The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 2 - Another Order of Evil: Part Two! - full transcript
The Super Hero Squad has been captured by the Skrulls. But Falcon reveals they have a stowaway on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier, namely the Scarlet Witch.
(Abomination)
MODOK, will you tell me a story?
(MODOK) The story fairy needs sleep
and so do you.
(Abomination)
But I can't sleep. Please.
(MODOK)
This tutu is too too tight.
(laughs)
You make a funny costume
out of newspaper.
(growls)
The things I do for you.
Now, on with the narrative.
- Oh.
- The story?
Oh.
(laughs)
(beeps)
"Hello again. I am
your Marvel do me story fairy
with another pulse-pounding tale
of aneurism-inducing action!"
- (growls)
- (growls, laughs)
- You done?
- Ooh.
But seriously,
"Once upon a previous episode,
Doctor Doom was stuck,
powerless, in prison,
and it serves him right,
the big jerk.
Thanos was instigating a war
between the Kree and the Skrulls
with his Soul Stone.
Meanwhile, the Super Hero Squad
was in prison, too.
Space prison! In orbit
around the Skrull Throneworld!"
(banging sounds)
(Iron Man)
Got to get out of here.
(strains)
(Skrull) These are the prisoners,
Princess Anelle.
I know that.
The question is,
how many of them must I vaporize
before the others talk?
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
(mutters)
Green lady have issues.
- (body thuds)
- (Hulk grunts)
(growls)
Where did the Kree find
such a stupid spy?
And has Captain Marvel stood me up
at Kree/Skull peace talks?
We're from Earth,
and that's what we're trying to find out.
In that case, it would
make sense for us to join forces.
(Thanos)
Not if Thanos can help it.
Soul Stone.
(gasps)
(growls)
But I hate you.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
(growls)
If the Kree captain
doesn't arrive within the hour,
vaporize the prisoners
and invade Earth!
Some last mission.
We must needs escape
and find Captain Marvel.
We could shut down
these inertia fields
if we had an energy factor hero
like the Silver Surfer.
I got it!
We could contact H.E.R.B.I.E.,
there's an energy factor hero
on the Helicarrier
who could help us.
- What?
- What?
(alarm sounds)
(yawns)
Aww.
Thank you.
(beeps)
(muttering)
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
(beeps)
(gasps)
(growls)
(cries out)
Ah!
Oh no!
(groans)
(strains)
My hexes magnetized you that time.
Daddy would be so proud.
(beeps)
Scarlet Witch?
(beeps)
Daughter of Magneto.
(beeps)
Super-villian.
Ugh, calm down, shorty.
Dad and I are kind of on the outs
over that whole villain thing.
- But once I left him, I had nowhere to go.
- (door opens)
(laughs)
(Scarlet Witch)
Falcon was only friend
who hadn't sworn revenge
on humanity.
He let me crash here.
- Ugh.
- (purrs)
(H.E.R.B.I.E)
That is unauthorized.
(Scarlet Witch) Right, and it's not easy
hiding from super types.
(sniffs)
Hmm?
(farts)
- Huh?
- (gasps)
(moans)
(screams)
- (coughs and gags)
- (loud crash)
Ow!
(Scarlet Witch)
Falc, has this idea I can be a hero.
- I don't know about that.
- (laughs)
(grunts)
(Scarlet Witch)
But we'll see.
- Falcon?
- (chuckles)
Huh?
Either way,
if you try to arrest me in space,
this can get real ugly real fast.
- (alarm sounds)
- (gasps)
Alert! Hostile Vessel approaching!
(beeps)
A Kree Superinvader!
Alert! Must alert others.
Alert! No communications.
(beeps)
Hmm.
Hey, here she is now.
She's using my empathic link
with Red wing.
Falc, where are you?
We're all in prison.
Prison? On that space station?
In that square thingy
down at the bottom?
Uh-huh, that's it.
Soul Stone?
(Soul Stone)
Roger that.
(all cry out)
(beeps)
Alert! Unidentified green glow observed.
Kree vessel positioning
to fire at Skrull space station.
Oh, no.
(growls)
(beeps)
(beeps)
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.
(beeps)
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.
Bank shot.
(rumbling)
Let's put an end to this.
Squaddies, grab a helmet
and Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
If anybody gets hurt,
the war is back on.
Disable these ships.
Have at thee.
Don't mind if I do.
(growls)
(all cry out)
(laughs)
(roars)
(grunts)
By Fandral's fancy fencing foil.
Heel, boy.
Huh?
Oh.
(gasps)
(roars)
(Hulk)
Big gun gonna go pow.
(grunts)
Huh?
