The Super Hero Squad Show (2009–2011): Season 1, Episode 1 - And Lo... A Pilot Shall Come! - full transcript
Mole Man unleashes Megataur, Tricephalous and Manoo on Superhero City while searching for a fractal buried deep beneath the ground. The Super Hero Squad tries to stop both him and his minions, but Mole Man still has Fin Fang Foom waiting in the wings.
(Mayor) My friends, Doctor Doom
is only a few miles away,
but this great wall will keep
his villainous Lethal Legion
out of Super Hero City
for good!
And maybe bring in
some tourism dollars.
- (booming)
- (people yelling)
(roaring)
What do I know?
(people screaming)
Sounds like Doom's already
testing the wall out.
- I'm calling in my crew!
- (sighs) Iron Man, please!
I've stationed Cyclops, Beast,
and a dozen S.H.I.E.L.D. agents
- up at the north end.
- (explosion)
Remain calm, citizens.
Did you hear me?
Remain calm!
- (roaring)
- (screaming)
S.H.I.E.L.D. has the situation
under control!
(roaring)
As mayor of Super Hero City,
I now declare this impenetrable
defensive wall open.
As I was saying, I'm getting
the Super Hero Squad!
(boom)
Whoa!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Why me?
(Doctor Doom)
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the Universe!
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up! ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Doctor Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
(car alarms blaring)
(alarm blaring)
(Hulk growling)
To me, Mjolnir!
Ha!
What dread foe doth vex
the mighty Super Hero Squad?
Whatever it is, it's big!
(Iron Man)
Oh, you have no idea.
- (roaring)
- (people screaming)
Iron Man! These giant critters
could plow the whole blamed city under!
(Hulk)
Critters not giant.
- Only yea big.
- Uh, Hulk, trust me.
(growling)
S.H.I.E.L.D. Shelter is this way.
Quickly and calmly, people.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
(roaring)
The Starkutron 3000.
It calculates thousands
of variables.
Hulk don't understand.
So say we all.
Oh. Iron Man chooses
from billions of combinations
of our abilities
to select the best team
with which to stop
these creatures.
That is so cosmic.
(Iron Man) We need every bit
of my tech factor,
Hulk's strength factor,
Thor's elemental factor,
Falcon's speed factor,
the Surfer's energy factor,
and Wolverine's animal factor.
I could've told you that, Bub.
Giant monsters, everybody plays.
Not giant. Yea big.
- Puny?
- Mmm, negative, Hulk.
That's Megataur, Tricephalous,
and Manoo on the move.
Three of Mole Man's creatures.
It's no surprise.
He's working for Doc Doom.
Almost every super villain is.
Ever since the Infinity Sword shattered
in that air battle
between Doctor Doom and Iron Man
and the pieces fell on the city.
Yeah, now any of Doom's bums
grabs hold of one of those fractals,
he gets a chunk
of the sword's cosmic power.
So? We grab
the fractals first,
before Doom rebuilds
the Infinity Sword
and takes over the universe!
Yada, yada, yada!
Right now, we got monsters!
Roger that!
Good luck, Squaddies!
(roaring)
(screams)
(roaring)
Super Hero Squad,
unless Ms. M's packing
a 30 foot bullfighter's cape,
it's time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
I'm with you, big man.
Follow them.
Ugh. Through the door?
(laughing)
Look down there, Hulk!
Whoa, monster's not puny.
(laughing)
Now only Bird puny!
Hey, hey, I'm 5'11", okay?
The Cap always told me,
it's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I hear ya.
Lot more to a scrap
than who's the biggest
and strongest.
- Who say?
- I do!
Whoa!
Uh!
(Wolverine)
Always all about you.
There they go,
Iron Man and his so-called heroes.
(laughing)
Stark dared to challenge Doom
over the Infinity Sword,
and now he pays dearly.
Oh, Mole Man,
you serve me well.
These monsters of yours
could flatten the city.
Ah, believe me,
Doctor Doom...
(snorting)
Tricephalous, Megataur,
and Manoo
have enough power and more.
(burps)
Excuse me.
