The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 3 - World War Witch! - full transcript
Thanos acquires the Time Gem and attempts to send the Super Hero Squad back a billion years in the past. But Scarlet Witch uses her hex power to avert the time beam, only to end up in World War Two all by herself.
Whoo-hoo!
Falcon, did you see that turn?
Iron Man authorized
Helicarrier pilot training only.
Not demolition derby.
Don't fry a chip
over it, HERBIE.
Space is the perfect place
for Wanda's driving lessons.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Piece of cake.
Hey, what does
Turbo Thrust do?
Don't touch that!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my head hurts.
Behind that force field,
Thanos, lies the Time stone.
Why, thank you,
master of the obvious.
The Scythian traitor told me that
before he lost consciousness.
You know, Thanos, as your Soul stone,
I am obligated to warn you
two of your enemies are headed this way.
You might consider,
I don't know, hurrying.
When that stone is in my hands,
the one thing we'll have plenty of
is time.
Oh, yes!
Et cetera.
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do ♪
♪ Is shout now
who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts
in from the sky ♪
♪ Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
Think of the possibilities.
I could send my enemies
back to a time of non-breathable air,
cause a rift in
the space-time continuum,
travel into the future
to see how powerful I get.
I can't wait to test this baby!
Yeah, well, you're about
to get your chance, big guy.
What a coin kid ink.
This "Invaders"
comic book is great.
I didn't know Captain America
had a whole different
Super Hero team
back in the '40s.
I think we've learned
enough for one day.
HERBIE, plot me a course
back to the jump station.
Mm-hmm.
Thanos again!
The perfect test.
Let's see how the Super Hero Squad
fares a billion years in the past.
Time stone!
Unauthorized teleportation.
Not allowed.
No, no!
Really big no-no!
Hmm?
Ugh! Her again.
Let's try it
on a pulsar.
Yeah, that's
your answer for everything.
What happened?
Where am I?
Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund,
Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
I don't understand,
but that says bad guy in any language.
Huh?
So then the scroll says,
that's not my arm.
- What was it then?
- I don't get it.
Ooh! Ooh!
Hulk have joke.
Tell it.
Hulk forgot.
- Hey, Falcon.
- You get the Helicarrier back
in one piece?
Yes, with an asterisk.
I can't find Scarlet Witch.
It's like she disappeared.
I just located her Squaddie
tracking chip somewhere in Europe.
Got her!
Yon schmatta be Scarlet Witch's cape.
But 'tis years old and mildewy with age.
We got time issues.
She's somewhere in the past.
You mean Wanda is history?
Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund.
Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
Well, what do we have here?
Get her!
Let me go!
Nein, Americanish strudel.
The Red Skull does not let one go.
Tie her to the missile.
Schnell!
So good of you to volunteer
to try out my new super weapon.
This of course is just the fun size.
The real one is much, much bigger.
Excuse me. Why are you the only guy
here that speaks English?
I had a free block after chemistry.
Launch!
Auf Wiedersehen.
There! At least I have
one hand to hex with.
You just can't count on improbability.
Help!
Hey-oh!
I'm Captain America.
And these are the Invaders
at your service, ma'am.
That's Bucky, young master
of hand-to-hand combat.
Ha! Ho!
Over there's the Human Torch.
Not strictly human,
but Android Torch
didn't sound quite right.
Ha ha ha!
See ya in the funny pages.
And Toro, with all the same
powers as the Human Torch.
Now you're cooking with gas.
Looks like the Red Skull is at it again.
Let's turn up the heat on this hairy plan.
Thanks for the assist,
but where's the rest of the Squad?
Begging your pardon, ma'am,
this is my squad.
Yecch! The Invaders.
They're always so invasive.
Attack!
Hubba-hubba! They must have stopped
rationing sugar the day they made you.
I don't even know what that means.
Take a powder, wise guy.
23 skidoo!
He disappeared!
Now we'll never know
Red Skull's plan.
- I do.
- Oh, you still here?
Run along, missy.
You're safe now.
- No need to keep following me.
- But I can help.
Yeah, something's fishy
about this dame's getup, Cap.
I think she's really one
of Red Skulls' pigeons.
I don't care if she's
General MacArthur's jumper.
We've got the Second Great War to win.
The Second Great what?
Wait, wait, wait.
What year is this?