(Thanos laughs)
That's it. Hate. Destroy.
Go boom.
(Thanos laughs)
- Hulk! Big guy!
- Ms. M!
(growls)
(grunts)
(gasps)
(gasps)
(laughs)
(yells)
(all gasp)
Oxygen supply
has been compromised.
(beeps)
(strains)
(laughs)
Good times.
(strains)
(panting)
(strains)
(growls)
(roars)
- (growls)
- I say thee... (roars)
Why's everybody roaring?
(roars)
Not you, too.
(growls)
(strains)
Hey, good guys, uh,
Scarlet Witch calling.
There's a big purple guy
behind all the fighting.
Ugh, fail.
Red wing, link to Falcon!
- (grunts)
- (roars)
(caws)
(beeps)
Stop, bad bird.
Oh, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos.
Two empires and a passel
of Earth heroes in one day,
all destroying each other.
Yeah, baby!
- Um.
- What?
Is there something behind me?
(Scarlet Witch)
Run over in space.
What are the odds of that?
Probability powers?
(laughs)
Yeah, I make things go wrong.
Ooh!
And I'm only invincible!
Or I will be, when I get
all the stuff for it.
For now, I'll just use
the Soul Stone's power
to drain your soul.
Soul Stone!
(grunts)
(strains)
(chuckles)
Did I mention it really hurt?
(cries out)
(grunts)
See, now that's entertainment.
It's so much better
when they fight back.
(beeps) Alert! Scarlet Witch's hexes
cause system malfunction.
(beeps)
Even to objects of great power.
See for yourself.
(gasps)
- Huh?
- (grunts)
Huh?
- Whoa.
- (grunts)
Hulk no understanding.
- Huh?
- Uh.
You're messing up my starter stone.
(strains)
You ruined my whole plan.
(Captain Marvel) Slow down, there we go.
Grab hold. Watch the shoulder.
Chronic sciatica. Okay.
Ta-da!
Thanks for the save, kid.
Anytime.
This isn't over.
(Iron Man)
Sure it is.
(gasps)
(grunts)
(gasps)
Sweetie!
Nice to see you too, bunny feet.
(all groan)
- Bunny feet?
- Cooties.
Please, accept my apology,
heroes of Earth.
You have saved billions of lives today.
What do you say to another round
of peace talks, princess?
(all cheer)
(crowd continues to cheer)
Well, back together for good.
(gasps)
It not last mission?
It never last mission.
(all cheer)
Do the people you save
always cheer like that?
Yeah, pretty much.
Good, cause we need a ride home.
So the Kree and Skrulls
have a truce.
Thanks to us.
Now, as for the loss
of the Helicarrier.
Oh, you so-called heroes are gonna
blame me for wrecking your big boat
to save your goody-goody hero jobs.
Fine, cuff me.
When Daddy hears about this, you're gonna
be up to your keisters in Evil Mutants.
Whoa, don't go all Cell Block H on us.
Stark Industries will foot the bill
for the Hellicarrier.
Um, just to clarify,
you're not throwing me in jail?
Um, we're offering you
a good-goody hero job,
you blasted noob.
- Huh.
- You know how factors go.
- (strains)
- Welcome, mine ally,
though thou wert once mine foe.
Terrific, another kid.
Pointy our new shiny.
I have no idea
what they just said.
You'll catch on.
For now just smile and nod.
And is everybody done nodding?
Good. Cause as long
as the universe needs us,
the Super Hero Squad
has to stay together.
Well, here we are.
Right back where we started.
Heroes without a place to stay.
Not necessarily.
Stark Industries and Shield
have taken care of that.
(beeps)
(engine roars)
Oh.
(gasps)
Whoa.
(gasps)
Oh.
(all cheer)
(Iron Man) The Super Hero Squad's
back in business.
Doctor, congratulations
are in order.
Because you helped to foil
the Wrecking Crew's escape attempt,
we're moving you out of solitary.
Dr. Doom, meet your new cellmates.
Uh, hi, boss.
Well, I'll let you three stool birds
get reacquainted.
No.
Psst, I don't suppose
you have a crowbar
upon your person per chance?
I have the Soul Stone.
Soon I'll have the others.
Power, Mind, Reality,
and the twins, Time and Space.
As the Stones give me greater
and greater power,
I shall have more ways
to rip the universe to pieces.
Starting with
the Super Hero Squad
Yeah, I smell an insane
villain laugh coming on.
(insane villain laugh)
(snores)
"And so, as all the bad guys
swore oaths of vengeance against them,
the Super Hero Squad looked forward
to more exciting adventures than ever.