As long as the cursed
Super Hero Squad is distracted,
my true plan lies elsewhere. I...
- (breaks wind)
- Ahh!
When I'm on the surface,
I tend to...
(burps) depressurize?
Aah!
(breaks wind)
Well, then, return underground
and retrieve the fractal
you have discovered.
Uh! It must be...
(burps)
Oh, a very powerful fractal indeed
to have driven itself
so deep into the ground.
(snorts) With my creatures
on the loose,
I can excavate in peace.
I will gather
these wayward shards
of the Infinity Sword,
and Doom will prevail!
And you will be amply rewarded,
even more so if my enemies
are destroyed.
You are too generous, Doom.
- (burps)
- (breaks wind)
Oh!
Abomination!
Open a window!
(sniffing)
Huh?
- (sirens wailing)
- (explosions)
(crashing)
(roaring)
(screaming)
(Iron Man) We'll clear the area
before we throw down with Loogie-Zilla.
(grunts)
(Falcon) Ladies and gentlemen,
time to play
that great new game
that nobody likes.
Confuse A Creature!
Whoa. The creature
does not seem confused.
Even this thing's not dumb enough
to let us braid its necks.
Ha!
Look out!
Hey! No rubberneckin'!
(grunting)
Take him, Surfer!
Good work, team!
(yelling)
(roaring)
(snorting)
Okay! Take him, Hu...
Hulk? Hulk!
Where'd you go?
You better not eat that!
- Uh!
- (car alarm blaring)
Bull strong!
Hulk is stronger!
(gagging)
- (Storm) Stay clear!
- Storm?
Where you been, darlin'?
Uh!
Ooh, oucheth.
(monster growling)
Foul creature!
Thou flesh-dissolving
protoplasm! Ha!
You don't have
to call me names.
Hey, Thor. I'm picking up some funky
subterranean heat readings
deep in the earth.
Mole Man's got something big
moving around down there.
(grunting)
If a fractal impacted
deep in the earth,
'twould fall to Mole Man
to retrieve it.
And we all know that an impacted
fractal can be painful.
- Uh...
- Back soon!
(screaming)
(Hulk yelling)
- Ms. M? I'm taking a crew underground.
- Now?
We can beat 'em
with my trusty Starkutron 3000.
- Hulk! Hulk! Give me that!
- Uhh...
Now that everybody's evacuated
to shelters,
we've got a chance.
And here comes headcase!
Get ready.
Falcon, you're with me and Wolvie.
Don't call me Wolvie!
(monster growling)
(roaring)
(Iron Man)
Welcome to Lava Lab 2.
- Lava? As in lamp?
- As in lava.
It's a probe I built to explore
under the earth's crust.
(sniffs)
Sulfur.
We're takin' the fight
to the Mole Man.
Exactly. Time to play
Whack-a-Mole!
(alarm blaring)
Are we there yet?
This tin can's a little cozy.
Its cozier outside.
(Falcon thinking)
Red wing, buddy.
Give me a flyby of the city.
And no decorating
the statues downtown.
Watch the blades,
watch the blades!
(squawks)
(squawking)
(Hulk yelling)
Dumb man doesn't hide.
(roaring)
(growling)
That did it, Hulk!
(Hulk yelling)
(squawking)
(yelping)
(crying)
Aah!
(grunts)
Storm!
(grunts)
- Ouch.
- (thinking) Enough recon.
Go on home, Red wing.
Worry about the citizens
in those S.H.I.E.L.D. Shelters!
(roaring)
We're holding
our own topside,
but there's no sign
of the fight slowing down.
We need to find the fractal.
(Iron Man)
They're usually impossible to detect.
Except this one went deep into the rock.
Must have left a borehole
for us to follow.
Sonar, heat scans,
and flatulence detectors
all point to Mole Man.
And he's been using
heavy equipment to get to it.
I can bring us to within,
oh, 50 yards or so.
When?
(Iron Man) Now!
Back! Back!
I'll take it from here!
(Mole Man laughing)
- And there it is.
- I got this.