- 1942.
- A.D.
Thanos' Time stone blast must have gotten
mixed up with my hex powers
and sent me back into the past
to the time of the comic book
I was reading.
Are you really from the future?
Do you all have jet packs there?
Well, no, but we have the Internet.
We have to go back in time
and get Wanda.
4Anyone got a spare
time travel machine?
I wish I could help, but my last time
travel experiment caused a...
Ooh! Paradox.
Hulk, how did you...
Hulk like duckies.
Behold, Falcon. Yon solution is
- in the paper pages of this colorful tome.
- A comic book?
Mail order devices
both strange and mystical.
- Ooh!
- Those don't work.
So sayeth thee.
Art thou not astounded
by my sea lemurs?
Yea, 'tis a veritable civilization
of philosophers and performers.
And oh, look,
that one's a cowboy.
Get ye back to thine corral,
mine seafaring scamp.
Whatever you say,
thunderbub.
Hey, there is
a time machine in here.
Pray to thine ad,
then all we must do is wait
a mere six to eight weeks.
I've worked out a strategy plan
to help us stop Red Skull.
Killer diller, but we're only here
on an info gathering mission.
You have to think bigger.
His rocket will blow up Europe.
We can at least blow up his rocket
and his lab and him.
You like to turn up the heat.
That's because she's a villain.
Easy, little mister.
You got a better idea?
A blanket with sleeves?
No.
Cap, Toro, and I will tail the soldiers
back to HQ.
Torch, you stay here
and keep working on that hatch.
Bucky, you guard his back.
You heard the little lady.
Hup hup hup!
Hmm. Methinks it looked bigger
in the picture.
I've pinpointed Wanda's
exact location in the time line.
Smack dab in the middle
of World War II.
Looks like you chumps
need a guide.
A guide named
Captain America.
Wait! What if the you Cap
runs into the then Cap?
Allow me to explain.
This is the universe.
This is the universe
if you meet yourself.
Any questions?
Yeah, a quick question. Might I get
yon universe scrambled with cheese?
Just be careful.
And whatever you do,
don't let Captain America
run into himself.
Okay, time
to embrace our past.
Come on!
I... I... I paid for you!
You actually thought that
mail order junk was gonna work?
Quiet.
Others approaching.
Look out!
I thought I heard something.
Was it my heart burning for you?
I'm gonna go with no.
Getting the Scarlet Witch
is gonna be harder than we thought.
Especially if Captain America keeps
getting in the way. No offense, Cap.
Right you are. Let's vamoose.
No time for dancing. Let's go!
Aha!
A secret weapons bunker.
Oy!
Schadenfreude!
- Kaputski, kaputski.
- Ja, Doberman Pinscher.
- Hildegard!
- Red Skull.
Hup hup hup!
O Tannenbaum.
Good work, Squaddies.
Rocket launch sequence activated.
Launch in 50, 49,
48...
You planned this.
You made us waste time
burning through that door
so Red Skull...
- Oh, pshaw.
- We have to find out
where that rocket is
launching from.
Have at thee!
Hey, what does
this lever do?
Captain America!
Hold it right there,
Red Numbskull.
Of course.
Once I launch my rocket
and destroy the continent!
Auf Wiedersehen.
Oh!
Now no one can
stop the launch.
Not even Captain America.
Oh.
So long, farewell,
auf Wiedersehen,
good-bye!
Hurry, he's making a getaway.
We can't all follow him.
Someone has to stop the rocket.
I will. You guys go.
She's left us no choice.
Huh? What?
Wasn't he just down there?
All right, Wanda,
time to prove you're a Hero.
- Wreck that rocket...
- There is another option.
Finally. We thought you'd
never get rid of him...
us... me... Wow.
Can the reunion wait?
We kinda got a literal ticking clock.
Right you are.
Squaddies, who's ready to go home?
Me thought thou
wouldst never ask.
Now yon rocket willst not
launch, but explode here.
To me, time ma...
Hmm. Mayhap the fighting
was a bit hard on it.
You think we should have
waited on the rocket
until we knew we could leave?
Don't worry, I got this...
I hope.
By Heimdall's hairy
hind quarters!
I have not seen the light!
I want my mommy!
It's failed!
My great plan failed.
I guess that's the last we'll see
of the old Red Skull.
