miserables.Ah!
Whack
Come back, little shiba!
Can't you see I love you?
I hope you meant that for me, puddy.
Hey, cut it out.
Don't you know I'm a
one-doggy pussy cat?
Who said that?
You did.
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
'So, there you are.'
Come here and give me a big hug.
Ooh!
Sylvester, get out from under there.
Whack
I wanted you boys to get along
but this is ridiculous.
Now, where is that p-p-pooch of mine?
'Here, poochy, poochy.'
Hector!
Ah-ha!
So, playin' hard to get, huh?
- Aah!
- Surprise, puddy!
Bang
Huh?
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Splash
Now, what is the meaning of all this?
I haven't seen this much lovin'
since that summer at Woodstock.
Whoo! Those kittens are
wearing a size six pump.
Pay no attention to the
witch behind the curtain.
So, you are the one responsible
for my pets acting so crazy.
Oh, not me.
It was my love potion number nine
that did the trick.
Why do you call it love
potion number nine?
Well, the first eight
batches didn't work. Ha-ha.
'I've zapped them down the
wishing well out back.'
Oh, my.
- That wasn't a good idea.
- Eww.
If this got in the water supply
it would keep the local foliage
green through the entire winter.
Granny has done it once again.
The mystery of the
evergreen leaves solved.
Well, what do you know?
I really do have green thumb.
He-he. Mwah!
Yuck! No, get away!
'I have a problem with
women who ride brooms.'
swoosh swoosh
I came to see the changing
colors of the leaves.
Our vacation's ruined.
Come on, let's go to Disney World.
'They paint their leaves orange.'
This is no fun!
Autumn in New England
and the leaves aren't changing colors.
Who could solve this mystery?
'Dad, there's a strange
man in our yard.'
The tour of Martha's vineyard
was just what we needed to relax.
Curly Simon's parties rule.
Won't it be fun spending
the night in Salem, boys?
You know, it's where the
witch trials got started
way back in the 1600s.
'Isn't it amazing that everyone
once believed in witches?'
Oh! How silly!
Sniff sniff sniff
This love potion is gonna make me rich.
And bring me the fame I so long for
and deserve.
If only I could find some
willing creatures to test it.
You know the FDA won't approve anything
that hasn't been properly tested.
Who can I get at this witching hour?
Witching hour!
' "999, Endora Drive."'
Oh, that's the address of
the bread and breakfast
we're staying at.
Hmm, the brochure photo
is a bit misleading.
What's this? Company?
H-hello!
Anybody here?
Whoa! No one's home. Let's go. Oops!
Now, you two, behave.
Aw! Is the poor old puddy
tat and bow-wow dog
afraid of a scary old house?
- Ooh!
- Yeah.
Maybe a canary pacifier
will calm me down.
'Sylvester!'
thud
What perfect test subjects
for my potion!
I couldn't have planned this better
if I had planned it.
There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
So I say we just find ourselves a room.
Sorry, wrong picture.
That's odd.
It's as if someone is holding it shut
on the other side.
Yipe!
Gracious, the maid must've
taken the day off.
I'd say more like a leave of absence.
Well, we'll just have
to make the best of it.
Oh, you boys must be parched
from our long trip.
Yeah!
Slurp
Water.
It does a birdie good.
Whoosh
Oh, Sylvester, don't
be such a scaredy-cat.
Yeah, what's the matter, puddy?
Are you yellow?
I tawt I taw a green hand
putting a spell on my water
when I wasn't looking.
Nah!
Sylvester, there's no
reason to be so nervous.
A good stiff drink of
water will calm you down.
Slurp slurp slurp
slurp slurp slurp
Just enough to wet my whistle.
Hubba-hubba!
Aah! My little darling.
Where have you been all my life?
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
Aah, si amor.
Aah, les miserables.Ah!
Whack
Come back, little shiba!
Can't you see I love you?
I hope you meant that for me, puddy.
Hey, cut it out.
Don't you know I'm a
one-doggy pussy cat?
Who said that?
You did.
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
'So, there you are.'
Come here and give me a big hug.
Ooh!
Sylvester, get out from under there.
Whack
I wanted you boys to get along
but this is ridiculous.
Now, where is that p-p-pooch of mine?
'Here, poochy, poochy.'
Hector!
Ah-ha!
So, playin' hard to get, huh?
- Aah!
- Surprise, puddy!
Bang
Huh?
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Splash
Now, what is the meaning of all this?
I haven't seen this much lovin'
since that summer at Woodstock.
Whoo! Those kittens are
wearing a size six pump.
Pay no attention to the
witch behind the curtain.
So, you are the one responsible
for my pets acting so crazy.
Oh, not me.
It was my love potion number nine
that did the trick.
Why do you call it love
potion number nine?
Well, the first eight
batches didn't work. Ha-ha.
'I've zapped them down the
wishing well out back.'
Oh, my.
- That wasn't a good idea.
- Eww.
If this got in the water supply
it would keep the local foliage
green through the entire winter.
Granny has done it once again.
The mystery of the
evergreen leaves solved.
Well, what do you know?
I really do have green thumb.
He-he. Mwah!
Yuck! No, get away!
'I have a problem with
women who ride brooms.'
swoosh swoosh