(grunts)
Let's do this, Stinky.
Not so fast!
Ah! Spin-a-mole!
(both)
Ah!
You're not good enough!
Why do people always
underestimate me?
H'ya! Ha! Ya!
(struggling)
- Uh!
- (breaks wind)
(struggling)
This is one fractal
Doom doesn't get.
(laughing)
Doom?
- Uhh!
- Ahh!
Uh!
To the abyss with Doom!
I'm keeping the fractal!
(laughing)
It's working!
Speed boost! Perfect!
(imitating speeding car)
Hold still! Uhh!
And I sense another change!
My pets no longer respond to my voice.
(growling)
Whoa!
I now have direct
mind-control over them!
Meet my excavation crew!
The most feared creature
above or below ground,
Fing Fang Foom!
(roaring)
(rumbling)
(roaring)
Whoa. When I said heavy equipment,
I was really low-balling it.
Now to the surface!
There, I will personally
manipulate my monsters
into destroying
Super Hero City
and taking over
the Lethal Legion!
You wanna be Doc Doom? Ew.
Uh, dude.
Have you seen his stuff?
I mean, he has a Quantum-tunneling
popcorn popper.
Delicious popcorn two seconds
before you switch it on.
You know, that is pretty cool.
(grunts)
I'll have the Lethal Legion,
find all the fractals,
forge a new Infinity Sword,
and with the Sword,
I'll rule the surface world!
Me! Not Doom!
Uh!
But first, I'll leave Fing Fang Foom
with a little thought.
(Mole Man thinking)
You're very hungry.
(roaring)
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.
Moley Frijole shouldn't have
gotten that fractal from us.
I was there too, ya know.
Oh, please, no blaming yourselves.
Lava Lab 2 doesn't stock
any barf bags.
(beeping)
Seems to me like Lava Lab 2
is no improvement
over Lava Lab 1.
Uhh, a little bit.
Lava Lab 1 melted.
- Whoa!
- Luckily, we worked that bug out.
Hold him there, Hulk!
(grunts)
Hulk not hold.
Hulk throw!
Ouch. Is that what humans mean
by "pain in the neck?"
(laughing)
At last, we have
the upper hand!
Mole Man?
Look you well!
He hath been made anew
by yon Infinity Fractal!
- Uh!
- (laughing)
Hulk! Get those shelters
away from Manoo
before he dissolves them.
- Goo hurt friends!
- (grunts)
No!
(Hulk yelling)
(squealing)
Whoa!
Uh!
They are all my puppets!
(struggling)
(laughing)
It's too easy!
Happy! Happy!
Happy! Happy!
(roaring)
♪ Crush, destroy
Crush, destroy ♪
Such a treat for this bad boy!
This city is mine!
Whew! Getting his powers plussed,
did not improve
Moley's sunny personality.
Or his sense of rhythm.
Hey, guys, we've got another problem!
(roaring)
(grunts)
- (screaming)
- Ah...
You can't win because I have the fractal.
And I have the monsters.
And I have the hostages.
Whoa! There's people in those shelters!
And if Moley juggles
as bad as he dances...
(Hulk growls)
You are not cleared
to move the Helicarrier!
(laughing)
Hold on, Ms. M.
The Squad doesn't work for you.
You're not my boss.
Just my landlady.
(scoffs)
Oh, really?
Well...
(stutters)
(Iron Man) Falc, what're you doing?
Get back in the fight.
Sorry, Tony. I'm not the biggest
and the strongest,
but I'm the one
who can end this now.
(Falcon)
My bad!
Oooh!
Uh!
No!
(breaking wind)
(Mole Man)
That wasn't me.
(giggles)
Nice one, Falc!
Yeah! Way to go, Falcon!
Huzzah!
Nice job, Falc!
Bird, friend.
Regroup, Squaddies.
That breaks Mole Man's control,
but we still have
four monsters in the city.
- And they're hungry!
- Hungry, you say?
Lo, a plan doth spring to mind.
Storm, Thor has need of thy aid.
(Storm)
A grocery?
Oh, well done, Thor!