And Doom rotted in jail,
just like a big chump. The end."
I'm sitting right here.
(cries out)
(chuckles)
MODOK, will you tell me a story?
(MODOK) The story fairy needs sleep
and so do you.
(Abomination)
But I can't sleep. Please.
(MODOK)
This tutu is too too tight.
(laughs)
You make a funny costume
out of newspaper.
(growls)
The things I do for you.
Now, on with the narrative.
- Oh.
- The story?
Oh.
(laughs)
(beeps)
"Hello again. I am
your Marvel do me story fairy
with another pulse-pounding tale
of aneurism-inducing action!"
- (growls)
- (growls, laughs)
- You done?
- Ooh.
But seriously,
"Once upon a previous episode,
Doctor Doom was stuck,
powerless, in prison,
and it serves him right,
the big jerk.
Thanos was instigating a war
between the Kree and the Skrulls
with his Soul Stone.
Meanwhile, the Super Hero Squad
was in prison, too.
Space prison! In orbit
around the Skrull Throneworld!"
(banging sounds)
(Iron Man)
Got to get out of here.
(strains)
(Skrull) These are the prisoners,
Princess Anelle.
I know that.
The question is,
how many of them must I vaporize
before the others talk?
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man
joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
(mutters)
Green lady have issues.
- (body thuds)
- (Hulk grunts)
(growls)
Where did the Kree find
such a stupid spy?
And has Captain Marvel stood me up
at Kree/Skull peace talks?
We're from Earth,
and that's what we're trying to find out.
In that case, it would
make sense for us to join forces.
(Thanos)
Not if Thanos can help it.
Soul Stone.
(gasps)
(growls)
But I hate you.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
(growls)
If the Kree captain
doesn't arrive within the hour,
vaporize the prisoners
and invade Earth!
Some last mission.
We must needs escape
and find Captain Marvel.
We could shut down
these inertia fields
if we had an energy factor hero
like the Silver Surfer.
I got it!
We could contact H.E.R.B.I.E.,
there's an energy factor hero
on the Helicarrier
who could help us.
- What?
- What?
(alarm sounds)
(yawns)
Aww.
Thank you.
(beeps)
(muttering)
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
(beeps)
(gasps)
(growls)
(cries out)
Ah!
Oh no!
(groans)
(strains)
My hexes magnetized you that time.
Daddy would be so proud.
(beeps)
Scarlet Witch?
(beeps)
Daughter of Magneto.
(beeps)
Super-villian.
Ugh, calm down, shorty.
Dad and I are kind of on the outs
over that whole villain thing.
- But once I left him, I had nowhere to go.
- (door opens)
(laughs)
(Scarlet Witch)
Falcon was only friend
who hadn't sworn revenge
on humanity.
He let me crash here.
- Ugh.
- (purrs)
(H.E.R.B.I.E)
That is unauthorized.
(Scarlet Witch) Right, and it's not easy
hiding from super types.
(sniffs)
Hmm?
(farts)
- Huh?
- (gasps)
(moans)
(screams)
- (coughs and gags)
- (loud crash)
Ow!
(Scarlet Witch)
Falc, has this idea I can be a hero.
- I don't know about that.
- (laughs)
(grunts)
(Scarlet Witch)
But we'll see.
- Falcon?
- (chuckles)
Huh?
Either way,
if you try to arrest me in space,
this can get real ugly real fast.
- (alarm sounds)
- (gasps)
Alert! Hostile Vessel approaching!
(beeps)
A Kree Superinvader!
Alert! Must alert others.
Alert! No communications.
(beeps)
Hmm.
Hey, here she is now.
She's using my empathic link
with Red wing.
Falc, where are you?
We're all in prison.
Prison? On that space station?
In that square thingy
down at the bottom?
Uh-huh, that's it.
Soul Stone?
(Soul Stone)
Roger that.
(all cry out)
(beeps)
Alert! Unidentified green glow observed.
Kree vessel positioning
to fire at Skrull space station.
Oh, no.
(growls)
(beeps)
(beeps)
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.
(beeps)
Alert! Fusion cannon firing.
Bank shot.
(rumbling)
Let's put an end to this.
Squaddies, grab a helmet
and Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
If anybody gets hurt,
the war is back on.
Disable these ships.
Have at thee.
Don't mind if I do.
(growls)
(all cry out)
(laughs)
(roars)
(grunts)
By Fandral's fancy fencing foil.
Heel, boy.
Huh?
Oh.
(gasps)
(roars)
(Hulk)
Big gun gonna go pow.
(grunts)
Huh?
(Thanos laughs)
That's it. Hate. Destroy.
Go boom.