Well said, Bucky, and I know
none of us will ever forget
that girl of the future, dear...
What was I saying?
Oh, I love a happy ending.
Falcon, did you see that turn?
Iron Man authorized
Helicarrier pilot training only.
Not demolition derby.
Don't fry a chip
over it, HERBIE.
Space is the perfect place
for Wanda's driving lessons.
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Piece of cake.
Hey, what does
Turbo Thrust do?
Don't touch that!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, my head hurts.
Behind that force field,
Thanos, lies the Time stone.
Why, thank you,
master of the obvious.
The Scythian traitor told me that
before he lost consciousness.
You know, Thanos, as your Soul stone,
I am obligated to warn you
two of your enemies are headed this way.
You might consider,
I don't know, hurrying.
When that stone is in my hands,
the one thing we'll have plenty of
is time.
Oh, yes!
Et cetera.
With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do ♪
♪ Is shout now
who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Well, they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,
Thanos ends in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts
in from the sky ♪
♪ Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
Think of the possibilities.
I could send my enemies
back to a time of non-breathable air,
cause a rift in
the space-time continuum,
travel into the future
to see how powerful I get.
I can't wait to test this baby!
Yeah, well, you're about
to get your chance, big guy.
What a coin kid ink.
This "Invaders"
comic book is great.
I didn't know Captain America
had a whole different
Super Hero team
back in the '40s.
I think we've learned
enough for one day.
HERBIE, plot me a course
back to the jump station.
Mm-hmm.
Thanos again!
The perfect test.
Let's see how the Super Hero Squad
fares a billion years in the past.
Time stone!
Unauthorized teleportation.
Not allowed.
No, no!
Really big no-no!
Hmm?
Ugh! Her again.
Let's try it
on a pulsar.
Yeah, that's
your answer for everything.
What happened?
Where am I?
Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund,
Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
I don't understand,
but that says bad guy in any language.
Huh?
So then the scroll says,
that's not my arm.
- What was it then?
- I don't get it.
Ooh! Ooh!
Hulk have joke.
Tell it.
Hulk forgot.
- Hey, Falcon.
- You get the Helicarrier back
in one piece?
Yes, with an asterisk.
I can't find Scarlet Witch.
It's like she disappeared.
I just located her Squaddie
tracking chip somewhere in Europe.
Got her!
Yon schmatta be Scarlet Witch's cape.
But 'tis years old and mildewy with age.
We got time issues.
She's somewhere in the past.
You mean Wanda is history?
Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund.
Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
Well, what do we have here?
Get her!
Let me go!
Nein, Americanish strudel.
The Red Skull does not let one go.
Tie her to the missile.
Schnell!
So good of you to volunteer
to try out my new super weapon.
This of course is just the fun size.
The real one is much, much bigger.
Excuse me. Why are you the only guy
here that speaks English?
I had a free block after chemistry.
Launch!
Auf Wiedersehen.
There! At least I have
one hand to hex with.
You just can't count on improbability.
Help!
Hey-oh!
I'm Captain America.
And these are the Invaders
at your service, ma'am.
That's Bucky, young master
of hand-to-hand combat.
Ha! Ho!
Over there's the Human Torch.
Not strictly human,
but Android Torch
didn't sound quite right.
Ha ha ha!
See ya in the funny pages.
And Toro, with all the same
powers as the Human Torch.
Now you're cooking with gas.
Looks like the Red Skull is at it again.
Let's turn up the heat on this hairy plan.
Thanks for the assist,
but where's the rest of the Squad?
Begging your pardon, ma'am,
this is my squad.
Yecch! The Invaders.
They're always so invasive.
Attack!
Hubba-hubba! They must have stopped
rationing sugar the day they made you.
I don't even know what that means.
Take a powder, wise guy.
23 skidoo!
He disappeared!
Now we'll never know
Red Skull's plan.
- I do.
- Oh, you still here?
Run along, missy.
You're safe now.
- No need to keep following me.
- But I can help.
Yeah, something's fishy
about this dame's getup, Cap.
I think she's really one
of Red Skulls' pigeons.
I don't care if she's
General MacArthur's jumper.
We've got the Second Great War to win.
The Second Great what?
Wait, wait, wait.
What year is this?
- 1942.
- A.D.
Thanos' Time stone blast must have gotten
mixed up with my hex powers
and sent me back into the past
to the time of the comic book
I was reading.