Nay, not well done,
but medium rare.
(monsters growling)
(monsters chomping)
- (whimpering)
- Come on, Lord of the Dunce.
No!
(whimpering)
My... my monsters!
They're probably a little busy
wrecking your underground headquarters.
(crashing)
(Thor yelling)
Come on, Guacamole Man,
We're taking you and your fractal
right to the vault.
One less fractal,
one less maniac to worry about.
Fools!
You have none to worry about
but Doom!
(Mole yelling)
(Doctor Doom)
He will be dealt with...
And one day, I will come
for the Infinity Fractal as well.
Doom has spoken.
And is Doom done now?
Good. Anyway...
(Ms. Marvel)
Send me Falcon!
Falcon, Ms. Marvel's waiting for you
back at the Helicarrier.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
To the Helicarrier!
- Hup! Hup! Hup!
- (laughing)
Uh-oh.
I've got half a mind to take
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Helicarrier
away from you loose cannons!
See Thor, you said we should've
called no take-backs.
This is a billion dollar sky-base, Falcon!
(grunts)
Oooh, dang.
Leave bird alone, yellow hair!
Bird is smart!
Bird hit monsters with boat!
(Ms. Marvel)
Uhh, you big green...
You're in charge here, Tony.
Tell me why I should
let this continue.
Look, Miss. Can I call you Miss?
We're up here to get
to the fractals before Doom.
And we did it! Now, go do your job
and let us hammer out the dents.
I'm watching you hot dogs.
Don't forget it!
Uhh. Get out of my way!
- Bye, mom!
- (laughing)
Whatever works, Falcon.
It's funny.
All your data factoring
never took into account
what can be accomplished
by one committed person
acting completely insane.
Actually, the Starkutron 3000
predicted you would.
Right, right. Well,
didn't your machine also say
that Hulk
is Yellow Hair's boyfriend?
- Dumb machine says that?
- Hulk! No!
(Hulk yelling)
Dumb machine lie!
Ah! Look out!
(grunts)
(theme music playing)
is only a few miles away,
but this great wall will keep
his villainous Lethal Legion
out of Super Hero City
for good!
And maybe bring in
some tourism dollars.
- (booming)
- (people yelling)
(roaring)
What do I know?
(people screaming)
Sounds like Doom's already
testing the wall out.
- I'm calling in my crew!
- (sighs) Iron Man, please!
I've stationed Cyclops, Beast,
and a dozen S.H.I.E.L.D. agents
- up at the north end.
- (explosion)
Remain calm, citizens.
Did you hear me?
Remain calm!
- (roaring)
- (screaming)
S.H.I.E.L.D. has the situation
under control!
(roaring)
As mayor of Super Hero City,
I now declare this impenetrable
defensive wall open.
As I was saying, I'm getting
the Super Hero Squad!
(boom)
Whoa!
(roaring)
(roaring)
Why me?
(Doctor Doom)
With that Infinity Sword,
I will rule the Universe!
All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Well they may not get along,
but they're always fighting strong now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad! ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up! ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up! ♪
♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Doctor Doom ends up in tears ♪
♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Silver Surfer by his side ♪
♪ Thor's hammer
has thunder's might ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
I hate those Squaddies!
(car alarms blaring)
(alarm blaring)
(Hulk growling)
To me, Mjolnir!
Ha!
What dread foe doth vex
the mighty Super Hero Squad?
Whatever it is, it's big!
(Iron Man)
Oh, you have no idea.
- (roaring)
- (people screaming)
Iron Man! These giant critters
could plow the whole blamed city under!
(Hulk)
Critters not giant.
- Only yea big.
- Uh, Hulk, trust me.
(growling)
S.H.I.E.L.D. Shelter is this way.
Quickly and calmly, people.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
(roaring)
The Starkutron 3000.
It calculates thousands
of variables.
Hulk don't understand.
So say we all.
Oh. Iron Man chooses
from billions of combinations
of our abilities
to select the best team
with which to stop
these creatures.
That is so cosmic.