(Thanos laughs)
- Hulk! Big guy!
- Ms. M!
(growls)
(grunts)
(gasps)
(gasps)
(laughs)
(yells)
(all gasp)
Oxygen supply
has been compromised.
(beeps)
(strains)
(laughs)
Good times.
(strains)
(panting)
(strains)
(growls)
(roars)
- (growls)
- I say thee... (roars)
Why's everybody roaring?
(roars)
Not you, too.
(growls)
(strains)
Hey, good guys, uh,
Scarlet Witch calling.
There's a big purple guy
behind all the fighting.
Ugh, fail.
Red wing, link to Falcon!
- (grunts)
- (roars)
(caws)
(beeps)
Stop, bad bird.
Oh, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos.
Two empires and a passel
of Earth heroes in one day,
all destroying each other.
Yeah, baby!
- Um.
- What?
Is there something behind me?
(Scarlet Witch)
Run over in space.
What are the odds of that?
Probability powers?
(laughs)
Yeah, I make things go wrong.
Ooh!
And I'm only invincible!
Or I will be, when I get
all the stuff for it.
For now, I'll just use
the Soul Stone's power
to drain your soul.
Soul Stone!
(grunts)
(strains)
(chuckles)
Did I mention it really hurt?
(cries out)
(grunts)
See, now that's entertainment.
It's so much better
when they fight back.
(beeps) Alert! Scarlet Witch's hexes
cause system malfunction.
(beeps)
Even to objects of great power.
See for yourself.
(gasps)
- Huh?
- (grunts)
Huh?
- Whoa.
- (grunts)
Hulk no understanding.
- Huh?
- Uh.
You're messing up my starter stone.
(strains)
You ruined my whole plan.
(Captain Marvel) Slow down, there we go.
Grab hold. Watch the shoulder.
Chronic sciatica. Okay.
Ta-da!
Thanks for the save, kid.
Anytime.
This isn't over.
(Iron Man)
Sure it is.
(gasps)
(grunts)
(gasps)
Sweetie!
Nice to see you too, bunny feet.
(all groan)
- Bunny feet?
- Cooties.
Please, accept my apology,
heroes of Earth.
You have saved billions of lives today.
What do you say to another round
of peace talks, princess?
(all cheer)
(crowd continues to cheer)
Well, back together for good.
(gasps)
It not last mission?
It never last mission.
(all cheer)
Do the people you save
always cheer like that?
Yeah, pretty much.
Good, cause we need a ride home.
So the Kree and Skrulls
have a truce.
Thanks to us.
Now, as for the loss
of the Helicarrier.
Oh, you so-called heroes are gonna
blame me for wrecking your big boat
to save your goody-goody hero jobs.
Fine, cuff me.
When Daddy hears about this, you're gonna
be up to your keisters in Evil Mutants.
Whoa, don't go all Cell Block H on us.
Stark Industries will foot the bill
for the Hellicarrier.
Um, just to clarify,
you're not throwing me in jail?
Um, we're offering you
a good-goody hero job,
you blasted noob.
- Huh.
- You know how factors go.
- (strains)
- Welcome, mine ally,
though thou wert once mine foe.
Terrific, another kid.
Pointy our new shiny.
I have no idea
what they just said.
You'll catch on.
For now just smile and nod.
And is everybody done nodding?
Good. Cause as long
as the universe needs us,
the Super Hero Squad
has to stay together.
Well, here we are.
Right back where we started.
Heroes without a place to stay.
Not necessarily.
Stark Industries and Shield
have taken care of that.
(beeps)
(engine roars)
Oh.
(gasps)
Whoa.
(gasps)
Oh.
(all cheer)
(Iron Man) The Super Hero Squad's
back in business.
Doctor, congratulations
are in order.
Because you helped to foil
the Wrecking Crew's escape attempt,
we're moving you out of solitary.
Dr. Doom, meet your new cellmates.
Uh, hi, boss.
Well, I'll let you three stool birds
get reacquainted.
No.
Psst, I don't suppose
you have a crowbar
upon your person per chance?
I have the Soul Stone.
Soon I'll have the others.
Power, Mind, Reality,
and the twins, Time and Space.
As the Stones give me greater
and greater power,
I shall have more ways
to rip the universe to pieces.
Starting with
the Super Hero Squad
Yeah, I smell an insane
villain laugh coming on.
(insane villain laugh)
(snores)
"And so, as all the bad guys
swore oaths of vengeance against them,
the Super Hero Squad looked forward
to more exciting adventures than ever.
And Doom rotted in jail,
just like a big chump. The end."
I'm sitting right here.
(cries out)
(chuckles)