The Snoopy Show (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Never Bug a Beagle - full transcript

SALLY: "Nest Friends."

- [WIND WHISTLING]
- [LEAVES RUSTLING]

[CHUCKLES]

[GIGGLES]

[GROANS]

- [MOTOR REVS, STOPS]
- [SNOOPY GRUMBLES]

- [LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING]
- [CHORTLES]

Ha! Ooh!
[CHORTLES]

Ooh! Ooh!
[CHORTLES]

You know that dream everyone has' about
being able to fly? Well, I-- [SCREAMS]

Hey, banana nose! That was a nickel's
worth of business you just blew aw--



[SCREAMS]

Make way for the king.

[SNOOPY CHORTLING]

My kingdom!

[PANTING]

[LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING]

I did it.
I'm actually flying a kite.

Ugh!

[LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING]

[GIGGLING]

[DANCE-POP PLAYING]

- [SONG STOPS]
- [WOODSTOCK SQUEALING]

[SONG RESUMES]

- [SCREECHES]
- [SONG STOPS]



[CHATTERING]

[SCREAMS, CHATTERS]

[SCREAMS, CHATTERING]

[SOBBING]

[GASPS, GIGGLES]

[MUTTERS]

[IMITATES FANFARE]

[SCOFFS]

[CONSTRUCTION NOISES]

[SIGHS]

[GIGGLES]

[SQUEALS]

[GROANS]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[SOBBING]

Aw.

Hmm.

[GIGGLES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]

Hmm.

[CLINKS]

[SLURPING]

[CHATTERING]

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[CRASHES]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[GRUMBLES]

[HORN BLOWING]

[BIRDS TWITTERING ON TV]

[DOG BARKING ON TV]

- [BIRDS TWITTERING ON TV]
- [DOG BARKING ON TV]

- [BIRDS TWITTERING]
- [DOG BARKING]

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

If you don't mind, it's suppertime.

Here you go, tasty dog food.

I know it's tasty because
it says so on the can.

[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMING]

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- [SNORING]

- [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CHATTERING]

[SQUEAKS, CHATTERS]

[MUTTERS]

[MUMBLING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SHOUTS, CHATTERS ANGRILY]

[CHATTERS]

[GRUMBLES]

- [RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES]
- [MUSIC STOPS]

[CHATTERING, SHOUTING]

- [ALL SHOUTING]
- [SQUEAKS]

[GRUMBLES]

[IMITATES REVVING, WHIRRING]

[LAUGHING]

- [MOTOR REVS]
- [SNOOPY LAUGHING]

[WHIRRING]

[GROANS, GRUMBLES]

[LEAF BLOWERS WHIRRING]

[CHARLIE BROWN STRAINING]

- My kites!
- [WIND WHISTLES]

Good grief!

King's work is never done.

[IMITATES FANFARE]

The monarchy has been restored!

[LEAF BLOWERS WHIRRING]

- All right, folks. One problem at a time.
- SALLY: Whee! I'm flying!

Get your nickels out where I can see them.

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

- [WHIRRING STOPS]
- [WHIRRING STOPS]

[LOUD THUD]

[WOODSTOCK GULPS]

[SOBS]

[WHIMPERS]

[SQUEAKS]

[CONSTRUCTION NOISES]

Snoopy?

Huh?

Why can't I just have a normal dog?

[BOTH VOCALIZING "99 BOTTLES OF BEER"]

[GLASSES CLINK]

[HUMMING, SQUEAKS]

SALLY: "Mission: Lunch Possible."

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[MURMURING]

- [CHARLIE BROWN COUGHS]
- [DOOR OPENS]

This is a disaster, Snoopy.

[MURMURS]

Not that.

As the older brother, it's my duty to set
a good example of lunch responsibility.

But Sally left hers at home.

I would take it to her, but...

Ah-- Ah--

[SNEEZES]

[BLOWS NOSE]

Can you bring it to school?

[MURMURS]

Thanks, Snoopy.
But you have to be quick.

She needs it before lunch ends at 12:30.

[TICKING]

And remember, this is Sally
when she's had her lunch.

This is her when she hasn't.

[BOTH SHUDDER]

Do you accept this mission?

[GIGGLING]

Ah-hut!

[CHATTERING]

[BOTH SHUDDER]

[CHATTERS]

[SQUEAKING]

[CHATTERS]

[SQUEAKING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[SQUAWKING]

[CHATTERING]

- [GROWLS]
- [WATER BURBLING]

[GIGGLING]

[GROWLS]

[ALL SHUDDER]

- [ALL CHATTERING]
- [ENGINE STARTS]

[CHATTERING]

[BABBLING WOOZILY]

[ENGINE REVS]

[MURMURING]

Oh, brave Flying Ace.

You risked your life crossing enemy lines,
all to bring me my lunch.

For your noble actions, you deserve
the nation's highest honor.

- [AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]
- [SCREAMS]

It's the dreaded Red Baron!

[SHOUTING]

[GASPS, SHOUTS]

[CHORTLES]

[ENGINE BACKFIRES]

[BACKFIRE]

- [ENGINE DIES]
- [WHIMPERS]

- Huh?
- [WIND WHISTLING]

- [THUDS]
- [GRUMBLES]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[CHATTERING IN UNISON]

[SCREAMS]

[CHATTERING IN UNISON]

[SPLASH]

[CHATTERING, CHEERING]

[GROANS]

- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- [CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

I can't believe my big brother
let me forget my lunch.

It's the most important meal of the day,
after breakfast and supper.

- But weren't you the one who left it?
- That's not the point!