(Iron Man) We need every bit
of my tech factor,
Hulk's strength factor,
Thor's elemental factor,
Falcon's speed factor,
the Surfer's energy factor,
and Wolverine's animal factor.
I could've told you that, Bub.
Giant monsters, everybody plays.
Not giant. Yea big.
- Puny?
- Mmm, negative, Hulk.
That's Megataur, Tricephalous,
and Manoo on the move.
Three of Mole Man's creatures.
It's no surprise.
He's working for Doc Doom.
Almost every super villain is.
Ever since the Infinity Sword shattered
in that air battle
between Doctor Doom and Iron Man
and the pieces fell on the city.
Yeah, now any of Doom's bums
grabs hold of one of those fractals,
he gets a chunk
of the sword's cosmic power.
So? We grab
the fractals first,
before Doom rebuilds
the Infinity Sword
and takes over the universe!
Yada, yada, yada!
Right now, we got monsters!
Roger that!
Good luck, Squaddies!
(roaring)
(screams)
(roaring)
Super Hero Squad,
unless Ms. M's packing
a 30 foot bullfighter's cape,
it's time to Hero Up!
♪ When the bad guys are out,
all you have to do is shout now ♪
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
♪ Super Hero Squad!
Hero Up ♪
I'm with you, big man.
Follow them.
Ugh. Through the door?
(laughing)
Look down there, Hulk!
Whoa, monster's not puny.
(laughing)
Now only Bird puny!
Hey, hey, I'm 5'11", okay?
The Cap always told me,
it's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I hear ya.
Lot more to a scrap
than who's the biggest
and strongest.
- Who say?
- I do!
Whoa!
Uh!
(Wolverine)
Always all about you.
There they go,
Iron Man and his so-called heroes.
(laughing)
Stark dared to challenge Doom
over the Infinity Sword,
and now he pays dearly.
Oh, Mole Man,
you serve me well.
These monsters of yours
could flatten the city.
Ah, believe me,
Doctor Doom...
(snorting)
Tricephalous, Megataur,
and Manoo
have enough power and more.
(burps)
Excuse me.
As long as the cursed
Super Hero Squad is distracted,
my true plan lies elsewhere. I...
- (breaks wind)
- Ahh!
When I'm on the surface,
I tend to...
(burps) depressurize?
Aah!
(breaks wind)
Well, then, return underground
and retrieve the fractal
you have discovered.
Uh! It must be...
(burps)
Oh, a very powerful fractal indeed
to have driven itself
so deep into the ground.
(snorts) With my creatures
on the loose,
I can excavate in peace.
I will gather
these wayward shards
of the Infinity Sword,
and Doom will prevail!
And you will be amply rewarded,
even more so if my enemies
are destroyed.
You are too generous, Doom.
- (burps)
- (breaks wind)
Oh!
Abomination!
Open a window!
(sniffing)
Huh?
- (sirens wailing)
- (explosions)
(crashing)
(roaring)
(screaming)
(Iron Man) We'll clear the area
before we throw down with Loogie-Zilla.
(grunts)
(Falcon) Ladies and gentlemen,
time to play
that great new game
that nobody likes.
Confuse A Creature!
Whoa. The creature
does not seem confused.
Even this thing's not dumb enough
to let us braid its necks.
Ha!
Look out!
Hey! No rubberneckin'!
(grunting)
Take him, Surfer!
Good work, team!
(yelling)
(roaring)
(snorting)
Okay! Take him, Hu...
Hulk? Hulk!
Where'd you go?
You better not eat that!
- Uh!
- (car alarm blaring)
Bull strong!
Hulk is stronger!
(gagging)
- (Storm) Stay clear!
- Storm?
Where you been, darlin'?
Uh!
Ooh, oucheth.
(monster growling)
Foul creature!
Thou flesh-dissolving
protoplasm! Ha!
You don't have
to call me names.
Hey, Thor. I'm picking up some funky
subterranean heat readings
deep in the earth.
Mole Man's got something big
moving around down there.
(grunting)
If a fractal impacted
deep in the earth,
'twould fall to Mole Man
to retrieve it.