Are you really from the future?
Do you all have jet packs there?
Well, no, but we have the Internet.
We have to go back in time
and get Wanda.
4Anyone got a spare
time travel machine?
I wish I could help, but my last time
travel experiment caused a...
Ooh! Paradox.
Hulk, how did you...
Hulk like duckies.
Behold, Falcon. Yon solution is
- in the paper pages of this colorful tome.
- A comic book?
Mail order devices
both strange and mystical.
- Ooh!
- Those don't work.
So sayeth thee.
Art thou not astounded
by my sea lemurs?
Yea, 'tis a veritable civilization
of philosophers and performers.
And oh, look,
that one's a cowboy.
Get ye back to thine corral,
mine seafaring scamp.
Whatever you say,
thunderbub.
Hey, there is
a time machine in here.
Pray to thine ad,
then all we must do is wait
a mere six to eight weeks.
I've worked out a strategy plan
to help us stop Red Skull.
Killer diller, but we're only here
on an info gathering mission.
You have to think bigger.
His rocket will blow up Europe.
We can at least blow up his rocket
and his lab and him.
You like to turn up the heat.
That's because she's a villain.
Easy, little mister.
You got a better idea?
A blanket with sleeves?
No.
Cap, Toro, and I will tail the soldiers
back to HQ.
Torch, you stay here
and keep working on that hatch.
Bucky, you guard his back.
You heard the little lady.
Hup hup hup!
Hmm. Methinks it looked bigger
in the picture.
I've pinpointed Wanda's
exact location in the time line.
Smack dab in the middle
of World War II.
Looks like you chumps
need a guide.
A guide named
Captain America.
Wait! What if the you Cap
runs into the then Cap?
Allow me to explain.
This is the universe.
This is the universe
if you meet yourself.
Any questions?
Yeah, a quick question. Might I get
yon universe scrambled with cheese?
Just be careful.
And whatever you do,
don't let Captain America
run into himself.
Okay, time
to embrace our past.
Come on!
I... I... I paid for you!
You actually thought that
mail order junk was gonna work?
Quiet.
Others approaching.
Look out!
I thought I heard something.
Was it my heart burning for you?
I'm gonna go with no.
Getting the Scarlet Witch
is gonna be harder than we thought.
Especially if Captain America keeps
getting in the way. No offense, Cap.
Right you are. Let's vamoose.
No time for dancing. Let's go!
Aha!
A secret weapons bunker.
Oy!
Schadenfreude!
- Kaputski, kaputski.
- Ja, Doberman Pinscher.
- Hildegard!
- Red Skull.
Hup hup hup!
O Tannenbaum.
Good work, Squaddies.
Rocket launch sequence activated.
Launch in 50, 49,
48...
You planned this.
You made us waste time
burning through that door
so Red Skull...
- Oh, pshaw.
- We have to find out
where that rocket is
launching from.
Have at thee!
Hey, what does
this lever do?
Captain America!
Hold it right there,
Red Numbskull.
Of course.
Once I launch my rocket
and destroy the continent!
Auf Wiedersehen.
Oh!
Now no one can
stop the launch.
Not even Captain America.
Oh.
So long, farewell,
auf Wiedersehen,
good-bye!
Hurry, he's making a getaway.
We can't all follow him.
Someone has to stop the rocket.
I will. You guys go.
She's left us no choice.
Huh? What?
Wasn't he just down there?
All right, Wanda,
time to prove you're a Hero.
- Wreck that rocket...
- There is another option.
Finally. We thought you'd
never get rid of him...
us... me... Wow.
Can the reunion wait?
We kinda got a literal ticking clock.
Right you are.
Squaddies, who's ready to go home?
Me thought thou
wouldst never ask.
Now yon rocket willst not
launch, but explode here.
To me, time ma...
Hmm. Mayhap the fighting
was a bit hard on it.
You think we should have
waited on the rocket
until we knew we could leave?
Don't worry, I got this...
I hope.
By Heimdall's hairy
hind quarters!
I have not seen the light!
I want my mommy!
It's failed!
My great plan failed.
I guess that's the last we'll see
of the old Red Skull.
Well said, Bucky, and I know
none of us will ever forget
that girl of the future, dear...
What was I saying?
Oh, I love a happy ending.