As the older brother,
it's Charlie Brown's duty

to set a good example
of lunch responsibility.

Being sick is no excuse!

[STOMACH GRUMBLES] Uh-oh.
My tummy's getting rumbly.

You know what happens when I get hungry.

[SHUDDERS]

Uh, how about sharing some of mine?

It's not the same, Linus.

I want my lunch!

Well, there's still half
an hour left for lunch.

Charlie Brown probably
sent your bag with Snoopy.

I hope.

[FIFE PLAYING]

Shh!

[RESUMES PLAYING, QUIETER]

[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]

[GRUMBLES]

[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]

[SNOOPY GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

Marcie, remind me to never pick
that kid with the big nose for gym class.

- [AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARS]
- [BOMBS WHISTLING, LANDING]

[CHITTERS]

Hey!

No dogs allowed in the water fountain!

[WATCH TICKING]

What time is it? It's 12:15!

Where's that dog? Lunchtime's almost over.

[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

Oh, no. My stomach's
going from rumbly to grumbly!

[GASPS]

Snoopy, Sally is waiting for her lunch.

You need to go over there
and give it to her, or I will.

[GROWLS, GRUNTS]

- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANS]

Why can't Charlie Brown
just have a normal dog?

[BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE]

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS, GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS, STRAINS]

[GROANS]

Do you accept this mission?

You deserve the nation's highest honor!

[WATER BURBLING]

[CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

- Hey, Snoopy. Wanna play sand--
- [SNEEZES]

Yay!

[SNOOPY STRAINS]

[SIGHS]

Unacceptable!

You took forever!

Lunchtime's almost over.

- [GROWLS]
- [STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING]

Look out! She's gonna blow!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SHOUTS]

You destroyed my lunch!

I don't believe it.

I have been saved from
the ravages of hunger,

and I owe it all to the brave
actions of the Flying Ace.

You had one job! Is that so hard?

[SCREAMS]

- [BIRDS HUMMING "BEER BARREL POLKA"]
- [SNOOPY HOWLING]

I appreciate you trying to get
Sally her lunch today, Snoopy.

But I don't know why you're celebrating.

SALLY: Sure, I had dinner,
but I'll never get that lunch back.

[SHUDDERS]

I'm not sure I wanna go back inside.

Huh.

Dog food!

Ew!

Blech!

[HUMMING, SQUAWKS]

[PANTING]

SALLY: "Too Dog Hot."

- [BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE]
- [PANTING]

[SIGHS]

[MURMURING]

- Hmm.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]

[CLATTERING]

Hmm.

[GRUNTS]
Hmm.

[MURMURS]

[GASPS, GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

[FAUCET SQUEAKS]

[WATER SPRAYING]

[MURMURS]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

[GROANS]

[GRUMBLES]

[SHOUTS]

[STRAINING]

[SOBS]

[SIGHS]

[SNOOPY SOBBING]

[PANTING]

[SIGHS]

[SIZZLES]

When it's too hot for ice cream,
it's too hot for me.

[WAILING]

- [PANTING]
- [WATER SPLASHING]

[HUMMING]

[SNOOPY GASPS]
Ooh!

[WOODSTOCK SIGHS]

- [BIRDS CHATTER]
- [SNOOPY GASPS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

[CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[CAT SNARLING]

[CAT SCREECHES]

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTERING]

[LAUGHING]

[YELLING]

[WHISTLES]

[BIRDS CHATTERING]

[SHOUTS, WHINES]

- [WATER BURBLING]
- Huh?

Beats me why you're swimming in the
sandbox when Lucy's having a pool party.

[CHILDREN CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

No dog germs in the pool!

[GRUMBLING]

[GROANS, MUTTERS]

[GRUNTS]

[SHOUTS]

[CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Out of the pool?

Better do what the lifeguard says.

ALL: Aw.

FRANKLIN: I was just getting acclimatized.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Hold on. I thought I was
the senior lifeguard on duty.

[DRONING ADULT CHATTER]

Sorry, ma'am. I meant assistant
to the senior lifeguard on duty.

Everyone, back in the pool.

- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- [SNOOPY SCREAMS]

[ALL SHOUTING, CHEERING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

- ALL: Aw.
- CHARLIE BROWN: Aw, man.

- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- ALL: Yay!

- Whoo-hoo!
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]

Aw.

- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Yay!

- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Aw.

- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- Yay!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

I wish the water-safety professionals
would make up their minds.

[SIGHS]

[WHISTLES BLOWING]

Good grief!

[WHISTLES BLOWING HARSHLY]

No dog germs in the pool!

And don't come back!

- [BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE]
- [PANTING]

[CHUCKLES]

[SNOOPY LAUGHING]

- [CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
- SALLY: Yay! Pool fun!

Everyone, over there.

- Is that really a--
- Could it be?

- I think it is.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]

Land shark!

[ALL GASPING]

- I can't look!
- [ALL GASP]

It's getting closer! Run for your lives!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[CHUCKLES]

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

What is that silly dog doing now?

I don't know, but it sure looks refreshing.

[SIGHS]

- [GRUNTS]
- [THUDS]

Aw.

[CHATTERS]

- Everyone, back in the pool.
- [WHISTLE BLOWS]

- Yay!
- Yay!

- Yay!
- Yay!

- Yay!
- Yay!

Yay!

Yay.

[ALL LAUGHING]

- [BIRDS CHATTERING]
- SNOOPY: Whoo-hoo!

Whoa.

You know, for a germy dog,
sometimes you have good ideas.

[JAZZ PLAYING]