And we all know that an impacted
fractal can be painful.
- Uh...
- Back soon!
(screaming)
(Hulk yelling)
- Ms. M? I'm taking a crew underground.
- Now?
We can beat 'em
with my trusty Starkutron 3000.
- Hulk! Hulk! Give me that!
- Uhh...
Now that everybody's evacuated
to shelters,
we've got a chance.
And here comes headcase!
Get ready.
Falcon, you're with me and Wolvie.
Don't call me Wolvie!
(monster growling)
(roaring)
(Iron Man)
Welcome to Lava Lab 2.
- Lava? As in lamp?
- As in lava.
It's a probe I built to explore
under the earth's crust.
(sniffs)
Sulfur.
We're takin' the fight
to the Mole Man.
Exactly. Time to play
Whack-a-Mole!
(alarm blaring)
Are we there yet?
This tin can's a little cozy.
Its cozier outside.
(Falcon thinking)
Red wing, buddy.
Give me a flyby of the city.
And no decorating
the statues downtown.
Watch the blades,
watch the blades!
(squawks)
(squawking)
(Hulk yelling)
Dumb man doesn't hide.
(roaring)
(growling)
That did it, Hulk!
(Hulk yelling)
(squawking)
(yelping)
(crying)
Aah!
(grunts)
Storm!
(grunts)
- Ouch.
- (thinking) Enough recon.
Go on home, Red wing.
Worry about the citizens
in those S.H.I.E.L.D. Shelters!
(roaring)
We're holding
our own topside,
but there's no sign
of the fight slowing down.
We need to find the fractal.
(Iron Man)
They're usually impossible to detect.
Except this one went deep into the rock.
Must have left a borehole
for us to follow.
Sonar, heat scans,
and flatulence detectors
all point to Mole Man.
And he's been using
heavy equipment to get to it.
I can bring us to within,
oh, 50 yards or so.
When?
(Iron Man) Now!
Back! Back!
I'll take it from here!
(Mole Man laughing)
- And there it is.
- I got this.
(grunts)
Let's do this, Stinky.
Not so fast!
Ah! Spin-a-mole!
(both)
Ah!
You're not good enough!
Why do people always
underestimate me?
H'ya! Ha! Ya!
(struggling)
- Uh!
- (breaks wind)
(struggling)
This is one fractal
Doom doesn't get.
(laughing)
Doom?
- Uhh!
- Ahh!
Uh!
To the abyss with Doom!
I'm keeping the fractal!
(laughing)
It's working!
Speed boost! Perfect!
(imitating speeding car)
Hold still! Uhh!
And I sense another change!
My pets no longer respond to my voice.
(growling)
Whoa!
I now have direct
mind-control over them!
Meet my excavation crew!
The most feared creature
above or below ground,
Fing Fang Foom!
(roaring)
(rumbling)
(roaring)
Whoa. When I said heavy equipment,
I was really low-balling it.
Now to the surface!
There, I will personally
manipulate my monsters
into destroying
Super Hero City
and taking over
the Lethal Legion!
You wanna be Doc Doom? Ew.
Uh, dude.
Have you seen his stuff?
I mean, he has a Quantum-tunneling
popcorn popper.
Delicious popcorn two seconds
before you switch it on.
You know, that is pretty cool.
(grunts)
I'll have the Lethal Legion,
find all the fractals,
forge a new Infinity Sword,
and with the Sword,
I'll rule the surface world!
Me! Not Doom!
Uh!
But first, I'll leave Fing Fang Foom
with a little thought.
(Mole Man thinking)
You're very hungry.
(roaring)
Guys, I'm gonna
make this right.
Moley Frijole shouldn't have
gotten that fractal from us.
I was there too, ya know.
Oh, please, no blaming yourselves.
Lava Lab 2 doesn't stock
any barf bags.
(beeping)
Seems to me like Lava Lab 2
is no improvement
over Lava Lab 1.
Uhh, a little bit.
Lava Lab 1 melted.
- Whoa!
- Luckily, we worked that bug out.
Hold him there, Hulk!
(grunts)
Hulk not hold.
Hulk throw!
Ouch. Is that what humans mean
by "pain in the neck?"
(laughing)
At last, we have
the upper hand!
Mole Man?
Look you well!
He hath been made anew
by yon Infinity Fractal!
- Uh!
- (laughing)
Hulk! Get those shelters
away from Manoo
before he dissolves them.
- Goo hurt friends!
- (grunts)
No!
(Hulk yelling)
(squealing)
Whoa!
Uh!
They are all my puppets!
(struggling)
(laughing)
It's too easy!
Happy! Happy!
Happy! Happy!
(roaring)
♪ Crush, destroy
Crush, destroy ♪
Such a treat for this bad boy!
This city is mine!
Whew! Getting his powers plussed,
did not improve
Moley's sunny personality.
Or his sense of rhythm.
Hey, guys, we've got another problem!
(roaring)
(grunts)
- (screaming)
- Ah...
You can't win because I have the fractal.
And I have the monsters.
And I have the hostages.
Whoa! There's people in those shelters!
And if Moley juggles
as bad as he dances...
(Hulk growls)
You are not cleared
to move the Helicarrier!
(laughing)
Hold on, Ms. M.
The Squad doesn't work for you.
You're not my boss.
Just my landlady.
(scoffs)
Oh, really?
Well...
(stutters)
(Iron Man) Falc, what're you doing?
Get back in the fight.
Sorry, Tony. I'm not the biggest
and the strongest,
but I'm the one
who can end this now.
(Falcon)
My bad!
Oooh!
Uh!
No!
(breaking wind)
(Mole Man)
That wasn't me.
(giggles)
Nice one, Falc!
Yeah! Way to go, Falcon!
Huzzah!
Nice job, Falc!
Bird, friend.
Regroup, Squaddies.
That breaks Mole Man's control,
but we still have
four monsters in the city.
- And they're hungry!
- Hungry, you say?
Lo, a plan doth spring to mind.
Storm, Thor has need of thy aid.
(Storm)
A grocery?
Oh, well done, Thor!
Nay, not well done,
but medium rare.
(monsters growling)
(monsters chomping)
- (whimpering)
- Come on, Lord of the Dunce.
No!
(whimpering)
My... my monsters!
They're probably a little busy
wrecking your underground headquarters.
(crashing)
(Thor yelling)
Come on, Guacamole Man,
We're taking you and your fractal
right to the vault.
One less fractal,
one less maniac to worry about.
Fools!
You have none to worry about
but Doom!
(Mole yelling)
(Doctor Doom)
He will be dealt with...
And one day, I will come
for the Infinity Fractal as well.
Doom has spoken.
And is Doom done now?
Good. Anyway...
(Ms. Marvel)
Send me Falcon!
Falcon, Ms. Marvel's waiting for you
back at the Helicarrier.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
To the Helicarrier!
- Hup! Hup! Hup!
- (laughing)
Uh-oh.
I've got half a mind to take
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Helicarrier
away from you loose cannons!
See Thor, you said we should've
called no take-backs.
This is a billion dollar sky-base, Falcon!
(grunts)
Oooh, dang.
Leave bird alone, yellow hair!
Bird is smart!
Bird hit monsters with boat!
(Ms. Marvel)
Uhh, you big green...
You're in charge here, Tony.
Tell me why I should
let this continue.
Look, Miss. Can I call you Miss?
We're up here to get
to the fractals before Doom.
And we did it! Now, go do your job
and let us hammer out the dents.
I'm watching you hot dogs.
Don't forget it!
Uhh. Get out of my way!
- Bye, mom!
- (laughing)
Whatever works, Falcon.
It's funny.
All your data factoring
never took into account
what can be accomplished
by one committed person
acting completely insane.
Actually, the Starkutron 3000
predicted you would.
Right, right. Well,
didn't your machine also say
that Hulk
is Yellow Hair's boyfriend?
- Dumb machine says that?
- Hulk! No!
(Hulk yelling)
Dumb machine lie!
Ah! Look out!
(grunts)
(theme music playing)